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Ooc ;; Hello hello I have the BG3 brainworm and you can find me at @sanguinespirited. Still haven't finished the game but you can catch my ramblings and reblogs over there.

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Out-Of-Context D&D Session Musings: Elizabet will only bottom for pure fairytale love, otherwise it’s the XXL Strap for you

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Hi I injured my back at work and am focusing on @catandmousebullshit when my two pain-med addled brain cells crash together to create a coherent thought

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Hi I’m fixated on RE and I’m super behind on CR so I’m gonna be over on @catandmousebullshit for a bit. I’ve heard through twitter that this might be the conclusion of season 2 of CR so maybe I’ll get caught up after it ends. I’m just so out of the loop of everything going on that the spoilers seem like they’re from an entirely different thing lmao

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Gonna be working on my blog themes to get me reacquainted with this place

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dead by daylight starters

❝ i’ve jumped from higher places. ❞   ❝ no excuses, no equivocations… no crying. ❞   ❝ you’ve fooled them, haven’t you? but not me. ❞   ❝ be kind to one another. we’re all in this together. ❞   ❝ the paint is still fresh but i’m long gone. ❞   ❝ just like i’ve always said: live slow and die old. ❞   ❝ you’d be surprised what tools can save a life. ❞ ❝ we’re not safe anywhere… ❞ ❝ it disheartens me. all this knowledge and effort and yet nothing usable to get out of this nightmare. ❞ ❝ sometimes a man’s best work is what puts him in the grave. ❞   ❝ i’ve kept my head down since birth. ❞   ❝ i’ve seen the look on a man’s face when he realises he’s going to die. ❞   ❝ people are remembered for the challenges they overcome. ❞   ❝ i relied on others to protect me once and i lost everything. never again. ❞   ❝ slow down, don’t rush and try not to worry so much. ❞   ❝ just stay there. i’ll come for you! ❞   ❝ the weak are sacrificed first. it’s nature, it’s business…it’s the truth most refuse to face. ❞   ❝ you can run away and forget what you’re capable of or you can face your fears and remind the world who you are. ❞   ❝ a curse is upon you. it will cause your ruin. ❞   ❝ never stop moving and hope you’re always two steps ahead of the beast. ❞   ❝ i was raised by a strict man who taught me how to make the best of a bad situation. ❞ ❝ enjoy this moment, few get so close. ❞   ❝ shining in the darkest dark, your eyes pierce the night and sting my soul. ❞   ❝ ok, look. if we survive the next 24 hours, then i’ll take you out on a real date. ❞  ❝ come here little friend, i won’t hurt you. ❞   ❝ i’ve always felt like a cat. ❞   ❝ i’m gonna be here when you wake up. you’re gonna make it. ❞   ❝ i’m not dying here in this hellhole. ❞   ❝ we have to work as a team. i need you to survive so that i can survive. ❞   ❝ damn them as they would damn us. ❞   ❝ you have no control. people like you never did. ❞   ❝ just stay there. i’ll come for you! ❞   ❝ you call these tools? …really? ❞ ❝ there’s what is easy and then there’s what is right. if you confuse the two, there’s no telling what you become. ❞   ❝ basic botany knowledge could save your life someday. ❞   ❝ only a fool would spit in a demon’s face and declare victory. ❞   ❝ i’ve never missed a race. i always reach the finish line. ❞   ❝ they will never catch me! ❞   ❝ you never leave a broken home. you only run away until the memories stop haunting you. ❞   ❝ in my restless dreams, i see that town. ❞   ❝ paying attention is what kept me alive through the years. that, and my good looks of course. ❞   ❝ all this time i’ve been trying so hard to pretend like everything’s fine, but it’s not. ❞   ❝ what can i say? i’m just a very lucky guy…i’m sure some of it will rub off on you. ❞   ❝ everything that glitters isn’t gold. but gold isn’t worth a damn in this place, so this should come in handy. ❞   ❝ shit! i dropped the gauze! ❞   ❝ i’ve dealt with psychopaths in suits. you’re just uglier and worse dressed. ❞   ❝ when they come with a wrecking ball, build stronger walls. ❞   ❝ we can write our own story and decide how it really ends. ❞   ❝ that sound when you bleed…let me hear it again. ❞   ❝ attack an enemy with precision and their allies will feel it. ❞   ❝ within your enemy’s strength is weakness. ❞   ❝ this is my world. and you can’t ever leave. ❞   ❝ showing up when things get rough, listening to people’s problems, and supporting those in need; that’s how you become stronger, that’s how you grow. ❞   ❝ now why don’t you just fucking die? ❞   ❝ better go back to sleep, there is no moon this night. ❞   ❝ i’ll hit you with everything i’ve got. then i’ll do it again. ❞   ❝ so, remember once you get in there… pretend like you don’t care. there you go, you’re learning my friend. you’re learning. ❞   ❝ i couldn’t be mithered with it all anyway, you know what i mean? can’t be arsed. ❞   ❝ dance with me, until sun’s up. ❞   ❝ your hands just can’t keep ahold of me. ❞   ❝ the night assists me and it’s endless here. ❞ ❝ that’s not enough to beat me. not even close. ❞   ❝ i promised to keep you safe, and that’s exactly what i plan on doing. ❞   ❝ something i learnt in the industry: when the axe is swinging, keep your head down. ❞ ❝ i wanna finish what we started. i want to kill it. ❞   ❝ these monsters… they adapt! they emerge with strange new abilities. ❞ ❝ ok, stay calm. don’t overthink it and just keep moving forward: you got this. ❞   ❝ that song, it drives me crazy! ❞   ❝ there’s no need to worry. i’ve been preparing my whole life for this. ❞ ❝ smartasses get killed. i always see to that. ❞ ❝ probably stings like hell, but it ain’t gonna kill ya. up and at ‘em soldier. ❞   ❝ you’re doing it wrong! let me show you how it’s done. ❞   ❝ you have to stay smart. stupidity gets you dead. ❞   ❝ we can’t just leave them there! ❞   ❝ there’s no getting out of this now. we’re too good at it. ❞ ❝ this is no place for cowards. ❞ ❝ it is a trap. but a trap one must step in. ❞   ❝ there’s nothing to be scared of. ❞  

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Not me watching tonight’s episode after being behind 10 episodes and only hastily reading the recaps minutes before the episode start lmao

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Reblog if youre bored and you want anons.

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Gonna be going back to 8hr shifts next month, so I'll have my evenings free once more. Gonna be working on getting this blog, @catandmousebullshit , and @lostandfoundfortune back on track first, then the other blogs as they come to me.

Thank you to everyone still waiting on replies. I'm sorry it's been so long.

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ballroom dialogue prompts.     below, you can find dialogue taken from ballroom scenes or scenes revolving around the topic from period dramas, for all your fancy dress and intimacy needs. as not all of these are specifically about dancing, i would recommend adding to the end a note that this is the sentence meme you’re sending it for!

❝  is this what you [origin/nationality/family] call dancing?  ❞

❝  then i will introduce you to some pretty young noblemen instead.  ❞

❝  allow him his fancy.  ❞

❝  but no warfare tonight, i trust.  ❞

❝  oh, dear me, i’m no dancer, let me find a better partner for you.  ❞

❝  i can think of nothing less appealing than an evening of watching other people dance.  ❞

❝  will you please come and set an example for your companions?  ❞

❝  would you take a drink with me?  ❞

❝  i may not be [name], but may i dance with you?  ❞

❝  may i have a waltz?  ❞

❝  have some more wine, my wine.  ❞

❝  take a dance in the garden, my garden.  ❞

❝  the pretty young noblewomen of [place/family] would delight to have you paw at them.  ❞

❝  but if i were to become a woman with half your grace and beauty, [name]… i would be proud and happy.  ❞

❝  you look… as lovely as ever, [name].  ❞

❝  it’s a relaxation to dance with you, [name].  ❞

❝  i’ll save you the third dance just because it’s your first ball.  ❞

❝  he has the strength of an ox. and sadly the grace of an ox as well.  ❞

❝  the whole party is here to help my father prepare for the party.  ❞

❝  you and your idiot matchmaking.  ❞

❝  you have shown yourself to be a fine dancer, despite all your protests.  ❞

❝  do you not dance, mr. [name]?  ❞

❝  though i am an old married man, i would enjoy dancing with [you/name].  ❞

❝  will you stay for the [name/celebration] ball, [name]?  ❞

❝  oh, isn’t this room just like a fairyland?  ❞

❝  tonight is for celebrations.  ❞

❝  how do you like my hair?  i did it myself.  ❞

❝  oh, i had the most wonderful time!  it was out of a dream—  ❞

❝  where do you want to be taken?  ❞

❝  if i may have the pleasure, will you join me in a [dance]?  ❞

❝  she hates us both. hardly a reason for courtship, surely.  ❞

❝  you fear for the constancy of your lover’s affections?  ❞

❝  put on your best finery, [name]. your most beautiful dress. you’re coming with me.  ❞

❝  it’s the last dance.  ❞

❝  there is a response to such an insult. but it would not be appropriate here.  ❞

❝  if i may be so bold, i would ask for your advice.  ❞

❝  i would dance with you, if you will ask me.  ❞

❝  sprezzatura. i have heard it means ‘ the effortless display of grace ’.  ❞

❝  i see no evidence of sprezzatura.  ❞

❝  i care nothing for your pretty young noblewomen.  ❞

❝  if you will be my partner, [name].  ❞

❝  it would not be improper for us to dance.  ❞

❝  [name] told me she does not mean to dance this evening, but i do see a young lady whom i should like to see dancing.  ❞

❝  i dare say, but if i’m not to dance with you, i’m getting out of this operetta and going home.  ❞

❝  i come with some admirable qualities.  ❞

❝  [name] looks quite entrancing, does she not?  ❞

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I'd love to do things over discord so comment here the title you would like for our server and add me at Avi the Mundane#6027

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muse things send a prompt for some character facts.

SELF + HEALTH

how do they see themselves?  

how do they want to be seen by others?

what is their life motto?

would they rather lead or follow? 

what motivates them?

are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue?

do they have any pet peeves?

what do they most regret?

what achievement are they most proud of? 

what would they like to improve on?

do they have any scars?

do they have a disability?

do they have any allergies or food intolerances?

do they have any long-term illnesses or injuries?

PERSONALITY

describe their personality in one word.

their predominant emotion?

someone wrongs them. do they respond with revenge or forgiveness?

do they make snap judgments or take time to consider? 

are they a glass half-full or a glass half-empty kind of person?

do they express themselves through words or deeds? 

how often do they lie?

do they listen to their head or their heart while making a decision?

HABITS

how organized/disorganized are they?

do they have any routines?

talk about their mannerisms.

is there an item they take with them wherever they go?

good habits and bad habits.

THOUGHTS

their views on formal education vs self-education?

what are their thoughts on animals?

how much do they care what people think about them?

do they enjoy being the center of attention? why or why not?

how do they feel about learning?

which do they value more: creativity or practicality?

thoughts on material possessions?

would they rather win an argument or avoid conflict?

views on people in general?

what qualities do they admire in other people?

how do they feel about fun? 

what do they want written on their tombstone?

what would an ideal day, in their mind, be like?

thoughts on privacy? (are they private or are they “tmi”?)

thoughts on superstitions or the occult? (do they believe, not believe, etc.)

what are their religious views?

WHAT IF’S

if they could go anywhere, where would they go?

if they could change anything, what would they choose?

if they could only bring two things with them, what what they be?

if they could go back in time and undo one of their own actions, which would it be?

if they could contact one person for help, who would it be?

if they could save one person, who would it be?

if they had good news, who would hear it first?

if they were leaving, who get the first goodbye? 

LAST TIMES

when was the last time they cried?

when was the last time they smiled?

when was the last time they laughed?

when was the last time they felt brave?

when was the last time they felt scared?

THE PAST

where did they grow up?

how would they describe their family?

what was their childhood like?

what did they want to be when they grew up? 

as a child, what were they most likely to be found doing?

the worst thing that has ever happened to them.

the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them.

the best thing that has ever happened to them.

which memory stands out most clearly?

THE FUTURE

biggest and smallest short term goal?

biggest and smallest long term goal?

where do they see themselves 5 years from today?

do they believe in happy endings?

are they afraid of dying? why or why not?

TOUGH STUFF

do they have any phobias?

do they get nightmares?

what kind of person are they?

would they let someone take the blame for something they did?

what are they insecure about?

what is one way to earn their trust?

what is one way to lose their trust?

one thing they would hate anyone to know about them.

they have to pick one: to be loved, to be feared, or to be admired.

have they ever been bullied or teased?

FUN STUFF

what is their character archetype?

what are they confident about?

talk about their moral alignment.

describe them in three words.

describe their aesthetic.

what will make them laugh?

what makes them feel safe?

favorite color and the reason for it. 

favorite book genre?

favorite movie genre?

favorite type of muse?

if they could have a superpower, what would they choose?

do they have a role model?

what is their personal kryptonite?  

how do they entertain themselves?

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Elizabeth got swallowed by a Behir after climbing on it's back to crit it twice with her magic sword. Survived. Some day she'll learn the mage's survival instinct, but it's not today

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Sorry I haven’t been around again. Been busy with a new job and figuring out my mental health so I haven’t been in the mindspace to write. Love you all.

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Elizabet, charging into battle with her magic sword: no fear

Elizabet, after getting whacked by a cleric for half her health: one fear

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“People don’t understand the word ruthless. They think it means ‘mean.’ It’s not about being mean. It’s about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It’s about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it.”

- Marco, Book #30: The Reunion, pg. 71 (by K.A. Applegate)

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Hi I’ve been doing nothing but playing Among Us since I found out about it Tuesday lord help me