#keyz chatters

[starkerkeyz]

I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re modeling good boundaries and setting the expectation that you’ll engage with the online community like a person and take responsibility for your choices. if you cannot understand that you need to look out for yourself and take people seriously when they say their work isn’t suitable for young audiences then you are not ready to be unsupervised on the internet.

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It's my birthday! 🥳🎉🎉🎉 I only have one day in my life where i can post this picture so significantly 😆

[starkerkeyz]

Angst au where Tony's exs' always bring the pets/kids with them after a break up

Bucky brought Alpine, Steve couldn't part with Dodger, Pepper didn't trust him with Morgan

There's just DUM-E, too big and bulky and robotic for anyone to lay claim except someone as eccentric as Tony

Then one day Peter Parker makes a joke about taking DUM-E home with him

And Tony

Panicks

And Peter's locked out of the tower

[starkerkeyz]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[starkerkeyz]

Au where Peter and Tony do that thing where Peter kisses Tony and Tony doesn't respond at first so then Peter thinks Tony didn't want it and breaks the first kiss so Tony kisses him again to prove him wrong

Somehow these two dorks don't start going out after the kisses though

[starkerkeyz]

Young prince Tony 🤴 💜

[starkerkeyz]

It's my birthday! 🥳🎉🎉🎉 I only have one day in my life where i can post this picture so significantly 😆

[starkerkeyz]

Me trying to explain to normal people that I'm struggling with college not because I'm not understanding the material but because I can't get myself to sit down and focus and work no matter how much I negotiate and scream inside watching the due date creep closer

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor

[starkerkeyz]

Can someone please write a drabble or oneshot of this cute af identify porn idea

Spiderman getting so nervous and excited everytime he works with Iron Man that he gets hiccups

He gets so embarrassed and flustered under the mask

He can't stop it and Iron Man is watching oh God

Iron man being cool about it and ignoring how his status reports are being interrupted every 5th word with a hiccup

Later when Peter meets Tony he gets the same hiccups

Tony like /squint

Outed by the thirst hiccups

[starkerkeyz]

If anyone wants to write a starker set in the south where a sexy on the run Peter

Runs into sexy well off Tony

And ofc Tony agrees to hire/hide Peter on his ranch (or whatever he's got going on in the south)

((They make out in the hay that night and Peter rides Tony wearing the hat, I don't make the rules lmao))

I just really like the pictures 😂😏 i saw them and got a sudden intense need for ranch hand Peter and ranch owner Tony 😍

[starkerkeyz]

Winterironspider prompt where The Winter Soldier comes out in a fight and it turns out he's super protective of Tony and shadows him everywhere and at the end everyone's like 'why did you protect Tony, Peter's the youngest and also your soulmate?' And Winter is just like 'Peter is enhanced. Tony is not. Nobody will touch Tony.'

Idky but the idea of the Winter Soldier considering Tony more vulnerable than Peter is really interesting to me. I also loooooove stories where TWS is still around, whether as a separate persona or just as a subset of instincts. 👌💯 good content

[starkerkeyz]

I've officially passed all 3 classes! 81%, 80%, and 77% ☺️💕

Not as good as my grades pre- covid, but I'm just thankful to be passing and moving forward with my degree at this point 😂

I hope everyone is getting the same weight lifted off of their shoulders this college season 🙏

[starkerkeyz]

Peter Parker is a dramatic high schooler

Peter Parker is also Spider-man

Peter Parker is dating Iron Man, who thrives off of attention and drama

So you know, you KNOW, that Peter asked Tony to prom in the most over the top way imaginable

Did he write 'will you go to prom with me?' In webbing across the penthouse window?

Did he write 'prom???' Between some skyscrapers on Tony's commute into work?

Did he conspire with Friday and code it to appear as neon flashing words across Tony's hud when in the suit under specific conditions?

Did Spiderman shyly ask iron man to prom during a live interview?

Fill Tony's suitcase with his favorite snacks and pictures of Peter’s puppy dog eyes and sticky notes saying 'please say yes'

Like the possibilities are endless and I can see Tony throwing a super hero prom every year just so Peter can keep asking him in different ways every year

[starkerkeyz]

Tony loves to shop

He just really, really likes buying stuff. It's fun.

It's fun to walk around. It's nice to be around people but not obligated to them.

Shopping gives him all the social juice he needs AND a nice pair of shoes.

He's an extrovert but he attracts horrible people. He hurts himself going back to them because it's how he feels human.

But, shopping.

Shopping is cathartic.

Window shopping, sale shopping, hell sometimes he downloads the stores app and wanders around getting coupons.

Any chance to spend, any chance to be around people.

If he doesn’t like the fit or the look he donates or gifts the item, never returns it. He doesn't need the money and he got what he wanted out of it already by making the purchase.

[starkerkeyz]

I started reading this for the first time and it's a trip. I'm on chapter 5 now? I like Shmendrick! 😁

The Last Unicorn by Peter Beagle

[starkerkeyz]

Stuckony prompt for the void because I'll certainly never write it but i still like the premise a lot.

This will be A/B/O with omega Tony, alpha Bucky, and alpha pre-serum Steve!

Omega Tony gets sold to/arranged marriage to alpha Steve, who is an heir or prince

Alpha Bucky is his right hand man/ enforcer/ knights guard

Steve needs to impregnate his mate within a year or he loses his title

(or maybe Tony gets taken away and replaced? Something Bad)

Steve has a hard time knotting and an even harder time getting Tony pregnant

Months drag on and they fall in love

But Tony isn't getting pregnant

Steve starts to consider using Bucky as a stud in his place

It's a hair brained idea but he's always loved his friend and knights guard

The thought of sharing his omega with Bucky doesn't even raise his hackles

And Bucky and Tony get along so well

And he's actually getting a little hard just thinking about this?

What?

He doesn't know what he's gonna do

Meanwhile, Tony angsting about not getting a blond bun in the oven

Confused about his husband's heated looks directed at Bucky

Is he not omega enough?

Is Steve just into alphas?

Is this all a sham?

Does Steve even really love him

He doesn't know what he's gonna do

And Bucky is just trying to keep his knot in his pants around his best friends omega and spouse

Because fuck

Tony smells Amazing

And he whines so sweetly when Stevie has to take his time with him

He cries so pretty when Stevie can't knot him, too

Bucky feels so guilty for knowing the sounds like his favorite midnight lullaby

His room is so close to Stevie's though

And his hearing is alpha sharp

The smells those two make during a frenzy

Stevie's alpha rut and Tony's omega heat were enough to get him pheromone drunk

He's the worst friend in the world for imagining what it would be like to answer Tony's pretty begging

He doesn't know what he's gonna do

And that's all I've got.

If you know of a plot similar to this or if you end up writing this, send me a link!