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Gemstones Episode 2.8, Continued: Macaulay Culkin grows up, the Cycle Ninjas break out, and Jussie Smollett shows his stuff
Previous: Episode 2.8: Baby Billy sees a ghost, Judy becomes a mom, and Kelvin gets *** up. With nude dwarf athletes
Baby Billy's Baby Boy: Harmon the special-needs son who Baby Billy abandoned at Christmas 1993. has grown into a special-needs adult (Macaulay Culkin), But nevertheless he has achieved the heterosexual nuclear family trajectory of job, house, wife, and kids.Actually, his wife has the job (a lawyer, "an educated breadwinner") but close enough.
Suddenly the doorbell rings: it's a card with a photo of Harmon on Santa's lap the day his Daddy abandoned him. Then his Daddy!
Baby Billy wants to fix things between them, so he can move forward with his new son. So it's not about Harmon, it's about you? Harmon says just don't make the same mistake again, and "Can I hit you with a closed fist as hard as I can in the face?" That's rather precise, but Baby Billy agrees, and gets walloped.
Jesse Smollett and K-Fed: Back stage before Eli's "welcome back" service, the siblings are in makeup and practicing their enunciation. They agree to make Daddy proud by showing how much they love each other. Judy says that she loves "Jesse Smollett" and "K-Fed," whereupon Kelvin makes a strange feminine gesture.
K-Fed is Kevin Federline, an actor, musician, and dj, known for his brief marriage to Britney Spears.
Jesse Smollett is Jussie Smollett (top photo and left), an actor who came out as gay in 2015. On the Fox drama Empire (2014), he played a gay musician trying to gain the approval of father, a hiphop mogul. Sounds more like Kelvin.
At least Jussie's character managed to kiss a dude. Kelvin won't get around to that for another umpteen episodes.
Back to the siblings: They're going to take a photo with the Millins, an impoverished family that the church is gifting $50,000. Judy wonders why they are bothering with such a small amount, "barely any money at all." It doesn't seem worthwhile. "Poor people love money," Kelvin explains.
Geez, just when you think these people have redeemed themselves...are they so lacking in empathy, or are they so out of touch that they don't realize that $50,000 is almost a full year's household income in South Carolina?
Wait -- where is Eli?
Eli and Junior reconcile: Eli skipped his welcome-back service to make a surprise visit to Junior's wrestling studio in Memphis. He couldn't have waited until after church?
Suspicious of his motives (naturally, after the run-in with Jesse), Junior comes armed with his own God Squad of four musclemen. But Eli has had enough: he doesn't want to fight.
"But you ignored and disrespected me," Junior says, forgetting for a moment that Eli also broke his heart, "And sent your asshole son to threaten me with violence, to rape me. What's up with that?"
Eli denies that he sent Jesse, and comes clean about his father murdering Junior's father. Junior is ok with it: "He was asshole, anyway."
They stand so close together that one expects them to kiss. But then Junior drops one last bombshell: he didn't send the Cycle Ninjas. Someone else is trying to kill Eli. But who?
Cut to the police station. Sheriff Brenda is on the toilet, when she hears an explosion. The lights go out, and the fire alarm goes on. Out in the hallway, cops are lying dead. The Cycle Ninjas have escaped! The end.
One episode left, and a lot of questions to answer.
The full version of this review is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
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Kevin Federline is asking for up to 'three times more' child support from Britney Spears - Lawyer
Kevin Federline is asking for up to ‘three times more’ child support from Britney Spears – Lawyer
Britney Spears ex Kevin Federline is asking for more child support for their two children, asserting he makes under 1 percent of what Spears does in court records documented on Tuesday and first got by The Blast.
The father of six — who shares children SeanPreston, 12, and JaydenJames, 11, with the pop star — claims he is as of now gaining $3,000 a month and gets $20,000 ($10,000 per child)…
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WORDS OF SHAKESPEARE: ALBUMS OF SUCKAGE: Limp Bizkit-Results May Vary
The year was 2001, Nu Metal was riding high with bands such as Alien Ant Farm with their cover of Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal,” Linkin Park had a dynamic debut with Hybrid Theory and of course Jacksonville’s Red capped dynamos Limp Bizkit were still breathing in the success of their third album suggestively titled “Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavoured Water” with tracks such as “My Generation,” “Boiler” and of course “Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle)” famously used as the entrance theme of legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker in the WWE (then known as WWF) during 2001 when he had the guise of the “American Badass” biker gimmick, but however with Limp Bizkit still embroiled with the controversy over the crushing and death of 15 year old Jessica Michalik during their infamous set at the 2001 Big Day Out Festival in Sydney and the Announcement of guitarist and heart and soul of the group, Wes Borland parting ways with the band to focus on side projects and his other band “Big Dumb Face,” left Fred Durst to pick up the pieces to record their fourth album.
As the band went through six guitarists during recording of the album (including Fred Durst and Bassist Sam Rivers) They went on a nationwide search for a new guitarist with the “Put Your Guitar Where Your Mouth Is” competition, Limp Bizkit then settled with former Snot guitarist Mike Smith and recorded a number of songs for the album which went through name changes with “Bipolar,” “Panty Sniffer,” “Less is More,” “The Search for Teddy Swoes,” before ultimately going with the generic and subtle “Results May Vary.”
Most of the songs recorded with Smith were cut due to executive meddling by Durst and it showed resulting in a depressing puerile mishmash of heavy and bleak tracks.
This album received a massive tonne of negative reception when it was released in September of 2003 after numerous delays, being ranked in at number 3 as the lowest scored album behind “Playing with Fire” by Kevin Federline. It was even being touted by some people as the album that “killed Nu Metal” which is a genre I loathe entirely as it was in a deep decline during that year.
Let’s go in the deep hole of RMV to hear why this album goes into the mantle of an “Album of SUCKAGE.”
RE-ENTRY
The intro track consists of a circus barker yelling to a kid (voiced by Fred Durst) for sixty seconds explaining about Limp Bizkit as “the most ferociously soothing ways of sonic communication to ever be created”
Okay, so I guess they were trying to copy the “Insane Clown Posse” here?
Then it bursts in a generic rock riff with Fred Durst telling people that all around the world knows him, slowing down and fading out with a drum beat... that’s it.
I mean, I was expecting the guitar riff to build up to something exciting instead of this. I know it’s only an intro, but I do know that it’ll go down hill from here on followed by the first single of this album known as...
EAT YOU ALIVE
This song running for four minutes is outright disturbing, the lyrics, the main chorus even the music video featuring Fred Durst kidnapping Thora Birch in a forest, spraying her with gasoline and screaming into a megaphone to her whilst the band plays! The lyrics consists of Durst singing about wanting a girl to look at him and having a strong desire to “sniff her panties?” *VOMITS!* If you ever said those lyrics to a girl that you love in real life, she would immediately break up with you and be warranted a restraining order. The drums and bass sound generic and the guitar work tries to build this up as some sort of a fight song which immediately fails to do so...this was also the first single of this album. THIS WAS THE FIRST SINGLE OF THIS ALBUM...I am not making this up, why on earth would Limp Bizkit release this as the first single of this album, not to mention getting a disturbing music video?
Ugh...
GIMME the Mic
This track is just another generic Nu Metal sounding track, the guitars sound very pungent in aggression but the rest of the instruments deliver nothing. The main hook is heavily sampled from Eric B and Rakin’s Microphone Fiend, later covered by Rage Against The Machine (which I kind of dislike due to their political beliefs) On their posthumous “Renegades” covers album as Limp Bizkit are downright infamous for sampling hooks such as the main chorus of Nine Inch Nails’
“Closer” for their expletive laden song titled “Hot Dog” on “Chocolate Starfish”. Add in Durst’s trademark whiny anger, pathetic song writing and rapping and you have a stinky sounding Nu Metal song that can be made on a “Nu Metal Band Maker” software. Aggressive generic riffs, whiny angry lyrics, fake b-grade angst: profit!
No wonder why that this album and the cover song that I’ll get to later on is one of the factors that killed mainstream Nu Metal in 2003! Next!
UNDERNEATH THE GUN
This song is the first in the number of songs that Fred shows his singing ability and it just sounds absolutely bland and Monotonous. The instruments such as Sam Rivers on the drums and the chords on the guitar have very good delivery and build up in the bridge, but it just sounds absolutely hindered with Fred trying to stay awake singing a song about “suicide and the struggle you have when ending your life becomes an option” with such a dull melody and it goes on for almost six minutes...I mean why did many red Yankees cap wearing Limp Bizkit fans fall for buying this album? The sad sad fact that it sold more copies than any Motörhead albums baffles me extremely. Our god Lemmy must be turning in his grave...
DOWN ANOTHER DAY
Jesus tap dancing Christ, we go from Fred’s whiny anger fuelled tirades to another mellow monotone delivery about our hero singing about missing his summer love (presumably Britney Spears during his somewhat extremely messy affair during the recording of “In the Zone”) and having to deal with the next winter. The lyrics in the main chorus and bridge are repetitive as hell and the instruments are just nearly nonexistent with little or no effort, not to mention that this song is also plagued with very pathetic songwriting...just garbage time indeed...
ALMOST OVER
Yet another extremely repetitive track, explaining Durst’s life from growing up learning how to rap, taking a lot of crap, and being treated as a clown as a little boy to learning how to lose and getting treated as a clown as an older man. Fred rhymes the end of the verses with the words “Little Boy,” and “Older Man” 16 times and the word “Baby” 19 times, totalling up to 51 times!
Another song wrecked by abysmal songwriting from the red capped turd himself, The instruments are getting worse with every track sounding more and more generic with little or no build up, which is sad because Sam Rivers, John Otto and Mike Smith are such good musicians but are being hindered heavily due to Durst’s whiny vocals...the next track should be good, can it?
BUILD A BRIDGE
Ehhh...okay, this song has a bog standard melody and instruments with such a strong build up in the bridge but it’s passable at least, this song features Brian “Head” Welch from KoRn who is a very talented guitarist and perhaps one of the only Nu Metal bands I can tolerate listening to, but his ability is kind of wasted here due to Durst’s sub par ability to sing, not to mention these are one of the songs rumoured to be impulsively directed to Britney Spears. Imagine being one of the guitarists of one of the bands that invented the “Nu Metal” genre only to record a song about being involved with one the most popular pop singers of the time of release?
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” - Chris Croker, 2007
RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT (Featuring Snoop Dogg)
Another Rap/Hip Hop duet with one of the biggest rap/ hip hop legends, and still it’s repetitive as hell despite the funky beat from DJ Lethal as well as Snoop Dogg calling Fred Durst his “nephew” with the lyric “Snoop dogg is in the place to see, do it with my nephew Freddy d.”
You have no relation with this pile of gutter trash whatsoever!!!
This song is attempting to repeat the success with “N 2 Gether Now” featuring Method Man four years earlier in “Significant Other” but it fails massively with Fred’s lyrics in the first and third verses ending with “Baby” 25 times with the same word repeated 10 times in the main chorus totalling up to 35 times. I would be ashamed to have been Snoop to record a duet with who used to be one of the biggest people in music during Limp Bizkit’s popularity from 1999-2001 not to mention rapping a duet to call him his “nephew!”
The bonus track “Take It Home” which heavily samples the song “Milk and Honey” by Bonnie Dobson is another sub par effort having Fred repeat the lyric “Crying Myself To Sleep” whilst DJ Lethal jams....NEXT!
THE ONLY ONE
Mike Smith is trying to do an acceptable riff or two which I praise for but the effort is just completely wasted, this song is just another whinge-fest with lyrics about using terms of having sex and making out such as “first base” (again presumably directed to Britney) but it just sounds absolutely whiny and generic with Fred singing with heavily instrumentation behind him as he repeatedly screaming the word “NOTHING!” Towards the end and it just ends after that.
Such a putrid mess...
Oh and the lyric “It’s No Big Deal?”
It is a big deal when you’re trying to record a follow up to your previous multi platinum when your most talented member leaves and you have to pick up the pieces with six guitarists, two being yourself and Sam Rivers.
LET ME DOWN
“Let Me Down” has a lot of effort but has simple and dull instrumentation and Durst sounds a lot better than the previous tracks, but however the lyrics are very iffy such as “Heartbreak is a Headache, like a toothquake or an earthquake” “Spontaneous Combustion leaves a taste that’s so disgustin’” and “Rumours are Tumours?” Whilst this song is somewhat passable it’s still coming from a 33 year old at the time whining about life and struggles.
LONELY WORLD
Another song about Fred Durst, whining about his past life such as hating high school with bullies trying to put him down as well as making out with his gothic girlfriend out in the creek whilst his mother was asleep along with gross lyrics such as “Just a little skater boy they could pick on
I learned to forgive 'em
Now I got the balls they can lick on”
Jesus Christ Fred! You were 33 years old at the time of release! Just do us a favour and grow up at least. The main chorus and bridge is still very tedious repeating the main title of the song in a total of 37 times. Un-fucken-believable!
PHENOMENON
After what would’ve been an extremely energetic guitar intro from Mike Smith, The band just slams on the breaks with our hero Fred introducing himself as “the incredible, subliminal, the INFREDIBLE D.”
Here we go again with copy, pasting and editing lyrics of other music groups songs and claiming them your own (the song being Bring the Noize with Anthrax featuring Public Enemy).
The main chorus has a lot of effort but the verses, consisting of Fred Durst’s cruisy rapping,
Not to mention the section after the bridge references “Pollution” from their debut album from 1997 “Three Dollar Bill Y’all” which contains the lyric “Gonna Bring that beat back” which is perhaps the only good album from the band themselves (apart from that Faith cover).
“Phenomenon” is just a ratty mishmash of heavy instrumentation in the main chorus and laidback rapping from Fred in the verses.
CREAMER (RADIO IS DEAD)
Another song with Fred Durst taking an aim against the haters proclaiming “Take a look at me now I’m Mr Worldwide and you’re nothing!” But it contains such sucky lyrics and rhymes such as “Mr Halitosis-of the Breath” and verses and the main chorus such as “Hateraid”, and “rolling dice and getting laid” respectively. Fred also believes that “Radio is Dead. Why’s that? Because many radio stations worldwide won’t play your shoddy music anymore? (Unlike Triple M that continues the play that song in two tracks time) plus what’s with the title “Creamer?” A Frank reference to ejaculation? A quick fact, A massive portion of the song was recycled from Limp Bizkit’s unfinished cover of Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Relax” which was intended to be in the Ben Stiller movie “Zoolander” hence the title being in the second verse” and Fred Durst’s “blink and you’ll miss it” cameo in the aforementioned movie. Ben Stiller is his “favourite motherfucker” after all.
HEAD FOR THE BARRICADE
An energetic, aggressive fight song against bullying which blatantly references the 1999 Columbine High School shooting in the intro, not paying respect to the victims? How fucking low is that? This song also heavily borrows the refrain “Stick Em, Ha Ha Ha Stick Em!” From The Fat Boys song titled “Human Beatbox” for the main chorus which most of the album and previous albums before it samples lyrics from other songs. Another lyric that catches my ear is “The World can make you sick to your stomach so I put on my headphones and listen to the “Deftones.”
Yeah, I’d rather listen to a huge dose of Deftones after listening to this pile of puke.
I praise the guitar work and build up from Mike Smith which shows his full potential in this song as his talent was heavily wasted in this album, but I still criticise this song for deliberately referencing the shooting tragedy at Columbine High School with no respect to the victims families. You’ve just damaged your reputation with this song in this album Fred, oh wait...it’ll be damaged even further with the next track....
Now we’re getting to the “shitty gritty” of this album...one of the...most disrespectful covers...that still gets played on Triple M seventeen years after it’s original release...and what cemented its place as the cover song that signalled the death of mainstream Nu Metal...
*WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE USED HEAVILY*
BEHIND BLUE EYES (THE WHO COVER)
*VIOLENTLY VOMITS INTENSELY*
WHERE DO I FUCKING BEGIN WITH THIS PILE OF MONKEY SHIT?
This cover of a classic rock ballad from The Who, one of my favourite rock bands of all time from my favourite albums “Who’s Next” is just indescribably DISRESPECTFUL, PUTRID AND WEAK AS PISS!!! Complete from the non existent sampled guitar work, Fred Durst’s inability to sing with his monotonous delivery of vocals and the dreary sound effects in the main chorus sounding like when you turn on a Sony PlayStation 2.
There is absolutely NO EMOTION in this cover at all! In the original version from The Who, Roger Daltrey sings this song with heavy emotion plus he sounds very angry in the bridge section. And where is the bridge section in this cover exactly? Oh...it’s replaced with a Speak N Spell, A FUCKING SPEAK N SPELL saying “Discover” and spelling “L.I.M.P” part of their terrible band name that’s named after a disgusting sex game in Britain, not to mention, Fred’s statement that he’s not telling lies is another stealthy direction to Britney Spears FOR FUCKS SAKE! I thought that I was hearing a demo version of song containing the section with the Speak N Spell during the instrumental break and Fred whining about “being sorry and not telling lies” would be a placeholder recorded before Mike Smith joined hoping that they would record a much more aggressive, rap heavy version of the bridge from the original but nope! They apparently released this absolute joke of a cover as it is! Was it really such an absolutely bright idea to bastardise such a classic “The Who” song from one of my favourite albums of all time? At least Faith No More knew what they were doing when they recorded their cover of Lionel Richie and The Commodores’ “Easy” on the rerelease of “Angel Dust.” Surely a verse was absent in that cover, but at least it was slightly faithful to the original version. (Still makes me sick that Limp Bizkit opened up for FNM during their American leg of the “Album of the Year” tour in September and October of 1997.) Did you know that song also got an awful music video to promote the 2003 movie Gothika (which this song appeared in) where Fred Durst tongue wrestles Halle Berry in a Psychiatric Ward?
The fact that this was the second single from this neanderthalic mess of an album, charting in at number 4 on the Aria Charts in 2003/04 not to mention being overplayed on mainstream radio stations such as Triple M to prove that Limp Bizkit had a soft side makes me undesirably sad to this very day...
Truely such a horrible cover song in rock, and don’t get me started on that cover of George Michael’s “Faith” that is the same level of absurdity of this song.
The song features another bonus track titled “All That Easy” featuring another monotonous delivery of lyrics with a simple beat from DJ Lethal...it just sounds like a song from a dollar shop Massive Attack...
DROWN
The final track on this album is yet another sad, mellow, monotonous melody from Fred complete with the repetitive chords from his guitar (one of the few songs to feature Fred playing guitar prior to Mike Smith joining the band). There’s nothing to describe about the half asleep sounding lyrics but it’s just absolutely sluggish at best and just another garbage time track to end this massive garbage fire of an album.
FINAL VERDICT ON WHY THIS TAKES THE TITLE OF THE ALBUM OF SUCKAGE
“Results May Vary” is nothing but an album filled with monotonous, lyrically repetitive songs, mostly directed to Britney Spears for being left out of writing for “In the Zone” as well as stated by on and off again guitarist Wes Borland as “Fred Durst’s solo project.” A massive chunk of songs were cut from this album such as “Crack Addict” which was performed live at WWE Wrestlemania 19 in Seattle earlier that year in 2003, “Just Drop Dead,” another bloody song directed to Britney Spears which appeared as a B-Side of “Behind Blue Eyes, “Why”, Lean on Me,” and their double cover of “Home Sweet Home and Bittersweet Symphony” originally performed by Motley Crüe and The Verve respectively, the latter three songs being put on the “Greatest Hitz” compilation two years later. Other songs that were cut from RMV, were titled “Press Your Luck,” “Poison Ivy,” “Cowgirls from Hell,” “Shot,” “Armpit,” “When it Rains,” “Let it Go,” the subtlety titled “Masterbation,” “Lean On Me” and others. However these songs wouldn’t have saved this album from being such a colossal disaster and a huge reliance of being a schadenfreude to various haters of the Nu Metal genre like me!
“Results May Vary” is Limp Bizkit’s equivalent to Metallica’s St Anger which was released the same year three months earlier. St Anger got a massive tonne of negativity when it was originally released but later got a huge amount of love and respect over the years. RMV will never have that type of respect as it simply nuked the careers of Limp Bizkit following its release. Limp Bizkit later released its EP titled “The Unquestionable Truth” with Wes Borland returning two years later and it’s comeback album “Gold Cobra,” with “The Stampede of the Disco Elephants” forever burning in Development Hell but the unsalvageable damage had already been done by then, and that’s why I give it the mantle as
THE ALBUM OF SUCKAGE!
Happy Trails...
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Globe, August 17
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Fox News sex scandal explodes
Page 2: Up Front & Personal -- pregnant Bindi Irwin, Aubrey Plaza washes her car, Ray Liotta works out in Venice Beach
Page 3: Sweaty Zachary Quinto, Piers Morgan in St. Tropez, Jennifer Garner snaps a shot of son Samuel Affleck who is neck-deep in sand as big sis Seraphina looks on
Page 4: Fed-up Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton -- our side of the story -- Will and Kate are not the bad guys in the royal war with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and they’re finally firing back
Page 5: Prince Harry is being outwitted by his bossy bride Meghan Markle claims a British socialite who says the redheaded royal is much less intelligent than Meghan
Page 6: Bisexual Brandi Glanville claims a sexy encounter with former reality show co-star Denise Richards left her feeling disgusted
Page 7: Lisa Marie Presley and Priscilla Presley make peace -- they’re helping each other heal after Benjamin Keough’s devastating suicide
Page 8: Cautious Kim Kardashian kept a diary dossier on husband Kanye West and she’ll use the ledger to take Kanye to the cleaners
Page 9: Britney Spears is getting welcome support from ex-husband Kevin Federline who says he doesn’t think she’s too nutty to be around their kids
Page 10: Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is in hot water -- her media company bosses have launched an investigation into charges her show’s staff was abused and bullied
Page 11: Pentagon studying crashed UFOs -- new government report blows lid off cover-up that began in Roswell
Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Dolph Lundgren eating lunch in Beverly Hills (picture), Gwyneth Paltrow has spilled how Rob Lowe’s makeup artist wife Sheryl Berkoff schooled her on oral sex tricks when she was a teenager, Brooklyn Decker needs to use incontinence undies since birthing her two kids Hank and Stevie, Billy Eichner is playing legendary funnyman Paul Lynde in a bioflick of the barely closeted entertainer’s life, Lisa Rinna’s 19-year-old daughter Amelia Gray Hamlin has publicly accused her mom of forcing her to appear on RHOBH
Page 13: Amber Rose (picture), Gavin Rossdale plays tennis (picture), Tori Spelling on the set of Celebrity Show-Off (picture)
Page 14: RHOA star Phaedra Parks who is a funeral director boasts business has never been better, Blake Lively still gets pretty frisky over Ryan Reynolds her husband of nearly eight years, Fashion Verdict -- Chrishell Stause 7/10, Saoirse Ronan 2/10, Adriana Lima 9/10, Carol Alt 1/10, Judith Light 8/10
Page 16: Regis Philbin went to his grave deeply troubled over the many years he and longtime co-host Kelly Ripa barely spoke
Page 17: The death of Gone with the Wind star Olivia de Havilland hammered the final nail into the longest and most bitter feud in Hollywood history between her and her sister Joan Fontaine, actor John Saxon took a series of bitter regrets to his grave including never having made it as a leading man and losing a real-life fight with martial arts superstar Bruce Lee
Page 19: 10 things you don’t know about Tom Ellis, Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba wept when she learned show hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews had been axed, after dropping her new album Taylor Swift sent a special gift to a huge fan -- the late Kobe Bryant’s daughter Natalia
Page 20: True Crime
Page 23: Rod Stewart has revealed the secret behind writing his hit tunes -- boatloads of booze, creepy socialite Ghislaine Maxwell who was sex monster Jeffrey Epstein’s mistress and accused recruiter of underage girls secretly stashed away $20 million in 15 bank accounts and could lose it all if convicted of sex trafficking
Page 24: Cover Story -- Fox News in crisis -- top stars rocked by new sex scandal after Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly gave network a black eye
Page 26: Health Report -- thick thighs save lives
Page 38: Real Life
Page 40: Plastic surgery junkie Wendy Williams is getting a top-to-toe tune-up for her TV return
Page 45: Meyer Lansky’s lover squeals -- evil mobster behind 1000 murders was really a gentle soul
Page 47: Hollywood Flashback -- The Oscar-winning pairing of Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman in the 1942 classic Casablanca almost didn’t happen because Ingrid was taller than Humphrey, Bizarre But True
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Kevin Federline Net Worth 2022: How Much Assistance He Receives From Britney After Their Divorce
Kevin Federline, an American singer, and dancer has a $1.5 million net worth. Federline is most known for his two-year marriage to Britney Spears and the highly publicised child custody battle. In 2006, he published his debut album, "Playing with Fire," as a result of the success of the custody struggle. Analyze Federline's ascent to popularity and his means of acquiring fortune. Since his divorce from Britney Spears, people have pondered Kevin Federline's net worth and the amount of alimony and child support he has received from his ex-wife. In 2004, K-Fed and Britney met at a bar in Hollywood and began dating immediately. "I met her at Joseph's, a club in Hollywood. We locked eyes, and that was that. In 2008, K-Fed said to People, "We hit it off right immediately." "I was infatuated with her. Everything seemed so perfect. It seemed neither too quick nor too sluggish to me." Three months after they began dating, K-Fed and Britney wed in a surprise ceremony in Studio City, California, in September 2004. Name Kevin Federline Net worth in 2021 $1.5 Million Age 43 Country of Origin: USA Source of Wealth: Professional Rapper Early Years Kevin Earl Federline was born in Fresno, California, on the 21st of March, 1978. Mike was a mechanic, and his mother, Julie, had previously worked as a bank teller. As a result of his parents' divorce, Kevin and Chris Federline's brother relocated to Carson City, Nevada, with Julie when Kevin was eight years old. Kevin and Chris moved in after three years living with their father in Fresno. Federline began performing for Dance Empowerment while still in his freshman year of college, and he finally dropped out of school and received his GED. Kevin later danced as a backup dancer for artists such as Justin Timberlake, the ex-boyfriend of his future wife, Pink, Destiny's Child, Michael Jackson, and Destiny's Child. Personal Life Shar Jackson and Kevin had a romantic relationship in the early 2000s. Kaleb and Kori, their children, were born on July 20, 2004, and July 31, 2002, respectively. Kevin began seeing Britney Spears following their breakup before to the birth of Kaleb. After three months of dating, they became engaged in July 2004 and were married on September 18 of the same year. Federline and Spears were not formally married until October 6 due to a delay in finishing their prenuptial agreement. Kevin and Britney had two kids prior to their divorce in July 2007: Sean, born on September 14, 2005, and Jayden, born on September 12, 2006. Although they first agreed to share custody of their boys 50/50, Kevin then requested joint custody 70/30, and Britney lost physical custody in October 2007. Britney Spears was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on January 3, 2008, following a custody dispute involving her children. Due to the fact that Spears looked to be "under the effect of an unknown drug," she was sent there. Legally and physically, Federline was awarded sole custody of Sean and Jayden following the event. Britney had visitation rights, and court filings filed in July 2008 granted her additional time with the children while forcing her to pay Kevin $20,000 in child support each month. Later, the ex-couple reverted to a 50-50 parenting time split; however, in August 2019, they officially changed the custody agreement in Federline's favour, resulting in a 70-30 split. Jordan (15 August 2011) and Peyton, their children from their marriage to Victoria Prince, whom Kevin subsequently wed on 10 August 2013, were born (born April 4, 2014). Due to Federline's unpaid taxes of $57,615.39, the IRS imposed a federal tax lien against him in 2013. Net Worth: $1.5 Million Date of Birth: Mar 21, 1978 (43 years old) Gender: Male Height: 5 ft 11 in (1.82 m) Profession: Actor, Rapper, Singer, Dancer, Fashion Model Nationality: United States of America What is Kevin Federline’s job? K-Fed was a backup dancer for musicians such as Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Pink, and LFO before he met Britney. He dropped out of high school in ninth year and began dancing with the NGO Dance Empowerment. After marrying Britney in 2004, K-Fed sought a career in acting. He appeared in the 2004 film You Got Served as well as a 2006 episode of CSI. At the time, he also appeared on other television programmes, including NBC's 1 vs. 100 and Las Vegas. While married to Britney, K-Fed pursued a career as a DJ and a rapper. After his and Britney's nuptials, he released the singles "Y'all Ain't Ready" and "PopoZo." The reviewers blasted the singles. K-Fed unveiled his upcoming track "Lose Control" during the Teen Choice Awards in 2006. In 2006, he published his debut album, Playing With Fire. Critics also blasted the album. After his divorce from Britney, K-Fed posed for companies such as Blue Marlin, appeared on WWE, and performed in a 2007 Super Bowl ad for Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company. He also appeared as a guest star in various episodes of One Tree Hill and reality television programmes such as Celebrity Fit Club and Celebrity Baggage. Assets Federline resided in a Malibu house when dating Britney Spears, but he quickly broke up with her and moved into a California property with five bedrooms after breaking up with her. Britney Spears gives him a substantial sum of money since they share custody of their children. The Net Worth of Kevin Federline According to several sources, With the settlement he received from Britney, as well as money from his music and acting career, K-net Fed's worth is $1.5 million. Probably Federline's most well-known role is that of ex-husband to Britney Spears. In 2005, the UPN reality series "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic" was developed and starred the couple. In 2006, in addition to his studio album "Playing with Fire," Kevin released the singles "PopoZo," "Lose Control," and "Privilege." Federline has appeared in films such as "You Got Served" (2004), "The Onion Movie" (2008), and "American Pie Presents The Book of Love," and on television shows such as "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2006), "CSI: One Tree Hill" (2008), "The Drew Carey Show" (2001), "Will & Grace" (2002, and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2009). Kevin Federline Net Worth 2022 $1.5 Million Kevin Federline Net Worth 2021 $1.2 Million Kevin Federline Net Worth 2020 $1 Million How much is Kevin Federline’s spousal and child support from Britney Spears? In July of 2007, K-Fed and Britney completed their divorce. According to TMZ, K-Fed earned $1.3 million and a child support agreement as part of his settlement with Britney. According to TMZ, the pair signed a prenuptial agreement prior to their divorce, and Britney paid K-$250,000 Fed's attorney bills. K-Fed receives $20,000 a month in child support for his and Britney's two boys, according to the website. In 2018, K-Fed requested an increase in child support, which Britney's guardian, her father Jamie Spears, opposed. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) What is Kevin Federline doing now? Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were wed for two years prior to their divorce. After three months of dating, they announced their engagement in July 2004 and wed in September 2004 in Studio City, California. Do Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have children together? Britney has two children, 15-year-old Sean Federline and 14-year-old Jayden Federline. In 2005, Britney's first son Sean was born. In September 2006, Jayden Federline, the couple's second child, was born. The celebrity lost custody of the two sons in 2007 following a breakdown in which she shaved her head and attacked a photographer's car with an umbrella. Modeling and WWE appearances Then, he became a model for the brand Five Star Vintage, which was based on the San Francisco firm Blue Marlin. The collection for which he posed was a best-seller at Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Kitson. To promote his record, he also appeared on WWE, particularly on WWE Raw and WWE Champion, where he engaged in many violent altercations with John Cena. The WWE crew chose to offer him a regular spot on the show 'Raw' since he was well-known backstage and collaborated closely with the corporation to promote. Even other wrestlers discussed Federline's kind disposition backstage. Television Shows Federline also featured in many advertisements during Super Bowl XLI in 2007, including one for Nationwide Mutual Insurance. It was part of the series titled "Life Comes At You Fast." Additionally, he appeared in numerous episodes of the CW series 'One Tree Hill' and the seventh season of 'Celebrity Fit Club' as a guest star. He has been in 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,' 'You Got Served,' and 'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love' in 2009. He appeared on the 2011 episode of 'Excess Baggage' and was hospitalised due to 'heat stress' as a result of filming in the Kimberley area of Western Australia at the warmest times of the year. In addition, he experienced terrible chest symptoms while filming the episode. Reportedly, Federline operates as a DJ at Harrah's Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Since his last attempt, he has made many attempts to break into the but has always failed to impress. Summary Kevin Federline is an American singer and dancer. Federline's net worth estimated to be $1.5 million by some estimates. He was awarded sole custody of their children after Britney was taken to the hospital in January 2008 during a custody dispute. Federline's unpaid taxes of $57,615.39 were levied against him by the IRS in 2013. After his divorce from Britney Spears, K-Fed posed for companies such as Blue Marlin. In 2006, in addition to his studio album "Playing with Fire," Kevin released the singles "PopoZo," "Lose Control," and "Privilege". Federline has appeared in films such as "You Got Served" (2004) and "American Pie Presents The Book of Love". In 2005, Federline became a model for the brand Five Star Vintage, which was based on the San Francisco firm Blue Marlin. Also featured in many advertisements during Super Bowl XLI in 2007, including one for Nationwide Mutual Insurance. Appeared in numerous episodes of the CW series 'One Tree Hill' and 'Celebrity Fit Club'. Read the full article
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It’s Britney, Bitch
For my 35th birthday, my boyfriend made a lifelong dream of mine come true - he took me to see Britney Spears in concert. This past week when Ms Spears stepped on stage I burst into tears, overwhelmed with emotion. There she was, in all her glory, just ten feet away from me. It was almost too hard to believe.
Before you start judging me and my taste in music, allow me to explain. When I was entering high school as an awkward 14 year-old, the Princess of Pop was making her debut to the world. She represented everything I wanted to be - beautiful, super cool, and adored by cute boys. I’ve been hooked on the Britney Bandwagon ever since. Us true Britney fans stayed loyal in our admiration through the painful times - the Vegas wedding, the erratic baby-in-lap driving incident, Kevin Federline, and yes, even shaved-head-2008-meltdown-Brit. It’s been a heartbreaking ride to witness.
When Britney finally fully lost her damn mind and attacked a paparazzo with an umbrella looking like a deranged skinhead, that could have been it for her. She could have become just another name added to the endless list of Hollywood’s “once-was.” The last image anyone ever remembered of her could have been as that hairless freak-show. But that’s not what happened. My girl got the help she needed, started taking care of herself and quietly got her shit together. Fast forward five years and Ms Brit landed herself a 4-year show deal in Las Vegas, and, 248 shows and $147 million later, Britney was back. As I stood in front of Britney during her latest world tour, tears streaming down my face, I witnessed firsthand the complete resurrection of my high school hero.
Now, as much as I love Britney, I will not argue that she was, at one time, a complete mess. She failed. Miserably. She fell apart in front of the entire world. And, minus a few of us diehard fans, no one ever expected her to rise from rock bottom. To make matters worse, most of the world even enjoyed the free entertainment of her public downfall. Brit could have quit, or sued her parents, or blamed the childhood Mickey Mouse Club fame for her craptastic life. But instead, she made a choice. She decided that, despite the odds, she would overcome the failure and be on top again. Fortunately, the only thing Americans love more than a celebrity’s public downfall is a good comeback story, so we welcomed her back with open arms. Everyone in the concert hall standing with me that night had seen and still remembered batshit-crazy-Britney, but no one cared. We paid our money, we sang along, and we applauded her triumphant return.
I know this sounds like my application essay for the Britney Spears fan club, but I swear there is a life coach lesson here. All of us have “epic fails” during the course of our lives. If you got fired from your job, or your marriage fell apart, or you failed out of school, or you relapsed on your addiction, or you gained all of your weight back, just know that failure happens to all of us, and it’s ok. The good news is that as long as you are still breathing, you can still start over. It’s never too late to get your shit together and triumph again. Like everything else I preach, it’s simply a choice. You can decide that your failure defines your life, or you can decide that your failure is simply an opportunity to learn and move on. I’m not saying it’s gonna be a piece of cake. I’m not saying that people will blindly support you at first. I’m not saying that it wouldn’t be easier to just wallow in your self-defeat. It all comes down to how you want the story of your life to play out. In Hollywood terms, are you an Amanda Bynes, or are you a Britney Spears?
Need some help overcoming your ‘failure?’ Don’t be CRAZY and allow that TOXIC thinking to prevent you from getting STRONGER. I’ll say it BABY ONE MORE TIME, call a life coach! As a life coach, it is MY PREROGATIVE to help you be your best self. No matter what’s going on, you can just say OOPS I DID IT AGAIN, and work on becoming the amazing person we know you are! (see what I did there?)
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How To Handle Every Tattoos Challenge With Ease Using These Tips
The success of shows like LA Ink, Miami Ink, and West Side Tattoo shows precisely how popular the mainstream tattoo market is really. What started with one, surprisingly successful reality show is finished up spinning off into more shows, coupled with drama, and just half about the tattoos. What is still evident during these programs, all drama aside, is always that people want tattoos that mean something for them, and go more deeply than the surface level with the skin.
Star-Studded Ink
Kat Von D could possibly not be famous or even for her body art. Even as her guest appearance changed into her own show, the art would only play a small part inside scheme of things. This is how it is apparently in Hollywood. Other stars are already demonized and idolized for his or her ink, including Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Eminem, 50 Cent, Pamela Anderson and hundreds more. Simply watch a basketball game inside the NBA and you'll see full sleeves and massive tattoos spread everywhere in the bodies in the players. One has to it the status of experiencing a tattoo that produces a person get one, or possibly it the tattoo that offers the individual added notoriety?
Compelling Urges
Exhibitionism is nothing new towards the social elite in the world. Many of them were out being famous from your get go. Adding a tattoo with their repertoire may are actually a different way to rise to the top or set them apart through the others within their field. Some people though, don't require body art being seen. Take Justin Timberlake as an example. He was massively famous before he started collecting his tats. Lenny Kravitz is another singer that added body art to his already successful music career. David Beckham wasn't capable of score more goals due to his extensive ink, he did that naturally. Tattoo designs can also accentuate an actor or performer, and enhance their look. Take a look at The Rock. His bulging muscles and charisma took him from sports to stage wrestling and into acting, as well as the tattoo designs he chose made his muscles jump right out and grab you.
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There are, of course, those infamous tattoo ideas that can are actually and really should happen to be forgotten. Most notably was the tribal facial fu**up by Mike Tyson. He would have been a badass before but seemed like a dumbass afterward. Even his sweet, good guy image he is portraying now can't hide the ridiculous selection of tattoo pattern he chose. Chef's selection of a butt tattoo merely painted on a withering canvass. Britney's tattoo choices certainly would not help her retain her sanity during her meltdown. Same goes to be with her ex-hubby. Kevin Federline, try because he may, couldn't use his tattoos to enhance his singing career or help him dance any better. Some times it simply doesn't be the better choice to waste good ink.
Stay True to Your Self
It is simple to adhere to the crowds and wish to emulate those people that we have seen as successful. It doesn't mean that individuals ought to believe in everything they are doing and blindly act impulsively inside same way they've. Tattoos are awesome, which enable it to really bring joy into your life. The experience of picking a design, the excitement of arriving for your appointment, the chill felt once the buzzzzzing machine starts to fire up inside the hands of your artist, this to get exactly what you asked for, and also the burning pleasure of considering your freshly inked skin is part in the kiss-ass process. Be true to yourself, and turn into smart. Get a tattoo since it is really what you need, what you feel in the pit of one's stomach. Choose a design and artist that understands you and also take pleasure in the hell out of having your new tattoo!
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Drake Actually Sent A $100K Invoice To Pusha T For 'Career Reviving' — And Now Diddy's Involved In The Feud, Too!
I look younger now than when I was in my early 20s
Wow!
The ongoing rap battle and public feud between Drake and Pusha T just got a little more intense!!!
Related: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Through The Years!
As you'll remember, during their very public beef yesterday, Pusha T challenged Drake to send an invoice "for the extra 20" like this (below):
Send the invoice for the extra 20... https://t.co/41rd4OJeMF — King Push (@PUSHA_T) May 25, 2018
Well... be careful what you wish for.
Drake did that, and then some, sending Pusha's management an invoice for $100,000 for career marketing and promotions (below):
You’re welcome. 🦉A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on May 25, 2018 at 6:08pm PDT
Holy... WOW!!!
That's a way to publicly stake your claim in the rap beef, Drake!!
Related: Kevin Federline Wants 'At Least Three Times' More In Child Support!
Diddy involved himself in the feud this weekend, too -- Diddy is playing both sides in the beef right now after hanging out in the club with Drake last night, but also sending this along to Pusha T (below):
A letter from one of my idols... ✍🏿 @diddy (peep the stationary) #DAYTONAA post shared by Pusha T (@kingpush) on May 24, 2018 at 10:25pm PDT
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Why We March
Today, all across the globe (literally, the GLOBE, so crazy!) over a million women, men, children, and just generally awesome people marched together to deliver a peaceful, impactful, and empowering message. The photos of the seas of hot pink pussy cat hats and creative signage are enough to get you inspired, but the feeling on the ground was electric. This was a shining example of why I truly believe that together, we can accomplish anything.
Boom.
Deciding to head down to the Women’s March today made me sit back a little and think about exactly why I wanted to be a part of this. Besides the obvious reasons – you know – equal pay, a woman’s right to her body, not standing for misogyny – the usual, I had some deep personal reasons fire me up to be a participant in this movement. Disclaimer: this post is going to veer off from the usual course and get into some pretty serious stuff that some people may find uncomfortable. I always try to be real with you guys, but this subject matter might be troubling/triggering to some – just an FYI…it’s about to get real real, y’all.
I was raised a feminist by open minded, educated, feminist parents who encouraged me to be a strong, confident, respectful woman. I was fortunate enough to be told that my voice matters, and that all human beings deserve equal human rights. Something weird happened to my sense of self in high school. Before that, I had been fearless, confident, and secure in myself and my beliefs. I allowed myself to lose my sense of self respect and self confidence, which played into a series of experiences that caused me a lot of pain, but also interestingly enough shaped the passion and purpose that drives me today.
Let me just say this: no matter what kind of state a woman is in, broken or strong or something in between, she is to be respected and it needs to be understood that no means freaking no. Looking back on many of my experiences with the opposite sex, I see how rampant misogyny and misinformation can be even with generally good humans. I also see how uninformed and confused many young women are about their value, boundaries, and fundamental rights. I know I was. I lost my virginity before I was truly ready, because I thought it made me more valuable. The beginning of my distorted sense of my own sexuality and authority over my own body began with believing that sex was what defined my value, but it expanded from there with a series of events in which ‘no’ apparently did not mean ‘HELL NO”. Before I reached 21, I was sexually assaulted. Twice. I guarantee that is not as unusual as you probably think it is. The first time was the second time I had sex, ever. I was very young, very tipsy, and very alone with someone I barely knew who I felt safe with because he was charismatic, soft spoken, and in college. Looking back, he wore a fucking fedora literally at all times, which seems like a pretty solid red flag. I’m talking even when swimming. But maybe that was cool in 2004? I specifically remember going very quickly from feeling comfortable and happy to totally freaked out. Despite the amount that I had to drink, I clearly remember saying ‘no’ firmly and repeatedly, and physically trying to pull his hands off me, even using not being on birth control and not having a condom as a bargaining chip to get him to leave me alone. He was not violent, and it honestly didn’t dawn on me that this was sexual assault because of that; he was complimenting me and telling me nice things while touching me without my permission, it didn’t feel like what I envisioned sexual assault being like. But it was, because in the end, he didn’t take no for an answer and what happened was non-consensual. The next week, I went to Planned Parenthood to get birth control and my first pap smear so I could feel more in control, but I didn’t tell anyone about what had happened until confiding in a boyfriend years later. I was afraid that I either wouldn’t be believed, or that it would be pinned on me for being drunk and putting myself in a bad situation. Honestly? Sad as it is, it probably would have. In my heart, I knew it was not okay, but I made it out to be something that didn’t bother me. News flash: being coerced into unwanted sexual activity by a twenty-two year old Kevin Federline wannabe when you’re 16 years old, in reality, a bit troubling.
The following year on a spring break trip, what began as a fun makeout session in a car outside of a party (weird, but teenagers, man) was quickly heading towards something more – even when I said specifically that I didn’t want to have sex, he pulled my skirt off, slapped on protection – always remember safety when you’re feeling rape-y!, and literally picked me up and put me on top of him. He groped my neck and breasts so aggressively (which hurt like a bitch) that I had bruises so dark I couldn’t wear a swimsuit for the rest of the trip. Yes, I could have fought him off or screamed for my friends or tried to get out of the car, but that is not always how it works. When someone doesn’t listen when you say no or makes you feel bad about yourself for denying sex, it’s often tough to take yourself out of the situation. Just because sexual assault is not a violent attack does not make it okay. Manipulation and coercion may not be outright rape, but they are not acceptable. I pretended to my friends that it had been all in fun, and we even joked about the massive black and blue handprints on my chest. Since everyone thought he was so charming and good looking (he was gorgeous, just kind of a misogynistic dickwad), I didn’t want to sound like I was complaining for getting attention from a hot guy.
Later in life, I dated many truly wonderful men (and a few not so wonderful, but that’s life). I also had a few casual hookups as an adult that I entered into confidently and with full consent, and those felt great. Don’t get me wrong – I love sex, but you know, I prefer to consent to it…call me crazy. I also continued to experience something that didn’t seem that weird to me at the time but is so weird: being pressured to have sex after clearly saying ‘no’. I had a guy I went home with after a party actually yell at me for being a ‘tease’ and I quote: “wasting his time”, when I refused to do anything more than kiss him. When I finally met the wonderful man who is now my husband, I hadn’t had sex in almost a year. I seriously believed that in order to respect myself and attract a quality guy, I had to completely swear off sex. I didn’t realize that I should have been able to say yes to sex when I wanted it, and no when I didn’t – and that my answer should be taken as firm and final. I didn’t realize that I was powerful, valuable, and allowed to be a sexual being without being taken advantage of. I didn’t realize that I was more than I gave myself credit for. This is a problem at the core of how women view themselves, and how men view women.
Listen – the me of today would have yelled a big ol’ “HELL NO” to those men that took my initial ‘no’ for a ‘maybe’, but the me of today is a different woman. The me of today is a feminist that doesn’t stand for any fuckery when it comes to fundamental human rights and I am not afraid of making a scene or raising my voice. However, that was not the case when I was younger – which is why I’m hell bent on empowering women from an early age and providing them with education, information, unwavering confidence, and a world wide support system.
I didn’t share my story for sympathy or to dwell in the past; I’m not whining or blaming anyone else. I’ve had a great life and great relationships. I think men are great, and I think women are strong. I’m happily married to a man that declares himself a proud feminist; I still love sex, I don’t hate men, and I’m not damaged – I’m actually more confident and courageous than I ever knew I could be. However I do think that as young women – and young men – we’re not empowered, informed, or supported the way that we should be. I think that misogyny is normalized, and consent is often overlooked. I think women are taught that sexuality is either a useful tool or something shameful, instead of something that should be used for mutual pleasure and under mutual consent. I think that men making decisions on women’s reproductive rights is wrong, and that placing any blame on sexual assault victims is unforgivable – I don’t care how short your skirt is or how sloppy drunk you are; the word NO means specifically that, and literally NO ONE is ever, ever asking to be raped. I think that “keep your legs closed” and “cover up” need to be taken out of our vocabulary – there is nothing wrong with choosing to express your sexuality when it comes from an empowered and confident place and it shouldn’t make you a target. I believe that misinformation when it comes to women’s rights, to rape culture, and to what the f**k Planned Parenthood actually does (hint: provide important healthcare and information for both pro-choice and pro-life women and men) is way too high for 2017. When it comes down to it, I’m actually in a weird way glad for the experiences that I’ve had, because it fuels me to be an advocate for young women. That’s why this is personal to me, and that’s why I march.
I march to help create a world where women choose what happens to their bodies and are respected.
I march to remind people that consent is not something to be argued.
I march to empower women to feel strong, equal, powerful, and valued.
I march to foster collaboration – not competition – amongst women.
I march to end ‘slut-shaming’, body shaming, and victim shaming – and let women feel ownership of their sexuality.
I march to stand up against the normalization of any ‘locker room talk’ that includes joking about sexual assault.
I march for organizations like Planned Parenthood that provide guidance, education, and vital healthcare to women (and men). This has nothing to do with abortion: Planned Parenthood allows access to crucial reproductive healthcare, birth control, counseling, and pre-natal care to many people who need it.
I march to make sure that the next generation grows up to know that they are important and valuable, and that they are wholly in charge of their bodies and what they do with them.
I march to show the world that we as women are many things. We can be sexy, assertive, proud, silly, sweet, kind, driven, talented, capable, maternal, independent, vulnerable, open….we can be so many things. But I march to get rid of the perception that women are bossy, abrasive, less-than, nasty (unless you’re embracing it, Janet Jackson style), bitchy, whiny, pathetic, less deserving, man hating, slutty, or anything less than the wonderful things that we are.
I march as a wife, a daughter, a future parent, an advocate, a lover of men, a proud feminist, a hopeful optimist, and as a human being.
Why do YOU march?
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Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller Is Getting Out of Jail Early
Kim Zolciak's Daughter Brielle Biermann Confirms Split From Michael Kopech
Bella Hadid Makes Grandmas Proud With New Pants Trend
The Arrangement's Josh Henderson and Christine Evangelista Reveal if They've Ever Dated IRL
Kendall Jenner Shows Off the Lip Tattoo She Got While Drunk
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FIU Bridge Collapse: At Least 6 Killed After Miami Pedestrian Walkway Smashes Onto Freeway
‘The Raw Word’: Angela Stanton Reveals Being Handcuffed While Giving Birth Was ‘Humiliating’
Is Matt Damon Really Moving To Australia To Get Away From Donald Trump? The Truth
Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Meeting In Secret: Why They’re Making Their Romance ‘Low-Key’
Is Cardi B 6 Months Pregnant? See All The Latest Photos Of Her Stomach
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Desiigner Caught Taking A PIZZ On Someone’s House!! (PICS)
Comedian Sinbad Appears To Be SNITCHING On Russell Simmons . . . Says ‘MORE WOMEN’ Are Gonna Come Out With RAPE Claims!!!
Shirley Strawberry From Teh STEVE HARVEY RADIO SHOW . . . Is Being Sued . . . For Being a ‘DEADBEAT’!!
People
Children’s Book Based on Selena Quintanilla’s Life Is Out — Here Are All the Details
Charleston Church Shooter's Sister Allegedly Brought Weapon to School, Made Online Threats
13-Year-Old Michigan Boy Dies After Sinus Infection Spreads to His Brain
Scandal’s Bellamy Young Says Playing Mellie Has Been 'Transformational'
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Anderson Cooper Confirms Split From Longtime BF Ben Maisani — But He's Not The Only One Starting Fresh!
Here's The 'Harsh' Reason The Bachelor's Ashley Iaconetti Split From Kevin Wendt!
So Much For A 'WITCH HUNT!' Trump Administration Announces Sanctions Against Russians Listed In Mueller Indictment!
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17 Times Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz Showed Us All What True Friendship Looks Like
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Can't Keep Their Hands Off Each Other at SXSW
Kylie Jenner Shares New Photo of Her Daughter, Stormi, With Her BFF, Jordyn Woods
Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor's Sweet Date Night Is a True American Love Story
Kylie Jenner Flaunts Her Postbaby Body in a Crop Top at Tristan Thompson's Birthday Party
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iHeartMedia Turns The Dial To Bankruptcy
Fox News Signs Anchor Shepard Smith to New Multiyear Deal
Joe Mcknight Shooter Gets 30 Years In Prison For Manslaughter.
Amazon's internal numbers on Prime Video, revealed | Reuters
Shout! Factory & China’s Ace Film Acquire Roger Corman Library; Remakes Ahead
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United Airlines Dead Dog Puts NYC D.A. on Alert
Colin Kaepernick Ripping Passes In Houston, 'Training Every Day'
Kanye West's Clothing Company Sued for Camouflage Ripoff
Corey Feldman's Angel Claims He's Not Paying, Files Complaint
Anderson Cooper Splits With Longtime Boyfriend
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#TSRUpdatez: Nick Gordon’s Girlfriend’s Request For Leniency Denied By Judge
A Roofing Company Is Suing Drake For Failing To Pay For Roof Work On $8 Million Mansion
There’s A New Exhibit Devoted Entirely To Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard At A Brooklyn Museum!
That Rihanna Reign Just Won’t Let Up! Snapchat Sales Sink After Rih Claps Back Over Their Insensitive Ad
United Airlines Under Fire Again After A Kansas-Bound Dog Is Mistakenly Shipped To Japan!
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Khloe Kardashian Reveals the Most Surprising Thing About Her Pregnancy
Kevin Federline Dishes on His 40th Birthday Plans
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Arie Luyendyk Jr.: I Filmed My Bachelor Breakup So Becca Kufrin Could Be The Bachelorette
Adam Rippon Addresses Those Johnny Weir Jealousy Rumors
Tyler Henry Brings Katy Mixon to Tears on Hollywood Medium: "That's Like Unreal"
Leslie Fears Megan Is Being Pressured to Fire Her on The Arrangement: "I Need To Be Able to Trust You"
Princess Eleanor Hits Prince Liam With Some Stern Relationship Advice on The Royals: "Just Stay Away From Her"
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‘Marriage Boot Camp’ Preview: Amber Portwood Flips After Her Own Family Calls Her A ‘Fame Wh*re’
Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse & More Female Music Legends Who Shaped History
Kelly Ripa Slams Arie As ‘Shady’ After He Dumps Becca For Lauren On ‘The Bachelor’
Kylie Jenner ‘Living Her Best Life’: Feeling Sexy Again With Her Body Back Where She Wants It
Kim Kardashian Fires Back At Critics Of Kanye’s Yeezy Collection: He Doesn’t Play By ‘Fashion Rules’
Media Take Out
Desiigner Caught Taking A PIZZ On Someone’s House!! (PICS)
Comedian Sinbad Appears To Be SNITCHING On Russell Simmons . . . Says ‘MORE WOMEN’ Are Gonna Come Out With RAPE Claims!!!
Shirley Strawberry From Teh STEVE HARVEY RADIO SHOW . . . Is Being Sued . . . For Being a ‘DEADBEAT’!!
People
32 Years After Best Friends Were Murdered, Police Use DNA Evidence to Make an Arrest
After Being Sexually Assaulted at Prep School, 19-Year-Old Chessy Prout Speaks Out
Jesse Tyler Ferguson Came Out to His Parents After He Got Caught Stealing Gay Porn
Kate Middleton Recycles the Same Maternity Dress She Wore Just Weeks Ago at 8 Months Pregnant!
Parkland Shooting Victims Honored by Stoneman Douglas Alumni with Times Square Billboards
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Arie Luyendyk Jr. & Fiancée Lauren Burnham Want To Get Married THIS YEAR: 'We Want To Do It Quickly'!
Nick Jonas, Pink, Common, Meghan Trainor, & More Musicians Get The Mean Tweets Treatment On Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Tommy Lee Says His Son Brandon 'Assaulted' Him — Scary Details On The Fight HERE!
Listen To This: Still Dreaming!
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Only Kim Kardashian Could Eat Ramen While Topless and Make It Look Sexy
Binge-Watched Queer Eye, and Need More? Here's Where to Follow the Cast on Social Media
8 Times Meghan Markle Went Against Tradition and Broke Royal Protocol
13 Photos That Prove the Oscars Audience Is Where the Real Action Is
47 of the Most Glamorous, Candid Moments From This Year's Oscars
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NME ceases print edition after 66 years
Adult film star Stormy Daniels sues Donald Trump for not signing the NDA agreement that his lawyer had arranged with her, to not reveal their intimate relationship
Backstage at the Oscars: The view from stage right
‘This is just cruel’: Viewers tear into ABC for airing brutal ‘Bachelor’ footage
Frances McDormand doesn't own her Oscar, so she can't decide if her statue's alleged thief should be prosecuted
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'American Idol' Contestants Hooking Up Like Crazy for New Season
O.J. Simpson's 'Confession' on Fox Special 'If I Did It'
Nigel Lythgoe Says Ryan Seacrest Should Still Host 'Idol' Despite Allegation
Meek Mill's Arresting Officer Dubbed Corrupt by Philly D.A.'s Office
Corinne Olympios Calls 'Bachelor' Arie Luyendyk Jr. 'Repulsive'
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Mom Of Two Set Up And Killed For Her Refund Check By Co-Worker
Mekhi Phifer, Laz Alonso, Lance Gross And Lil Rel Howery Added To The Cast of BET’s ‘The Bobby Brown Story’
Issa Rae To Host The 2018 CFDA Fashion Awards
#TSRExclusiveDetails: Judge Grants Trey Songz’s Accuser A Temporary Restraining Order
Three Women Arrested & Charged For Drugging Children With Melatonin Gummies
Us Weekly
Bachelor Nation Is So Excited Becca's the Next Bachelorette
Find Out How Much Becca’s Fans Venmo’d Her After ‘Bachelor’ Split
Britney Spears ‘Angry’ Over Child Support Battle With Kevin Federline
Arie Luyendyk Jr. Was in ‘Crazy Mental State’ When He Dumped Becca
How Duchess Kate Is Helping Meghan Markle Adapt to the Royal Family
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