#kevin shah

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Kevin Shah

[themarvelettesgreatesthits]

[curtvilescomic]

Venom by Kevin Shah

[laughableillusions]

“How did you know I was a trans guy” bitch you look like this:

[annboch]

The Stan's children are pretty similar...

even in their taste for men with beards.

KJDHFGJK I REALISE THIS LIKE, YESTERDAY??? IS PRETTY FUNNY.

[andylantsov]

Girls like to swing

But not Neil Josten

[ssj2hindudude]

Aru's First Time Cursing

My mom gave me permission to curse one time. One time she gave me permission to curse. I’m in the Otherworld, I’m being bad. My teacher got mad.

Boo: Aru, come here.

He told me to come to the front of the class. He wrote a note and stapled the note to my shirt.

Boo: Make sure your mother reads the note.

I get home, my mom reads the note. The note said,

“Maybe if you showed your daughter some more attention at home, she wouldn’t act like a fool during training.”

My mom read the note and she wasn't having none of that.

Krithika: Let me tell you something. You tell him to mind his damn business before I come down there and I kick his a**.

Aru: Okay. You want me to say it like that? Or do you want me to take some stuff out?

Krithika: What did I just say? Tell him to mind his damn business before I come down there and I kick his a**.

Aru: No, I heard what you said. I just want to make sure that you know that you’re telling me to say the same thing.

Krithika: Aru, if I have to tell you again I’m not taking you to Home Depot.

Aru: Okay. No, I got it. Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it. No, I got it. All right, okay.

Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? My mom just gave me permission to go to training and curse my teacher out. I didn’t feel comfortable with the situation. So I wanted to practice. I wanted to go upstairs, I wanted to go over my lines. So I’m in the mirror, I’m going over my lines.

Aru: Okay, all right. Okay, all right. Okay. My mom told me to tell you... to mind your DAMN— No, that’s too loud. That’s way too loud. That’s not believable. It’s too loud.

Finally I go over it. I get it down. I’m like, you know what? I’m gonna go to bed early, get some rest. ’Cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. I don’t want to mess this up.

So I go to bed. I wake up, get dressed. Put on my pants and my shirt. I get over to the Otherworld. All my friends see me. They get hyped.

Mini, Brynne, Nikita, Sheela, Aiden, Rudy: OOOH, Aru’s in the house. Everybody look. Aru’s in the house. What up, Aru?

Aru: Yo, not today, guys. I've got a lot of stuff on my mind. I can’t really have you guys throwing me off.

Brynne: What are you talking about?

Aru: I can’t really get into it. All I can tell you is that it’s about to go down.

Mini: What?

Aru: Look, dude. It’s about to go down. Just be behind me when I walk in class.

Rudy: All right, cool.

I walk in class, Boo, my teacher, he starts speaking to everybody.

Boo: Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Good morning.

He sees me

Boo: Aru.

Aru: Subala.

Boo: Did you let your mother read the note?

Aru: Yes. I. did.

Boo: Well, what did your mother say?

I took a deep breath. I looked at my friends.

Aru: It’s about to go down.

Aru: Well... My mom told me to tell you to mind your DAMN MOTHERF***ING business, B****!

Aru: Little stupid b****!

Aru: Little dumb teacher b****.

Aru: 2+2 not knowing what the f**k it is b****.

Aru: Cross-eyed, Oreo crumbs down your fat beak a** b****.

Aru: Big winged, no opposable thumbs having a** b****.

The s*** was crazy. My friends were in the back and they were like

Potatoes: OOOOH!

Brynne: She said he has no opposable thuuuuuumbs!

I got suspended. I got suspended and a butt kicking. My mom beat the hell out of me when I got home.

Krithika: I told you to say two curse words! And you said 76 of them!

[asexual-squidward]

Going through Person of Interest fan clubs and comment sections and seeing the old posts of everyone thirsting over Jim Caviezel is so strange to see now, considering all the reports about him being a Very Weird Man.

Meanwhile Michael Emerson, Amy Acker, Kevin Chapman, and Sarah Shah (and the dogs) were off elsewhere on set being goddamn delights.

Additional: Thinking about those comic con interviews with Jim and Michael, where Michael is the one answering the questions and Jim mentions he’s ’never seen him talk so much’. But Michael is known for being a sweetheart and always happy to chat (maybe a natural introvert at most), so it’s like… no Jim, he was just avoiding talking to you on set and doesn’t want you rattling off Cavortex conspiracy theories to these poor tv journalists.

[panelshowsource]

rather than who you would like to see on the next taskmaster series, who do you think will be on it? like just your predictions or any inklings you may have!

anon if you're still around then you'll know i really took my time with this hahaha so sorry! i hope anyone reading this takes it as just a bit of fun and nbd, who knows who we'll get or who alex & the network have in mind! i'm answering thoughtfully (bc i always feel guilty not to 😩 so sorry this is long lol) but it's really just fun!!

i will say, of the more recent-ish series, i did get a few right!!! krishnan guru-murthy, nicola coughlan, alan davies, judi love, sue perkins, john robins, and joanne mcnally were people i just knew would eventually be on if the show could get their schedules right, and i was also certain sarah millican and dara ó briain would be asked — though not necessarily that they'd actually agree. when you have a level of seniority and esteem, the "it's such a great opportunity" aspect of the show isn't such a draw 😅 for some reason i feel SO PROUD about guessing nicola! i was just WAITING and wish sooooo much she had done a full series 😭😭😭 (how fun would saoirse-monica jackson be too!)

anyways, as for people who haven't been on yet — and this isn't to say i want them all to be, just that i think it's likeliest they have been asked or will be asked; i talked about who i want to see a little while ago here — it's important to consider the casting 'roles' the network has in mind when working with the producers to form a series, so i will keep that in mind too!

established comedian, typically a straight white man over 40: bill bailey, vic reeves, harry hill, geoff norcott, kevin bridges, adam buxton, ade edmondson, paul whitehouse (tommy tiernan? god i feel bad for not saying ed byrne but why do i feel like he's not gonna make it in the next few series? i'm on the fence with nick helm — unless he's friends with alex, then his chances go up significantly imo — and tom allen for some reason, and i feel like john bishop is almost too much of an ask?)

fresh talent comedian, typically a man under 40: rhys james, huge davies, ahir shah, darren harriott would be my top guesses but tbh any of the semi-recent edinburgh comedy award finalists are good bets as a majority of the winners from the last ~10 years have been on the series + throwing out tom rosenthal (i know he's not fresh fresh and also mostly an actor)...and, like, jazz emu?...just because if taskmaster know how much its audience adores weird little white twinks then they'll cast them

female or non-binary comedian: 100% sarah keyworth + harriet kemsley, maisie adam, jess fostekew, suzi ruffell. i've shifted away from betting on cariad lloyd and catherine bohart for some reason... (joanne was my no.1 lady bet for the last like 4 series hahaha)

non-comedian: this is very, very hard to predict because between comedy actors, non-comedy actors, tv presenters, news people, reality & social media stars... the potential predictions are just so endless! logically, the most likely is an established actor with a lot of comedy connections (think sally phillips, lolly adefope, liza tarbuck, sian gibson, daisy may cooper, susan wokoma; this category is where tm gets quite a few of its female contestants): matt holness, kevin eldon, amanda abbington, tom davis, sharon horgan, kathy burke, georgia tennant (also friends w alex?), su pollard, tom basden, apparently anyone from the cast of ghosts, and so on and so on and so on... + i'll also throw out maggie aderin-pocock as a serious contender + i really feel like one of the spice girls will be on new years treat

friend of alex: john robins was the prediction for the past few series, so just worth keeping in mind other people in this circle include elis james, matthew crosby, tom neenan, and so on

freebie answers because alex/greg have mentioned them before: jack dee, lorraine kelly, joanna lumley (i want jennifer saunders SO BAD give us an epic series w both ade and jen pleaseeee tm gods!!!!)

complete wild card bets that are either my instincts kicking in or my bias taking over: limmy, adam buxton, paddy mcguinness, diane morgan, daniel sloss, joel dommett, jess hynes, spencer jones??, alasdair beckett-king or josh pugh + if suzy izzard wasn't doing a big nyc show i'd say that's a good guess if only bc you know greg & alex grew up big fans

did i mention too many people?? if i had to put my money behind a single person it would be either ahir shah or sarah keyworth

these are almost all of my fr big heavy hitters when it comes to placing bets! but there are of course so many people i didn't name who i could totally see on either a main series or the ny treat — so many people just make sense and that's the beauty of taskmaster!!

[wolverineholic]

by Kevin Shah &  Tavaz

[kartaematita]

Kevin Shah Spider-man

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Sorted caps from multiple MCU resources, a continuation of an earlier project. Previous caps found in THIS tag and also some icons and other MCU/Marvel related resources HERE. You'll find sorted caps from Werewolf by Night, Secret Invasion, Ms. Marvel, Morbius, Loki S1&S2, Thor: Love and Thunder, Marvel One Shots, Agent Carter, Spider-Man No Way Home, Black Panther Wakanda Forever, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 & Christmas Special and She-Hulk in this collection.

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Face claims: Saegar Shaikh, Alysia Reiner, Mehwish Hayat, Murry Hammond, Lotte Verbeek, Lyndsy Fonseca, Mark Ruffalo, Matt Iintz, Currie Graham, Lizzy Caplan, Richard E. Grant, Enver Gjokaj, Kat Dennings, Alfred Molina, Rhys Coiro, Bridget Regan, Matt Braunger, Dave Bautista, James D'Arcy, Jamie Fox, Laura Donnelly, Martin Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, Zoe Saldana, Kate Dickie, Emilia Clarke, Christian Bale, Kingsley B'Adir, Willem Dafoe, Vin Diesel, Chad Michael Murray, Tatiana Maslany, Iman Vellani, Tom Hiddleston, Owen Wilson, Hayley Atwell, Tom holland, Sophia de Martino, Chris Hemsworth, Jon Favreau, Fawad Khan, Steve Coulter, Dominic Cooper, Wunmi Mosaku, Gael Garcia Bernal, Don Cheadle, Natalie Portman, Reggie Austin, Ken Marino, Liz Carr, Rish Shah, jonathan Majors, Nathan Fillion, Kevin Bacon, Jack Veal, Sean Gunn, India Rose Hemsworth, Patty Guggenheim, Renee Elise Goldsberry, Pom Klementieff, Cobie Smulders, Adria Ajoa, Charlie Cox, Marisa Tomei, Matt Smith, Zendaya, Jared Lto, Mark Link-Baker, David Pasquesi, Zenobia Shroff, Lupita Nyong'o, Tenoch Huerta, Karen Gillian, Jacob Batalon, Ginger Gonzaga, Ke H Quan, Danai Guirra, Anna Madeley, Chris Pratt, Clark Gregg, Angela Bassett, Aramis Knight, Dominique Thorne, Shea Whigham, Lesley Boone, Samina Ahmed, Laith Nakli, Andrew Garfield, Tobey Maguire, Benedict Cumberbatch.

[bb26hater]

The final cast of 21 reality stars and “celebrities” who flew out to Scotland and will be filming the traitors US season 2, Peacock will be releasing the cast officially later today

Row 1: Christopher "CT" Tamburello (The Real World & The Challenge), Larsa Pippen (The real Housewives of Miami), Peter Webber (The Bachelor), Janelle Marie Pierzina (Big Brother and The Amazing Race)

Row 2: Dan Gheesling (Big Brother), Phaedra Parks (The Real Housewives of Atlanta & Married to Medicine), Deonty Wilder (Boxer), Tamra Judge (The Real Housewives of Orange County)

Row 3: John "Johnny Bananas" Devenanzio (The Real World & The Challenge), Ekin su culculoglu (love island UK), Marcus Jordan ( Larsa’s boyfriend and Michael's Jordan son), Sandra Diaz Twine (Survivor)

Row 4: Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Dancing With the Stars), Parvati Shallow (Survivor), John Bercow (Former Member of Parliament of the United Kingdom), Trishelle Cannatella (The Real World & The Challenge)

Row 5: Kevin Kreider (Netflix Bling Empire), Sheree Whitfield (Real Housewives of Atlanta), Peppermint (RuPaul's Drag Race), Carsten "Bergie" Bergersen (Love Island USA), Mercedes “MJ” Javid (Shahs Of Sunset)

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Live-Action Batmen (66, Burtonverse, TDK Saga, Snyderverse and Reevesverse)

By Kevin Shah

[butterflyintochains]

Hockey Names That Go Hard

Just a fun little post of some hockey player names that I think are really cool or fascinating.

Kristopher Pierre Joseph Irwin Letang - Tanger, one question, why so many middle names?

Erik Sven Gunnar Karlsson - Go off, viking king!

Oliver Oscar Emanuel Ekman-Larsson

Rickard Lars Gunnar Roland Rakell

Cal Clutterbuck

Nino Niederreiter

Zemgus Girgensons

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen

Jack St.Ivany - romance movie character much?

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Leon Draisaitl

Mirolsav Satan (yeah, I know it was shah-tahn, but it's still cool)

Rick Rypien (rest in peace, Rypper)

Andreas Athanasiou

Justin Abdelkader (originating from Arabic! Abdul-Qadir)

Jeff Beukeboom

Kevin Shattenkirk

Juraj Slafkovsky

Arber Xhekaj

Darius Kasparaitis

Slater Koekkoek

Ilya Kovalchuk

Alexander Ovechkin

Evgeni Malkin

Jack Studnicka

Rod Brind'Amor

Zach Whitecloud

Elias Fredrik Pettersson - if EK is a viking king, Petey is a viking prince

Teddy Blueger

Magnus Hellberg - love ya, Chopper!

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Elvis Merzlikins

Igor Shesterkin

Mika Zibanejad

Carter Verhaeghe

Shayne Ghostisbehere

Sergei Gonchar

Zach-Aston Reese

Thatcher Douglas Demko

Garnet Hathaway

Gabriel Landeskog - awesome name for a gorgeous man.

Sidney Patrick Crosby - Irish af and I love it sm.

Patrice Bergeron

Brad Marchand

Daniel Hans Sedin and Henrik Lars Sedin - my beloved super twins!

Zdeno Chara - brief, blunt, and fucking massive.

Andrew Mangiapane

Mats Zuccarello

Teuvo Teravainen

Sergei Bobrovsky

Andrei Vasilevskiy

Rasmus Ristolainen

Dustin Byfuglien - no idea how you get buff-lin from that, but oh well.

Joel Eriksson-Ek

Jonathan Huberdeau - also sounds like a hockey booktok mc.

Kailer Yamamoto

Dakota Joshua - my beloved

Evgeny Kuznetsov

Vincent Desharnais- welcome to Vancouver, Vinny!!

Taro Tsujimoto - if you know, you know!

Henri Jokiharju

Kasperi Kapanen - cat boy extraordinaire!

Jarome Iginla - I know he has like, a million, middle names but I'm not typing all that out.

Nils Hoglander - or, pardon me: Nils - Big Hog - Hoglander!!!

Jonathan Quick - sounds like a superhero!

Rob Klinkhammer

Anze Kopitar

Jaromir Jagr - a badass name for an equally badass man.

Bill Quackenbush

Jordin Tootoo

Jonathan Cheechoo

Radek Bonk, and his son, Oliver Bonk

Jonathan Lekkerimaki - our baby swede!

Gino Odjik - rest in peace, big man!

Ulf Niklas Alexander Edler - miss you, Eagle!! Please come home to us, dad!

Bowie Horvat - Take care of him, Islanders.

If anyone has any others, chuck them in the replies or reblogs!

[lawlessfm]

mw fcs for snake den?

Hi,   beloved!     Some suggestions I can see fitting would be:     Kwak Dong-yeon,     Avan Jogia,    Lupita Nyong’o,     Laura Harrier,     David Castañeda,    Fukushi Sota,    Luke Grimes,     Giancarlo Esposito,   Benicio Del Toro,    Hiroshi Abe,   Charles Michael Davis,   Gil Birmingham,     Okamoto Tao,    John Cho,    Thandiwe Newton,    Angelica Ross,    Hyun Bin,     Nurgül Yeşilçay,    Danny Pino,    Elliot Page,    Jesse Williams,    Cate Blanchett,    Ian McShane,       Ana de la Reguera,    Shu Qi,     Joel Oulette,     Jamilla Strand,       Jung Jin-young,      Kevin Kane,     Michelle Buteau,      Andrew Koji,     Leo Suter,     Emilio Sakraya,    Jamie Chung,    Duckie Thot,     Pedro Pascal,    Boyd Holbrook,    Gabrielle Union,     Mia Goth,    Ayelet Zurer,      Charles Melton,      Maris Racal,    Maxine Medina,        Miguel Tanfelix,       Nadech Kugimiya,     Nadine Lustre,    Namtarn Pichukkana,     Paris Berelc,     Juliette Lewis,     Shah Rukh Khan,     Yutaka Takenouchi,     Takumi Saito,    Devon Aoki,    Danai Gurira,     Halle Berry,      Laurence Fishburne,    Ricky Whittle,    and Lily Gladstone!    I hope this helps,   angel!