#kills it as the third

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

THIS.HAAAAS.BEENan Auidobook presentation

by penguin books motherfucka

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

really specific hangups

[ids in alt]

[nicecrumbart]

ur art is sooo pretty to look at :3 could i mayhaps request a desert of the duo,,, if ud like to,,,

Idk what scars thinking about here but it doesn't seem very funtimeswithscar 😔

And thank youuu, finally got an excuse to draw desert duo hehe

[axoqiii]

another p5r art dump hiiiiieii 😢😢😢

[demonic0angel]

DC x DP Prompt: Jazz receives super powers after a random accident, and like a sensible person she ignores it to focus on her studies/work. But supervillains keep coming around to pick fights and cause trouble for both her and Danny.

(I hc that Jazz has shadow and dream related powers. She probably still has Shadow tho)

Danny: So… what’s with the skull outside the apartment window…?

Jazz: It’s a warning to everyone else to not bother us :)

Danny: …. So who is it?

Jazz: The Joker :)

Danny: …. Okay. So how did you kill him?

Jazz: You know how :)

Danny: …. Yes. Yes, I do. So when did you kill him?

Jazz: This morning when he started harassing the Red Hood :)

Danny: … so is that why he’s been dropping off flowers and chocolates since then?

Jazz: Probably? :)

Danny: …. Okay, I’ll just… not do anything about this…. I’m taking a nap :,/

Jazz: You do that. Sweet dreams :)

[gojonanami]

ok I love Gege when he does shit like this

the fucking parallel — I had to run to google to see if I was right and I was 😭😭😭

[imperiuswrecked]

Marvel hates Romani characters so much. I want to die.

[sakuraspoke]

SPILLWAYS // AUSTIN 2022

[weaver-z]

Aziraphale in season 3 when he needs someone to help him raise Jesus 2 and Crowley's already out bachelor padding it in Tadfield

[yallstar]

i am drowning / there is no sight of land you are coming down with me / hand in unlovable hand

[iwasthenightingale]

I will never be over the fact that for all the confusion and fear and panic and anger that goes through Aziraphale's face in the seconds after the kiss, for all the repressed feelings and the idiocy of his 'I forgive you', when Crowley walks away from him for what he thinks could be the last time he stutters out the softest, most desperately pleading '...no...'

[mummer]

the arryk and erryk scene ending with a suicide because he could not take that this pointless war put him in a position where he was obligated to slay his own brother... god i want to hurl it’s so genius and sad it's the perfect adaptational choice i cant stop turning it over in my head. it was the white cloak that soiled me.

[itscherryterry-again]

you better get to your knees (and bark like you want it)

[fishbloc]

to trust in the mercy of the merciless tide

[theminecraftbee]

Once upon a time, there was a cave, and there was a tree.

Oh, that's not how most people like to start to tell the story. The thing about telling stories is that it's often easiest to start from the ending. From tumbling down cliffsides and rings of cactus and dying just barely out of reach of your king, just barely after him. Of things constantly burning, of the first time being the first to die, of bunkers in the desert and a group of five standing around an enchanting table, waving a flag. Of clocks, and betrayals, and things that weren't actually betrayals (even though they seem like they should be), of firing squads--

That is not how the story starts.

It doesn't even start with a creeper, although I would guess if you asked them about it, more than one of them would probably say it did.

No, if I were to tell the story, I would tell it like this:

Once upon a time, there was a cave. Everyone had gathered in it, with crafting tables and beds. They were being attacked by phantoms. They're chatting about how to solve the phantom problem, because they are friends. They step outside to kill the phantoms, because they can, and because it's funnier, and because they don't know how to be afraid yet.

Once upon a time, there is a tree. It grows right under one of them, trapping them in its branches. "Help!" she cries out. "What's happened?" Everyone scrambles to help cut down the tree together. When she escapes, they all agree it was a close call. It would be awfully silly, they think, for someone to die this soon, and besides, aren't they all working together?

They go back inside and they laugh. They are all green. None of them have an idea of what happens when they aren't any longer. They are all happy.

This changes. It also doesn't.

I start this story with the tree because they all, together, agree that the tree is ridiculous and silly, but all help to cut it down anyway. I start this story with the tree because by the end--

Well. My point is that the tree is a far happier story, in my opinion. My point is also, maybe, that starting with what it would become, well, that won't do at all. Starting with the part of the story that's sad, dramatic, ridiculous--that rather misses the point.

The point is that it started with a cave, and a tree, and everything else came collapsing down after it. It's easy to bury the memory of a time it would be safe to all hide in a cave together, laughing, and save one another from a tree.

It does not do to forget.