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"Yeah, Lance is cooked, no way Aston will sign him for next year"
Lance: *reveals yet another new sponsor deal* 🤭🤭
#lance stroll#LANCEY STROLLY ON TOP ☝️☝️☝️☝️#i love how he's just getting new sponsors and they still won't make his signing official 😭#keep the haters guessing 🤭🤭
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𝖠𝖢𝖮𝖳𝖠𝖱 𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗑 𝗁𝗒𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖧𝖢’𝖲
summary: being girly in a world full of haters can be hard sometimes! I mean, people hate all the time. but these males don’t let any disrespect towards you slide. They protect you through and through 👀
warnings: fluff, tw:beron😒
amara’s note: this went from being an azriel fic, to rhys and azriel, to batboys, to batboys+lucien and finally all of them. Honestly idc bc i love all of them🤭🤭
Rhysand
Fashion bf x barbie doll gf
I can’t think of anything more cuter than being his doll.
The man does everything for you,
Picking out materials for dresses, designing them for you, working with a private seamstress to bring his visions to life
He knows you best and always supplies the cutest, girliest outfits ever
This man is so attentive and caring, he doesn’t even have to ask what you want to wear, he just knows. It’s like you share a brain
Rhys absolutely loves it when you ask for his advice on hairstyles and fashion choices. He literally goes into designer mode and fixes you up reaaaal nice
When you guys are in the Hewn City, you don’t care, you still wear your pink girly clothes bc who’s gonna say anything to the high lady?
Sparkly accessories, high heels, pretty makeup and cute hairstyles is your trademark.
Rhys loves that you are super girly, he likes the dynamic of him being dark and mysterious and you being bright and bubbly
He protects you like crazy, no one is even managing to say something insulting to you bc rhys takes care or it before the sentence even forms in their mind
Cassian
brooding bf x sunshine gf
This combo is top tier
At first, Cassian might've thought you were a bit too cheery and too involved in yourself. I mean, who else has a massive stash of fragrances, lotions, sparkly jewels, clothes, tons of bags, and enough shoes to fill a closet?
Also, who in the world is that insanely cheerful? There are a million things to focus on, and you're there pondering over matching shades of pink and which bag to wear for the day.
He tries to keep his distance, but you're so inviting and warm that he just melts and falls head over heels in love.
Cassian also falls in love with how much you care for yourself and how adorable you look every single day.
You notice how you’re always seeing him always in plain, simple athleisure or leather. So, you take matters into your own hands and whisk him away for a shopping spree, upgrading his entire wardrobe. Despite his potential, he's been stuck in a rut of black, plain, and boring clothes, and you're determined to change that.
After just a few weeks of being together, this guy has a full-on skincare routine, knows how to coordinate outfits flawlessly so he looks very put together and handsome
He has even mastered the art of silky-smooth hair thanks to you. You've truly leveled him up in every way.
Everyone can't help but notice how much more refreshed and attractive Cassian looks, and it's making you second-guess your decision to help him level up because now, people are hitting on him even more.
Azriel
Scary bf x shy gf
Top tier combo again
No one really knows how such polar opposites ended up together, but suppose they do say opposites attract.
Azriel is stoic around everyone who isn’t the direct inner circle. He lets loose around his found family but even more so around you
Really, he is super comfortable and funny when you’re alone
Azriel notices how soft spoken and kind hearted you are very early on
He is very attentive and your style is actually first thing he notices
The frilly skirts, cute tops, styled hair, cutesy nails and an aura that screamed femininity
He considers his daggers as accessories while you wear cute headbands and ribbons in your hair
Azriel’s fav activity is watching you get ready for anything, whether it be for bed, an event, in the mornings or date nights
He just adores watching your moves, how much effort you put in, the different techniques you use and how you pamper yourself
Pride fills him when he sees how relaxed and put together you feel and look. There is nothing he likes more than seeing you happy with yourself
I also believe az can be traditional and likes the dynamic of having a girly girl mate, or you being all feminine and sweet while he is more masculine and protective
Bro let’s actually talk about protection
No one, I mean absolutely no one, insults you and gets away with it. No matter how snarky the comment, Azriel deals with it.
You’re not as confrontational as him and often hide behind his wings and that makes him even more protective if possible
You always calm him down when someone says something, and he listens to you. If you don't want him to deal with it then and there, he won't ever confront someone in front of you.
Azriel just handles it later, putting fear into people for even daring to approach you.
He wouldn’t do anything remotely scary or frightening in fromt of you. Azriel keeps his work and personal life separate, especially from you
Az couldn’t dream of accidentally putting you in danger, so he never, EVER drags you into his work
You’re not stupid, you know the toll his work takes on him so you are there for him without being too involved, you know how to cheer him up from whatever he is doing behind closed doors
Eris
Arrogant bf x dark feminine gf
Power couple through and through
Eris is canonically extremely well dressed and that makes this dynamic so special
Eris adores splurging on his seamstresses to create matching outfits for both of you.
Best dressed couple in Prythian, hands down
You two are fashion icons, inspiring countless people. People look up to you as their inspiration. Established luxury brands pay you handsomely to flaunt their designs at balls, where all eyes are on you.
Speaking of matching, y’all have matching smirks and cunning mind, and since you’re mates, you have a way of communicating and plotting without anyone knowing
Before, while B*ron🤢 was alive, Eris was ridiculed for having soft hands, clean nails, and good hygiene, which always disgusted him. Why was being clean looked down upon? It disgusted him, knowing that people purposely rather be dirty than clean
Everything got better when you came around and his father passed away. Finally, he had someone who didn't judge him, someone who actually encouraged him to look his best.
You often sit in his lap, plucking his eyebrows as he wears a face mask, his hair pushed back by a cute alien headband.
You often also get manicures, and at first, Eris was like, "This is where I draw the line." But when you suggested just a clear coat and cleaning the nails, he went along with it.
No one knows though. That's the only compromise; I mean, he's still the High Lord, and people can't know he gets manicures. He'd be ridiculed for some stupid macho reason.
Anyways, when it comes to protecting you, no one does it better than him. Not only will he destroy the person with his words but he will blackmail and psychologically torture them. It might seem mean but that’s the price of people not properly respecting their High Lady
Lucien
calm bf x hyper and outspoken gf
you are an absolute sweetheart, there is no one that hates you in the slightest.
In this scenario, I think you're known for rescuing stray animals. It's not like collecting Pokémon cards; instead, you're the person who steps up when there's a stray kitten in need of care.
You definitely live in a cute cottage in the woods with him, not worrying about anything with him there
Your house is an explosion of adorable decor, with pink accents everywhere you look. It's filled with super cute and girly decorations in every corner.
When you start dating Lucien, he notices how hyper you are and how you juggle multiple tasks at once.
Lucien is like your calming anchor, keeping your energy balanced and the vibes serene.
One of your biggest hyperfixations is clothes. Whether it's dresses, coats, pants, shoes, fabrics, or makeup, anything feminine is right up your alley.
And Lucien makes sure you don't overexert yourself, always looking out for your well-being.
Since you're so hyper, you're sometimes loud in certain moments. It really hurts when people tell you to shut up and calm down.
lucien doesn’t let it slide tho
This man defends you however he deems necessary, whether it's with his words or hands.
Just know, he always has your back, no matter what.
No one is suffocating your light and energy if he has anything to do with it.
#talkswithamara#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#acotar x reader#acotar imagine#azriel x reader#azriel#rhysand#high lord rhysand#rhysand acotar#rhys x reader#rhysand x reader#rhys acotar#azriel fic#azriel shadowsinger#azriel spymaster#azriel acotar#azriel x fem reader#eris vanserra#cassian x reader#eris vanserra x reader#eris x reader#eris vanserra acotar#cassian#lucien vanserra#lucien x reader#cassian acotar#cassian fanfic#lucien acotar#lucien vanserra x reader
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A Daughter’s Duty | Cillian Murphy
Pairing -> dark!cillian murphy x stepdaughter!reader
Summary -> You’re stepfather has made a habit of sneaking into your room at night to use you, even when you don’t want it.
Word count: 1.4k
Warnings: NON-CON, DARK!!, stepfather!cillian, age-gap (reader’s 18+, Cillian’s early 40s), Cillian’s manipulative and lowkey sexist and just overall disgusting, stepdaughter!reader, reader’s innocent, p in v sex, ddlg kink, use of daddy/little girl nickname, mention of periods, implied reader’s mother is neglectful, I got this idea off a porn video lol, mention of porn
Disclaimer: This is not a reflection of Cillian Murphy's actual life. This is completely separate and is not intended to harm him or his family in any way. DNI if you're a Yvonne hater. This is only fanfiction and this is just for fun.
A/N: Probably gonna make a part two of the first time they did it 🤭 which I guess will be called part one lol
“You awake?” your stepfather, Cillian Murphy, asked, lightly knocking. Your bedroom door was slightly open, and before you could even answer, he pushed it to the side, walked in, and turned the lock.
“Mhm.” You put aside your schoolwork and turned off the desk lamp. You immediately went to Cillian, wrapping your arms around his waist, burying your face in his chest. He was warm, like always, and he immediately put his hands on your back, rubbing up and down in a soothing manner.
“Feeling alright? I know you just had your period,” he said, lifting your chin up. You noticed a dark look in his eyes, but you ignored it. “Do you need anything? Snacks? Heating pad? Massage?”
You shook your head. “Could we just cuddle?”
Your mother hated it when you two were close like this, despite the fact that she never tried to be affectionate with you. She was out now, however, partying at some friend’s house, so it’s not like she would know.
Cillian nodded and lifted you up, placing you down on the bed. He covered both of you with the blanket and started peppering sweet kisses on your face and down your neck.
“Little girl,” he cooed. “How did I get so lucky?”
You giggled. “How did I get so lucky?” you said in response, resting your head on his shoulder, when you noticed his fingers circling your clit through your panties. “Daddy, not now.”
He didn’t listen, and continued brushing his fingers against your clothing.
“I don’t feel like it,” you protested, trying to close your legs. “Can we do it later?”
Cillian still didn’t say anything. He crawled on top of you and planted a hot and heavy kiss on your lips, forcing his tongue inside, his hands slipping under your bra.
“Mmph!”
You didn’t struggle, knowing that your stepfather would never hurt you, but you did feel uncomfortable. Your pussy was starting to get a little hot, but even as your body reacted positively, your mind was still frazzled.
Cillian pulled away, a string of saliva attaching you both, until it broke.
He pinched your nipples through the bra and pulled on them, waiting for them to go hard. “Daddy!”
“Shh,” he murmured, leaning in to suck on your breasts. He licked them until he was satisfied, cupping them in his hands, leaving your bra with wet spots. It clung to your skin.
It did felt good. It always felt good, but it wasn’t about that. It was sweet, but it felt forced. Cillian had never forced you like this before.
“You just said you were feeling well,” he said, looking deep into your eyes. “You’ll like it. I’ll make sure.”
Cillian rubbed his clothed cock it between your legs, humping you like a horny animal. He let out quiet noises, holding you in place. Eventually, your panty got too wet, so he ripped it off, took off his own clothing, keeping his shirt on, and started grinding skin to skin.
“Yes,” he breathed out, sliding his fat cock through your folds. “So wet, such a pretty pussy.”
You whimpered. “Daddy, not now—”
“—Take off that damn shirt,” he growled. “Show me those tits.”
You hurriedly pulled your bra up, your breasts spilling out with a bounce that held Cillian captivated.
“Slap them for me,” he ordered. He held the tip of his cock and vibrated it on your clit, making you shudder in pleasure.
You did as he asked, trying your best to focus. As you tweaked and hit and played with your breasts, he watched, praising you, telling you what a good girl you were.
“You don’t do this for any other man, okay?”
“Yes, daddy.”
Cillian smiled sweetly at your response.
He positioned himself, pressing his body close to yours, your legs up and bent over his. You couldn’t move, all you could was push your hands up against his chest.
“Daddy, please, no.”
Cillian started thrusting. It wasn’t a very fast pace, but it wasn’t slow either. It had a rhythm, one he made sure got him as deep inside of you as he could.
He grunted. “So fucking tight. Need’a do this more often.”
You moaned, arching your back, a reaction you couldn’t help. “How often?”
“Every day.”
You stared at him, not sure what to think.
“Ah, I know. I know I said only once a week, but you know how Daddy gets. Remember what I said about men?”
You nodded. The first time he’d done this, he had sat you down. He told you that you needed to be taught about pleasure, and all things grown-up now that you were ready. He explained to you how men needed to fuck often, that it was a primal instinct, and that for him, you were the one he needed. He showed you how to suck his cock, how it felt like to be sucked in return — he even showed you porn.
It was a topic you had known little about. It was all so exciting and knew, and he made you feel safe and comfortable.
Well, except for now. You were rather uneasy as he pressed his body weight onto you, as his cock — that you always whined was too big — pushed in and out of you, stretching your walls, filling you up until you weren’t sure there was and space left.
“Ngh, y-you’re raping me, daddy,” you whimpered.
Cillian huffed, almost amused. He stopped thrusting, only for a moment, then he pushed his cock as deep inside of you as he could. You cried out, but he was too focused on the feeling of your walls clenching to notice.
“Ah!”
“Daddy’s raping you, hmm?”
“Yes!” you squeaked out, pushing your hands up against his chest. You were starting to feel a little sore.
“Where’d you learn such a big word like that?”
You didn’t answer, just kept struggling against him.
“Mmm, love it when you squirm like this,” he moaned in your ear. He grabbed your hands and put them to the side, only to completely drape his body over yours and let go.
You tried to push him off, but all you could reach was his back, and it was futile. A warm feeling coiled up in your lower stomach, and you knew you were about to cum.
“Come whenever you feel like, princess,” Cillian said, your pussy fluttering around his cock. “I’m not stopping till I feel like it.”
It wasn’t that it was hurting. It was just that you didn’t want it, at least a few minutes ago. Why couldn’t he understand?
“I know you don’t like it sometimes, but it’s your responsibility to please me. Just like it’s my responsibly to please you. You’re about to cum, aren’t you?”
You could feel your pussy heating up even more, that familiar feeling slowly building up.
“Yes.”
“Good girl. Such a good girl for me.”
Your heart warmed at his words, despite how taken advantage of you were feeling.
“Daddy — please, ungh.”
“Fuck,” he muttered, “fuck, fuck.”
You both came around the same time. He took out his cock and held it by your face, his white cream spilling out on your lips, dribbling down your chin. Your own dripped down to the bedsheets. The ecstasy made you dizzy, but the good kind, and only for a moment.
“There ya go, sweetheart.”
Cillian wrapped you up in his arms. He rubbed his nose against yours, and then kissed it, his beautiful blue eyes filled with love and adoration.
“You liked that?”
“. . . I asked you to stop,” you mumbled, looking away.
Cillian sighed. It was one of disappointment, which made you feel like shriveling on the inside.
“But you liked it.” He ran his thumb across your cum-stained lips. “I would never have done it if hurt you. There was no pain, was there?”
“No,” you admitted.
“See?” Cillian paused for a moment, then chuckled, trying to lighten the mood. “I would eat you out, but I have a feeling you’d say no.”
You glared, but to him it was adorable, not menacing.
“Alright, alright. How about we go downstairs and watch a movie? One of those princess ones?”
A smile made its way onto your face, though you tried to hide it. You were still upset.
“Fine.”
“Good girl,” he said, lowering his tone. He picked you up and held you bridal style. “But first, let’s clean you up, yeah?” He swiped a bit of his cum from your skin. “Can’t have you on the couch covered with this.”
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❝ 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐘 - 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 🪩 ❞ - 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒
pairing: sir lewis hamilton x fem!oc; Nadia
summary: most of the social media post made throughout the miami gp weekend!
warning: twitter environment (you know the deal), cussing.
saint’s team radio: hi everyone! just wanted to give y’all a little something something before releasing ‘break my soul’ ! i’m a bit sick rn but i will get back into my groove very very soon 🤭
dividers by: @cafekitsune
pls like, comment and reblog! 🫶🏽
taglist: @queenshikongo3 @mauvecherie-writes @httpsserene @lorarri @goldenalbon @yeea-nah @non-stop-imagines (lmk if you want to be tagged!)
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nadiahamilton yes i know where he keeps his music and no, i won’t be telling you where 🫶🏽
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nadiahamilton it was sooo nice meeting you guys this weekend 🥹
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user i swear you’re his lucky charm
fransisca.cgomes mother ‼️
alexandrasaintmleux and if i ask for your hand in marriage?
nadiahamilton let’s run away
user i fell in love everytime you appeared on screen
user her energy is so refreshing, even if it’s through a tv or phone 😭
user where do you get your clothes???
nadiahamilton i’ll make a highlight for all the stores i shop at 🫶🏽
herstudent i hope school’s open soon, we need the tea!!
nadiahamilton you’ll be getting the pamphlets for the medieval times instead 😚
user his arm…dear lord
nadiahamilton i know, can’t believe it’s wrapped around me rn 🥹
user13 no way she just said that????
yungfilly bestie takin over miami!!
chunkz i think this is where you’re wrong brotha 🤨
niko you’re right, i’m the bestie
nellarose_ YOU’RE ALL WRONG 🤣
nataliatheedon and if i smack your ass, i’m wrong 😔
nadiahamilton bc it really hurt plus you were running behind me????
mercedesamgf1 Mrs Mercedes 🤍
user lewis is washed, never going to get that 8th
nadiahamilton watch your mouth 🙏🏽
lilymhe tinkerbell 🥹
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user is this a inside joke???? a fun nickname??? we need to know!
sza do you think your man will have a problem if i take you away?
nadiahamilton when and where? 🤭
lewishamilton ???????
hater ad21 was deserved 🤣
nadiahamilton i know where you live 🫶🏽
hater as if
nadiahamilton Glendale right??
hater oh shit
user now how tf did she find that man’s address 😭
user don’t question her mastery 🗣️
lewishamilton my angel 🤍
nadiahamilton my superstar 💗
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lewishamilton miami, you’ve been good 🙏🏽
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nadiahamilton steal my captions why don’t you 🙄
lewishamilton it’s my job 😋
user blonde is so her colour
raye you both are so lovely 🤍
lewishamilton thank you Raye and btw, she’s crying because of this
nadiahamilton DON’T TELL HER OMG????
spinzbeatsinc king and queen of england
nadiahamilton do you want me to get deported??
user just accept your fate guys
user now i need to know if he speaks any south african languages
nadiahamilton he tries to but he says it in a british accent so i end up laughing at him
user mr, does this mean you’re the class dad?
lewishamilton i guess so?
herstudent YEAHHH OUR DAD’S SIR LEWIS HAMILTON!!!
user her face should be trademarked
user how many cars do you think they own together?
f1wags what a woman!
user petition for Nadia to be team principal!
mercedesamgf1 we back this 🫡
hater her tattoos were everywhere and stole the attention off Lewis! She’s so ugly
nadiahamilton never that 🙏🏽
user did you guys see that drake reposted her post?
user wasn’t he friends with lewis at some point???
zendaya see you guys soon 🫶🏽
racerbia mother and father
nadiahamilton my man is so fine y’all damn
user SHE’S SO REAL FOR THIS
nadiahamilton like he looks so delectable, my goat fr 🤭
lewishamilton nads 😧
f1 mother of the paddock ‼️
nadiahamilton pls not while Susie is right there ☹️
badgalriri i hope you do know there’s a group of us planning to take her
iamcardib heard she’s a stylist, need one rn
kehlani i second this !
latto777 if she ever needs flowers, i got her ‼️
nadiahamilton y’all 🥹
lewishamilton can you guys stop planning to take my wife away from me?
user idk, something’s fishy
user yeah bc where the fuck did she come from?
text messages !
♡‧₊ billionaire boys club
miles the fencer 🤺: no way they’re stealing your wife from you in broad daylight?
pookie buddy lewis: pls don’t chat, it’s hurting my spirit rn
princess natalia: let’s talk about nads meeting pharrell (also i’m a genius for naming this gc after his company)
daniel is spinning: her face was just like 😧
nadia: 🧍🏽♀️
personal pillow amara: but nads, genuinely, how do you feel after this weekend? it was a big one for you bae
nadia: i do feel like ripping the earth in half and falling in but it’s cool because lew gets me ice cream after 🤭
pookie buddy lewis: i always got your back, nads. you know that. we’ll get ice cream whenever you want
miles the fencer 🤺: GET A FUCKING ROOM OMG
princess natalia: EWWWWW
charlotte (not tilbury): don’t listen to them, this is the cutest shit ever 😭
andrew with the camera: but if i expose miles’ 0.5x photos, i’m wrong.
daniel is spinning: DRAG HIMMMM
personal pillow amara: i’ve taught you way too much danny
miles the fencer 🤺: man whatever 🙄
charlotte (not tilbury): nads, i HAVE to see you in malibu
nadia: ofc, i don’t know what to expect from that place
princess natalia: don’t worry bae, we got you!
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The Avengers (niko made this)
chunkz: nads, who’s this boy you’re chatting to? 🤨
filly felipe: “this boy” and it’s lewis hamilton 🤣
sharks: AND they’re married????
nadia: and i was going to invite you lot to my new place and show you my new car but ig you don’t want to
harry (pinero) potter: BOYS TAKE IT BACK
aj shabeeeeel: i personally never said anything 🙏🏽
niko: you know i’ve always loved f1, nads
nella loml: lying on a public platform, niko??
nadia: you lot are too funny i can’t 😭
nadia: but yeah, wanted to know when you guys are available so that you guys can meet him officially
fiily felipe: welcoming our brother in law aww 🥹
king kenny: how about we chat about the marriage??
nadia: how about no? 🫶🏽
chunkz: i’m just happy something so special is happening to you, nads. you deserve it
nella loml: it’s been a tough ride and already it’s looking so up for you bae
nadia: you guys wanna make me cry on a monday morning 🫵🏽
sharks: always the plan 🫡
niko: to make her cry????
sharks: 😐
king kenny: pls come back to London asap, Cench has been calling us up for a vid ever since the last two 😔
nadia: leave me out of that one, i have a husband 🖐🏽
chunkz: YOU TELL THEM NADS
filly felipe: nadia thandeka hamilton, it has SUCH a nice ring to it 😭
aj shabeeeel: and you guys look so leng together, already my brother in law 🫡
harry (pinero) potter: better get home quick for that debrief!
saint’s team radio (once again!): hope you guys enjoyed this one! it’s got a little touch of how nadia interacts with people she knows and people she doesn’t, our social butterfly 🥹
we finally have a ship name for our favs ‘Lewdia’ coined by @mauvecherie-writes!
i’ve got a few more smaus ready but yeah, love you guys loads! 💗
#saint writes#f1 x reader#formula one x black reader#x black fem reader#formula one x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton fanfics#lewis hamilton imagine#renaissance: the series#lewis hamilton x black reader#lewis hamilton x oc
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༉ 𝗚𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗽 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀
🎀 incld: satoru, sukuna, choso, & geto
🎀 gn! reader
🎀 ‟there's no better quality time than gossiping with your boyfriend ”
𝗚𝗼𝗷𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘂
biggest gossiper
literally has a time of your guys day specifically for where you guys just sit on your guys bed cozy, wrapped in each other's arms to talk shit or spill some tea about other people.
has a code name on everyone he and you guys don't like
“ain't that dora over there”
“yeah that's them, that wack ass haircut really stands out from the crowd"
will always make an eye contact with you whenever you guys hear or see something ridiculous, trying to hide his snickers with a cough
“baby, did i see that correctly”
“definitely, saw that shit clear as day”
AND you know you're gonna hear about it once you guys are home.
if he ever enter your home with a loud thud and a call of your name always followed with a giddy giggle YK THAT HE BOUTTA SPIT SOME SHIT🤭
“Baby!! you never guessed what just happened!”
ALWAYS gives you the best reaction to your gossip, never failing to let out the most exaggerated gasp ever
prob has those senses if you have gossip to spill, if Spiderman has spider sense, he has a bitch’s sense and it never fails him.
𝗞𝗮𝗺𝗼 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗼
didn't really grasp how gossiping works the first time tbh ╥﹏╥
“didn't we hate this person? why did you just talk to them then?”
baby it's called playing nice
type of bf that if you hate someone, he gotta be their hater too
GIVES THE MOST FUNNIEST YET CUTEST REACTION EVER
“Baby guess what, remember the girl that I told you about yesterday that's been soft launching her man?”
“Yeah?”
“Her man is actually her COUSIN!”
“∑(; °Д°)”
every time you keep dropping bomb after bomb his expression just became more concerning
“oh my god, baby are they okay? (;° ロ°)”
“its fine, we hate this person”
“oh, fuck them then”
“yeah fuck them!”
(`∀´) (⋋‿⋌ )
learns some of the most juiciest gossips BUT ALWAYS FAILS TO ASK FOR DETAILS
“That one clingy couple in our class just broke up suddenly, and they look they hated each other's guts”
“WHAT, WHY?!”
“I don't know I never asked”
𝗦𝘂𝗸𝘂𝗻𝗮 𝗥𝘆𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻
you don't how he does it, but whenever you have some anger or tea to spill, he's ready every fucking time.
“who we gonna hate today, pretty?”
LOVES gossiping, not because he cares about other people, but because he loves talking shit about them
has the most creative insults tbh
you sometimes have to pause to take in what he had just said
doesn't remember all the ppl you shit talk about, you have to remind him with the stupid names he calls them
“Remember the guy that I told you about last week?”
“Baby, you have to be more specific about that”
“Omfg, the one you compared with megamind!”
“oh that motherfucker, yeah i remember him, all that forehead and can't think for shit, that's crazy”
probably the type of person that purposely points at the person you just talked about to tease you.
𝗚𝗲𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝘂𝗴𝘂𝗿𝘂
a secret gossiper tbh
ALWAYS has something interesting going on with his gossips, you could never guess just what shit he's about to say next
drops the most gasping bombshell like it's your random Tuesday
“oh yeah, one of our professors just got fired since he allegedly had an affair with one of his students”
the type of person that's quiet but he knows all of the shits about so many people, like How'd you get this information sir? (°△°|||)
ppl trust him too much that they spill so many things in front of this man, but they don't know you're the first person he goes running back to talk about it.
“they said I can't tell this to anyone…but you know that girl-”
gives the biggest stank eye when the person y'all hate walks past him AND HE AIN'T TRYNNA HIDE IT
Can and will shit talk about the person right in front their fcking face.
"Heard you talking shit about me?"
"Want me to tell you again? you might missed some details"
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JIKOOK ANTI'S WERE FOOLED INTO TUNING IN TO AYS
and we cheer 🥂
I want to gush out how much I love this week's episode very much. It was everything I could've asked for definitely comes second after episode 2. Beside everything Jikook; what made it more special is that alot of ANTI'S tuned in to watch.
🤭
In episode 3 most anti's tuned in because of the addition of Tae. They came in gun blazing that they will get MOMENTS. So they very much loved and appreciated that selfie scene and swiming pool scene. They even claimed that Jungkook looked happier. And Jimin illness made for fewer Jikook moment. Therefore it safe to say episode 3 fed them and made them very much happy so episode 4 was definitely a must.
Oh boy how they were proven wrong. Anti's got gagged. Jikook karma striked so hard even I was gagged.
Jikook barechested. Jikook hard-core flirting. Jikook sharing a bed. Jikook eating from the same cup of ramen. Jimin caring for Jungkook. Jungkook calling Jimin pretty. Jungkook's mom only mentioning Jimin and her soft endearing way of saying his name. Jikook cuddling and watching the sunset together just after Jimin spoke about romance. Jungkook showing Jimin unreleased footage of his solo endeavors. Jungkook opening up to Jimin about his lack of sleep. Jikook going to sleep at the same time. Jikook role playing. Jikook snorkeling... and the list goes on.
Although the highlights were Jungkook and Jimin further confirming that AYS is indeed a Jikook show and Tae is simply a guest. They clocked that tea. As well as Jimin and Jungkook giving Anti's something for comparison -Jikook's own rendition of the swimming pool scene.
🤭
No matter how much Anti's try to recreate history, they will forever remember episode 4 becuase this time they saw what us, jikookers see in real time. At the same time they watched jikook jikooking.
I'm sure they were pissed. Honestly I would do anything to watch their live reaction to the episode. I can bet other's dropped the show and those who kept on believing a moment will come watched till the end. I hope they cried themselves to sleep that exact day.
Episode 4 hit them with the harsh reality that jikook are naturals. That the so called script given to them is being acted out marvelously. Jikook really need their Oscar's it long overdue. Also mama jeon her acting was spectacular. Anti's watched and realized that we jikook supporters don't have to force a jikook interaction because it given to us without begging. That we do not have to manipulate and analyze a scene, or rely on bad camera angles and bad lighting to claim a jikook interaction.
Anti's were caught by surprise. And it will haunt them forever.
What funnier is that this people are masochists and never seem to learn their lesson. They are indeed gonna tune in for next week episode because "can you be my girlfriend?" promises for a moment.
Well well... I guess we wait for next week to find out. But I know Jikook. Jungkook is legit the best sniper to their delusions. Jimin and Jungkook will absolutely make those anti's wish to die once again.
Anti's should remember they will forever remain desperate while we, the ones who support and are loyal to Jikook will keep on getting our moment becuase we support a spontaneous bond.
Jikook for the win.
And once again nothing for the haters.
😝😝
#jikook#kookmin#jikook is real#are you sure#jikook are you sure#bts jimin#bts jungkook#enemies of jikook never progress
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the multifaceted gf and her pets ! george r. x ofc
summary: george russell is dating arabella ‘ara’ elgin, who had been friends with him (alongside lando norris and alex albon) for years. it turns out, she was everything that the haters thought she wouldn’t be as they believed that she was… not the one for him. (loosely based on this request.)
content warning: use of explicit language, haters gonna hate shake it off, childhood friends to lovers, ‘rich aunt’ george, ofc does it all (memer, photographer, youtuber, etc), fluff, crack fic?, utter nonsense
faceclaim: talia mar (music discography based on adele’s music; inspired by water under the bridge)
note: dreading las vegas gp but it’s okay here’s some of your rich aunt george russell content 🤭 enjoy xx
a - n masterlist
o - z masterlist
i. ara the photographer (and shitposter)
ii. ara the singer (and everyone’s rich aunt)
tagged georgerussell63
liked by landonorris, alex_albon, maxfewtrell
landonorris “being george’s girlfriend is a full time job” yeah well we’ve warned you
barbarella no need to get mouthy about it landinho 🤓
maxfewtrell gonna shake my arse to your new single 🫦 liked by barbarella
riabish max… have shame 🤢 liked by barbarella
barbarella YES BABY SHAKE IT FOR ME 🤤
georgerussell63 don’t encourage the lad, ara
mercedesamgf1 the rich aunt is rich aunt’ing 🤩🍷 liked by barbarella
lewishamilton collab when??? liked by barbarella
barbarella hol’up 😭🙏 i’ve got an album to release first
lewishamilton shoot me a message anytime ara! 🤭
user1 EXCUSE ME?! ARA FEAT. XNDA?!!!
user2 busting a nut brb 🤭🤩
alex_albon she a memer, she a singer she a rockstar liked by barbarella
barbarella 😚😚 no wonder why ur my fave rookie
user3 rich aunt is crying rn 🤧
georgerussell63 proud of you for setting your haters straight i guess. liked by barbarella
barbarella don’t be sad georgieeee you know that i love youuuu 🥰🥰
georgerussell63 👍
landonorris wowowow you sure you wanna keep dating this man, ara?
barbarella yeah he’s just in the corner sulking rn. i’d leave him be if i were you
georgerussell63 STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM IN A CORNER SULKING ☹️
alex_albon i would imagine you are sulking right now george
georgerussell63 i’m not. stop listening to her.
user4 i love this banter with ara and her pet dogs. like that’s so cute!
user5 her pet dogs— BABES THATS HER BF AND BEST FRIENDS 😭😭
#formula one imagine#formula one fic#formula one x oc#formula one smau#f1 smau#f1 fic#george russell fluff#george russell imagine#george russell x reader#george russell#george russell instagram au#george russell smau#george russel imagine#mercedes amg imagine#f1 social media au#george russell social media au#formula 1#formula one instagram au#gr63
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His Favorite Poison (NSFW 18+)
AN: The trope that a lot of yall live for 🤭🤭
Synopsis: You and Jack grew up together in Louisville, but didn't run in the same circles. From what he had seen, you were bougie, entitled, and stuck up and the last thing he wanted was to be associated with you. Fast forward a few years later, you're new to Jack's team brought on by Neelam and as much as he wants nothing to do with you, he can't help it if you keep pulling him in.
Pairing: Jack Harlow x Reader
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Jack looked at Neelam in disbelief as she explained to him that someone new was joining the team and helping him with his new album.
He was all for it, until he found out it was you.
“Jack, she told me that the two of you grew up together in Louisville, so I felt that it would be nice to have another familiar face around. I figured that she would be a good fit. She is more than qualified to work with us. She’s worked with a lot of different people in the industry already.”
“Well the only thing I know about her is how stuck up and spoiled she is.” It was at that moment, as you were about to turn the corner you heard Jack’s voice and you could only guess that he was talking about you.
“Jack! Be nice! She’ll be here in the next ten minutes.”
“Tell her to turn around and go home because I don’t want her here.”
“Will you stop being an ass for five seconds?” Neelam said quickly growing annoyed with how he was acting. But you were steadily in the corner listening. It seemed like he already had his mind made up about you even though the two of you didn’t really even know each other. Even though the two of you did grow up in Louisville together, you ran in two very different circles. While Jack became a rapper, you became a songwriter and producer. But you two never worked together until now. However you had worked with Bryson as well as EST Gee many times. It wasn’t until Neelam practically begged you to work with Jack.
“No, I won’t stop because I don’t want her anywhere near me.”
Then you decided to make your presence known and not have this go on for any longer. The sooner you got this over with, the better.
“Nice to see you too, Jackman.” You greeted him and he got somewhat of a startled look on his face while Neelam just shook her head.
“Oh… I-...”
“I don’t really care if you don’t like me, I have a job to do. I was hired because I’m obviously capable of doing it. But if you’d rather let Neelam continue to drown and not get my help, be my guest so I can go home. I have plenty of other things that I could be doing but I’m here with you.”
All you got in response was Jack sighing before he rolled his eyes.
“Now that we got that trainwreck of an introduction out of the way, we have a lot to work on. And Jack, did you even brush your hair this morning? You’re giving me caveman vibes.” Neelam stifled a laugh and Jack immediately eyed her as she quickly looked away.
“Who says that I even need your help and for your information, I did.”
“Well, you must have brushed it in the dark and obviously you need my help when you’re putting out albums that only get a 2.9 rating. The people of Louisville expected better from you and I plan on making that happen. So lose your attitude and leave your ego at the door. All those haters that you claimed to have are definitely not hating on that babe. Let’s do better moving forward, okay?”
“Well damn.” Neelam said under her breath, but Jack clearly heard her. At this point, his mouth was hanging wide open.
“We have a lot to discuss so I guess we should get started? Come on you two.”
You walked ahead of the two of them down the hallway and Jack simply turned to look at Neelam.
“I’m going to kill you for bringing her on.”
“You won’t kill me once she helps you. Like it or not, you need her.”
“All she’s done is terrorize me and insult me the minute she got here.”
“To be fair, you started it now, come on.”
You were sitting down trying to think of what Jack could do differently as far as his music went in order for him to bounce back from CHTKMY. It wasn’t a total flop, but after hearing his previous projects you knew that he had it in him to be better.
“Hmm, who knew that this is what I would be faced with on my first day?” You said quietly to yourself and Jack did a double take.
“What do you mean it’s your first day?! You’ve never done this before?!”
“And you’ve never put out an album rating 2.9 before either. We’re both learning here. But I have done this before. Plenty of times actually. I have a grammy sweetheart. I meant I’m faced with you being an ass and have to do my best to make sure this next album is top tier.”
“You don’t have to remind me of that every chance you get.”
“It’s supposed to motivate you to do better and I think I have a solution because no one is going to take you seriously if that happens again.”
“Let’s hear it.” Neelam excitedly said and all you could do was smile at her.
“Okay so, here’s what I’m thinking. From the research that I’ve done, this next album needs to be ten times or twenty times better than your last obviously. Oh and focus less on side pieces and all the hoes you get because let’s be serious, no one cares. We know you’re attractive and I can imagine you’re even more attractive when you brush your hair so we know the girls are all over you.”
“But…” Jack tried to add, but you cut him off.
“I’m not done. In Churchill Downs you say ‘everybody know Jack, but they don’t know Jackman correct?”
“And? What’s your point?”
“We need Jackman to show up for this next album and not Jack. We need to think outside the box and do something that you’ve never done before.”
“How do you propose I do that?”
“What do you mean how? You need to give your fans the real version of you because that will make them appreciate you even more. Despite you being an absolute asshole to me, I do want to help you do this and I take my job seriously. I felt bad when Neelam started to beg. I’m really here for her if we’re being honest.”
“HEY! You weren’t supposed to mention that!” She exclaimed and all you did was shrug.
“I call it like I see it. Now, we want this to be huge so, no promo whatsoever. We’ll drop a hint a day or two before it gets released and that’s it.”
“Wait a minute now, that sounds like a setup for it to flop.” Jack confessed and you could honestly tell he was worried.
“I promise if you do everything that I say, that it won’t be. And when have I ever made something that was a flop? Put some respect on my name please. I guarantee that I will have you number one on the charts. Just leave your ego to the side and do what you do best and I’ll do the rest. I need you to write a good ass album that will let people know that the little white boy that DJ Drama found from Kentucky is here to stay and he deserves a place in this industry. You’re not a fucking industry plant so you better not act like one. Now are we ready?”
“I didn’t realize that you were a fucking drill sergeant too.” Jack muttered and just crossed his arms.
“If you think this is me being a drill sergeant now, You haven’t seen anything yet.”
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“Jack, no. too repetitive.” You said as he was showing you lyrics of the current song that he was writing. It was around 11 at night in Louisville and the two of you had been working just about all day. There were a few other people scattered around the studio and Jack let out a sigh.
“I understand you’re frustrated, but I’m trying to help you make the best album you’ve done to date. So what are you feeling at the moment? We can use that to motivate you.” You curiously asked.
From that first day of the awkward interaction, you and Jack had been spending just about every day with each other working on his new album and of course he was still being an asshole towards you despite you trying to help him. Although Urban told you that he would eventually come around, but you weren’t sure.
“What am I feeling? Feeling like I’m sick of this shit and that I want to go home.”
You simply laid your pen down on top of your notebook and fully turned to face him. He was looking at you curiously knowing that you were probably going to have a slick ass comment come out of your mouth.
“Jack, let’s just be adults and work through this. The sooner we get done, the sooner we go our separate ways and we never have to be bothered with each other again.” You tried not to show the disappointment on your face when you said it. You didn’t understand what he had against you seeing as you two didn’t know each other well.
“He will, if he wants to keep getting hit songs on his album.” Urban muttered and Jack shot him a look.
“Now, I’m going to ask you again, how are you feeling right now?”
It took him a few minutes before he finally answered.
“Like I just want to lay low while continuing to prove people wrong. Let the music speak for itself.”
“Then write that.” You said while scooting your notebook towards him.
He was hesitant, but he eventually took it.
It was almost one in the morning and you were ready to call it quits and resume later that morning. It was now only you and Jack left in the studio and you could tell that the writer’s block was getting to him.
“Jack, just get in the booth.” You said while looking over at him and he looked at you like you had lost it.
“I don’t even have anything written. So what am I doing that for?”
“I’ve been working on a few beats for you. Maybe if you hear it, it’ll motivate you. Do this and we can go home and be right back at it later tonight.”
Jack shrugged before doing as he was told. He now had the headphones on and you hit play on the soundboard. As the beat filled the studio, Jack was surprised and did his best to not show it on his face.
Maybe it wasn’t a bad idea to bring you on after all.
You simply nodded for him to start when he was ready and he simply freestyled what he was feeling.
It must be my skin, I can't think of any other reason I win (Ooh)
I can't think of an explanation, it can't be the years of work I put in
It can't be the way that I stuck with the same friends
It can't be the swag I got when I walk in, it can't be
It can't be the way I treat people or how I make time to see people
Or make sure that they feel like we equals
It can't be the smile, it can't be the eye contact with these crowds
It can't be my pen, it can't be these verses
That make people feel like I'm talkin' to them
It can't be the homage I've paid
Nights when I could've left the studio early, but I stayed
It can't be the tone of my voice
It can't be the thought I put into every choice
It can't be the Jeep instead of the Rolls-Royce
It can't be the downtime with my boys
It can't be the Tribe and the Biggie and the Nas
The Outkast and the Missy in my iPod
It can't be the absence of any facade
It can't be the worldwide hometown pride
So I guess (So I guess)
It must be my skin, I can't think of any other reason I win
I can't think of an explanation, it can't be the years of work I put in
It can't be the way that I stuck with the same friends
It can't be the swag I got when I walk in, it can't be
Once he stopped, he looked over at you to see if you approved and you quickly smiled at him and nodded. Once he was sitting back next to you, he mentioned that another verse and the chorus again would be perfect and that the song would be finished. So you volunteered to help him write it.
It took another twenty minutes, but in the end both of you were satisfied with it.
It can't be some understanding or branding
Or maybe that I'm outstanding
Or all the South American fans that meet me at the airport upon landing
It can't be my aunties and grannies
And every other woman in my family that raised me to be upstanding
It can't be that I simply make ear candy
Especially when the industry could just plant me
Especially when I didn't grow up on Brandy
Especially when I'm havin' dinner in Frankfort with Andy
It can't be a bit of good karma
It can't be the way they all said that he's a charmer
It can't be the lack of chinks in my armor
It can't be the poise when them boys try to harm us
It can't be that we built somethin' to be a part of
It can't be the way that every beat gets barred up
So I guess
It must be my skin, I can't think of any other reason I win
I can't think of an explanation, it can't be the years of work I put in
It can't be the way that I stuck with the same friends
It can't be the swag I got when I walk in, it can't be
“Now this is what I meant when I said that I needed Jackman and not Jack.” You said nodding in approval.
“See if you weren’t so stuck up growing up, we could’ve been making hits.”
“Uhh, thanks? But what makes you think I’m stuck up? You hardly ever said two words to me growing up.”
“Do I really have to explain it?”
“Yes, because I’m obviously confused. I was never mean or rude to you.”
“I guess not since you probably didn’t know I existed. You always had this thing about you like you thought you were better than everybody.”
“Where did you even get that from because that couldn’t be further from the truth. I knew that you existed right along with the rest of your friends.”
“Let’s just drop it. I appreciate you doing this for me. Sooo, same time tomorrow?” Jack asked while getting up to gather all of his things and you quickly followed suit.
“Yes I’ll be here.”
“I still don’t like you or trust you though.”
Your heart somewhat dropped hearing him say that and you wanted more of an explanation to what he said before. You barely said two words to him when you were younger because you were shy and you had the biggest crush on him. You still did, but knew since he had this idea of how you were in his head already that even being friends would never be a reality. But you knew you had to separate your feelings from your job. You were here to help make him an amazing album and that was it.
“Just like I said before, you don’t have to.”
It had been about two months or so since you first started helping Jack write his album and it was going smoothly despite the awkward beginning that the two of you had. Even though Jack originally told you that he didn’t particularly care for you, his feelings were starting to change the more time that he spent with you.
He noticed that everyone that came into the studio gravitated towards you no matter what was going on and that people spoke very highly of you.
Not once did he hear anyone say something bad about you. It wasn’t until the two of you were getting ready to leave for the night when you noticed him hovering near the door. You simply raised your eyebrow up at him as he shifted his weight back and forth.
“Did you need me for something?” You asked while turning around to look at him.
“It’s 3 in the morning and I don’t want you walking to your car by yourself.” Jack confessed while scratching the back of his neck.
“We’ve left later than this before and I was just fine.” You replied while looking in your tote bag for your keys.
“I get that, but I should have done it then too.”
You threw your bag over your shoulder and met him at the door with him moving to the side so that he could let you go out first and he would follow behind you. The two of you then walked to your cars in silence and Jack was surprised to find out that the two of you had actually parked next to each other.
“You would have a BMW.” Jack blurted out before he caught himself. He was trying to turn over a new leaf with you and it obviously wasn’t starting off well.
“What is that supposed to mean, Jack?” You asked before sighing and opening your door.
“Um… just that it suits you. That’s all.”
“I’m safe and sound in my car so you can go ahead and go home.” You threw your bag in the passenger seat, but Jack not wanting the night to end just yet had gotten a bright idea. He didn’t want to admit to himself how much he liked spending time with you.
“Um, I’ll follow you to make sure you get home okay.”
“Are you…. Do you feel okay?” You asked, confused by the sudden change of heart. Two months ago he didn’t even want to be in the same room with you and now he wants to follow you in his car to make sure that you got home okay?
“I feel fine.” Jack answered as he shrugged and got into the driver’s side of his Jeep. The two of you started up your cars and were on your way.
You made sure that Jack was close behind you as you merged onto the highway. You looked into your rearview mirror periodically to make sure that he was behind you and put on some music to distract yourself from your thoughts. You didn’t quite know what was happening between you and Jack, and you were sure that your heart did a backflip when he wanted to make sure you got home safely.
You didn’t know if that was good or bad.
He had never done that before and you also noticed that he was starting to get shy around you. Whenever you would bring up something, he would see what you thought first before giving his opinion.
It took about twenty minutes before you were pulling into the parking garage where your condo was. Once you had parked, you noticed that Jack had pulled up next to you. You had gotten out and made your way towards him as he rolled down his window.
“Thanks for making sure I got home okay.” You said while giving him a small smile which he eagerly returned.
“Oh, you’re welcome. I really didn’t mind.”
Since the two of you had pulled into the garage, you noticed that it had started to rain heavily and because you didn’t want him driving in that trying to get home, you suddenly blurted out for him to stay with you before you could stop yourself.
“Um, do you want to come inside? It’s pouring out here and I can’t have you driving home in that.”
“I really don’t live that far away and don’t want to be an inconvenience to you.”
“You won’t be, I promise. Just come on before either of us get sick and then it’ll take us even longer to finish your album.”
Once the two of you hit the top floor in the building, you led him down the hallway and stopped in front of your door while fishing for your keys in your bag to open the door. Once you did, you led the two of you inside and Jack was looking around taking in his surroundings. Everything was neat and extremely organized just how you were.
He didn’t expect anything less from you.
It was at that moment you suddenly had a thought.
“Shit.” You quietly said, but Jack still heard you.
“What? What’s wrong?”
You simply threw your head back and sighed before answering him.
“I forgot my brother is staying with me this week so he’s in the guest room.”
“I can take the couch, it’s not a problem.”
“Jack, your 6’3 ass will not be comfortable especially if you want to stretch out. You can sleep in my room and I’ll take the couch. I have a king sized bed.”
“Absolutely not. I’m not kicking you out of your room. You were nice enough to let me stay so that I didn’t have to drive in the rain but I’m not doing that. And what do you need with a king sized bed? Aren’t you like 5’1?”
“Watch it Harlow. Just…. come on.” You grabbed his hand and led him to your bedroom. You immediately went to your vanity to start taking off your jewelry while Jack awkwardly stood in the corner.
“Jack, I don’t bite. Make yourself comfortable.” You said as you began to put your hair up.
He slowly slipped off his shoes as you went to change into your pajamas in your walk-in closet. When you came back, your breath hitched in your throat because he was now shirtless laying on your bed with his hand behind his head scrolling through his phone.
Get yourself together, Y/N. You thought to yourself before sliding in next to him. Jack put his phone down when you did and he looked just about as nervous as you did.
“Uhh, what time were we going to head to the studio?” Jack curiously asked as you turned out the light. You figured he wouldn’t be able to see how nervous you were in the dark.
“Um around 11? How does that sound?”
“That sounds fine. I have another song that I wrote the other day that I wanted you to look over for me.”
“Okay.”
It was quiet for a few minutes with just the sounds of both of your breathing in your room before you heard Jack’s voice again.
“Y/N?”
“Yeah?”
“Thank you for doing this for me even if it didn’t start out so well. You could’ve quit right then and there. I’m happy that you didn’t.”
“You’re welcome and I meant what I said. It’s my job and I’m going to make sure that this album is successful. Now go to sleep because we have a lot to do today.”
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“So you mean to tell me that you slept in the same bed as the girl that you absolutely hate last night?” Urban asked his best friend on facetime as Jack was picking up what he learned was your favorite breakfast while also getting himself something from a small cafe down the street. He noticed how you came in with the same bag to the studio everyday and he has learned from Neelam that you liked chai tea and not coffee so that’s what he got you.
“Hate is such a strong word.”
“You weren’t saying that two months ago. I remember every day for that first month you complaining about her despite her doing something that benefits you.”
“I woke up with my arm around her and luckily she was still sleeping. I left and went home to take a shower and change my clothes.”
“And now you’re picking her up her favorite breakfast. Hmm, you're whipped.”
“What? How am I whipped? We aren’t even together.”
“Not yet anyway.”
“There’s no way. I don’t even like her like that.”
All Urban did was eye him and Jack quickly looked away as his name was called to pick up your order.
He made his way back to his Jeep before saying anything else.
“Ask her out.”
“She has it in her mind that I don’t like her. So I can imagine that’s not going to go all that well.”
“Why would she think that unless you actually told her that? She literally invited you to her condo and the fact that the two of you didn’t fuck is beyond me. If you don’t want her, send her my way.”
All Jack did was scratch the back of his neck as Urban looked at him in disbelief.
“No the fuck you didn’t tell her that.”
“Ehh, not exactly my best moment.”
“Why are you such a dumbass sometimes? You have literally had this one-sided beef with her for years and one that she doesn’t even know about. She deserves at least that much from you. To explain it, I mean.”
“I ask myself that every day and I don’t know if she even wants to hear me out.”
“Tell her how you feel before someone else swoops in and gets her.”
Jack had now made it back to your condo and briefly knocked on the door and was hoping that your brother didn’t answer because the last thing he wanted was to have to explain what was going on between the two of you. You opened it and simply eyed him as he handed you the bag that contained your food and what you assumed was chai tea.
“What’s this?” You asked while looking at him dumbfounded.
“Your breakfast. It’s the least that I could do for you letting me stay here.”
“Oh, you didn’t have to do that.”
“And I know you don’t really drink coffee so that’s chai tea. Neelam said it was your favorite.”
“Hmm, well thank you. I appreciate it.” You said while moving to the side so he could walk past you.
You locked the door behind him and went to the kitchen to sit across from Jack at the island as he also started to eat his food.
“Is your brother here?” Jack curiously asked while looking around and all you did was smirk.
“No, he left out earlier. Why?”
“I just didn’t want to explain why I was coming out of your bedroom at the crack of dawn just in case.”
“Last time I checked I was a grown ass woman and it wouldn’t be any of his business anyway. If I want to have sex with multiple people in one night then I’m going to without any input from anyone else.”
You saying that made Jack feel a wave of jealousy come over him and the fact that it wasn’t him that you were referring to. The sexual tension at least from his point of view was quite evident between the both of you, but since he had been an asshole to you before, he highly doubted that you would want to be anywhere near him when this was over and done with.
“Fair point.”
It was now around four in the afternoon and everybody was stating how hungry they were and Jack took it upon himself to ask you to go to lunch with him and that he would treat you.
“You treated me this morning, so let me return the favor.” You said while looking up at him as he towered above you.
“No, you working on this album with me is more than enough. I’m treating you and I know the perfect place that we can go.”
You held your hands up in surrender and let him have his way, not wanting to go back and forth with him.
“Okay, let me just go to the bathroom and I’ll be ready.”
“I’m serious Y/N, leave your wallet here.”
“Fine.”
You walked down the hallway until you got to the bathroom and quickly went inside and locked the door behind you.
Only a few minutes had passed and once you finished drying your hands, you opened the door to see Jack standing on the other side of it. Before you could ask him if something was wrong, he abruptly kissed you and pushed you back inside all while locking the door behind him.
You eagerly kissed him back as he sat you on the counter before he reached down in an attempt to pull your dress up around your waist so that he could have easier access to you.
He briefly broke away from you to look down at you for approval and you quickly nodded. Jack got on his knees and slid your black thong down your thighs before putting it in his back pocket leaving you with your mouth hanging wide open.
Proceeding to spread your thighs, Jack got as close as possible as he could to you taking one long lick and you immediately shuddered while your hands went into his curly hair.
It took everything in you to hold back your moans not wanting anyone to hear you since you didn’t know how many people might be around.
“Jackkkk, shit.”
He continued to lap at your folds and couldn’t wait to see you come undone in front of him. If someone had asked you two months ago if you thought that you would be in the position that you were currently in, the answer would have been no.
“Mmm, you taste so fucking good.” You heard Jack say and you couldn’t help but to moan.
“Shiiit, I’m close.”
Upon hearing you say that, Jack immediately went to suck on your clit making you hold your hand to your mouth in an attempt to stay quiet. You let a few moans escape here and there before both of your hands went back into his hair.
In less than a minute, you came all over his face as he continued to lap at your folds. He finally stood up and you brought his lips to yours in a kiss that almost felt desperate. As you were kissing Jack, you were multitasking as you undid his pants and slid them down along with his boxer briefs to his ankles.
You definitely did a double take once you saw how big he was, but that wasn’t going to stop you seeing as you didn’t know if this would ever happen again.
“Fuck, I don’t have a condom.”
“Doesn’t matter, I’m on the pill.”
Jack simply nodded as he slowly entered you and kept going until he bottomed out and let out a moan.
One thing you loved during sex is if a man was vocal and you could tell that Jack wasn’t about to disappoint you.
You reached up to place your arms around his shoulders as he whispered in your ear.
“You okay?”
You simply nodded in return now that you had time to adjust and Jack quickly showed you no mercy with the pace that he was moving in and out of you with.
“Fuck, you feel so good around me.” You heard Jack say as you once again covered your mouth in an attempt to hide your moans.
Nothing was working as he increased his pace and you loudly moaned his name.
“Shh, baby we don’t want anyone to hear us .”
You whimpered as you felt his thrusts get sloppier and you knew that he was close and it was only a matter of time before it happened.
You didn’t know how much time had passed, but you knew that the two of you needed to get back down the hallways before anyone suspected anything.
The both of you finally released at the same time as Jack was placing kisses along your neck as you came down from your high.
It took a few minutes before your breathing to become even again as Jack slowly slipped out of you.
You began to hop off of the counter so you could pull your dress down, but not before Jack brought his lips to yours once more.
“You think they’re looking for us?” Jack asked you as his forehead was laying against yours and you had gotten lost staring into those blue eyes that you loved so much.
“They might be so let’s go.”
Once again, you attempted to hop down, but Jack immediately stopped you.
“I’ll go first then wait a few minutes, okay?” Jack proposed and you nodded.
The both of you quickly got dressed and Jack left out first leaving you confused on what had just happened.
You had just had sex with Jack in the bathroom at the studio.
The thoughts were going through your mind at 100 miles an hour but you couldn’t think about that right now.
You still had a job to do and would deal with your feelings later.
Finally you hopped off the counter and had a realization.
Jack definitely slipped your thong into his back pocket.
Once you had gotten yourself together, you walked back into the studio to see Jack talking and laughing with Urban as you made your way back to your seat.
How were you even supposed to concentrate after that?
But, at the end of the day you were a professional and knew you needed to get this done.
No matter how hard it would be to now have to face Jack every day.
“You okay,Y/N?” Urban asked you and you simply shot him a small smile.
“Never better.”
Over the next few weeks, Jack had acted like nothing had happened between the two of you and for some reason it was bothering you to no end.
So he could just have sex with you whenever he wanted and act like everything is normal?
Luckily, it was an off day for you and all you were doing was laying around your condo, stuffing your face with food and catching up on all your shows when there was a knock at the door.
You checked your security camera to see that it was him.
Him as in Jack.
You rolled your eyes and slowly walked to the door, swung it open and walked back to the couch without even acknowledging him.
Jack thought it was weird that you didn’t say anything to him and simply followed you to sit next to you.
It was quiet for a few minutes before either of you spoke and Jack was extremely nervous and didn’t want to be the one to break the silence.
“What do you want, Harlow?” You asked while not taking your eyes off the television.
“I.. I wanted to talk to you about what happened.”
“So, it took you weeks to do that?”
“No… well… I didn’t mean for it to take this long. I just didn’t know what to say.”
“Didn’t know what to say? You literally put my thong in your back pocket, ate me out, and rearranged my guts in a studio bathroom and you have no clue what to say to me?”
“Look, I like you Y/N, I like you a lot and I’ve been afraid to admit it outloud. How I treated you was unacceptable and I want to apologize for it. I admit that because of what I heard about you, I already had this idea in my head about who you were as a person and that wasn’t right. I didn’t even give you a chance and I was judging you. You’ve been nothing but amazing to me this entire time as you helped me to do this album despite how I treated you. You’re a sweetheart who also takes her job seriously and I love that about you.”
“I just never understood why you hated me so much.” You said while finally turning to look at him.
“I didn’t hate you!”
“But you didn’t particularly like me either or trust me and you told me that yourself.”
“Um, well….”
“Just drop it, Jack. Your album is just about finished. We can go our separate ways and act as if this never happened.”
“But what if I don’t want for us to go our separate ways?” He asked while taking your smaller hand in his.
“What are you even saying?”
“That I want to take you out on a proper date which doesn’t end up with me fucking you in a bathroom.”
“But who says that I didn’t want you fucking me in the bathroom?” You curiously asked before smiling at him.
“Let me at least buy you dinner first.”
“It’s a deal and I’m going to need my thong back.”
“No you don’t. I’m definitely keeping it.”
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jackharlow: Jackman. Out everywhere.
urbanwyatt: album art by yours truly
yourinstagramname: so incredibly proud of you. I knew you could do it. just didn't expect to see titties on your album cover
jackharlowsource: is anyone else foaming at the mouth at this pic or is it just me
jackharlow: yourinstagramname you've seen me in less, don't act up
jackharlowsource: OH 👀👀👀
neelamthadhani: thankful that he finally took my advice and let Y/N work on the album with him
urbandjack24: jackharlowsource nope. count me in too. we finally got a shirtless pic.
yourinstagramname: jackharlow okay so... I forgot what you looked like with less. I think I need a redo.
jackharlowsource: lmaooo no she didn't
urbanwyatt: jackharlow finally asked y/n out so I can stop getting facetime calls about how much he likes at her at 2 am
jackharlow: urbanwyatt now I'll call you to simp over her and yourinstagramname when you want that redo? because I got all night
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yourinstagramname: face you make when your baby hits number 1 on apple music. well deserved jackharlow. proud of you. 💕
jackharlow: couldn't have done it without you mamas. thank you.
neelamthadhani: you two hated each other and now look. can't keep your hands off each other For two minutes
yourinstagramname: jackharlow you know I'd do anything for you and neelamthadhani what's your point?
urbanwyatt: I think the fuel to jackharlow confessing his feelings to her was that I said that I was going to ask her out if he didn't
yourinstagramname: urbanwyatt it still took him another month
urbanwyatt: yourinstagramname and to think we would've been amazing together
jackharlow: urbanwyatt HEY! CUT THE SHIT!
urbanwyatt: jackharlow if she decides to drop you, the bro code does not exist in this situation
jackharlowsource: lmaooooo not urban trying to get at y/n 😭😭😭
jackharlow: urbanwyatt and I thought we were brothers
neelamthadhani: idk why you two are fighting over her, when we all know that the only person that she'll leave for jackharlow is me
yourinstagramname: neelamthadhani you and me forever. we should get matching tattoos to symbolize our love.
jackharlow: yourinstagramname wait until later
yourinstagramname: jackharlow me and neelam are going on a date. raincheck?
jackharlow: yourinstagramname BABE, STOP PLAYING AND LET ME IN
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i just finished watching the ninjago pilot (which somehow, id never watched before??) and as i was watching it, i put down my fav parts and my reactions :3
its a pretty long post if youre on mobile so ill put everything under the cut
"its called four weapons, not for browsing. either buy something, or go peddle your insults somewhere else" KAI.
ONE OF THE SKELETON HEADS POPPING OFF ITS BODY AND THEN BITING KAIS ANKLES IM DYING
random small detail i noticed, the shop has a landline? i wonder if it still works and if so, who they would even call-
"ouaugh. so failed." master wu is kais biggest hater rn and im loving it
HELP KAI USING HIS TOOTHBRUSH TO FIGHT OF THE REST OF THE NINJA IS SO FUNNY
ummm the way cole interrupts jay trashing kai when they all finally talk? and kai sassing him back??
"wait a minute. im still black" cole 😭
wu: jay is blue, master of lightning jay: heh, thats not all im the master of. i do a little inventing, i dabble in model building, touch of cooking, a little poetry. cole: more like mouth of lightning
kai letting out like a little laugh when wu announces cole?? and then "nice to meet ya, kid. i got your back. and for the record, there aint nothing in this world im afraid of." jhisdiaugivdsahiojoi they make me soooo ibogyuvfwBIQORYBEGFHIUirgyhiiobpyfuhogiuybpty 😔👉🏳️🌈
jay: gasp we're saving a girl? 😳 is she hot? 😏 cole: jayy 😒 jay: i- i just wanna know w-what we're getting ourselves into… 😟 does she like blue? 🤨 kai: back. off. 😡 wu: 🧍♂️
cole being the front of the horse carriage theyre all pulling??? symbolic who 🤭
"do not use the weapon. for its power-" "yeah yeah yeah, its too much for us mortals. alright guys, lets chop sockey this lemonade stand"
the random skeleton. grunting? groaning? ambience 😭
"ohahahahaoh! i found something!" "ughh thats another rock, you bonehead!" "but its shaped like a donut! i wonder if it tastes like one…" random skeletons u will always b so funny to me ⭐️
OMG AT THE TIMESTAMP 17:28 JAY WHISPERS TO KAI BUT IDK IF THE SOUND QUALITY IS JUST SHIT OR WHATEVER, BUT IT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE JAYS REGULAR VA. IT LWKY SOUNDS DEMONIC
"hey before you race off again, you need to remember. we're a team." "yeah, whatever" kai honey, cole is trying his best. pls reciprocate just a little bit. :(
coles little whimper when he comes face to face samukai 😭😭
jay making sound effects as hes fighting all the skeletons <333
omg jay is the first to figure out spinjitzu aaaaa!! i always wondered abt that ngl
oh. oh thats interesting. we get a look inside jays tornado. whats interesting is that hes moving at his normal speed (maybe a tiny bit slower? not rlly noticeable tho) but all the skeletons around him are basically turtle slow/not really moving at all. but hes also holding a conversation at normal speed with the ninja outside of his tornado? and theyre not even doing spinjitzu? ugh sjhjqhyturw;qkjkhtvgiulqbor i NEED to know how that works right NEEEOOOWWWW
"i sense you do not stand a chance 😏🤨" zane that was so smooth??? and for what??? 😍
cole flexing and saying "ha, guess they dont want another serving of these babies" while the camera pans to jay and kai just. absolutely hating on him. plasma being hater bfs is SO canon 😘
"no, kai, sensei told us not to!" "then you better keep your mouth shut." kai that was so rude wtf 😟 for once its not actually jays fault my dude
kai and cole high fiving after getting out of there :3
"i told you not to use the scythe!" "he did it-" "i warned him not to, sensei-" jay and cole both stepping away from kai and pointing at him 😭
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IN CONCLUSION: kai is a dickhead, jay is a fuckboy, zane has weirdo rizz, and cole is perfect <3 (/hj cole is actually the mom friend)
#ninjago#kai jiang#kai smith#cole brookstone#jay walker#zane julien#master wu#sensei wu#ninjago shitpost#ninjago pilots#'live' blogging#i really just paused the video every time i wanted to write something down#also im mcloving how kai was totally the main character#i remember hearing something about it in the 10year anniversary documentary
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I really want to start reading more fics here what/who do you recommend
Oh, this is going to be LONG haha...i don't usually do this because literally everyone here is amazing and this kinda stuff is very subjective. I'll tell you MY opinion and likes...someone can disagree and also I might forget someone (not on porpoise of course). Just to clarify :)))
Okay, recommendations:
First long fic I read here was 'Ruins' by @yourtouchismidas I still sometimes remember that time, how I waited for every single one of the chapters and all the feelings I went through its something tattooed on my heart <3
EVERYTHING and I literally mean everything @lottiecrabie writes is purely amazing. 'Pray for my soul' is something I adore with my entire heart (because I relate to it haha) and 'Galatea, take one' deserves to be in a museum...just to give you some examples.
If you're into George fics (reader x George Daniel) YOU HAVE TO READ 'I guess I’ll take this pain, instead of your name' @heyidkyay . She was also one of the first writers I found around the fandom so check the rest of the fics too but the George one has my entire heart!!
My bestie @thefrontofmymind is also one of my first findings, and I instantly fell in love with her writing. Absolutely ALL OF HER FICS are incredible!! She's a series called 'Might As Well' I'm absolutely obsessed with and wait (im)patiently for every upload haha
Recently I finished reading 'Nothing Revealed In A Common Crisis' written by @imagine-that-100 MASTERPIECE!! She also wrote 'Chicken Shop Date' with @alovesreading another first fic I read in one sitting haha
@beeninlovewithherforages is a very recent find (and amazing mutual)...check her blurbs that are mind-blowing but pleaseee 'your favorite girl' is everything you need in your life!!
Every single one of @toomuchracket 's works deserves all your time and attention (I still can't believe she's a mutual 🤭🤭)
If you're into OCs please check @because-she-goes matty x oc!nore those two are the definitely power couple!!
@abiiors the Queen of blurbs and killing my soul with 'haunt // bed' that one will be a forever favourite!!!
'I'll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands)' by @automaticllamacycle is simply perfection!! the rest of her work as well ♥♥
One of my first mutuals here @soil-just-needs-water-to-be writes the cutest and most amazing George x Matty fic so GO AND READ IT!!! Those two are going to melt my heart but they are everything <33
What can I tell you about my adorable @tillthelandslide ? One, she's the most amazing person I met...Two, amazing writing is short, i need better words really! She writes a series I love, adore, obsessed about, everything called 'Insufferable Arsehole' and all of her works are incredible!!
The Record shop by @uramilf 🙌🙌🙌 a forever favourite!!! and if you need Ross, George, even Matty too fics...she's your writer!
All of @healyswhore I love with my life...always warming my heart with her cuteness 💖
@heralldaylong days ago upload her first fic so go and suport because that's one of the BEST blurbs I've read in all my time here!!
My sweet @insidemymind19 all of her works...but check her instagram aus that are sooooo good! (send her ideas too haha)
@64yrsold another writer I admire here...I need to keep reading her new fic but I've only heard great words about it (and a lot of feelings haha)
@sheswayyout milk is a must read!!!
'Then Because She Goes' by @3terna15unshin3 i haven't read it yet...but it's in my list, because that fics looks so promising!!!
@definedbydaylight has an instagram au fic and a series both Matty x reader *chef's kiss*
All of @the1975attheirverybest fics gave me A LOT of support and reassurance during hard times...and also, not reading related but she created an amazing place to chat here (fuck u to all of the haters) so if you need/want a place to chat about other stuff definitely go there!!
'Does she take care of you or could I easily fill her shoes?' by @dontfall-inlove-withthe-moment pain...but amazing perfection!!
'Petrichor' by the amaaaazing @cryley is on my list too...one of the sweetes mutuals here so absolutely rec!
@cowboylor works are another must...I can't write my thoughts about them because not appropriated but 🥵🥵🥵 I still think about a pair of them constantly haha
I feel im repeating words, but trully EVEEEEERYTHING @justlikemebutsixfootthree wrote its something you NEED you MUST read!!
Andddd I will end with a last recommendation, with one writer I admire with all my heart and fell in love with 'love it if we made it' universe since the first time my eyes read all the beautiful parts she wrote...so read @imightgetbetter works, i beg you!!!!
Hope this helps haha...If i remember any other fic/writer I'll add it to this. To anyone that I forget to add know that the only reason behind is my bad slept mind not remembering names and stuff 😅😅 I repeat anon, the writing level this fandom has is absolutely magnificent so any work you find would be a great option to start reading :)))
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Now whenever people search Jungkook's fan songs guess who would be recommended 😌 🙃
Hybe is a marketing genius bravo!
So bent on keeping jikook together in spite of the insurmountable hate.
Keeping Jungkook in Jimins meta data and Jimin in Jungkook's. The universe must have divined them 🤭
If they tag GCF Tokyo in Jimins meta data it's game over for haters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hey I love your writing! You come up with amazing concepts and scenarios! I think your 21 Days was the first NaruHina AU I ever read and I was HOOKED!!! I was wondering if you're planning to update that story? It's okay if not I'm just being nosy lol. Anywho I look forward to reading more of your writing! it's always fun reading your stories💕💕💕
Hii! ☺️ Awww, thank you so much!! 🥹💕 It makes me so happy to have my ideas validated, heehee. 🤭 I'm so glad you enjoy them!!
So, for a little while now, I had lost interest in it, and wasn't sure if I was gonna revisit it or not. But I was just asked about this fic recently in Discord and I also remembered the unresolved subplot involving Neji I had planned, ironically thanks to some no-life Hinata-hater on here tumblr, and the amount of angst that subplot is gonna bring. 🤭 So my interest has been renewed, yay!
But I can't bring myself to raise it high on my priority list just yet. 🥲 I have AWY, Work Friends, Idle Hands reboot, Stepdaddy!Naruto DILF fic, Narutoland... and I'm kinda looking at finally editing Runner's High and starting it again...🫠 It's a looooot. 😅 I want to update each of these at least once within the next three months if I'm lucky. 😭 After that, not sure which ones will be my regular focus. I'd like AWY and Idle Hands to for sure be up there tho. I guess Work Friends and Runner's High after that. DILF fic and Narutoland... 🤔
And I'm kinda starting something new that I'll try to keep a one-shot. Shhhh! 🤫
Yeah, that's what my focus is looking like rn. 😅
Thank you so much for the ask! 💕💕💕
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Sharing my thoughts for Bridgerton season 3 cause I’m a hater
spoilers obviously i guess?
Disclaimer: i have not read the books but I have enjoyed both previous seasons more
Things I didn’t like (there’ll be things I liked too we just need to get this out of the way):
They tried to swamp in SO MANY side plots that I kinda lost the fact that this was Penelope and Colin’s love story?
Benedict and that random woman? I mean okay she’s cool but I guess it was unnecessary. Like it didn’t add anything to the plot, it would’ve been more interesting to see more about his artistic career but no, we have to see that he’s a rake (like every single Bridgerton man lol)
Colin’s Littlefinger moment? (You know what I’m talking about corporate can’t find the difference between them, they’re the same picture) wtf
WAY too few moments with my baddies Lady Danbury and Queen Charlotte
I just didn’t feel the chemistry between Pen and Colin, sue me.
Colin didn’t grovel enough. You can’t change my mind
Also Colin’s personality is… nonexistent? Like yeah did he get hotter? But did he have any distinguishable traits that weren’t “i have studied abroad and now I think I’m cooler than everyone”, “i’m such a rake lol” or “wow was Pen always this pretty?”
I didn’t feel the VIBES with them I’m sorry Colin could’ve done better😭
The WINK (deserves jail time)
The balloon scene was goofy AF. My girl had 5-8 business days to run away but she just stood there like 👁️👄👁️
Lord Debling nature guy just slipping down to her and spooning her like what’s that gonna do? Bro had 1 braincell and it was focused on those endangered birds
Colin and friends ™️ leaving everything behind to stop the balloon from taking off, then 5 seconds later balloon guy just levitating away as if nothing had happened? xdd
I’m all for Violet finding happiness but idk that guy just seemed random. Also something’s definitely off — other than him being a rake — cause Lady Danbury does NOT like him
The fact that it’s two parts ugh
Queerbaiting at its finest when we know they’re going to keep the book couples…
Things I liked (finally)
Penelope!! She’s so beautiful
Queen Charlotte’s wigs? Otherwordly
Francesca and her guy? My introvert babies
Anthony and Kate omg
The Featherington sisters were so funny actually. Like I didn’t like them before but they made this whole season better
Snow on the beach and Pitbull is the combo we didn’t know we needed in the bridgerton soundtrack
The fact that *the dream* was Colin’s and not Pen’s 🥹
Cressida and Eloise!! Most likely nothing will happen but I am here for the barest hint of sapphics
I also like Cressida’s redemption arc. She was an awful person but everyone deserves second chances and I think her friendship with Eloise is truly helping her become a better person. It was nice to see her side too, her conflicts about life as a woman and her issues with her parents. She’s still not an overly “positive” or “supporting” character, but I believe she’s on the way. I’d jump out of my window in happiness if something more than friendship happened with her and El🤭
All in all, part 1 so far was disappointing in my opinion. I am eagerly awaiting part 2, hoping it’ll make up for it and not let me down. I hope the Lady Whistledown reveal won’t be downplayed and Colin won’t be like “oh you’re Lady W? Whatever no worries idc” (although idk how it happens in the book)
What are your thoughts? Theories?
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#colin x penelope#bridgerton netflix#bridgerton rewatch#bridgerton season 3 thoughts#eloise x cressida
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https://twitter.com/d_ktaekook1/status/1701933380403933617?t=PlukkgEtC5sp1-MRra2Trg&s=19
crying at the fact that tkkrs keep referring to eunwoo as jungkook. cause according to this tweet, apparently tae and eunwoo share clothes! euntae is real i guess
I am blocked anon. But I am laughing with you. They have nothing so they have to make shit up. I revel in their misery. It legit makes my day to see them suffer. I mean take this one for example;
Last I checked, JK was being the perfect boyfriend for being quiet during V's activities. But now that he has his own shit to take care of he's being disruptive to V's solo era?? These narratives always changing 😂😂😂 they are going through it on the daily these roaches
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Do u think JK doesn't see V online? Do you think he doesn't know V talks about him? Now I honestly believe that Taekook are perfectly fine and doing okay, but JK is just about done entertaining the vermin. If he's not offering to go to Jimin's place while naked, he is commenting under a Tiktok Jimin did. Do u think he didn't see and watch V's? Of course he did. But he chose not to comment under it. He sees V's comments on weverse but only replies to Jimin's. He commented under a funny Jinkook Tiktok made by a tkkr and then later deleted his comment. 😂 i am pretty sure its because he realised who made that TT. Do I need to remind u the pole dancer that he liked is a Jikooker? Molang too? He he hee
Now for those who lack reading comprehension skills, I'm not bad mouthing Taekook. Like I already mentioned I believe they are fine and love each other and doing just great. I'm saying JK is done with Taekookers. Period. Thats why even they are complaining about their ship being one sided. That V is carrying the ship 😂😂😂
I mean anyone with a brain knows JK has helped and supported V in private, right? Like V told us how JK has been there for his album, right? So it's not true that JK hasn't supported V. He just refuses to show you that shit. Especially when he lurks online and sees how they talk about Jikook and Jimin.
Jimin posted a black and white photo of their naked backs and twitter went wild with the haters going to town on him. And what did JK do? He posts a black and white photo of his naked back. Himself. The naked back that haters got mad at Jimin for posting! And Jikookers are now like "hey antis, you were saying?" 🤭🤭🤭🤭
JK has made is so sooooo clear that Jimin is his priority i feel like there isn't anything more he can do atp.
But not to worry. U want him to be even more clear, there's still time
#he he heee#ask shaz#bts ask#jikook#kookmin#minkook#jimin and jungkook#the vermin#funny#jimin#jungkook#bts#the fuckery#the shade#shade
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You’re such a hater that your white decrepit faves looks like boiled split teabags p*dos huh? Haggard ole Princess Kate w the flabby a** and the “prince” who looks like a bucktooth shoe that don’t even want her? Sad.
Hi Meghan. Are you talking about yourself again? You have to wear so many fake ones (teeth), because your breath be humming. We all see your multiple personalities coming out.
I feel ya, you and your separated broke ass man are nowhere near the gorgeous "Power Couple". After all even the surrogates refused to let you keep the kids, even when you went to Nigeria.
You have NOTHING and YOU ARE NOTHING, but a Yachtie, still opening your legs to Pale, Stale men to get ahead, servicing those people, including Uncle Andy (allegedly) and you tried to bribe him and pretend you were knocked up. But he ghosted you..just like everyone else. Thus you were ragdoll handed ✋️ down to the nephew, and used the same fake story on him. 🤢🤮
You are "Persona Non Grata", wherever you go.
You have to "buy awards" whereas the "Power Couple" give out awards, can fundraise and continously have the back up of us REAL BRITS and AMERICANS, even the REAL Elites, such as Biden, went to go visit the REAL Royal, not the "Rent a Royals". You have to "beg" like the 🐕 you are to bum rìdes and make up lies and 💩; still remaining a joke, on top of that irrelevant. Briefcase #24(6), down in the totem pole; which you are very "familiar with".
Need to get back on your meds again. But I guess PA and the elites stopped your payments. That's why your husband is with the blonde and you keep flicking from man to man.
I will choose the stable "Power Couple" all day, every day cuz you ain't 💩 just a 🤡🤭🤭🤭🤣😂🤣
And lastly you are RIGHT! EVERYONE HATES YOU ROACHEL RAGLAND!! EVERYONE! Hollywierd (Kevin Costner, Gwenyth Paltrow, A listers like Cameron Diaz, even Nachos Wife) HATES YOU!! BRITS HATE YOU!! CANADIANS HATE YOU! Veterans HATE YOU!! Even your own co-workers at Suits, except for Abigail Spencer, who you pay to come out HATES YOU!
You are HATED everywhere you go! NIGERIA, even Colombia, are REJECTING Your BROKE, Lazy Grifting ASS cuz YOU ARE
#meghan markle#roachel Ragland#dumbarton#Meghan Markles multiple personalities#meghan markle is delusional#the fake meghan markle#the broke rachel Ragland#not a power couple meghan markle and harry sussex#Power Couple Prince William and Princess Catherine#lazy grifters
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Hello dearest!
I don't usually write messages because I have weird, shy internet anxiety, but I wanted to make an exception because compliments always motivate me to keep writing and I need u to keep writing so I can finally h*ld Vincent's h*nd!!! 😔😭🤡
This is one of the few IFs where I actually want to romance all ROs!!! Usually, I have a few I really want to romance and the rest I slog through cause completionist tendencies. But you've done a wonderful job of not only making the characters feel very alive and dynamic but also making them all appealing and attractive.
I usually always want to romance the hater because pettiness fuels me but also love angst with a kill them with kindness mc (I WILL H*LD VINCENTS H*ND OR DIE FIGHTING GOD). So, confirmed Vincent-mancer. His art? HIS EYES. HIS LIPS. PRETTY PRIVELEGE IS REAL AND ALL CRIMES ARE EXCUSED (also I really tried going into it being like he's not sad!!! But, as someone who's been in that place, while not an actual war, he definitely comes across as sad in the sense of a weariness at life and that he's struggling to fit back into his skin as pre-trauma Vincent. Artist did a 10/10 job with all the art because THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I CREYYYY)
But the chokehold Hunter has on me? They were gonna be first because their personality is appealing to me both fictional and irl but omg everything I read I HAVE TO HAVE MORE. Like it's moved beyond I'd definitely vibe with this character and look forward to their route to i WANT TO SMOOCH THEIR PRETTY FACE OFF. So now confirmed Hunter-mancer (I actually died on the tattoo snippet on patreon is it a good or bad day to be bi?)
Helios kind of types I'm more of a 50/50 with, but obviously gotta do it for the juicy drama. But all stuff with him has just been so ??!!!???😳😳🫠 like he just leaves me more intrigued. Confirmed Helios-mancer. (The amount of times I'm gonna replay his route to try different things is actually gonna be crazy)
Soarine hot women nuff said. But also just ???!!!?!? I can't even form words. I'm so excited for more scenes with her. Confirmed Soarine-mancer. (Ma'am pls step on me respectfully and not so respectfully)
Fadiya as the official best friend (Hunter you're a bestie too but I feel bad like I'm making u choose between me and Helios :((( ) is usually one I'd keep strictly platonic. I love platonic routes as much as romance and nothing grabs me more than having a best friend character in IFs. BUT SHES SO ADORABLE. I WANNA SMOOSH HER CHEEKS. Also I feel her cause I'm that oblivious too 😭😭😭 I always appreciate ifs having the shy and bold type flirting but I need an oblivious idiot one because I'd be accidentally flirting with her like I do with all my friends without realizing I'm in love with her (and then be unable to speak to her once I realize because flirting? With people that aren't just platonic friends??? That I have feelings for????? Sounds fake). I gotta write the fanfic now (and perhaps share with u once I get over my shyness)
I really am looking forward to the next chapter! I'm so glad I subscribed on patreon too :))) keep up the good work (it also motivates me to cure my depression and post my stuff too)
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This is so sweet, anon 🥺 Thank you for sending me this message!!
I'm so glad all of the ROs are appealing to you! I love them all so much they're all beautiful and have so much to their stories. 🥰
Vincent's pretty privilege is insane lmao so many people folded when they saw him 😭 I guess Vincent's inner sadness seeped through because he's really okay #trust but then I probably have a wildly different definition of okay haha very low standards of living over here. He was also never trauma free lol my man just going through it. 🤭
I understand your love for Hunter!! They are just very... very. The tattoo part is one of my favs too they're so smooth with it like okay you're popular with everyone we get it 🙄 *cries to sleep*
Helios is super interesting to me because of the way he handles things and his mindset like I need to study him under a microscope. His route will definitely fulfill all your desires for drama! 🥳
Soarine hot woman. Real. She can ruin my life any day.
Fadiya is perfection and a gift from the gods because she's just so 🥹🥹 I love her to bits and she's going to be so fun to write.
Thank you for your kind words! I love these kind of messages so you're right hehe. Definitely gave me a boost! 💗
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