#kermit anon

[beansprean]

Dude, as much as I tease, you are truly a great artist. Not only do you have a recognizable style and amazing artwork, but I adore your storytelling. Your humor is infectious and blends with your stories perfectly. I look up to your prowess and hope one day I could have a bit of this talent.

EVERYONE UNFOLLOW ME I WANT TO BE ALONE WITH KERMIT ANON

[scoups4lyfe]

"*points again at the kermit nodding gif*" damn this early? this is really funny

👀

girl huh

girl wot

[markscherz]

What kind of frog is Kermit? Also, opinions on Kermit?

Kermit is arguably Hyalinobatrachium dianae

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My opinion: he is iconic. Which other muppet is featured in so many gifs and memes?

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Silliest and gayest Napoleon fun fact?

oh man... hard to pick

I feel like it's the one everyone knows which is that, according to Meneval, Napoleon had a penchant for taking running leaps into the laps of friends/secretaries/people he liked**.

Also, this bit from Meneval**: “[Napoleon] would come and sit on the corner of my desk, or on the arm of my armchair, sometimes on my knees. He would put his arm around my neck and amuse himself by gently pulling my ear.”

There's also the one, that I feel is also pretty well known, which is in Cronin's biography**:

Napoleon found that his friendships with men often began with physical attraction, and this took a curious form. 'He told me,' says Coulaincourt, '...that for him the heart was not the organ of sentiment; that he felt emotions only where most men experience feelings of a different kind: nothing in the heart, everything in the loins and in another place, which I lean nameless.' The feeling Napoleon described as 'a sort of painful tingling, a nervous irritability...the squeaking of a saw sometimes gives me the same sensation.'

**insert obligatory disclaimer about early modern/into early 19th century male friendships and homo-social relations being far more intimate and physical in their expression than they are in modern north american and/or #Western Society etc. etc.

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Not quite on topic, but I am often amused whenever I think about Napoleon ribbing Cambaceres about his love-life and that one story where Napoleon hauled everyone out of bed at ass-o'clock in the morning for Empire Reasons. Cambaceres was late to this impromptu meeting and when he arrived Napoleon apparently said something like, “When your emperor calls for you, Cambacérès, you must tell your pretty ladies to put their trousers back on, take up their canes and be off”. 

Relatedly, that letter from Napoleon to Josephine where Napoleon writes: “is it true the First Chancellor is in love? you might have given me a hint”.

Napoleon being like: babe. babe. you need to tell me the Deetz. i ne eed..,, them. for Reasons. babe. babe. you can't leave hanging. babe.

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thank you for the ask!! :D :D

[yesloulou]

Check mereeedithh's tweet, Josh got caught being a WAG again

the way josh was filming on his phone and everybody was????? teasing him???? what?????? but like also the fact that he’s filming on his phone to begin with??????????????

(via @ mereeedithh)

[the-muppet-joker]

Narcissism IS a bad thing! Which is why it is considered a disorder!! Narcissism simply stunts you as a person and won’t allow you to become grow. You thinking of yourself as “better” than others does nothing but make you look pretty stupid tbh

The fact that I selfship with the Joker while kinning him does not mean I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[the-monkey-ruler]

Who would you cast as who if there was a Muppets JTTW film and which character would be the token human?

Oooo I've had this conversation before! I remember cause there were so many options! Like maybe the token Sanzang human so that he just kidnapped by muppets would be funnier. Or the token Wujing human just cause he is in the background but the most serious the group could fit!

But I have decided that a Wukong played with a human would be the funniest option for several reasons. And Yes I am basing this on humor a lot as I believe the muppets are best when they are hilarious. I would have Wukong as the token human cast because he is the 'main character' so to speak and thus would have the most lines/emotional delivery that would be best by a human actor (like Muppet Treasure Island or with Christmas Carol) Also have a real martial artist play Wukong and fighting fucking muppet-yao would be the best. If I had to choose an actor I can't say I know a lot of martial artists actors (who aren't retired) but I thought Simu Liu did a great job in both action and performance so maybe him or someone with similar talent fighting wise.

Sanzang has to be Kermit. Like there is no other options really. Sure Kermit could also be Wujing but really who else could play that well-meaning if not also slighty-always-frustrated-and-please-stop-starting-shit attitude. Tell me this isn't Sanzang trying to tell off his three yao-disciples in the Ginseng Fruit arc to stop stealing shit.

I really think Kermit would bring that overall good nature that Sanzang deserves in a role while still showing his own flaws of being stubborn and exasperated. The mom-friend of the group barely kept it together and just Kermit taking being kidnapped by demons with a grain of salt. I love Kermit and think he deserves his time on screen.

Bajie has to Miss Piggy. I was thinking maybe Miss Piggy as Guanyin just for extra laughs of the Goddess of Mercy coming down and throat-chopping demons to help Wukong and the gang out but honestly, I feel like Miss Piggy deserves to be a bigger star. A woman that just wants to find love and will often let her selfish nature get in the way. Also I can see her being a great comedic duo always egging the human-Wukong on trying to get him in trouble. She is a diva and honestly would think her playing the gluttonous and lazy Bajie as more of a vain and selfish angle would still bring in big laughs.... also letting her throat chop literally anyone that messes with her.

Wujing would be Gonzo. I'll be honest this was kinda the hardest cause I think thinking Kermit for Wujing for so long but I think that the cannibal turned monk would be best by the most daredevil and gravity-defying member the Great Gonzo. Wujing doesn't get enough spotlight and seeing Gonzo, someone who often looks danger in the eye and welcomes it play such a role would be amazing. Gonzo always plays a great supporting role and I think he would bring a grounded air of nonchalance while still happily joining the wacky of hijinks that I think would portray Wujing nicely.

Honestly I was going to have Bailong just be a muppet horse (you know the ones) but honestly, it could just be funnier if it was Rizzo or something. Cause Rizzo REFUSING to join in any shenanigans out of his own free will cause he rather be sleeping/eating could be a hilarious explanation as to why Bailong isn't in most fights. Also might be easier than having Kermit on a muppet horse all the time, just having them walking. So yeah I think that would be solid.

Honorable mentions:

Fozzie Bear - Black Wind Demon, he didn't mean to steal, he thought that Cassok was free!

Rowlf the Dog - Erlang Shen AND Howling Sky Dog, trust me he makes it work

Scooter - Guanyin or Muzha, he just trying his best

Pepe the King Prawn - Ao Guang

Animal - The Jade Emporer

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (please extras) - the 8 immortals

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Laozi

Beaker - Furnace Assistant

Sam Eagle - Pagoda King Li

Statler and Waldorf - Every single Tudi

The Swedish Chef - Yellow Brow Demon (especially enjoys trying to cook Kermit-Sanzang)

And that is my thoughts at least! I hope that you like the ideas but I love heating what others think!

[achilles-rage]

since it’s still Halloween!!!! some fun buck thoughts for you

he is def goes all out with his costume and would be a sucker for a couples costume. He’s def chronically online and finds the oddest most hilarious one and somehow still looks very hot!

YES!!!

i feel like he’s secretly (but not so secretly) a romantic, so he loves the idea of couples costumes!! and he’s definitely either extremely chronically online, or he has no idea about current trends and is completely in his own little bubble on social media. like he keeps up with fitness influencers he likes and loves a good little silly dog video every now and then LOL

my dream is to have a couples costume with a partner where i’m miss piggy and they’re kermit the frog and i’m gonna project that onto buck<3

like imagine him with a plus size girly and he’s wearing the silliest kermit the frog costume meanwhile she’s wearing a sparkly dress and has PERFECT hair and makeup and he’s like 🥰😵‍💫🦋 at her being the centre of attention (in true miss piggy fashion)

[stepheniemeyer]

Hello Mrs. Meyer! How open would you be to having your work adapted by the Muppets? (And do you think Kristin Stewart would be open to reprising her role as Bella, the One Human Character?)

I am open to it, but it is non negotiable for me that Bella is played by Kermit. The one human character has to be Billy Burke reprising his role as Charlie.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Kermit is a cuck

Anon, you better pray to god Miss Piggy doesn't find you.

[st4rfckerz]

I would let Anakin go arms deep and pretend I’m his muppet that’s all I’m saying.

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this might be the realest thing you've ever said disco ball.

[beansprean]

In regards with your latest post, I can't believe you advised your viewers to ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD a TV show. That is just the wrong way of doing things. It is dangerous and foolish to download shows that Hulu has spent a lot of work exploiting their workers for. Streaming the pirated content is much safer. Less likely to download malware and is basically invisible to internet providers if you use a VPN. Look up "beginners guide to piracy" to find a link on reddit for more info. Much love, dear Kermie. <3

[cosmic-radio-station]

hey moots is ya boy cosmic

uhh I found this interaction a lil weird

OH WOW

HE DELETED THEM

the first message was something like

"elmo is a CHILD and he would never date Kermit the frog. this is sick... "

after my apologetic message he said something like,

"you are forgiven, we all stumble blindly in the dark of life making mistakes"

or some shit like that

boy shut your goofy ass up

btw I'm talking about @/the-muppet-joker

go block the deranged freako please

[statleragainstposers]

Omg you literally posts about a Kermit plushie and now the croaker‘s is missing!? Sus af.

Me? Suspicious? not the Croaker, who is lying to you all? The hypocrisy of you people is astounding.

also, he literally said it was late at night and that his phone was almost dead, so he obviously just went to bed when he got back home. I get that most of you aren't Rational Thinkers, but please apply a little bit of common sense before you decided to FLAME.

[the-puppet-mafia]

what would everyone's reaction if they had to wear some kind of cutesy dress?

Spamton: he’s not really seen all that often so if he wants to wear a cutesy dress he can and no one will know

Jigsaw: surprisingly he doesn’t really care

Slappy: he’s PISSED (you better run)

LilCal: Cal doesn’t really like dresses but he doesn’t really care either

Annabelle: Annabelle doesn’t really like cutesy things, but she will wear it

Chucky: it annoys him because it reminds him that he’s not human anymore and that he’s a doll

Duck: He doesn’t care but it get in the way of he’s work

Yellow Guy: Yellow Guy actually does like dresses she finds them very comfortable so he’ll where it was no problem

Red Guy: even if Red guy wanted to wear a dress he can’t because he has to much hair

Kermit: Kermit hates dresses

Elmo: Elmo doesn’t care

[pcktknife]

To be fair Rauru also died.

oh so I can't have him or his wife. cool just splendid