#kii is amused

[messinwitheddie]

Oh tallest Kii~ forgive me if this is too vulgar, but out of all your pregnancies. Which sire drone was your favorite squad wielder?😉💚 how many have died before you become pregnant, if I may ask?

Kii "Your question is... vulgar and quite personal... It is devoid of shame.

I never reflected upon this before your intrusive inquiry, but... I suppose if I must pick a "favorite" siring drone, that drone would be my former imperial medic, Kram.

Kram was not very impressive in terms of height, but he was more intelligent than the average drone. Three times he impregnated me and three times our smeets died while developing in my shmoop-shmizz. It was discouraging, but I pursued my goals with other specimens. ALL of the others proved to be equally disappointing and all pursuits were for not. It knows the story.

... I never executed a siring drone simply because I found their performance lackluster, if that is the question.. I never executed one because I found one unsuitable for siring duties either, just ordered them out of my lounge.

I have personally ended many a stupid, smaller drone for questioning me or insulting me. Not even my stupidest siring drone would be quite that stupid.

[sempaksiete]

SoloMamKii but Kii is a bg fan of the old man (Mammon is not amused)

[starshifter]

All the additional notes I wrote for myself for 'my hopes the wind done scattered' that are too amusing/potentially interesting for me to just throw them away. Think of it as bonus material. Very messily formatted bonus material

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Honestly, the idea for this came from a list of prompts for malevolent mermay 2023. Sadly, I had not yet heard of this fandom at that time so im paticipating late ok …and without any mers. I do not control the way prompts get interpreted. I just write. Sometimes. (the prompt in question was leviathan)

Yes I’m aware canon KIY is probs around 11 ft but I’m making him better ok. It’s what he deserves

Look, Cthulhu is like a mile tall and he’s (probably) Hastur’s half brother so why is Hastur so fucking tiny in comparison? No. No, I am fixing this

My first idea for a possible title was Arthur Dreamhouse so that’s a thing

He has his full powers back if he’s fully integrated. Have him fetch Arthur via a dream. Pull him out of a dream about the Pits while sleeping in that little cabin. He can heal Arthur’s legs in the process since this is an Arthur doesn’t flip that coin AU so Kayne hasn’t healed him. (How long has he been in that cabin then? And how bad off is he health wise? You got a lot to fucking fix here Hastur)

This is honestly just Rascal Arthur: the fic. He just doesn't like being told what to do. Haha (i swear kayne brain is contagious)

King tore john out because reintegrating them was changing him and he was scared of what he was becoming, in canon this results in dark world 2: electric boogaloo, in this au he decides being broken is worse

For emotional whiplash, please imagine King walking around like this: https://www.tumblr.com/without-ado/724427056746807296/cutie-pie-of-the-sea-x (if you actually want to know how I was imagining him moving tho, look up videos of feather stars swimming, it’s the closest thing I can compare it to, except he’s not feather star shaped but rather a creature of cloth and shadows and tentacles sort of, depends how much body he’s manifesting on a given plane of reality at any given time)

Schrodinger’s body: It’s there and it isn’t there but you can’t tell which because there’s a yellow cloak in the way

Hint: they are not fingers. The king does not have hands

Me, who has never touched vicuna wool in my life: what if I gave the king some sort of dreamlands vicuna wool equivalent for his cloak? Cue me staring at images of clothes I cant even afford to touch and trying to decide what they would feel like: hmm, it’s probably soft but silken doesnt seem right at all, better not use that word

Arthur gets re-traumatized and then gratuitously pampered: the fic

The King casually failing to mention that the mosaic in the center depicts him. Arthur wasn’t ready for that knowledge yet 😔

The dancers (at least in this fic, i have so many different ideas i want to explore for the dancers) are a bit like living puppets. They were made from the King’s power and they took on some degree of life due to it, but they’re still an extension of his will. So the laughing…. Was just the King laughing cause Arthur is ridiculous and adorable. Also up for debate if they actually looked away or just moved back a bit. What are boundaries to a god?

The dancers are made of a material that can best be described as elastic ceramic. Yes I don't know what that means either but I know in my heart it is true. I also imagine them walking in permanent pointe, because that's how their ankles work. They also have knife fingers. But they were being nice to Arthur so he didn't really notice

My friend pointed out that Arthur could have been using fancy wine as soap and my fucking god y’all I missed a golden opportunity there

It’s not a guest room, Arthur. Arthur, it’s a harem room for artists. Arthur.

The fabric wrapped around Arthur's arm is actually a part of the King's body. His mantle is part of him and the tattered ends of it work like fabric tentacles

And then arthur continues to fail to reconcile john being the king in yellow because wow that boy is stubborn and really needs to believe john is different in order to function. He’ll get there eventually

Athur’s so desperate not to be alone that he’d do anything, accept almost anything, as long as he can keep his loved ones close and alive. Absolutely delicious

I had to actively fight with myself not to put a “big, am I?” joke there at the end. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice

Hastur never actually gave Arthur his name. Dumbass

[romenomi]

Käänsin huvikseni Pokémon Scarlet ja Violetin taideoppitunnin nro 4 suomeksi!

(This is a translation of Art Class 4 into Finnish, for my own amusement.)

(En ole mikään kääntäjä ja olin äikän tunneilla viimeksi yli vuosikymmen sitten, joten pahoitteluni mahdollisista virheistä! Korjausehdotukset ovat tervetulleita.

Tämä on melko suora käännös pelin englanninkielisestä versiosta. En alkanut tekemään yhtä vapaita käännöksiä kuin esim. saksankielisessä versiossa, jossa Brassius vertaa Hasselin tapaamista muusan suudelmaan...)

Hassel: Päivää, oppilaat! Tässä taas minä, eli Hassel.

Ilokseni voin kertoa että jokainen teistä pärjäsi erinomaisesti välikokeissa.

Palkintona ahkeruudestanne, meillä on täällä erikoisvierailija tänään!

Joten nyt, Brassie, tulisitko ystävällisesti sisään!

??? Tervehdys!

Brassius: Minä olen Brassius. Olen taiteilija, ja keskityn yksinomaan kasvityypin Pokémoneihin työssäni.

Hassel: Brassius luo lähinnä kolmiulotteisia taideteoksia, kuten patsaita ja niiden kaltaisia.

Yksi hänen tunnetuimmista töistään on teos nimeltään Antautuva Sunflora, joka on nähtävänä Artazonissa.

Monet teistä, jotka ovat haastaneet Artazonin salin, ovat varmasti tutustuneet näihin veistoksiin.

Brassius: Niin… tunnistan kyllä joitain kasvoja oppilaitesi joukosta.

Toivottavasti kaikki teistä ymmärtävät, kuinka onnekkaita olette päästessänne osallistumaan Hassin oppitunneille.

Hass on juuri se henkilö joka pelasti minut silloin, kun olin menettänyt kaiken toivoni ja olin täysin luovuttamaisillani.

Mutta hän ei koskaan luovuttanut minun suhteen. En liioittele sanoessani, että hän on elämäni mentori!

On juurikin Hassin ansiota että pystyin luomaan nykyisen taidetyylini.

Hassel: Ah, rakas Brassie!

Minulla ei ole mitään vanhojen aikojen muistelemista vastaan, mutta tänään toivoisin, että ohjaat tätä oppituntia tavalla, johon vain sinä pystyt!

Brassius: Tietenkin!

Katsotaan… Ah, mikseipä puhuta siitä minkä Hass jo mainitsi - Antautuvasta Sunflorasta?

Pystyykö kukaan täällä kertomaan, mikä mielialani oli, kun loin sen välinpitämättömän ilmeen?

Iloinen mieliala

Surullinen mieliala

Vihainen mieliala

Brassius: Ei, ei, ei… Kerta kaikkiaan väärin!

Kun loin sen veistoksen, olin antautunut toivottomuuden valtaan. Olin valmis luopumaan kaikesta.

Olin lupautunut luovuttamaan elämäni taiteilijana jos tämä teos ei saisi kunnon arvostusta.

Hassel: Siksikö nimi Antautuva Sunflora?

Brassius: Juuri niin, Hass!

Kun aloitin taiteilijana, koin useita vastoinkäymisiä. Sairastuin jopa kuolemanvakavasti ja vajosin niin alas, että ajauduin epätoivoon.

Aloin keskittyä vain siihen, mikä myisi parhaiten. Halusin vain mainetta ja mammonaa.

Mutta milläkään sen ajan teoksellani ei ollut syvällisyyttä. Ne olivat kaikki pinnallista roskaa!

Silloin tapasin Hassin. Hän auttoi minua ymmärtämään, kuinka pikkumainen olinkaan. Jätän yksityiskohdat pois… mutta lopulta pystyin jättämään kaiken sen taakseni!

Ja silloin myös loin ne Sunflorat!

Hassel: Kuinka merkittävää! Edes minä en tuntenut koko tarinaa kunnes nyt!

Brassius: Tälläisen kertominen toiselle lienee sitä vaikeampaa, mitä läheisempi hän on.

Nyt, en epäile että teidän nuorukaisten ajatukset tulevat täyttymään murheista usein.

Neuvoni teille on yksinkertainen. Olkaa rehellisiä itsellenne, ja tehkää sitä mitä sydämissänne haluatte. … Kunhan ette aiheuta harmia toisille.

Siinä kaikki minulta.

Täytyy myöntää että alan nyt olla hieman nolostunut, joten jätän hyvästit sinulle, Hass! Ja hyvästit myös oppilaillesi!

Hassel: Voi Brassie, en voi uskoa… miten ihana… oppitunti… Kii…

KIIDOS NIIN BALJON!

YHYYYYH hyy hyy hyy hyy! Yyyyh hyhyhyhyy…

[homicidalfantrolls]

Things had changed.

Merkii couldn’t quite place when or how, but it was obvious they had. It was difficult to point out with the constant buzzing of his psionics clouding his thoughts, but Merkii was certain all the same they used to see their siblings more than this.

Most sightings now were just in passing, a ruffle of his hair or a disinterested greeting. It didn’t really count as a greeting, though. Dad had always said that a hello was a welcome or sign of recognition. “I see you and I acknowledge you.” But pointedly avoiding Merkii’s multitude of eyes and electing to walk away before they could even say hi back? It wasn’t seeing. And it surely wasn’t acknowledgment.

As he scribbled over pages of a fleet textbook he’d found (in an unlocked bedroom), ripping out pages once they were sufficiently defiled, Merkii couldnt help but feel a deep pit in his stomach. They could recall explaining the sensation to Dia once, mentioning a long defunct amusement park they’d attended and the strong desire to return. “It’s called nostalgia, Kii,” their brother had said.

“Nawtalgia,” the psionic grumbled to themselves, the word muddied by the tongue sticking out between their fangs. This time opting to simply make the book shred itself into pieces, purple electricity singing a couple of pages and psionic dampening headphones singing in warning. A soft melody that they’d grown used to. Dia had learned quickly that a sudden beep would have a very much opposite affect of dampening psionics. If nothing else, cleaning up the remains of his work table had offered the lime some time to think of a solution.

As Merkii flopped back onto their massive bed, they took note of the well loved plush shark nestled in the pile of other plushes from various endeavors.

Reaching over, the Monark took the stuffed animal into his hands. It was almost as big as him and assuredly had a price point to match. It had been intended for his dad. But giving his dad a stuffed shark instead of the real one he’d originally intended on felt underwhelming. Should have just grabbed the stupid thing with my psionics, they’d thought bitterly after Twitch tugged them away from the shark tank towards the gift shop. It would’ve been faster and I could have done it without her seeing. But even if she did see Twitch loved their psionics! Whenever Kii whipped then out, she always got back so she could see better. She loved the sight of them so much she doesn’t even care when he accidentally breaks some of her things; just smiled and cleaned them up, assuring Kii it was fine. Sure, after they got the shark out they would have had to find a place to put it in for the ride home without it suffocating, but that bridge could be crossed later.

By the time they’d reached the ship once more, the plush shark had decided it belonged to Merkii and the chocolate bar they had gotten for Beloved as a consolation prize for a non living present had been half eaten. But Dad wouldn’t mind; he never did.

Even after they had gotten back to the ship, Twitch didn’t leave. They’d watched some movies, Merkii’s sister taking the initiative to explain every fish before eventually the eventful day took a toll on the psionic and they’d fallen asleep sprawled across her lap.

Nothing that fun had happened in awhile, Merkii thought bitterly as they threw the shark against the wall. Watching it fall to the ground on top of the charred pieces of paper that used to be information, however, dug a deep put in his chest.

With a frown, they stood up and knelt down to take the shark in their hands, watching the reflection of their four eyes in the reflection of shark’s own. Ears pinning back, Merkii flopped back into their bed, shark hugged tightly to their chest. Their pan was spinning, struggling to think of any solution.

Suddenly, the psionic lurched back forward, ears perked. The sudden excitement had the headphones beeping rapidly until…nothing.

Frowning, he removed the now smoking dampening headphones. Some of the plastic was melted, one of the small light bulbs having exploded entirely. Shit.

Wait. This could work. Devious grin tugging at their lips, Kii hooked the headphones around their neck, shoved the shark in their backpack and left the block.

—

“They broke,” the psionic explained simply, watching as Dia’s bright eyes examined the device with an emotion completely unreadable. He looked…tired. Even behind the cool glasses he usually wore, Kii could see the dark circles under his eyes.

“They just exploded? All by themselves?”

“Yep,” Kii agreed, trotting passed Dia to hop onto his bed, legs crossed under them as they dug in their bag.

With an unseen roll of his eyes, Jodiah sat at his work table to begin the repairs. If it was anything else, he probably would have just told the troll to fuck off. But Dia knew the importance of the dampeners and, frankly, he was grateful for a distraction.

“You didn’t bring your switch, right?” he asked, beginning the disassembly of the headphones. His ear twitched in wait for a reply that didn’t come. A brief glance over his shoulder answered him. Merkii was already laying entranced on his bed, scribbling away in a coloring book. There had been countless offers of a gift of a blank sketchbook, as the psionic ignored the lines anyways, which had always been vehemently denied.

With another roll of his eyes, Jodiah returned to his work. Shit. Kii had really fucked them up this time. The motherboard was charred, wiring melted.

“You know this isn’t a quick fix, right? You totally fried them. This is gonna take at least a couple hours, Kii,” the limeblood sighed, mentally preparing himself for the tantrum that was as inevitable as the lightning following thunder.

But the boom didn’t come. “Did you hear me? They’re gonna take a few hours, Kii. I dunno how many books you brought.”

Nothing.

“Kii?” Dia repeated, turning his chair to face their sibling, expecting the young psion to be unconscious or completely enveloped in coloring.

Instead, he was neither. Merkii was once more sitting cross legged, but instead of a coloring book, they were instead holding a stuffed shark. Kii had an ungodly amount of plushies, but for some reason that one looked familiar.

Oh.

Fuck.

Before Dia could even open his mouth, Merkii spoke. “I want to go to the aquarium.”

The lime was grateful for the mask to hide his grimace. Of course they’d want to go to the aquarium. Of fucking course.

“Kii—“ he started, but stopped dead when his eyes locked with his siblings’ Normally the multitude of solid colored sclera were cute, but something about this hard stare was…unsettling. It certainly didn’t help that his visor shorted immediately after. A small exclamation point flashed at the corner in warning.

Swallowing, Dia slipped the visor off his mask and set it carefully on his desk. With no headphones to dampen the incredibly powerful psionics of his sibling, the ground had immediately become unsteady.

“Kii, Twitch is—“ he began again, but once more was immediately cut off.

“Twitch doesn’t have to come,” Merkii said, voice icy.

Dia sighed. “Kii…” he began, but this time it was not the other that stopped him, but Dia himself.

Merkii was looking down at the shark, ears pinned flat against his head as he rubbed the left fin. Judging by the wear on that specific fin, it definitely wasn’t the first time they’d done such a thing. The air felt thin with the smell of ozone, like the sparks emitting from the psionic’s eyes, shining ever so slightly, were about to turn the same electricity Dia himself used to get what he wanted.

Fuck.

“Alright,” the lime relented, digging around in a box under his desk to offer a spare pair of headphones to his sibling. There was no way he would be going anywhere with Kii without assistance.

Like a switch being flipped, the air immediately softened with the grin on Merkii’s face. They happily slipped on the headphones and shoved the shark and coloring books into their bag, barely letting Dia put on his shoes before they were rushing out the door.

—

As they headed back, Merkii clinging to his bag and nibbling the chocolate bar Dia had gotten him, the lime couldn’t help but smile softly under his mask.

It was a good distraction. The way Kii got so excited with every fish they’d seen a million times never got old. And while it was certainly an unexpected annoyance having to chuck something called a sarcastic fringehead (he was shocked none of his siblings had given him that nickname). back into its tank after wrestling it away from Merkii, getting soaked in the process, there was no denying it was better than sitting and contemplating the imminent death of an innocent at his sister’s hands.

By the time they’d arrived back at the ship, Kii had long since passed out. It was interesting navigating the sleeping psionic into a piggy back ride without waking him, but Dia managed.

At least for a few steps until there was the telltale sign of glass shattering. Wincing, Dia glanced at the ground to see what happened, only to see the ground sparkling with shattered glass and…water. The destroyed remains of a snow globe.

It was impossible not to smirk. Evidentially, Merkii had been successful in a heist, albeit a much smaller one. Maneuvering his passenger carefully so as not to wake them, Dia crouched down to retrieve the ruined knickknack. The glass orb was completely demolished, but thankfully the inside display remained intact. A deep sea exhibit. Angler fish, a vampire squid…and that damn sarcastic fringehead.

After depositing Kii in their block, Dia began his work.

Later that evening, when a violet returned to her block, a small box awaited in front of the door. A frown on her tired face as she opened it, inside was a snow globe from the aquarium she volunteered at. And next to it was a half eaten chocolate bar.

[starstruckavenuewombat]

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[cyberthingpuppy]

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[candacehughes123]

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[candacehughes]

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[all-about-news24x7]

Dubai frame hinting at full release of much-awaited song Tum Kya Mile from Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahaani

We all love to have pizza and so do the celebrities. When it comes to pizza they even forget their strict diet and are lost in the taste of it and especially on the weekends. Now one of the most loved actors in Bollywood, Raashii Khanna, today, posted two amusing images of herself on Instagram. The actor posed in a white bathrobe holding a medium-sized pizza. In another image, the Farzi actor can…

[messinwitheddie]

If you ever watch the movie *A bugs life* I can’t help but headcanon Lich’s voice as Hopper cuz he’s a bully and a boss man.😅 especially the last scene where the ants finally are fed up with him and face him for being a tyrant that he is.

That's awesome you have a voice you can hear for Lich. I haven't watched a Bugs Life in a long time, but I liked the movie as a little kid. I can see the parallels with the characters.

Originally, when I first came up with the concept of Lich's character (Can’t even remember what I originally named him. Maybe it was the same name. Can’t remember. Wow…

Either way, Lich's original backstory/ role in a fanfic [I won't name because I wrote it in middle school and it was AWFUL], was very different from what it is now. The plot of the fuc was a ripoff of the movie ,“Heavy Metal” so Ronnie James Dio or Alice Cooper were the two voices I usually associated him with. "The Mob Rules" and "The Black Widdow" are Lich's theme songs.

BUT Kevin Spacey's voice fits Lich very well, now that you pointed it out.

He is oozing with Hopper vibes.

If I had an obscene amount of money to spend, I would hire these voice actors/actresses/ singers (resurrect them from the grave if necessary) to play my ocs and/or Characters from Invader Zim that never officially were assigned hired voice actors.

At least most of my Irken ocs have voices picked out.

Pepperoncini: Sir Christopher Lee (?) Earle Hyman (?) Even those two would have to pitch their voices lower and more gravely. Cini's voice, especially in his later years, is very, VERY deep and ravaged by centuries of smoking pipe amber. I guess the contrast in his bright, lighthearted, bubbly personality amuses me.

I can’t think of a voice that perfectly matches the voice Cini has in my head. Any suggestions would be welcome.

I loosely based his personality on Phyllis Diller and Vincent Price, to give an idea of his mannerisms.

Spinch: Martha Kelly (so shy)

Hoola: Eric Bauza (His personality is based on Daffy Duck, though lacking in WB toon antics and the lisp.)

Mem: Bette Midler (first choice), possibly Kathy Bates or Meryl Streep

Some of Mem's swarm I have casted

Handoverfist aka Hof: Eugene Mirman

Ferocity: Betsy Sodaro

Skathe: Jenny Slate

Starboard: John Fiedler

Zee: Jillian Bell

Rook/ the Sage: Originally I imagined John Cleese playing Rook, at least in Rook's older years (because he was based on the Monty Python’s Holy Grail Tim the Enchanter) or Suzy Izzard.

But again, now that you pointed out the parallels, David Foley fits pretty well too.

Miyuki: I'm sure plenty of people would disagree with me, but I think Cher (or at least a younger Cher), Lynne Lipton (again, younger), or Cree Summer would make great choices for Miyuki.

Kii: Can't get Melissa Fahn's voice out of my head for her, but any suggestions are welcome. Maybe Doro Pesch.

Soxx: Percy Rodriguez (would have to bring him back from the dead)

Hitz: Richard Romanus

Spork: Lorenzo Music (I just do)

Commander Poki: Brooke Dillman (I love that woman's voice. Boss as shit.)

Frylady Soo-Garr: Kristin Chenoweth or Grey DeLisle. Either. Either or would pull off her vindictive personality perfectly.

Pielord Emis-Gee: Ron Funches

Brewmaster Shakkin: Christopher McCulloch

Yeet: Hong Chau (so spunky!)

Vroog: Billie Mae Richards or Maria Bamford for a living person to play her.

Irken Gir would be played by Rosearik Rikki Simons, just no synthesizers or anything.

This is not a complete list by far. If you’re curious about any of ocs that I didn’t list, you can ask about or make suggestions.

Hearing the voices helps develop the character for me

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 17.10.22 lb

taayiji phodofyin bhaanda in front of dad that adi was a rudeass bitch to supreet

which you know…… good

he needs to have his bs called out

now he's yelling at taayiji

bro fuck off you're being a fuckin brat

storms off outside

ginni calls

and she's like I was gone 10 min and you started fighting up in there

tells him the kangan are with her

him: shocked Pikachu face

but weakly trying to justify it's not just the kangan she's hadapofied a lotta other things too

ginni is like I know I know what happened to you was bad

but you're the problem rn

quit your bitchin

apologize and bring her for the function so help me god

dad inside trying to find out what issue is

supreet trying to hide it and doing ishaare to taayiji to shut up

supreet telling dad that adi is so happy after a long time

you don't ruin it

your rishta just recovered

adi walks in

still glaring

says shoulda told me the truth in first place

BITCH IMMA SMACK YOU

BOLNE KAHAAN DIYA THA TUNEY

started Hulk smashin the second you walked in

this is the most non apology apology

he's only getting away with it coz ginnis not here

anyway tells her forget what happened and come for function

don't come for me come for ginni

she wants you to be there

and I will fulfill her every want

supreet teary and says ginni is a very good girl, but rishta is not with her, it's with you

I'll come for you

coz you said

she says whether you think of me as a mother or not, I have always thought of you as my eldest son

THIS BAAP BETA DONT DESERVE SUPREET AND HER GOOD HEART

taaayiji boiling at this development ofc

bitch, get a job

finally all fam here

demon dad and shaitani Sam smirking at each otherrrrr

dad walking around the house looking sus

BRO YAHAAN BHI AAG LAGAYEGA KYA

I hate you so much

sees ginni ke papa ka photu

and all hairaan pareshaan at it

papaji ki rooh appeared

and is threatening demon dad ki my daughter gonna fuckkkkk you uppppp

lmao nice

he yelled nahiiiiii kushwanttt

and fam like 😦😦😦😦🫤😦🫤😦😲😦😲😦😦🫤😦🫤😦

covering up with some lameass excuse

rasm shuru karna blah blah

ginni aa gayi

hearteyes motherfucker

lmao everyone is so amused/cringing at how they 😍😍 at each other

ginni sab ke paon touching and so flustered she bent to touch adi's feet lol

blue haired friend jumping back before she attacks his feet too

ginni apologizing to supreet for adi

and supreet like no thanks to this he and I have cleared up our rishta a lil bit

which is all thanks to you

gulaabo ji saying kal achcha din hai lets do sagaai

shaadi will happen after daarji comes back

blah blah rasm ho rha everyone giving gift

adi maaring chance uske beech mein

dad making annoucement about changing company name

bro they keep changing the name of this bigass chain of hotels every two three days

it was named after supreet na?

jiska hoarding jalaaya tha adi in 2nd ep

now he's saying it's called singh group of hotels which they'll change to gurkirat group of hotels..... the poor stakeholders of this demented business

anyway saanu kii

dad doing bs good faith ke padh toh le papers

but this dumbass is too swept away in emotions

dumb. dumb dumb dumb.

everyone disperses happily

dad and sam on their phone call doing their mwahahahaha humaara plannnnn, buraai ki jeet bs

meanwhile adi skulking around doing chance marna in mega chichora style

ginni gave one push and went lol

ginni sees someone gathering mitti ke tel ke bottles outside the dhaaba

she's like itne saare

she's wondering where so many dabbas came from when they hardly use any at the dhaaba

and that her shaq is right

someone did this on purpose

she standing around looking at dhaaba praying God show me the way I just need to know who did this

dramatic parting of clouds

hawa chali

one payal lying on the floor catches her eye

like literally it's maarofying spotlight level ka lashkaara

Rabbji, itna bhi dramatic nahi hona tha

she got the payal and is squinting at it

ok but it coulda fallen off some customers foot too?

how can you just assume ki jalaane waale ka hi hai

anyway ginni is 101% sure now ki Sam did this

precap: sagaai hai, happy heart eyes

aaaaaaaaand kamre mein ginni ne YEHHHHHHH jo kheench ke Sam ko chaantaa maara

Mazza aa gya lol

ginni has a maachis and is screaming at Sam

oh boy is she gonna set Sam on fire, lol

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[soulsflame]

Her ears twitched at the mention of a queen ; it wasn't any surprise. Shanks was a man who lived a life far more interesting than she could ever accomplish. Not a spark of jealousy within her, but certainly there was interest in why Mihawk chose this story of all to start with. Hideko slid forward in her seat, taking the glass of wine with a grateful nod. Her lips curled into an amused grin at the supplied information - now that made much more sense. If she were honest with herself, part of her wished she'd been there to see it all go down.

Her eyes filled with more mischief, with a giggle filling the room before she could stop herself. Hideko took a sip of wine to try and stifle it - and it only helped for a moment. "No, he didn't!" Her tone said more than anything else: that she believed his words completely. "Is this the only time it's happened?" She set the wine down, a pensive expression settling on her features.

"You know.. that reminds me of the time Kii become betrothed to a princess of a kingdom we stayed at once. She assumed he was a samurai from the dynamic he and uncle Momo have. The timing's a little unfortunate for her... the straw hat's navigator carries his heart with her, even with the sea separating them for the time being." She shifted in her seat a little, her eyes drifting from Mihawk to the glass. If nothing else, she provided Mihawk with something to share with Shanks the next time they spoke.

Mihawk wasn't opposed to the occasional afternoon of reminiscing, if one at his old friend's expense. Shanks had certainly offered the same in return enough times. He could thank him for the interesting conversations that would surely take place later, when he reunited with his lover. Mihawk found his lips curving with amusement at the thought of it.

"Red Hair met the queen of a rather large kingdom completely naked once," he began, pouring himself a glass of wine, and unexpectedly, one for her as well. Wordlessly, he set it down in Hideko's direction. "All at my behest, for losing our bet. His irrefutable charm didn't work that day, and I don't believe he's been allowed back since. I can still hear her scream, if I think about it."

[dkniade]

It’s so funny that in Cookie Run: Kingdom—

GingerBrave’s “Here I come!”

Wizard Cookie’s “Lighting strike!”

And Strawberry Cookie’s “Go away!”

Are all delivered with the same intonation so hearing them say their lines in a row is amusing

“Who ordered SPIC—“ “Kiiing’s blessiiiings~”

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