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So I cackled the new clip of jorgeās cut song thatās about achilles facing off against hector and this line is so abysmal it wraps back around to perfection and I just⦠I just had to make this
#GOD ITS SO TERRIBLE BUT SO SO FUNNY ššš#I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BRO ITS SO GOOD#I love how thereās no rage no grief no heartbreak nothing itās just achilles saying āIām the best and Iām gonna fucking kill you over this-#-sick beatā#BOY QUIET š#Iām literally gonna think about this like forever#someone put it on my gravestone#epic the musical#jorge rivera herrans#hades game#achilles
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my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(
#decadentart#bloodborne#retired hunter djura#he makes me so sick hes actually so fucking sweet when i think about it#Yes i gave her a skirt. whenever i draw the people of old yharnam i slways give tbem little accesories :)#the colors are a bit wonky because i intially drew it Reeaaalllyy Dark also idk i picked out some weird ass colors for the pallete#every time you shoot him off that tower an angel looses its wings#legimitately got upset when i killed him for his set#made sure he didnt fall to his death though. thats called bullying when you knock him off btw#also yeah i hc that the beasts are chill w him . and slso he knows all of their names#first maintagged art on this blog. shudders. i hope the fans dont eat me alive im serious you guys scare me#the halo was necessary btw#so anxiousā¦. SEND IT! RAHHH!!! MY AUTISM BLAST GO!
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i wish i remembered the context of this shitposts creation but i really dont im sorry everybody
#shadow cant kill big cause big is an omnipotent unkillable god btw thats why hes not doing anything himself#i am once again apologizing for only ever posting half assed shitposts gang#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#big the cat#sonadow#sonic x shadow generations#you guys are not fucking ready for this next tag#shabig#its so over for you people#my art
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āOh Lucanis⦠Iām going to miss you.ā
Lucanis funeral in like 30 yearsā¦.. there was supposed to be a second part where she kissed the coffin but frankly itās too damn sad!!!!! I canāt take drawing this anymore!!!!
#also I tried something new and I ~hate it~ so I want this DONE AND OUT SO I CAN FREE MYSELF FOR SILLY ART#I say as my next plan is drawing lucanis unconious after bloodbath#rook baby im SOOOO sorry Iāve killed off your husband so young but alas it had to be done#also drawing old people is hard as shit Iām never doing that again#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#also letās all just pretend like antivans donāt traditionally burn their dead before burial#is sheās kissing a lump of ashes it just gets weird alright#also yes thatās wisp spite he really sent lucanis ass to the other side ALONE#spites like finally some peace and fucking quiet with my favourite rook#meanwhile my poor rook just spends the next 5 years staring at a wall in grief#I was suffering with the lyric āthe world ended when it happened to meā stuck in my head the whole time I made this too#my art
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so yesterdat i was tryna get back to drawing by drawing sns being gay (confesssion) but in the middle i was struck by dejavu, then i realized iw as basically redrawing the ābecause ur my friendā scene
#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#sasuke#round fox baby#narutoās boyfriend#my art#comic#my comic#kishimoto u rly fucking did this#u rly rly fucking made such a#gay ass scene and then killed us all#u greedy ass man u wanted it all didnt u#what did u need the hets for#u coulda survived with the fujos#sigh
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in the unfathomable vastness of paradox space, a thrumming pulse tying all living together rings through
#homestuck#homestuck beyond canon#ultkri au#kankri vantas#posting it as a video and crossing my fingers it fucking works bc the gif version was ass#it should loop on mobile and stuff so i think im safe???? god#anyway this almost killed my laptop YAY#i need to buy a better one istg this old lady served me enough already
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The people demand more Minlach. ( please more we are desperate and your art of them is so good š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ)
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my beautiful yuri... sooo critical to me that minthara 1. fell first 2. fell harder. something abt the idea of this self-avowed villain being utterly and inexplicably smitten with the sweetest nicest golden retriever girl in the world
#minthara is BEGGING to be fixed. i'm SO MAD that you can't fix her in the game#i do not understand people who are like ''she's irredeemable'' OKAY LET'S BE CLEAR i don't want her to be an unproblematic queen or whateve#she should be a murderer and stuff your honour she did in fact do all that. not discounting that in the slightest#BUT ALSO she did fall for karlach because karlach represents like. hope and happiness and peace and kindness and mercy#it's healing. for minthara. she's not like that cuz she's inherently evil she's fucking traumattiiizzeeeeeddddd#tbh when i first started shipping them i chased my tail a little on why karlach would even like her back but like#come on. karlach would kill for anything if it held her right#literally her greatest fear is being annoying and unlovable#she's a bit of a groveler. and minthara is the opposite of that so she can teach her to stop being a groveler and they meet in the middle#and it's perfect and they lived happily ever after#anyway#the meme on the right is old as fuck and i just never posted it. it's from months ago#which is a little unfortunate because i do think i might like it more than the drawing on the left#which is fresh from the factory (my hand)#but it's fine. it's fine#i also kinda wanna draw them with that 'short girl holding tall guy by the tie' meme? you know the one. that's them#ALSO VERY 'she ask for no pickles' as well#leave it to me to FOR ONCE get into a big fandom and then i pick a NICHE ASS TINY SHIP to get obsessed with#BUT THE BIGGEST SHIPS IN THIS FANDOM ARE FUCKING AWFUL#i fucking despise ********** and ********* IYKYK I WON'T BE A HATER IN THE TAGS BUT FUCKING IYKYYYYK#dm me if you want to hear me go on a tangent about the most popular f/f ship in this fandom and why i hate it with a deep passion#SO BAD#A NY WAY.#bg3#karlach#karlach cliffgate#minthara#minthara baenre#mintharlach#minlach
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maybe i've missed it, because i know everyone likes to talk about the love poem hans keeps hidden under his bed in the devil's den, but i have not seen anyone mention this next to hans' bed
it's......it's a little wooden duck
and in the inventory, it specifically says dog toy
did hans whittle a little dog toy for mutt? :')
#kingdom come deliverance#kcd2#kcd 2#kcd2 spoilers#hansry#hans capon#henry of skalitz#video game#my post#the details in this game are KILLING ME#like the fucking gay ass poetry is ALREADY an insane detail that drives me absolutely nuts#especially since its not romance-locked so that means its CANON that hans has a crush on henry REGARDLESS of whether or not u romance him#BUT THE DOG TOY???????#do u think hans carved this as an apology for not helping henry find mutt after he went missing even tho he promised </3
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silence
also this is from Wolfwood's POV (in case it isn't clear) i have 0 normal thoughts (every song ever is VW)
#i got possessed for 4 days straight and have been making comics every goddamn day#some i like too much to post just yet#but this one was a pain in the ass so (as per usual) must get posted#after it's on tumblr dot com i feel free#so you know how wolfwood points his gun at vash out of fear multiple times#i thought i'd draw a little something about it but much much worse#i dont think ww would ever shoot but it would probably haunt him in his dreams#thinking about how it would feel like to pull the trigger#distantly wondering if vash would /let/ him shoot. if he wanted wolfwood to finally kill him#also#trans wolfwood agenda#but i just casually throw it in the mixture before cooking up some fucked up shit about vw#also i fucking loveeeee the band 'i like trains'#so many lyrics to work on.....#ive sketched a millionsummers comic on i like trains' lyrics too#anyway#thats about it#trigun#trigun fanart#cw blood#tw blood#cw guns#vash the stampede#vashwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#trimax#trigun maximum#vashwood fanart#my art
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dazai osamu stupid idiot motherfucking dazai osamu goddamn fool suicide attempting child abusing rat old bastard shithead idiot detective of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking dazai osamu
stop pinning me when i talk about dazai osamu i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up children why did he decide to fuck around and find out judt let them loose is he dead is he a bastard man has such a viseral affect on me not even in the room never smelled this man but i know he has the worlds shittiest piss stink get away from me
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said dazai osamu is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the soul purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with dazai osamu speaking another word in person on voice in show not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he was mentioned or alive
i do know why i hate him so much he just abuses children and i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just saw my friends dads and wanted to be the fictional version ill go ham
paypal.com/ifuckinghatedazaiosamu
episodes not even about him vaguely mentions what is maybe supposed to be him attempting suicide and i lost it
where the fuck is dazai osamu if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
ill punch dazai and his frail twink twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final bandage he kept on him at all times simply spelling no longer human in japanese
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when dazai died or will die so i can make a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true child abuse charges
#dazai hate#copypasta#i put too much work into this because my friend forced me to#i hope you enjoy it as much as she does#bsd#<- friend says im a coward if i dont put the main tag#if im killed cuz of this it was worth it#FUCK DAZAI#cant stand his fake ass
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Oh did this trend finally make it to tumblr
#ash ketchum#zenyatta#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#my art#pokemon#overwatch#yes zenyatta is my comfort character. i donāt draw him a lot bc fucking. look at his complicated ass
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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is
bonus? lmao
#my art#cotl#i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease#hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty#like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years#like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit#and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii#its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how#gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this
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I really love Jaster Mereel, the most āfine then Iāll do it myselfā guy of all time. Like, after he killed his corrupt superior UHC style and got exiled for it he couldāve been on that vigilante shit. And he did come back ready for a fight- but not with a battalion, or another assassination. With a fucking entire new system of living and governing contained in a codex he wrote himself, based on ancient laws he wanted to resurrect. By all accounts he wasnāt even in academia or government before that moment, he was a cop. And the best part is he fucking managed to create a majorly consequential schism in Mandalorian society purely on the strength of having actually really good ideas in that big-ass academic magnum opus he spite-wrote. Thatās some Protestant reformation shit!!!! I wonder if someone said to him during his sentencing like āyou canāt just make up your own laws because you disagree with the ones we haveā and he said oh word?? Insane, I love him.
#he could have stopped at some bullet points too or a manifesto wouldāve worked#but bro wrote the whole book#he had THINGS TO SAY and he wasnāt going to stop at some measly hundred pages#NOBODY was doing it like him.#he said fuck you iāll show you a government. and he fucking did#like his balls were huge but simultaneously i wonder if he even anticipated the impact it would have#martin luther nailed up those 99 theses hoping to spark debate in local academia not start a schism#mereel had to know the death watch was gonna try to kill his ass for publishing that but he did it anyway#and i wonder if it just completely took off from under him#and hey as a student of history i have to think ab what the actual societal circumstances were#that that movement was able to happen.#he mustāve been tapping into some really widespread discontent you know#jaster mereel#true mandalorians#haat mandoāade#mandalorians#mandalorian history#supercommando codex#mandalorian civil war#mandalorian culture#mine#my meta#sw
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Iām with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, Iām with you, my love Itās the morning and just we two
#spike btvs#spuffy#spuffyedit#btvs#btvsedit#buffy the vampire slayer#it's terribly simple#you know you want to dance#injuries cw#bites and chews and gnaws on anyone who says buffy didnt love spike. BITES and CHEWS and GNAWS on them.#like is that not the whole point? of him? of his entire character arc? of his burning to ash as he breaks the sunnydale high school#(AKA buffy's personal cage within the slayer's cage that was sunnydale itself AKA the place where he and buffy first ever fought#and he nearly killed her for the very first time but was foiled by the immense love someone felt for her) as he breaks that place to rubble#in a way also very reminiscent of the first time they slept together and Literally Fucked A Building Down. anyway as he's doing ALL OF THAT#like sure she doesnt HAVE to love him she doesnt owe him anything and even if she did love isnt about obligation. but when buffy says#that she loves him in that scene. theres nothing to indicate that she doesnt feel it. that she isnt telling the truth.#idk man. people take a man who is dying telling someone not to love him as the gospel truth when i feel like its more ... like maybe he's#making a misguided effort to be kind? he's telling her ''dont get too hung up on the vampire thats about to catch on fire#and get your pretty ass out of here while you still can please.''#whatever. WHATEVER. in the perfect btvs that lives in my head most of ats isnt canon but esp the part where spike comes back and doesnt#immediately 1. ASK IF DAWN WAS OKAY 2. upon being told by angel that he cant be put in touch with buffy because [mumbles] misogyny?#go ahead and engage in a flirt campaign at harmony until she breaks down and calls buffy for him. those would be like the FIRST TWO THINGS#that spike did after he came back to unlife. first two things frfr#i'm gonna end the tag rant there. hmm
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DON'T WANNA BE STUCK IN THAT NEGATIVITY KEEP JERKIN' ON YOUR SQUIRTER YOU WILL NEVER GET WITH ME! Jerkin' by Amyl and the Sniffers
#dc#stephanie brown#spoiler#batgirl#batfam#my art#okay listen. i think she should be more punk. she would love punk rock and i think she would esp like female led bands#AND SHE SHOULD HAVE SICK ASS FITS#am i projecting? yes. but i still think she'd love bikini kill and dazey and the scouts and amyl and the sniffers and bratmobile and-#i was making a few playlists and i was like frankly. stephanie fuckin brown.#i realized after its v much giving Dinah Lance oops#i took some outfit inspo from Taylor Momsen too bc she's mad hot but like ya thats more black canary belatedly#oh well! posting anyways!#and im not linking spotify anymore because fuck em ik they did all the trump bullshit i dont fuck w that#i'll go back and fix the other links away from spotify later
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OBSESSION.
context.
#birdiepfftdraws#yeah my rambles getting out of hand and i fucked up the formatting#it's meant to look cool and reveal ratchet and starscream once u press on the image#but whatever#megop#transformers#tf one#tf one megop#transformers one#doomed ass yaoi#megastar but like toxic ig#optiratch kinda#i'm cooked#this colouring style is killing me#i have work in 6 hours#this isn't my proudest work and im kinda mad#ratchet looks cute though#maccadam#my art#artists on tumblr#optimus prime#megatron
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