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Me: I've been tired for 6 years. My kid: That's my age! Me: Exactly.
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#ParentingLife#TiredParents#KidsSayTheDarnedestThings#MomLife#DadLife#RelatableParenting#FunnyConversations#ParentingHumor
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Why Do Deep Thoughts Only Come Up at Red Lights?
#CarRideQuestions#ParentingRealities#KidsSayTheDarnedestThings#DarkParentingHumor#2DCartoonLife#RelatableParentMeme
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Kids are hilarious. #kids #god #letters #lettertogod #children #kidssaythedarnedestthings #religious https://www.instagram.com/p/BsQdqKqBLXm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wak5dghmfi3t
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File under #kidssaythedarnedestthings . Or is it #kidssaythedarndestthings ? Leave it to me to question the spelling of a colloquialism. Shooting around with @gemalism at Park Triangle Productions for @angle_series . (at Park Triangle Productions)
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When you get fed up of America and you want to relieve some stress, just follow these two!! KALEB & KAMERON Journey #mysons #trinidad #gerberbaby #kidssaythedarnedestthings #teamkelz
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Brayden's test correction sheet and his explanation why his original answer was wrong 😂😂😂 I mean, at least he's honest 🤷🏼♀️ #halfassed #halffast #kidssaythedarnedestthings #10yearsold
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I meant to do that… #kidssaythedarnedestthings #montanalife #hockey #ice #outsidewins #bozeman (at Southside Park)
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What is she dreaming of? Sparkles and gumdrops and magical stories come to life, I hope. What are some of the sweetest imagination bombs your little sweetie has shared with you? #kidssaythedarnedestthings #childhoodimagination #creativebabies #daydreamsandmoonbeams — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2DavHAB
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Today a 6 year old girl came up to me and said "sister Didi," and she stares down for 10 seconds saying nothing. Then she looked up at me in my eyes and so shyly told me I'm beautiful. My heart disintegrated within my chest I died on the spot. So precious her little cheeks😭 I know she's 6 but I've been thinking about it all day😂
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......yeah, I got nothing. 😂😂 #FunnyQuotes #KidsSayTheDarnedestThings #Halloween
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The Emper
"I tried to get his evil smile, but I just couldn't." - The artist's comment while being interviewed by his mother.
Personally, I think he did draw the evil grin pretty well. *I* like it, at least.
#stuffmykidsays#kidssaythedarnedestthings#stuffmykiddraws#Star Wars costume ideas as drawn by a 1st grader
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D tells me how birth happens
"Baby's gonna get bigger and bigger and bigger and then POP! your belly and you'll be happy and baby will be here"
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This kills me. Jasmine just this week started a firetruck obsession. Now everytime we are in the car it's just Jasmine saying "fuck! fuck!" f = fire, uck = truck. Fire Truck = Fuck. #inappropriate #firefighter #firemen #firetruck #toddler #kidssaythedarnedestthings (at Springfield, Missouri)
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This is the husband's favorite because it was drawn in profile - an interesting artistic choice.
#stuffmykidsays#kidssaythedarnedestthings#stuffmykiddraws#Star Wars costume ideas as drawn by a 1st grader
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