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The welcome sights of almost-home after a long day over the Atlantic
How far from your usual airport can you reliably tell where you're at just by looking out the window?
I have always been a window-seat guy on planes, and one of my favorite pursuits from that perspective has been establishing our location from what I see below, without waiting for my phone to get a GPS fix. And one of my favorite times to play that game is on my way home from Europe. Where eastbound transatlantic flights can be annoyingly short for sleep, especially if goosed along by a strong…
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#Dulles International Airport#Harrisburg#IAD#KIAD#Potomac#Susquehannah#TATL#Three Mile Island#transatlantic
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Remember that time General Grievous kill Shaggy?
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I forget that most people actually get dressed and put in effort on Christmas, and my house thinks it's a tragedy if you have to get dressed. The most you should be doing is going from pajamas to new pajamas that you got for Christmas (it's not Christmas in here without new pajamas)
#genuinely dont know how people find the energy to deal with kiads of people#or go outside#im just trying to make it through to Christmas dinner time#gonna try and make it through without a nap this year
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Tonke Dragt: A Hetedik Út titka
A könyv a borongós borítójával keltette fel a figyelmem, mert árasztott egy kis hátborzongató aurát. Kíváncsi voltam vajon mit tud egy majdnem 60 éves történet. Bizony, az eredeti megjelenés 1966 volt és még sorozat is készült belőle 1982-ben. Ha esetleg valakit érdekelne youtuben megtalálható a sorozat angol felirattal. Szóval nem igazán tudtam mire számíthatok a történettől, de végül is egész…
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#ajánló#fantasy#gyermek - és ifjúsági irodalom#ifjúsági#ifjusági regény#kalandregény#Könyv#könyvajánló#kolibri#kolibri kiad#Kolibri kiadó#projekt#prológus
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Ennek az étteremnek a szakácsát sztem nem érdekli se a Michelin-csillag, se semmi más, csak a fazekai, meg amit kiad a keze alól.
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𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐱.
ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍ ᴄᴏʟᴏɴᴇʟ ᴍɪʟᴇꜱ Qᴜᴀʀɪᴛᴄʜ x ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ꜰᴇᴍ. ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: Extreme mental strain, mentions of male masturbation.
ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ ʟɪɴᴋ
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𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒: 𝐒𝐒𝐃𝐃
The sound of light solid taps is the only thing that can be heard through the dark office. Y/N’s breathing is soft, steady, calm, as it accompanies the sounds of the electronic pen writing on the screen of her touchpad. The lights of her spacious office are off, letting only the dim light from outside penetrate through the large glass-panel windows behind her and illuminate her surroundings. It’s almost eclipse.
Y/N’s sharp eyes follow the tip of her pen as she writes, summarizing her team’s new report for General Ardmore. The tip of her tail sways softly at her side, draped over the right arm of her expensive, cushioned desk chair. It’s the end of the week and she has been in her office all day, reviewing reports. It has been a good week overall. Her team have been able to eliminate multiple Na’vi groups and take over their territories, allowing the troops to start treating the land to set new grounds for the RDA. Captain Keller, Lieutenant Álvarez and Lieutenant Jones have led multiple units to success, almost flawlessly even in this new environment, Sergeant Davis has adapted his ability to plan attacks in said environment perfectly, and the rest of her team have been outstanding as well. Ardmore is happy, the contractors are happy, and most importantly, her team seems to be happy. She should be proud of them, she really should, and she is. But since day one, she can’t help but feel a weird weight in the bottom of her gut. She tells herself it’s just because she isn’t used to this, and she agrees. It will take some time to adapt, but she’ll get there.
With a final tap, she finishes the report and quickly puts her elegant signature at the bottom. Putting the electronic pen aside, she lets its magnetic side stick to the right side of her touchpad. Y/N pushes her desk chair slightly back and reaches upwards, stretching her elegant body and cracking her spine and tail. With a sigh of relief, she turns her chair around and leans back, resting her body comfortably on the thick cushioned lining. Her eyes immediately fall on the landscape outside, well not much of a landscape but it’s still better than looking at reports for hours. The dull colors outside don’t do much for the eye but Y/N doesn’t mind. Her eyes move to the sky, watching aimlessly as her mind continues its train of thought again. One report however, had not been to her liking. Three high-value prisoners free, a high-value target on the run and five Recombinants dead.
Y/N clenches her jaw. It’s been only two months and already five Recoms have been KIAd. A shiver runs down her spine. Recoms. Just like her. Just like her squad. How? How could this have happened? She watches as the eclipse happens in the sky, blocking the rest of the light rays, plunging the world outside into darkness. Bridgehead turns on its night lights, illuminating the city as some vehicles stop moving, the workers wrapping up their workdays as others come out to start their night shifts.
A knock on her office door brings her out of her thoughts. She turns around to press a button from the control panel on her desk and the door slides open. The comforting figure of her Captain steps into her office, stopping a few steps away from her desk and saluting her.
“General.” John acknowledges softly but firmly. Y/N nods, smiling softly.
“John.” She greets. “At ease.”
Captain Keller lowers his arm, giving her a friendly smile as he shuffles once on his feet.
“I apologize if I am disturbing ma’am, but General Ardmore requests your presence in the Neurolab.”
Y/N raises her brows. The Neurolab? That’s a bit of an odd location for Ardmore to be in.
“I see. Is there a problem?” She asks, as she stands up from her desk. John looks at her, as she makes her way around her desk to stand in front of him, looking up at him from her side. He purses his lips slightly before responding in his deep and raspy tone.
“Turns out Colonel Quaritch did not lose all of his captives after all.”
Y/N has gotten used to the eyes following her everywhere she walks by now. Her high rank, her demeanor and her intimidating size attract attention everywhere she goes. But this kind of attention has been following her her whole life, even before waking up as a Recom, with people staring at her; some in admiration, some in judgement, some in curiosity and some in just lust. By now, it doesn’t bother her, and if it wasn’t for the way she has been conditioned to pay attention to everything around her, she wouldn’t even notice. So now, as she walks through the corridors of the Ops center, with John following behind her and towering over the humans walking around, she ignores the multiple pairs of eyes that follow their moving figures. They turn a corner to a corridor with less people and Y/N turns her head towards her team Captain.
“So, about this prisoner. Tell me more.” She says as they keep on walking together towards the designated place. John takes a sip of carbon dioxide, letting his lungs fill up nicely, before responding to his General.
“It’s a human boy. Raised mostly in the wild by the resistance and the natives. Deceased Colonel Quaritch’s son.” He replies, watching as Y/N raises a brow disapprovingly.
“Son? He had a child?” She asks, her cropped ears folding back slightly. John nods.
“Yes ma’am. He got one of his scorpion pilots pregnant when he was still alive, resulting in the boy. The mother died in the war and the kid was left with the resistance.” He informs her. Y/N scoffs in amusement, shaking her head, and her tail swings a couple of times behind her.
“So not only did he give leverage to the traitor for months, but he was fraternizing with his own pilots too? Talk about populating Pandora.” She comments and John chuckles, shaking his head. Y/N brings the mask of her Recom Breather up to her face and takes a filling sip of carbon dioxide, before lowering it and talking to John again.
“How come the boy was not sent back to Earth, like everyone else?”
John takes a sip from his mask as well before speaking.
“He was too young. Babies cannot be put in cryo sleep.”
Y/N hums, turning her line of vision away for a moment before looking back at him.
“And he is important to us how exactly?”
“He’s been with Sully’s family for years, grown up with the kids. He knows every single Na’vi operation, the location of their main base, everything. If the science department manage to force this information out of him then we have hit the jackpot.” John replies. Y/N nods slowly, grabbing her mask again and moving it up to her face. New thoughts start roaming her mind, processing the new information.
“I see.”
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Miles’ head is in multiple places at once. Firstly, his team’s encounter in the forest still has him and his troopers shaken. Five of their own are dead, gone in a matter of seconds. He believes his team will get over their deaths soon, they are soldiers after all, they have lost people before. But what bothers him the most is the human boy he never thought he would see again. Young Miles. Quaritch’s steps are firm as he walks through the corridors of the Ops center, with Wainfleet following close behind. Miles’ tail moves slowly behind him, as him and his Lieutenant move towards the Neurolab, both Recoms silent. Lyle’s eyes remain on the back of Miles’ head, trying to figure out the current mood of his Colonel. After all, they have just found his predecessor’s son. That must be shocking even to Miles himself. But up until now, the Colonel has shown no emotions towards the situation. As soon as they returned to base, he handed the boy in Ardmore’s troops’ hands like he was as valuable as any other prisoner. But a few moments ago, as soon as he had heard that the boy would be strapped to the DPF’s NeuroSect E7.2T scanner, he was immediately on his feet and out the door, with Lyle following behind. So Wainfleet cannot make out exactly what the Colonel is feeling. He tries to read his body language, watching his tail and his ears but they do not show any sign of his emotions either. With his eyes still on his Colonel, Lyle brings the Recom Breather mask up to his face and takes a sip of carbon dioxide. Well, he’s about to figure out what Miles is thinking, as they are now heading straight for the Neurolab down the corridor.
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As Y/N and John turn the corner to finally be in front of the Neurolab, he is suddenly pulled back and pressed against the wall, put out of sight from the entrance. His first instinct is to fight and then react but the one who has pulled him back is Y/N.
“General?” He questions as Y/N presses herself against the wall as well. She shushes him, her eyes carefully inspecting the front of the Neurolab. John follows her line of vision and a few moments later, two pairs of heavy combat boots echo through the corridor. What he can only assume is Colonel Quaritch and his Lieutenant, as far as John remembers from the holograms shown to him and Y/N in the Holofloor the first day they arrived, pass through and wait for the door of the Neurolab to open. The metal doors slide open and Wainfleet is the first to move a step inside, but Quaritch doesn’t move. Instead his head is raised slightly up and he’s looking around, his tail now swinging faster behind him. His brows furrow in concentration as he seems to be searching around for something. Wainfleet, who has now stepped a foot in the lab, turns to his commander with a raised eyebrow.
“Colonel?”
Quaritch looks around for a bit more, amber eyes searching for whatever has suddenly caught his attention, but when he doesn’t find it, he shakes his head with a displeased expression on his face and heads inside the Neurolab. The doors slide closed after him and Wainfleet walk in, and Y/N removes herself from the wall. John turns his head towards her, giving her a questioning look.
“What was that for?” He asks. Y/N doesn’t answer, instead she looks thoughtfully at a blank spot on the floor for a moment, before she raises her head again and turns to him.
“We best not make our presence known. I want to see how this unfolds.”
“Where is Jake Sully?”
“I don’t know!” Screams the boy in fear, his voice cracking from the strain he puts on his exhausted throat. The DPF’s NeuroSect E7.2T scanner where he is strapped on, spins in flashing green lights, with a whirring sound that fills the Neurolab.
“We know that you know.” Ardmore presses.
Quaritch watches intently, leaning with one arm on the glass panel of the Neurolab’s brain imaging booth.
“I don’t know!” The boy screams again.
“Just form a picture in your mind.” Ardmore says nonchalantly, lowering her head briefly to check the screen of the scanner. “Is it one of the floating mountains?”
“Let me out of here!” He replies back.
Inside the brain imaging booth, Wainfleet bends down to check the holo display of the boy’s brain, watching as different colors highlight the different brain states that he is going through, with the scanner feeding it visual memories in real time. The corporate man next to Quaritch turns around towards one of the scientists analyzing the hologram.
“Hey, he’s fighting this.” He states as Quaritch turns around as well, grabbing the mask of his Recom Breather and bringing it up to his face.
“Give us a minute.” The scientist replies, walking closer to the woman scientist analyzing the brain with him. Meanwhile, the boy continues to scream in the background.
“I don’t know!”
Ardmore purses her lips, slowly starting to get annoyed as she stares him down.
“Just form a thought.” She says while shaking her head, her voice starting to get laced in irritation. “And we will see it.”
“I don’t know!”
Quaritch slowly moves behind the holo display of the boy’s brain. His cropped ears raise up as he stares at it in curiosity. He shifts in place, brows slowly furrowing the more he looks at it.
“Look, I don’t like this any more than you do!” Ardmore says, finally raising her voice and showing her frustration. It’s been forty minutes, she has shit to do, but instead she’s stuck here interrogating this filthy kid who somehow isn’t budging. And where is L/N, she asked for her fifty minutes ago! The boy screams in pain as a sharp throb stabs down the center of his brain.
“Which clans would be harboring him?” Ardmore presses.
“I don’t know!” He screams yet again in pain, this time faster. “You’re gonna have to kill me!”
At that last sentence Miles’ eyes narrow down dangerously. His ears fold back and he glares at the hologram, before a displeased expression plasters on his face, his upper lip twitching upwards once. He bends down just like Wainfleet did, to get a closer look at the pulsing electric waves that run through the neurons of the hologram brain in a neon orange color. The boy’s screams continue in the background.
“Watch this, you’re peaking all over the prefrontal.” The male scientist who spoke earlier tells the female scientist as she scrambles with a datapad that analyzes the boy’s brain further.
“It’s not gonna stop until you give us something. Where is he?!” Ardmore continues, this time irritation showing fully through the tone of her voice. The boy screams more, his body now starting to shake against the scanner.
“I don’t know you assholes, okay?! I don’t know!” He screams harder, his voice cracking again through the sentence. Quaritch has had enough.
With fast, heavy steps he moves swiftly to the control panel outside of the brain imaging booth, pressing his palm down on the red shut off button. The whirring sound of the scanner slowls down and the spinning panels slow down with it until they stop moving completely and the sound that has been filling the Neurolab for almost fifty minutes stops, plunging the room in silence. Ardmore turns around, snapping her head back to get a look of the person who just shut off the scanner. Miles removes his massive hand from the control panel and straightens his posture, looking back at the General with the tip of his tail slightly raised while Wainfleet walks out of the booth and stands a few feet away from his Colonel. The boy pants heavily, eyes now half lidded and blood leaking out of his left nostril. With slow and soft strides, trying to approach the situation carefully, Quaritch gets closer to the General. His vision falls on the boy for a bit before he turns his back to him and moves his head closer to Ardmore. Maintaining reassuring eye contact with her, he speaks.
“General, let me… try the personal angle.” He says with a nod and ears folded back, voice raspy and firm. Ardmore stares intensively into his eyes, disbelief plastered on her face. She snaps her head towards the boy before turning to look at Quaritch with her mouth slightly agape in irritation.
“He’s not your son.” She tells him, glaring into his eyes warningly. Quaritch knows that there’s a hint of threat in her tone, and he doesn’t say anything but maintain the eye contact. Ardmore purses her lips and gives him one last stare before turning her head forward and walking down the steps of the scanner. Quaritch’s eyes follow her, turning his head towards her form until she steps on the floor of the Neurolab. Without any more words she strides off. Wainfleet steps out of her way and gives her a respectful head nod as she leaves and Quaritch turns his head towards the boy still strapped on the scanner. He reaches in and unstraps him, yanking the leads off of him. Two strong, muscled arms reach towards the boy’s figure and pull him out of the scanner. With exhausted and half lidded eyes he stares up at the Recombinant that is now carrying his weak body in his arms. Quaritch chuckles.
“Tough guy, huh? How’s that workin’ out for you?” He says softly to the kid before wiping his bloody nose with his thumb. He turns around and with heavy strides, starts making his way towards the door. Wainfleet watches him before following behind, as scientists and personnel watch them with wide eyes. Right as the two Recoms are about to exit, yet again Quaritch stops. With a curious stare he turns around, eyes frantically searching again for something that has caught his attention. Wainfleet raises a brow again, trying to figure out what is up with his Colonel today, but before he can start thinking too much of it, Quaritch has turned back towards the exit and has now stepped out. Wainfleet follows, the two pairs of combat boots thudding heavily on the metal floors, before the doors slide closed behind them.
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Miles clenches his jaw as they walk through the hallway. That scent. That mind numbing scent. That scent that he smelled again. Just like the one that was lingering around the entrance of the Neurolab when he arrived. Similar to the one he fisted his cock to in the ISV Vindicator. She’s around here somewhere. He knows it.
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In the second story of the Neurolab, Y/N and Captain Keller slowly get closer to the rail that lets them look down upon the brain imaging booth and the scanner. Y/N brings her Recom Breather mask up to her face and takes a deep sip, filling her lungs with the much needed carbon dioxide. John chuckles in disbelief, his amber eyes staring at the now empty scanner, before he turns his head towards her.
“Did you see that, General?” He asks, his raspy voice clearly displaying disapproval. Y/N’s stare onto the scanner is hard and filled with distaste. She removes the mask from her face and her cropped ears fold back slightly before speaking in a serious tone.
“Damn right I saw.”
After attending some important matters, Ardmore heads towards her office to review a few reports and then finish work for the day. After all, eclipse has fallen long ago and everyone has already wrapped up their shifts. But being the RDA’s Expeditionary Force Commander, she cannot rest so easily like the rest of the people on base, as the future of humanity is ultimately upon her shoulders. These thoughts roam her mind as she walks through the now dead and quiet corridors, her footsteps echoing through the hallways. After a few seconds, she arrives in front of her office door, pressing her keycard to the scanner on the right side. The door slides open and she takes a step inside before her senses heighten alarmingly as her eyes fall on the large blue figure in her office. Instinctively, her hand flies to her handgun but a further look at the Na’vi and she sighs, releasing her grip on the firearm.
“For fucks sake, L/N.”
Y/N gives her a grin, sat on one of the couches in Ardmore’s office with her legs one over the other on top of the coffee table in front of the piece of furniture.
“Apologies for my unannounced presence, General.” She replies, fidgeting with a combat knife as she continues sitting comfortably on the couch. Ardmore frowns at her once before stepping into the office, the door sliding closed behind her. She walks to her desk and takes off the holster along with the gun, placing it on top of the surface before turning away.
“Not only did you not attend to my side when I asked you to today, but you also made yourself comfortable in my office without my permission, after the work day nonetheless. Care to explain yourself?” She asks coldly, walking to the coffee machine in the corner of her office and turning it on.
“Ah, apologies, I plead guilty for the second charge. Not for the first one though.” Y/N says with a chuckle, running her elegant blue fingers over the black blade. “Coffee at night, General? I thought you were the healthy type.”
Ardmore huffs once in amusement, grabbing a standard-issue RDA coffee mug from a cupboard nearby and putting it under the coffee dispenser.
“When the fate of humanity is on your shoulders, you’ve thrown health out the window a long time ago.” She replies, turning around to lean against the table that the coffee machine and a few other assortments are on, and facing Y/N. Ardmore crosses her arms over her chest as the machine starts buzzing.
“So, why are you here?” She presses. Y/N’s eyes fall on her before she lowers her feet from the coffee table and sits up on the couch. She tucks the knife into its sheath on her gear and places her elbows on top of her knees, leaning forward.
“I was there today. In the Neurolab. Captain Keller informed me as you requested and I complied. However, as I was about to enter the lab, Colonel Quaritch and his Lieutenant approached the lab as well. I did not want to make my presence known so I stayed out of sight. But I was there. I attempted to catch up to you after but your assistant informed me that you were occupied with some important matters. So I came over here and waited.”
Ardmore raises a brow, looking back at Y/N, expecting something more. Y/N catches on to her expression and sighs, reaching into one of the pockets of her tactical pants to pull out a small metal card with a magnetic strip. She puts it on top of the coffee table like she’s making a peace offering and places her elbow on top of her knee again.
“Yes, I did steal the keycard that unlocks the door to your office from your assistant. But to my defense, I did not know when you’d be returning. Besides, I don’t think he has noticed yet.” Y/N says, giving Ardmore a mischievous smile. Ardmore sighs heavily, turning around to press a button on the coffee machine and with a whirring buzz, it starts dispensing the hot drink into the mug below.
“Get to the point.” She says shortly, the tiredness from the day’s events catching up to her as she reaches for a packet of sugar on the table. Y/N nods slowly and looks away briefly. Her eyes fall on Ardmore’s pistol on top of the desk and she runs her vision over it for a while.
“What do you think of Quaritch’s actions today?” She asks after a brief moment of silence. Ardmore stops her movements for a few seconds, before pouring the contents of the packet into the coffee and grabbing a small spoon from a container next to the sugar packets.
“Are you trying to hint at something?” She responds, not replying to Y/N’s question. Y/N’s ears fold back and she shifts briefly in place.
“Come on, General. I saw your suspicion and disapproval as he shut off the scanner and asked to interrogate the boy himself. You can’t tell me you don’t think that he’s onto something.” Y/N finally presses, watching the back of Ardmore’s head carefully. Ardmore stirs her coffee slowly, grabbing the mug by the handle and turning towards Y/N again. She continues stirring her drink as she looks over at the Recom whose eyes are now flashing in a dangerous glint.
“I know what you’re trying to say. Yes, his actions seemed questionable to me because of the link the boy holds to the original Miles Quaritch. However, I don’t think anything is going on. If the scanner can’t get the information out of the prisoner then the personal approach that Quaritch will be attempting tomorrow might lead us to something.” She replies. Y/N clenches her jaw, swallowing down the saliva in her mouth before trying again.
“With all due respect, ma’am, I think you’re overlooking something that can turn into a problem later on. He’s clearly fond of the kid. He did not turn the scanner off to try and suggest interrogating the boy, he did it to save his life. I know desperation when I see it. A few more minutes in the scanner and the kid’s brain would have been leaking out of his ears. No commanding officer saves a prisoner of war like that just for the purpose of an interrogation. I don’t know about you but I don’t want to risk having an officer in my ranks who has a soft spot for a prisoner who serves our enemy.” Y/N says, looking carefully at Ardmore who has now stopped stirring and is looking back at her with a thoughtful expression. She then inhales deeply and looks away for a brief moment, before raising the mug up to her lips and taking a sip.
“I appreciate your concern, L/N. But for now, I think you’re being a bit too paranoid. However, I will be watching Quaritch more carefully, if that puts your mind at ease. For now, focus on your own team and your missions, and let me do my job and deal with my own personnel.”
Y/N clenches her jaw again, clearly disappointed at the reply she received. She thinks about it but she does not argue. Instead, with a deep sigh, she leans back onto the couch, defeated.
“As you wish, ma’am.” She replies with a bored tone, turning her vision to the handgun on the desk again.
Ardmore walks to her desk and sits down, putting the coffee mug on top of the wood surface. Y/N slowly reaches forward for the pistol, her size allowing her to do so and she takes the firearm into her hands. With a pleased expression, she starts inspecting it while Ardmore turns on her personal datapad to take a look at some reports.
“A .40 caliber United Ballistics Zarkov-33, huh. Not bad, some of my troopers use the Recom version of this too. Powerful firearm. I see why it’s our standard. Though, I’d expect you to have something more personalized, General.” Y/N comments, inspecting the tactical light-laser and rangefinder on top of the muzzle of the gun.
“Yeah? Like this?” Ardmore replies nonchalantly, her eyes still on the datapad as she reaches down and pulls out her high magazine MIL-SPEC 502. Y/N’s eyes sparkle like a kid as she sees the sidearm being put on top of the desk and she puts the Z-33 Pistol next to the keycard on top of the coffee table and immediately reaches for the new gun. She inspects it carefully from the harness system to the grip and the 16 round magazine, muttering a little “damn” under her breath as she admires the weapon with her tail swinging side to side behind her. Ardmore slowly takes another sip of her coffee, before putting the mug down and speaking to her with her eyes still on the report.
“Now please get out of my office.”
Y/N’s ears fold back as she realizes that she’s been playing with a gun like a cat with a yarn ball while occupying her commander’s office.
“Right.” She replies, putting the second gun down on the coffee table as well and standing up.
“Good night, General.” She says in a firm tone, saluting Ardmore respectfully before turning around and heading out. As the door slides closed behind her, Ardmore sighs and takes another sip of her coffee. This is going to be a long night.
“Can you believe this? They’re helpless. Absolutely fuckin’ helpless.” Riley huffs out, raspy voice laced with irritation as he moves with his usual heavy steps and hands clasped behind his back. Y/N stands between him and Scott, the three of them walking through the training fields as soldiers run around under the sun, doing their daily drills. A bit further away, aircrafts take off and land, trains and vehicles move relentlessly, creating a noisy and busy atmosphere around them as Bridgehead city buzzes in activity as always.
“I’ve seen fuckin’ pigs more coordinated than this.”
Scott hums, raising a brow at Riley’s last comment.
“Oh com’ on LT. They jus’ stepped foot hier. Give ‘em a break, will ya?” He replies, looking at Riley who in return turns to stare at him.
“A fuckin’ break?! What do you think we’re doing here, playing nanny? We’re at war for fuck’s sake. Pull your head out of your arse.”
Y/N sighs, as Scott and Riley start going at it once again. Riley has recently been put in charge of training new recruits into enforcing the protection of Bridgehead city, seeing that Y/N and ALPHA have now taken over a good amount of Na’vi land territories, putting Bridgehead into the center of the natives’ attention. And as you might imagine, the man is not happy with his new troops’ level of skills. Not in the slightest bit. He’s been training them relentlessly, to the point that multiple recruits have passed out or thrown their guts up on the training field, for which in both cases they have gotten harsh punishment. Scott has disagreed to this for weeks now, arguing that these are the only soldiers they have available at the moment and if Riley continues like this he’ll kill them in no time, besides, the recruits that arrive on Bridgehead are already trained and what Riley is doing is unnecessary. He persistently repeats that they cannot afford to loose troops, skilled or not, because human capital is sacred on Pandora.
Y/N raises a gloved hand, stopping their argument on the spot, as they both give each other one last glare and fall quiet, turning to look at their commander.
“Riley is correct. We cannot have recruits this undertrained, especially during a time of uprising tensions. I’ll have a chat with General Ardmore about this. It seems that we need to establish new requirements for who can board on Pandora as a trooper.”
And with that both men nod and the argument is wrapped up.
“Hahaha she still pacifies you both. Better start calling her mommy.”
The three of them turn towards Lieutenant Álvarez and Captain Keller who are walking towards them, with John chuckling at Fernando’s comment. Riley scowls and Scott grins as the two higher ranking officers approach with lazy, heavy strides, hands clasped behind their carrier plates.
“I’m not listening to the comments of a man who got shot on his ass by the cartel.” Riley replies which makes Scott burst in laughter.
“Oh I forgot ‘bout tha’.” He says in between laughs as Fernando and John are now standing with them on the training ground. “Ye literally ran around the battlefield with a bullet up yer ass.”
Y/N hides a smile at Scott’s last comment as Riley and John laugh, with Fernando cracking a smile as well. After they all finish laughing he turns his head towards the recruits training some meters away from them. His tail flicks behind him in curiosity and he speaks to Riley without moving his eyes from the soldiers.
“I see you’re still not going easy on them.” He says as he watches the exhausted men and women try to not break down in the middle of the exercises.
“Yeah, it’s fuckin’ embarrassing. These are the people we’re supposed to colonize with. Pathetic.” Riley replies as all five of them are now watching the recruits. A few seconds later one of the men stops running, absolutely exhausted to the point that his body cannot move anymore and he remains behind while the group that is running laps continues. This only feeds into Riley’s irritation and with a booming voice, he yells.
“AY PRIVATE! WHAT THE FUCK?! SO WE JUST STANDING AROUND PLAYING WITH COCKS NOW?!”
His voice booms throughout the training field and multiple recruits flinch at the sound, staring up at the Recom in horror for a brief second before continuing their exercises. The poor recruit, a young man, flinches at the yelling, and stares at Riley in shock and fear.
“MOVE YER FUCKIN’ ARSE! STOP STARING AT ME LIKE YER WAITING FOR ME TO BLOW A DAMN LOAD ON YOUR FACE!” The Recombinant yells again. The terrified recruit gathers all of the strength he has left and scrams away, trying to hide in the line of the group running laps. Riley sighs in frustration, bringing his gloved hand up to rub the flat bridge of his nose as the rest of the Recoms chuckle.
“This looks like fun. I might be the one training them one of these days.” Y/N comments, crossing her arms as she watches the recruits in amusement and Riley scoffs in reply.
“Be my guest, General.”
“I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”
The Recoms turn around to see Sergeant Herrera approaching them, walking with her usual swaying hips and cocky demeanor, tail moving slowly behind her. The rest give her a friendly nod as they see her walk closer and she smiles.
“General. Captain. Lieutenants. Sergeant.” She greets them all accordingly before turning to Y/N.
“General, Sergeant Davis has made another strategic plan for taking over the west forest area above the border, and he wants you to go over it. He’s currently with the science department, in the main labs, consulting them on a few details. When you have the time, your presence would be appreciated.”
Y/N hums, uncrossing her arms and turning to her.
“Thank you, Maria. Well, I’ll see you later then gentlemen. I hope the training goes well, Lieutenant Jones. I’ll speak to Ardmore tomorrow about the whole thing.”
“Yes ma’am.” They reply in unison.
The men nod, saluting her respectfully and without further ado, Y/N turns and walks away, leaving them and Maria alone on the training field. As she moves away, they all turn towards watching the recruits again, with Riley’s irritation back in check.
“NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME FIFTY, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
Y/N doesn’t particularly hate the science department. But she doesn’t like them either. They’re just there, existing in the same space as her and her troops, and she pays them no mind. The only person from her team that interacts with them on a regular is Henry Davis. Being the Master Gunnery Sergeant, he is the one responsible for coming up with new strategies, tactics and plans. That includes constantly consulting the science department on Pandora’s flora and fauna, so every possibility in a mission can be accounted for. And up until now, he has done amazing. Not only have his strategies never failed once, but he has managed to learn a vast amount of information about Pandora in an incredibly short time. To say that Y/N is very proud would be an understatement.
This is what she’s thinking as she walks through the corridors to get to the science department building. Her steps are lazy as she is in no rush, taking her time and looking around here and there. She takes a turn to a larger corridor that connects the main labs to the headquarters of the department, a spacious tunnel that also connects other parts of the building to each other. As she sets her eyes on the doors of the labs, something pounces at the corner of her vision. In a flash, Y/N has already drawn out her most powerful handgun, pointing the muzzle at the thing that now looks up at her with its yellow eyes. A viperwolf. Y/N’s senses are now fully alarmed and locked in on the creature that has stopped moving and lowered its body closer to the floor in caution, with its six limbs bent. Creatures like this have attacked her forces before. They are extremely hostile and lethal to humans. So how the fuck did an animal like this get in here? Breathing getting faster, she keeps the gun pointed at it and sensing the danger, the viperwolf clenches its snake like jaw and bares its obsidian teeth at her, growling warningly at the Recom. Y/N pulls back the slide of her gun, ready to shoot the thing dead if it tries anything. The animal growls harder, moving one clawed hand forward, and just as Y/N is about to pull the trigger-
“DON’T SHOOT HIM!”
At the sound of the feminine voice, the viperwolf runs away towards it. Y/N scowls, snapping back towards the voice to try and get a peak of the person who has let this thing loose. Her breath catches right in her throat.
Standing a few feet away from her, is the most beautiful woman that Y/N has ever laid eyes on. Flowing long locks of black hair with a few interlocked braids fall on her shoulders, bringing forth her gorgeous, beautiful face with big amber eyes that look at Y/N carefully. She is dressed in a dark blue and black uniform that Y/N has never seen before, but it has the RDA’s logo. It’s tight fitting to her thin, elegant Na’vi body, the top cropped right above her cleavage, showing a pair of firm collarbones. Her tail moves slowly behind her, still cautious at the possibility that Y/N might shoot the animal which is now hiding behind her long, elegant legs. Are all Na’vi women so breathtaking beautiful? Realizing that she’s ogling, Y/N clears her throat and relaxes her posture, putting the handgun back in its holster.
“Care to explain why you have a wild animal, nevertheless a viperwolf, running around base?” She speaks, regaining her commander voice as her ears fold back and she pins the woman with a stare. The girl’s eyes take in Y/N from head to toe, before they fall on her tail which is moving side to side behind her, betraying her hardened soldier composure. A playful smile falls on her lips and she turns her doe eyes to Y/N’s face.
“He is not a wild animal, ma’am. He is my friend. I raised him since he was a tiny cub. You’re the one who drew her weapon at an unprovoked animal.” She replies, crossing her toned arms over her chest. The woman’s soothing voice prickles goosebumps on Y/N’s skin, soft and tranquil to the ear. But Y/N is a master at hiding emotions. She scowls at the girl, raising a brow disapprovingly as she stares her judgmentally up and down.
“I’m sorry, did you say “friend”? I knew you science department chicks had a few screws loose but I didn’t think it was this bad.” She replies with a condescending tone. But instead of getting offended, the girl chuckles. That catches Y/N off guard briefly, and she looks at her with a questioning expression. The woman turns her eyes to Y/N’s, looking into them through her long lashes with an amused smile and she starts walking towards the General. Y/N can’t help but stare as even her walk is attention catching, so elegant yet humble, her long tail swinging playfully side to side. The viperwolf follows behind her, staying close to her long and toned legs and rubbing its body on her calves. She stops in front of Y/N, careful to not get into her personal space, and brings her right hand forward for a handshake.
“Name’s Toddy. I’ve heard quite a lot about you, General. You have a feared reputation ‘round ‘ere. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” She says with a smile, waiting for Y/N to engage in the handshake. Y/N can’t help but notice a faint southern drawl in her way of speaking, and she looks down at her hand, admiring the elegant veins on it for a second, before clasping it with her own. Five fingers. Thankfully not a native.
“Recombinant?” Y/N asks as they shake hands, noticing how her palm is pleasantly warm. Toddy shakes her head.
“Avatar.” She replies as they end the handshake. “Though I wish I could maintain a Na’vi body permanently.”
Y/N chuckles, crossing her arms.
“It’s not a blessing. Trust me. Try sleeping with a tail and a neural whip. Nine times out of ten you’ll crush them with your body or an elbow and you’ll wake up hissing in pain.” She replies and Toddy giggles, her tail moving behind her in delight.
“If I could have this body forever, I’d take my chances. So, what brings you to these parts of base, General? Here for Sergeant Davis I assume?”
Y/N nods once as she lightly shifts in place, with her cropped ears slightly folding back in approval. Toddy notices them and her eyes narrow for a split second, before she gives Y/N a smile.
“Well then, follow me.”
。。。
Toddy brings Y/N to one of the main labs, probably the biggest one. The viperwolf follows behind them, staying close to Toddy and occasionally looking around. The lab is noisy and filled with personnel, people running around with datapads, samples and lab equipment, some of them in white coats some others in corporate attire. Everyone seems to be deep in work, not lifting their heads from what they’re doing and deep in conversations with each other. Y/N turns to Toddy as they both walk amongst them.
“It’s quite busy in here. The scientists who we see in our parts of base aren’t usually this erratic in work. Is everyday like this?” She asks, looking at the woman next to her. Toddy shakes her head.
“Not usually. It’s often quite chill in here, people mind their own research in their labs. But since that prisoner that Colonel Quaritch brought in resisted the DPF’s NeuroSect E7.2T scanner yesterday, everyone has been scrambling to figure out a way for it to not happen again. No one has been able to understand what went wrong until now, and that’s a big problem.” She explains, looking back at Y/N. “The scanner is an extremely important tool not only for the department, but for the entire mission. It is the primary way of how we figure out different things about Pandora from the memories of the native’s, avatar’s and our own people, without having to go outside and risk our lives to gain information. If a human boy can fight it then it raises a huge uncertainty if we can use it again in the future.”
Y/N looks away in thought, watching the people around them as they make way for the two larger women and the animal to pass through the human sized facility. She then turns back to Toddy.
“So, what’s your specialization? Some fancy zoology shit?” She asks as she gives the viperwolf a glance at that last sentence and Toddy chuckles, shaking her head.
“Oh? Is the General interested in me?” She says, tilting her head teasingly with a smile and Y/N scoffs, furrowing her brows like a nine year old who has been told that her playground buddy has a crush on her. That makes Toddy chuckle.
“I’m not a scientist. I’m a scout.” She then replies, turning her head to look forward as to not bump into any humans.
“A scout? What’s that? Like the rangers we have in our department?” Y/N asks with a raised brow, moving away a female scientist that nearly walks into her.
“No, not really. Your rangers are responsible for surprise raids on the Na’vi in the forest. My job on the other hand is to go into the wild to gather the samples that the scientists and the medics require for their research or other uses.” Toddy replies, turning her hips slightly to show Y/N the sample storing bag secured on her belt. “I wouldn’t be considered a scientist since I don’t do research, but I am very well informed about the ecosystems of Pandora, as well as all of its species. At least the ones humanity has been able to discover and research up until now.”
Y/N nods once, looking slightly intrigued.
“So I’m assuming you know your way around the forest then.” She says, tilting her head slightly. Toddy grins.
“Like the back of my hand.”
They have now arrived to a spacious lab room where a bunch of specialists in white coats are talking to the large male Recom amongst them, wearing ALPHA’s casual uniform. Y/N watches momentarily as Henry continues to converse with them, before turning to the beautiful woman next to her who has been eyeing Y/N’s pretty face for a few seconds now.
“This is where we part then.”
Toddy smiles, watching Y/N through her lashes with her doe eyes before reaching for a final handshake.
“Maybe I could show you ‘round the forest sometime, General. Without the uniform and the high caliber destructive weapons.” She replies, her long ears slightly raising up as she says the last sentence to Y/N. The General grasps her hand, giving it a firm shake before letting go.
“I’ll think about it, Toddy.”
“Well alright then.”
And with that, Toddy gives Y/N one final beautiful smile before turning around and walking away. Her steps are calm and her posture is relaxed as she walks, taking her time to move her hips to her own rhythm and leisure while her tail moves side to side behind her. The viperwolf follows behind, with the paddled end of its tail wagging behind it. Y/N now notices the collar on its neck, dark blue and black that match its owner’s uniform, the dark colors almost making it blend completely to the black skin of its neck. She shakes her head and turns towards the room where Henry has now noticed his General, before walking inside.
Title explanation:
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day.
ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ
#avatar#avatar the way of water#atwow#atwow fanfiction#miles quaritch#avatar fanfiction#miles quaritch x reader#miles quaritch smut#atwow recoms#atwow oc recoms#avatar recoms#recombinant#recom lyle wainfleet#recom miles quaritch x reader#recom miles quaritch#recom oc#avatar rda#colonel quaritch#colonel miles quaritch#miles quaritch x y/n#miles quaritch fanfic#miles quaritch fanfiction
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Az egy dolog, hogy Karácsonyon nincs füstszűrős sapka, nade az OTP így kiad banki titkot?!
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Vevő: Jó reggelt! Polóra is nyomtatnak?
Én: ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ.........nem!
Vevő: Miért nem?!
Én: Mert az egy egészen más dolog. Mi irodai nyomtatást vállalunk csak.
Vevő: Irodába kellene nekem. Egyen pólókat szeretnénk az alkalmazottainknak.
Én: Értem Én, de az egészen más szakma, más terület. Mi csak kizárólag papírra nyomtatunk.
Vevő: Csak papírra? De ez nincs kiírva! Csak az van kiírva hogy nyomtatást is vállalnak.
Én: De a póló nyomtatás nem tartozik hozzá. AZ egy egészen más dolog.
Vevő: Ki kéne írniuk azt, hogy csak papírra nyomtatnak!
Én: Kifogom. Ezek után tuti ki fogom írni!
Vevő: De akkor hova menjek pólót nyomtatni, ha egy Papír-Írószer csak papírra nyomtat?
Én: Keressen rá neten úgy h "póló nyomtatás" , akiket kiad, azok közül válogasson.
Vevő: Köszönöm, Viszlát!
Én: Viszlát!
Még nem rázódtam vissza, szabi után.......:( :(
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A ride decades in the making: Metro from Dulles
A ride decades in the making: Metro from Dulles
Arriving at Washington Dulles International Airport early Saturday morning was nothing like any of the dozens, maybe hundreds of times I’ve landed at IAD over the past 30 years and change: I walked to a Metro stop at the airport and took the train home, no bus connection needed. Tuesday’s opening of the second phase of Metro’s Silver Line has been justified grounds for local celebration after…
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#airport rail link#Ashburn#Dulles Airport#IAD#KIAD#Loudoun County#Metro#MWAA#ride to Dulles#Silver Line#Washington Dulles#WMATA
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marhára nem vagyok megelégedve a mme madárhatározó appjának madárfelismerő játékával. kiad egy mittudomén citromsármányt, és van három választási lehetőség: - citromsármány - pehelyréce - kondorkeselyű DE persze ha ragadozó madarakról van szó, akkor látsz valami barna cuccot, ami még rajzolt is, hogy még nehezebb legyen, és ezekből választhatsz: - nagy barna sas - nem annyira nagy barna sas - sas ami barna és nagy
így egyszerűen nem jutok tovább! kirekesztik azokat, akik lófaszt se tudnak a ragadozómadarakról, de flexelni akarnak mások előtt a récefélékről meg az énekesmadarkról felhalmozott amúgy full felesleges funfactjaikkel.
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Hol van az AI, amikor havat kell lapátolni, hol?
Melengeti a seggét a fűtött processzorában, én meg küzdhetek a valóság egy kevéssé absztrakt formájával, ami nemcsak fehér, hideg is hozzá. A hólapátnyél is hideg volt, a havas ösvény hosszú, és mire elértem a kertkapuig, nagy dolgot vittem végbe. Végiggondoltam, hogy gépi öntudat nem létezhet.
Vegyük a matematikusok kedvelt eszközét: tegyük fel, hogy létezik olyan szerkezet, ami rendelkezik tudatossággal. Egy ilyet manapság egy bonyolult számítógép formájában szokás elképzelni, aminek a processzorai mélyén létezik egy valamilyen áramköri szerkezete, kapcsolási rajza, lényegében hasonló egy százéves zseblámpa áramkörééhez, bár annál azért bonyolultabb valamivel. Illetve, az azon futó szoftver, a maga szintén bonyolultságában.
Én meg arra gondoltam, hogy vegyünk el egyszerre csak egy kis részletet az áramkörből, egy kondenzátort, egy tranzisztort, egy visszacsatolást, ilyeneket. Nézzük meg, megvan-e még az az öntudat abban a gépben. Ha megvan, folytassuk tovább a kapcsolás egyszerűsít��sét. A végén eljutunk az említett zseblámpa kapcsolási rajzához. Lássuk be, nem különösebben életszerű, hogy egy zseblámpának öntudata legyen. (Vagy ha igen, és mégis, akkor az eléggé újszerű kérdéseket és következtetéseket indukál. Sámánok reloaded, Kásler doktorhoz bűnbánó küldöttség zarándokol Mérő Laci vezetésével, további útmutatásért.)
Ha úgy vesszük, hogy a zseblámpának mégsincs tudatossága, a fennmaradó másik lehetőség, hogy a kapcsolás egyszerűsítése közben vesztettük el az öntudatot. Ebben az esetben viszont észre tudnánk venni, hogy az öntudat abban a bizonyos pl. 30 mikroHenry induktivitású Remulád-Sacher-visszacsatolásban rejtőzött, amit éppen kiforrasztottunk. Megvan a tudatosság! - ujjonghatnánk, kezünkben a nevezett drótdarabbal. Lássuk be, ez sem különösebben életszerű. (Vagy, lásd mint fent, új paradigmák nyílnak, Mérő Laci három új könyvet is kiad az év végéig.)
A szoftveres résszel a fentivel analóg módon végiggondolható ugyanez.
Szóval, mivel a gondolatkísérletünk fenti két kifutása eléggé életszerűtlen, joggal mondhatjuk, hogy a kiindulási feltételünk volt hibás - vagyis gépi öntudat nem létezhet.
Most így nagyon büszke vagyok, hogy ezt sikerült végiggondolnom. A levezetést még kicsit fel kell öltöztetni a kor divatjának megfelelő nemzetközi szakszavakba, kellenek értelemmel nem bíró részletek is bele, kell az egész elé egy filozófiatörténeti fejezet a megfelelő seggnyalásokkal utalásokkal, aztán jöhetnek az újságírók és a hírnév. Szerintem "a történelem vége", "technikai szingularitás" és hasonló találmányokkal simán versenyben lesz.
De a szomszéd macskája már megint nem látszik ki a hó alól.
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20. Mitski- The Land Is Inhospitable And So Are We
Ha van valami, amit utálok, az a publicity stunt! És én vádolom Mitskit, született Mitsuki Laycock, nashville-i lakost, publicity stunt elkövetésével! Ugyanis kurvára arról volt szó az előző lemez megjelenése után, hogy elege van a zeneiparból, és ő akkor most kiszáll, viszlát zenélés! Erre idén kiad egy új albumot! Ha egy gerinces, makacs, önfejű, szuverén, izzadtságszagú, koleszterines, cukros és magas vérnyomású magyar ember lennék, akkor beintenék Mitskinek, és azt mondanám, hogy ide figyelj, Mitski, ezt nem játszhatod el egy magyar emberrel, ezért nem fogom meghallgatni a lemezedet! Talán ez majd elgondolkodtat! Viszont sajnos a helyzet az, hogy nem vagyok rendes magyar ember, és túlságosan szeretem a Művésznő zenéjét, ezért természetesen már megjelenés napján hallgattam az új kislemezt, és már akkor tudtam, hogy a lemezt is hallgatni fogom.
Én így tökre nem igénylem, hogy egy előadó albumról albumra valami új hangzással jöjjön elő, mert ez sok esetben elég bénán tud elsülni, de Mitski tök elegánsan csinálja ezt, sosem félek attól, hogy valami irdatlan erőltetett lemezt csinál. Most nem megyek végig a diszkográfián (pedig megérdemelné!), de pl a kettővel ezelőtti lemez, a személyes kedvencem, ilyen iszonyú kifinomult indie-pop/pop lemez lett, míg az előző meg totál szintipop, tele dalokkal, amik egy jobb világban hatalmas slágerek lennének. Ez a mostani meg állítólag Amerika hangjait idézi meg, legalábbis valami ilyesmit nyilatkozott, és hát az ilyen hangzatos dolgokat nem mindig tudom komolyan venni, de ez esetben totál megállja a helyét, mert simán el tudom fogadni, hogy ezek Amerika hangjai, mert ezekről a dalokról egyből beugrik a folk zene, és nyilván a country is. És hát ha ezek Amerika hangjai, akkor Amerika mostanában nem lehet egy vidám hely, mert ugyan az egész lemez tök szép, de ugyanakkor elég szomorú hangulatú, és a szövegek sem igazán lélekemelőek. Ezért is lepett meg, hogy az utóbbi időben többször is elkaptam az MTV-n főműsoridőben ezt a dalt. Sajnos nem a közszolgálatin, hanem a zenetévén, de akkor is ez fura, mert nem az a kifejezett sláger, bár tény és való, hogy a legjobb dal egy olyan lemezen, amin nincsenek csúcspontok, csak szép és jó dalok sorjában. És ha már MTV! Van vagy négy vagy öt MTV csatornánk, köztük az MTV 90’s, ami nyilván az MTV legmenőbb korszakával kapcsolatos nosztalgiára épít, m��g a feliratok is az akkori betűtípussal és dizájnnal mennek, meg a számok közötti MTV reklámok is régi ismerősök. Na, és mi így szoktuk nézni a gyerekekkel, főleg a tematikus listákat, és próbáljuk kitalálni, hogy mi lesz a következő, és hát ebben elég jók vagyunk. Egy a baj ezzel a csatornával, hogy túl sok 1995 utáni klipet nyomnak, főleg ilyen elképesztően béna one-hit-wondereket, amik igazából akkor sem voltak slágerek. A másik bajom, hogy pl múltkor volt egy ilyen Top 50 Alternative lista, és tele volt Counting Crows meg Alanis Morrisette, meg mittudomén Blind Melon számokkal. Alternatív meg a faszom, ezek a legnagyobb rádiórock zenekarok, amiket még anyám is dúdolgatott szerintem! Na mindegy, elég first world problem, csak eszembe jutott a Mitski klipről, ami egyébként tök menő, ilyen ingatag széktoronyra mászik fel, és hát ha ez lesz a TOP50 Alternative listán az MTV 20’s csatornán 2054-ben, akkor tuti nem leszek kiakadva!
Kedvenc számok: Buffalo Replaced, When Memories Snow, My Love Mine All Mine, Star
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Ha nem hallottad a hangot amit ez kiad, fiatal vagy..
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Elhagyott a kökényszemű szeretőm, sallala, nem értek a népdalokhoz (a kökény a lényeg)
Jé, originálposzt! Mostanában rákaptam a reblogolásra, főleg mióta megtudtam, hogy az a tumblr lelke. <3 De igazából egy csomó mindent akartam írni meg rajzolni is ide, csak nem értem rá, mert éppen megváltom a világot. NA JÓ, ez eléggé költői túlzás, de tény, hogy most meglepően... aktívan élek. A paradox, hogy pont akkor nem írok semmit, amikor lenne miről.
Az amúgy szöget ütött a fejembe, miért vagyok egyszer szétkent takony, ami még a létezéshez is fáradt, egyszer meg emez, úgyhogy kitaláltam, hogy írok magamnak hangulatjelentést minden napra, hátha kiad egy mintázatot (kis smiley-k formájában, pirossal, mert ez valamiért fontos). Egyelőre nincs még eredmény, egyrészt, mert nemrég kezdtem, másrészt, mert egyszer ki is hagytam egy hetet. >:( Hát ejnye, hol a tudományos szigor?!
De nem is ezt akartam, hanem hogy mit csináltam ma tegnap? SZILVALEKVÁRT. - ??? - Emlékeztek arra a posztomra, amikor megállapítottam, hogy a kertünkben kökényszilvánk (Prunus insititia) van? (Remélem, igen, mert lusta vagyok előkeresni.) Na szóval, a begyűjtött termés fele azóta is az albi mélyhűtőjében csücsült - egy darabig még az M. utcában, aztán itt -, a másik fele meg otthon, mert nem volt időnk és kedvünk mit kezdeni vele. Én vállaltam, hogy kipróbálom tesóm (most már hivatalosan is) anyósának sütőben sütős(!) receptjét - azért először én, mert otthon palackos a gáz és nem akarjuk pazarolni. Mondjuk, okosabb lett volna nekem is még a rezsicsökkentős időszakban, na mindegy... De szóval, ki kellett olvasztani, ...*sóhaj* kimagozni (közben legalább meghallgattam pár elrakott youtube-videót), megsütni, átpasszírozni szűrőn és újraforralni fazékban (felmerül a kérdés, akkor ugyan miért nem végig fazékban főztem; nos, mert ha már alapból úgy döntöttem, hogy héjatlanítom, nem úszhattam meg a passzírozást, mert ennek a kicsi szarnak nyersen nagyon ragaszkodó a héja. Tehát darabra ugyanannyi edény kellett volna). Ja és előtte persze kiforráztam pár üvegecskét és AKKOR derült ki, hogy túl sok vizet egyszerre nem szabad leönteni a lefolyón, mert azt nem bírja, hanem egy külön túlfolyó-levezető csövön megy le, csak tudnám, minek, ha az nem vezet sehova, hanem elárasztja a KIBASZOTT KONYHÁT -------------
...úgyhogy most itt vagyok. Ötmilliárdszor mostam kezet, a bal kezem tropa lett a passzírozástól, minden edény egy merő szilvatrutymák, a mosogatóra inkább nem is mondok hasonlatot, ja de amúgy nem mostam el mindent, mert nem akartam felzörögni a (különben tökre megértő <3) lakótársamat. De hogy tuti megmaradjon a jó viszonyunk, a maradék edényt a szobámba vittem és bízom magamban, hogy nem lépek bele (nyilván csak a földön van hely, de ezen a ponton szerintem már nem is lepődtök meg). Ja, és a szilvahulladék is a szobámban van, mert azt egyből a kinti szemetesbe akartam vinni, de már ezzel sem akarok zörögni, tehát ha nem írok többet, belefulladtam a cefreszagba. Osonó-üzemmódban még megcsináltam a második felmosást, a lekvárak a kamrában szenderegnek. Ha nem sikerülnek, én üvöltve sírok és felkerekedek* az istenek ellen.
Na jó, nem. De remélem, sikerül. :3
(*nem. a tumblr ellen fogok felkerekedni, mert képtelen lekezelni, hogy melyik szót akarom dőlt betűvel. mi. a. faaaasz?!)
#pozitív poszt?#élet#szilvalekvár#ó jaj most kitettem magam a kritikának#na jó igazából úgysem olvassák el ;)#vagy.........?
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