#kestra is very deserving of her victory too

[trashbinbackyard]

grande fuckening

you probably wondered why i asked you your 12 most eligible fighters, here it is. The toughest of the tough may now be crammed together no matter what universe. and i’m writing this as the fuckening goes

The cast is revealed and it’s gonna be tough

And the horn rings and only Kuzey is gone already. Most are gathering what they need or running away from the field. Kazim and pirate queen fight fr supplies, Yaling wins and Kazim doesn’t risk his life. Apparently Danyel is scary now

Somehow Kestra is begging for death but Danyel (in this scenario basically Yastreb but i forgot to nickname him assdkfgprogj) is an asshole enough not to kill her  even though he was programmed to kill. Anze is playing a dangerous game stealing from evarian mercenary. Sarah has never seen a space cat before and tbh when she’s taller than you and has sharp teeth, i’d book it too. Tiny feisty lioness defeats Joa-four-guns and spares his life. Isabel is now out of supplies. And Sharni is not taking prisoners

Dead after day 1: Kuzey, Brianne

Isabel and Joa are bonding, how does she like his microsoft horse voice. Mor is cooking, good for her. Sharni is not taking prisoners, and vengeful blonde is out. Sarah ran into Joe and is spooked by the biceps, or, Joe ran into Sarah and is spooked by the mean-looking woman with a gun for a leg. Marcus wants to make himself comfortable the only way he knows, by convincing a tall dude to cuddle with him. Poor Kazim, this man has had enough

Second day quite peaceful, many are investigating the surroundings and finding things that may prove useful in the future. Kazim and Joseph are discussing plans and Lucas is very intent on hearing those plans. Fulvila, Sarah and Marcus have buddied up to go hunting. Mor and Ewan continue to be liked within sponsors

Dead after day 2:  Kuzey, Brianne, Alia

Cinnamon bun Ewan refuses to kill by command of Mahir, so he’s dead for him. Marcus isn’t a bloodthirsty killer either and spares Yaling. Charon is singing, i wonder what he is singing. Sarah refuses to fight another big dude, this time with four arms and books it again. Anze, Kazim and Nikita are discussing tactics. Sharni is apparently taking refugees. Kestra just has a long night, i believe in you

What a twist, now it’s Anze who is being robbed. Mahir is taking care of his supplies as well. Pacifist Marcus has to face his demons, and a fierce woman and a man with four arms. Sharni is practicing with a shortbow. Kazim is too much for Helena

Dead after day 3:  Kuzey, Brianne, Alia, Ewan, Joa, Fulvila

Anze is lost without his food. Nikita is crying. Yastreb, Leonie and Helena had a successful day. Joseph can’t start a fire, they were wet logs. Kazim does not allow anyone who’s name starts with M into his fire, his fire piss off. Charon gets more water after being robbed earlier

Isabel is homesick, and who could blame her honestly. This time Kazim is planning with Helena and it’s Nikita who eavesdrops on them. Sharni is building her weapon arsenal. Something happened to Yaling, oh no, did she sprain her ankle. Lioness defeats Romir as well but spares his life. Lucas continues to hear other’s plans.

Dead after day 4:  Kuzey, Brianne, Alia, Ewan, Joa, Fulvila

And the hoe Romir is he’s spending the night with Mahir. Yaling helps out Mor. Joseph is lost.jpg. Sarah is apparently done with the aliens and space cats. Holy SHIT SHARNI. Kesta is kind hearted enough to let Danyel into her shelter

Danyel you evil, evil man. Kazim’s no bullshit meter hit the top and he goes protecting a four eyed alien. Kestra is after Charon, watch out. Sharni teams up with Romir for resource hunt. Yaling and Marcus are being sneaky beaky. Leonie kills her commander to enforce her own survival skills, rest in peace Anze

Dead after day 5:  Kuzey, Brianne, Alia, Ewan, Joa, Fulvila, Helena, Mahir, Joseph, Anze

Marcus you doof, u gotta eat. Sarah isn’t taking any chances leaving anyone alive and down goes Danyel. Leonie and Lucas ran into each other and just go ‘nope’. Poor Isabel wanders on a lake and falls, void rest her soul

Kestra is begging for death again, she remains alive. Lucas you got no reason to be scared of a man with scars on his face, you are one too. Sarah is off to pick flowers after an eventful night. HOLY SHIT SHARNI ‘FIELD OF ROSES’ MY ASS. Nikita is a stealthy assassino.

Dead after day 6: Kuzey, Brianne, Alia, Ewan, Joa, Fulvila, Helena, Mahir, Joseph, Anze, Marcus, Danyel, Isabel, Charon, Mor

Leonie u doof. Kazim faces off with ‘gun for a leg’ Sarah and she’s dead now, bye. Nikita is very, very tired. Romir is sick, how long will he last. Sharni taking that spear she made into use, Lucas is her target, bow down bitches your queen is capable as fuck. Yaling is homesick

Yaling made end of Nikita, probably his own sword, good for you Yali. Kazim is a dead man after facing war veteran Kestra, rest in peace Kazim.

...And after that Romir faces Yaling, and now she’s dead by the sword she ended Nikita’s life moments earlier. Sharni is just hacking forward left adn right but decides to spare Kestra, will this backfire....

Dead after day 7: Kuzey, Brianne, Alia, Ewan, Joa, Fulvila, Helena, Mahir, Joseph, Anze, Marcus, Danyel, Isabel, Charon, Mor, Leonie, Sarah, Lucas, Nikita, Kazim, Yaling

How nice, not on each other’s throats for one night, maybe the last night

They spend the day in peace, Romir prepping for the fina showdown. Kestra is making a flowercrown. Sharni is remembering home, maybe soon she shall return

Dead after day 8:  Kuzey, Brianne, Alia, Ewan, Joa, Fulvila, Helena, Mahir, Joseph, Anze, Marcus, Danyel, Isabel, Charon, Mor, Leonie, Sarah, Lucas, Nikita, Kazim, Yaling

Sharni’s kindness to Kestra paid off, thus both women are even. Romir can’t get a fire to start and dies of cold

SHOCK AND BETRAYAL, well not really betrayal, but literal backstabbing. It was tough gal against tough gal, and war veteran takes the longer straw!

And this concludes the grande fuckening with Kestra as the victor!!

Some stats and kill counts, Sharni dominating with her ‘no prisoners’ attitude and 5 kills, second comes other gal i want to step on me, Kestra, and then master assassin hunter Kazim tied with hitman Marcus and assassin Nikita

Thank you for reading this far hope you enjoyed the grand fuckening you have been an amazing audience, thank you and goodbye!