#kill or be quilt

[ultrameganicolaokay]

The Great British Bump Off: Kill or be Quilt #2 by John Allison, Max Sarin and Sammy Borras. Cover by Sarin. Out in May.

"When wildcat arson hits her new employer right where she lives, Shauna Wickle is drawn into the brutal and vindictive world of quilting, as sisterhood and community needlecraft deteriorate into internecine strife. With the promise of an end to all her financial worries, Shauna must cross enemy lines and infiltrate a cadre of "monsters in human skin." But they seem… so nice?"

[smashpages]

John Allison + Max Sarin enter the ‘vindictive world of quilting’ in ‘The Great British Bump-Off’ sequel

‘Kill or Be Quilt’ begins next April.

[marciaillust]

I added some colours to her :)

[the-algid]

GET YOUR FEM!PARKTHUR YURI!!!

(I might repost this in the morning with better lighting but this is what you're all getting rn)

Here's Martha Lester, and Penny "Parker" Yang. They're in matching 1930s style sleepwear :3

[lynxfrost13]

Double Dorredt !

[lots-o-doodles]

In today's edition of I have too many hobbies: quilting 😅

A friend of mine was diagnosed with lymphoma so I teamed up with another friend to make a quilt for her. I just managed to finish it up before her last chemo session.

I learned so many new skills on this project and I REALLY enjoyed the hand quilting part of it. It has me itching to start another quilt...The skull in the center is a reference to Gideon the Ninth. Due to a set of circumstances with her treatment my friend made a lot of necromancy references and related a lot to Gideon. 😆

[hauntedcemeterydoll]

Ghoulcy is everywhere and I cannot escape. Somebody shoot me.

[trippercrazy]

Jared Leto from Thirty Seconds to Mars

[asterdeer]

Y'ALL.

after just over 2 years of work, i finished the Ace Jon Quilt.

inspired by @/speakerunfolding's fanart of jon jarchivist sims with an ace-colors quilt, which was so sweet and cozy and which is still one of my favorite pieces of jon artwork. anything unsightly in this quilt is original to my work; the fanart is adorable and lovely, 10/10, no notes.

as previously mentioned, i've been working on this quilt since late 2022, which means i started it when i was still pretty new to quilting. i batch-cut a bunch of pieces for the the gray squares, and they were a quarter inch too small, which doesn't sound like it should be a big deal! but it sure was! there is....... not as much lining up of the squares as there should be, and it does not lie particularly flat.

it's also the biggest quilt i've made - approx 7 x 9 feet. actually quilting it was a pain in the ass, which is why i didn't do as much of it as i probably should, but i love quilting with decorative stitches. i backed it with bubble/double gauze which i didn't want to put through the machine, so i did most of the quilting on the top and batting and tacked it to the backing by hand. the green thread is because, you know, tma, and also because why not throw some aro + agender garnish on the ace quilt?

ANYWAY. all the yapping to say. i love this quilt. it's messy and imperfect and i worked on it through a nearly month-long cold/headache to finish it, it's essentially all i've done since christmas besides sleep and watch arcane. don't look too close at anything about it except for the parts that i was not necessarily responsible for, but also......... look at it !!! this is currently my masterpiece and i can't wait to cuddle up underneath it properly.

[cosmicquilt]

Art trade with @zomplush! Zomplush drew a Teruko, go check it out!

[bedforddanes75]

every time i see these picture they make me feel sick

[ultrameganicolaokay]

The Great British Bump Off: Kill or be Quilt #1 by John Allison, Max Sarin and Sammy Borras. Cover by Sarin. Variant cover by Lissa Treiman. Out in April.

"A new cozy mystery from Giant Days' John Allison and Max Sarin following up to their hit baking murder mystery The Great British Bump-Off. Surely there is no vacation more drama-free than a boating holiday along the sleepy canals of Yorkshire? Oh, you'd think so. Sadly, for Shauna Wickle, it's tough to escape poisonous small-town rivalries (and sultry romantic entanglements) when travelling at a steady two to three miles per hour. And to make things worse, she's about to find out how ruinously expensive a hastily-tied knot can be…"

[smashpages]

The Great British Bump-Off: Kill or Be Quilt #1 (Dark Horse Comics, March 2025) variant cover by Lissa Treiman

[fmk-polls]

Ask box is open and I am taking poll suggestions

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

What the fuck do you mean he woke up in his coffin alive, with like all of his injuries from his death, cracked open the wooden lid of his casket with nothing but a belt buckle and his hands, dug 6 feet out, while running out of oxygen, walked 12 and a half miles (and then maybe got hit by a car??!?)

And then during his Robin run, there was of course when he got beat up by the Joker and then got up to get the ropes off his mom

In legends he got beat up by an angry mob, was hospitalized, looks like he has a head injury as well as a broken arm and leg, and he just. Walks out and manages to find his way to the next gathering angry mob to try and stop em

He will not stay down and he will throw himself back into it as soon as he physically can, sooner sometimes

[motel-mistress]

Roadkill.