#kek the god of chaos

[apiswitchcraft]

the egyptian gods

MA'AT: the essence of harmony and balance

in the beginning, well, there were a lot of different beginnings,

AMUN/AMUN-RA: god of the sun and air, supreme king of the gods in some periods. some stories say that he created himself and then everything else in the universe

ATUM: sometimes considered another name for Ra, but when separated he represents the evening sun. he was the first of the Ennead to emerge from Nu, and was the supreme ruler of the gods, and creator of the universe and human beings

RA/RE: when separated from Atum, he represents the midday sun, but other stories say that his aspect changes as he advances his sun barge across the sky. also considered the supreme ruler and creator of the universe. later merged with Amun as he rose in popularity

PTAH: another creator of the universe, Ptah was lord of truth, and the patron god of sculptors and craftsmen (since he was considered to have sculpted the earth). he created the first mound of earth from Nu by imagining it in his heart and breathed life into things with his voice

KHNUM: said to have created everything on his potter's wheel. in a different story he created humans on his potter's wheel then raised them up to the sun so that Ra could breathe life into them

NEITH: a war and funerary goddess, she created all things from her innards. she invented birth, therefore considered the "mother goddess" and closely associated with life and living things

MUT: emerged from Nu and gave birth to the world on her own, or in other stories was the wife of Amun. she was a goddess of protection, guarding humans in life, and against demons in death

MEHET-WERET: celestial cow goddess that emerged from Nu and gave birth to Ra at the beginning of time. goddess of water, creation, and rebirth

then under Atum/Ra creation stories, there were the first gods, called the Ennead,

SHU: the primordial god of air, he was born from Atum/Ra with his sister Tefnut to create the world. it's said that after bein gone for so long, Atum/Ra sent the eye of Ra to search for them, and his tears of happiness at having them returned became humans

TEFNUT: the sister and wife of Shu, she was the primordial god of moisture and rainfall

NUT: child of Shu and Tefnut, she represented the sky, but her relationship with her brother Geb disturbed Atum/Ra so he pushed her high above Geb, decreeing that she could not give birth on any day of the year. however, Thoth then gambled with Iah (or Khonsu) winning five days of moonlight he transformed into days. On those five days, her five children were born

GEB: god of the earth and growing things

OSIRIS: child of Nut and Geb, he was lord and god of the underworld and afterlife. he was said to be the first god to die, after being killed by his brother Set, wherein Isis then resurrected him and they bore Horus.

ISIS: child of Nut and Geb, she was the goddess of the moon, healing, fertility, and magic

NEPHTHYS: child of Nut and Geb, she is the twin sister of Isis and wife of Set. she is considered a goddess of funeral rites, darkness (not in an evil sense), and protector of women.

SET/SETH: child of Nut and Geb god of war, chaos, and storms. although he was the first murderer, he was considered a necessary balance to the good of Osiris. he killed Osiris to usurp his throne, only to later be usurped by Horus.

However, sometimes Set was replaced with Horus in the Ennead,

HORUS: technically there were two Horuses, Horus the Elder, who was a child of Nut and Geb, and Horus the younger, who was the better known Horus. however, they ended up merging into one deity, a god of the sun, sky, and kingship

under the Amun (and sometimes Ptah) creation myth(s) there was the group called the Ogdoad, including Amun and

AMUNET: the female counterpart of Amun, together they represented forces unseen, including the wind and air

KEK: the god of the hours before dawn, he guided the sun barge of Ra from the underworld to earth

KAUKET: the female aspect of Kek, she represented the hours after sunset, and guided the sun barge of Ra into the underworld. Together these gods represent darkness (but not in an evil way)

HEH AND HAUHET: often not separated in any meaningful way, these two were the gods of infinity, eternity, and time

NUN AND NAUNET: personification of the primordial waters, from which everything was created. Naunet is only ever referenced when it comes to the Ogdoad

However, when Amun became revered as a god of creation, him and Amunet were sometimes replaced by

NIA AND NIAT: gods of the void

so then the rest of the gods,

THOTH: advisor of Atum/Ra, he was the god of wisdom, writing, and truth, and was associated with the moon. sometimes he is the child of Atum/Ra, other times he is the son of Horus. he gave humanity the gift of language and marked the passage of time

SESHAT: consort of Thoth, she was the goddess of writing, books, and measurements

ANUBIS: son of Nephthys and Osiris, he was the god of the dead and associated with embalming. he leads the souls of the dead to the Hall of Truth and weighs their heart to determine if they were good or evil

KABECHET/QEBEHT: daughter of Anubis and a funerary deity. she provides cool, pure water to the souls awaiting judgement in the Hall of Truth

BASTET: daughter of Ra, although her image has tempered over time, Bastet was often considered a defender of pharaohs and the hearth. goddess of cats, women, and fertility

SEKHMET: sister of Bastet, she was goddess of destruction, justice, and desert winds. after Ra became tired of the sins of humanity, he sent Sekhmet to destroy them. she ravaged the land until the other gods implored Ra to stop her, where he took beer dyed red (to emulate blood) and left it at Dendera. when she drank it, she fell asleep and woke as the benevolent goddess Hathor

MAAHES: solar god and protector of the innocent, sometimes the son of Bastet, sometimes Sekhmet

HATHOR: goddess of joy, celebration, love, women, drunkenness, and sometimes animals. in some stories she is the wife of Horus the elder, in some Horus the younger, and in some Ra

MA'AT: embodiment of the principle of ma'at, she was the goddess of truth, justice, and harmony

KHONSU: the son of Amun and Mut, god of the moon and healing

MONTU: a god of war and the vitality of pharaohs, he was later replaced by Khonsu as a child of Amun and Mut

TENENIT: goddess of beer and brewing, consort of Montu

HEKA: patron god of magic and medicine, but was also said to be present at the creation of the universe

HU: god of the spoken word, personification of the first word Atum/Ra ever spoke. represented the tongue

SIA: personification of perception and thoughtfulness who represented the heart

ANAT: goddess of fertility, sexuality, love, and war. sometimes she is a virgin goddess, others she is sensuous and erotic

APEP/APOPHIS: the celestial serpent that would assault the sun barge of Ra every night as it travels through the underworld

BA-PEF: god of terror

BES/BISU/AHA: god of childbirth, fertility, sexuality, humor, and war. he protected women and children, fended off evil, and fought for divine justice

TAWERET/TAURET: considered a consort of Set, goddess of childbirth and fertility. guarded children and invoked to help with pregnancy and birth

HRAF-HAF: the ferryman of the dead, he would carry good souls across the Lily Lake to the shores of paradise in the Field of Reeds

AMENET: consort of the divine ferryman, she welcomed souls of the dead to afterlife with food and drink

FETKET: cupbearer of Ra, patron of bartenders

MAFDET: goddess of justice, protected people from venomous bites, later replaced by Serket

SERKET: goddess of protection and funerals, protected people against venom

HEDET: goddess of scorpions and protector against their venom

IHY: son of Hathor and Horus the elder, he was the god of music and joy

IMHOTEP: the deified vizier of the king Djoser, god of wisdom and medicine

MESKHENIT: goddess of childbirth, created a person's ka (life force) and breathed it into them, creating their destiny

NEHEBKAU: joined a persons ka to their body at birth, and with the ba (winged aspect of the soul) at death. has always existed, and swam in the primordial waters before Atum rose

NEFERTUM: god of perfume and beauty, said to be born from the bud of a blue lotus flower at the beginning of creation. associated with rebirth and transformation due to his association with Atum

RENENUTET: goddess of nursing children and the harvest. she determined the length of a person's life and the important events that would occur, sometimes considered the mother of Osiris as consort of Atum

NEPER: son of Renenutet, god of grain and fertility

ONURIS/ANHUR: a son of Ra, god of war and hunting

SHAY: personification of fate, no one could alter her decisions

SHED: god who protected against wild animals and mortal enemies

SHEZMU: god of wine, perfume and plenty

SOBEK: god of water and medicine, namely surgery. lord of marshes and wetlands

SOTHIS/SOPDET: astral form of Isis, represented the star Sirius

SAH: astral form of Osiris, represented the constellation Orion

SOPDU: son of Sothis and Sah, astral form of Horus, guarded over outposts and soldiers on the frontier

TAYET/TAIT: goddess of weaving and associated with embalming

WENEG: held up the sky and maintained balance between the heavens and earth

WEPWAWET: the "opener of ways," a funerary and hunter god

KHENTYAMENTIU: the "Chief of the Dead," a funerary god believed to have created important funerary rites

and the sons of Horus, who get their own special spot,

DUAMUTEF: protector god of the stomach, he represented East

HAPY: protector god of the lungs, he represented the North

IMSETY: protector god of the liver, he represented the South

QEBEHSENUEF: protector god of the intestines, he represented the West

[teatrtenei]

NU (NUN)

Male and female primeval dieties who the priesthood of Hermopolis included in the Ogdoad, which consisted of the eight gods who created the world. Nun was called the "father of the gods" and was basically an abstract concept: he had neither temples nor worshippers. There is a myth that Tem created Nun as his home and sailed over him each day in two magical boats, one called Mantchet, "becoming strong", the other Semket, "becoming weak". In Egyptian art Nun was portrayed as a frog-headed man and Naunet, his female counterpart, as a snake. He was sometimes shown plunged up to his waist in water, with his arms supporting the gods who issued from his body. He was also depicted wearing a solar disk with plumes on his head. A variant spelling is Nu. Nu ("Watery One") or Nun ("The Inert One"), in ancient Egyptian religion, is the personification of the primordial watery abyss which existed at the time of creation and from which the creator sun god Ra arose.

Nu is one of the eight deities of the Ogdoad representing ancient Egyptian primordial Chaos from which the primordial mound arose. Nun can be seen as the first of all the gods and the creator of reality and personification of the cosmos. Nun is also considered the god that will destroy existence and return everything to the Nun whence it came. No cult was addressed to Nun. The name on Nu is paralleled with nen "inactivity" in a play of words in, "I raised them up from out of the watery mass [nu], out of inactivity [nen]". The name has also been compared to the Coptic noun "abyss; deep". The ancient Egyptians envisaged the oceanic abyss of the Nun as surrounding a bubble in which the sphere of life is encapsulated, representing the deepest mystery of their cosmogony.In ancient Egyptian creation accounts, the original mound of land comes forth from the waters of the Nun.The Nun is the source of all that appears in a differentiated world, encompassing all aspects of divine and earthly existence. In the Ennead cosmogony, Nun is perceived as transcendent at the point of creation alongside Atum the creator god. In the beginning the universe only consisted of a great chaotic cosmic ocean, and the ocean itself was referred to as Nu. In some versions of this myth, at the beginning of time Mehet-Weret, portrayed as a cow with a sun disk between her horns, gives birth to the sun, said to have risen from the waters of creation and to have given birth to the sun god Ra in some myths.The universe was enrapt by a vast mass of primordial waters, and the Benben, a pyramid mound, emerged amid this primal chaos. There was a lotus flower with Benben,and from this when it blossomed emerged Ra.There were many versions of the sun's emergence, and it was said to have emerged directly from the mound or from a lotus flower that grew from the mound, in the form of a heron, falcon, scarab beetle, or human child.In Heliopolis, the creation was attributed to Atum, a deity closely associated with Ra, who was said to have existed in the waters of Nu as an inert potential being. Beginning with the Middle Kingdom, Nun is described as "the father of the gods" and he is depicted on temple walls throughout the rest of ancient Egyptian religious history.

The Ogdoad includes along with Naunet and Nun, Amaunet and Amun; Hauhet and Heh; and Kauket and Kek. Like the other Ogdoad deities, Nu did not have temples or any center of worship. Even so, Nu was sometimes represented by a sacred lake, or, as at Abydos, by an underground stream. Nun was depicted as an anthropomorphic large figure and a personification of the primordial waters,with water ripples filling the body, holding a notched palm branch. Nun was also depicted in anthropomorphic form but with the head of a frog, and he was typically depicted in ancient Egyptian art holding aloft the solar barque or the sun disc. He may appear greeting the rising sun in the guise of a baboon. Nun is otherwise symbolized by the presence of a sacred cistern or lake as in the sanctuaries of Karnak and Dendara.

Nu was shown usually as male but also had aspects that could be represented as female or male. Naunet (also spelt Nunet) is the female aspect, which is the name Nu with a female gender ending. The male aspect, Nun, is written with a male gender ending. As with the primordial concepts of the Ogdoad, Nu's male aspect was depicted as a frog, or a frog-headed man. In Ancient Egyptian art, Nun also appears as a bearded man, with blue-green skin, representing water. Naunet is represented as a snake or snake-headed woman.

In the 12th Hour of the Book of Gates, Nu is depicted with upraised arms holding a solar bark (or barque, a boat). The boat is occupied by eight deities with Khepri, Ra's morning aspect, standing in the middle and being surrounded by the seven other deities.

During the Late Period when Egypt was occupied by foreign powers, the negative aspect of Nun became the dominant perception, reflecting the forces of disorder that were set loose in the country.

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Kek and Kauket

Deities of Darkness, Obscurity and Night

Kek (Kuk, Keku) means darkness. He was the god of the darkness of chaos, the darkness before time began. He was the god of obscurity, hidden in the darkness. The Egyptians saw the night time, the time without the light of the sun, as a reflection of this chaotic darkness.

The feminine of the god Kek, Kauket (Keket) was a much more obscure goddess than her husband. She was a snake-headed woman who ruled over the darkness with her husband. Her name also meant darkness, as did her husband's name, but with a feminine ending.

Kauket was the feminine to Kek's masculine, more of a representation of duality than an actual goddess, so she was even less of a deity than Kek, and much more of an abstract. The mind divides while the heart connects. The mind is a precious tool, but in our quest for truth, the heart is the compass to follow.

Kek and Kauket Image--Mahaboka

[krimsonkatt]

Darkforce Kek, a superboss that will appear in Chronicles II: Zero Gear Saga as the penultimate superboss. Inspired primarily by the Egyptian god of chaos and darkness, not the 4chan meme. It is found in Babel Ruins guarding the room right before the Chaos Nest, the place where the final superboss, Immortal Mordeus, rests. In battle he uses "Overwhelming Darkness" to inflict all foes with silence, blind, and lowers their HIT and EVA while dealing colossal dark damage. It can also use "Galgleam Eyes" to lower one party member's HP and AP to 1, "Dark Aurora" to raise all its stats to max, "Hades Shot" to deal unreal strike and dark damage to one foe that pierces 75% of DEF, and "Black Fog" to make all foes weak to dark for 5 turns. But Kek's most powerful ability is his "Death Thorns" passive where if you attack him, you die instantly. The only way to protect yourself is with instant kill immunity, and even then Kek can take that away with Black Fog, which also removes instant kill immunity for 3 turns. A very tough boss and a worthy challenge as the second strongest regular boss in the game, fought at the tail end of Chronicles II's lengthy postgame.

[mythologyandancienthistory]

Great Gods of Ancient Egypt: Creators of the Universe and Destiny

The Primordial Ogdoad in Egyptian Mythology

Egyptian creation myths are unique in that they place the universe, gods, and humans on the same level of creation, without distinguishing between them. Therefore, when discussing the creation of the universe, gods, and humanity, they are all considered part of the same process.

The Primordial Ogdoad: The Pre-Creation Chaos

The first stage of creation in Egyptian mythology involves the emergence of the Primordial Ogdoad, which represents the chaotic substance (primordial matter) that existed before the creation of the universe and the solar deity. This myth originates from Khnum (also known as Hermopolis or Khemenu) and states that, in the beginning, eight primordial deities existed above a mound that appeared in Khnum from the primordial ocean. These deities consisted of four divine pairs, each comprising a male and female counterpart. The males were depicted as frogs, symbolizing the watery abyss, while the females were depicted as snakes, symbolizing regenerative life. These deities are:

Nu and Naunet – Representing the primordial waters.

Heh and Hehet – Representing infinity and eternity.

Kek and Kauket – Representing darkness.

Qerḥ and Qerḥet – Representing night.

Some texts suggest that the fourth pair was actually Amun and Amunet, a later addition meant to emphasize the presence of Amun before the creation of the world.

The scene of these divine frogs and snakes was one of stillness and tranquility, as they embraced each other on the primordial mound of Khnum, existing in eternal silence.

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Recap...2024

•Rachet behavior

•Chatty Patty's

•Dystopian Directives on Netflix

•Trap music

•Gossip at it's fullest

•The alluring spells of holidays is diminishing.

•Take the wheel and guide yourself

•Mystery Meat

•Phallus play at full throttle in Hollyweird

•Ancestors aren't being fed

•Bird box

•Neglecting Core issues

•Benjamin Button's in Consiouness

•Knuckle draggers

•Woke, and still taking penitentiary chances

•Mad relatives, that's not even family(no offense to our relatives)

•Anglo Saxton blame

•Worrying about everything but self

We trust us, but us gotta get our shit together.

The playbook is in place how to handel us, but we can't handel us.

•Little %ick energy (Dark manipulated energy) Trump

•Morality rate is diminishing(fragile state of the Anglo Saxon's)

•Intellectual Warfare

•Crime at an all time high

•Drug epidemic

•Cardi B craze

•Sacrafices

•Alexia

•God Box (David Banner)

•FEMA Camps

•Cymantics

•Sacred Geometry

•Get Out Syndrome

•Sephora marketed a Witch kit

•Yoni Eggs

•Sage

•Esoteric

•Mystic of old world classified as New Age

•Dark Star Rising Book

•Law of 44

•Unidentifiable Realm(Social Media- black mirror, tresel board or modern day ouji board)

•Syncro Mystisim

•Google go to encyclopedia

•Meme magic- what happens in cyber world transfers into the real world

•Kanye West

•Labron James

•Synchronicity

•Shadow work

•Internet had become an externalized imagination

•Chaos Magic (Fake News)

Witches, Warlocks, Wiccans

Peppa the frog (KEK entity) {Egregore}

•Attention Economy digital era, no longer analog

•Quantum Realm Mastermind Principles, trigger words and sounds. Trans state

•YouTube Censorship

•Transmutation

•Me Too movement

•Rosanne Bar

•Dysfuntional Narratives

•R. Kelly

•Bill Cosby

•Brother Panic

•19 Keys

•Thought forms, Astro Leventuas, etheric shells of corpses(#Egregore)

•Bobby Hemmit

•Occult Movements

•Rituals

•Strong Man turned Mad Man

•LBJ Community

•Make America Great Again (programming trigger)

•Impeachment request from the majority

•Troll Armies

•Cloning (Synthetic Robitoids)

•Black Mirror

•Watch Man Movie (re-watch)

•NYC Blue & Green glowing lights

•Avitars (Virtual Reality)

•Narcissistic Disorders

•Conforming of the Populist (Purging in real time)

•Meek Mills (poster boy) for incarnation/probation reform

•Impossible Burgers (alternative meat)

•Mass Shootings

•Hashtags

•Cell Towers Vibrational frequency (4g-5g)

•Focusing in the seen realm, while the unseen realm is orchestrating (spirit cookers)

•Chitlin Circuit Coonery

•Our magic {#Melanin} is being utilized to cook us again so they can stay in power, while dumbing us down.

•God Frequency

•Reality is the Glitch in the Matrix (Psychological Interpretation, reality is purely perception based) the mind is an Externalized Expression of what reality is.

Definition of Man is Mind, the Hermetic Principal that speaks of Mind, it says: "Mind Is All" man is Mind, but your not necessarily mind, so Who are you? Were purely projections.

•The age of the internet is mental

#Implants

•Merging information

•Strange Fruit (repeats itself)

•Internalized Purging

•Placebo Effect

•Mandela Effect

•Cutting Cords

•3 levels of Subconscious

•Balance: El's or Draws (#duality) Neutral

•Colorful wording without Action

•Block Bullies (for Jordan's)

•Energy, Frequency and Vibration

•Reality TV (#distractions)

Martoring Villians (#exonerate)

•Flat Earth

•Earth Quakes (world -wide)

•Flowers in one hand and blood on the other hand

•George Bush Sr.

•The thread of Society is unraveling

•Tangle of Pathology

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Beberapa hari yg lalu, malem2 mau ke rumah org, sendirian pake motor. Trus pas nyampe depan gerbang, dah siap2 mo turun buka gerbangnya, tiba2 ada anjing keluar dari rumah seberang sambil menggonggong trus jalan ke arah aku. Aseli shock bgt bund. Aku diam di atas motor, ga gerak sedikit pun sambil nahan napas berharap dia ga ngedeketin aku. Eh ternyata ga ngaruh dong, doi makin maju diikutin sama 2 anjing lain yg baru keluar dari rumah yg sama. *Mampos* *goodbye universe*

Satu2 nya yg bisa aku lakuin cuma "hush, hush":( sedi bgt sumpah. Ga ngaruh apa2, doi dan rombongan makin maju dengan gonggongan yg aduhai sekali:(

Trus tanpa pikir panjang, aku hidupin motor trus langsung ngegas ke jalan yg ga tentu arah. Doi berenti ngejar? Ga. Ofkors tydack:( doi ikut ngejar sambil tetap gonggong, asli dah kek maling, ck. Tapi sumpaaah, saat itu berasa chaos bgt, pen teriak tapi pen nangis juga, mana jalanan gelap:(

Yah tapi namanya juga bela, mana ngeh dia jalanan apa aja yg dilewatin, tiba2 udah sampai jalan buntu aja *i wish i could cri as loud as i can*. Tapi, di titik ini aku cuma bisa berterima kasih dgn bantuan-Nya si, tuhan masih sayang aku ternyata *thanks God*, anjingnya ilang, gaada lagi di belakang wkwkw. Tapi setelahnya aku bingung harus gimana. Coba chat org rumahnya dan alhamdulillah fast respon. Ujug2 disuruh balik lagi dan parkir di tempat lain aja, yg mana harus ngelewatin si anjing (lagi). Yauda, bodo amat. Dan pas lewat ternyata doi lagi rebahan dong melintang di jalan wkwkw. Dengan keberanian super, motor di gas kenceng2 dan doi cuma ngelirik aja🤣😭😭

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Primordial Creators

Kabbalah (Abrahamic)

God - Abrahamic Primordial 'God' of Existence, Light, Good, Purity, Heaven, Order and Creation

Ayin - Abrahamic Primordial 'Goddess' of Non-Existence, Darkness, Evil, Impurity, Hell, Nothingness and Chaos

Barbelo - Abrahamic Primordial of Silence

Life - Primordial Entity of Life

Death - Primordial Entity of Death

The Darkness - Abrahamic Primordial 'Goddess' of Nothingness, Emptiness, Darkness and the Night

Protogenoi

Khaos - Pagan Primordial God of the Void, Nothingness and Creation.

Dʰéǵʰōm - Proto-Indo-European Primordial Goddess of the Earth and the Land

Dyēus - Proto-Indo-European Primordial God of the Sky and the Heavens

Chronos - Greek Primordial God of Time

Nyx - Greek Primordial Goddess of the Night

Erebus - Greek Primordial God of Darkness and Mist

Aether - Greek Primordial God of Light and the Upper Sky

Amor - Greek Primordial God of Love

Tartarus - Greek Primordial God of the Abyss (the Underworld)

Hýdros - Greek Primordial God of the Ocean, Sea and Water

Thésis - Greek Primordial Goddess of the Earth, Creation and Donation

Hemera - Greek Primordial Goddess of the Day

Pontus - Greek Primordial God of the Sea

Achlys - Greek Primordial Goddess of the Mist of Death and the Eternal Night

Ananke - Greek Primordial Goddess of Inevitability, Compulsion and Necessity

Aion - Greek Primordial God of the Ages

Caligo - Greek Primordial Goddess of the Abyss

Norse Primordials

Búri - Norse Æsir Primordial God of Creation

Ymir - Norse Jötnar Primordial God of Ice

Surtr - Norse Jötunn Primordial God of Fire

Auðumbla - Norse Primordial Creature of the Beginning

Ginnungagap - Norse Primordial Void

Ogdoad (Egyptian Primordials)

Nun - Egyptian Primordial God of the Watery Abyss and Masculine version of Naunet

Bennu - Egyptian Primordial God of Rebirth

Aten - Egyptian Primordial God of the Fire

Mehet-Weret - Egyptian Primordial Goddess of the Sky

Amun - Egyptian Primordial God of All Things Hidden and Masculine version of Amunet

Heh - Egyptian Primordial God of Infinity and Eternity and Masculine version of Hauhet

Kek - Egyptian Primordial God of the Darkness and the Day and Masculine version of Kauket

Qerḥ - Egyptian Primordial Snake God of the Night and Masculine version of Qerḥet

Mesopotamian Primordials

Abzu - Babylonian Primordial God of the Fresh Water

Tiamat - Babylonian Primordial Goddess of the Salt Water, the Ocean, the Primordial Chaos and Dragons

Nammu - Sumerian Primordial Goddess of Water, Life and Creation

Kotoamatsukami (Japanese Primordials)

Amenominakanushi - Shinto Primordial God of Creation and Control

Kami-Musubi - Shinto Primordial Goddess of Creation and Divinity

Takami-Musubi - Shinto Primordial Goddess of Creation and Conquest

Umashi'ashikabihikoji - Shinto Primordial God of Energy

Amenotokotachi - Shinto Primordial God of the Heavens

Hindu Primordials

Brahman - Hindu Primordial God of the Highest Universal Principle

Atman - Hindu Primordial God of the True Self of the Individual

Shakti - Hindu Primordial Goddess of Cosmic Energy of Existence

Mahadevi - Hindu Primordial Goddess of the Soul of Existence

Pralaya - Hindu Primordial of the Void

Aztec Primordials

Ōmeteōtl - Aztec Primordial God of Fertility, Nature and Duality

Cipactli - Aztec Primordial Eldritch Monster of the Primeval Seas

Finnish and Baltic Primordials

Ilmatar - Finnish Primordial Goddess of Chastity and the Air

Zoroastrian Primordials

Ahura Mazda - Zoroastrian Primordial God of Benevolence, Light, Creation and Wisdom

Angra Mainyu - Zoroastrian Primordial God of Malevolence, Darkness, Destruction and Chaos

Zurvan - Zoroastrian Primordial God of Neutrality, Duality, Infinitude and Space-Time

Other Primordials

Ouroboros - Primordial Dragon of Infinity

Ozgon - Primordial Entity of Fear

Father Time - Primordial Entity of Time

HWML and HWMD - Primordial Old God of Light and Darkness

Bondyé - Primordial God of Creation, Kindness, Goodness and Honesty

Primeval Creators

Aztec

Huitzilopochtli - Sun Primeval

Quetzalcoatl - Wisdom Primeval

Tezcatlipoca - Night Primeval

Xipe Totec - Agricultural Primeval

Chinese

Shenlong - Storm Primeval

Egyptian

Apep - Chaos Primeval

Atum - Creation Primeval

Khnum - Nile Primeval

Neith - Fertility Primeval

Ra - Sun Primeval

Thoth - Wisdom Primeval

Greek

Aphrodite - Love Primeval

Atropos - Moirai/Fate Primeval

Charon - Underworld Primeval

Clotho - Moirai/Fate Primeval

Eris - Discord Primeval

Geras - Aging Primeval

Hypnos - Dream Primeval

Keres - Death Primeval

Lachesis - Moirai/Fate Primeval

Momus - Misery Primeval

Moros - Doom Primeval

Nemesis - Retribution Primeval

Oizys - Misery Primeval

Thanatos - Death Primeval

Hindu

Brahma - Trimurti Primeval of Creation

Vishnu - Trimurti Primeval of Preservation

Shiva - Trimurti Primeval of Destruction

Saraswati - Tridevi Primeval of Knowledge, Music, Art, Wisdom and Nature

Lakshmi - Tridevi Primeval of Wealth, Fortune, Power, Beauty, Fertility and Auspiciousness

Parvati - Tridevi Primeval of Sex, Love, Beauty, Marriage, Children and Devotion

Kamiyonanayo (Japanese)

Kuninotokotachi - Creator Primeval

Toyokumunu - Cloud Primeval

Uhijini - Mud Primeval

Suhijini - Mud Primeval

Tsunuguhi - Animal Primeval

Ikuguhi - Plant Primeval

Ohotonoji - Sexuality Primeval

Ohotonobe - Sexuality Primeval

Omodaru - Completion Primeval

Ayakashikone - Completion Primeval

Norse

Borr - Aesir Primeval

Bestla - Aesir Primeval

Mesopotamian

Enki - Sea Primeval

Ninhursag - Mother and Fertility Primeval

Enlil - Air Primeval

Ninlil - Air Primeval

Damgalnuna - Motherhood and Fertility Primeval

Canaanite

Asherah - Fertility Primeval

Astarte - Love Primeval

Bethel

Dagon - Agriculture Primeval

El - Creator Primeval

Gebal

Other

Sara la Kali - Primeval Salvation

Mithra - Primeval Frienship

Ahriman - Primeval Desserts

Angra Mainyu - Primeval Evil

Ahura Mazda - Primeval Good

[theloversbox]

From Tekkocon, we found Kekistan's Patron Deity. Now, excuse me while I Shadily and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[displeasedfrog]

[greateggcult]

2016 MARKIPLIER IS REBORN!!

Is... Is that Wilford impersonating Assholiplier, killing people in a game where they made Celine their character?

other things to note:

-They are using a google IRL to record

- the quietly muttered “I-I hate myself” after flexing his back to the camera at the end of the video

-The player character looking similar to Celine withe red eyes

-the heart stabbing and canes

-boobs get in the way of battle

-the excessive groin beatings

-the musical light floor hatch in black and white, durring the glitching

[bloodmoon-bites]

The Moon’s Shadow |:| A khonshu x reader fic|:| Part 3

Warnings: Swearing, angst, 18+ mentions of sex

Summary:  You are the reincarnation of the god of shadows (yes I am aware that kek exists but for sake of this fic, kek does not, and you are in his place), you had a past with a certain moon god. A past you were certain was left there, but when you run into him and his avatar you’re pulled into an adventure that you are sure you’re ready for. Who knows how it’s going to go, let’s see if you two can stand each other long enough to get done what needs to be done.

Word count: 1k+ Info: Y/N = your name

Y/G/N = your god name

N/N = nickname

F/C = favorite color

E/C = Eye color

Zali = My shadow

“Love you, birdboy…”

A few hours later we were on a flight to Egypt, I had taken the window seat and sat with a sketchbook in my hand, using the light from the window to shine onto my sketch. Khonshu’s avatar had been sat beside me, he had explained that he had 2 persona’s Marc, and steven, steven was sitting beside me. He looked over at my sketchbook, it was full of sketches of the gods and the page I was on currently was a page full of sketches of khonshu, and someone else

“Woah, is that khonshu? And who’s the other person? I’m guessing they’re a god, but I haven’t seen them before…” he said placing a hand on his chin looking the sketches over before looking up at me

“The other god is me… that’s what I look like when I'm in true god form” The form with khonshu in the sketches was a wolf with 2 sets of ears and a skull for a face, the fur on its head was F/C with black and white littered across it, while the eyes were E/C. Steven nodded slightly

“So Khonshu hasn’t told us much, but what is the whole thing between you two? If you don’t mind me asking of course” he said giving me a small smile and I chuckled 

“Well, I guess we have a few hours… Long ago, during my first life, me and him ruled the night together, the god of moon and justice and the goddess of the dark and chaos. At one point, during it all we had fallen in love, we had become unstoppable, a force to be reckoned with.” I took a pause and sighed before continuing, “But then Ammit began to grow evil, claiming that justice needed to be bestowed before the person could even commit the crime, but her fatal flaw was that it was just a choice they could make down the line, so that meant the person could choose not to do the thing they would be judged on.” I looked into his eyes to make sure he had been keeping up. Steven offered me a small nod and I continued

“So we had to kill her, but after that, he just began going downhill for some reason… I could never figure out why though, sorry off-topic. So we had started fighting a lot and eventually I broke it off but that same day I was killed not even half an hour later, and I still never learned who did it” I shrugged, “I don't care too much about it now really, but I'm still trying to figure it out” I said looking back down at my sketchbook and then out the window before looking back over to steven

“But, why were you never mentioned in any myths we’ve found?” he asked me and I shrugged

“Maybe the other gods didn't want me known after I died, maybe they wanted to leave me in the past. I don't know… all I know is most don't know I exist, or at least few do, but very few” I said picking my pencil back up and continuing to draw on the paper, adding some small details to the sketch of khonshu I was working on, then I spoke up once more

“Though, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I hadn’t left and had just tried to work it out, but I guess I’ll never know huh? Sometimes I wonder what could have been…” I shook my head lightly feeling the tears whelm in my eyes, “I loved him, and I still do, that’s not going to change, no matter what he may do, I love him” I said looking back over at steven only to watch his eyes change and glow white for a second before returning to normal a familiar voice ringing from his vocal cords

“I love you too, zali” Khonshu said placing a hand on my cheek and pulling me in to lay his forehead to mine and a small smile falling over his lips

“I missed you, more than you could ever know…” his thumb brushed my cheek lightly. His eyes opened to look into mine, I offered him a small smile 

“Trust me Khon, I think I know…” I put my hand on his and heard an intercom ring out

“We are now within one hour of our destination”                                                         Time skip I woke up feeling an arm tightly wrapped around my waist, and a body pressed up against mine I slowly rolled around to face khonshu, his sleeping form lazily laid infront of me. He had shifted into a human form so it would be easier to sleep with me. I slowly ran a hand through his dusty light blonde colored hair and placed a small kiss on his chin.

I watched as his eyes slowly opened, revealing the yellow orbs I had been waiting to see since I woke up. He smiled at me and laid his forehead on mine

“Good morning, my goddess. Did you sleep well?” he asked lazily, his voice low and deep, groggy from just waking up

“Mhmm,” I said nuzzling closer to him and he spoke up in a teasing voice, “enjoy last night~?” he said running his hand up and down my back, his lips close to mine, ghosting them. 

“Maybe…” I said smirking

“Hmm, sure sounded like it last night~,” he said placing a kiss on my lips, his hand moving to my ass, giving it a light squeeze, causing me to gasp in surprise into the kiss, making him chuckle slightly before pulling away. I rolled my eyes after opening them

“Whatever birdboy,” I said lightly smacking his chest, failing for the most part as I didn’t have much room, “ugh, what time is it?” I said rolling over to look at the clock, it read 10:12 am.

“Well we have a few hours to lay around I guess,” I said rolling back over to look at him, seeing him propped up on one elbow and a smirk over his face

“Hmm, I think I can think of one way to pass the time. What do you say to round two, my love?” he said, his smirk only growing his tongue lightly dragging over his bottom lip

“Sounds good to me, my god,” I said nibbling my bottom lip Khonshu’s human form (source: picrew ) Taglist:  @wlfia​ @prophecyflame​ @1storminsummer​ @beautifulweaselranchgarden​ @urleftball @poeticine​ @strangersomeone​ @sporadicoafshepherdpainter-blog @memento-mora​ @acceptedbyace​ @instantalien​ @maggotqu33n​ @ekkomorningstar​

[dragon-discourse]

The Ogdoad

Name: The Ogdoad

Type: Mythology

Culture of Origin: Egyptian

Description: Frequently depicted as four frog-headed men and four snake-headed women.

Myth: Atum, the Creator God in some iterations of the Egyptian Creation Myth, was born from Nun, the Primordial Waters and part of the Ogdoad.

Facts:

There are eight members of the Ogdoad, made up of male and female pairs who share a name between them. These pairs are Nu/Nun and Naunet, Heh and Hauhet, Kek and Kauket, and Qerh and Qerhet.

The names of the members of the Ogdoad center around water, stillness, and darkness, most likely representing the state of primordial chaos and nonexistence before the birth of Atum.

[bnbc]

Writer Tag Game

tysm for tagging me @fereldanwench

Do you write in order?

Yes, pretty much! My brain is chaotic so if I indulge it, I won't write shit xD Sometimes I skip parts I struggle with leaving short notes in [] to come back later, but mostly I go from the beginning to the end. In rare cases, I write some juice scenes first and oh my god, it's so hard to push myself to write the rest in such cases!

Do you start with something in particular?

Nay, it can be pretty much anything: a dialogue, a cool line, sometimes even a description: anything that gives the right vibe. In most cases, I start with something that brings the story to action or give it a paragraph or two to set up the first twist — if not in plot then in mood or pace.

How fully formed does your writing come out on the first try?

Well, pretty much formed? Tho it depends on what we call 'first try' kek. I do make a very messy note document when I get ideas, but when I sit to write I write pretty much a final text most of the time.

How many drafts do you go through?

Drafts? Look, I can hardly call any of my process parts this word. It's either a word salad or almost ready-to-go text xD I do have failed attempts to, when I start writing and understand that something doesn't work, but I usually discard (or leave it to store in my gdocs forever) or see it the next day and think it's not so bad. What I call 'draft' is WIP or text ready for editing.

Also my notes docs look like this (this is a structured one)

Tell me about your process?

I usually describe it as traveling across the dark desert when you can see some lights you need to come to eventually. I have certain phrases or scenes in my head and it's up to me to explain how, when, and why they happened. The trick is to start writing at the right time: too early and I'll get frustrated because I don't understand where to go yet, too late and it'll be boring for me 'cuz I'll see the full way in my head. I have my messy notes I constantly update with new ideas coming at my head, and I usually write in the same doc, above them, deleting them on the go (which is sad, 'cuz they are fucking hilarious sometimes thanks to my dysgraphia, my habit to mix two languages and my lack of patience to fully form the idea before writing it out). Here I have to note that I mostly write short stories I can keep in mind while working on them, when I was writing Big in Japan I had a whole ass outline! It was messy and constantly changing, and had a lot of black holes to fill, yet, it helped me a lot. Short fics tho? I usually store all the notes in one doc and care a little to place them chronologically, but I know the order most od the time — but sometimes I realize that some notes are parts of other fics, or just not needed, kek xD Anyway, it's chaos but as long as I see the lights, I can find the path.

tagging: I'm out of wiring circles atm so dunno who to tag exept for @just-a-cybercroissant but if anyone wanna join pls feel free!

[l1teraryangel]

In Another Life (Ch. 14) + HIATUS

He could see them. They were so close. His body — no, his soul flew towards them, weightless, soaring through the white nothingness around him. The only color came from the red, black, and gold tendrils braided around his transparent form. Heka leashed his soul to their bodies, calling him, guiding him onwards.

‘Keep it up, guys! I’m right there! Just a few more seconds…’

He was so damn close. The sweat beading on their foreheads, dripping from their faces… The strain in their facial muscles… The subtle twitches of their fingers… He saw everything. They were reaching their limits, like he had. Desperate, he reached for their outstretched hands, using the final bit of strength to propel himself.

And right at the end, when he swore despite his spirit form he felt the warmth of their flesh and the give of their skin, the image of them shattered. A string of curses, vicious enough to rival Bakura or Touzoku-Ou on their worst days, flew from his mouth.

‘NO! I was there! I was right fucking there!’

Though no tears fell from his eyes in this form, his whole being screamed and ached. It would have been less cruel for the magic to fail while he existed in the other realm. Yet, with these thoughts playing out, he understood more than last time. Something was blocking him. It was always for a moment, a split second, but he recognized the same energy refusing him entry into his home. Why did it — whatever ‘it’ was — need to taunt him, let him get so near, then snatch his lovers away?

His spirit continued to suffer, wordless, as the white abyss welcomed him back with neither warmth nor cold. He floated, a specter once more, amid the empty space and lost in his moroseness. Until, that was, the space materialized a new passageway. An unassuming door — light brown, no scratches, a tacky gold doorknob — flouted the availability of a novel realm with brand-new mysteries and unknown dangers.

Unable to stand the maddening emptiness housing him, Ryou decided to take the plunge yet again. He brazenly threw the door open and let the realm vacuum him inside.

***

On the other side of the mirror, Bakura and Touzoku-Ou swore and cursed, their magic whipping the air and tearing apart their borrowed bedroom. They were enraged, inconsolable, and precariously lost in their own thoughts even as the rest of their friend group ran in.

Seeing the chaos brewing, Kek shielded Malik from a maelstrom of violent magic while Atem hauled Yugi out of the room, safely removing him in the nick of time before a shattered end table flung into the wall where his light would have been.

“Whoa, jeez! Guys! GUYS!” Malik shouted, but his voice drowned amidst the thunderstorm. “Fucking hell! Pharaoh, this is an appropriate time to use your godking bullshit!”

Atem squinted, trying to find Bakura and Touzoku-Ou through the twister of mangled furnishing and unruly heka. “Those idiots are going to destroy their bodies…! I’ll cut them off, but watch out — things are gonna go flying!”

Hastily, Kek shoved Mali down, using his own body to cover as much of his lighter half as possible. The maelstrom died in a flurry of golden sparks, and just like Atem predicted, the broken bits of bedroom furnishings flew in multiple directions. A piece of drawer slashed across Kek’s back, and the Egyptian hissed, tucking in tighter on Malik.

Dodging an armoire door, Atem glanced at his fellow yami. “You okay?”

“That hurt like hell, but I’ve had worse.”

“I’m sure.” Atem’s sangria-colored gaze returned to the center of the room where, choking on sobs, the two thieves sat back-to-back. It took him a minute to process the scene, never having seen the two so openly ruined. “Bakura, Touzoku-Ou! What happened?”

Yugi poked his head back in, gasping both at the men and the damaged surroundings. “Oh my gods!” He darted in, passing Atem before he could utter a protest, and dropped to his knees beside his friend’s lovers. “Guys! Are you hurt?!”

They shook their heads, silently refusing to meet his eyes, and continued to draw in stifled breath. Malik, sneaking out of Kek’s hold, joined Yugi beside them and placed a hand on Bakura’s knee.

“Hey, talk to us. What happened?”

Over his shoulder, Yugi beckoned to Atem. “Take Kek to Isis to get his back looked at, please. Let us talk with Bakura and Touzoku-Ou alone.”

Kek groaned, but he kept his arguments sealed up. He and Atem understood Yugi’s request had less to do with his minor injury and more to do with lessening the people around, hopefully allowing the thieves to speak openly.

When the two men exited the room, Bakura muttered, “That wasn’t necessary. I don’t have the energy to care if they see me falling apart.”

“Second that,” Touzoku-Ou sniffed, scrubbing at the swollen skin beneath his eye. “Who fucking cares. Something out there doesn’t want us to get Ryou back, and it is actively cockblocking us.”

“Cockblocking well.” Bakura clenched his fist until what little color his skin possessed vanished. “When I find out what is going on, I’m going to tear whatever bastard is responsible a new asshole.”

Lost, Malik and Yugi looked at each other, and the Egyptian inquired, “What are you guys talking about? What happened?”

Sighing, Bakura filled them in on Ryou’s appearance in the mirror, how he reached out to them and tried from his end to push himself through. His mahogany eyes gleamed like glass, a second round of tears ready to break out at any moment.

Yugi shook his head. “Dammit, guys, you should have called for us. We could have helped.”

“Doubt it,” Touzoku-Ou snorted, patting Yugi’s head, eyes absently staring passed him. “The issue wasn’t the connection or the amount of magic… Like I said, something is preventing Ryou from reentering our world. Something doesn’t want my Rohi back in his own world.”

Annoyed, Malik jabbed his hands into his hips. “Something being what? Work with us, guys. What stopped him?”

Bakura kicked Malik in the stomach, light enough not to hurt but firm enough to knock him onto his ass. “I appreciate your faith in our being omnipotent, Ishtar, but I assure you that is not the case. Don’t you think we’d tell you if we knew anything?”

The blonde muttered a swear in his native tongue before replying sharply, “Okay, can you describe it?”

“Annoying,” Both thieves snarled, and Yugi slapped his forehead. Malik glared daggers at them, climbing to his feet.

“Alright, fine. Pout. Be completely useless.” They glared back at him. “I’m going to take Kek and help Isis and Rishid research. Yugi and Atem can watch your lookalikes. Why don’t you do something and eat some food? You really did a number on yourselves with that stunt.”

The silver-haired thieves watched both lights leave, Malik storming and Yugi reluctantly following, glancing over his shoulder at them. When the star-haired man clicked the door closed behind him, they fell to the floor, more hopeless than ever, and stared at the ceiling.

***

Ryou’s eyes skimmed over the colorless ceiling, aloof save for the boiling contempt over once more being in another’s body. It was exhausting on all levels, and quite frankly, he was sick of it. To make matters worse, he kept finding himself lost in the things he’d done since this mayhem began.

‘I killed a man. I basically cheated on my boyfriends with another version of them while they were trying their hardest to get me back. I possibly damaged my other self’s body by using too much magic. Oh, and I abandoned poor Yugi and Malik to the demented versions of Kek and Atem. Didn’t even try to help them.’

His self-loathing hadn’t been this high since he found out the diorama he built at the museum nearly led to his friends dying. Usually, when he had a bad day where no light penetrated his thoughts, he relied on Bakura and Touzoku-Ou to pull him through. Bakura distracted him with Monster World shenanigans, either by dragging him and Touzoku-Ou into an impromptu session or by finding funny compilations on the internet. Touzoku-Ou preferred to gift Ryou things from his accumulated, and certainly stolen, treasure trove. One of Ryou’s favorite items, a polished onyx heart on a gold chain, laid inside his bedside drawer for safe keeping.

And, if all else failed, they carried him to bed and snuggled under the covers. Bakura might make a fuss about it, saying Ryou was killing his reputation, but Touzoku-Ou enjoyed the feeling of skin-on-skin contact. His counterpart would often shut up if one of the others kissed him and nuzzled into his chest. Ryou also found puppy-eyes an effective tactic when he needed to cuddle and Bakura wanted to play hard-to-get.

“Dammit…” Ryou wiped his eyes. “I’m so sick of crying. I’m too old, and I’ve been through too much shit to be acting like a baby over this.”

‘I’d better get no backtalk and all the cuddles when I get home, though.’

A buzz by his right ear captured his attention, and he grabbed the vibrating cell phone off the end table. Once the alarm was disabled, having successfully alerted him to the fact it was nine in the morning, Ryou unlocked the phone with his fingerprint.

‘Time to gather info, I guess. Hopefully this is a good realm.’

His alternate self’s text messages, open already, seemed as good a place to start as any. He saw six separate chains worth looking into: Malik, Yugi, Kek, Bakura, Touzoku-Ou, and a group thread with Bakura and Touzoku-Ou.

‘Mmkay, I’ll start with… Individuals first.’

-XX/XX/XX-

[imamura this is bakura, save my #]

[Oh, hi! Sure thing, no worries. You are officially in my contacts.]

[cool] [are we still on for studying tmw] [if not it’s fine]

[No, I’ve got my schedule cleared just for you! C:] [If you can’t make it, though, I understand! I’m sure you’re busy.]

[hardly] [guess i’ll see you after class]

[I look forward to it! Want me to bring any snacks or drinks?]

[eh idc]

-XX/XX/XX-

[hey those creampuffs were really good]

[Haha, thank you! I love baking. Want me to bring them next time, too?]

[i wouldn’t mind]

[Then I will!]

-XX/XX/XX-

[Hey, Bakura-san! Just checking that I have the right date and time?]

[shit sorry ran into some issues] [be there soon]

[No problem! Take your time. I’ll see you when you get here.]

-XX/XX/XX-

[hey]

[Hi!]

[thanks for tutoring me]

[Of course! Did you pass?]

[by the skin of my teeth… would have failed without you for sure]

[Aw, I appreciate that. If you ever have any other courses you need help in, feel free to ask!] [Do you mind me asking about what happened during our last session?]

[ah fuck i’m sorry] [those bastards love to pick fights with me] [hope they didn’t freak you out too bad]

[No, not really. I was just concerned.] [Have your injuries healed?]

[yeah they weren’t too bad] [thanks for patching me up]

[Anytime, Bakura-san.] [Um, can I ask one more question?]

[you just did but sure]

[How do you feel about maybe spending some time together outside of tutoring?]

[you asking me out?]

[I guess…?] [I mean, I’m open to hanging out as friends, too.] [Unless that makes you uncomfortable.]

[6 outside central park]

[Oh… really?] [Uh, platonic or otherwise?]

[i’ll let you figure it out when i get there]

‘Aw, that was cute.’ Ryou sighed, a wistful long shimmering in his eyes. ‘These texts are from a year ago. Guess they mainly chat on the phone or in the group text now? Okay, next… Malik’s texts go back waaaaay far, so maybe only the recent ones…’

-XX/XX/XX-

[MALIK!!!]

[RYOU???]

[HE SAID YES.] 

[Told you he had the hots for you] [Seriously look at all the options for tutors and he chose you? Totally a ploy to get your number]

[I… think he genuinely needed help, too?]

[Well maybe XD he’s an idiot] [Ah didnt mean you werent a good tutor btw!!!] [(ᗒᗣᗕ)]

[I knew what you meant.] [He wasn’t clear if he considered this a date or not, though…]

[It’s obviously a date] [Go get ‘im]

[You really think so…?]

[Ryou I adore you and find your lack of confidence endearing, but cmon] [Look in a mirror and strike a pose] [Your H O T] 

[My hot what, Malik?]

[*You’re] [Haha dork] [I gotta study but if he texts you anything spicy let me know] [And if he sends dick pics without your consent, I’ll spread them throughout the school]

[You’re a good friend, Mal.]

[I’m the best friend <3] [Keep me posted, smooches~]

-XX/XX/XX-

[MALIK!!!]

[Deja vu?] [Lol what’s up?]

[IT WAS A DATE.]

[I know, he told Kek] [And I beat the truth out of him]

[Uh…]

[Sexually]

[Got it…]

[Let me be clear] [It was a handjob, not domestic abuse]

[I understand, Mal.]

[Glad we’re on the same page] [You have no idea how much I’ve been wanting to text an ‘I told ya so’ btw]

[Hah, I’m not surprised. Honestly, I really wasn’t sure, but after we hung out for a while… I knew he was attractive, of course, but now…]

[Want tips to seduce him? I’ve got leftover ideas from when I wooed Kek]

[I don’t think I’m quite brave enough to use any of your methods.]

[Pfft, suit yourself] [You’re such a cutie, Ry] [Don’t understand why you’re so shy]

[I’ve never dated anyone outside Jonouchi! And that was only because Yugi kept pushing us to try.]

[Oh yeah, I remember him] [Isn’t he dating some older chick now?]

[I don’t know? We only talk when Yugi invites us out with the group.] [You’re distracting me.]

[Right, sorry] [So are you and Bakura official? Or gonna keep testing the waters?] [Ooh a quick fling might be fun if you aren’t ready to commit]

[Not sure where we stand. He said we should hang out again some time and don’t be afraid to text him.]

[Well at least he knows where he stands] [Sounds like a college lovestory if I ever heard one]

[You think so?]

[Guarantee you he’d be DTF]

[Oh boy… I don’t know… Flings and one-night stands are more difficult for me than dating, I think.]

[It’s cause you get attached so easily] [In which case, date the guy] [From what Kek told me he’d be over the moon for either] [With you specifically]

[Really?]

[My time has come] [I TOLD YOU HE HAD THE HOTS FOR YOU] [Ah, much better]

[Okay, okay. I’ll… see about scheduling a date for this weekend.]

[Why not Friday?] [Isn’t that horror movie you’ve been dying to see coming out then?]

[It is, but I have another student to tutor. He’s new to the school and will need some extra help catching up and adjusting.]

[Fine, but text Bakura before you lose your nerve] [I want a screenshot as proof]

[I’d rather call him.]

[Uuuugh, then send me your call history after]

[Alright, Malik. I’ll send it to you in a bit.]

[Good! Love you~ <3]

[Goofy… I love you, too.]

‘And there’s the screenshot proof. Maybe it’s because I lived with Bakura for so long before we became a couple, but I never remember being so timid about my feelings… Guess I was a little quieter back then, but not totally reserved… Hm.’

Ryou flicked his thumb, but the phone suddenly vibrated, slipped, and landed right on his face.‘OW! Dammit…’ He yanked the notifications down begrudgingly, yet his eyes softened when he saw Bakura and Touzoku-Ou’s group thread with his alternate self.

‘Gotta catch up faster so I can see what that’s about… Okay, next… Oh, Yugi and Kek only have a few exchanges. Kek’s messages are mainly communicating about Malik or asking general questions about my health, my relationship… Sweet, but irrelevant. Yugi’s are school-related except for one or two meet-ups… Guess we aren’t as close in this realm? Makes catching up easier, then.’

Backing out of Yugi’s thread, Ryou once again nearly dropped the phone, caught off-guard by the vibration. Tutting, he opened Touzoku-Ou’s thread.

-XX/XX/XX-

[Tahsin-san, you know where the library is, right?]

[Call me TK please] [Yeah my class let out early so I’m already here]

[Oh, sorry… I’ll be there as soon as I can!]

[Sure]

-XX/XX/XX-

[You said I can call you Ryou]

[Good morning, TK. Yes, you can.]

[Just checking]

[Okay.] [Did you need anything?]

[Not really]

[Well, let me know if you do…]

[Do you have plans today]

[Um, sort of? Not until later tonight.] [Did you want to go over more stuff?]

[No] [Wanted to ask you out]

[Oh… Uh… I’m kinda seeing someone?]

[Exclusively?]

[I… don’t suppose we are. We haven’t really talked about it yet.]

[So yes or no to me]

[I mean… Can I think about it for a second?]

[Sure take your time]

…

[Okay, I’m back.]

[Welcome back]

[Haha, thanks. If you don’t mind a lunch date or the fact that I have plans with someone else later…]

[I’ll pick you up in an hour]

[Oh. You’re very… eager.]

[You’re cute]

[Thank you?]

[You’re welcome] [See you soon]

-XX/XX/XX-

[Ryou can we go on another date]

[Good morning, TK. You have a way with starting conversations.]

[Thanks] [Date?]

[Um… What time were you thinking?]

[Now]

[I need a bit more notice than that…]

[Thirty minutes]

[I also have class today.]

[After class]

[Well, we are studying together after class. I guess you could call that a date?]

[Doesn’t count in a library] [Restaurant I’ll pay]

[I suppose I can’t argue with free food.] 

[Good see you then]

-XX/XX/XX-

[Date tonight?]

[I was wondering when you’d text me.]

[Overslept]

[Maybe you should take the day off? You’ve been studying really hard.] [And you keep asking me out, which is taking up your free time.]

[I like spending time with you]

[I like spending time with you, too, but I don’t want to take up all your time…]

[Don’t have anything else to do] [Don’t know anyone really] [Plus you’re fun and cute]

[Maybe I can get my friends Malik and Kek to hang out with us? We could go to the arcade or something?]

[Hm guess so] [Why not invite that other guy you went on a date with]

[Uh… You mean Bakura-san? Wouldn’t that be uncomfortable?]

[Why we’re not exclusive]

[It just seems like it might lead to awkwardness]

[Humor me] [I also want to see my competition so I can win you over]

[You’re funny.]

[Thanks but wasn’t joking]

[Hm. If you really want me to… And it would be a group setting, so nice chance for everyone to get to know each other better…]

[Text me the time and place when you decide]

[Sure. Get some rest, though?]

[Since you’re cute ok]

‘Man, how is this me more timid but also reeling them in faster? Unfair.’ Ryou backed out of the message chain and scrolled to the group thread. ‘Alright, this is the big one. At this point, I don’t really need to read it; the dynamic is clear. But… Why not?’

-XX/XX/XX-

[Ryou date]

[geez you weren’t kidding about his openings]

[Shit didn’t mean to grab the group]

[wow asshole] [way to make me feel like a 3rd wheel]

[Don’t be dramatic]

[dramatic? me?] [you know what… if you’re gonna be a fuckhead] [ryou would you go on a date with me?]

[Hey I asked first]

[i dated ryou 1st]

[Um… Guys? Please don’t fight… Especially not over me.]

[morning cutie] [who’s fighting?] [just reminding him of his place in the food chain]

[Ryou date]

[don’t ignore me!]

[Sorry, guys, I have a big test coming up. I need to study.]

[study with me]

[Study with me]

[hah mine went thru 1st] [suck it]

[Doesn’t mean you automatically win]

[TK, Bakura-san, I need to REALLY study. You two tend to be too distracting, separate or together.]

[distracting eh?]

[But you’re cute when you get flustered]

…

[he’s ignoring us]

[Wanna go over to his dorm and break in]

[I have a deadbolt on my door.]

[he speaks!]

[Cute that you think a deadbolt would stop me]

[Guys. Seriously, I need to study. Why don’t you two go on a date if you’re so bored?]

[us date?]

[I’m bored enough to try it]

[how romantic…]

[You’re no Ryou but you’ll do]

[are you asking me out or asking me to kick your ass?]

[Eh both if you’ve got the balls]

[you cocky son of a bitch]

[GUYS.] [Take this out of the group chat, please!]

[Sorry Ryou]

[fine but i’m coming for you next cutie]

[Not if I get to him first]

[in your dreams] [get your ass over to arcade so we can settle this]

[Highest score gets a Ryou date first]

[game on mf]

[I’m turning my phone off.] [Don’t break into my dorm.]

‘So on and so on for… Wow, three months to give up on individual relationships and go for a threeway? College relationships develop so fast… I lived with them for longer than that before I started seeing Touzoku-Ou alone, and it took months after that for us to invite Bakura into the relationship.’

Smiling to himself, Ryou thumbed down the wall of messages, an occasional giggle escaping as he read the familiar-sounding shenanigans. The minutes ticked by until, at last, he reached the newest messages responsible for the bruise forming on his nose.

-XX/XX/XX-

[ryou you finished your last exam for a while right? let’s go out to a nice restaurant]

[I’ll buy]

[obviously… you’re the guy with fat wallet]

…

[you there ryou?]

[Maybe he’s asleep]

“I guess I should text them back,” Ryou muttered, biting his lip. “They seem perfectly normal, so meeting them would be safe. Maybe I should write that I’m sick, though… Buy myself some time to get out of this realm and let them have their actual boyfriend.”

His fingers hovered over his first letter when the phone buzzed extensively. The new messages poured in too fast to process.

-XX/XX/XX-

[wanna go break in?]

[Welfare check?]

[if we’re caught] [otherwise it can be a booty call]

[Race you there]

[see you both soon]

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anonymous  :                tweek ships - creek (that's a given, who are we kidding?), twenny, tweek/butters, tweek/thomas (tourettes kid)

creek ― I Am So Normal About This Ship (lying) (gripping my knees) their individual personalities and ways of thinking differ so much. like Craig being so collected and logical vs Tweek’s jittery outbursts and impulsive/intrusive thoughts. but they compliment each other so well? like... idk i feel like they rub off on each other in the long run, like they even each other out. no one’s too much or not enough because together they’re like half n half. idk was that a decent pun? granted they kinda need to work on communicating (at least canonically/in their like. teenage to young adult years lol). i mean to be COMPLETELY honest tho it probably doesn’t help that i can lowkey sorta relate to both Tweek and Craig individually in different ways. like i get real bad waves of anxiety sometimes, and i tend to think logically (i also kinda self-DX’d adhd and/or autism based on heavy research), so like. putting them together just feels like This Is How My Brain Works. anyway. I Love Them So Much 🥺💚💙

twenny ― i simply think it would be so funny to call this ship kek instead /j i feel like there would be so much boundary-pushing here. whether it’s a healthy pushing of boundaries, or unhealthy, is really up in the air in my opinion (but i’m kinda leaving that aspect in particular to individual portrayals lol). also just. Tweek freaking out over Kenny dying. that would happen. so much. probably. i feel like, even if he doesn’t remember when Kenny dies, Tweek would feel like something’s wrong until he actually sees Kenny face to face again. and then he’d be very “oh my GOD Kenny there you are. are you okay?? where did you go??? don’t worry about me i’m just glad i know you’re safe”

tweek/butters ― they’re so fucking soft and they’re so ready to hype each other up in their own lil ways Tweek’s anxious? Butters gonna let him get his jitters out. Butters’ dealing with his parents’ bullshit again? Tweek going off on them for him. but for the most part? they’re just chillin. Butters manages to keep Tweek’s mind off the chaos outside/online, Tweek manages to keep Butters’ mind off his parents/other stressors, and they just exist in peace for a little bit, until they have to leave whoever’s bedroom they’re in. in conclusion: this is lowkey golden retriever softboy for golden retriever softboy

tweek/thomas ― i...don’t have a lot of thoughts on this one, my memory’s awful and i don’t really remember much about Thomas aside from the fact that he has tourette’s. my only real thought is just... they’ll verbalize outbursts in tandem sorry :(