#kieran is fucking king tho

[south-of-knowing-why]

The meltdowns over Rome on tumblr are hilarious. He was literally always a fucking spoiled rich baby-fascist since the start of the show and that never changed. Tumblr just has a tendency to woobie-fy every nasty character to a point where they start to believe it.

[rouge-the-bat]

okay so. does the player character just like. cause kieran's villain origin story

[monstress]

succession finale thoughts

rewatching already because i need to write this down while i'm still on that finale high

the immediate problem of the episode is stewy making drama. i love himmm

why would "golden parachute" frank even be in the consideration to vote 'no' for the deal??? we're grasping at straws here oh i feel for tellis despite his soulless blond self

NICKY BEE FIRE IT UP ONE LAST TIME ... god im gonna miss this theme song 🥺

when shiv said that tom is easy to manipulate while mattson is looking at the political cartoon of them. what a blunder

shiv calling her mom an associate in front of mattson slkflskgls

"are there any positives about the nightmare we've shared?" "yeah you've fallen in love finally. fallen in love with our scheduling opportunities." goddddd im so obsessed...yessss they're so awfulllllll like so true jesse make this show also a story of their marriage noah baumbach whomst????

sorry to be so kenstewpilled but the white button down, sleeves rolled up and this line???? delectable. i must speak my truth here like how could stewy not vote 'no'?

new jess.....good for you Jess you escaped this sinking ship

i gasped seeing kendall's sunglasses this episode. that has to be japanese made. nowhere else in the world make such stylish sunglasses. gorgeous pair

greg makes 200k? per month OR year????? answer me. answer meeeeee

love the Lawrence name drop! like we miss u king

the entire lukas and tom dinner scene is sooooo

tom confessing all he he built was sand and he's paranoid to keep what he has. mattson knowing he's hungry but wants to know if he's willing to betray shiv

THEN lukas immediately belittling shiv : she was pushy, she wasn't as vital as i thought she'd be, i'm SUCH a big man i know everything, she's fuckable and she wants me too

and TOM eats it????? so mattson chooses him !!!!

ugh i dont want shiv she has a lot of ideas and i want to fuck her ugh fucking disgusting ubermensch i hope jeryd doesn't win ohio and waystar royco gojogo get FCC up in their ass

alexander skarsgard's line read and acting choices r amazing tho

me to my sister: why haven't any of them used a live translator to check what the swedes are talking about? (greg in the final episode uses one) OK FINALLYYYY

shiv screaming from another room is hilarious

logan promised kendall ceo when he was seven.......the crown prince.....if dad didn't need me i don't know what i would be for.....

shiv and roman bonding at the beach after election night. when they're doing impressions of kendall and knowing sarah and kieran are each other's fave scene partners....this scene was the one that hit me that i'm watching the FINALE finale

meal fit for a king scene....when i watched this scene i was all smiles but underneath the DREADDD knowing they might be showing this because it may be the final time the scenes are happy together. oh honey. we got a big storm coming.

not shiv saying all that to willa and connor not getting slovenia in the end....the terror

the iphone video dinner scene? cheesy as fuckkkkk im sorry that was sentimental as shit and maybe a tad unnecessary. i did cry tho i did...

"IT'S FUCKING TOM." the fight in the bathroom??? mattson rallying his crew???? the convoy to hq??? with THE MUSICCCCC???? FUCKKKK UGH HOT UGH!!!! GO OFF NICHOLAS!!!!

loveeee roman's all black outfit. so chic! (he's still mourning 🙃)

and we cheered. if anything else, us gay stewy truthers won succession

(also noticed that in the above pic - the only picture of the kids on logan's table is shiv. forshadowing? maybe, maybe not but lol)

the final 20 minutes of the finale *screaming into a pillow*

like roman immediately spiralling upon seeing gerri. doubting himself, questioning his autonomy, his worth. and did kendall....break roman's stitches on purpose. to like?? steady him somewhat??? good god. what the fuck.

shiv in this shot like...this is the closest to ultimate power she'll ever have and she's reveling in it. despite herself, she enjoys being kingmaker. that's why she went into politics

it's just. i wanna wrap my head around why shiv didn't vote 'no'. is it because she *has* seen the toxicity of protecting this company infect her brothers during election night? they should take the deal and get out? is it to freeze kendall and roman out of the company as they often had done to her? if i can't be ceo, then no one can? and mattson wants tom to be the ceo and i get to manipulate tom so i win this battle? i can keep my proximity of power by virtue of being a woman that my brothers would never have? is that it? does this make sense?

(but we all know mattson is keeping tom because he's a yes man. he won't have any real power in the waystar royco gojogo so like *sad kazoo noise*)

kendall lying about the manslaughter not being real. the real thing they've bonded over??? just because it may not make him ceo??? jelly-spined move

shiv laughing kendall going 'i'm the eldest boy' and walking away going "fucking child". lmaooo deserved

i wonder if roman saying all that abt sophie & iverson is a way to distract kendall from shiv, maybe even a little spite to get back at him for supposedly lying abt the manslaughter

roman going "we're nothing." yeah...yeah....you are.....

(but they have 195 per share....so)

kendall clicking the elevator to floor zero. cinema.

the one guy entering the elevator with kendall. has he been oblivious abt what just went down? if it were me, i'd wait for the next one

tom being ceo slgjklskglskglsklhgsfglskg

him keeping gerri and karolina this is a win for the glass ceiling shatterers /jk

and tom keeping greg? will he needs someone to bully since mattson&mencken is gonna use him as a punching bag in turn lol

yes the tiger! he destroyed his cage! yes YES the tiger is out!!!!

i truly can't believe that roman came out of this series unscathed (somewhat). like his breakthrough this episode? him realizing his self worth has been hinged on inheriting the company aka his father's love? time to go back to therapy

(also him drinking a martini because that's gerri's favorite drink. what a choice!)

and friends i was rubbing my hands with anticipation when tom approaches the car just hoping hopingggg shiv was in it and when it turns out she was??? i was chanting 'hand in unlovable hand' over and over and when tom offered his hand??? i was fully clapping it AND when shiv TOOK IT?? i was fully screamingggg

in all seriousness, what a bleak ending for shiv. relegating herself as the wife of ceo. just like her mother. the power dynamics of the man she think is beneath her is now her husband and the father of her child and in the company position she coveted all her life. she can never win...she willing stay in the tarpit....shiv my tragic girlfailure i love youuu

when kendall shows up in the park in a tweed coat i was like 'oooo i hope colin is behind him' and when they pan to show he is?????? i was cheering. the micheal corleonification of kendall roy

head under water.....aaaahhhh ambigious kendeath my beloved <3

[duxvitrum]

i'm bored so might as well fill the entire thing out

What was the first Dragon Age game you played? Dragon Age: Origins in 2011, I didn't know shit, I didn't understand shit, but I LOVED IT. It was dark and grimy and waaayyy to hard for me at the time, and I've fucked up so many things I'm sure, but I mostly can't remember it.

Which Dragon Age game is your favorite so far? It's DA2. I've played through it at least seventeen times, with full playthroughs being like seven, six or seven. I have my Hawke's story down to every little minute detail and I absolutely adore the story and the companions and EVERYTHING. Sure, it has some flaws, but eh. I love it nonetheless.

Do you usually play as a warrior, mage, or rogue? Which class are you planning to try first this time around? Which subclass? Oh, mage, mage all the way. And yes, I do play blood mage Hawke (trailer canon!) but I never use the sacrifice spells because it feels wrong. Technically in my HCs she only started using blood magic after the events of Kirkwall, so eh. And my Inqui is a riftmage. My Warden is a dalish elf, so she's an assassin duelist - and I don't really know mage classes in DAO whoops.

What does your worldstate look like going into DAV? Uhhhhh I can't possibly state every single choice, but. Alistair is king, Kieran is his son. Hawke supported mages. Inquisitor drank from the well and promised to talk Solas out of his bad choices.

Do you typically use a preset character and name or spend hours in the character creator coming up with a custom one? I customized my elves, but I love the default Hawke so damn much she is as she is. I will customize my Rook though, that's for sure.

Do you have your Rook(s) planned out to any degree? If so, would you share some details or ideas you have? Not yet, to be honest, but I'm glad we have n/b options! Lately I've been loving non-binary protags (the remaster of Saints Row and Baldur's Gate 3 have blessed me with those options).

Which character from the previous games or other media are you most hoping will make an appearance in DAV? Dorian is a given, Fenris too. I hope for DAA cameos - like Miriam! And Qwydion!!

What faction are you most excited to learn more about? Veil Jumpers, most probably, although Shadow Dragons sound cool as fuck. Hell yeah, resistance!!

Which romance, if any, do you plan to pursue first? To be honest, as much as I love all the companions already, I'm not looking forward to any romances. I've joked about my love for elven boyfriends and Lucanis looks pretty sick, but so does Bellara. So, we'll see! Maybe I'll go the CBP route and pick an NPC who can't be romanced to headcanon our relationship lol.

Which location are you most excited/hoping to explore in-game? Minrathous looks SICK. I can't wait to run around this dark and gloomy magic city like DAMN. Also the nevarran Necropolis!!

What's one thing you'd really like to see in this next game? Not sure there is anything in particular, I'm just excited about the game itself. Unexpected cameos would be banger tho.

What's one thing you're hoping we DON'T see in this next game? Erasure of past historical events to smooth out the plot. Like. Please.

What's one thing you've seen confirmed so far that you're a fan of? The battles. I know people like strategy and tactics, but the flashy battles are amazing. Also mages can MOVE WHILE CASTING FINALLY.

What's one thing you've seen confirmed so far that you're NOT a fan of? Uhhh there was something, but it was so miniscule that I can't even remember it right now.

Do you have any unpopular opinions about DAV so far? Nope, not that I know of.

What's one crack theory you subscribe to (yours or someone else's)? That Solas sucks with his plans and we'll have him as an ally yet again lmao. Does that count?

Are you interested in all the lore and speculation or do you focus more on the games and stories themselves? I don't read books/comics myself, but I enjoy reading theories of people that do. I mostly am interested in the plot of the games.

Which aspect of fandom are you most looking forward to? (e.g. reading/writing fic, the bounty of gorgeous art, getting to know new people, etc.) NEW ARTWORK. I don't read much DA fanfiction, but ARTWORK.

Are you planning to replay any of the previous games, watch Dragon Age: Absolution, or read any of the books/comics/short stories, or are there other games you want to play in the meantime? I am currently replaying DA:I :)

Post a picture or gif that conveys your current level of excitement for Dragon Age: The Veilguard!

[crystallineirises]

Emmy 2024 Liveblog

We high, we got snacks, we filled out a physical ballot lets see if i can figure out my mom's tv

heyyyyy a brother for MLK day

I do think about how he marched for me, a black girl, to say "step on me" about white women on the internet *black power fist*

I'm bored already lol

I turned the volume down lower so i can eat my little nosh

Why does the Fox camera never look as good as the other cameras, this has got an American Idol glow on it

I was like "is that Pete Davidson"

MOM

FOLLOWED BY SARAH

CHRISTINA why have not finished Dead To Me oh yeah cause I don't want it to end

ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND TEARS

TWO HITS DISABILITY AND OZEMPIC GO AWF

OH J - no it's not it's comedy

I'm rooting for everybody black actually I'm rooting for everyone this is stacked

AYO GET YR ASS UP HERE

Oooh Padma is looking fine

The energy of this is already better than the whole GG

CAAAAROOOOLLLL

They should just stay standing up

She looks so GOOD and that joke hit PERFECTLY women are better at everything

I don't really know which way this is gonna go

I still need to watch Poker Face I keep forgetting

QUINTAAAAA she looks so sweet

Damn Sarah got that ICE round her neck alright rap star girlfriend

SHERYL LOOKING REGAL

Didn't prepare nothing I love it

I really don't need to annotate the physical ballot and live blog but WHO CARES this is for me

Can these commercials stop the Discord said this is J's category and I know its not gonna be her but what if it *was*

I'm that meme of "Bruh thinks he's on the team" I've been nervous all DAY

Sam Seaborn what's up why are you hosting weird shit

*adds Sopranos to watch list*

Oh they have props money

OMG it's the mom from Rizzoli and Isles!!! OMG HEY

Hoooooo here we go

THESE GAYS

Eighty damn people in this category

GASP if you're gonna lose lose to Jennifer love this for us *CAW*

ALL THE EVIL GAYS

Your arm still broken damn

Someone give us the bleeped version plz but also he nailed that stare

Alan with his rocks and insects speech tho

SARAHHHH LOL TOMGREGS WINNING

DAMN that theme song sounds banging on this soundbar I really should learn how to use this tv

How is Curb still on the air? Not that it's bad, it just seems like it's been a very long time lol

Someone on Discord just said they wondered if they're gonna do a Friends thing for Matthew OH MY HEART in memoriam is gonna be roughhh

I'm not high enough lol

AYEEE EBON

Also that leather jacket is sickkk

I like the lack of commentary as they walk up, can we keep this shit classy

FIRST AD let's shout out the tech TEAMS

BLACKPEOPLEEE

I didn't realize Jeremy was also a small man lol I kinda would have loved for OMITB to win something but it's cool

sweet baby full of LOVE

AMY AND TINA

Smoke break

A pyramid lol

That woman behind him in the navy dress looked hot oh it's in a suburbs kinda way that's a great fucking dress though

OH she's not here? SHE ALWAYS HERE that's how black moms work

BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GRILL

Hannah's face and Kieran's face

BLACK DONT CRACK AND ITS NEVER TOO LATE

This is the blackest show i've ever seen without that many black people nominated

So many babes in this category

MORE BLACK WOMEN BLACK QUEER WOMEN

THIS SPEECH IS GOING OFFFFFFF

AND HER MOM I need to have all the black moms in the audience in a glamour shot together

oh and NOW we are high let's get into it YUH *rock on emoji*

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOW YR NAME

NORM

I love The Bear but I do like when things get spread out a bit? There's so many shows out there

*survivor yell*

YAY FOR THE GAYS AND GWORLS AND KWEENS AND THEYZ

Arsenio looks GOOD

Who is this beautiful woman

ALWAYS SUNNY THE KINGS AND QUEENS OF MY HEART and they look AMAZING

JUNO YOU LOOK SO HOT that hair swoop is STRONG

LOL can we get a full transcript of all bleeped things

shouts to all the negative bank account hoes out here

GREYZ BEBEZ where's Kate Walsh

BARZ

OH GOD GILLIAN i am about to lose it

Just kidding they just threw us off with x files theme that's fucked up

MAD MEN THEME ANOTHER BANGER

NOT THE HUG

*twerk team* also Sarah Snook

omg the boy from 30 rock his face is me

this speech was boring but that shot of J was great

Beef is so good so far but I'm only two episodes in

Not enough people have been chased off the stage honestly

Amy and Tina you look GREAT

ELTON JOHN EGOT GAYS IS WINNING

Ryan is chaotic evil lol but he sure has given us some shit to watch

Secondary Beef sweeeep

That's the thing, you get one good role and then you win all three awards it can get a little boring

you're gonna make it after aaaaaaallllllll

and a HAPPY MLK DAY TO US ALL

Jessica nominated for something in every awards show and every time she's just sitting around being pretty and chill

JOAN AND TARAJI DREAM BLUNT ROTATION

invited everyone you kneewwwooooooowww you would SEE the biggest gift would be from ME and the caaaardd attached would SAY thank U for being a friiiiieeeeeennnddddddEEEEENNDDDDD *dah*

How is there another 50 minutes of this I'm pretty much over it

Also this new show with Diane Lane *gay panic*

not a compilation video of TV lol

WAG THEME

*we ARE welcome*

GOD look at her why am I always in the room with my mother when she's on stage lol

Yay gay people winning again

YES THEY DID BABY TRENT DID HIS THANG

Looking at her titties looking at her nails looking at her ass looking at her dress i am so femme and so gay and also so femme

I love that *this* is why they had the WAG theme that didn't register at first lol

Is RuPaul singing this song in the background wait maybe thats Titus or Billie who IS that lol which black gay is that

What up Sarah Kate that's a very gay outfit lol

Okay we have another 40 minutes though so like...unless we're gonna have Sarah speak for like seventeen minutes

They also keep panning to Jessica Chastain because she just looks beautiful at all times at all angles in all and it doesn't make any sense

LOL they found Bella like quick where's an enby quick, lol panning to Jenna holding a girl's hand

OMG Babette from GG love her guitar jacket that's camp

"Why is this always so fuckin SAD" - crystallineirses on in memoriam segments

LESLIE

PAUL

IRENE

I am gonna CRY how dare they

not the collage like it's top model

I came back to some random dance sequence lol what up Calista

oh LORD it's Kieran's time *MANIFEST*

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

SO MUCH KISSING BRIAN WHAT

SHIRTS OFF SHIT

MO GAYS

THE DEEP SIGH

MANIFEST

TEAM SHIV

SHIV BABIES WE DID IT

THIS IS OUR TIME

EMMY WINNERS SARAH AND KIERAN

"MLK allowed me to celebrate a bunch of white people depicting even worse white people" - crystallineirses on the Succession wins

MEN KISSING ON TV

FX IS TIGHT

GO J GO

get your way to him lol

Why are they off screen lol

Not me just watching J and Kieran shuffling around

DAMN Hannah

it's been real yall

Just more hugs for all the boys

MLK IN THE CREDITS

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book Three of Four]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

I didn’t think I could like anyone more than Sloane, but boy was I proven wrong. Riley and Malek are my new favorites. Leave it to the Keller sisters to fall in love with their kidnappers lol.

For book three, the way these two fall in love… ugh, it was just so good. I’m not one for angst, but the back and forth Malek was going through had me craving more. And then when he took the plunge, I was all in. I also love how little Riley, who thought she was an ugly duckling, came into her own and charmed the king of the Bratva all on her own.

And don’t even get me started on that love triangle. I’m just glad it was solved in the end.

This book had me actually disliking some characters I fell in love with in the previous books, so I’m hoping book four will make me love one of them again.

Now here are my rambling thoughts…

* So Riley is Sloane’s sister and they’re not exactly friendly… this is going to be interesting.

* Come on, Kage. I liked you in book one. Don’t be a dick now 😒

* Okay, Spider. I see you 😏 And Riley, don’t even sweat it. You check out his package all you want 😂

* Omg. Spider is a shy guy! Can I keep him?

* Lmao. First Mal thinks Riley is homeless, now he thinks she’s a whore. Also, how the fuck did he find Declan so fast?

* Awww. So Riley’s the “ugly duckling” and resents her sister. But now things are looking up. I love that she so blatantly ogles Spider 😂

* Mal thinks Riley is being abused. Omg.

* Goddamn. Mal really just gave her all that cash?

* And now they know Diego’s alive?! Why do they seem scared tho?

* Wow, Sloane. Way to listen to your sister. Now I can’t wait for Mal to kidnap her.

* Oh damn. He knows Riley is Declan’s family. He’s gonna take her. Yeesssssss!

* Mal really is a fucking ghost. How does he keep finding her and not set off any alarms?

* Also, woo! He kissed her to shut her up. I love it.

* Holy shit. Holy shit! Mal shot Kieran, Riley took a bullet meant for Mal, and Spider has a whole lot of explaining to do when he wakes up after being bludgeoned for shooting Riley.

* Aww. Spider loves Riley… but Riley totally wants to bone Malek.

* And wtf is up with all these supposed dead mean actually being alive. For fuck’s same. Do we even know a Killian Black? So many names are being tossed around. I’m confused.

* They way Mal is taking care of Riley is making me swoon. Omg. Get better already so you can bone!

* Shit. Spider has already been spotted in Moscow and Mal paid him a visit. It’s adorable Spider wants to take her home, but that crush is definitely one sided.

* Goddammit. I know Mal was teasing Riley, but I’m the one feeling like he was teasing. Asshole. Lmao.

* So a bear attack was all it took for Mal to fuck Riley? 😂

* Man… this relationship of theirs is a fucking rollercoaster. Holy hell.

* I don’t like that Mal’s boss knows about Riley. And invited them to dinner at one in the morning.

* So the meeting actually went… good? Oh thank god.

* Man, Riley’s got some balls sassing the king of the Bratva 😂 As least he was endeared by her 🤷🏻‍♀️

* A story where the girl doesn’t know she’s dead..? A love story with ghosts..? Aww man, I’m thinking of Pen Pal now.

* Nooooo. Everything was going so good. Don’t break up with her. Don’t let Spider take her. I fucking hate this.

* She’s fucking pregnant!!! And Mal doesn’t know. And omg. Just go back to Russia already!!

* Riley declaring the Mob and Bratva have blood ties, and someone cheering in the background that she thinks is Nat… I can picture that. A drunken Nat cheering because fuck these touch macho dudes. It’s the women with all the power.

* The fucking band playing “we are family” 😂

[doctormage]

they really did make the romanceable origins companions’ stories about learning self worth and breaking unhealthy/abusive cycles huh

[khaleesiofalicante]

i have a few questions about the recent chapter. feel free to not answer if it's too spoilery or if you don't want to:

even though belial and asmodeus are dead, are magnus and tessa still eldest curses, right? they'll be a part of the nine warlocks?

if david hadn't made the choice for him, do you think alec would have eventually left david to go see magnus?

did alec BUY the car?! also how the fuck does magnus have a black amex?! i didn't realise he's that filthy rich

will magnus and alec continue their conversation they had when they were at DC? i hope they do.

in your lbaf universe, who's the king/queen/leader of seelie court? (idk or remember if you've mentioned this before)

Oh, these are some good questions.

Yes, they are still eldest curses. And yes, they are part of the nine-point circle ;)

No. Alec would have chosen David because, see attached fave alec quote of mine:

3. He rented the car. THE CAR WAS BURNED. SMH RICH PEOPLE. JUSTICE FOR THE MASERATI. Also, Magnus is still super rich tho. AND I SAY GOOD FOR HIM. He has been making money for like centuries. SO!!

4. They will <3

5. In LBAF I, we find out the seelie court and unseelie court was amalgamated (even though they still call it the other way because they don't like it). The queen died (yay!) and Kieran rules both courts as the King.

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

The Crown of Gilded Bones live reactions 🌹👑

VERY SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT (you’ve been warned)

CHAPTERS 1-5

Right okay so to recap. Poppy is a god because of course she is.

love how the Queen makes this whole grand gesture of kneeling and offering up her crown, proclaiming Poppy the new Queen of Atlantia despite her despair at the thought of it, and that’s how the last book ends. 

and two pages into this book, the King is all “lmao my wife. ever the dramatic. anyways. no <3″

like idk if it was intended that way but it’s comedic gold *chef’s kiss*

I love Poppy but she is SO DUMB. Like. We figured out the wolven were attuned to her in AKOFAF this is old news and she’s literally staring at a horde of them ready to rip out her hubby’s throat because he’s a potential threat and she’s like “why tho? :(”

anywayysss

Poppy straight up looking at a naked Kieran is giving me life. My OT3 senses are tingling... 👀

lmao we love a feral couple who would tear the world apart for vengeance. He ain’t dead tho. We’re only like 2 chapters in skdjs

Alastir’s a lil bitch huh? I mean I know he’s the dude she can never remember from her nightmares. I just thought he was maybe more of a grey character than he was made out to be. 

But nah. Dude’s a puddle of wank.

Wait who tf is Jansen, I legit don’t remember 😂 (tbf, I did skim the whole first half of FBAA rip)

Jansen is also a puddle of wank.

CHAPTERS 6-10

oop and they came for her! We knew it but still :’)

Feral Couple Tearing The World Apart For Vengeance Part II

Poppy, looking at Casteel slaughtering every man in sight: "God, I love him." GLKVAJSLKDJLKJD

Okay we love a supportive father but I really don’t think Valyn is there for Poppy. He’s there to make sure his only viable son/heir doesn’t get kidnapped/killed.

Kieran is my fav. He’s just resigned to the fact that Poppy is gonna unleash hell once he breaks her out of those chains.

Lmao he’s also my fav cos he’s concerned when she doesn’t unleash hell.

Why does Casteel being in the middle of tearing out hearts and ripping out spines in a rage-fuelled frenzy, but then heeding Poppy’s orders to stop without a single hesitation make me 😳🥵

“I made him a promise” STOP I’M ALREADY BI 🥵🥵🥵

ah shit :/ 

the whiplash of “your plans have been foiled! haHA! no your plans have been foiled haha! no your plans have been foiled! no yOURS!”

how are we only on chapter 7??? feel like i’ve read ten books already so much has Happened.

anyways. Poppy’s been skewered. and not in a sexy way :(

Okay I don’t normally cry at books but I am On The Verge Of Tears y’all.

Casteel crying is wrecking me.

The unfettered angst of him telling her he loves her for the first time and her not being able to say it back!!!! I’m ruined, your honours

oh shit he’s gonna turn her! I mean we knew this was gonna happen but !!!!

Kieran stepping up to the plate like “oh shit we doin this frfr? fuck okay then.” the real ride or die MVP.

So I know we’re in the middle of a tense scene rn but the romanticism of “No we will deal with what comes next. Together.” has me swooning :’)

GVSLKJFALKSJD “THE GODS WILL NOT STOP ME EITHER” HE READY TO KILL SOME SUPREME BEINGS FOR HER 😭

The “Rest. I will watch over both of you.” *sniffles* :’)

The bathing-her-while-she’s-wounded/unconscious trope I SOB

skfjskdj she pounced on poor Kieran 😂

“Unworthy.” 🥺🥺🥺

Alright somebody better tell Casteel he's worthy >:(

Casteel telling her she’s strong and brave and that he knows how it feels to be lost in bloodlust and promising her she will find herself again while cradling her against his chest while she feeds is making me so soft 🥺

OHMYGODJFSKSJFSDLAKJS KIERAN IS IN THE ROOM. THEY ARE HAVING SEX AND KIERAN IS JUST. WATCHING!!!!! I’M LEGIT SCREAMING I CAN’T HANDLE THIS 💀💀💀

idk if i’m dying from second-hand embarrassment or sexiness. I really can’t distinguish my feelings rn.

Okay I’m sorry but the idea of Poppy mutilating Casteel’s wrist while fucking him is sending me, I can’t sldfkjalskj

HOLY SHIT KIERAN IS RIGHT THERE???!!! HE’S HOLDING POPPY’S JAW TO KEEP HER FROM FEEDING AND CASTEEL JUST. KEEPS FUCKING HER???!?@!?!?@?

Laughing cos their glorious reunion sex was basically a sex-pollen threesome sfkgjd

Alright, Kieran left and Poppy remembers Casteel’s name now we’re all good.

(Kieran was fully clothed during all of that btw, in case it wasn't clear lmao)

[cardiganloser]

How I see the Shadowhunters Characters:

Jace - Angsty bitch, stop being emo and see a therapist about your Daddy Issues, you're also not better than everyone else.

Clary - Overall tolerable, sometimes too impulsive for me. Stop making out with your brother. Should probably also see a therapist about Daddy Issues.

Simon - I feel like he'd lightsaber duel me if I asked. Has a chill vibe and he's cute with Izzy. Also gave Julian a D & D figure in QoAaD as a weapon.

Izzy - Bad bitch queen who can step on me. I hope she never changes. She'd be really fun on a hen night.

Alec - Points for the bow and arrow. Has put Jace in his place as well, and he's an amazing Dad. Also "I'm not your bitch". A cool guy I like him.

Magnus - A king. Would let him control my wardrobe. 10/10 I worship the dirt he walks on. Also a good Dad.

Jocelyn - Idk if she had a personality beyond Clary's annoying Mom who was asleep for the first three books. She gets points for not liking Jace.

Luke - Seems chill, owned a bookshop. I guess he's okay.

Sebastian - Fucking die and never let me see your face again you alabama asshole bitch.

Aline - Lesbian Queen. Loves her wife and she has a cool vibe. The top energy is astounding.

Helen - Loves her family and her wife. A queen who put up with exile cause the clave are pussy bitches. She's cool too.

Emma - Sarcastic Queen with a badass sword. Can also step on me.

Julian - Book husband. Loves his family and can lie better than you. I feel like he could murder me at a moments notice.

Cristina - Sweetheart. Literally no flaws, absolute perfection.

Mark - Kinda wack but he was in faerie for years so it's cool. Usually funny and I do want to see him again.

Kieran - Had HAB (Herondale Angsty Bitch) syndrome for a bit but developed flawlessly. I hope he has good things in the future.

Diana - Queen. Probably pegging Gwyn and doing it flawlessly. We stan.

Zara - Pussy bitch. I feel like she'd hate- crime me. Her getting roasted was the most satisfying thing I've ever read.

Diego - Neutral. Did Cristina dirty but he was kinda forced into it ig?

Jaime - Chill af, would get stoned with me 100%. Points for being nice to Dru and Cristina.

Dru - Excited for her in TWP, badass, we stan her.

Ty - Definetly gay for Kit. He would read a book with me. Resourceful and loyal, he passes the vibe check.

Kit - Has his own bit of HAB syndrome but he's cool overall. Should've faced the fact he was in love with Ty instead of running away to another continent but ig TWP is addressing it.

Tessa - Stereotypical book mc but also cool, her brother did her dirty, I like her name.

Jem - Flawless, an icon, love him, he can hold my drink, literally has he ever been mean to anyone without being provoked ever. Another book husband.

Will - HAB sufferer but he's kinda hot ig, it's hard to tell with a book. I feel bad for him with the whole "you can't love ppl or they die" thing, but I prefer Jem. Still a fave tho.

Jessamine - Little hit of a bitch but I feel like she deserves better. Also I feel not wanting to do training it looks tiring and I'm lazy af.

Charlotte - Queen, step on me, pegs her husband, I can't wait for her to stomp on Gideon Lightwood's face

Henry - Kinda wack, same as Mark, but he's funny so it's fine. Tries his best so I'll give him a positive review.

Sophie - Literally just here to do her job. I relate to the being in love with Jem thing she has going on.

Update I spelled Jaime's name wrong so thanks to the person who lmk

[vegetalass]

RDR2 Boys on an Airplane

Arthur

You better hope he’s sitting next to someone he likes, or he’s going to be extra awkward

Mostly because he’s a Big Man and the seats are too small for him, but also because he doesn’t want to disturb anybody around him

Good luck if he’s anywhere near Micah tho, because there will be arguing

Can’t get over how small the bathrooms are. It both fascinates him and pisses him off at the same time

Probably all he’ll talk about for a while

Yes he wears his hat inside the plane... He doesn’t want it to get crushed on the ground or in the overhead bins

Does not eat the plane food. Makes his tummy hurt and he will complain about it at length to Dutch.

Tries not to complain in front of the flight attendants though but most definitely fails.

Spends so much time putting luggage away for everyone because he just can’t say no to all these nice people

Grandmas love him and give him cookies to thank him

His back still hurts later though

Probably watches the first movie or show that pops up on his screen and it’s either a rom-com or a horror movie and he doesn’t understand either

Tries to read a book but keeps getting distracted by not being comfortable or getting annoyed by Dutch being Weird

If he does manage to fall asleep it’s likely he’ll end up snoring

Wears jeans but doesn’t get uncomfortable

John

Only has really shitty earbuds that don’t work but he still uses them anyway despite everyone being able to hear what he’s listening to

And then it’s like the Shrek soundtrack because he doesn’t understand music apps

If you comment on it he tries to switch seats with Arthur

Buys a bunch of junk food under the guise that it’s for Jack but eats it all himself

Also eats the airplane food with no complaints. Will probably tell you it’s not bad if you asked

Tries to steal the gang's complimentary snacks. Eats both Abigail’s and Jack’s before asking Arthur and Dutch for theirs

They say okay because they’re not even very good

Antsy… constantly tries to pace the aisle and ends up going to the bathroom like 80 times for absolutely no reason

Needs an aisle seat or he’ll die

Will try to walk over you if he doesn’t get one

Tries to watch TV or a movie but can’t decide on anything so he just watches Abigail’s or Jack’s screen without sound the entire time

Ends up falling asleep and gets a crick in his neck

No one feels sorry for him

Charles

Hoes mad but he’s the best on planes

Not only he is calm but he’s prepared

Wears comfy sweats and packs his own food

Still probably ends up spending $20 on one of those 48oz water bottles and some dried fruit and trail mix though just because he wants everyone to know that it’s the “only healthy option”

Wears a sleep mask and neck pillow and manages to get a pretty good nap in which makes everyone jealous

Orders orange juice when it’s drink time

The flight attendants all love him because he’s so polite and doesn’t complain about anything

Probably holds his bladder the entire time though… yikes

Happy in any seat and anyone would be thankful to sit next to him, frankly

Micah

For whatever reason TSA never stops him... even when his luggage is full of weird stuff

The gang have to make him sit at a window seat or he’d probably start tripping people

Tried flirting with the female flight attendants only to get yelled at by literally everyone

Will eat the airplane food but complains the entire time… Lowkey thinks he’s impressing someone

Brags about getting to sit next to Dutch even though no one wanted to or cares

Spends money on WiFi and all the premium movies and snacks and doesn’t share

Still no ones cares

Fuck this guy

Hosea

King of air sickness

You try to talk to him and he says “the Dramamine hasn’t kicked in come back later”

Cue everyone being like “wtf”

Reads or plays sudoku the entire flight

Will also play Candy Crush but only if he’s desperate

Naps but when you ask him about it just says he was “resting”

See also: cheap

Doesn’t check any bags because it’s too expensive and packs as light as possible to make things easy on himself

Mostly because he knows that everyone else will be the ones causing him trouble

The only reason anyone remembers their tickets and passports and luggage is because of him

Also the main reason why the boys even remember to go to the bathroom

“We have food at home” when anybody even mentions McDonald’s but will buy expensive coffee

Dutch

Literally always gets patted down or has his bags searched by TSA because his outfits and luggage are too extravagant

Has the most luggage out of everyone and is the one who buys the most souvenirs

Probably makes an embarrassing toast on the plane and everyone is embarrassed “wtf we’re literally just going home”

Other people love him though. He makes friends with whoever is sitting next to him

Will talk the pants off of a random couple from Iowa who probably buy him drinks

Constantly pressing the “need assistance button” and has both the air on blast and reading light on

Even when it’s freezing and the cabin lights are on

Manages to finesse the flight attendants out of more complimentary drinks and snacks

When he stops wanting them he gives them all to Arthur who also doesn’t want them

Also probably tries to give all his trash to Hosea

Kieran

Searched by TSA every single time for no absolutely reason

He could be in a plain shirt and plain pants and only have one bag and he’d still be randomly selected to be searched

Poor guy doesn’t know how not to trip

Spills at least one thing, too

Probably forgets a bunch of important stuff that he ends up having to buy at the airport

Cue seeing him walking around in a bedazzled Las Vegas sweatshirt

Absolute sweaty legend

Nervous about pissing people off... even the flight attendants who probably see how hard he’s trying to be nice

Doesn’t complain about anything

Example: hates the airplane food but eats it anyway just to be a good sport

Plays Candy Crush and Farm Heroes and Bubble Witch on a giant tablet the entire time with no interruptions

Probably has accumulated a thousand free lives just by friending random people on the app

Javier

King of napping. The flight could be going through a turbulent rainstorm and he wouldn’t stir

Also likes the window seat because he likes looking out the window

Catch him taking a picture of the clouds to put on social media

Has fancy headphones that actually work and everyone is jealous

He uses them to ignore people

Prepared a bunch of playlists to listen to, too

Flight attendants love him though because he doesn’t cause any problems and is really polite

Doesn’t eat the airplane food either but only because he also brought his own food

It’s probably a full meal and everything

Isn’t against stopping at McDonald’s though

[mithrava]

Hey, about your dragon age characters, what main choices did you make? Or maybea u can share your world state? 'u' just curious

Oh, boy. I don't know how to share my world state. I'll make a summary here:

DAO:

- Female dalish warrior.

- Anora and Alistair as the monarchs.

- Loghain is Kieran's father

- Bhelen is Ozamar's king (not that I give a damn because everything is so cofusing I tried to go for the less worse)

- Sided with Branka and kept her golem madness going.

- Pretty much helped the templars, saved the mages from death. Helped the elves. Helped everyone 😂

- Saved Redcliff, of course ❤

- Everyone was my friend, all missions done and I romanced Leliana. No one is dead.

- Warden is alive thank you very much.

What else am I missing???

- Played all the DLC.

DA2:

- Warrior female Hawke, green and red by the 3rd act.

- Sided with the mages all the way.

- Helped all my beautiful and problematic friends.

- The Sabrae is alive, Merrill kept her ungodly mirror.

- Isabela wasn't handed to the Arishok and I kicked his ass by running in circles with my vicious dog called Bombom.

- Fenris free because he learned that ⭐ Frienship is Magic ⭐

- Anders is alive, but not forgiven

- I was friends with everyone, but Sebastian left anyways. I feel bad for him he is a good man and his voice... 😢

- Bethany is a circle mage.

- Played all the DLC and almost died at Chateau Haine. Didn't kiss or flirt with Tallis, Hawke is loyal to her two wives.

- Deep in my heart Hawke is married to both Isabela and Merrill. But technically speaking, Merrill is the one on the game data.

- No one is dead except the bad guys. And my focken family 😭

DAI: Be prepared, I have several Lady Inquisitors lol The main choices are all the same tho.

- Dalish female rougue with princess Josie, Dalish female mage with the most beautiful, perfect, hariest, strongest husband Blackwall. Another dalish mage with that clown Solas. (I played with other races but I have an elf problem ok?) All 3 exist in a multiverse lol Quisiverse.

- Sided with the mages (I love Calpernia as the enemy the best, tho. I love redeeming her, she deserves a good redemption).

- Everyone loves me and we are all besties 🌠❤⭐🌠❤

- Didn't kill anyone when judging criminals. There are worse things than death, such as Florianne being my personal jester hehe

- Cole took a dna test and he is 100% a spirit.

- Of course I gave Vivi the right heart, she is my bff.

- Sera killed the noble men. Eat The Rich.

- Iron Bull is a tal-vashoth.

- Dorian and his father are good.

- Celene and Briala together. Gaspard is d e a d 💩

- Loghain died, at the cost of my tears because I had a crush on him (judge me if you must). It was his time to go.

- The Warden were forgiven and helped the Inquisition.

- Solas' inquisitor drank from the well. The others didn't.

- Leliana is the Divine.

- Played all the DLC. Still thristy for Svarah Sun-Hair ✌😞

CONFUSING I KNOW just ask me anything if I left something pass. Remember: fuck the Chantry.

[fandomn00blr]

for the writers asks: 1 (I just wanna hear you talk about Morrigan, mkay?), 2, 7, 16 and 17, and 38!

1. What’s your favorite character(s) to write for? 

I know I already answered this here, but I will not turn down a request to talk more about Morrigan! ❤️

Where to even begin, tho? I played DAI first (of course), so I was just kinda “meh” on her character. I mean...she’s hot, right?...and I love a smart goth lady who knows what she wants and has little patience for the rest of us. There was just so much else going on in that game, and I hadn’t really figured out the whole Flemythal thing.

It wasn’t until my second playthrough of DAO, after DA2, on the tenth anniversary of the game, when I was playing an Amell romancing Leliana that I really fell in love with Morrigan and her story and her whole...deal. I try not to take any of that edge or prickliness away from her, because I think people develop these ways of interacting with others for reasons (which I, of course, love to explore in my writing). And also, she’s really funny! Even Alistair has to admit that (before he realizes he, too, is in love with her ten years later). I eventually got impatient writing my “definitive” playthrough fic for my Amell and just skipped ahead to post-game, Morrigan having just given birth and Alistair being a mess about it, and that’s how Kieran happened...lol.

I always hated the whole “oh, being a mother softened you” shit they tried to pull with her (if she has Kieran with her) in Inquisition. First of all, children aren’t just plot devices for making us ‘better’ or more complete people or whatever. I mean...this witch knows how to turn into a fucking bear and her kid, in my world state anyway, has the soul of an Old God! So, like...I forgot my point. But grrrrr (personal baggage activated)! Still, in spite of that, and in spite of the less-than-ideal example of motherhood she got from Flemeth, she is a good mom, and I wanted to show that she could be without some kind of huge fundamental shift in who she was or whatever some people think she needs to be palatable (these are theoretical people I’ve never actually met that I am fighting in my head, mind you...).

Another thing I love about writing her is that she’s smarter than me. I write a lot of chaotic dumbasses. But Morrigan knows more than I do, and she’s very savvy (I am not), and that’s a really fun challenge to work with. I’d be lying if I didn’t also take just as much delight in occasionally revealing to her where her own blindspots are, but to be honest, even then, she usually surprises me.

2. What character(s) do you find the most difficult to write for? Why?

So my previous answer was Jadzia Dax, but I’ll go ahead and add Anders Dragon Age here, too. I love the guy. I love writing about him. I love writing other people thinking about him. But writing as him is really hard for me (and yet I still try)!

I recently played a monster hunter TTRPG with some friends in which I played a sort of Anders-like character just to be Like That (“you’re just playing yourself!” they cried, and let’s not think too much about that). I thought it’d be easy, but it was not (I mean, I still ended up with the grumpy broody character in the end, but... 😉).

7. What story/headcanons do you feel the proudest of?

I still love my currently-sort-of-on-hiatus Lost and Found series, and that’s probably because I realized Fenris is writing the whole damn thing (with some input from a few others along the way). I am proud of that little conceit, even if it hasn’t really come into play yet (the big reveal is like, 40 years away in the timeline!) in what has actually been published. The whole series is a sort of break-it-then-fix-it for the events of endgame DA2 and I just...kept running with it.

16. What fanfic tropes do you avoid writing for?

lol...avoid? Me?! Not very many. I like to play with tropes, combine them, embrace them, twist them, turn them inside out and upside down...but I also don’t mind just writing a straightforward trope-filled drabble when the mood strikes (give me bed-sharing and enemies-to-lovers in a soulmate coffeeshop AU and I will WRITE THAT SHIT!).

Ok, fine, so you probably won’t see me writing any A/B/O fics anytime soon (doesn’t mean I won’t read it!). And I tend to avoid things that glorify abuse of any kind, sexual violence, and/or rape/non-con.

17. What fanfic tropes do you gravitate to writing for? 

I write a lot of fluffy found family and parent fic, because a lot of my favorite characters are just assholes trying their best to not fuck up their relationships or their kids. I’m sorry. I promise I try to keep it spicy, and maybe sometimes a little bit too realistic for some people. I wouldn’t call any of my writing ‘dark’ or disturbing, but there are a lot of underlying anxieties to it I think that make some people uncomfortable. But this is cheaper than therapy, soooo...

38. What story of yours are you surprised that people liked as much as they did? 

My only non-DA story...lol, a Seven Deadly Sins (anime) fic, called Walls Tumbling Down, focused on Jericho and her time with Ban and King between some major events in the show (see, even talking about it like this makes me giggle nervously because these are not characters I have ever engaged in discourse about!). I’m not part of the fandom, so I really had very little to go by other than my frustration with how the character was treated in the source material (in this case, just the show, because I never even read the manga!). But it was one of the first pieces of fan fic I ever sat down and started to write and share. It’s also my most popular fic to date on AO3 (I should probably take a hint, huh?). This was probably supposed to be my lesson in the differences between fandoms and audience reception, wasn’t it?

[greensconnor]

i’m asking about your dragon age characters

molly i would KILL for u im ur personal hitman now

anyway i said my city now because the entire bioware writing team sucks shit xoxo and i’m so much smarter than all of them but also fully incapable of having a normal amount of ocs for anything (see: the time i made 20 rwby ocs in less than two weeks) so i have. five worldstates here r some assorted thoughts

uhhh so the worldstates r as follows

eira mahariel (two-handed berserk/champ spec), rhett hawke (two-handed berserk spec), alas lavellan (mage knight enchanter spec), romanced alistair/fenris/dorian respectively

shiv tabris (dual wield duelist/assassin spec), radella “rads” hawke (mage spirit healer spec), kat adaar (two-handed reaver spec), romanced morrigan/isabela/cassandra respectively because im a pc gamer and i think i should be able to date whatever video game woman i like because im infinitely better than cishet men

this world state said yeah i respect mens rights. mens rights to shut the fuck up

twins bronson (sword/shield reaver spec) & bryant cousland (archer ranger spec), carmine hawke (archer assassin spec), syracuse trevelyan (dual wield tempest spec), romanced zevran/anora/josephine/bull. if ur wondering how that works my city now and the warden, hawke and the inquisitor should all meet and so they do because i Said So

riva amell (mage arcane warrior/battlemage spec), graham “gray” hawke (mage force spec), hellathen “hela” lavellan (archer assassin spec); romanced cullen/anders and later blackwall because hawke only likes men who will break his heart. hela doesn’t have a romance because she’s literally 20. who let her lead the inquisition (me it was me). also it should be noted the version of cullen i have in my head only vaguely resembles actual cullen because i write better than dragon age writers ever could and i gave him an Actual Cohesive Narrative and he gets bullied relentlessly for being scrawnier than his mage boyfriend

malien “mal” surana (mage spirit healer/keeper spec), jules hawke (sword/shield reaver spec), ash adaar (mage rift spec), romanced leliana/merrill/krem because i should have been able to kiss krem and its a Crime that i am not allowed to

knight enchanter is a Very op specialization and by Very op i mean it makes a mage with their built-in low constitution stats able to solo the biggest baddest dragon in the game on nightmare mode in under five minutes so like. alas lavellan fist fights dragons for fun send tweet

i think lavellans should be able to hit ppl with bricks for all the shit they endure. thus solas gets pranked by mahariel and alas by which i mean they just tip buckets of water onto him from the rookery

kat might be my only competent inquisitor but she did also try to knock out the right hand of the divine and attempt to gap even tho there’s fucky magic burning up her hand so does she have a brain cell? you decide

also its fantasy land and i do what i want so kat has blue/gold sectoral heterochromia

gray “mage rights” hawke is best friends with fenris which surprises literally everyone. their friendship started because they got into a fist fight and then they were like okay i respect u now. hawke is like hey fenris give me ur sword i have a fun trick to show u [uses his sword as a foci to zap carver in the ass with lightning]

i am Always thinking abt like how cullen could have been one man anti-chantry propaganda machine if he hadn’t so blatantly been shoehorned into every game past origins so anyway bioware forgot about a wholeass moon i can write what i like. [holds up cullen by the scruff of his stupid armor] not only are you bisexual you are also a bottom

i also Hate the whole uwu mage haters get fixed by romancing a mage

unlocked secret dialogue option where my inquisitors verbally cuss out dorian’s dad instead of whatever sympathetic narrative the writers were going for cuz its bullshit.

riva is a showoff and a Menace about being as good as he is because he unabashedly loves being a mage and hes like oooh look at me im sexy i dont need to use my hands to cast magic because i’m just that good ;)) and you know what. hes right.

gray, on the other hand, does Not want to be mage. he wants to be a druffalo farmer and retire in the hinterlands and be left the fuck alone. unfortunately he is gay and has one brain cell and terrible, terrible taste in men. ribbed relentlessly for this by riva (altho does he have room to talk hes been hung up on cullen since he was like 13)

shiv is trans n kieran is the result of doing the dark ritual with her wife and he looks a Lot like shiv (dark skin pointed ears, shock-white hair) and morrigan always just Assumed she dyed it or did something magic with it so seeing their kid come out like that was a WEIRD time for her

leliana almost Murdered by cassandra in worldstate 5 because the warden is Actually There The Whole Time, but its been 10 years, mal’s cut off all her hair and gotten full facial tattoos and she’s like “no one will know its me its fine” and she’s right. she gets away with it. only cullen like, Knows, because he knew her before the blight but he doesnt have a death wish n he like. will Not piss her off

shes dalish by birth n she was stolen from her clan by templars and thus is vehemently anti-circle and anti-chantry in general

uhhh the vallaslin (elf face tattoos) of my 4 dalish characters are:

eira = ghilan’nain (chose em cuz shes rlly interested in the navigation aspect of the goddess)

alas = falon’din (god of the dead n he picked them because he’s Also the god of fortune and alas is like tee hee fun but also he can and will kill u if u fuck with him so yk its fitting)

hela = june (god of the craft bc she likes to Make things but june is also the god who taught the elves 2 hunt and hela is. a hunter.)

mal = elgar’nan (allfather/god of vengeance bc. she is Vengeful. she is Angry. but yk fucking with shem politics and fucking their divine is like. mal may have little a retribution. as a treat.) yes she has the full half-face solid colour tattoo she does NOT fuck around.

bronson and bryant r not genetically identical but they Look similar enough 2 anyone who doesn’t know them well enough 2 play spot the distance. anora and bronson think this is a super fun game to play, especially when nobles realize they’ve swapped out the king but they’re too nervous to say anything

eira mahariel has two hands. one is for holding hands with alistair and the other is for throttling elven gods, apparently. she’s killed one before so solas she’s coming for your bitch ass next. watch urself.

speaking of eira and alistair are married thru dalish tradition and humans don’t recognize it n alistair loves 2 re-propose to her with random things. he’ll just pick up like. a bit of cheese and be like “marry me ;)” and she’s like GASP but whatever will the chantry say!!!! all of their friends r sick of them

“vhenan if you love me bring me a sword” “you think i could do better than a sword made out of space rock?” “:)”

eira is my youngest hero at 18 at the start of her game and kat is my oldest at 32 at the start of her game.

none of my hawkes are under six foot. rhett is the tallest (6′8″) and rads is the shortest (6′2″).

syracuse trevelyan would have been the Perfect inquisitor if he were not a pretty boy himbo and a gay bastard who does Most Things just to spite his parents.

[corypheus pointing at syracuse’s visage in his crystal orb thingo] i want that twink obliterated

i love the companions from older games return thing i truly do so i make it a point for Every companion to return in inquisition so the gang rlly is all here because i am a Slutte for found family

i lie in my keep worldstates because i dont want to choose between hawke and alistair during here lies the abyss but i never make him king and every time i play inquisition and cole has the wicked grace line it makes me Scream. alistair baby im so sorry i did this to you but i didnt actually do this to you

yes this is my everyone lives au but like. all the time. i have never left hawke in the fade and i do not intend to.

fuck whatever nonsense about wardens not being able 2 have kids. by sheer divine power (me) anora and bryant have three daughters; eleanor, sabina & cecelia n both bronson and zevran make Excellent uncles because i think anora deserves good things because i’m tired of bioware being like women bad, actually,

so like most of the time i have the warden & hawke turning up after the move to skyhold n then staying on, with the exception of bryant, carmine & mal. mal is as mentioned previously just There the whole time with her girlfriend. bryant steps in as king of ferelden w/ interests in closing the big hole in the sky spewing demons in2 his kingdom yk. carmine shows up because she wants to help & she wants protection for bethany but she outright says she’d rather die than be inquisitor so cassandra is shit out of luck.

“CHANGE HER MIND VARRIC” “she once doubled down on insisting amaranth was a shade of blue because she didn’t want to admit to being wrong. no one’s changing her mind seeker”

alas is the middle child of eight and is thus very good with children and also bossing around people older than him. 2 of his older siblings come to the inquisition when stuff in wycome has been settled

i left ash with the basic canon background with Some variation (he grew up under the qun and left of his own free will when his magic was discovered n he realized he couldn’t take living as a saarebas

kat on the other hand was raised tal-vashoth and has bounced around basically all over thedas and leads her own merc company when the conclave blows up. she also speaks multiple languages. is there a language she doesn’t speak? probably not

just realized how long this got so im gonna like. stop my general rambling now but lmao yeah theres some basics. waves hands.

[cardangreenbrier]

rose! ask game! the mortal instruments + extended shadowhunter universe content idk what it's all called

okay!! let’s go girls:

my favorite female character: Clary Fray

okay, so this might look like a stock answer, but as cheesy as it sounds, this bitch was my middle school Icon. She is the reason why I’m an artist; the second I saw the excerpts from Clary’s sketchbook (curtesy of Cassandra Jean, my queen) I wanted to be an artist and I haven’t stopped drawing since. I also want to have a hot boyfriend who is described as such every 3 pages, but i’ll take what I can get.

my favorite male character: Jem Carstairs 

A King, 12/10, can do no wrong

Simon Lewis honorable mention tho

my favorite book/season/etc: City of Bones

is it good? Objectively: no. Did I read it at least 5 times in seventh grade alone: yes. It holds a special place in my heart. But my favorite series is definitely the Infernal Devices, the aesthetic slaps

my favorite episode (if its a tv show)

my favorite cast member

my favorite ship: Herongraystairs

a character I’d die defending: N/A

if u fuck up, u fuck up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we can appreciate characters while acknowledging their problems

a character I just can’t sympathize with: Zara Dearborn

again, stock answer, but hey she sucks

a character I grew to love: Kieran

my anti otp: Dru Blackthorn and Jaime Rosales

I guess?? I don’t think people ship them because of the age difference, but I don’t wanna find out otherwise 

[roronoa-roro]

Babe you do not know

i did so much spresearch

my character’s were Romilda (mc), adian, Aaron, Lia, Diana and Aylin.

pAnd swear to fucking gods i could rant about the ironies I subtly put everywhere? (Did ya notice Diana and Aidan are basically anagrams and we’re like Romilda’s female and male besties? So to play it off—I decided that later on she’d have to make a choice in choosing the two. And also Diana is the roman version of artemis whom I made the patron of Aidan which was supposed to be like very quirky cuz Artemis is against guys and shit and Diana‘s patron was apollo/ artemis’ twin) so you get it- i put way too much effort and watch it all sink; lmao i still have it in my wattpad drafts cuz memories

The names— wow my names are so mainstream 😭 kian kieran kei Kai king n kiara... Introducing my mcs😓

I just know I would be mind blown to read ur story tho—

Stuff like this is what makes me go back to the book n reread it all. Little things we don't get in the first read but somehow know there is sumn and then when we read it once again with the entire plot in mind we go— oooh this was foreshadowed here n ooooh i could have got that or oh how was I so blind to not see that!!