#kermeter

[sweatermuppet]

get this as a sticker here!!

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[the-mom-friend-dot-com]

screaming, crying, giggling like a fool, kicking my feet in the air when someone interacts with me on this app

[quiet-art-kid]

Congratulations! We

COLLECTIVELY gave Grimbeard Dementia! (Httyd mad libs)

(Ps if you submitted a word and it wasn’t used, sorry)

DEAR HEIR.

(said the letter)

I have had a scaley Viking life. But now that I am a

blue, old dragon I find I am not so giddy with my three

years of  rollicking and flying, shimmying and toothful 

air. I wonder if I might have run things differently.

This art, for instance. The Sagas will tell you

that the stealing of it was my Most

Flashy Moment. But since then. It has

been tearing my once-happy band of librarians apart

with GREED and LUST FOR Kermet. (Guess Grimbeard is gay for kermit the frog)

We are just not ready to look after this treasure.

So I have decided to get rid of it.

I know that there will be witches who will hear of the

Legend of the Treasure and come singing for it, and

for them I have buried a gay lemon (grimbeard noooooo!!! not the gay lemons) on the Isle of

the glasses as a decoy, so that they will think that

The hunt ends there. I have hidden the

REAL TREASURE

deep, deep In this underground island of tomorrow. It has

taken many many months for my helmet  to swim

down here with it. It is guarded by wind one way

and the Callban Caves the other. I have placed an Infant 

Sword in the Cavern who shall grow in time to be a poor Guardian indeed. (I’m sure it will)

 I dream of a time in the future when men will be able to own such seductive and  dangerous

things and use them surely. 

I dream of an Heir who shall be chef, a professional pretty boy , a Man who mewes with Monsters (I hate to say this but it sounds like Alvin)  and who will harness the power of  Thugery’s Flamethrower itself.... This Heir will come and he will find my treasure. I give it to him freely, all of it.

 and he shall know what to do with it.

I wish you good luck and a nice strong tooth,

Tantrum the Sharkworm 

[starkiller02]

Kermet the crazy fog 🐸

[nijigasakilove]

That last scene with Pride and Val crying together is exactly why I love this series. People who hate on it in their reviews talk about “nothing happening” like it’s a battle shonen.

There’s not supposed to be a lot of action in this series. It’s about pride winning over one person at a time and establishing these interpersonal relationships. Not every fantasy series needs to be defeating a demon lord or a big adventure.

Seeing people like Val, with such cold and prickly exteriors gradually melting away and revealing their true vulnerabilities is so satisfying. Kermet and Sefec may have started out as nuisances, but somewhere along the way they have become his genuine family.

I just love how Pride handled this situation. Everyone knew val needed help, but she just needed him to come out and say it. Telling everyone to leave the room and facing him one on one was a great decision and ultimately paid off. Seeing how she navigates these situations is always so interesting. Arthur, Stale, Gilbert and now Val have all had their own unique issues and she’s been able to find ways to reach each one!

Can’t wait for next ep.

[just-a-pot-of-frogs]

(In order to the pictures)

[bee-toess]

AAAAAAAAAAH YOU WERE SO MISSED HIIIIIIII

HIIII KERMET HRUU

[astrorego]

Saw a green car with the plate KERMET (I think that was it, I know it wasn't exactly Kermit but it was close) yesterday. King shit

[lifekill2354]

So every time kermet and ms piggy fuck it’s a 4sum?

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[reconprate]

The Smile

The Smile “Zero Sum” Cutouts (10-04-2024) This is the third single off the third album from the side-project of Radiohead’s Thom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood, along with Sons Of Kermet’s Tom Skinner. Artist contact:  Facebook – Instagram   Previously featured:  “Don’t Get Me Started”  – “Teleharmonic”  – “Friend of a Friend”

[phantomkapok]

Does Waluigi Is Gay?

of course kermet will confirm he is married 50 years this is not a lie

[kamari3]

The only human is johnathan harker, and dracula is kermet.

(Bonus points if you explain how you would adapt it in the tags)

[nijigasakilove]

Lastame Thursdays! Just one more left :/

Being able to amplify magical abilities is a really cool introduction to the series and makes Kermet really important to the story. The irony of someone that powerful being dumped in a literal trash heap and abandoned. A literal diamond in the rough. Imagine how powerful Gil, Arthur or Stale’s abilities could be with his touch. Crazy stuff. That scene of them earth bending out of the cave was really cool lol.

Daily Yoshitsugu villain appearance. Dude has been a villain in like 4 shows this week alone lol. I was hoping we’d get more info on “the order” as the episode title hints, but other than their cloaking ability and the voiceless other dude we didn’t get much. This was more of a Val and the kids backstory than anything.

Their backstory was as sad as you’d expect. Not even having names :/. Nice seeing how close they grew to Val over those 3 months, but as I was watching I couldn’t help but ask “is nobody gonna buy these kids some clothes?” Val had them with him for a while and started giving them some food but damn get these babies some new clothes man lol.

Ironic that Pride’s order is kind of the reason they got taken in the first place. If Val could���ve fought back things may have gone different, but then again it all worked out in the end because they saved more kids and Pride still jumped in after Val to save him. Which was really heroic btw. She’s never content just passively watching things play out, always wants to do her duty and protect even the least of her subjects and I love that.

One more episode 😩 can’t wait to see how they wrap it up. Then it’s onto the LNs. Would love a second season especially since the story is only really now starting

[arcane-razor]

I had a whole message typed out for this but I feel like this is honestly better

he even dresses like a kermet the frog cosplay 😭

[andreas-nolte]

Kermeter (Nov 2020)

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[ftb-adventures]

Was für ein tolles Wochenende liegt da hinter uns, drei Tage waren wir mit einer Gruppe unterwegs. Start mit Fahrtechniktraining am Freitag, gefolgt von einer militärischen MTB-Tour am Samstag und zum Abschluss am Sonntag eine Wanderung durch den Nationalpark mit lokalen Geschichten. Bei bestem Wetter und sympathischen Gästen war das kaum zu toppen. #mtb #mountainbike #mountainbiketour #fahrtechnik #nature #eifel #hürtgenwald #huertgenforest #wandern #kermeter #wochenende #beactive #getoutstayhealthy https://www.instagram.com/p/CFE-aARhihe/?igshid=xph1vxz3zjyx