#kermit anon

[beansprean]

Dude, as much as I tease, you are truly a great artist. Not only do you have a recognizable style and amazing artwork, but I adore your storytelling. Your humor is infectious and blends with your stories perfectly. I look up to your prowess and hope one day I could have a bit of this talent.

EVERYONE UNFOLLOW ME I WANT TO BE ALONE WITH KERMIT ANON

[scoups4lyfe]

"*points again at the kermit nodding gif*" damn this early? this is really funny

👀

girl huh

girl wot

[markscherz]

What kind of frog is Kermit? Also, opinions on Kermit?

Kermit is arguably Hyalinobatrachium dianae

[src]

My opinion: he is iconic. Which other muppet is featured in so many gifs and memes?

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Silliest and gayest Napoleon fun fact?

oh man... hard to pick

I feel like it's the one everyone knows which is that, according to Meneval, Napoleon had a penchant for taking running leaps into the laps of friends/secretaries/people he liked**.

Also, this bit from Meneval**: “[Napoleon] would come and sit on the corner of my desk, or on the arm of my armchair, sometimes on my knees. He would put his arm around my neck and amuse himself by gently pulling my ear.”

There's also the one, that I feel is also pretty well known, which is in Cronin's biography**:

Napoleon found that his friendships with men often began with physical attraction, and this took a curious form. 'He told me,' says Coulaincourt, '...that for him the heart was not the organ of sentiment; that he felt emotions only where most men experience feelings of a different kind: nothing in the heart, everything in the loins and in another place, which I lean nameless.' The feeling Napoleon described as 'a sort of painful tingling, a nervous irritability...the squeaking of a saw sometimes gives me the same sensation.'

**insert obligatory disclaimer about early modern/into early 19th century male friendships and homo-social relations being far more intimate and physical in their expression than they are in modern north american and/or #Western Society etc. etc.

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Not quite on topic, but I am often amused whenever I think about Napoleon ribbing Cambaceres about his love-life and that one story where Napoleon hauled everyone out of bed at ass-o'clock in the morning for Empire Reasons. Cambaceres was late to this impromptu meeting and when he arrived Napoleon apparently said something like, “When your emperor calls for you, Cambacérès, you must tell your pretty ladies to put their trousers back on, take up their canes and be off”. 

Relatedly, that letter from Napoleon to Josephine where Napoleon writes: “is it true the First Chancellor is in love? you might have given me a hint”.

Napoleon being like: babe. babe. you need to tell me the Deetz. i ne eed..,, them. for Reasons. babe. babe. you can't leave hanging. babe.

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thank you for the ask!! :D :D

[yesloulou]

Check mereeedithh's tweet, Josh got caught being a WAG again

the way josh was filming on his phone and everybody was????? teasing him???? what?????? but like also the fact that he’s filming on his phone to begin with??????????????

(via @ mereeedithh)

[the-muppet-joker]

Narcissism IS a bad thing! Which is why it is considered a disorder!! Narcissism simply stunts you as a person and won’t allow you to become grow. You thinking of yourself as “better” than others does nothing but make you look pretty stupid tbh

The fact that I selfship with the Joker while kinning him does not mean I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[the-monkey-ruler]

Who would you cast as who if there was a Muppets JTTW film and which character would be the token human?

Oooo I've had this conversation before! I remember cause there were so many options! Like maybe the token Sanzang human so that he just kidnapped by muppets would be funnier. Or the token Wujing human just cause he is in the background but the most serious the group could fit!

But I have decided that a Wukong played with a human would be the funniest option for several reasons. And Yes I am basing this on humor a lot as I believe the muppets are best when they are hilarious. I would have Wukong as the token human cast because he is the 'main character' so to speak and thus would have the most lines/emotional delivery that would be best by a human actor (like Muppet Treasure Island or with Christmas Carol) Also have a real martial artist play Wukong and fighting fucking muppet-yao would be the best. If I had to choose an actor I can't say I know a lot of martial artists actors (who aren't retired) but I thought Simu Liu did a great job in both action and performance so maybe him or someone with similar talent fighting wise.

Sanzang has to be Kermit. Like there is no other options really. Sure Kermit could also be Wujing but really who else could play that well-meaning if not also slighty-always-frustrated-and-please-stop-starting-shit attitude. Tell me this isn't Sanzang trying to tell off his three yao-disciples in the Ginseng Fruit arc to stop stealing shit.

I really think Kermit would bring that overall good nature that Sanzang deserves in a role while still showing his own flaws of being stubborn and exasperated. The mom-friend of the group barely kept it together and just Kermit taking being kidnapped by demons with a grain of salt. I love Kermit and think he deserves his time on screen.

Bajie has to Miss Piggy. I was thinking maybe Miss Piggy as Guanyin just for extra laughs of the Goddess of Mercy coming down and throat-chopping demons to help Wukong and the gang out but honestly, I feel like Miss Piggy deserves to be a bigger star. A woman that just wants to find love and will often let her selfish nature get in the way. Also I can see her being a great comedic duo always egging the human-Wukong on trying to get him in trouble. She is a diva and honestly would think her playing the gluttonous and lazy Bajie as more of a vain and selfish angle would still bring in big laughs.... also letting her throat chop literally anyone that messes with her.

Wujing would be Gonzo. I'll be honest this was kinda the hardest cause I think thinking Kermit for Wujing for so long but I think that the cannibal turned monk would be best by the most daredevil and gravity-defying member the Great Gonzo. Wujing doesn't get enough spotlight and seeing Gonzo, someone who often looks danger in the eye and welcomes it play such a role would be amazing. Gonzo always plays a great supporting role and I think he would bring a grounded air of nonchalance while still happily joining the wacky of hijinks that I think would portray Wujing nicely.

Honestly I was going to have Bailong just be a muppet horse (you know the ones) but honestly, it could just be funnier if it was Rizzo or something. Cause Rizzo REFUSING to join in any shenanigans out of his own free will cause he rather be sleeping/eating could be a hilarious explanation as to why Bailong isn't in most fights. Also might be easier than having Kermit on a muppet horse all the time, just having them walking. So yeah I think that would be solid.

Honorable mentions:

Fozzie Bear - Black Wind Demon, he didn't mean to steal, he thought that Cassok was free!

Rowlf the Dog - Erlang Shen AND Howling Sky Dog, trust me he makes it work

Scooter - Guanyin or Muzha, he just trying his best

Pepe the King Prawn - Ao Guang

Animal - The Jade Emporer

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (please extras) - the 8 immortals

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Laozi

Beaker - Furnace Assistant

Sam Eagle - Pagoda King Li

Statler and Waldorf - Every single Tudi

The Swedish Chef - Yellow Brow Demon (especially enjoys trying to cook Kermit-Sanzang)

And that is my thoughts at least! I hope that you like the ideas but I love heating what others think!

[achilles-rage]

since it’s still Halloween!!!! some fun buck thoughts for you

he is def goes all out with his costume and would be a sucker for a couples costume. He’s def chronically online and finds the oddest most hilarious one and somehow still looks very hot!

YES!!!

i feel like he’s secretly (but not so secretly) a romantic, so he loves the idea of couples costumes!! and he’s definitely either extremely chronically online, or he has no idea about current trends and is completely in his own little bubble on social media. like he keeps up with fitness influencers he likes and loves a good little silly dog video every now and then LOL

my dream is to have a couples costume with a partner where i’m miss piggy and they’re kermit the frog and i’m gonna project that onto buck<3

like imagine him with a plus size girly and he’s wearing the silliest kermit the frog costume meanwhile she’s wearing a sparkly dress and has PERFECT hair and makeup and he’s like 🥰😵‍💫🦋 at her being the centre of attention (in true miss piggy fashion)

[poggyking3]

It was a day like any other, SMG3 smelling of coffee after a moderate day of having to deal with awful costumers he would do awful things to if they wouldn't sic the ultra Karen on him in the form of law enforcement, his good boy relaxing just by the counter as he was a little too tired to go back yet. SMG3 looked around, happy to feel it was over for now. And SMG4 didn't show up for now so he could just go an relax. He grabbed his son who was too tired to react in any bigger way, not that SMG3 would need that to know that his son loves him very much.

They went down to relax, SMG3 decided to scroll on his phone while lying down. He needed a bit of doomscrolling anyways. He didn't like going there but often that was where the context of some memes lay so he decided to do so on Tik Tok. He scrolled for a while, seeing some truly unfunny memes. That was expected so he wasn't surprised but some of them got him really close to facepalming. Then, out of nowhere came some guy's plush business. It was actually.... laughably awful. God, all the plushies looked so... He couldn't even describe it but they were all terrible. He decided to tap on the person's profile, just out of curiosity. He flicked through some of the videos just to see the plushies in someone's hand move around in a convincing manner just to prove they're real. As he paid attention he realised a lot of them were actually bootleg versions of characters. Awful bootleg versions at that, as if trying to be different. And then he saw the most laughable one, which appeared to Kermit the Frog as the plush had the... maybe the colour and the collar right but nothing else really. The head was way too big and bulky and weirdly kind of round and looked like he could explose but also having the most thousand yard stare a plush could ever have. The body of it also didn't seem right, it looked like whoever put him together got the stuffing from the most ungodly place with how it seemed to fill the plush. Was it even your usual stuffing? Like what you would expect in plushies? The image was so absurd, SMG3 couldn't help but chuckle.

-What a charming lad - he found himself thinking as he stared at it further. Then it reminded him of a certain someone. He knew he always liked this stupid little frog despite how much time had passed... You would think someone like him would get tired of a meme faster but not this one.

He pretended like he wasn't gonna do anything as he opened the business's webpage to see what are they still selling. And it was right there, for not even that bad of a price. He would regret this later but he did buy it. Impulse purchase because....

-Did I really just do that.. - he looked to Eggdog - Eggdog, did I really just do that?

His son looked at him confused. The little guy was confused, then again knowing his dad he did have a few guesses.

-So I... might've made an impulse purchase- NOT a big one, not this time but it's.... so stupid.... like him

And so Eggdog's most likely guess was confirmed, to which he looked unamused. He barked in slight annoyance, he thought it would be about time to get over that already. He knew SMG3's whole life was basically spent with obsessing over SMG4 but... God.

-I know! I feel as stupid as him now! - he whined further, intentionally misinterpretting Eggdog - But he would like it I think... Not that I bought it for him!

Eggdog now decided not to pay attention. He barked something that sounded like a slight nudge to hear how he sounded then. To which SMG3 sounded confused so Eggdog snatched SMG3's phone. And then a bit later handed it back with the page on the Tsundere deretype wiki being open. SMG3's face immediately fell seeing it.

-Noooo you can't be serious, it's not like that! I've- I've said it before and I'll say it if I need to. I don't love him he's just... He's so stupid and so annoying I can't help but... you know?

A few days after this exchange the plush arrived. SMG3 decided to keep it in his room until he decided what to do with it for real. Because, of course, it would be really weird if he actually gave it to SMG4, no? Even if he thought that in person it even more reminded him of SMG4.

During a break, he came downstairs, just to sort of- check on the plush. It always seemed to be on the back of his mind, really striving to be like SMG4 with how annoying that was. He grabbed the plush rather harshly, as if it had anything to do with what he was feeling. He stared at the plush, hate seething. Hands trembling. Just staring. Going crazy.

He hugged the plush tightly. It only lasted a few seconds before he threw it away. That was weird and definitely meant nothing. Although he was, for some reason, uneasy about it, he decided to go back up instead. But the plush wouldn't leave his mind either way.

He repeated this a few times, slowly becoming agitated with how the plush would consume all his breaks because of the hold it had on him. Like a leech, wanting to get the worst out of him. He really started to despise the plush despite it never doing anything, just taking his abuse and being ever so inanimate.

He decided it was finally time to let it go. But he thought he could do it with just... giving it to SMG4. For no reason.

He was thinking of how to do it but if he did it to his face he would definitely get teased to it and maybe even found out on why he was even doing that in the first place.

SMG4 could never know the plush is cursed always being on your mind for a reason that couldn't quite be explained. Nope, no way.

Maybe not face to face, he could just leave it somewhere, with a note? Or... No, SMG4 shouldn't even know it came from him.

He finally devised the perfect plan, to leave it around with a note that only said "For SMG4" and nothing about who it came from.

He snuck out at a late time when he was sure that SMG4 would be asleep and decided to leave it by his door. He checked just in case and SMG4 was asleep. What a relief, if he were to be awake then, it would've been really awkward!

A few days had passed since, the plush somewhat left his mind, only sometimes coming to it. SMG4 decided that it would be nice to hang out since he cared about his friendgroup so SMG3 was now, once again, in the viscinity of that cursed plush. Today SMG4 seemed to be more annoying than usual though for all right reasons to be a different kind of annoying. Since he had many ways to be annoying.

They were just gaming when he said he would be back. SMG3 didn't think much of it then but then.... SMG4 appeared with the plush.

-Do any of you know about this.... plush? - SMG4 introduced the ""Kermit"" the ""Frog"" """"Plush""""

SMG3 decided to try and lie as best as he possibly could.

-What is that UGLY thing holy shit - he chuckled thought it was more from the nerve than actually finding it funny.

The other chuckled too.

-Did someone dump their trash on you? - Meggy asked.

Mario stared at it. There was no way he could know anything. Mario walked closer to the plush, observing it with all his brain power.

-Mario thinks this-a plush knows the meaning of life... Just look at that face, so wise!

-No need to play it up. I just asked because the other day I found it with a note that just said it was for me but not that from who... I've been thinking about upgrading my security because I'm scared it might've been a crazy fan. Or worse.... a crazy clowngirl - SMG4 expressed real fear with his last words.

-I mean, you could just throw it out - Meggy said.

-No, I like it - SMG4 chuckled, hugging the plush to himself - Something about it helps me with making videos. I put it on my desk and it had been such an active helper.

-Are genuinely keeping it?? - SMG3 was a bit surprised, lightly showing he had some kind of a personal attachment to it.

-Yeah, what, you want it?

-No way, no, I don't want to be cursed

SMG4 took the plush back to his room and the hanging out went on as usual.

Slowly it was starting to get late enough that his friends were leaving one by one. SMG3 somehow turned out to be sticking around the longest. SMG4 was walking him to the door.

-Hey, before you go - SMG4 stopped SMG3 from leaving.

-What?

-Did you... give me the plush

SMG3 stared at him wide eyed.

-Uh... No? - he lied so badly, anybody could see right through him.

-Thanks - SMG4 smiled - I honestly had a feeling, it's a very you kinda gift. Glad to- have you... as a friend!

-Okay, that's enough - SMG3 flustered.

-C'mon, man, give a chance to thank you!!

-No way, I only got it because I thought it looked as stupid as you are

-Hey! Wait... - SMG4 was offended for a second then changed his tone, one that was harder to read despite how usually SMG4 felt like an open book - You got it because it reminded me of you? Did you even... initally get it as a gift?

-Yeah! Uh... No... Uh... - the greatest liar tried lying and failed, he dug his grave to lie in it too.

The stood there, unsure what to do.

-I- uh... I had no idea you felt that way - SMG4 averted SMG3's gaze, being... genuinely flustered. What the hell did have to be flustered about.

-I mainly punched it after getting it - SMG3 blurted out, trying to save himself.

-You want to punch me??

-Sometimes??

-Damn... - SMG4 looked rather sad about that.

-Don't be like that, I only want to punch you sometimes.

-Did you do anything else to it?

-What are you, a cop?

-I'm not but your answer only made me more curious

-Okay yeah I... I did - SMG3 admitted. He was all out of his lying juice.

-Like? Hugging it?

-....Maybe

SMG4 took that as a sign he could do what he wanted to and hugged SMG3. He wasn't hugged back too quick but he wasn't pushed away either. But even when the hug was returned SMG3 didn't put his whole self into it. As if being dismissive of it could diminish the kind of stupid feelings it boiled up in his body, truly as if SMG4 was a curse on his body now getting him even worse with how close he was. The hug felt like it lasted forever but once SMG4 let go he really wanted it back. Maybe it was a little nice.

-Thank you. Again. Really

SMG3 finally managed to left, feeling happier than usual. Maybe curses can be good sometimes.

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Here you go, it was silly prompt and this time I got distracted several times and only managed to finish this really late ahah, I should really sleep. Well, I hope you enjoy reading this, SMG3. And maybe even SMG4 could too, I saw him on one of the post's likes, you're not slick!!! Anyways peace out, the bed needs me and I need it the same way

- Nerd anon

Ooc

OH. MY. GOD.

MORE HEAT FROM NERD ANON HOLY FAWK THIS IS SO SILLY AND I LOVE IT AND I LOVE THE CLOWN GIRL REF TO THE POST MY HUBBY MADE OMFG I WAS LAUGHING AND GIGGLING AND TEEHEEING THE WHOLE TIME I READ THIS I DEADASS NEED TO HUNT AND FIND MORE OF YOUR WRITING BC I LOVE THE STYLE YOU'VE GOT GOING ON ITS UNIQUE AND IT'S SO SILLY OMGGSKYOGBSHHFBWB

[lunearobservatory]

Ooh, saw the color thingy

Virginia + C8 w/ kermit

this ask broke my brain btw. I got it in october 2023 anon idk who u are and i do NOT blame u. but when i tried to picture virginia with expression c8 in color palette kermit my brain fully stopped functioning. i tried drawing it like seven times and they were all shit. i tried drawing something else, it was shit. i tried to think of what virginia would look like to me; my brain became a black hole. all knowledge instantly left me. I can't draw anymore i don't know what's WRONG WITH ME but THIS ASK STARTED IT. WHAT THE FUCK DOES VIRGINIA LOOK LIKE

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Kermit is a cuck

Anon, you better pray to god Miss Piggy doesn't find you.

[beansprean]

In regards with your latest post, I can't believe you advised your viewers to ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD a TV show. That is just the wrong way of doing things. It is dangerous and foolish to download shows that Hulu has spent a lot of work exploiting their workers for. Streaming the pirated content is much safer. Less likely to download malware and is basically invisible to internet providers if you use a VPN. Look up "beginners guide to piracy" to find a link on reddit for more info. Much love, dear Kermie. <3

[st4rfckerz]

I would let Anakin go arms deep and pretend I’m his muppet that’s all I’m saying.

-🪩

this might be the realest thing you've ever said disco ball.

[statleragainstposers]

Omg you literally posts about a Kermit plushie and now the croaker‘s is missing!? Sus af.

Me? Suspicious? not the Croaker, who is lying to you all? The hypocrisy of you people is astounding.

also, he literally said it was late at night and that his phone was almost dead, so he obviously just went to bed when he got back home. I get that most of you aren't Rational Thinkers, but please apply a little bit of common sense before you decided to FLAME.

[the-puppet-mafia]

what would everyone's reaction if they had to wear some kind of cutesy dress?

Spamton: he’s not really seen all that often so if he wants to wear a cutesy dress he can and no one will know

Jigsaw: surprisingly he doesn’t really care

Slappy: he’s PISSED (you better run)

LilCal: Cal doesn’t really like dresses but he doesn’t really care either

Annabelle: Annabelle doesn’t really like cutesy things, but she will wear it

Chucky: it annoys him because it reminds him that he’s not human anymore and that he’s a doll

Duck: He doesn’t care but it get in the way of he’s work

Yellow Guy: Yellow Guy actually does like dresses she finds them very comfortable so he’ll where it was no problem

Red Guy: even if Red guy wanted to wear a dress he can’t because he has to much hair

Kermit: Kermit hates dresses

Elmo: Elmo doesn’t care

[pcktknife]

To be fair Rauru also died.

oh so I can't have him or his wife. cool just splendid