#kestrels pirates smp

[ilexdiapason]

Oli's four boyfriends. (And, yes, they play boules.)

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(reblogs appreciated :D)

[thechanglingchronicles]

I love all backstory headcannons for S!scar (scurvy)

I still believe he should kiss oli and martyn and sausage too if he so pleases

[joifee]

Tick Tock

[krabkrab-wontshutup]

So. I watched pirates smp today.

[mouse-doubleo100]

since kyle is uncomfortable with getting shipped, this is the new kestrels dynamic

[artfulbassoon]

Just a sketch (cause I am weak) but I've been infected by the Shelby Shubble agenda

[handnking]

money , money , money .ᐟ.ᐟ

when you find 3 people who are willing to sail the seas with you so you draw them all together with you for discord profile pictures

MWAH TO MY KISSTRELS !!!

exploding cat gif

[funkily]

scrolling through the pirates smp photo tag is just

scosage gay sex

scosage gay sex

boatem angst

martyn

scosage gay sex

boatem angst

oh hey acho !

scosage gay sex

[isjasz]

Aight i guess i have a pirates sona too now bc of nox HELPELP

[lolli-popples]

Okay so disclaimer this is perspective comes mostly from how I have been experiencing Pirates SMP thus far, so if this doesn’t make sense that’s why.

So, it’s pretty clear that the factions have predetermined base relations with each other (Herons don’t like the Kites, the Kestrels pay the Kites to be mercenaries, etc.)

And I think the Kestrels were always supposed to dislike the Herons, from the way the group asked “Who don’t we like again?” after the cutscene. (Martyn answering Herons)

But when Martyn first meets them, I think they might have forgotten about that? Because there doesn’t animosity towards them from Kyle or Sausage. However I think Martyn remembered there was supposed to be beef there and so started to add that into his interactions so it would make sense for him to have similar feelings. 

But because of this it kinda made it seem like Martyn joined the faction, was like “Herons suck” and than everyone else went “Makes sense to me,” and they all just started hating them. 

Which absolutely adds to the disorganized energy they have and it’s kind of hilarious. 

[manu-maow]

He’s so evil <3

[lavielavendel]

p!guqqie is was born to serve without serving anyone ever because shes spoiled (i love her tho)

[chirp09]

Pirates SMP Wealth Statistics #3

Back with some new statistics!

Check out the spreadsheet for more details.

Individual Members:

1. watermunch (8068)

2. KyleEff (5536)

3. Smajor (5439)

Total gold amount per faction:

1. Herons (22135)

2. Kestrels (11160)

3. Nightingales (6770)

4. Kites (4900)

Average gold amount per member (by faction):

1. Herons (3689,2)

2. Kestrels (2211,8)

3. Nightingales (1128,3)

4. Kites (980)

Gain by faction since last update (Aug 21st)

1. Kites (344)

2. Herons (188)

3. Nightingales (-4290)

4. Kestrels (-11160)

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

burn the night away | 4,840 words

"Never have I ever lied about not being alright," Oli said after recounting half of his life story about how he entered the fishing industry. "You know that I'm honest about what I feel around my boys." Everyone else simply glanced at each other in silence. That felt like a pointless question — they all knew no one was going to say anything about that. "Oh, you silly goose, you know I'd never do that!" Except Scar, apparently. "And you keep talking about missing your crab wife when she's right there, Ponytail?" Martyn interjected. "For the last time, Marty, my wife is not a bloody crab! Gods, you've been hanging around Sausage too much…"

Alternately, it's game night with the Kestrels (and p!Scott), and they're playing "Never Have I Ever". Let the shenanigans begin!

CW: Alcohol, allusions to past trauma — including and not limited to grief and family member death; canon-typical innuendos; references to V-Tuber lore-typical unreality.

Written for @witherhusbandsislife for the @mcytblrholidayexchange!

[frozenjokes]

I support all of his wrongs (he’s never done a right in his entire life)

obligatory fic snippet time, find the rest in my pinned post

the kestrels will absolutely believe scar when he tells them he isn’t haunted. why would he lie.

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“I guess I don’t have a choice then,” Scar frowned, risking a glance back. He was expecting the ghosts to be there, but not directly behind him, hanging over his head. Scar couldn’t stifle his own startled gasp, turning stiffly back around. Hopefully no one saw that. Based on the way everyone was staring, they absolutely did. Oh boy.

“Alright!” Sausage clapped, drawing the room’s attention back to him, “If you haven’t already guessed Scar, this is about your.. hm.. Let’s say your attitude when the topic of the paranormal surfaces. I think I can speak for all of us when I say we- especially after recent events- are concerned. Don’t you think that’s fair?”

Yeesh. This was going to be a shit show. “Okay, yeah, I understand where you guys are coming from. I know weird stuff happens around me a lot, and I know everyone likes to joke around, but you’re looking too deep into things. That’s all.”

“Well, we don’t feel that way.”

“Blunt.”

“You need to hear it, Scar, so take this seriously. And we want to help you if we can, so just give this a chance. I’m going to start, and we can all go in a circle and share times where we feel that your, or our lives have been endangered. I’ll go first! I will not lie, I did not appreciate you pulling your sword on me when I tried to take the ouija board away. Clearly, at least to me, whatever happened with the screaming event was connected, and I’m honestly quite concerned you want to keep something that dangerous around.”

“Alright, that wasn’t my best moment, and I am sorry, but I don’t think you have any right to touch my stuff.” Scar was ready to start tearing out his hair. Grian seemed awfully bold today, floating forward to laugh in his face. Pearl joined him, flicking her fingers in Scar’s face to try and get him to flinch. His frown only deepened.

“Me next?” Kyle pointed to himself, and began on Sausage’s nod, “Well, the big thing is the first ouija board incident. That was crazy. Those scratches weren’t deep, but I think they’re going to scar. But it isn’t even just that- it’s also how freaked out you were about it, before and after. You knew! And I don’t blame you for the fact that it happened, you warned me and I didn’t listen, but if you really don’t believe in anything paranormal, what’s with the edginess?”

Scar opened his mouth to respond, but was distracted by Impulse floating across the circle, using some unknown momentum to do little flips in the air. Scar closed his eyes. “No comment.”

“Okay, well my turn!” Oli started, puffing out his chest, “Now I know you tell me whenever you see me to mind the noise, or don’t think too hard about, or whatever, but gosh Scar, you are so loud in that room of yours! And I get it, everyone talks to themself from time to time, so I wouldn’t have said anything if I hadn’t heard who you were talking to! I mean, you even call them by names! The night you had your, for lack of a better word, seizure, you were talking to a Grian! And then there was another night where you were talking to someone else!

screenshot in doodle page is a direct continuation, the rest of it needs more context so it’s not here

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[tasty-arsenic]

Important reminder to scurvyblr!

it is very known among scurvyblr that the kestrels are fruity as fuck and are shipped a lot but there is something that we all have to keep in mind

Kyle is uncomfortable with being shipped with his friends

when it comes to the boundaries of the other kestrels

Sausage and Oli are okay with being shipped

i dont think Martyn has said anything on it(please correct me if he has) but its safe to assume that he is also okay with being shipped as he has reblogged ship content of his character before

Scar has also not said anything i believe

Ship respectfully everyone!

(reblogs for reach are appreciated)

(the screenshot is taken from this pirates smp google doc)