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Learning new human expressions (ie fingerguns)

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Lorn ft. Dolor - Kerrst/Hate

[kerrste]

Good Omens Theory: Arizaphale is (partly) to blame for the Cardinal Sin

So I’ve been thinking a lot about this line from Good Omens (Sorry for the bad resolution, It does not get better once you click it)

We know that the angels in heaven seem to hate Aziraphale for no good reason. At his excecution, they all seem to be indifferent or glad to get rid of him. Poor guy! And sure, they all seem to be a bunch of eliteist assholes, but does that really explain it? They have a whole hell to worry about, why pick on someone in their own chain of command? Unless they see someone in that chain as a weak link. But why Aziraphale?

Well, apparently, once opon a time, there was something called Apple Tree Duty™. And, as we can see by the state of the world today, someone failed at it - likely at the hands of Crowley ”Crawley” The Serpent.

In their first scene together on the wall, Crowley and Aziraphale already seem familiar with one another, though not by name. The first thing Crowley does is say it’s unreasonable for God to punish the humans so harshly. If it indeed was Aziraphale’s job to keep the forbidden fruit in check and he failed, these lines turn from someone trying to make polite small-talk into Crowley trying to comfort the guy he just made the blackest sheep in all of heaven. Aziraphale agrees in the most disagreeable way possible, when he states God’s plans are ineffable, maybe holding out for this all being part of the Great Plan and not actually his fault. Aziraphale giving his flaming sword to Adam and Eve also makes even more sense, because the way he sees it, he basically doomed these people to die! The least he can do is make sure it doesn’t happen today. Maybe the reason he is chosen to live upon the sinful earth (something all the other angels don’t seem very keen on, since they’re all very out-of-touch with humans) is because he’s the one who made it sinful in the first place, and this is his punishment.

This ^^ never really made sense to me, because as Aziraphale himself states later on, these guys are supposed to me heredetary enemies. Rivals from the beginning of time. Bad-time swagless not-at-all-pals. Is idle chit-chat enough to erase that? Maybe not, but Aziraphale being shown genuine empathy at his lowest point thus far might be. Looking at Crowley, he no longer sees just a demon, but a potential friend. And from that, their relationship only grows.

@neil-gaiman please tell me I’m right

[kerrste]

What’s the coolest thing you could do right now?

Whoa, you clicked the button! To answer my own question; you could consider supporting @hayanahed ’s gofundme campaign. They’re a family of 8 from northen Gaza — A mother, a father, four daughters and two sons — looking to flee acroos the egyptian border. Right now they’re only 14k dollars away from their 100k goal, and whatever you share be the tiebreak between fleeing or being trapped.

The campaign has been vetted by both operation olive branch (#26 on their list) and by project watermelon (#212 there).

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for all the support!

[kerrste]

If I was an architect I'd hide easter eggs in all my houses. Secret compartment behind the fridge. Codeed messages in the spacing of the walls. A slight dent in the roof that, if you look from the right angle, looks to be an inhumanly large handprint.

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When you dont feel like scrolling through the dashboard sludge so you just go to your favourite mutuals blog and like all their posts instead

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Queer frienship is like Hi. This is me and my best friend. Yes, we’ve both been deeply in love with the other at several points. No, we never dated. It took 3 hours of knowing each other to open up about our deepest insecurities. One of us is named after a bug.

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Call me Wont Write Words Well the way I’m Alliterate

[kerrste]

Taking away the ”happy pride to x and x only” trend. From now on, every time you wish someone a happy pride, every gay within a 10 km radius gains +10 xp and 5 additional hit points.

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Every time I find out about a new piece of media or lore my first step is to check its tag on tumblr like "Ah, yess, let's se what the queers have to say about this".

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I feel like OP is the internet version of using sir or madam when refering to a person you just met

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I could never be a monarch because I’d just start chucking titles at everything. Favourite actor? Congrats, you’re a knight! Stranger who opened the door for me? Arch duchess. Cat I saw walking down the street? Greetings Sir Meowsalot, good to have you on board.

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I think a lot of internet discourse would be solved if people discussed with the intent of convincing each other, not some imaginairy audience.

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If chili is hot spicy, and mint is cold spicy, does that mean fizzy water is neutral spicy?

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Overheard a conversation between a guy and a girl in class today about how nice daylight savings was because you got to sleep an extra hour a night. Every night.

Their logic was "well, I wake up at seven, but it's actually eight"