#keepdrinking

[knightochan-official]

don't listen to the haters. pee IS sterile

[bunkey]

"vodka makes me anxious" said NO ONE EVER!!

[vhvrs]

<- hasnt had faygo in months

<- dying

[sirompp]

i just keepdrinking more and more water and not feeling hydrated at all its like im in a dream

[frameswar]

Where you at with that gay forhead pic touch?? #MayNiggas #Taurus #Bdays #Gay #ExtraHomo #HeAlmostDiedOnMyBday #KeepDrinking #NeverGiveUp #SOEXCITED https://www.instagram.com/p/BySxAN7n88d/?igshid=t32yuz5xh5lr

[silhowette27]

I AM ON VACATION!! Can someone fedex me a NEW STOMACH? Mine not acting right 🙄 #hungover #hangover #imthrowed #keepdrinking #vacationhangover #liquorhead #cheers #felicetamaraj #iamshe🌹 #funtimes #singlelesbians #helpasistahout (at Wyndham Vacation Resorts Panama City Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9ayQ-HdLo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a2fs1lobppa6

[lain0423]

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 A Sunday well spent brings a week of content! Love my crazy gang! ❤️ 🤍 💙 Happy MDW Friends! 🇺🇸 🌧 • •• ••• #sundayfunday #memorialdayweekend #weekendvibes #weekendgetaway #family #familytime #familyiseverything #crazygang #martinitime #rainydayvibes #mykids #sundaystyle #sundaystylevibe #keepeating #keepdrinking #startofsummer #mydaughter #myson #familytrip #weekendwear #denimjacket https://www.instagram.com/p/CPgMbFSFog1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[emmywagner]

Au Naturale and Drunk. Caru&I having a “wtf is everybody else bartender keep it rocking” moment and “we’ve only just begun, things are under control” look at the camera...😂 Funny sh*t!!!! Few hours to restart working... Good friggin’ Morning!!!🤤 ........... Ao Natural e Bêbados. Caru&eu em um momento “kd todo mundo... mas... Foda-se, garçon mantenha o fluxo dos drinks+brejas”, e ainda um olhar pra câmera de “acabamos de começar. Tudo sob controle”.😂 Tava engraçado!!! Poucas horas pra voltar pro trampo... Bom diaaaaaa!!!🤤 🍹01:01🍸 #peace&blessings #nofilther #ifyoudrinkdontdrive #keepdrinking #keepjiving #semfiltro #aunaturale #forlove #mindblowing #beingthankful #namaste #celebratelife #tunningin #wearenotalone #life #spirituality #yogalife #gratidao #somoslindos #aperceba_se #theturningpoint #goodvibesonly #peace #faith #autoestudo #health #breath #happylife #spiritualgrowth #woke #awake #yogi (at O Pasquim Bar e Prosa)

[gerardleroy]

#keepdrinking 🥃 (en Torreon, Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGeuHq-h2e4/?igshid=16pdx3l347e8y

[deafeningdeannerdpony]

#keepdrinking & #keepgoing💪 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFcR3rgDvfS/?igshid=ptlp3yu626o0

[chynawines]

I just realized I don't own a wine stopper! 😳🥴😂 #LetsDrink #Wine #WineLover #WineCocktails #SipTheWine #SaveTheWorld #OneHopeWine #ChynaWines #WineStopper #WhyBother #KeepDrinking https://www.instagram.com/p/CE4dMMAHwVA/?igshid=1dah4h6wd20nm

[arnabh]

Vocal for local. Laopani( Rice beer) is also called apong in mishing tribe of Assam, haaz is also an alternative name. Laopani is a beverage which is made from fermented rice. Its alcohol percentage is a little more than regular beers.  . . . . . . . . #vocalforlocal #keepdrinking #keepcalm #india_gram #indiafightscovid19 #indiaagainstcorona #indiafeature #locallife #beerstagram #lonelyplanetindia #ricebeer #ethnic #alcohol #drinking #picoftheday #wanderlust #explorer #keepexploring #doyoutravel #eatstreet #eatlocal #boozecruise #keepgoing #traveler #foodie #thirsty #thirstytraveler #assamese #photooftheday #lifestyle (at Assam) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBoDLACj8h5/?igshid=yla89ks2ouf9

[dbleu]

Full house 🌴🏡🍷🍾🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🍬🍭🎵🎶🔈🔉🔊🎛️🎧#houseparty #day0ff #buddies #hangouts #fun #greatnight #instalove #instafun #instalike #instadaily #capturethemoment #happyvibes #keepdrinking #life #withmylove #withmybuddies❤ #withmyfamily's #instamood😎 #instawinter #holidayseason #xoxo #lovethem #besties #capturethemoment #instamoment (at My Room) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Ua2P9h_7Q/?igshid=ddtw3cdtwj8f

[jadoremiffy]

FAVORITE meal in Chicago! We couldn't get resos in time but it was well worth the wait. Everythingg was deelish esp. their dessert version of maltballs (chocolate covered malt ice cream with caramel corn). Sweetest server and cutest shirts! #adventurestoeat #sogood #goodeats #yummy #girlandthegoat #chicagoeats #keepdrinking #keepeating #travelig (at Girl And Goat) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx07OgpFtMe/?igshid=1ulxoyi12uwbm

[jenatheshow-blog]

HAPPY THIRSTDAY!! What are you having today? Tag us in your wineglass photos and use the hashtag #jenasheshow . . #thirstday #wineglass #keepdrinking #dontstop #dontgiveup https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8SvP4BOtp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cn4oe4i20s7q

[itonlyhappenstome]

Coronavirus Lockdown UK homeschooling day 7

I have noticed that the things that we find funny or interesting are changing, and my bar has certainly lowered for humour and amusement. When making a Thai red curry for dinner last night I cut the ginger into this amusing shape purely by accident and had to take a photo of it giggling. It actually isn’t that funny at all in the cold sober light of day. But last night after 4 drinks and a really boring day it was strangely a high point.

We knew when we woke up at 10.48am this morning that Day 7 was not going to be the most productive and “get up and go” days of the quarantine — it had already “got up and gone”. Although a strange feeling of satisfaction and consistency in missing every single one of the 9am work outs, and being able to sleep a solid 10 hours. We have marked it as biology morning to boost the immune system.

I could tell by the strange crunching noise from downstairs of cereal underfoot that the boys had gone and made themselves a nice breakfast of Coco pops. Almost half of the milk and cereal was in the bowls, bless them! Already ahead of the parenting game with survival skills and home economics before I had even got up!

First thing in the morning (before even putting the ice cube bags and tonic in the fridge…) we now subject ourselves to a form of compulsive and probably mentally damaging torture that leaves you with a sense of self loathing before you have even made it down the stairs. This event is the morning weigh in. Not on normal scales that you can just twiddle the dial of, or say they are off, or lean on the windowsill so you are lighter. On no, that would be too easy! These are on the new scales that Derek has bought so we can plot our improvement (or not…) of health during the quarantine. The App really helpfully bings at you to weigh in if you forget and try to dodge it for the day in a bid to curb the depression slightly. And when you give in and step on it then tells you that you should take your shoes off (my shoes are off you bastarding wanking sarcastic scales, I am just fat and have layers of hard skin on my feet alright!?!? SO FUCK THE FUCK OFF!)

And it weighs you inside your body and outside your body, and gives you graphs to also emphasise in different mediums how fat you are — should you still have a shred of self esteem left in you. Rather than being motivational they invoke a mixture of feelings that I will also need therapy (as well as a. nutritionist apparently) to work through. It is complicated. I can’t NOT just stand on them.

You would think this would give motivation for us to do some keep fit, maybe set the alarm for tomorrow for the 9am gym class, eat less… Well yes, that is an option, but if it was as easy as exercise and eating less then everyone would be healthier! So we chose to just put sports clothing on whilst baking cakes — so we could eat cakes as we were so pissed off about getting fatter. I feel we are kind of halfway there though. It’s the thought that counts.

We did add some health and safety in and tried to explain to Alex why you should not put your head into a food mixer. I would rather not go into how that lesson turned out in print in case it can ever be used against me in a court of law. But it did lead us seamlessly and with relevance into our First Aid in the home section of home schooling….

We sort of lost momentum then and all dispersed to our own activities, I had to go for a lay down with an eye mask on just to stop the noise in my head. All of a sudden it is like the walls are closing in on me and I need to use what little freedom of movement I have to take myself off somewhere else in the house. I like to class that as meditation and self discovery.

The boys did a few token minutes of maths on the computer just so we could say we did “something”. We face timed my brother in Spain, who also has guinea pigs and we thought they may like to see each other — the Guinea pigs really didn’t give a shit, Janet can be a little aloof at times.

And we thought we could possibly train the Guinea Pigs to come to their names when called, or have them working out a maze, or maybe even race them and spend the lockdown days cheering on the alpha pig, maybe having a league table — in years to come introducing relay races with little carrot batons! We could travel the world! Team work! United Goal! Epic fail actually… but it killed a few minutes!

The entrants were not keen, Janet just wanted to sniff Captain Americas Bottom. Everyone decided to call it a day then, Alex asked me “Is school finished for the day now?!?” And was very excited when I said that it was so that he could continue to hide under a blanket and wait with excitement to see if we would forget he was there and sit on him thinking he was the sofa (like I said, the bar for things we find funny, amusing and interesting has DEFINITELY lowered quite a few notches!).

And Emily has helped me set up a Tiktok account — it seems to be the current thing to do. I am apparently a “Boomer” which means “Old person” in Tiktok speak, and she has excitedly told me she will throw me a line and like some of my videos as she has lots of followers. And that Boomers ALWAYS get popular really quickly with pity votes as “normal age” tiktok users think Boomers are so cute and sweet trying to give the young people technology a go, and are all “Awwwwwww! Bless” about us. Which now puts the pressure on as I can only imagine worst than a popular boomer is an unpopular boomer and I could bring angst into my daughters online world!

Although I have been banned from posting anything until I can work out the filters, and understand that this is NOT the beauty filter that I originally thought it was.

It was a good day today, eating cake and burnt biscuits in my sports kit, cheering guinea pigs on, cleaning cake mix out of a 6 year olds hair, sleeping. And that leads us neatly onto Gin o Clock! In my sports kit! So exciting!

Stay safe everyone!!