HE'S JUST A SAD LITTLE GUY ~ once i go back to therapy its over for you hoes ~ promise me you will always be shining like this ~ they/them
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marvin going “why is he always here?” about mendel like mf you’re divorced why are YOU always here
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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them
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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
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what if she was called chappel loam and she was composed of rich crumbly soil
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me
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