#kenji dont give a fuck

[rieamena]

take my hand until the sun goes down

kenji sato & baseball critic!reader headcanons

the first installment

requests put in by the lovely @despacito-uwu16 (bless your beautiful big brain)

marriage hcs ♡

we all know how much ken is in love with you but after that stunt he pulled at the championship game, it got a whole lot worse. he would not let a single chance to call you his fiancée pass by. afterparty following a challenging game? "can't make it, i miss my fiancée." team planning a dinner? "let me ask if my fiancée wants to come!" trying to get out of an agonizing conversation? "oh, my fiancée's calling me." he does not miss a BEAT when it comes to you. and after you got married!?!? oh let me tell you…

he physically cannot stop talking about you. something sweet that you did, how much you are for him, how much he loves you. its gotten so bad that his teammates have to tread lightly when speaking to him just to not trigger a 20 minute long rant about you (they're just jealous!!!). "i took the stray that showed up at my house the other night to the vet and it turns out she's really sick…" "really? that's so sad. you know, that actually reminds me of how my wife and i were eating bread this morning and she just looked so pretty." "how are those two things related!??!"

personal headcanon here but kenji cannot cook for the life of him. he can chop up his vegetables and take out seasoning from the cabinet but do NOT put that man near a stove. he will burn the kitchen down. unfortunately, kenji knew of his innate talent to someway somehow manage to cause chaos everytime he turned on an oven. so what did he do? he started watching you while you cook; occasionally taking notes on online recipes he'd think you'd like. every time you had to leave for an interview or babysit chiho, ken would load up the stove and start practicing. once he felt like he got good enough, kenji surprised you with breakfast in bed. french toast, eggs, bacon, and fruits were laid out on a platter, the delicious smell of it all and the sound of your husband coaxing you from your sleep. "wake up, my love. i made something for you~"

his petnames for you gradually changed as well. 'baby' turned into 'my love', 'my pretty girl' turned into 'my pretty wife', 'princess' stayed though. he loves your reaction when he calls you princess. your eyes become lidded as you look him up and down seductively, "so… are we gonna fuck or…?" ken threw you over his shoulder, teasing your body as he walked to the bedroom, "don't need to ask me twice. you gonna' ride me?" "that was my plan all along, pretty boy."

the first time you called kenji your husband to his face, he stopped thinking. his knees buckled, his heart started racing, his breathing got heavy. he genuinely thought he was about to die but he would be doing so in your arms so it was far more bearable. also!!! he has to kiss you at least three times a day or he dies (i dont make the rules!!). most days, kenji peppers your face in kisses in the morning, presses a kiss to your cheek or forehead in the afternoon, and gives you the most loving and deep kiss just before you head to bed

"[name], i have a crush on you. i love your voice and your smile and you're just so beautiful. i'm in love with you." ken wrapped you in his arms, speaking lowly "ken, we're married. we've been together for six years." "i know but still. just say you don't accept my confession." kenji huffed "no, i do! i have a crush on you too! the biggest one actually. please date me…"

children hcs ♡

kenji is THE girl dad. no questions asked. full stop.

kenji cried and i mean CRIED when you told him you were pregnant. you planned it in such a cute way honestly, it's a shame he didn't get it at first. you baked a couple buns and put them in the kitchen oven. simple, right? wrong. when ken got home and you kindly asked him to look in the oven for you, he was mildly confused. "you just have a lot of bread in here." you lightly pushed him out of the way, taking out every bun except one. "and now?" "you have one bread in the oven." "try again." "you have a roll in the oven." ken winked at you, swearing that he got it right this time. "not a roll but a…" "a….?" "there's a bun in the oven, kenji! i'm pregnant!" 

he was the (self-proclaimed) master of the art of ponytails and braids, often getting compliments from other parents on his skills. his mornings usually started with your daughter climbing onto his lap, handing him a hairbrush and a collection of colorful hair ties. kenji would carefully detangle her hair, his hands gentle but efficient, and then he would create intricate braids that she would show off to her friends at school

kenji also knew every princess, superhero, and storybook character by heart. his nights often ended with him sitting on the edge of his daughter's bed with you, reading her favorite stories with dramatic flair, his voice changing for each character, making her giggle and beg for one more chapter.

one evening, as the sun set and the playground began to empty, she ran up to her dad, breathless and excited. she had found a shiny pebble and declared it to be a magical gem. kenji knelt down, his eyes twinkling with amusement, and listened intently as they wove an elaborate tale about the pebble's powers. he played along, his imagination as vivid as theirs, and they spent the rest of the evening concocting a story that would become a cherished memory.

and at his baseball games, he would always scan the crowd for his two girls, and once he found you cheering loudly in the stands, he never failed to flash his signature smile and give you both a wink.

"i mean, she needs a sister. don't want her growing up an only child like me." kenji whispered as you placed your baby daughter into her bassinet. "darling, if you want another baby, just say that." "please please please, can we have another one??" "not right now. but yes ken, we can have another baby."

requests for them are open <3

taglist <3

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[kiwiikato]

Ken sato brainrot is real and im here for that, i saw that request are open, and i want to make one if thats okay? Bassically hcs o of kenji with a high school friend reader that is a very shy/meek person, they where inseparable as kids and kenji was always very protective of reader, even in their high school years when reader started dating a very cuestionable guy that ended up being a cheater with her toxic ex best friend(that send her a lot of hatefull texts and calls with threats and slut shaming comments bc she wanted to date her boyfriend), due this reader moved on to japan when she and kenji where teenagers and they keep contact by texts and zoom calls.

When kenji comes to japan is determinate to make reader officially his girl, it can include headcanons of them as a couple!

If this is to much you are free to not do this request! I dont wanna bother you

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this is my first time doing a headcannon ever so i hope you like this! <3 it was honestly really fun writing! thank you for waiting! sorry if it’s not what you expect but i hope you still enjoy >:3

kenji sato headcannons!

kenji who was excited to find out that you lived in japan when he moved back

kenji who couldn’t help but want to protect you the same way he did before you left the states

kenji who watches you keep to yourself, scared of attachments

kenji who feels bad for you, knowing the hate you experienced for trusting someone

kenji who invites you to watch movies with him just to be closer with you

kenji who goes along with you wanting to go to the park to be more childlike

kenji who ends up growing a plush collection cause of your gifts

kenji who finally admits to himself that he wants to love you after seeing the way you smile at him

kenji who ends up daydreaming about all the cute stuff you’d do together if you were his

kenji who is absolutely surprised when you silently confess to him while sitting in silence

kenji who ends up panicking internally since he wanted to confess to you

kenji who gives you a peck and runs out of the house

kenji whose gone for about fifteen minutes, only to burst through the door with your favorite flowers, balloons, and a plushie of your favorite animal

kenji who panics seeing you slightly sad since you thought he ran away from you, not for you

kenji who quickly pulls you into his arms and comforts you while rubbing your back

kenji who confesses his feelings, telling you every moment he found himself admiring you since you were children

kenji couple headcannons!

kenji who hums you to sleep every night while your head lays on his chest

kenji who gets you a bouquet of flowers every two weeks, or till the recent one he got you starts to wilt

kenji who absolutely spoils you with compliments

kenji who gives the best reassurance while holding you, making sure to ease every insecure thought

kenji who kisses your whole body while saying why he loves each part

kenji who loves the way you cook food, always asking for more

kenji who introduces you to his dad, absolutely proud of being with you

kenji who calls you pet names like sweet thing, pretty girl, or baby

kenji who comforts you that he’s not going nowhere and that you’re safe and will never be hurt again

kenji who one day, with your permission, pulls you into a kiss on tv only to flip off the camera and say “fuck you _____” to your ex bf and best friend for the way they hurt you

kenji who loves posting you on his private instagram, usually taking about two hours just to perfect each post

kenji who loves taking photos of you sleeping since you look so peaceful

kenji who loves assaulting your face and lips with kisses and nibbles

kenji who loves taking showers with you and says “it’s to save water” even though his hands never let go of you, making you both waste more water

kenji who begged you to move in with him for a while hour cause he swears he “can’t live without you”

kenji who can’t wait to marry and have a family with you

kenji who loves you for you, no matter what

[6xillaa]

Ken sato x !nurse reader (part 2)

cw: ken sato x femreader, suggestive!, nursereader, reader is a simp and perv, slight manipulation!

-"are you uncomfortable?"

in which ken sato touches you in ways on the bus that simply dont scream platonic, while asking you with the sweetest dough like eyes if hes making you nervous.

authors note: i really liked the bus scene in part 1 so i decided to make a more detailed version of that scene! this isnt really long, but i hope its still good! same cw as the other ones, and still not proof read, enjoy!

(part 1 is here!)

currently on a bus, heading to an arena with a name you didn't care to remember, for a practice session with the giants, you sat next to kenji. this was something he asked (more like coerced) you into doing, gently tugging your arm down to sit him beside him while he chatted while his other teammates, pushing you to remain trapped between the window in the back of the bus and kenji. you sat with your eyes glued to the book that was sitting on your lap. it was an hour ride, and you wanted to save your battery. however, around 8 minutes in, you feel a hand slap your knee playfully. you look over to your left to see him laughing with the others, opting to hit your knee instead of his own. you roll your eyes and go back to your book.

once the laughter dies down, you notice something; kenjis hand never moved. it was just chilling on your knee. you were about to flick it off when you felt his hand ride up, to properly rest on your thigh. at around 12 minutes, you felt him stroke your leg, moving his hand up and down slowly, in soothing motions. this made you squeal internally (being downbad, as per usual) but clear your throat trying your best to remain composed. at 15 minutes, he paused, only touching your thigh with his index finger, tracing random geometric shapes into your skin. a triangle, a rectangle, an oval and a star. and something that was probably made up, but to astrologist theyd probably call it the mona lisa but in star form.

either way, just pure nonsense into your thigh. at around 21 minutes into the ride, he stopped. instead, kenji opted to move his hand closer to your inner thigh, gently kneading it. youd be lying if you said that you disliked it. it was soothing. tending to parts of the muscles that you didn’t even realize were sore. and then he moved his hand directly inbetween your thighs. this made you freeze, tensing your legs around his hand. you glanced at his face through your peripheral, only to see him still laughing with the others as if his hand wasnt trying to impersonate dora. your thighs werent somewhere to explore! plus, it was all so... intimate.

you felt his pinky finger from inside, nudge your thigh, as if it was his way of telling you to loosen up. and being a dumbass (as per usual), took a deep breath and unclenched your legs. and it seems that wasnt enough, because his stupid little pinky fingur nudged your inner thigh again, extending itself to give himself more space. you look over at kenji through the corner of your eye, and this time he turns around to look at you. he gives you his iconic smile before turning his attention away from you. or well, his gaze from you. his hand is still stroking your thigh. his touch felt nice on clothed skin, you wondered how it'd feel if there wasnt anything to block his way...

your hands slap away from your book to your cheeks to pat your face, 34 minutes into the ride. 'what the fuck is wrong with me?!' you berated yourself, as if you didnt already know the answer was everything. you were a bit of a pervert, but then again who wasnt? it wasnt your fault! its natural, you had hormones just like every other person that roamed this earth! why is it weird only when you do it?

but these thoughts were cut short, when around 43 minutes into the ride he let his hand glide further up. where his hands were currently were was probably a little (only by a little) were the average short skirt would end. which means it was dangerously close to...

well, you knew what you meant. of course you did, it was you. were you even reading your novel? why dont you try? he probably didnt know what he was doing anyways! it was normal to massage someones inner thigh, gripping at particularly fleshy parts, slightly bruising them and then massaging them in circular motions through your pants fabric. letting his finger tips drag against them all while keeping a calm and composed expression. if he could be calm and composed, why not you? you're a composed person!

so you clear your throat once again, and place shaky hands onto your book, and begin to focus on the words.

'Fishing is the activity of trying to catch a fish. Fishing to some people could also mean a predator trying to catch its prey.' read the opening of your chapter. 50 minutes into the ride. his hand moves upwards, 10 inches away from where you desired.

'“Soojin!” Beamed Jugyeong, rushing over to her friend. “Jugyeong! What's up?” Soojin asked, slightly bending over to see the shorter girls face better. “Amazing! The wedding was fabulous!” Jugyeong said, fixing he pin she had maintaining her bun. “Absoulutely! The venue was amazing.” Soojin smiled, twirling her friend around. “I'm sure you an Suho will have the perfect fairytale like marriage ever.” She added, hugging her tightly.' she read on, growing immersed in the story when she him move closer. 51 minutes into the ride, 9 inches away.

'She drank half a glass once again, plopping her head down onto the bar with a ‘plop’. “Jealousy rears her pretty head.” said a voice from behind her. Bait is used to lure the prey.

“Glass of water please!” The voice said, wrapping an arm around her shoulder. “Fuck off.” She said, attempting to slap its arm off. “Chill, no need to get vulgar with me.” At this, Soojin was heavily irritated. She looked up at the voice’s face, her mouth being pulled into a smirk. “Of course… Han Seojun.” She said an edge in her tone. “Soo. Why are you so jealous of Jugyeong? It's been years si-” He started, waving one hand around, the other holding his glass of water.'

youre able to read for 4 more minutes until you felt him grip your thigh paticularly hard, making you let out a slight whimper. 5 inches away, 55 minutes into the ride. your destination already in your sights.

'“At the very least, I went to their wedding, where were you?” She hummed, her hands gripping at the seat. He sat down beside her, his legs spread open, tilting his head to the side.' you read on, as he spread your legs wider, his finger merely 3 inches away. 58 minutes. it would only take one slight graze, just one you thought to yourself while trying not to indulge in the way he caressed your thigh, gentle yet hard enough you could feel it better.

'“Friends with benefits is a better way to describe us.” She smiled, though it held a smidge of melancholy. Patience.' were you even paying attention to the book at this point? if you werent you wouldnt blame yourself, because theres simply one measly inch between you and what you want. you could feel the warmth of his hand already, and he hadnt even touched you yet.

'A vibration was sent through our bodies as a new song began to play. We looked in the direction of the noise to be greeted by people gyrating their hips and sweaty bodies sticking to each other. His hand slowly crawled up my thigh before dropping itself to my knee.' and right when you felt him lift his hand to move it closer, its been one hour.

his hand removes itself from between your legs and you let out a sigh of relief. "damn, you good?" he asked concerned, as him and other players laughed, getting off of the bus already. "y-yeah! im fine!" you smiled. then he makes a face. the concerned face. hed always make this face before asking that god forsaken question. "ah, im sorry! was i making you uncomfortable? i didnt mean to, im sorry, truly." he apologized, his honeyed words laced with sympathy and sadness. fuck, he was a heart puller. "no no! im just fine, dont feel guilty! its just, hot in here?" you stammer, trying to convince yourself more than him.

his mood visibly perks up and he goes in to hug you, his face taking its rightful spot inbetween your neck and shoulder. "im glad i dont make you uncomfortable, id never wanna make you feel bad..." he murmurs, slightly muffled. you hug him back, patting his back a little. he lifts up his face to whisper in your ear.

"id rather make you feel pleasure instead, yeah?"

he pulls himself away from your neck while a small, completely pure and innocent smile before getting up from his spot and walking off of the bus, leaving you to sit there dumbfounded. were you... the fish?

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a/n: the book exerpts are from this fanfiction i made of a ship from the webtoon True Beaty (the ship was Soojin x Seojun) i added it in cause i thought that specific chapter woulda fit nicely in this thing :)

[inamagicalhallucination]

not skk

the entire ada refer to chuuya as dazai's ex

it drives him crazy; he keeps on insisting that the ex should only be paired with 'partner' (which isnt inherently less gay but ya know) and that he would NEVER date the slug

but alas no one gives a fuck about his opinion so everyone continues

kunikida: yeah we're working with the mafia for this

atsushi: oh?

kunikida: its not akutagawa

atsushi: oh.

kunikida: its dazai's ex

dazai, popping out of nowhere: he is NOT--

/

yosano: i just saw dazai's ex when i was out shopping

/

junichiro: i dont like that there are so many gingers in yokohama; like me, tachihara, dazai's ex, and probably even more

kenji: ur my favorite!

/

atsushi: yeah and then akutagawa canceled

dazai: that sucks

atsushi: yeah he's hanging out with your ex or something--

dazai: my what

atsushi: the ginger

dazai: .... uh that doesn't really narrow it down--

atsushi: mr nakahara

dazai: WHAT

dazai: THAT HATRACK IS NOT MY EX

atsushi: *sighing* akutagawa calls me by nicknames too i wonder if that means--

/

fukuzawa, talking to kunikida in a meeting: it is undeniable that the port mafia have been a great asset as our allies

kunikida: yes; we especially benefit from the recurring members they send; i wonder if we can specifically request them, since at this point all the detectives we have are already able to work around adn with them

fukuzawa: ah yes, that would be akutagawa ryuunosuke, dazai's ex, and the members of the black lizard such as---

/

it goes on for ever until one day someone refers to chuuya as dazai's ex to his face and he almost destroys half of yokohama and fukuzawa requests that they be more careful

[rab1darachn1d]

bsd trans/queer headcanons for trans visibility day!!(PLS FEEL FREE TO ADD UR OWN I LOVE SEEING PPLS HEADCANONS)

-I see Dazai and Fyodor as both agender in a "im not exactly cis but i also dont exactly give a fuck anymore" Dazai more so because he has a hard time figuring out gender n shit like that and Fyodor bc he cant be bothered to think about that stuff(IM PROJECTING<3)

-I think Nikolai would be genderfluid or gender queer or would not care for labels at all and would use literally ANY fucking pronoun(Maybe hed feel like labels n shit were too constricting??? idk my tranny brain clung so hard to his whole "feeling like a bird trapped in a cage")(IK ITS NOT INHERENTLY TRANS IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE IT TRANS PLS DONT COME AFTER ME I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS)

-Chuuya and Kunikida are transmasc. no explanation needed(i could go on for HOURS dude you dont understand)

-Nonbinary Gin ofc ofc, how they present depends on the day and i dont think theyd care about pronouns(I believe its canon they prefer to be seen as masc in the mafia for safety reasons?) I could also see them as gender queer

NOW HEADCANONS THAT DONT HAVE HARD REASONING AND I JUST THINK ARE NICE<3

-Lippmann being genderfluid or genderqueer

-Albatross being nonbinary(uses they/he)

-Akutagawa being unlabeled and doesn't care much about pronouns(he has worse things to worry about so i dont think hed give it much thought?)

-Kouyou being transfem

-I could see Atsushi testing out abunch of different labels(he was never taught abt queer stuff in the orphanage and so now hes just tryna figure shit out)

-Rimbaud being gender queer

-T4T Ranpoe guys you dont understand how happy they make me I HATE THEM

-Agender Tetchou and Pangender Jouno is funny to me, it wouldn't be on purpose itd just be a very funny coincidence

-Transfem Lucy and Anne being inspo for her transition makes me sob(I LOVE LUCY I NEED TO TALK ABT HER MORE SHES SO <333)

-following that T4T Atsulucy brings me joy, they could share their experiences "not feeling quite right" when they were both in the orphange

-Trans masc Sigma who will dress both masc AND fem(too all transmasc who dress fem and all transfem who dress masc you guys r so valid<33 your choice of clothes does not dictate your gender and violently bite those who say it does<3)

-Kenji would identify as male but would use any pronouns and not care how people perceive him, I dont think itd bother him as long as everyone is happy and no one fights over it

AND THOSE R ALL I HAVE HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY<3 REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL HEADCANONS AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SUPER SERIOUSLY I JUST THINK THESE ARE NEAT AND MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY

[abbysmultiverse]

Okay. I love the chapter titles. Y’all love the chapter titles (I think). Let’s switch it up a little bit, shall we?

The shatter me series has a lack of chaotic chapter titles. I can fix that.

✨chapter titles in my shatter me dr✨

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year (NOT!!)”

“Why is Kenji kinda… ANYWAYS BACK TO THE WAR”

“Kenji teaches Juliette about Batman”

“KENJI IS A SWIFTIE!?!?!”

“Juliette finds out the truth (I’m hiding from her rn)”

“Juliette leads the nation (YOU GO GIRL!)”

“I annoy Aaron as per usual”

“My brother kidnaps his crush”

“I talk to my crush. Instead of kidnapping him. Unlike SOMEONE.”

“My brother’s crush shoots him (I am laughing my ass off as I type this)”

“Aaron gets laid while I cry about our mother’s death. Wish I was joking.”

“Juliette dumps Adam. (FUCKING FINALLY)”

“Aaron discovers the wonderful world of bean water. Hypocrite.”

“Just wait till he finds out about cold brew- alright I’ll shut up about the coffee now.”

“Delalieu is delulu”

“Delalieu was right”

“My dad sperm donor comes back from the dead AGAIN”

“Nazeera gives me a therapy session”

“Me and Aaron have a panic attack together. Sibling bonding!”

“The supreme kids trauma dump”

“I help James with his math homework and we both cry.”

“We become the power rangers. Kenji is clueless”

“Kenji and I give Juliette a much needed pop culture update.”

“Juliette Ella jella jello whatever”

“Love Story (Aaron and Ella’s version)”

“Memories (from the vault)”

“OKAY UMMMMMM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? NO I DONT HAVE A TITLE FOR THIS SHIT JUST WHAT THE FUCK”

[idle-compy]

*JWCT SPOILERS BELOW*

extremely messy live reaction

watched ep 1 from the roblox thing and didn't live react so

ep 2:

BEN GET UR EYES ON THE ROAD

ben eating out of a boot what is wrong with him

this whole van scene is fucking hilarious

BEN BROOKLYNN MEMORIES?? ON A ROOFTOP???

gonna make me cry on ep 2 I see how it is

darius just being overall disgusted with bens lifestyle I'm drying

"benjamin if you don't pull over I'm jumping out of your moving van is that what you want"

"is your friend ok?" "no 🙂"

USING THEY THEM PRONOUNS AS A DEFAULT HELL YEAH

ben has brown eyes at 17 mins

the roadtrip vibes are immaculate once u get past all the conspiracy stuff

why are these 2 licorice fanatics I hate them sm (affectionate)

ep 3:

"that is not at all what Hay smells like. have you never been around Hay before?" I'm obsessed with the dialogue

SAMMY HAVING AN ESTRANGED RELATIONSHIP WITH HER PARWNTS HUH????

"why are we running? we do not have a good track record with running!"

BUMPY CHASIMG BUTTERFLIES MY BABYGITL

she still picks him up 😭😭

mantah corp island investigation hmmm..

"that destructive carnivore" DONT SPEAK ABOUT MY DAIGHTER LIKE THAT

ANOTHER BROOKLYNN MEMORY KILL ME NOW

is that the fuckimg pink jakcet

sammy holding thr box with no effort anf bens big ass almost dropping it

why is so much happening in Sammy's life I wanna give her a hug

"he's getting more than a mud pie! he's getting a knuckle sandwich!" "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

OH SHIT CARLS DEAD

now sammy has blue eyes wtf

damn that atrocitaptor really hates pies

SAMMY RUN GIRL

bumpy basically telling ben to leave omfg 💔

do his eyes ever stay on thr road

the hug 😭😭

THE BROOKLYNN CONSPIRACY BEGINS

MYSTERY WHISTLE PERSPN

Ep 4:

this eps called "brothers" time to cry

darius mocking ben I love him

"she's fine 😌" "I'm not fine!"

ben calling bumpy a "strokg independent woman" " strange thing to say but ok"

TWO BENJAMIMS??

BEN HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuxk this

"she lives in.. europe?" he met her on that fucking conspiracy site didn't he

THE ALLOSAURUS

ben u eat food out of a boot u cannot talk ab kenjis place like that

"were not exactly on speaking terms" WHEN ARE YOU EVER

did kenji fucking shrink why does he seem so small

HE SHUT THE DOOR ON DAROUS STOP

THE STICKERS 😭😭

"this is. really something kenj!"

THE FANILY PHOTO IM GONNA SOBBBB

oh good lord the tension

"that's where my dad lives" OH FUCK

"I think we should split up" "you and yaz?!" TJE DISTRESS IN HIS FACE

his hand on his heart for the rest of the conversation he would've been more hurt by a breakup then they wouldve omfg

sammy tickle attacking ben THE FACT THAT SHE KNEW IT WOUD WORK

kenji masterfully climbing while darius is fighting for his life trying to put the gear on

WHY ARE THEY FIGHTIJG ON A MOUTNAIN SIDE

KENJI DUMPED BROOKLYNN?? OMG??

ANOTHER MEMORY

"I can't be with you anymore if you're not going to be with me" 😭😭😭

OH HES CRYING

ope kenj I saw that smile

KENJI AGREED TO SEE HIS DAD THE ANGSSTSTTSTSTST

NOOO THEY GOT BUMPY

ep 5:

WHY IS SO KUCH HAPPENING AROUMD THIS SANDWICH

WHY IS IT EVEN IN THE ROAD LIKE THAT

"that bush looks like ben" what does that even mean darius

KENJI CALLIMG DARIUS' MOM EVERY WEEK HE LOVES HER SM

I love this relationship ben and sammy have they're acting sm like siblings

ANOTHER BENJAMIN

HE STILL EATS CAROB

ben and sammy being dino activists ik that's rihht

mr king dino they could beat ur ass

FUCK YOU DANIEL STOP LOOKIMG HAPPY

THIS MAN TRYING TO LOOK GUILTY STFU

"did you have brooklynn killed?" straight to the point ok

"worried what?? that I'd double cross ya??" WHAT WAS ON THAT STICKY NOTE

BEN PUTTING SAMMY AS A SUSPECT?? ID BE PISSED TOO

he can't say the right thing to save his life

DANIEL TEYING TO KEEP SECRETS I VATE HIM

"just never had a father around to practice with" YEAH YOU GET HIM KENJI

NAH WHATS HE GOT PLANNED

"yeah ok I'll get my violin" kenji ily

NAH DANIELS STILL A SNAKE DONT TRUST HIM KENJI

sammy and ben causing mass destruction without meaning too hold habits die hard ig

YEAH SAMMY BEAT THAT MAN

bens list of loyal and amazing friends:

1) bumpy

2) corndogs

3) his van

DINO KING IS SUSPICIOUS?????

4) sammy

"he's just so!" "graah?" "yes! yes! exactly"

THE BROTHERS ARE COMMUNICSTIJG YEAAAHH

oh God I hope kenji has a backstabbing plan with this agreement

"I won't let you control me anymore" YEAH KENJI WALK AWAY

NUH UH YOU DO NOT GET TO LOOK SAD DANIEL YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF

"there was something about her that was different. almost dangerous" I am taking everything be says with a grain of salt but things are getting so suspicious??

OH SHIT ANOTHER DEAD GUY

LET 👏 HIM 👏 DIE 👏

THE WHISTLE AGAIN

what in the goddamn green earth is that woman

daniel u may have saved kenji but I still don't like u

THEY KILLED DANIEL WE ALL CHEERED

she seems so robotic I'm terrified

now who is this

not him speaking Japanese 😭 he needs a hug so bad

ep 6:

YAZ I MISSED YOU

her ptsd is hurting her so much omfg

ANOTHER BROOKLYNN MEMORY

moment of respect for the outfit changes in the memories

brooklynn got yaz into dino immersion therapy 😭

these memories are killing me man am I allowed to stop cryjng

SAMMYS CONTACT PHOTO 🫶🫶

BEN LIKES ROCK MUSIC CALLED IT

WHATS HE DOIN THE BG

"we haven't really talked much lately" does ANYONR have a good relationship in this show

"It'll be good for you two to reconnect"

"yeah.. I hope so" IT WILL BE SAMMY IT HAS TO BE

the gfs are still healthy all it good all it well in the world

"no dinosaurs?" "judging by the look of that thing I'd say we have one now"

oh sammy really is treating her like a fragile flower

I already watched this scene in the released clip but bens scream is somehow even more funny

ben still callimg her fadoula I love their relationship

THE GIRLF ARE FIGHTIJG NO

"girlfriend?" "why does everyone act so surprised when insay that" bc u are gay

I feel so bad for all these people like imagine dinos get into the place ur promised they won't be

OH THAT AINT DPW OH SHIT OH FUCK

IVE BEEN WANTING TO SEE THE AFTERMATH OF THE VAN GOING OFF THE BRIDGE YEAH

off topic but I am obsessed with the end credit cards

ep 7

the ep is called "that night" I am in fear

oh that's the moment sammy saw how much yaz has grown calling it now

I feel so bad for kenji rn hes in so much pain :((

he's probably so conflicted rn. daniel only ever hurt him but he's all kenji knows as his dad

THE HUG THE HUG THE HUGGGGG

"I'd be dead if it wasn't for her!" what do you know mateo WHAT DO YOU KNOW

"it was there on purpose" AAAAAAHHHH I mean we knew but AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

HEY DONT DO THE HOPELESS MHSIC WHILE THEYRE TRAPPEDBIN THE VAN I DONT LIKE WHAT IT INDICATES

"I can't have the last thing I see be bens soggy van!"

YEE HAW THEY GOT OUT

MATEOS STORY WOO HOO TIME TO GET SOME GAPS FILLED IN AND SOME ANDWERS QUESTIONED

oh shoot did he accidentally help the bad guys

now why would he get out ofbthe truck in such suspicious circumstances

WE HAD TO SEE HER DIE FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

OH HE TOOK THE PHONE

THEY SWITCHED SCENES BEFORE WE COULD SEEBWHAT WAS ON THE PHONE AVAAAHAHAH

oh wow the wet hair animation is so much better omg

GIRLCEIEND MOMENT GIRLFRIEND MOMENT

"I guess we need each other huh" *makes out*

them having their moment while bens grieving his baby

"ciao cara mia" I hate him

BROOK HAD A SECRET HOUSE

kenjis night just keeps getting worse

bros been DYING to throw those phones

"oh I am so gonna haunt them from beyond the grave" never change yaz

where on earth are they gonna hide on that truck

mateo seemed like a decent guy hope all goes well for him

her apartment was cute asf ok brooklynn

DID YALL SEE THE MOTORCYCLE HELMETS ?????????????? YEAH BROOK U WERE THAT GIRL

kenji stop reminiscing ur gonna make me cry

THE BROS ARE BONDING THEYRE GETTING ALOMG

KENJI WHAT DO U SEE

darius putting all the pieces together is so rad bc I sure am not

A SUSPICIOUS BAG OF MONEY???? IN HER CLOSET??? BFOOK GIRL WHAT WERE U A PART OF

SHE WAS WPRKING WITH DANUEL SHE WAS WHAT WHAJAJDHSLAJHFJSLAJD

I hope she was doing it for an investigative purpose SHE BETTER HAVE BEEN

but why didn't Daniel bring it up HMmmmmm...

"or what else she was hiding from us" OH HES HURT HURT

darius driving the motorcycle instead of kenji I'm cackling

ep 8:

THEY HID WITH THE SEDATWD DINO ARE THEY INSANE

not the dino smacking rhe lips it doesn't have

now why is she gonna stand on the dino instead of getting bens giant self to look out the gap

the drop is gonna be how they reunite isn't it

kenji screaming bc of a spider he's so real

THEYRE BEINF BROTJERS YEAH WERE SO BACK BABY

oh so they're working for extra cash too hmm

oh this place actually looks nice

VIDEO MEMORIES IM GONNA SOB

I am sufficiently uncomfortable thanks for asking darius

the boys are fighting again JUST VET ALOMG PLEASE

darius misses her so much seeing a bird made him think of her 😭😭

lookimg at the dates on the voicemails it's been at least 3 months since she died

DARIUS IN BATHTUB I laughed this is supposed to be sad and I laughed

I sense something big coming I gotta walk around for a bit

"I was in love with brooklynn" OH FUCK OH SHITNOH AJAHDKLAQKHFLAKHFKLAL

now I REALLY have to walk around for bc WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WJAT WJATBQKHRLAJFLAHSLALKFHAL AAAAHAAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rewatched the scene and I am no more sane ab it

BEN THIEVING ABILITIES MAKING A COMEBACN HELL YEAH

NAH WHATD THEY DOBTO BUMPY THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY GIRL

"boo." Yaz ily

THE VIDEO THE VUDEO AAAAAAAAAAAA

"were brothers righr?" HE SAID IT HE SAID IT WE WIN

every single moment with these 2 is so painful how am I supposed to exist in these conditons

WHAT DID THEY DO TO BUMPY WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER

THE GFS SAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️

THE DINOS JUST CHILLING INSTEAD OF STAMPEDING

YES QUEEN DINO U KILL THE MAN THAT TORTURED YOU

love the steggos just watching everything

yaz was smart with the lights u go girl

my heart is genuinely pounding for bumpy I am too attached to this fictional dinosaur

avocado costume?????? girls be fr

KENJI AND DARIUS ARE HERE TOO??

DARIUS IS GONNA FREE THAT BABY I KNOW HE IS

I hope the sino causes chaos later

"with me by your side, you kon climb anything too"

YEAH THE SINOS CAUSING CHAOS WOO HOO

"bumpy.. are you dying?" NUH UH BEN DONT SAY THAT NOPE

ALL THE CRYING SCENES THEY GOTTA STOP

kenji doing everything with graceful agility vs darius and his childlike experience

sammy kicking kenji TWICE now

TWO HUGS?? IN A ROW?? IM FED

the hugs are so much more natural in this series the animation improvement is insane

"creepy micro bangs'" that is a fantastic description kenji

THE ALLOSAURUS AGAIN

sammy being bumpys other parent 🫶

istg I'm already cryjng

if they kill bumpy idk what'll happen

bumpy is genuinely a part of their family they are completely falling apart rn

"move her tail!" IS SHE ABOUT TO LAY AN EHG

BUMPYS A MOM????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???@?!?!?!?!?!?!??

them passing the egg around like a baby in a hospital such a proud family

"wait what?" "don't think about it bud"

"ben! you're gonna be a grandpa!" glad they also see her as his daughter

NAH THE GUY I FORG9T THE NAME OFNIS EVIL

ep 10:

LAST EPUSOXE ALREADY??????

cabrera thats his name

YEAH SAMMY BEAT HIS ASS U GO GIRL

NAH FREAKY BOB LADYS BACK

she is genuinely somebhorror movie shitnor something

that scene was genuinely so intense I completely froze

EHOS DRIVING THE TRUCK

MATEO MY MAN I KNEW YOUNWERE GOOD

THE DINOSBARE GOING FREE BEAUTIFUL GEORGOUS THROWUNG BOUQUETS

obsessed with the shot of the t Rex in front ofbthe explosion hell yeag

"leave my girl alone!" SCREAM IT YAZ

DARIUS FREEING THE ALLOSAURUS I SMELL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

WAS THAT BUMPYS EGG IN THAT CASE

about time this man died

creepy lady is actually super pretty I hate that she's evil and kinda insane

darius finally stopped blaming himself 😭

"my guy. you're still here?" "unfortunately yeah. you all get real vulnerable with each other. it's weird" I'm dying

FUCK DUXK A AKHDLAKWYAPAHHFLAHWLAK

BROOKLYNNNANNAMANANNN

OH MY GODBOHNMYNGOD SHES SYDNEY GUYS SHE FUCKIMG SYDNEY ITS FUCKIKG BROOKLYNN AKSHALAKQLLQKDJALJFL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJKALAFJAJ

[shiftingtomydrs]

I've never read the Shatter Me series despite my friend telling me to so what's your dr like?

thanks so much for asking <3

i already made an introduction post for the dr which you can find here

spoiler alert under the cut for prolly all the books since my head likes to mix up what info is in which book

the shatter me series is set in a dystopian world, basically humans fucked the world up enough to more or less make it unliveable in (food was poisoned cos animals ate trash and shit e.g., illnesses like cancer were very common etc.) and then the re-establishment takes over. the re-establishment was elected by the people, promising to re-establish life as they knew it (spoiler alert: they didnt) and then took over the world, turning it into district 12 from the hunger games more or less, except its more technologically advanced (the technology is used to monitor civilians tho not to help them) while the psychopaths (really theres no better word, i dont even think that word is strong enough) at the top enjoy life

now more on my backstory (its basically just juliettes backstory from the books cos i dont have a creative bone in my body):

i was created by evie sommers (juliettes mother) whos also the supreme commander (kinda like president) of oceania in a petri dish out of her dna and maybe someone elses? idk but she modified the dna to basically make me the perfect specimen for her little project. my memories of all this are erased regularly btw so i dont talk about it to other people i coincidentally meet (this is before the re-establishment took over completely, which happens when im around 13-16?) bcs what shes doing is obviously lowkey illegal. anyway at some point (in my head when im around 4-5) she starts letting me play with the kids from the other future surpreme commanders (theres one for each continent) which is also where i get my name (as a project i dont need a name so evie never gave me one) which is juliette (its a bit complicated but basically juliette in the book is really called ella so for the sake of logic ill call her ella from now on and im juliette) and was given to me by aaron cos he likes shakespear and thought it fit me soo juliette it was. after evie discovers emmalines (ellas sister) abilities she decides to abandon me and puts me into a foster family similar to ella in the u.s. (for plots aka aaron and my love stories sake) and since theres this whole plot no-matter-how-many-times-they-erase-my-and-aarons-memories-we-always-fall-in-love-again anderson (aarons dad) thought itd be funny to make ellas undercover name juliette ferrars to see if itd make aaron change his mind (he does these fucked up little experiments for fun) or smth idk i dont understand that guy. anyway my powers (also in the introduction post) start manifesting when im like 10 or so and we have to move a lot after cos i cant control my powers yet. when im 14 it all escalates when i accidentally kill a classmate with my powers (he was an ass tho not to excuse my behavior but just wanted to add that) and after that my parents decide its best for them to give up guardianship for me and hand me over to the re-establishment / government. ella at this point already escaped her family to omega point before she ever touches that little boy in the grocery store. anyway the next few years are a lot of moving in between facilities and rehabilitation centers which ends with them locking me away in an asylum when im 16 and thats the point i shift to.

after that its mostly just the plot of the books which is i get pulled out of the asylum after a little less than a year on aarons orders, he wants to use me as a weapon for the re-establishment (but secretly not), i escape with adam (temporary love interest) and get to omega point along with kenji and then anderson takes 2 hostages from omega point and wants me as an exchange, i shoot him, we kidnap aaron, bla bla adam and i break up, aaron and i have this denial thing (from my side), aaron escapes, omega point fights against the re-establishment and gets defeated, anderson shoots me to teach aaron a lesson, i survive cos aaron saves me, we find the survivors of omega point, aaron gets them on base, we kill anderson and take over north america and then after that its the other books which are a bit more complicated but i can get into that too if anyone would like me to :)

now that i read it back its a tiny little bit confusing soo if you have any questions feel free to ask <3

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday: oh god bones please don't fuck this up

manga spoilers for this one boys

gotta love how teruko was FULLY ready to murder atsushi no issue but now she's like 'gimmie a piggyback SLAVE'

also atsushi always going like 'im a tiger not a cat' does he??? not know?? that tigers????? are just big cats????

atsushi is incompatible with gay sadists (including but not limited to yosano, akutagawa, kouyou, teruko)

nevermind lol

OMG KENJI AND TECCHOU 1V1 LETS GOOOOOOOO

okay i love tecchou, he's a great character, and so is jouno. but seeing kenji get hurt in any capacity fills me with a mighty rage and now i think tecchou deserves at least one passionate backhand from yours truly

BABY ATSUSHI NOOOOOOOOO

YESSSS GET FUCKED TECCHOU (i love you but like if i really had to choose between you and kenji...it's a no brainer babe)

also i'm legit like kenji fr. i couldn't give a shit if people like try to hurt me or whatever im like ok, but if anyone tries to hurt my friends i get unbelievably pissed about it and genuinely will throw hands

FUCK yeah they actually did kenji right. i was so worried about how they would animate this lmao but they actually did it properly good job bones

omg tecchou it literally doesn't matter if jouno would have wanted you to save him. the fact is that you tried to do it anyway and that speaks volumes (YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEER)

you have to wonder if kenji admires chuuya in part due to the fact that he understands the difficulty behind CHOOSING to be nice when you're actually hated by the world and full of rage because of it. fuck maybe i kin kenji more than i thought. i also am one of those people who doesn't care if someone hurts me but if they hurt my loved ones i get fully pissed and will throw hands

KENJI AND TECCHOU'S FRIENDSHIP IS SO WHOLESOME OMGGGGG also did tecchou really not know the names of the detective agency? maybe that information was withheld from the hunting dogs in order to get them to subconsciously dehumanise the agency, so they wouldn't be swayed by the agency's efforts to prove their own innocence as easily...then again jouno recognised kunikida immediately so mayb not...

i love how sigma was called a three year old by dazai and he just...didn't react. no 'i'm not three years old' or 'technically i'm an adult', just -_-

FYODOR DUCKING TO GET UNDER THE DOOR WHILE CHUUYA JUST WALKS THROUGH LMAOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOO SIGMA BBY HE'S SO EASILY SWAYED (me too bub.) BABY YOU'RE ALREADY WAY SUPERIOR TO FYODOR. also dazai saying 'he's the atsushi kun type' bro i know. they're two of my top three bsd kins. I'M the atsushi kun type. also sigma looks so cute when he's thinking so hard i wanna boopdesnoot

why the fuck did they animate fyodor to be like 'chuuya san!' in the most babygirl voice ever, they even gave him emotions and everything wtf

'the walls are anti-gifted' ARE THEY ANTI ARAHABAKI THOUGH (don't come for me i havent fully read 15 or stormbringer i dont know if arahabaki is an ability or not im maKING A JOKE GUYS ITS A FUCKING JOKE!!!)

not the cutesy wink dazai oh my fucking god stop trying to rizz up sigma real quick and JUST KILL FYODOR

oh yeah are they ever gonna fucking explain timestopper catgirl?? she was there for like two seconds and then she was offed by fyodor once he escaped the water. like???? huh???? WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT BESIDES THE VERY LAZY PLOT DEVICE?????? also she looks like a mha character i think people have already said this but she doesn't belong here she belongs in mha

how do mersault prisoners go peepee and poopoo

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT RIGHT!!!!!!! THEY DID IT PROPERLY!!!! YESSSSSSS

'goodbye' MAMORU MIYANO YOU DESERVE THE WORLD FOR THAT YOU LEGENDARY MAN I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE LIPS YOU'RE THE MAN EVER

aya is smarter than i'll ever be how on earth does she think of this stuff. you go girl i cant wait for you to save the world

she doesn't take ANY of bram's bullshit she's just amazing

how did bram grow back his eye

bram when aya normally: aya you foolish peasant smh ur dumb bram when aya is in danger: 😰😰😰😱😱💥💥💥 😠😠😠😠😠

well that was a ride! im stuffed. i might need to pull a bram and take a nap. i feel bad for the anime onlys who now think chuuya's dead yikes yall

[idontevenknowifimahumanornot]

Unused bandaid [chapter 1]

I have this idea in mind where our pov is on the past, like back when mori wasnt the mafia boss. I wanted to self insert my oc as dazai parents.

So bassicly if mori and dazai parent met before mori met dazai,and the parent is a known powerfull ability user in a organization that once lead port mafia and other powerfull organization. i dont know how explain stuff but yeah thats bassicly it xd

Unused Bandaid

Chapter 1 "fuck up organization"

Gunshots, blood, screams and weep. It was really a brutal sceen.

The agency is at a panic, why? There was a report of a group attacking innocent people using a blood manupilation ability.

Kyouka perks up at this, she was bassicly shaking hearing this report. That got almost everyone in this agency worried about her reaction on said report.

It even made the president force ranpo to use his deduction 'ability' to give an answer on why shes acting like this.

"Her parent was killed by a blood manipulation ability" this shock everyone, everyone assume that kyouka parent died in a natural circumstances. So hearing this, dazai created a theory.

"It isnt normal for someone to be passificly killed by a group that contain a ability user, is kyouka parent a important figure in the underground?" Dazai ask.

"Theyre not known, but one of a famous choice of assasins in certant reigen" ranpo answer chewing with his snack.

Everyone almost tense up at this information, never guess kyouka parent is a assasins.

"Maybe we can get information from kyouka?" Atsushi suggest, tone a little hesitated

"Hm...but only if shes willing to talk ahout it" dazai gaze landed on kyouka, already recover from the shock.

"..im okay talking about it if it give us lead on the attacks..but i dont rlly remember it very well..since its when i was young..." she say softly,

"But...but ane-san might know...." continued kyouka, "ane-san?" Yosano ask.

"Its one of port mafia executer" ranpo chirp

"Why her?" Atsushi questioned.

"Because, atsushi-kun. kyouka works under her when she is in the port mafia" dazai answer, he gaze at the president with a knowing gaze

"So..we need to team up with port mafia again?" Kenji ask

"I guess so!~ oh i cant wait to see chuuya once more!" He say with a flattering smile

"Hm.. meeting ends, tommorow ill tell if ougai mori-dono say yes or no" fukuzawa say, dismissing the meeting.

All the member nod and exit the meeting room

13 year in the past

It was quite. If you ignore the screams of the fights outside.

It wasnt unpleasent for mori, it was normal actually.

Well what do you expect when your a underground famous doctor whom many organization wish to requite

The door was slam open, mori looks up unbother by the person barging in.

Stand, bleeding was a person with long dark brown hair with a blonde bangs.

Theyre clothe was a dark blue coat hanging on theyre shoulder, a simple white button up shirts with the sleeve roles up.

A tie was hanging on theyre neck, horribly tie up. Theyre black pant visibly stain with blood.

Theyre hand and neck was covered with bandaid, many looks like it was rip and a gust of wind can make them fell from the person skins.

A bandaid on theyre nose and a cracked glasses with bandaid to support.

'A bandaid waster' mori thinks as he put down his book

"What can i help for you?" The person took an angry steps yet mori still doesnt show any reaction of fear.

The figure stop abrubtly infront of mori, his face is emotionless and theyre brown eyes dangerously analyze mori closely.

They raise theyre legs, showing theyre inner thights, skin was rip and blood still gushing out of it.

There were a visible one bandaid despretly holding the two cuts togheter to hold the river of reds, yet sadly doesnt make a diffrent.

"The bandaid doesnt work" the figure mumble.

Mori cant hold it and laugh at the person

"Your a intresting indeed!" The figure stood there, now face looks dumbfound.

They continue to raise theyre legs and stare at the laughibg mori.

They began to pout, bother by his laughing figure.

The sway of theyre pony tail gave away theyre move, mori quckly swerve and avoid the kick that was falling.

"No violance in my office" mori say, his face completly change. His tone was cold

The person doesnt look guilty the little pout already gone by the second,they continue to stare and mori, who now grinning.

The person cant help as the corner of his mouth lifted,coldy grinning with mori.

"Tsushima yuuko" they tell theyre name, mori grin become wider.

"Ougai mori at your service"

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

JWCC S5:E12 Thoughts

This is it. The end. Oh, I’m not ready. I love these characters so much.

There’s actual blood on Big Eaty. We should have more of that I think

Oh darius *isn’t* in favor of the dinosaurs for once. Fascinating character development there.

Side note, but i wish Mae and the others had gotten some acknowledgement before this. I’d like to see them interact

Poor Yaz has that ptsd… wait WHAT is this dinosaur

Nahhh my roommate walked in on me with the bumpy figurine…. She’s chill about it but woof

Daniel. Stay. Away. From. Darius. You. Fuck. Face.

Yesss kenji go!! Wait no don’t give him the password. Don’t. Wait is he lying? NOOO KENJI WHY

oh :(( sad :((

Also love how it was just campfam4life. Couldn’t have paid someone to find that Danny boy?

HAWKES IS DEAD YESSS THAT FUCKER IS GONE

YESS KENJI GET HIS ASS!!

Holy shit. “My real family” oh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 character development 🥹🥹🥹

But seriously Daniel could be charged for child abandonment for that right? Right?

Poor kenji oh my god. They’re all happy and he’s like yeah so dad doesn’t love me

Oh yaz and Sammy cuddling in the corner :)))

OMG THE YELLOW FLOWER IS SO CUTE. Fuck, I don’t ship Kenlynn but… that’s sweet.

GAHHHH THE CREW IS HERE

Oh oh oh the reunions holy shit I’m sobbing omg. Ouch.

Ohh the Bowman family again!!! Yes yes

Fuck. Its sad boy hours for poor kenji. He doesn’t know where he’ll end up… OH SHIT DANIELS ARRESTED. Poor dude doesn’t have parents at this point. Screeching

Don’t kiss DAMMIT DAMMIT DONT RUIN THIS TOUCHING SCENE WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY

Omg the family reunions are hurting me!!!! Omg yes Mrs. Bowman adopt this boy

I’ve been jumpscared by older Darius. He still had his dads necklace :,)

They’re such brothers!!

Oh yaz with the hair.

BEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT. EWW. Also I’m going to pretend that Ben only has a single mother because the concept of his dad is simply false. No He Doesn’t Have A Dad. Nuh uh

Oh shit Brooklynn’s with the Lockwood Estate? I’ve heard about something related to that. More lore!

GAHHHHH ITS ALL OVER FUCK THIS WAS GOOD. MORE ORGANIZED THOUGHTS AT A LATER DATE.

[calledbyflowers]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your followers.

my gf

the prologomena to the logical investigations by edmund husserl

soft scrambled eggs

public transit

the kill james bond podcast

my gf is so pretty and nice and sweet and caring and lovely and beautiful and she has a wonderful facility w language a real elegance in the way that she communicates and the way that she moves thru the world and a few days ago she gagged me w her used panties and then bit my neck and my tits and started groping me and then when she spanked me i came

i truly adore husserls logical investigations especially the prologomena. i fink it develops the idea of a correlation without priority extremely well and informs my own metaphysical views a lot. like the idea that an ideal meaning has as its objective correlate a state of affairs  and vice versa that the world is correlated w a system (systems in the plural id say) of meanings and in turn w the ideal possibility of consciousness (in community w other consciousness) cognizing evidentially this kind of metaphysical trinity where from each element the others r interderivable its just beautiful and ik that ur kind of abstracting out a slice of reality and obstructing the flow of being in doing so but as nietzsche says of spinoza one can do this motivated by a love of the world and a desire to preserve it in all its splendor rather than a disdain for the world (tho i do obvs have disdain for The World thats in another sense of world bla bla bla). also husserl dunks on empiricists and like the intellectual precursors to evo psych douchebags which is always a good time

i luv scrambled eggs (both literally and metaphorically hehehe) but like in a literal sense i watched this j kenji lopez alt video abt making fancy girl scrambled eggs where u like boil water to get it to the right temperature and put cold butter in it and u remove it from heat before its fully solidified to give it this rlly nice like curdy creamy texture it fucks so hard. i also add cheese

public transit is a glory unto God which affirms our creaturely nature as being which r not perfect autonomous liberal little points of self-directed being but rather as in community w and depending upon each other. public transit is dependence and it is liberation. u can go anywhere. do anything. u dont need a car or to find a place to park or anything. ur just at a place. i visited germany three times and each one was a kind of hell of sinkng further and furhter into depression but the one saving grace of each experience was that i got to ride the train. german trains fill me with a kind of intense religious fervor but even the bus system in my hometown is a place where divinity glimmers thru into this fallen world

i like my funny lil podcasts where the funny lil ppl in my phone say silly things and sometimes serious and devestating things and sometimes when im extremely depressed or im so dysphoric that to look at another human being fills me w dread (either looking at a femme or androgynous person and seeing how im Not That or looking at a masc person and comaring myself to them) and it helps me leave my body a lil bit and just vibe and chill and it gets me thru some hard times. rn thats mostly listening to kill james bond which is a v funny cast

[kulemii]

how's about a voice casting reveal for mr. hara?

cv; hosoya yoshimasa

art credit: @cookiescr

[nishiannoya]

ᴏᴠᴇʀsʜᴏᴛ

futakuchi kenji x f!reader, childhood friends to lovers, language, very suggestive, a little angsty, pining, futakuchi is just a little bit of a fuckboy, alcohol, 'only soft for their lover' trope, fluffy-ish, a small spoiler for timeskip, (5.1k word count)

۞ Kenji just wants you for keeps, but perhaps took a few missteps in the determination to not completely fuck it up.

"You've had to have gotten it with y/n by now."

Futakuchi glares at the classmate. It's not something he likes to talk about. Nobody at this age has the ability to keep their mouth shut about anything. People will talk regardless if he says something. It's better if they can't confirm it. 

"She's my friend. We were in pre-school together."

He's known you since you both were small, stacking blocks, tumbling on mats, and sitting around the story circle. He's always thought you were cute, but then again, so did everyone else. The older boys would fight over who would sit by you. Even going into elementary school together, they'd argue over who got to push you on the swing during recess. You were so shy that the attention was overwhelming, but he was there to make fun of you for being a crybaby, and just tell you to stick by him instead. 

"Exactly, should be easy for you," your classmate says. If his smirk were any slimier, Kenji wouldn't hesitate to smack it off his face. 

He wants you for more than that. More than whatever is going on in this world filled with adolescents at the mercy of their hormones. And it's not easier, like the classmate implies. It's so much worse. He sees the fickle and fleeting romances of your peers, and despite how long-stewing and intense his own feelings may be, he can't allow himself to be subject to the same fate. 

For the longest time, he was the only boy you weren't uncomfortable around, even after you joined your own club and other kids would drag him into different sports for his height. Though near the end of elementary school, a new kid transferred to your school, one dead set on getting you to notice him. Kenji is the first to notice how your looks of annoyance slowly transform into wobbly smiles and aching cheeks. 

It only gets worse as the years go by and your clothes fit a little tighter to your body, and you experiment with different looks and styles. You don't cry and shy away anymore when boys hang out at your desk or stop you in the hallways, instead teasing them right back and getting roped into their antics. It bothers him a little that he's not always the closest to you anymore, but you never stop talking to him even as new friends form and fade like lightning bugs. 

High school is hellish. People spread rumors about other people they've never even talked to. It's volatile. Of course, they talk about you and him, though it doesn't deter you from sitting with him during breaks and doodling bugs and dinosaurs on his arms. He pretends to be annoyed, telling you that you have a notebook for a reason, though he feels a little proud when he says that you put the drawings there when his teammates ask. It's something small, but uniquely yours, and reminds him that you're still in his life even when you start hanging out with your girlfriends more after school and worry about how to reply to text messages from guys whose names are unfamiliar to him. Not to mention, it feels kind of nice when your fingers hold his wrist to steady the flow of your pen tip.

He gets asked the question about you a lot. They're not exactly wrong to assume that there are feelings there, he just wishes people weren't so nosy. Though some of his teammates aren't shy in calling him out on it. He won't deny it, simply answering he'll do something when he feels like it. Kamasaki-senpai teases him the most by saying he needs more experience. 

Even though the idea makes him groan, his friends are right in a sense. He's got little experience under his belt, only the strange feeling of swimming at the edge of a whirlpool he's destined to drown in with you at the center. Meanwhile, you've been bungeeing in and out of infatuations since middle school, dropping hearts, and scribbling over names like a seasonal cycle. He wouldn't break your heart. He knows that. But he also knows he can't satisfy you the way either of you want right now. Not with his head so into volleyball and a certain pain-in-the-ass kouhai to train. He knows he has to pull away, and though he knows your mind is on other things and people, he hopes you won't hate him. 

You two still talk, just less, and without you marking up his skin in drawings. He does take notice of the other guys you talk to, trying to find a correlation. Despite being cute, you're far from shallow. The boys that you're drawn to aren't necessarily the best looking or the tallest, or maybe has a weird sense of fashion or gets in trouble for talking too much. They give off a carefree energy, yet seem excitable and passionate when talking to you. The ones that demand all of the attention but give you all of theirs. 

He tries it out, taking from his mental notes and pretends for a while to be the kind of guy that has you giggling and playing with your hair. It works rather well on the managers from other schools when he finally decides to see how easy it could be. He even puts it on for some of your classmates. Of course you notice, excited and curious to see your old friend actually showing interest in relationships. You tease him by saying girls don't like guys who act like that, and he swears you'll be the death of him. 

But he continues on, and lets you do so as well. Even though you implied he wouldn't win any female favors, whatever he's doing seems to work just fine. Being fairly tall and the captain of the volleyball team when they make it to nationals certainly makes his efforts go more smoothly. It's not long before he has plenty of so-called experience that he believes he needs. 

It doesn't feel good or right, kissing other girls and running around with them at night, but he's surprised to learn how many aren't put off by his honesty. That there are many who, like him, just want to have fun while they wait for someone else. And then there are a few who take his unwillingness to commit as a challenge, and some almost win, but all end up realizing that there's always gonna be something more important, whether it be his team or a feeling he isn't willing to address. 

He hates that you're not his first for everything. He feels guilty and selfish for not caring if he'd knock his teeth against yours, or awkwardly fumble with his hands in your jeans. Even if you got mad at him or embarrassed him, it'd still be better than whatever it is he has been doing. Not that all other girls are bad, but they just aren't you, and he wishes he could feel worse for holding them to that standard. 

All the while, he gains a bit of reputation of being a bit of a heartbreaker and playboy. You don't need to listen to the gossip since you've been prying every detail from him. His love life has been a source of entertainment for you, fascinated by watching your friend who never seemed to care about love and crushes decide to explore the exciting world of romance. Yes, you're a little appalled by how openly cold and detached he seems from these relationships, but you encourage him to keep digging and just to be someone he'd fall in love with. 

And that's when he changes again. He thinks of how you smile when you look at him. You share your smile a lot, and it's hard for him to feel too possessive of it when it looks so pretty and bright even when not directed at him. Your laugh is wild and unrestrained, loud and weird and annoying as fuck to those who don't love you, but it's pure joy to his ears. He even likes watching you blindly dive into these boys that seem less than deserving of your affection, something about your determination and dedication to the rush of young love is so irritating yet inspiring to him. If he can't love you right now, he at least wants to experience whatever it is that has you so hooked. 

He's not sure if he can be like that, be more like you, but he holds his breath and plunges into the next girl who catches his eye. And the next one. And the next one. He looks them deeply in the eyes and spouts whatever whimsical nonsense comes to his brain, and he does a damn convincing job of a man infatuated with the person in front of him. Though the intensity can't last for long, and he's always quick to find another who's drawn into the gravity he's been building. 

Even after graduating from high school, when you two go to separate universities, he still keeps you as his blueprint. He sees little pieces of you in everyone he sweeps up and likes to imagine you behind every pair of eyes that find his. But when he has a few too many drinks one night and sits himself outside in the cold to recover from fighting with his now ex-girlfriend, he wonders if you're the same. If you're just playing a lovedrunk fool for the admiration and that you, like him, are desperately searching for someone else in every person you seduce. 

That he can't think of. 

It's been a while since he's last seen you, though he does check your social media (a lot) and exchange the occasional meme about the existential horror of growing up, or of some evolved inside joke that only made sense when you were preteens. You start a part-time job as a barback at a restaurant near his school, both of you staying local even though he thought for sure you would take off for a bigger city. He thinks the name of the restaurant is familiar when he joins his friends for beers, and vaguely remembers a location tag of yours when sees your face, hair pulled back neatly in a bandana and an apron cinching your waist as you portion out some whiskey. Exactly the same, yet more beautiful than ever. 

You're excited to see him, his new friends and your boss giving questioning looks when you throw your arms around him. He's cool as usual, teasing you for the work uniform even though he likes it, and introducing you as 'some crybaby from elementary school.' You get him back by bribing his friends with heavy-handed pours if they'd tell you what or who he's been up to. He shies away from your scold when they tell you how he picked a fight with his last girlfriend on her birthday, and that he's currently on the entire baseball team's shit list for flirting with the captain's girl. 

You still laugh though, the same old goofy howl that gets others going from how infectiously silly it is, and his new friends are, of course, utterly infatuated with you. Your boss can forgive you for giving the group extra attention for how many times they come in to see you after. Kenji keeps an eye on the way their hands might grab your wrist to ask for another beer, or if their gazes linger for more than a second when you reach for something on a lower shelf. They stay respectful since he clearly treats you differently than the other girls who have come and gone. Almost like family and yet one could catch him sometimes looking at you with a mortifying softness in his brown eyes. 

And of course, it comes up one day. 

"Have you two ever dated?"

His breath stills, because he certainly thinks of you. Still keeps you on the pedestal in his mind. Stays up at night wondering how you see him. Surely he's beyond the point of having the experience he set out to find initially for your sake. At this point, he has a slight fear that he'd taint you if you ever open up the chance. He takes an extra long sip of his beer, acting like his friend's question caught him in mid-gulp. 

"Kenji's got enough women. He'd surely break my heart," you answer, tossing him a little smile that makes your face crinkle while you dry some glasses. 

He keeps from huffing into his drink, though his leg bounces on the barstool. He sets down the mug and laughs, perhaps a bit too forcibly. 

"You bet I would," he lies with a smug look on his face that has you rolling your eyes. He's never flirted with you before, at least not intentionally, and he can tell you don't take it seriously. However, it's relieving to him. He's certain you hear plenty of the same from other patrons. 

It sort of stings that you'd actually think he'd hurt you in some way. He can hardly blame you for only knowing the dispassionate or crude answers to your questions about his dating life. The alcohol settling in his stomach dulls the shame, but sharpens his awareness of you. Even though your answer was nonchalant, he knows that you've thought about it. Maybe only right then in the very least, but it's enough to get his brain stirring. 

His friends ask you if you want to meet them at another bar when you get off. He doesn't show that he's relieved when you say yes, though there's a visible warmness in his cheeks that could only partially be blamed on the sake he chose to sip on for the evening. Naturally, Kenji offers to stick around for the last bit of your shift and the bartender is kind enough to let you off a little early to enjoy yourself and even gives you a cup of sake that you unceremoniously throwback to try and catch up with the amount that everyone else has drank. 

You shake your hair as you leave the back, loosening the strands that have been held out of your face all night. He looks you over, liking the simplicity and the fit of your work clothes. When you call him out on his stare, he makes fun of the little bleach stains on your shirt. Despite his teasing, you can't miss his pupils at their widest aperture giving away his loosened inhibitions. 

He tells you to come on, and says that the other bar isn't too much of a walk. It feels nice walking together, though it also seems a little awkward, like he doesn't know what to talk about. He wants to stay cool, to just chat and goof around, one-on-one like when you'd hold his arm still while you drew beetles and lizards on his skin back in the day. He wants to brag to you about his misadventures in dating and have you laugh at how shitty he is. He even wants to listen to yours as well, not missing the stories you've been sharing on your socials. He wants, for at least a little while, to drown in the feeling of nostalgia with you.

"I wouldn't break your heart, you know," is what he chooses to say instead, stepping towards the future over reliving the past. His own heart beats uncomfortably hard in his chest, heavy with the weight of risk. He slows his gait to a halt as he turns to see your reaction.

Your eyes go wide and your lips clamp shut into a thin line. It's comical, cutely un-cute, and he would laugh at how dumb you look right now, but the few saucers of sake impedes his ability to keep his deeper thoughts from coming to the surface. 

"I would do whatever it takes to make it last with you."

He watches you gulp nervously at his words and your chest heave with deeper and faster breaths. His face heats up, trying to analyze your reaction to see how badly he fucked up. 

"I've always liked that about you," you say, voice shaking some. "You always seem to just go for and fight for what you want. I wish I were more like that." 

His brows lift. It's a welcome surprise to the outright rejection he was anticipating. Though he feels a little strange, like he's standing on the other side of you now. Have that many years passed since he was looking at you and thinking along the same lines? 

"Really," is all he can say, blinking as if it's going to refresh the blank screen in his mind. He needs to tell you that you're wrong, that if your words were true, then he would have let you tear through him like a typhoon a long time ago. 

"I don't know if I'm adequate for the way you love," you say earnestly, mouth quivering a little as you struggle to hold his gaze. 

It feels like there are a thousand hands holding him down, squeezing at his throat and all of his innards. All he has to do is tell you that you are. More than. He wants to scream that his love is entirely yours, and always has been, born of the pollen of whatever flower bloomed in you the day he watched you fall in love for the first time. 

He tenses his jaw and runs a hand through his brown hair. Despite the heavy weight and tension of your years of friendship on the line, you both are playing it cool. He sighs through his nose, knowing that there won't be any "playing it cool" or "taking things easy" if he's gonna keep going. And so he grabs your hand, tugging as you stumble on asking what he's doing. 

He doesn't answer, just tells you to come on and pulls you along as he starts to walk again. You keep asking him where he's taking you, swearing that you passed the street you were supposed to turn down. He hears you yelling his name behind him when he takes off, still grasping your hand in his and forcing you to keep up with his unforgiving running pace. He glances back at you at one point and feels his heart jump into his throat at the sight of the big grin on your face as you yell in delight between gasps for air while he whips you around to dodge the other pedestrians. He's not even sure why he's running either, perhaps just a reflex to put his body in a state that matches his racing heartbeat. It feels right, holding your hand and pretending you're up to mischief. Or maybe it isn't even pretending. He could think of a thousand ways he'd like to cause trouble with you in his grasp.

"Are you- trying to- kill me?" You wheeze out, legs struggling to not trip over themselves and a fair amount of sake sloshing about in your belly. 

He takes you by surprise by stopping, spinning around to catch you against his chest before you can run into his back. You let out a light scream at the collision, taking a moment to realize that he's still holding your hand while his other arm holds you close to him by the waist. He looks down at you, both of you working to catch your breath, and feels an ache, a strange need to never let you get any further from him than this. 

"You're the one trying to kill me," he says, just a little less ragged in breath 

He never really planned it despite doing a bit of daydreaming. Preferably, neither of you would be tipsy, and he had hoped he'd be better than to choose the middle of the street with people walking about. Maybe his response is too smooth, as if he has been weirdly scheming this. But he doesn't stop and neither do you when he abandons your hand for the back of your head and brushes his lips against yours before forming the perfect slot. 

Oh and it nearly takes your knees from under you, hands desperately grabbing his neck and shirt so you don't fall, and his hold on your waist tightens when he feels your weight fall slack against him. Strangers walk past, either staring at or avoiding the scene you two are lost in. You didn't expect for his kiss to feel so good, and he didn't expect you to suck and bite at his lower lip once you regain your stability. He tastes the sake mixed between your breaths and he has to keep his tongue from going in to find more at the back of your mouth. 

He pulls back for you both to breathe, though he can hardly stand two seconds of looking into your blown-out eyes without leaning in for another peck. Well supposed to be a peck, but you let out a whimper at the contact and he's now determined to hear more from you. You deliver, mewling at how unexpectedly skilled his mouth is - though, you might have suspected a little. He feels a rush of blood at your sweet muffled sounds and it takes all of his will to part from your lips. 

He knows he needs to cool off, finding himself not completely above the idea of skulking off behind a building and having some kind of way with you against the brick if you'd let him - and judging by the way you're looking at him with big needy eyes, you just might. Though as exciting of a story it could be, it's you. And he would like to not be so frenzied for doing any of this. Even if he doesn't want to think too hard about it and just let himself indulge in having you so close. 

You're both breathing heavily, staring at one another, waiting for the other to speak or move in again. You crack a smile first and he mirrors it, laughing a little from relief that you don't seem scared or overwhelmed. It feels like a lifetime ago when you would hide behind him when the boys in your kindergarten class would try to tug at your hand to play with them. But now you're loosening your hold on him, sliding your hands down his arms and catching his palms in your fingers with your thumbs gently tracing the backs of his hands in little lines. 

"Kenji-"

"Wait," he says, squeezing your hands tight to stop whatever it is you were going to say to him. He looks you hard in the eye, lips pressed together in a tight line as if to hold back his words while he does his best to arrange them. 

Your ears didn't miss a thing back in high school, people always eager to let you know that your friend had dumped or rejected their friend. You were never able to see him as some jerk though. Even while listening to him sigh and groan about how he wasn't that attached when you'd prod him after hearing about the most recent heart he broke. Even when someone from your new school saw he was your friend on all the socials, and warned you about him, not knowing of your relationship. You assumed that he was like you, just looking for the adventure in love. 

Though it never even crossed your mind that yours is the love he sought. So as he lays bare his feelings, gripping at your fingers while he tells you his fears of not being good enough for you and that, despite feeling wretched, he's loved you for nearly his whole life - your head goes a little light from repainting every moment you can recall with him with rosy hues. And he keeps going, bringing up memories and details long forgotten, and letting you know that he loved you then, he loves you now, and that he can't stop. That you could say goodbye to him right now and never see or speak to him again, and he would still keep loving you. 

It's humbling but freeing for him to finally say it. His chest feels heavy yet light, though only for a short time before he sees tears start to drip down your cheeks. He tenses and almost backs away in guilt for becoming just like those boys in elementary school who made you feel uncomfortable with their unwanted affections, but you hold his hands tighter as you fight the urge to whimper at his words. 

"Dammit, Kenji!" You cry, clenching your teeth to try and steady your wobbly voice. "I was just gonna tell you that I love you so much, but you really have me beat." 

He releases his breath and pulls you tight to him, hugging you close with strong arms. He doesn't care if anyone sees him like this, lips pressed to your hairline asking you to say it again because he hasn't felt like this since his team beat Karasuno to go to nationals. It all feels surreal, yet here you are in his hold, assuring your love and rubbing your tears into his shirt. 

If described to his teenage self, he'd say the moment is far from perfect. He wouldn't have been so impatient. He'd bring you to the river or hillside. He'd have never let you drift after high school. And he'd pursue you with confidence. 

But he's still learning that growing up and adulthood is simply a muddled mess of events happening out of order. That things simply happen when they want to happen. And he's okay with that, especially since it all led to this climatic feeling of triumph and relief. A lifetime of build-up crumbles in one moment of spontaneity, and all he can do is step back and see how the future is reborn. In that regard, everything is perfect. 

"I thought you never saw me like that," you say once you're able to soften your arms around him. 

"I'm not sure if I ever saw you any other way," he admits with a chuckle. "I let you draw on me every day for a year and you still didn't know?"

"I drew on you as an excuse to touch you and mark you as mine, and you didn't know?" You say right back and he swears that you're gonna make a fool of him if you keep talking. Hearing the word 'mine' come from your lips in reference to him has his neck burning. 

"You liked me back then?" He asks tentatively, not entirely sure if he's ready to believe it. 

"Of course! But I also really liked watching you in love. I was a little unsure if I wanted to love like you, or be loved by you. I was jealous, either way," you pout. 

He groans and squeezes you with his arms. You keep saying the cutest shit. He swears he loved you before, but now it's quickly evolving into something more immense. It's terrifying how clearly he can see himself getting attached and possessive already. 

"If you wanna call that love. Cute that you got jealous though," he teases, though he can't imagine you suffering the same silent agony as him. 

"Don't lie to me," you say with suspicious eyes that are also a little playful. He can't blame you - his adolescent antics even had him fooled at times, but he can at least blame you for being the role model. 

"I could never," he responds, leaning to kiss you on the cheek. It feels good to be able to do it so freely. "I might have been a little jealous too."

He presses his lips to yours, unable to resist the way they look when pulled into a smile. It's dangerous how easily he can get lost in the feeling. His whole body hums at your lips moving against his and your fingertips twitching and digging at his back. You let out one of those sweet little moans, and he contemplates that rash idea from earlier of taking you behind one of these buildings. Much to his relief, you pull back to ask,

"Do you still want to go to the bar? I think we passed it."

"I kind of forgot about that," he says unabashedly and straightens his back a little. "I was looking for the tattoo shop around here when I ran off. Always thought about letting you draw on me for real."

He laughs when he sees your eyes go wide. He doesn't think it's his worst plan, though you beg to differ. 

"No! That's a horrible idea," you gasp despite the nervous giggle in your voice and the smile fighting its way into your lips. If you had any more to drink, you might consider it. 

"No, it's not. What was that about marking me as yours? Too scared to do it for real?" He taunts, flashing his teeth at you without realizing how weak it makes your resolve. 

"I mean, we could always do that at my place," you mutter, shyly breaking eye contact. 

"You have a tattooing kit?" He questions, finding it a little odd. 

"Kenji…" You sigh with a little laugh. Perhaps the sake and kissing have clouded his brain. 

"Oh," he says, but his brows shoot up almost as soon as the sound leaves his mouth. "Oh! You sure?"

"You're the one who wants to get a level zero experience tattoo and you're worried about hooking up?" You tease, enjoying the endearing look of realization and the way his lashes flutter to try and clear his vision more.  

"Hook-up? Is that all this is?" He shoots back with a charming smirk. He knows that isn't the case, or at least he sure hopes so. Though now that it's left his mouth, he could use the reassurance. 

"If you're bad at it," you say, flashing your eyes at him and matching his smirk. His cheeks flush at the challenge, though he knows better than to get too provoked.

"You little- I'm not going to 'hook-up' with you," he hisses, scrunching his eyes into narrow slits. He unwraps his arms from your body, but lets his hands slide over your back until they find your hips and pull you in so the lower half of your body seals against him. 

"Oh yeah? Then-"

As fun as the light-hearted banter is, he puts an instant stop to it when he presses his forehead to yours and looks at you with dark eyes. The tip of his nose affectionately bumps yours. Whatever playful comment you had prepared gets dropped when his sake-laced breath settles on your lips as he speaks. 

"I'd much rather make love." 

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[inamagicalhallucination]

okay i was going for

atsushi, channels his inner dazai - but only the whining mean part; he asks chuuya if he's the dog dazai talks about, tells mori he smells, only does the work he wants, walks away during meetings or missions; spends his free time making dumb plans for dumber pranks but ultimately spends most of his time w/ akutagawa even when he's not supposed to; it takes a month or two but the ada gets a box delivered w/ only the word atsushi on it, and fearing the worst, they hastily open it - atsushi jumps out, unhurt and grinning

you might say that why would atsushi risk his life - easy- he's not. even though he's in the pm now, he didn't go willingly, so emotionally he's still w/ the ada which means that as per the ada pm alliance atsushi is, to some extent, protected becuz the ada will retaliate if anything happens to him

this actually applies to all members - which is why i think the whole thing is strange becuz no way someone as smart as mori doesn't realize that this deal is different from yosano, dazai, or kyouka - all ppl who wanted to leave the mafia/him and are loyal to the ada now

anyone who goes to the pm from this deal is going with the thought - well i dont want my friends to have to - so theres no loyalty there

anyway

juni would lowkey make a fun mafioso but here me out - he doesn't care for the pm - we only see him get scary when naomi is threatened - and he cares for the ada so to protect them his little sadistic side can come out but the pm wont bring out the same - so it'll be sweet awkward junichiro who doesn't think he's cut out for any of this - the mafia has seen his sadistic side but no matter what they do it doesn't come out - they consider threatening the ada but again they cant - they get so frusterated they just tell him to leave

alternative where naomi comes along - two minutes w/ them being them and the mafia gets sick and tired of them

kunikida seems like a good catch but all he does is point out flaws in mori's schedules and makes it clear that mori doesn't meet his requirement for an ideal boss and he knows a lot about the ada's problems and issues so he's not even available most of the time becuz someone in the ada asked for him becuz they needed to idk find their favorite pencil

at some point he just doesn't come back

who else

kenji is a sweetheart and wins everyone over but - but theyre not prepared

the ada is already used to kenji bringing home animals at random but the pm is not - the entire headquarters smells like animals becuz no one figured out how to tell him to stop

ranpo just sits and does nothing. the pm is too boring to him since his friends arent here. eventually he becomes restless and uses his time and effort to fuck with ppl - he does it so much they give him back. he was causing too much trouble and fukuzawa looked like he was considering abandoning the whole alliance and just killing mori anyway so - not worth it

the only way ill accept a plot line of someone in the ada being transferred to the mafia after everything is over is if its not yosano or dazai and whoever it is annoys the mafia so much they just give them back

[rab1darachn1d]

MY FAVORITE BSD LGBTQ HEADCANONS FOR PRIDE MONTH💥💥💥 (somewhat part 2 to this)

these r just silly headcanons i like personally dont harass me or anyone over these please<3

ADA-

Fukuzawa: aroace spectrum(he/him but also peepaw dont give a damn abt pronouns)

Kunikida: pansexual + demisexual(he/him)

Dazai: bisexual + demiromantic + agender(they/he)

Ranpo: gay + ace + demiboy(he/they)

Yosano: lesbian(she/her)

Junichiro: aroace + transmasc(he/they)

Atsushi: bisexual + gender queer(he/she)

Kyouka: questioning + genderfluid(she/they)

Kenji: doesn't use labels but thinks xenogenders are neat (any pronouns aslong as everyone is chill)

PM-

Chuuya: gay + demiromantic/sexual + transmasc(he/him)

Kouyou: lesbian or bisexual + transfem(she/her)

Q: aroace and nonbinary + xenogenders (they/it + neos)

Kajii: aromantic(he/they/it)

Hirostu: never really cared about labels(he/him)

Tachihara: bisexual + transmasc(he/it)

Gin: bisexual + nonbinary(she/they/he)

Akutagawa: gay + ace and never gave gender labels much thought(he/they)

Higuchi: bisexual(she/her)

Oda: gay + ace (he/him but is chill with whatever)

Ango: gay (he/him)

Verlaine: gay + aroace spec + agender(He/him)

Rimbaud/Randou: gay + genderqueer (He/they/she)

Pianoman: doesn't care at all (any pronouns)

Lippmann: uranic + genderfluid(He/she)

Albatross: aroace + nonbinary(they/he)

Doc: biromantic + unlabeled(he/it)

Iceman: aroace (he/him)

The Guild-

Francis: dumb as hell ally but hes trying his best (he/him) (NO THE A DOES NOT STAND FOR ALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP🗣)

Lousia: lesbain + transfem (she/they)

Herman: aroace + gay (he/him though wouldn't mind they/them)

Stienbeck: omnisexual (he/him)

Lovecraft: ????????? + ??????????(whatever you want)

Mark Twain: Bisexual (he/him)

Nathaniel and Margaret: token heterosexuals/j

Poe: gay + transmasc nonbinary and likes xenoic terms (he/they)

Lucy: bisexual + demiromantic + transfem(she/her)

DOA-

Fyodor: doesnt care for labels but knows hes aroace spec and agender(doesn't care)

Nikolai: uranic + genderfluid and uses xenogenders (any pronouns)

Sigma: aroace + intersex and genderqueer(He/she/they)

Bram: he doesn't know anything about labels he just kinda exists but I think he'd find xenogenders/xenoic terms interesting or connect to some (He/him but doubt he cares)

Fukuchi: gay (he/him)

Hunting Dogs-

Jouno: uranic + pangender (he/they)

Tetchou: omniromantic + agender (He/they)

Teruko: bisexual + demiromantic (she/they)