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Star is in a cave, mining.
I'm in the cave mining diamonds for my lovely friends. I love them so much! :D
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING CREEPER?
"I'M A FUCKING CREEPER FROM FUCKING MINECRAFT AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP"
What do you do?
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IF YOU WANTED ME TO BLOW UP YOU COULD HAVE JUST FUCKING ASKED IM A FUCKING CREEPER
The creeper is dead
Wow! You have saved me! So awesome!
Star is in a cave, mining.
I'm in the cave mining diamonds for my lovely friends. I love them so much! :D
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING CREEPER?
"I'M A FUCKING CREEPER FROM FUCKING MINECRAFT AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP"
What do you do?
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THESE FUCKING CRYSTAL PVPERS RUINED THE META
I QUIT
I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN FUCKING LAVA
Star is in a cave, mining.
I'm in the cave mining diamonds for my lovely friends. I love them so much! :D
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING CREEPER?
"I'M A FUCKING CREEPER FROM FUCKING MINECRAFT AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP"
What do you do?
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All of a sudden THE verbalase shows up
AND THERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS! KORISSA HAS WON THE BATTLE!
And everybody clapped
Star is in a cave, mining.
I'm in the cave mining diamonds for my lovely friends. I love them so much! :D
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING CREEPER?
"I'M A FUCKING CREEPER FROM FUCKING MINECRAFT AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP"
What do you do?
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I can't believe it! You really killed the creeper! My items are safe now!
*star kneels and holds out a diamond to Ell, gently nestling the diamond within their hands while keeping them as open as possible so that the diamond is visible, presenting it to her face, and looking up at her eyes*
If you spend this on a diamond hoe I'm tossing your flint and steel into a cactus.
Star is in a cave, mining.
I'm in the cave mining diamonds for my lovely friends. I love them so much! :D
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING CREEPER?
"I'M A FUCKING CREEPER FROM FUCKING MINECRAFT AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP"
What do you do?
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Star is in a cave, mining.
I'm in the cave mining diamonds for my lovely friends. I love them so much! :D
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING CREEPER?
"I'M A FUCKING CREEPER FROM FUCKING MINECRAFT AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP"
What do you do?
#stardummyposting#This is a joke I am probably not going to respond unless the response is absolute cinema
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Good lord
You ask, and you shall receive. :)

@elltheenergetic
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Hehehheh I'm just messing with you :3
"-ABC for a hot, dominant male, heheh."
"-I think I'm going crazy again. Where'd my pills go."
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ABC
I need more friends ! :D
"-ABC for a hot, dominant male, heheh."
"-I think I'm going crazy again. Where'd my pills go."
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Hey! Are you pregnant yet? I really need those photos!
I gave the photos to @trampolinefan6389
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I am sending healing sparkles to you!
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I hope you feel better.
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That FUCKING HURT.
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There I drew it.
Never ask me for anything ever again /j
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Dear lord
HELLO TRAMPOLINERS
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star went out to go work on the anon's request. how kind of them!!!
(/joke)
Anything to help people I guess!
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this... may be my fault.
Its okay! We will fix this!
"-Ahem ahem, I think I murdered my wife."
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Hey, can you get pregnant and show me a picture of it? Thanks!
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Star is no longer available for tonight
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I've seen this one before. She's ordering armed pizza to kill you.
stand your ground, put her in the dryer. (Pizza can't go there) then reach for the pizza delivery person's equipment (it contains armed pizza)
"-Told my wife to call the pizza place. Weirdly, I only heard her press 3 buttons, and she keeps whispering something. I think I made out the words "The pizza is armed and aggressive.". Does anyone know what that means?"
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