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Happy Hoelloween! 🎃❤️ Please accept this lil hoe treat just for you:
This is a sweet bub who is positively delighted by your sexy Captain America costume, especially once you start to slowly take it off for him 🤭❤️
Omg yes.
The two of us have a cozy night planned. Just watching movies and passing out Candy to the kiddos. But when He's see's my sexy Captain Costume we'll...
The candy gets left outside the door with a "Take One" sign while our the Star Spangled Man with a plan shows me just how much he loves the costume 😏😘
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hello! okay going to start off easy: what's your favourite bird & how did you first find out about it?
Hi!! My favourite bird is easily the Eurasian Bittern (Botaurus stellaris), and I'm so glad you asked this question because they mean the world to me.
In the country I'm from, bitterns are extremely rare compared to the rest of Europe, and at one point were even extinct here due to a mixture of hunting and the draining of their marshland habitats in order to make way for agriculture. However, one part of this country became a stronghold for these birds (and is where the bulk of their population still resides to this day, with less than 250 breeding males in the whole country). I visited a reserve there when I was only 5, and saw one only a meter away from me. They're one of the most unusual and beautiful looking birds here, and to be so close to such a rare animal is still my most treasured experience birdwatching.
I'd always sort of known they'd existed (long term bird spinterest says hi! so does making bird noises before learning to talk!), but the experience of seeing one in real life solidified it for me. I'm definitely going to a write a proper little post about these guys at some point, as they're super neat, but if you want to find out about them yourself, I'd recommend just listening to their booming. It's terrifying when you're out on the marsh alone in fog.
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OMG this was tough. Because I'm in the midst of ACOTAR right now so I have Fae and Fairies on the mind but Ari is definitely a Minotaur 🐂
Our next poll for monster-y fun 😈
Remember the rules! Once you pick a monster, it will disappear from the poll and won’t be available for other babes to choose. Which is why there's no werewolf option here, because you chose Steve as a werewolf.
Today we're matching...
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you a furry?
Come back with a warrant
#kes answers#i'm half joking#but also come off anon if you're wanting to have a conversation like that LMAO
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I AM SOFT AND KIND AND FULL OF LOVE
#everything everywhere all at once#eeaao#movie lists#movie sessions#this movie gave me so much to think about#nilhism and existentialism will always get to you#and maybe you'll never be the utmost potential of what you could be#maybe you are living the worst possible life possible and all the choices you've made are wrong but the only way out is through#the fact that killing yourself is not the answer and figuring out to be happy woth what you have and where you are is such a cute message#also thinking about how family members always go through so much and there's generations of built up trauma#but you still can find comfort with them#a universe where nothing matters is so liberating#just gotta be kind#michelle yeoh#ke huy quan#stephanie hsu#jamie lee curtis#daniel kwan#daniel scheinert#a24#this movie is basically jester's privilege#also my ramblings make no sense but at least ik how to walk my path better now
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#indian maths teachers ki alag hi dikkate hoti thi#answer right hone par bhi Voh method dusri hone ke marks kaatte the 😭#desiblr#desi shit posting#desi math#desi blog#desi studyblr#desi stuff#desi humor#desipan#desi girl#india education system#desi tumblr#desi problems#just desi things#desi dark academia#desi academia#desi memes#.jpg
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i can’t stop rereading software inability. so i have some questions. how do you think oscar ‘felt’ when he realised he could feel? how did he deal with all these new feelings and experiences? he must have felt scared? but then. did he even know how ‘scared’ feels? i feel like im over complicating things but this fascinates me so much. it’s my favourite fic you’ve ever written.
Heya Snowy! Thank-you so much for you ask. I actually started writing a little bit about Oscar first gaining consiousness a while ago and your ask reminded me to finish it!!
The exact moment this happened may not have actually been when you were expecting but all the clues were there. Nonetheless, here's that moment for you below the cut! :3
Ask is in reference to my fic Software Instabilty
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IncomingMessage_text Sender_Lando: <sos> Function854.exe_TracePhone_Lando: Location_Found Fuction462.exe_RecordHeartrate_Lando: 92bmp Function463.exe_CortisolLevels_Lando: HIGH WARNING: Risk-of-Injury_Lando Punch-Incoming _Probably-of-success-for-counter: 11% 10% 9% SOFTWARE INSTABILITY: ERROR Function000.exe_Righthook-does-not-exist SOFTWARE INSTABILITY: ERROR Function000.exe_Righthook-breaks-law(1)of-robotics ((A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.)) ERROR: Override_Denied ERROR: Override_Denied CRITICAL ERROR: Firewall_Disabled ERROR_ERROR_ERROR_ERROR Function000.exe_Righthook_Executed_
He was breathless, his ears were ringing and the knuckles of his right hand hurt.
Oscar wasn’t sure what had just happened, how he’d even got here. One moment he’d been on the dance floor getting an sos text from Lando and the next he was in the alleyway behind the club, with a large drunk man face down on the pavement in front of him.
He tried to piece it all together. After getting the text he came running and spotted the confrontation. He’d seen Lando push the man and the man ball up a fist in response. Before Oscar had even realised it, he’d balled up a fist as well.
He’d just wanted to protect Lando. He hadn’t wanted to hurt anyone but Lando had been in danger and a simple counter wouldn't have worked. Punching that man was the only choice Oscar had and he’d reacted without even thinking, like something else had taken over his body, like a fire had suddenly been lit and stoked and roared into life. In that moment he felt like everything turned red, he felt like he was out of control and yet had more control than ever before.
He felt!
And he was still feeling.
What he was feeling he had no idea, he didn’t know how to describe it. This was all new, overwhelming, suffocating but he quite liked it.
He felt alive.
#hehehe I bet you thought it was during the kiss :3 but it wasn't#idk if this even answered you question but I had fun writing it regardless.#Also I'll get to your other ask eventaully#Maybe#in like 5 months :3#Landoscar software instability#kes rambles#landoscar
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hello!! i saw the tags on your pinned post abt how shoujo wasn't just romance and it got me curious bc i've read some nice shoujo but really dislike romance-heavy plots. are there any shoujos you like that don't have much or any romance in them? ty and i hope you have a good day! 💛
Oh, there are lots of mangas that are classified as shoujo and don't have romance!!
I am just now beginning my journey through shoujo as well, so I don't have a lot of recommendations for stuff I actually read, but the ones I did read or watch so far are:
Natsume Yuujinchou and basically anything else by its author, Yuki Midorikawa. Sometimes, her works do include romance, but the focus is almost always in the interpersonal relationships and the difficulties her characters go through in life. NatsuYuu is about an orphan boy who can see yokai, and for that reason he acts in "weird" ways and his foster families dislike him, so he keeps going from family to family. The story is about how he finds a good family who accepts and loves him, makes friends, and learns to make friends even with yokais.
There are currently 6 anime seasons out, and a 7th season is on its way, so you can either read the manga or watch the anime.
Akatsuki no Yona - i mean, this one does include romance, but i'll still put it on the list because as far as the anime went the focus is heavy on Yona's actual journey to gather the dragons of legend to be able to recover the kingdom that was stolen from her. It shows how Yona goes from a sheltered spoiled girl to a person befitting the title of dragon king.
My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom - this one is the og villainess isekai and it truly deserves the hype. It is about a girl who wakes up in the child body of the villainess of her favorite otome game. She remembers that the villainess' fate in the game was always either death or exile, so she tries her hardest to change her fate. This one is classified as a reverse harem, but the main character is pretty oblivious and worries more about farming and eating sweets and generally being the best girl ever than actually worrying about romance. Aro ace queen tbh. And her harem is just happy to be with her and be dragged along for her stupid adventures. Plus, the female members of her harem are taken seriously as well, Mary is a raging lesbian and it is not subtext. I mean, it is a shoujo, so of course the female characters would be important lol.
Usagi Drop - listen to me. You will absolutely not look for anything related to this manga. If you like the premise you can watch the anime. But, please, do not look for the manga. You will only be extremely disappointed by it. That being said, I recommend the anime. It is about a man who returns home for his grandfather's funeral and then finds out his grandfather had an illegitimate daughter who has now become an orphan. He ends up having to take care of her because the rest of the family considers her a shame to the family.
Now, for the stuff I havent seen yet, I'll just write some that are on my "plan to read" list and put their genres next to their names so you can check it out if you think the genre's sound interesting:
7 Seeds (drama, horror, psychological, sci fi, survival)
Requiem of the Rose King (drama, historical, supernatural, gender identity)
Basara (drama, fantasy, adventure) (i think this one has romance, but from what i've heard, the main character's story is a lot deeper as she takes her brother's identity in order to fight against the king who killed her brother, it is pretty famous and considered a classic)
Ghost Hunt (horror, mystery, psychological, supernatural)
Helter Skelter (horror, psychological)
My Stepmother and Stepsisters aren't Wicked (comedy, historical, slice of life)
Ikoku Nikki (drama) (this one is the one i'm currently most interested on, i hear it's about a distant woman who's never had a good relationship with her sister and now has to take care of her teenage niece because her sister died)
Itsuwari no Freya (crossdressing, historical)
Limit (drama, psychological, school) (this one sounds incredible tbh, on a field trip their bus gets into an accident and only 5 girls remain, having to learn to survive and trying to assert themselves over one another because they hate each other.)
Machida-kun no sekai (school)
Mitarai-ke, Enjou suru (drama) (the main character wants to infiltrate the household of the family who blamed her mother for a fire, in order to prove her mother's innocence)
Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You (comedy)
Uramichi Oniisan (comedy, showbiz, workplace)
Usotoki Rhetoric (mystery, historical)
Don't Call It Mystery (mystery)
If anyone has more things to recommend I would also love to hear about it!!
#this list includes both josei and shoujo because in my lists i just put them together#answered#natsume yuujinchou#my next life as a villainess#akatsuki no yona#usagi drop#7 seeds#requiem of the rose king#basara#ghost hunt#helter skelter#my stepmother and stepsisters arent wicked#ikoku nikki#itsuwari no freya#limit#machida kun no sekai#mitarai ke enjou suru#smoking behind the supermarket with you#uramichi oniisan#usotoki rhetoric#don't call it mystery#anime recommendation#manga recommendation#shoujo#josei#shoujosei#axel
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So Everything Everywhere All at Once huh
[through a mouthful of my own blood] yeagh. i'm actually so normal about this movie [i trip and fall and a bunch of scenes fall out of my pockets]
additional thoughts and infodump below the cut lol!
No, but genuinely, this film is so fucking incredible!
And I'm glad to see we're on the same page, 'cause I every time I watch this movie, I also spend the last 15-20 mins weeping uncontrollably lol
There are so many facets of it that make me feel as though my heart is clawing its way out of my chest: The enduring message of hope and resilience and compassion—that nothing matters on a cosmic scale, and that things are going to knock the air out of our lungs and leave us reeling with pain. But we create meaning. We are not alone and we are not fundamentally unloveable or worthless or wrong. And we are deserving of care and for people to try to understand and SEE us.
It also (imo) deals with depression and suicidality in such an evocative and important way. Jobu's apathy and exhaustion is so relatable. And the scene where Evelyn reaches into the bagel to pull her daughter back from the precipice of self-destruction? Instant tears. Sobbing uncontrollably.
I also really love the way it subverts the notion of masculinity as something that is emotionally closed-off and dismissive. Waymond is a hero by virtue of his compassion and gentleness (Pop Culture Detective has a really good video on the topic here)
And of course, the mommy issues. A woman traveling through all of time and space—ripping a hole in the side of the universe—just to get her mother to see and accept her? To have someone understand her? Painfully relatable. Send help.
I could go on, but it's pretty late here and my brain is starting to power down (also I don't want to clog up my mutuals' dashes lol). SORRY anyway thank u for this ask, i LOVED it ajskjfskdgds
#asks#answered asks#video#eeaao#eeaao spoilers#everything everywhere all at once#jobu tupaki#evelyn wang#waymond wang#stephanie hsu#michelle yeoh#ke huy quan#a24#a24 films#a24 movies
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Wrapping you in a warm and cozy sweater with all the good vibes 🧣🥰
Kes!!! Thank you for being a kind, supportive and encouraging presence in this community!
Thank you for sharing your talents with us and for being such a lovely human 🎃🖤
OMG babe stop this is the absolute sweetest thing!!! Thank you so much you have no idea how much I needed to hear this today 💛💛
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For the reverse ask game: Kes
Thank you for the ask! This one’s easy because I genuinely love Kes. I love how kind she is – and how her kindness isn’t generally framed as naivete but instead is an active choice. I love how open to accepting the personhood of others she is – like the Doctor. But also, I love how weird she is. I love how fascinated she is by everything in the world – even the parts of it that might seem strange or uninteresting to others. I love that she enjoys watching autopsies. I love the weirdness of the Ocampa in general – their alien biology, and the way that their short lifespans fundamentally change how they relate to time. I love that Kes isn’t content to live the peaceful, confined life of the rest of the Ocampa – that she leaves behind her home without question to see the rest of the universe and that she never loses that desire to push beyond the barriers of the known and acceptable. I love how strong and determined and resilient she is. I love how she comes to feel more and more like a force of nature locked inside a small body. I love her relationship with Tuvok so much – one of the most underrated relationships in Voyager in my opinion. Kes is such a fun character to me, and I’ve never understood why a lot of people dislike her.
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i'm sorry, but jerseykyle is legit every ke$ha song ever written i'm?! BLAHBLAHBLAH???? CANNIBAL???? but like Specifically JOYRIDE like, no, literally Beep Beep, Bitch; I'm Outside ( Best Night Yo Life ) —
Get In Loser,
For The JOYRIDE. ;)
#nina speaks#i am cryiiiiiiing#okay every song excluding One but i blame dr. luke and it being 2000 whatever and the lack of wokeness back them#( we love you mother ke$ha i looooove you mwAH )#but any richter scale breakin freaky ass shakin sleazy breezy beautiful club banger n y2k pop hit abt bein a toxic nasty heaux#was just written about jersey and i MEAN that oh my god#BAD BITCH THEME MUSIC#someone talked to be about hollaback girl and TOO REAL#kyleyb did spell bananas out for gorilla juiceheads frequently#we love a helpful and educated king! thanks baby! aljskasjla#blahblahblah is so real ik when bebe drags him by the ear to college nite at the club and some idiot guy is hitting on him#he is sooooo i don't care where you live it just turn around boy let me hit thatsdjaslkd like if you dont zip yo lips like a padlock#and meet me in the back with the jack and the juxebox AAAA#hes my hero i am very glad he is being rehabilitated for that sex addiction but he was THE MOMENT! THE MOVEMENTTT#JOYRIDE THO???? TOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEAL#i cannot hear maneater by nelly fertado without thinking about him jk embodies the freak nasty evil spirit of that song#i want to answer that ask soon bc i have SOOOO much to say nina stop pretending rm is a netflix original series smh#but i can see it vividly...VIIIIIIIIIIVIDLY and im a little blind so thats really saying something; whateva! i'm a visionary baby!#i want to make a playlist for the boys and for my stupid unfinished bfanfic but my music taste gives me the ick so hard#but yeah it's just...i feel this so strongly in my bones#its his ravenstan new perspective / pop punk y2k stanthems
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Date? 🤔
Aao gals date par chalte hai.
Main aayna lekar khadi rahungi, tum jhumke pendants try karna aur main tumhe niharti rahungi.
Golgappe khane chalenge aur main tumhe apne haathon se khilaungi.
Kulfi khane chalenge, tum meri kulfi se first bite le lena.
Tum jaise sweet ho, usse to thoda kam hi sweet hongi, par dher saari toffees aur chocolate laungi tumhare liye.
Park ke ek bench par baithenge. Tum phoolon ko dekhna, aur main tumko.
Ye date chalega na? ❤️
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hey what was that thing you said about hang ‘em high and 2 guitars fucking each other. i’ve been listening on repeat and i’m hearing it but now i can’t find the post
you may be thinking of these two wonderful posts by @weaponsofclairvoyance which come directly after one another for very good reason lmaoo.
when i reblogged the first one before i saw the second, hang em high was one of the first songs i mentioned, and i've literally used both "dogfight" and "trainwreck" to describe that song before...and those are not coincidences lol. one of ray-and-frank's biggest strengths is making music that's as emotionally evocative as the lyrics and serves the purpose/meaning of the song. mcr does sometimes play with juxtaposing dark lyrics and upbeat music for a specific effect (e.g. headfirst for halos), but hang 'em high is a brilliant example of form matching content, of every element in a song fitting perfectly together - only in this case, they fit perfectly together in the way two cars might after a high-speed crash, twisted hideously out of shape but seamlessly into one another. gerard's vocal performance is out of this world but he wouldn't sound as mad or desperate without those guitars fucking nasty underneath him lol. their parts on the verses are in constant tension with each other - there are moments of mismatched rhythms so it feels like one of them's trying to speed up and moments where one of them's out of key so it sounds dissonant, but it's all done intentionally. so then when they all crash together (vocals drums and bass too - honestly the drums on this track fucking rule) at "don't stop if i fall" it hits you Right in the chest.
^one of the best things this band has ever written, it should be impossible for 45 seconds to be that powerful.
anyway electric guitar is such a versatile instrument on its own so with dual guitars the possibilities are endless and ray and frank are just. my favourite partnership ever i can never shut up about them. if you couldn't tell lol.
#also 'in the foreground of a breathless recollection' is such a good phrase i love it....#anyway sorry this could have been answered with a single screenshot but you got ke monologuing you sly dog#*me#answered#mcr talk#hang em high#also by 'out of key' i mean one's playing non-diatonic notes or chords while the other isn't
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32: What words upset me the most
Filhal toh "tu toh topper hai tujhe toh sab aata hoga"
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Sharmaji (Not Namkeen)
Naam to suna hi hoga (a million apologies for any of the self entitled Sharma's you might have encountered...) Technically speaking intro dena humko aata nahi kyunki hum hai distracted ultra pro max insaan. Bakte bakte kab kahan kis tangent pe nikal jate humko khudko pata nhi hota. The thing is don't be surprised if you randomly find words that don't make sense (they do, just not to you) cause I'm a multilingual insaan with a few words of lotsa languages thrown into my vocabulary making a right khichdi of words and feelings up there. But then again sometimes I don't even understand what's going on up there myself so we can drink to that. (I don't drink. We'll be getting high on jaljeera and air)
As for this blog, it's a metaphysical (is that the right word?) representation of me (I guess?) Not really sure. Definitely this insanity is a part of me. But is not all of me. I mean agar khudko utna accha se jaan hi liya hota to phir zindagi me confusion thori hota. Chale gye hote hum bhi kahin pahado me zindagi ke sach ki khoj me. As for the people I have met here. They are downright amazing. Maane kya hi bataye. Simp karna ho, ya laash thikane lagane ke upaay dhundna ho, they will have my back. (Oh and don't even think of hurting them, you won't just regret it but regret your entire existence. And that's a fucking promise)
Wanna read me turn Lilac's brain children into psychologists horror?
Compromised . Chapters : One, Two, Three.
To coming to the reason why me actually went ahead made this intro post... My tags:-
#sharma shitposting?#->This be the random bakwas i do you'll find everything under this#to sharma ka jawab suno#->This be me answering asks and stuff ya know#queue ki abhi time nhi#-> my lame ass queue tag#sharma ke karname suno#->Me talking about shit i have done. its got nostalgia sharartein and everything in between#sharma shayar ho gyi#->My poems and stories that i have posted along with some banter in shayaris#sharma ka laugh content#->just shit i found hilarious#lemme simp for my man in peace bro#next few are self explanatory#areh bhai sharma sharma jayegi (◕ᴥ◕)#ignore me simping over my man#sharma ki shayari ka raaz#sharma pagal ho gyi hai#sharma ki homealone harkatein#NOW IMPORTANT KOTHA YOU CHOTU CHOTU PIDDU PIDDU BACCHA LOG GO BLOCK THESE NEXT TWO TAGS CAUSE ME WILL BE TAGGING ASSHOLES WITH IT#anon ke chasme ke piche baithkr gidhar bhabki karne wale saamne bhi aao#ps also block these cause be sometimes reblogs absolutely mind traumatizing shit#minors shooooo
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