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You know, when i say i like "Problematic women" in fiction i don't mean, like, oh she's a bit mean but actually has a heart of gold, im talking about Cersei Lannister. When ever she does anything i cheer and clap and throw my hat in the air.
#i CANNOT fix her your honor#and i dont want to#keep going ma'am!#I wanna see what she could possibly fuck up next#it'll be soooo funny#i just know it
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"Auggie, how do you get stitched up and refreshed?" "I am going to go over to Arlo’s house."
#critical role#candela obscura#ygifs#arlo x auggie#no but they literally are insane for this .....................#arlo: i'm even less able to talk to people now.. | also arlo: auggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#he literally could've asked her out and she wouldve said yes right there she literally said of course auggie and after we're going on a date#suit shopping montage of auggie just mumbling how the dagnabbit and arlo straightening his collar for him and he's not BLUSHING#ep3 starts and arlo's like no we've literally been dating for months now and auggie still has no idea he keeps calling me ma'am#charlotte's like so I hear you're in a relationship with ms. black and auggie is like you mean the pact?? ? and she stares at the camera#arlo gets this little lapel pin for his new suit and howard takes 1 look at it like.. so.. auggie.. and auggie's like don't I look spiffy!#if his suit ends up being purple I'm eating a bar of soap#everytime arlo unnecessarily uses auggie's name a little synapse in my head zaps
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Hey there! Do you perhaps have more Tempest and AJ stuff? Maybe some headcannons? You've planted worms into my brain
But wait, theres more!!
#basically the story goes#after the visit to the kirin village#aj kept in touch with autumn through letters and their romance slowly began to develop#after a while autumn came to ponyville because she never really ended up reacclimating to her village#and she wanted to learn more about ponies#applejack invited her to stay at the farm and things progressed from there#for aj and tempest#after the events of the movie twilight still wanted to keep an eye on tempest#and tempest still had a lot of anger for the way she had been treated by the world#so twi was like “hey aj do you want to help her work through her lingering rage through exercise and manual labor”#and aj was like “YES MA'AM I'LL TAKE THE HOT CHICK”#and proceeded to flirt with her for the entire time she was required to be on the farm#and then once her time was up tempest was like “you know... i could stay-”#and there ya go#tempest and autumn werent dating at first but that changed after a few months#art#digital art#mlp#fanart#mlp g4#mlp fanart#my little pony#mlp tempest shadow#tempest shadow#mlp tempest#tempestjack#autumnjack#tempestblaze#?#if tempestjack is a rare ship that one us even rarer
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how could I forget my other big 2023 achievement this year: learning how to actually braid my own hair and extensions
first time in June vs. fifth time in November
probably the craziest part was the fact the first time took me a whole weekend but I eventually got the process down to 11 hours
#Also it saves me so much money I'm so broke I couldn't keep going to hairdressers I had to cut out the middle ma'am#it me
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#supergirl#supergirledit#kara danvers#dcladies#dvtvladies#tvedit#tvgifs#my gifs#*sggif#no thoughts brain completely empty#ma'am this outfit has as much power as the suit#not me thinking about lena softly fixing her collar with one hand and the other prominently placed on the opposite shoulder#all night lena keeps thinking about much she wants to slowly unbutton kara's shirt#and the belt shortly after#these tags are going places
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Every time I see Miraculous Ladybug trending I love to play "Is Miraculous Ladybug trending because they aired a new episode out of the blue or is it trending because buggachat posted a new comic"
#this time it's partially because of the hello kitty poll but you know what i mean#miraculous ladybug#ladybug#buggachat#all the respect to the power you wield ma'am you keep me going between seasons and episodes#nym's posts
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On a different note: the paperwork finally came in for the new collection I talked about the other week — between a pilot and an Air Force nurse. We're potentially waiting on a photo album, and I've got a bigger collection that I'm currently working on but honestly, it's always nice to unfold letters as a break from working on something more thought-intensive like a catalog record.
There are about 300 letters, organized chronologically by the couple's daughter, plus some extra materials like an oral history and some photographs. I've had the experience a few times now, but there's a very particular place in my heart that lights up when I see a bundle of striped airmail envelopes held together by string or ribbon.
These things — this correspondence, her parents' wedding photograph, a handwritten recollection written by her father about his experiences piloting a B-24 and of meeting and marrying her mother — I feel very lucky and very honored that families trust us with their most precious, priceless things.
#i promise i'll keep my hands clean and dry ma'am:')#shoshi.txt#i ....need a work tag probably#i just have a lot of feelings.jpg#only took a super-quick look at these this afternoon. going to un-bundle on thursday.#also. lest you think i am getting too maudlin.#i will be talking to our conservation librarian about the smudgy marker on the back of all the photos:) can't win 'em all.
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So, I've been playing phasmophobia with a friend of mine, and "playing" is a loose term really. My controls do not work well since I don't even OWN a computer mouse (and the live ones object to being plugged in), so I'm mostly good for dying if I go into the houses much.
But what I AM good at is standing outside of the house fetching items and throwing them over the threshold for her so she doesn't have to walk to the truck. I'm also good at monitoring things inside the truck, and watching the door to alert her when the ghost is hunting if she's where she can't tell, as well as when it's over so she can come out. I can also look up stuff online if we have questions, without her having to stop paying attention to the dangerous ghosts.
And, importantly, if we load the game under my name, it doesn't matter if she dies. She doesn't lose any items, because it's my load. We can still make a guess and go home safely.
She's taken, lately, to finding random objects to hand back to me. I take screen shots when she does this, and name them things that seem logical at 10pm in the dark, but by the light of day are less so when I don't remember putting them there. These are titled "Potato Face" and "Dogframe" respectively.
#I thoroughly enjoy playing like this#and would happily play like this with others if you want to try#very low stakes and fun to have company#I'm VERY sad I can't keep my collected items#but I supposed it would just be theft#and it's not like you can get paid in potato#though that would be cool#I think if I was ghost hunting IRL I would be like#Ma'am we did manage to rid your house of the ghost but#we've trapped it in this potato#so I'm going to have to take it with me ok?#and she would be like yes that's fine#and then I would steal her potato#phasmophobia
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I don't think Kaido's mom is the devil incarnate or anything, objectively she's very concerned about her children's futures and wants them to have the best chances possible, which is fair considering how tough getting into a good university is in Japan.
On the other hand, being like "I'm worried about this specific kid of mine because he's a way slower learner than his siblings, how do I make him be good like your kid?" is a huge punch to the gut when it comes to knowing your parent thinks that way about you.
Also, not wanting your kid to associate with anybody who isn't skillful or talented is... not great either. Like Shun struggles socially in the first place and that kind of thing is NOT doing him any favors since he evidently didn't have friends at all before Saiki and Nendo, and he expected that she wouldn't approve of them.
#shaking her by the shoulders. ma'am. you're not helping. i can tell you what will happen in the future if you keep this going#MA'AM LISTEN TO ME#tdlosk#kaido shun
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Apparently, Jerrica withheld her pregnancy from all of her siblings, except Dayana. She fell out with Marguerite a while back and they have a difficult family dynamic, Trace has been busy with work (and traveling) plus he doesn't have the energy to hear them bicker whenever they link up, so that just leaves Dayana. Now Day's been pretty distant herself (but they catch up via chatty family call a few times a month).
This pregnancy was unexpected and not ideal, since Pierre was briefly separated from his wife during the time she conceived (but now him and his wife are back together)😩 That's going to be an interesting conversation for him to have with his wife seeing that they're finally seeing eye to eye again. To add onto the chaos, their teenage twins (yes, you read that correctly; Jerrica and Pierre have another set of twins [teenagers] because they got pregnant while in high school) are preparing to start their first year of high school. GIRL! The Webbers are so dysfunctional, chaotic, and messy (Trace is my only hope at this point!); all of them damn near have the difficult family dynamic with one another and they can't seem to have a family get together without them fussin & shit.
They weren't able to throw her a baby shower, so they'll have to wait until after the babies are born for all that. Which doesn't bother J at all because she really didn't want one anyway. All these damn babies in this save bout to drive me up a wall...I still need to age up Mekhi & Ashanti's baby, Mercedes needs her pregnancy unpaused, Aura needs to take a pregnancy test, and Monet needs to be released from the vice grip Melo has her coochie in! LAWD!
#astoldbychae random gameplay#this save is moving at the speed of light#im just tryna keep up#immediately after this pic was taken Jerrica threw a drink at Marguerite#before she flew off like a bat#Imma need miss ma'am to sit her pregnant ass down#I also learned Jerrica is Mean...#and Marguerite is Evil#like girl...WTF was going on in the Webber household growing up#cause why ya'll beefin!?
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Elizabeth Marvel as Rita Calhoun in Law and Order: SVU | 17×12: A Misunderstanding
#rita calhoun#elizabeth marvel#law and order svu#svu#svuedit#svugifs#lawandorderedit#tvedit#law and order: svu#svu s17#I like it when they lick their lips#giffing it is my specialty tbh#also MA'AM that hand is downright sinful#it gives me gay unholy thoughts#also i'm once again thanking all of you for the 500+ followers#i'll try and keep a more regular posting schedule#now that my hyperfixation with Melissa is *less bad* i can go back to my other lovely lovely milfs#my gifs#notsosecretlyalesbian
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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'why did you do this?' 'there's someone i have to protect in my heart.' LEE HAE F*CKING RYEON WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
#tv: the worst of evil#the worst of evil#ji chang wook#bibi#kdrama#local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#that's what he told her when she asked him why he did these things after the hallway bloodbath and now she is saying it#after her own. they have come this far and she knows everything about him that she does not wish to and she loves him and she#kills for him. he has let her go so she must let him go too when i tell you i lost it#like ma'am ty for your service in disposing of f*ckass detective but did you have to wreck me like that#half an hour left you're telling me i'm just going to keep getting steamrolled from here#there's no way Seung Ho is coming out of this fully intact upstairs. like he will have some sh*t knocked off the shelves fr fr
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listening to my parents rant about how disrespectful and impolite my little cousins are after they visited the last couple days is giving me a lot of insight into their parenting strategies for me and my sister
#the cousins are 5 and 7 so yes there are some manners that should have developed but also#there is not the slightest bit of grace or understanding with my parents here#i mean my mom was ranting about how the 5yo was being disrespectful when she got spooked by one of my dogs#(this dog is bigger than she is btw and she didn't grow up with dogs. he's a sweetheart but it's a reasonable anxiety)#and my mom just keeps going on and on about how 'if she listened to what we told her she wouldn't have gotten scared' and all that#and my dad being like 'they never say 'yes sir's or 'yes ma'am' they just go 'yeah'. there's no respect in the way they answer people'#again. these kids are 5 and 7. saying 'yeah' might be ruder than saying 'yes' but you really want them to use sir and ma'am all the time?#I just. ugh. and they're using me as an example for good behavior in childhood as if I wasn't a ball of anxiety the whole time
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prayer circle that all the characters we haven't seen yet look good too 🙏
#helia..... HELIAAAAAA#listen#if they get rid of just One of the specialists i am gonna be upset#all of them? fine. equal treatment! But Just One??? helia ?? timmy???? no ma'am#iginio said theyre going to balance out the male characters so im hoping that means the specialists are gonna be better in the reboot#like a good mix of Actual Interesting Characters and arm candy#they have the range!!#like more info on their backstories and lives apart from the winx#while not making it all about them#fate had Way too much specialist propaganda imo alhglda#do i remember iginio saying something about a potential comic spinoff for the specialists or did i make that up#ik he said something about the trix but i feel like he slipped the specialists in there too...#hm....#iginio if you can hear me please dont fuck the boys up thanks man#the girls look good!!! keep that up!!! hire a gay man to design the specialists again!!!!!#whoever took helia straight out of a shojo manga bring that person back STAT
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My mom said she doesn't believe I've "ever had a panic attack before" and then said something like "I think what you get are 'anger attacks', not 'panic attacks'" ???? and when I brought up the time I was hospitalized for intense/debilitating panic attacks she said it was because I was "drinking energy drinks" which I wasn't! :'))))
#God I WISH I'd never had a panic attack before hahaha that would be great#also I wonder what she thinks my prescription panic attack meds are for then 🤨#like... they just randomly prescribed those to me for the panic attacks I'm apparently *not* having I guess?? wowza#idk my mom is just difficult sometimes#I even read the symptoms of a panic attack to her out loud and she keeps insisting that what I have are anger attacks#what does 'anger attack' even mean 💀#like uhh maybe rage I guess??#but rage doesn't make me feel like I'm actively dying and cause me to vomit uncontrollably while my heart is beating out of my chest#like#ma'am I do not know what to tell you but you literally have no idea what is going on with me!!#stop trying to act like you know me better than I know myself!#or maybe I will finally snap and have an 'anger attack' towards you after all :)
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