#killed........slain.......

[laguzmage]

I'd seen this is a disgrace to siracusa dot png circulating before this chapter got officially released but that single cap doesn't fully convey the existential crisis Angelina Ajimu faces when confronted with the fact that americans make pizza a little differently

[grahamcore]

realistically hannibal could’ve had will straight up murdering people by episode two if he had just rounded up a few animal abusers for him to go buck wild on. think smarter not harder dr. lecter come on now

[silverskye13]

In which there is a gift.

[foxpost-generator]

Boop boop boop boop boop

aaaaaaaaa booping meeeee

[cultofthorns]

in the middle of nowhere, blood in my hair

[mmmairon]

Lay waste to the wicked.

print

[lilithofpenandbook]

Hey if house elves have to fulfill their masters' commands to the letter

Could ordering one to kill Voldemort actually work-

[randomnameless]

I knew the Momo sobfest would return as soon as Marianne with Blutgang was revealed but :

FEH outdid itself!

"Poor Momo, he suffered so much for "what he did but I'll never mention it bcs 10k years of lore and/or it'd involve dealing with the 'Nabateans were genocided and used as weapons to kill the ones who survived' plot, and that'd look either extremely bad after Nopes, or would make people think twice before buying an umbrella".

Extra cucumber points for "wahwah-ing" about Momo suffering for "what he did", and not for Momo's victims, but hey, it's a Fodlan game.

Who gives a flying fuck about victims when you can sob about any perpetrator's feelings?

"Poor Nemesis, he suffered so much having to wash his loincloth stained with Sothis' blood after deboning her, let's pray for his soul."

[melonisopod]

Accidentally left this raw chicken traumatized after I killed his father.

[abijahfowler]

duality. i think it would be absolutely hilarious if fowler never died because he’s clearly such a cockroach (alive at minimum 60+ years in the 1600s & in mint condition, heiji commenting on how he is annoyingly invincible with the “knowing him, he never will”) and if he somehow fled to the americas or something. HOWEVER, i also would be beyond delighted to see him dying in a way relevant to his tendencies as a taste of your own medicine type deal. cannibalized by starving peasants in london? brutalized by prostitutes he most likely trafficked himself from japan to london? chefs kiss.

[please-let-this-work-oh-my-god]

I find it funny but also sorta sad that practically everyone in Vertin's team as of the current point in the main story has basically been powercrept

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Weird AU idea: Crossover AU between Minecraft and Welcome Home. Those bitches gotta kill some dragon to get back home IDK. I can see many shenanigans with this concept

Mainly made this up because I had a dream the Warden from Minecraft and Julie Joyful met (Julie was not enthralled for obvious reasons) (tbh it was more a nightmare DX)

bold of you to assume their Goofy Asses could get anything done, let alone kill the ender dragon

[cute-sweet-corgo]

Boc avenged

RAAAAAA AM THE BEAST

[spiderwarden]

The fact Minthara would be acting a little odd socially in Drow society, being just attributed to the fact her mother - Sos'umptu, was by all the accounts that are written about her, a social hermit, feels fitting somehow.

The way no one questioned her eventual discconnect at pleasure parties or disassociative stare in the middle of the noble talk. The way she would silently grieve the people she thought she could love or be her friends, because she wanted that familial and friendly connections so badly and no one recognized it. Oh, it's just High Priestess Sos'umptu's daughter, this is to be expected.

[asketho]

Opinions on Joel killing horses?? -💣

Strongly disapprove. Horrible sound.

[mekatrio]

i love rita sm