RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.
tagged by the legendary @imperatorrrrr ! my knowledge of hockey teams is spotty at best save for my top tier blorbos so just know that players come and go in my mind like ships passing in the night and I am not wearing my glasses as I witness them. If I know them I'll know them. More often than not I will look at a hockey icon and go "who?" 🫣
Anaheim Ducks - Brian Dumolin (Dumo! Former Pens! This is also how I found out he's now with the ducks wtf)
Boston Bruins - Charlie McAvoy
Buffalo Sabres - Jason Zucker
Calgary Flames - Kevin Bahl
Carolina Hurricanes - Seth Jarvis (Harvard shirt with huge arm holes. born 2002 looks like he's 36. Wrote his name with upside down goggles on messily but legibly then went oh hey! that's my normal writing anyway. absolute icon)
Chicago Hockey Team - Connor Bedard
Colorado Avalanche - Gabe Landeskog
Colombus Blue Jackets - Adam Fantilli
Dallas Stars - Wyatt Johnson, Jason Robertson (favourite paper mâché blorbos - two guys with :] smiles and cannot grow playoff facial hair)
Detroit Red Wings - Olli Maatta (fond of him from his Pens days)
Edmonton Oilers - Zach Hyman, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Florida Panthers - Aleksander Barkov
Los Angeles Kings - Anze Kopitar
Minnesota Wild - Marc-Andre Fleury 🌸
Montreal Canadiens - Cole Caufield
Nashville Predators - Roman Josi
New Jersey Devils - NICO. NICO HISCHIER. DO YOU KNOW NICO? HISCHIER. NICO HISCHIER. IT'S NICO. NICO. 🦭
New York Islanders - Bo Horvat
New York Rangers - Mika Zibanejad (I learned this summer he's a DJ?? what??)
Ottawa Senators - Tim Stutzle
Philadelphia Flyers - Travis Konecny (tiki bar my fave genre aware fella)
Pittsburgh Penguins - Sidney Crosby (who doubles as the corporate-appropriate "celebrity" crush answer I have on rotation for icebreakers)
San Jose Sharks - Will Smith (I know he just got here but that tiktok of him swinging his bag around was very endearing)
Seattle Kraken - Jamie Oleksiak
St. Louis Blues - Pierre-Olivier Joseph, Mathieu Joseph (joseph bros accidental mutual high sticking moment in front of their parents u will always be famous to me)
Tampa Bay Lightning - Conor Sheary (also largely from his Pens days)
Toronto Maple Leafs - Mitch Marner (thinking of the :) tattoo he got recently :(((( )
Utah Hockey Club - John Marino (Johnnyyyyyyy)
Vancouver Canucks - Quinn Hughes (my most haunted guy)
Vegas Golden Knights - Zach Whitecloud
Winnipeg Jets - Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I do not know a single person on this team lmfao not a single guy here the Jets have finally stumped me
Washington Capitals - Nicklas Backstrom, Dylan Strome
Game Recap - 1/8/2020 - Washington Capitals v. Philadelphia Flyers
Game Recap - 1/8/2020 - Washington Capitals v. Philadelphia Flyers The #ALLCAPS would fall to the #NowOrNever 3-2 after a Kevin Hayes shorthanded game winning goal in the second period.
Washington Capitals (30-9-5 65pts) v. Philadelphia Flyers (22-15-6 50pts)
Game Recap:
In the second game of their back to back, the Washington Capitals would travel to Philadelphia to take on the Flyers. In the first period The Flyers would open the scoring with Travis Konecny’s 14th of the season, but the Capitals would respond with back to back goals from Nicklas Backstrom and Jakub Vrana to…
Aho Sebastian
Alexandrov Nikita
Altybarmakian Andrei
Amirov Rodion
Anderson- Dolan Jared
Andersson Lias
Arvidsson Viktor
Asplund Rasmus
Atkinson Cam
Backstrom Nicklas
Bailey Josh
Balcers Rudolfs
Bankier Caedan
Barkov Aleksander
Barratt Evan
Barre-Boulet Alex
Barzal Mathew
Batherson Drake
Beaucage Alex
Beauvillier Anthony
Beckman Adam
Bellows Kieffer
Bemstrom Emil
Beniers Matt
Benn Jamie
Bennett Sam
Bergeron Patrice
Berggren Jonatan
Bertuzzi Tyler
Bjorkstrand Oliver
Blichfeld Joachim
Boeser Brock
Bokk Dominik
Bolduc Zachary
Boldy Matthew
Bordeleau Thomas
Borgstrom Henrik
Boucher Tyler
Bourgault Xavier
Bourque Mavrik
Bowers Shane
Brabenec Jakub
Bratt Jesper
Brink Bobby
Brisson Brendan
Brown Connor
Broz Tristan
Buchnevich Pavel
Bunting Michael
Burakovsky Andre
Buyalsky Andrei
Byfield Quinton
Caufield Cole
Cehlarik Peter
Chekhovich Ivan
Chibrikov Nikita
Chinakhov Yegor
Chromiak Martin
Chytil Filip
Cirelli Anthony
Coe Brandon
Colangelo Sam
Coleman Blake
Colton Ross
Compher J.T.
Comtois Maxime
Connor Kyle
Copp Andrew
Coronato Matthew
Cotton David
Couture Logan
Couturier Sean
Coyle Charlie
Cozens Dylan
Crosby Sidney
Crouse Lawson
Cuylle Will
Dach Colton
Dach Kirby
Dadonov Evgenii
Dahlen Jonathan
Damiani Riley
Danault Philip
Dean Zach
DeBrincat Alex
DeBrusk Jake
Dellandrea Ty
Denisenko Grigori
Doan Josh
Domi Max
Donato Ryan
Dorofeyev Pavel
Draisaitl Leon
Drury Jack
Dube Dillon
Dubois Pierre- Luc
Duchene Matt
Duclair Anthony
Dugan Jack
Duke Dylan
Dvorak Christian
Eberle Jordan
Ehlers Nikolaj
Eichel Jack
Eklund William
Elvenes Lucas
Eriksson Ek Joel
Ertel Justin
Evangelista Luke
Fabbri Robby
Fagemo Samuel
Farabee Joel
Farrell Sean
Fedotov Ilya
Fiala Kevin
Finley Jack
Firstov Vladislav
Fix- Wolansky Trey
Foerster Tyson
Foote Nolan
Formenton Alex
Forsbacka- Karlsson Jakob
Forsberg Filip
Foudy Jean-Luc
Foudy Liam
Francis Ryan
Frost Morgan
Gallagher Brendan
Gallant Zachary
Garland Conor
Gaudreau Johnny
Giroux Claude
Glass Cody
Golyshev Anatoly
Goncalves Gage
Gourde Yani
Granlund Mikael
Greig Ridly
Gritsyuk Arseny
Groulx Benoit-Olivier
Grundstrom Carl
Guenther Dylan
Guentzel Jake
Gunler Noel
Gurianov Denis
Gusev Nikita
Gushchin Danil
Hagel Brandon
Hall Taylor
Hallander Filip
Harrison Brett
Hartman Ryan
Hawryluk Jayce
Hayes Kevin
Hayton Barrett
Heineman Emil
Helenius Sami
Henriksson Karl
Henrique Adam
Hertl Tomas
Hintz Roope
Hirose Taro
Hirvonen Roni
Hischier Nico
Hoffman Mike
Hoglander Nils
Holloway Dylan
Holmstrom Simon
Holtz Alexander
Horvat Bo
Howden Brett
Huberdeau Jonathan
Huckins Cole
Hughes Jack
Hyman Zach
Iaffalo Alex
Jarventie Roby
Jarvis Seth
Jeannot Tanner
Jenik Jan
Jenner Boone
Johansen Ryan
Johnson Kent
Johnson Wyatt
Jost Tyson
Kadri Nazem
Kakko Kaapo
Kaliyev Arthur
Kalynuk Wyatt
Kane Evander
Kane Patrick
Kapanen Kasperi
Kapanen Oliver
Kaprizov Kirill
Kase Ondrej
Karlsson William
Katchouk Boris
Kaut Martin
Kayumov Artur
Keller Clayton
Kempe Adrian
Kerfoot Alexander
Khovanov Alexander
Khusnutdinov Marat
Kidney Riley
Killorn Alex
Kirk Liam
Kisakov Aleksandr
Klimovich Danila
Knies Matthew
Koivula Otto
Koivunen Ville
Konecny Travis
Kopitar Anze
Korczak Ryder
Koshtov Yegor
Kostin Klim
Kotkaniemi Jesperi
Kravtsov Vitali
Krebs Peyton
Kreider Chris
Kubalik Dominik
Kucherov Nikita
Kunin Luke
Kuokkanen Janne
Kupari Rasmus
Kuznetsov Evgeny
Kyrou Jordan
L’Heureux Zachary
Labanc Kevin
Lafreniere Alexis
Laine Patrik
Landeskog Gabriel
Lapierre Hendrix
Larkin Dylan
Lauko Jakub
Leason Brett
Lee Anders
Leschyshyn Jake
Lindholm Elias
Lucius Chaz
Lundell Anton
Lundestrom Isac
Lysell Fabian
MacKinnon Nathan
Madden Tyler
Malatesta James
Malkin Evgeni
Mangiapane Andrew
Mantha Anthony
Marchand Brad
Marchenko Kirill
Marchessault Jonathan
Marchment Mason
Marner Mitch
Martino Ayrton
Matthews Auston
Mazur Carter
Mcbain Jack
McCann Jared
McDavid Connor
Mcleod Ryan
McMichael Connor
McTavish Mason
Meier Timo
Mercer Dawson
Meyers Ben
Miettinen Veeti
Mikheyev Mikhail
Milano Sonny
Miller J.T.
Mittelstadt Casey
Monahan Sean
Mysak Jan
hello my friends, one singular person asked for this weeks ago so i’m here with my most unhinged rec list yet: tk and nolan.
now, this one was hard to reign in, so i really didn’t. this pairing had maybe 230 fics in the tag when i first started reading hockey fic, and it’s now over 900, and i’ve read far too many of them, and that makes it so hard to parse it down. so i just...didn't!
so with that said, please enjoy so you want to get into tknp: a beginners guide to a classic case of idiots to lovers
i told myself that i couldn’t rec an author’s entire body of work but then i remembered this is my blog and i do what i want, so i did some consolidating. here’s a list of the quintessential authors for this pairing, you can start at any of their profiles and pick any of their fics at random, and it’ll be one of the best ones for the pairing, hands down.
therainbowsedge: i’d start with the summer camp fic, or the sex toys one, as both beautifully capture the true idiots to lovers nature of this pairing, but just top tier writing all around
manybumblebees: the wedding fic is so tender and port stanley is a classic, but literally pick any single fic and you’ll have a perfect tknp fic. i’m not kidding
jamesvanriemsdick: their tknp fics in their series are some of the hidden gems of this pairing (the tk heartbeat fic makes me LOSE it) but the delaware fic or the seattle fic…..there’s really something for every mood
catchascatchcan: start with era of gods because i could write literal essays on how it’s some of the best fantasy worldbuilding i’ve ever read, but then just read everything else on their account, including non tknp fics. you won’t regret it
hackysack: ao3 user hackysack has written one of two timeloop fics that i absolutely adore, and i thought about just calling that one out in particular, but all of their work deserves the attention
canary: nothing to prove was the first tknp fic i ever read and i was immediately hooked. all of their fics are a good starting place for the pairing, and just really give you a feeling for the pairing
and now, for the fic recs!
to be, despite it all by smudgedfreckles
summary: or, nolan patrick’s gender thesis, by travis konecny.
why i love it: there’s not a lot ofo nonbinary characters in media, even in fic, but this fic’s treatment of nolan and their path to figuring out their gender just feels so real and made me feel so seen. tk’s characterization is also just top notch, and it’s just a super sweet story about two people who love each other
last ones standing by makeit_takeit
summary: If you’re committed to finding your future spouse, reads the last line of the ad, and are ready to look at yourself and your love life in a whole new way, apply now.
At the bottom of the ad there’s a link, and Travis finds his finger hovering over the screen, lip still caught between his teeth.
“I mean,” he says very reasonably, speaking out loud to his empty apartment like some sort of possibly-crazy person, “just applying doesn’t mean anything. Maybe I just fill it out, and see what happens. It’s not like I’m really gonna get picked to be on TV, come on.”
He snorts out loud, just to show his apartment he hasn’t lost his grip on reality or anything; he fully understands how ludicrous that would be.
Then he clicks the link anyway, because yolo or whatever.
why i love it: what part of a married at first sight fic doesn’t make you want to immediately dive right in? the concept is fun, the execution is absolutely flawless, and it captures their dynamic so well while letting it develop naturally
motivation by connectknee
summary: Kevin knows when to back off, the article said. He knows just when to shut up and leave Patty alone, something Travis has never known how to do.
why i love it: the thing i love about this pairing is that tk is loud and in your face, and nolan’s more reserved, a little quieter, a little harder to read. this fic does a really great job of exploring how tk could feel like maybe he’s just a bit too much and is one of my favorites in terms of miscommunication
a tenderness grows by rusesdeguerre
summary: Nolan wouldn’t say that landing a job as the Philadelphia Flyers’ psychotic and probably clinically insane mascot was a childhood dream of his. Maybe tangentially: playing pond hockey in –30°C weather and pretending to be Sidney Crosby is practically a rite of passage when you grow up in Manitoba. That, and experiencing the distinct displeasure that is thousands of mosquitoes sucking your blood out when your father drags you on a father-son camping trip into the backwoods of the northern Canadian Prairies.
why i love it: this was the first fic i recced on this blog, and i stand by that decision. a fic where nolan is not only not a hockey player, but is in fact the person in the gritty suit? absolutely perfect, and so charming from start to finish
meet me at my window by springsteen
summary: Travis has lived in Philadelphia for a few years now, long enough to know there isn’t a major city in America where superheroes don’t destroy an entire city block trying to save humanity or whatever. He can deal with all the super-shit, but Travis did not sign up for getting woken up from a deep sleep because some fucker’s trying to break in through his window.
(5 times the super-villain known as "The Cat" breaks into Travis's apartment, plus 1 time Travis invites him in.)
why i love it: there’s a lot of things to love here, but the concept is just absolutely one of my all time favorite aus ever. it’s fun and charming and the perfect glimpse into a world where heroes and villains exist, and what it’s like just to be a run of the mill kind of guy existing in it. tk and nolan’s back and forth in this make it so engaging, and it’s such a top tier fic
Nolan freezes, then turns around very slowly. When he looks up, Nicklas fucking Backstrom is standing behind him in a hoodie and baggy sweats, holding the biggest bag of Swedish Fish Nolan’s ever seen in his life in one hand.
“Uh,” Nolan says around the pop tart between his teeth. “Yeah.”
What the fuck, his brain helpfully supplies.
why i love it: from nolan’s inner voice, to the way the author explores all the dynamics within the team, to the way they write the unexpected but actually, it kind of makes sense friendship between nolan and backstrom, is just absolutely fantastic. there’s a lot of moments that circle back and build on each other in a way that really just makes it super compelling
rhizomatic foundations by lighthousetowers
summary: Twenty days after he moves in with Kevin Hayes, twenty days – three months, five months, depending on how you look at it – after not talking to TK, TK shows up at the front door with a plant the size of a basketball in his hands.
TK grins. "Patty, meet Reginald." He lifts up the plant. "Reggie, meet Patty. He's going to be your new - caretaker."
"What the fuck," says Nolan, not moving a single muscle.
Or: That Nolan can hear the plant talk might as well just happen.
why i love it: this is probably my favorite magical realism fic just about ever. it’s fun and charming and a little weird, but in the best possible way. there’s such a wonderful narrative in it, and lighthousetowers always has such beautiful writing, and it really shines in this one. the dialogue and nolan’s characterization are also part of what set it apart for me as one of the best tknp fics
in the dark of any town by mengetpegged
summary: If the voice has an accent at all, it’s a flat prairie Canadian, with none of G’s French-Canadian softness at the edges. But mostly, the accent is just ‘pissed off,’ which TK believes is a default setting for ghosts.
“Who are you?” TK asks, and he doesn’t like how strained his voice sounds, doesn’t like the tinge of anxiety tinting the rise of his question. He tries to regulate his breaths—in through his nose, hold, out through his mouth—but it feels like he’s not getting enough oxygen, which makes him panic even more.
“Someone with a fucking migraine, dickhead,” the voice says. “So keep the lights off and shut the hell up.”
(or: Nolan Patrick, Hotel X Ghost)
why i love it: i’m usually not super into ghost fics, both the spooky kind and the nonspooky kind, but this one is a rare exception. it’s charming and fun and tender and it’s got some of, in my opinion, the best characterization of tk and nolan in any fic. the way the author writes their dynamic and their dialogue is just unmatched
lets_make_this_moment_a_crime.mp3 by honeydripping
summary: Travis meets Nolan at a Midtown show in 2002 when he punches Nolan in the face. He can’t help it, “Like A Movie” just goes off.
But he does feel guilty about it.
or
TK and Patty work at a bakery together. They go to punk shows to pass the time.
why i love it: idk if anyone asked for an early 2000s emo/punk/alt au but wow! i sure am glad it exists! really the vibes of this fic, as silly as that sounds, are absolutely unmatched. i love the structure with the music, the development of their relationship, and just everything about how the author wrote the setting (there’s this whole thing with tattoos in it that makes me feel absolutely insane)
you’re ripped at every edge by you’re a masterpiece by conformityissuicide
summary: “Ugh, look, this yoga teacher has it out for me, man. And I can’t go back there without at least having some of the basics down. I’ve got to win this battle.”
“Yoga isn’t really something you win at,” Hartsy starts.
Travis cuts him off, “You can win at anything if you try hard enough.”
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OR that time Nolan's a grumpy yoga teacher and Travis realizes he wants to bone him and prove him wrong about Travis' non-existent yoga abilities.
why i love it: listen, if you want tknp, at least one of them has to be an idiot, and this tk absolutely captures the obliviousness i love to see in him in fic. it’s such a great characterization of them both and such a great concept (and even better execution)
you form a terror pack (and i’m aware of that) by dalmatienne
summary: “Can I help you?” TK snarks, both eyebrows hiked up in a way that has earned her many elbow checks to the ribs.
The chick looks down her nose, long thick eyelashes fluttering. Red-bitten lips part to blow a florid pink bubble and TK can smell the chemical sweetness when it pops.
“Yeah,” she says in this monotonous voice that seems almost at odds with her bubble gum and neon skates. She jams her stopper into TK’s thigh again, literally inches away from where it’d really hurt. “Tie ‘em.”
why i love it: to be honest, i generally don’t read rule 63 within hrpf, but this one is just absolutely knocks it out of the park. the concept (i fuckin’ love roller derby), the characterization of nolan, the pacing, the rituals, the tone of the entire fic, it’s just all around a perfect read from start to finish
thrills and grills by bitter_leaf
summary: Travis can’t even begin to wonder what he did in a previous life to incur the wrath of this fucking cook. Travis thinks he’s a nice person, doesn’t conduct himself in any way that could be considered particularly dickish, and unless this guy has some sort of issue with hockey bros or people from the boonies, he’s not sure how he started shit without even knowing.
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Patty has a vendetta. Travis just wants to eat his eggs in peace.
why i love it: honestly this is the enemies to lovers fic i’ve been waiting for. i remember seeing the reddit post when it first went viral and thinking it would make such a great fic premise, so stumbling across this one was just so wonderful. super engaging and fun and so hilarious to read!
nothing but room for you by fightingfuries
summary: When his agent tells him he’s going to be traded to the Devils, Nolan isn't sure how he feels about it. Might be easier if he was going somewhere farther away, like California or fucking Florida. Somewhere sun-soaked and foreign. Someplace so different from Philadelphia that he can forget he ever played for the Flyers, forget everything that happened there.
Or Nolan fucks up, gets traded, gets his shit together and falls in love. Not necessarily in that order.
why i love it: i cannot stress to you how much i love trade fics, and this one is one of my absolute favorites. the trade to the devils-so close to philly, still, but there’s more to distance than physical miles-was such an excellent choice and the split timeline adds so much to the narrative, and the emotions are real and messy and complicated in the best way
a couple of runaways (i’m glad you stayed) by overturnedgoal
summary: The person in the video he’s watching is super annoying. Some obnoxious holier than thou granola type who keeps talking about their environmental impact as if they aren’t driving a gas guzzler around, but the basic idea of living in a van, driving around wherever, camping all the time, just going hiking and swimming and seeing the whole country? It sounds pretty dope, honestly.
why i love it: i like to watch tours and conversions of vans/buses into tiny homes as a self soothing method, and this fic has the same impact that watching those do. it’s such a fun concept, and it’s so fuckin’ soft, and the dialouge between tk and nolan is just *chef’s kiss*
all candor and style in the crook of your smile by p3trichor
summary: It’s a photo of Nolan on his knees with someones’ fingers in his mouth, lips slick with spit. Travis flicks by it almost too fast and he’s only got seconds to decide if he wants to screenshot it, if he wants to just give up the ghost right then and there. Except Travis’s phone freezes momentarily and then the group refreshes, sidcros87, Bert59 and 14 others took a screenshot!
It’s gone before Travis even has time to process it and he already wasted his replay of the day on a stupid video of a stupid fish that Hayes caught.
Can you send me that screenshot Travis texts Bertuzzi before he can overthink it, his dick already stirring in his sweats. Tuzzi sends back the cry-laughing emoji and then the screenshot before Travis can be too annoyed at him.
Or, Nolan is being weird about Travis's break-up and TK is maybe not straight.
why i love it: i genuinely don’t think i have words for the amount i love this fic. it took me forever to actually read, but it’s absolutely one of my favorite fics, and it’s an absolutely riot to read. carter’s meddling and the presence of tyler bertuzzi both make it extra fun, in my humble opinion
BYND X MDLS 2017: Episode 2 – RV Tour of Death Warning: the episode above contains male nudity, one of the best methods done in 2017, perfectly-executed lip tricks, and scenes not suitable for children. For those unfamiliar, BYND x MDLS was formed by Swedish snowboarders Kevin Backstrom and Tor Lundstrom after being kicked off their native country’s national team for their prioritization of snowboarding’s fun versus serious facets. Their ratio, which skewed further toward the former than the latter, wasn’t in line with the team’s regimented program. With that decision, the duo’s chances of going to the Sochi Winter Olympics were eliminated—hence the name, pronounced phonetically as “beyond medals.” Kevin and Tor have a bond that, described as brotherly, might be understated, as that term is thrown around loosely. The duo are as close as any two riders in snowboarding, and BYND x MDLS is a personal brand representative of Kevin and Tor’s outlook, which disregards restrictions on-hill and off. Known associates include Halldór Helgason and Torgeir Bergrem, both of whom make appearances in the episode, along with Victor Daviet and Len Jørgensen. BYND x MDLS brought their brotherly brand of boarding to TransWorld SNOWboarding’s seventh feature-length film, Arcadia, dropping this fall!
fics that make you say “HOW are people this creative???”
tie a knot in your lifeline, wrap it around mine | thesedangers | Carter Hart/Ivan Provorov and Claude Giroux/Jake Voracek
notes: fantasy AU featuring war & captivity & sinister battlefield weapons. this is SO inventive and immersive, from the cultural practices to the language and belief system
This Time Next Year | Oplopanax | Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon
notes: historical A/B/O set in 1870s Denver. there are no words to explain the depth of worldbuilding that happens in this fic vis a vis SOCIETY and RELIGION and BIOLOGY. i highly recommend reading the comments, where the author will casually expand on a thousand things you’d never even think to wonder about. technically this is a WIP, but the main story ends after chapter 22 to be replaced by a Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin offshoot
notes: very interesting polyamory AU; porn-with-plot forward but a lot of little glimpses about how this society is structured
The Woman In Blue | Ferritin4 | Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin
notes: a medieval (?) fantasy AU where Nicklas is a priest and Alex is a werewolf. lots of gothic horror and fairytale elements, plus the punchiest last line i’ve ever read
spit cup | whitchbhitch | Michael Latta/Tom Wilson
notes: TECHNICALLY this could probably count as A/B/O trope subversion but it’s my rec list and i’m filing it here. a different take on alpha/omega biology and social roles
Battery & Builder | ionthesparrow | Lawson Crouse/Travis Konecny, Paul Bissonnette/Adrian Kempe, Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
notes: extremely cool dystopia/sci-fi au with SOUL BONDS that allow people to CONTROL METAL. ionthesparrow also wrote the hockey at the end of the world series which is the absolute gold star of worldbuilding fic
bonus self-rec:
a beam of your sun that banishes winter | callabang & manybumblebees | Carter Hart/Kevin Hayes, Nolan Patrick/Travis Konecny
notes: this is a medieval AU where they have vestal virgins who have to fuck the king for the harvest to be successful. can i make it any more obvious?