#keep me updated!!

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oh yeah so im starting the "curt and owen are burying a body and curt thinks owen is really hot" fic

WHOOOOOOO *EXPLOSION NOISES* LET’S GOOOOOO

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is marketing worth it cuz im a girlie in abm strand abt to graduate soon and lawwdd i dont know what course to take i did NOT plan this far ahead 😭‼️AND HIII IM SO HAPPY TO MAKE U HAPPY I HOPE LIFE IS TREATING U WELL HAVE A GREAT DAY OR NIGHT OR EVENING OR MORNING LOVE YA -🦈

🦈, hey babes. hmm lol it depends! i kinda fell into it, i was actually planning to be a bio major and become a physiatrist or anesthesiologist (which i probably would have done if i realized i had ADHD and dyslexia sooner but didnt know why i was horrible at math not being able to do basic calculations without errors even if i knew and understood the formulas plus couldnt focus lol)

but i took a media class and wanted to be a journalist, then i realized journalism wasnt for me and wanted to do PR, but when i graduated there wasnt alot of PR firms in my city so I had to do advertising/marketing and ive been in there ever since. in hindsight, i wish i was a software engineer. then i wouldnt have to talk to people all day jshskdfjhskdf. i like advertising and marketing because its creative but still apart of business, it does include psychological elements to appeal to your customers (different colors, numbers, etc evoke certain emotional responses). but if you like socializing and are creative but still wanna be in business ad/marketing is a good career. i like socializing but i have a limit as im an introvert so especially earlier in my career i was exhausted everyday afterwork lol.

but theres alot of good perks and companies usually never over hire in marketing so when layoffs come around you are always safe *knock on wood* as unless the company is fr going under for good they are always going to need people strategizing on how to get money through the door.

but unless you truly do love people, work in-house marketing, not an agency. agency life is NOT for the weak on unsocial, you WILL be going out nightly to dinners and happy hours with your clients and have weird ass hours (but i was on set and filmed nationally aired commercials and met a handful of influencers/celebs and had a really awkward encounter with anderson cooper at the this super exclusive gym my company paid for so we could take clients fkjhfkwdjhks).

My advice: take a bit of everything, computer science, media, an actual physical science, history, art, etc and see what you like doing best. I SUCK at numbers due to my dyslexia but I had an amazing accounting teacher in grad school who if I had taken him in undergrad I definitely would have become an accountant, accounting doesnt seem glamorous but is actually really interesting cause you always gonna have the tea on if your company is scamming/embellezelling, etc, khdsjcjksdhckjd. you never know what will interest you so for your general requirements, take everything!

[corrodedparadox]

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[chimaeraonwards]

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

[pokedcheck]

i'm working today so maybe that's a blessing

[memesonnets]

Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

[you-were-meteowrong]

reblog for bigger sample size

[fisheem4mmal]

History repeats itself

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Gaming!

Today's a big day, so I asked them for a special favor to make a basket of char siu bao shaped like Man Chai! Here, wanna have a bite?

You'll know when you try it. The char siu inside is just incredible! This place really has the best dim sum around.

Eh, don't just stick to the buns! There's plenty more dim sum and you should try them all! Hey, Boss, add another plate of greens, thanks!

Dim sum is meant to be enjoyed slowly, you know, so you've got time to chat with friends. Oh right, how have you been lately? Got any new stories to share with me?

[horreurscopes]

dude your intricate ritual just fucking bit me

[elizabeths-storytime]

Hey Have you also been thinking about Tiger, Tiger by @pepurika non-stop? Great! I've made a playlist because that is what happens when characters live rent free in my brain

[bumfuzzled-bee]

Frens !!

[hellsitegenetics]

Behold! I, in my boredom and neurodivergence, have taken the organism archive (Faithfully updated by me) and converted it into a very messy genome!

6 pages of A, C, G and T! What could result when BLASTing this?

String identified: (all that)

Closest match: Napeogenes sylphis genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Clearwing Butterfly

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[kayleerowena]

horror barbies legally distinct pink-themed horror dolls available now from your local t-shirt store!

[unpretty]

this has a very good summary of everything that's been going on with wordpress if you haven't been keeping up with it, i'm going to copy/paste the list of Goings On from the table of contents to give you an idea:

I’m sorry, what happened?

Automattic approaches WP Engine to offer a “license”

Matt’s rejected, so he tries new strategies

Wait—what’s Matt’s actual deal? Why is he doing this?

Matt claims WP Engine is misrepresenting itself

Matt claims WP Engine is selling a “cheap knock-off” of WordPress

Matt says WP Engine doesn't give back enough

An aside on motivations and justifications

The WordCamp US fallout and Matt’s abuse of power

WP Engine’s reaction

Matt melts down

Matt goes nuclear

Updates: everything that’s happened since October 1st

Matt talks taking over WP Engine

Automattic releases the terms sheet, which kinda backfires

WP Engine files suit against Matt and Automattic

Matt offers buyouts to Automattic employees

159 Automattic employees take the buyout; Matt hires a famous lawyer who's a horrible human

Matt gleefully exposes a vulnerability in ACF, but prevents WPE from fixing it

Matt adds a vague anti-WP Engine checkbox to WordPress.org, but fails to clarify why, all while playing the victim

Matt commandeers ACF, using WordPress.org to steal a competitor's product

Previous lawsuits against Matt come to light

Matt responds to the 'other lawsuits'

Matt wars against dissenters with second buyout offer; threatens employees who speak out; intercepts employees' emails

WP Engine files an injunction to regain access to WordPress.org

[dilfslayer1080p]

Shoving pipes up Benreys ass again sorry