#kelly chambers

[average-mako-enjoyer]

Dear Mass Effect community, come ship Miranda Lawson/Kelly Chambers with me.

A ruthless, too smart for her own good head of Lazarus project and her psychologist girlfriend. They start spending evenings together having heated debates about Shepard's psych evaluation, start kissing one evening and never stop.

[galerion]

on a scale of 1-to-Shepard, how threatened are u feeling

[bikorarey]

If I was writing for Mass Effect I would have more of the LI's get together if they weren't with Shepard. Kasumi and Jacob would've 100% happened instead of that mess with Brynn. I could definitely see Kaidan getting the favor of the Shadowbroker if you know what I mean.

In a stunner Garrus would absolutely have a thing for Ashley considering how Turian culture is and Ashley as a career Military woman? Issa wrap. Tali start of Jealous of and then be really into Miranda, and Jack would absolutely start to turn 'nice' to avoid Samara's bad side if you catch my drift.

EDI 100% calls Traynor's bluff and Kelly would take a special interest in Thane (who lives btw)

[thefloatingstone]

My power was out and I was bored and I considered doing this in drawing form but I didn't want to die so here's a low effort post of all the canon gays instead. happy pride.

[assmeffect]

Mass Effect Women driving HCs

men here

Liara: we know she's a backseat driver, is very careful when she does drive. has surprising road rage, gets frustrated when people arent as good of a driver as she is.

Ashley: aggressive driver, serves through traffic like crazy. not afraid to lay on the horn when she's frustrated. is the type to get loaded into street races.

Miranda: a very good driver, took driving lessons and low key shames people who haven't. militant about passengers wearing their seatbelts. Will text or phone call while driving though.

Tali: I don't think the flotilla ships are big enough to have anything more than a rudimentary public tram. she doesn't have a license and has no desire to drive.

Samara: a surprisingly agressive driver, serves around other cars but at least she uses her turn signal. Will not accept criticism about her driving.

Jack: never got a license but drives anyways. do not let her drive it will not end well. Would rather start a car chase than pull over for police. has a "how's my driving" sticker with Shepard's phone number

Traynor: i honestly think she has too much anxiety to drive. but also hates letting Shepard drive, she's scared for her little gay life.

Kelly: one of the best drivers here, ignores her omni tool, uses turn signals, generally does everything right. very talkative while she drives, but will get distracted and forget to turn where she's supposed to.

EDI: EDI was programmed to pilot the Normandy, not drive a car. so I don't think she'd be a good driver. uses ship terms to refer to parts of the car.

Vetra: another very good driver besides the fact that she doesnt use her seatbelt. absolutely does not let Sid get away with not wearing hers though.

Suvi: regularly rear ends other drivers because she's distracted. probably best if Ryder does most of the driving because Suvi isn't a huge fan.

Peebee: blasts music with the windows closed, you can feel your whole body vibrate woth the bass. likes to street race and would probably get into drag racing as a result. has truck nuts on her car ironically.

Cora: second best driver, like Gil she's very careful about following the rules of the road. thinks anyone whos honking is honking at her. I can see her being kind of a car buff, and being interested in customizing her car.

[kibagib]

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[gaydudeman]

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: I have only just realised the absolute sin of not having Wrex on the Normandy at the same time as Kelly Chambers. She would be ALL over him, and he'd happily give her exactly the fucking she was looking for. Kelly would definitely become infamous due to her screaming out Wrex's name all over the ship as they fucked wherever and whenever. Crewmates would walk in on them all the time, and honestly, everyone would probably be impressed how often and how hard Kelly and Wrex would fuck, considering how much *bigger* Wrex is. Kelly's libido would just be off the charts around Wrex, and I hate that we never got to see her thirsting over him.

[major-alenko]

Commander Tara Shepard + cherishing her friends

[jacensolodjo]

After a mission that could be traumatizing to any soldier, even Cmdr Shepard. Kelly Chambers: PTSD check. How are we holding up? Shepard: Okay. I've already repressed it. Kelly: That's good. *pause* ...Wait, no!

[oleolesimeeligen]

Kelly: do you want to talk about your feelings?

Shepard: no.

Kaidan: I do.

Kelly: I know, Kaidan.

Kaidan: I'm sad.

Kelly: I know, Kaidan.

[cybercreationgarden]

mass effect poll

[bigboobshaunt]

Aww boo... I didn't end up having dinner with Kelly in ME2 so she won't show up in 3 with my fishes. All because the guide I was looking at didn't think to mention that the dinner was a mandatory step.