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Hate it when my actions (letting the summer camp kids use glitter) have consequences (having to clean up glitter)
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olympics coming upâŠâŠ athlete aus on the mindâŠ.. satoru as a swimmerâŠ.. unreasonably large wingspanâŠ. huge hands..... thinks âofficialâ competitions and tournaments are boring because he canât use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice inâŠâŠ practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means youâll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when heâs finished his lapsâŠ.. they bring up the stats board and itâs just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho heâll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, itâs worth it to have you hold his face and tell him youâre proud of him... heâs gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it⊠heâs not proud to admit that does Something to him)âŠ. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows youâre not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call âunsportsmanlike conductâ but he doesnât care, and always, publicly says heâll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)
#satoru w/ wet hair coming out of the pool......... GOD .#he could be a professional swimmer and he still gets in the bathtub and is like babe look I'm a mermaid like yeah dude.. u might be#he's so k/atie l/edecky coded... they bring up the world stats and his name name 24 times before the next fastest time#like wdym you're faster than yourself 23 times before somebody else is next in line.........#he also gets brand sponsorships and is on set for photoshoots/campaigns and he's always like wait can I have one these for my gf#and the crew thinks its so sweet they give him 10 extra#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#hm.... nanami? idk where tho... maybe judo I think that's an olympic sport#salaryman to gold medalist lore goes crazy omg#he started bc he was stressed at work at some random gym and the coach there was like hold on... and now he's a gold medalist#yuuta does something kinda nerdy looking like the javelin but he's weirdly good at it LOLLLL#OR TENNIS!#megumi I HAVE to push my archery agenda#but like. toji/gojo definitely caught him throwing rocks or something as a kid and being emo#and they were like wait you've got good aim ... kinda scary#and now he's at the olympics... wild#whatever the case is yuuji didn't Actually want to play a sport#yuuji in track and field... honestly maybe even gymnastics... NO! I GOT IT! VOLLEYBALL!.... maybe...#but it turned out to be a way to make steady money to support his grandpa#and then it just.. spiraled into him getting scouted and then training and now he's a world champion :((((#đ#olympics au
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#just kidding i recommend it to everyone i know#doesnât matter if we met 5 years ago or 5 minutes ago#have you watched yellowjackets?!?!?#yellowjackets#jackie taylor#yj#natalie scatorccio#shauna shipman#taissa turner#van palmer#misty quigley#coach ben#laura lee#my post#woah a hit tweet
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we really don't talk enough about what a wild decision it was for riverdale to hire famous new queer cinema director gregg araki to direct only the wrestling episode specifically to make it as uncomfortably homoerotic as possible and then never hire another outside guest director again.
#and this with arakis most mainstream famous film being about kids sexually abused by their sports coach and the long term effects of that#and this episode essentialy kickstarting the abusive dynamic that would derail archies life#so much going on here#huge brained as usual#riverdale#gregg araki#archie andrews#hiram lodge#i think they shouldve had john waters do an episode fuck the pg 13 rating
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Ten years on, I have so many questions about one line of dialogue in Teen Wolf 3B...
We see the chess board with all the names on it and the names correlating with the pieces would suggest that Stiles has an understanding of chess at the bare minimum. But was Stiles a chess kid? And if he is/was or does play chess, how did Peter know? Does Stiles play chess with Peter? Is this just Peter's way of saying Stiles knows how to play games? Is he saying Stiles knows how to strategize and think tactically?
#I can't tell if it's bad show writing or unacknowledged character traits#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#peter hale#the potential for chess kid stiles AUs#but also this has me asking SO MANY QUESTIONS#yet again--ONE THROW AWAY LINE#like coach and his âfour years youngerâ line
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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.
It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).
Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.
They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.
My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.
That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.
#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that#said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning#(it was through the same sports program)#she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach#bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine#their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough#when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying#my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us#the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?''#my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while#my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay''#(my mom is cool af sometimes)#we both quit playing after that
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Whispering Rock Staff Job: Life and Death
#DISCLAIMER. the old man isnât Cruller lol#heâs some random fisherman#psychonauts#whispering rock#whispering rock psychic summer camp#razputin aquato#fanart#psychonauts fanart#sasha nein#milla vodello#coach oleander#morceau oleander#little kids freak me out but I cope by drawing them#i made this one even longer lol
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Can I just talk about Coach Hrbek for a second?
Like this man is not qualified to be teaching science at all. He knows this and would gladly hand it off to someone more suited for that position.
If he isn't using sports analogies to scrape by, then he's depending on Lunella to teach the class if necessary.
And I really like his character!
Because, again, even though he wishes it was someone other than him as the science teacher...
He winds up showing how good of a mentor he is to the kids by being supportive of their accomplishments and picking them up when they're feeling down by their losses.
He may not know much about science, but he is willing to do his best for the students for them to at least have a proper education.
And is immediately protective of them when he sees an adult antagonize his students.
#marvel's moon girl and devil dinosaur#moon girl and devil dinosaur#mgadd#moon girl and devil dinosaur spoilers#mgadd spoilers#coach hrbek#despite his lack of qualifications#I honestly think the stem kids wouldn't want someone else as their teacher
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Eddie: Morning, sergeant. I'd like to request a few days off. There's a personal conflict I need to resolve. Athena: Does this conflict have to do with you eyeing my eldest son at my barbeque party the whole evening yesterday? Eddie: ...I have the right to remain silent. Athena, eyeroll: Unpaid. Two days. He works at the Children's Hospital, and he doesn't like roses.
#another life!au#au#eddie is an officer#buck is a doctor for kids#buddie#911 show#911 on abc#eddie diaz#athena grant#matchmaker athena#dating the coach's kid#things i want to write#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes
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Yellowjackets - 2x06
#yellowjacketsedit#yellowjackets#taissa turner#van palmer#tawny cypress#lauren ambrose#yellowjackets 2x06#yellowjackets spoilers#taivan#femslash related stuff#nooo they're so cute#for like one little moment#this is like a glimpse of what their life could have been#like coach ben's fever dream fantasies#and GOSH the rest of the ep#talk about fever dream fantasies#they really had me#I really thought...#but of course...#man these poor kids
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My actions had a consequence and now all the kids in summer camp this week think the gym is haunted because I told them the gym was haunted
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quote of the year
#alex is so effortlessly funny i cant#understandable how they said he's the one thing that makes them laugh 24/7#so real for that tho#this is not just a racing thing i can tell you#im sure most sports ppl have experienced it#its esp funny since theyre just kids and theyll grow out of it đ but rn they picture themselves in f1 having to pee right before every sesh#most of the girls i coach have grown out of it by now but two of them always ask me what the time is bcs they need to pee one last time#10 minutes before every match aaaa and they run off together#very cute#f4#italian f4#prema racing#alex powell#dion gowda
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From âa poop in the punch bowlâ to âthen itâs workingâ to âa bit ironic coming from you jamieâ to âvery talented young playerâ and âbeautiful dum-dumâ (affectionate), Coach Beard warming up to Jamie once more is my favourite thing.
#who am I kidding#this whole episode is my favourite thing#but Iâve been waiting for this you know?#coach beard#jamie tartt#ted lasso#3x07#my stuff
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blake lets him keep it. this is a dire lapse in judgement on his part but they're just gonna have to live with it. (ids in alts)
#niksartstuffs#furry hockey league#ocs#furry art#theyre both.... like. ok.#conor is like. nice and soft spoken and awkward and sweet but then every now & then does smth SO serial-killer-esque.#and you just have to stand there like okay my perception of this kid has been irrevocably changed forever. what the fuck man.#and blake is very outwardly offputting and bitchy kind of on purpose which hides a deep insecurity which also hides a belief that he is#in fact better than everyone else which also hides a desperate need for someone to pay special attention to him. tch. typical.#then conor does pay attention to him. a lot. and blake likes conor more and more the weirder and weirder he reveals himself to be. win-win.#that being said i dont think they are getting together until they're like. 10 years into their careers LMAO. i keep making the burn slower#every time i think abt it. a couple yrs and then 10 yrs next thing u know it'll be when they're retired.#wait... coaching a team together........... no no i cant keep doing this to them. whatever actually i can have AUs for my own universe.#conlake baseball au. make that a reality.#idk what their portmanteau ship name should be. in my mind they are the obnoxious main ship that ppl with good taste ignore in favour of#blake/lucas or something. anyway. its fun meta thinking about my own work. these tags have gotten so far away from me.
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4 eps in and uhh i think markie is down bad for evan
#english teacher fx#''you are adorable when you're angry'' and the whole power bottom thing#since ep 1 he's kinda been acting like a kid teasing his crush#coach markie i know what you are
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I know it would be amazing if Buddy had a crisis of faith by meeting Helio but I kinda think it's funnier if he gets revived and is just like "heaven was great and Helio was a lot more chill than I expected, what do you mean my teammate slit my throat"
#fantasy high#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#the last stand#buddy dawn#helio#I'm all for the Kristen parallels but she had a very specific question to ask Helio#and his refusal to answer it was the reason she started looking at other faiths#And I genuinely don't know if Buddy has something like that#Plus he straight up might not believe that kipperlily killed him#I mean Kristen's parents didn't even believe her when she told them about Coach daybreak#And she was their daughter#So why would buddy listen to the bad kids
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