#keeley/jamie/roy

[marssthings]

They are every bisexual person ever.

[honestlydarkprincess]

keeley linking arms with both roy and jamie as they left jamie’s mums house 🥺 my little kjr heart

[bluehairedboyfriend]

Ot3 meme for Jamie/Keeley/Roy

[feigningconvention]

Maybe I read too many "why choose" romance novels, but tbh Keeley deserves 2 boyfriends (minimum)

[svld99]

Look I Ship Roy,Keeley and Jamie as much as the next person. But the look Jamie had when he sees Roy and Keeley in his childhood bedroom, holding hands. He looks like a child who was just told his divorced parents are getting back together . No more having to split my time between the both of them.

[kittythelitter]

Ted Lasso finale AU where most things are the same but we encourage cutting out the toxic people in our beloved characters' lives.

Jamie gets a restraining order against his dad and they never speak again. Maybe his dad gets sober and supports him from afar. But it's both a bad writing decision for Jamie's arc and a bad message* for the show for them to reconcile without at the very least having Jamie's dad make some kind of reparations in the show.

Beard gets away from Jane even if he doesn't want to because she's so fucking bad for him and dating her is self destructive. Maybe Jane pulls some bullshit that requires the club to get a restraining order against her and then Beard has to choose between her and the club and Higgins puts his fucking foot down and insists that if Beard chooses Jane over the club he at the very least talks to Doc Sharon about it first because Higgins loves Beard, everyone at Richmond loves Beard, but if he leaves for Jane he can't come to games or be in their lives which would tear away his whole support system in England and make him entirely dependent on Jane. Which would be really bad for him. And it's not an ultimatum. But legally Beard can't be a part of Richmond if he's with her. Higgins would try to be there for Beard but the Diamond Dogs aren't the Diamond Dogs if one of them can't legally come to Richmond. It's very fraught but Beard hugs Higgins and talks to Doc Sharon and tells Jane that he needs the club more than he needs her and Higgins helps him block and delete her numbers and email and shit when she flips out.

Maybe she does something unhinged and breaks the restraining order and gets arrested. Maybe Beard spends a few nights sleeping at the club to keep himself safe from her. Maybe Higgins puts him up in his house to keep him safe because Jane burned down his fucking apartment.

No matter what, it's important to me that Beard gets away from Jane and Higgins helps him. Because that was such a good storyline that was totally abandoned and it would be a much better message* for the show to have than Jane and Beard getting married without Ted there and having a baby because that's fucking stupid.

As an aside I don't love Rebecca with the random Dutch man. Like I want her to be happy and if he makes her happy more power to her, buuuut it seems less like she likes him and more like she likes the idea of him so maybe instead.

And this is absolutely unhinged but it crawled into my brain and I kind of love it?

Beard and Rebecca have an incredibly ill-advised hookup exactly once right as he breaks up with Jane and she's grieving her friendship with Ted and retroactively like. Maybe I did love Ted romantically? But now it's too late? And like. Whether she did love Ted romantically, or is just grieving and in a culture that values romance over friendship and the power of her feelings are overwhelming her sense is up to interpretation. But either way. She's having big feelings and Beard is the closest thing to Ted she's got and he's having a melt down over Jane so. Exactly 1 hookup that defies every possible odd and they're platonically Co-parenting a child.

Ted loves this kid more than anything and visits way more often because of it, though. To be clear. I agree with Ted going back to the states because this story is an Odyssey and just like Dorothy no matter how much he loves Oz and his friends he needs to return to Kansas. And I could make a whole separate post on that. But anyway. BeardBecca baby that baffles and confuses everyone but somehow works. They're good friends who bond over their baby, their unexpected love of football/Richmond, and their love of Ted and have a very bizarre friendship that involves co-parenting a fucking brilliant chaotic child.

Also. I am a Roy/Keeley/Jamie truther so. I love Keeley choosing herself and I definitely want her to figure out who she is outside of a relationship for a while. But she and the boys eventually start all dating.

*To clarify: normally I'm not one to double down on the message that a show sends unless it's literally something that is educational and/or designed to teach children about their feelings, but Ted Lasso very much tries to teach the average American viewer about healthy ways to process emotions and non-toxic masculinity etc. So the messages it sends about relationships and forgiveness are very much part of the show and its purpose so having these shitty messages kind of undermines the purpose.

[tedlassoblog]

I know i’m like three weeks late but i’m just watching episode 12 and like

when Keeley said “you need my help with Jaimie? 🥺”

i like

came in my pants but emotionally

[poemega]

Today is the day. How are we feeling about the end of ted lasso?

[badpoetryboi]

keeley/jamie/roy is canon and you can rip that from my cold, dead hands

[purgatorybfs]

i guess girlboss keeley chooses neither but girlloss she could have both :///

[wikiangela]

"I want you to know I'm proud of you" ROY KENT WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CRY 😭😭😭

their friendship means everything to me fr

(also, God, Jamie's accent 🥵)

aaand the Keeley talk.... 🙄

"I just hope none of that shit ever gets in the way of our friendship" shut up I can't handle this

okay, loved those two lines, and the beginning of that scene, but I don't need anything else from it, pls I'm so over love triangles 😭

and I hate that we're back to this rival dynamic with them 🙄

can't they both just date her lmao or better yet, just all date each other 😂

[lochneassamonster]

I’m just saying it would be neat if Jamie Tartt and Roy Kent explored each others bodies a little . . .  for science 

[quotesbutincorrect]

Roy: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Keeley without them noticing? Jamie : Hey, Keeley, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Keeley: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Roy: ...

[hey-sparcs]

Heyooo sorry to ask like a complete idiot but do you know when exactly the ted lasso finale airs? Google told me three different times and I'm losing my mind 😥

EDIT #2: comments helpfully let us know it’s 9pm PST. Thank you!

Don’t be sorry! I don’t use apple tv so I have to wait some time after it airs to watch it, so i may be incorrect. I think it airs 12am eastern standard time. Can anyone who sees this correct me if i’m wrong?

[birds-nest-trinkets]

sooooo this playlist i made in a fever dream months ago and yeah... i have rediscovered it between my 50+ other playlists and decided its a banger

tried to really capture the dynamic of jamie/keeley/roy whilst also capturing the dynamic between each pairing and also them individually.

this is how i dealt with the ted lasso brainrot whilst waiting for the fandom to recover from the finale; here is breadcrumbs to fuel you!