#kealakekua

[dragonnarrative-writes]

Slasher Ghost was a weird history kid. So for Valentine's Day he gets you a bouquet of roses and a book on Hawaiian history.

[konaboyshawaiioceantours]

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[bestsurfpodcasts]

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[beagleboysinc]

mānoa chocolate so good i wanna eat this stuff forever and ever and ever

[astraphel]

On this day in 1779, Captain James Cook was rightfully killed in Kealakekua Bay after attempting to kidnap Kalaniʻōpuʻu, the Ruling Chief (aliʻi nui) of the Kingdom of Hawaii.

[annasinthewalls]

the lyrics to fare well are objectively funny, and now I can't stop

like raspberries left in the fridge kinda wouldn't fare well

like James Cook in Kealakekua Bay kinda wouldn't fare well

like non-virgins in a horror movie kinda wouldn't fare well

[beemovieerotica]

do you think Jones and the Dutchman crew celebrate cook's death anniversary every year?

they seam like the kinds of fellas to happily get sloshed over that. yearly "fuck yeah the people of Kealakekua Bay killed that bitch" day

(also happy cook deathiversary!!)

I think they use any and every opportunity to get sloshed tbh and with how long they've been alive, they have at least 1 occasion per week to bring up to justify it to the captain 😭

also I cant believe I'm just realizing this but Cook's first ship was the HMS Endeavour and I feel that it's not a coincidence that the screenwriters chose to name Beckett's ship that and then blow it up. top notch

[yogadaily]

(Book a 5 Day The Reset: Personal Nature Wellness Retreat with Yoga in Kealakekua, Hawaii  || Curated with love by yogadaily) 

[spacefinch]

I went snorkeling and kayaking in Kealakekua Bay!!!! It’s AMAZING there!

You have to paddle out a little ways to get to the designated not wavy, okay to snorkel in water, but it is worth it. I saw lots of cool fish there:

Mostly yellow tangs, but there were also lots of butterflyfish, parrotfish, and surgeonfish. I even saw a moray eel! In addition to the fish, there were also lots of sea urchins. I was careful not to touch them!

After I had my fill of swimming, it was time to head back. But the wildlife watching didn’t stop there! I saw a whole colony of white-tailed tropicbirds near the cliffs, and one frigate bird. But the best part was seeing a pod of spinner dolphins! They swam right near my family and I, and demonstrated their aquatic acrobatic skills. One of them was even carrying a piece of seaweed or something, presumably as a toy. 

The marine biology nerd in me was beyond excited to see all these animals. Half the time I was reciting fun facts I’d learned from Octonauts and my encyclopedias, and the rest of the time I was just going: 😮

Look at them!!!! Spinner dolphins!!! Fascinating!!!!!!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Kealakekua day

[eowyn7023]

Rules: Tag 10 People You Want To Know Better

Thank you, @somebird and @pursuitseternal for tagging me!  

Relationship status: long-term partner.

Favorite color: blue, or green.  It sloshes back and forth.

Song stuck in my head: Hold onto my fur by the Kiffness

Last song I listened to: “You Know You’re Right” by Nirvana 

Three favorite foods: saag paneer, vegetable korma, bengan bharta

Last thing I googled: map of Middle Earth 

Dream trip: anywhere with a tropical white sand beach and great snorkeling.  My favorite snorkeling spot is Kealakekua Bay on the island of Hawaii.  My favorite white sand beach is Ala Moana on the island of Oahu.  If only I could teleport back and forth between the two, while teleport-commuting to either from someplace I can afford to live.

Tag — you’re it!

@hazelmaines @dwarveslikeshinythings @meohme-thedorklord @honeyfarts666  @rwarrasaurus @rebelrebelwrites @lazymeriadoc @astro-gnome-gnome @thetempleofthemasaigoddess @bluestaratsunrise

[herederosdelkaos]

Arte y literatura : Dos poemas subversivos de la autora neozelandesa Tusiata Avia

Perros salvajes bajo mi falda

Quiero tatuar mis piernas.

No de azul o de verde,

sino de negro.

Quiero sentarme frente al tufuga (1)

y saber que él desea mi dolor.

Quiero que saque su cincel

y su martillo

y golpee mis muslos,

su entera circunferencia

como si caminara alrededor del mundo

como si remara por todo el Pacífico en un tronco

sabiendo que una vez que te has soltado

y montado los perros a bordo

ya no hay vuelta atrás, Bingo (2).

Quiero mis piernas tan filosas como dientes de perro

perros salvajes

perros salvajes de Samoa

del tipo sarnoso que muerden a extraños.

Quiero mis piernas como pulpos,

pulpos negros

que cazan ratas y se las comen (3).

Incluso quiero mis piernas como ciempiés -

los negros

que pican y producen hinchazón por semanas.

Y cuando haya terminado,

quiero que el tufuga

se relaje y sepa que mis piernas no son suyas -

que nunca lo fueron

Quiero asustar a mis amantes,

que se sienten frente a mí

y suspiren.

1. tufuga: tatuador tradicional samoano

2. Bingo: nombre popular para un perro en Samoa

3. Se refiere a la leyenda samoana: La rata engaña al pulpo para que la lleve sobre su lomo, de isla en isla, y luego defeca sobre el pulpo. El pulpo se enfada permanentemente con la rata y busca venganza.

250 aniversario de la llegada de James Cook a Nueva Zelanda

Oye James,

sí, tú,

con peluca blanca

en ese gran Endeavour (1)

navegando el agua, azul, azul,

como un gran imbécil

JÓDETE, PERRA.

James,

escuché que alguien

metió un cuchillo

directo en el hueco entre

tus costillas blancas

en la bahía de Kealakekua (2).

Voy a ir allí

a celebrar un gran Makahiki luau (3)

cocinar un cerdo blanco

y dárselo de comer a los perros

y JODERTE, PERRA.

Oye James,

somos nosotros.

Estos días

conducimos

camionetas

buscándote

o a hombres blancos como tú

que podrían ser ladrones

o violadores

o secuestradores

o asesinos

sí, o cualquiera de tus descendientes

o cualquiera de tus encarnaciones

porque ¿sabes qué,

perra?

Vamos a JODERTE.

Esta noche, James,

soy yo

Lani, Danielle

y un coche lleno de chicas morenas

te encontraremos

en la esquina

de la comisaría de Justicia.

Agarraste a otra mujer

con una llave de cabeza

y yo tengo el cuchillo de caza

cuchillo de caza de cerdos

en mi puño

y vamos por ti

navegando por ahí

en tu Resolución (4)

tu Amistad (5)

tu Descubrimiento (6)

y tu jodido Amorlibre (7).

Vigila tus costillas, James

porque, voy a venir con

Kalaniōpu'u (8)

Kānekapōlei (9)

Kana'ina (10)

Keawe'ōpala (11)

Kūka'ilimoku (12)

que es un dios

y Nua'a (13)

que es un rey con cuchillo.

Y entonces

James,

luego

vamos a

JÓDER

TE.

PARA.

SIEMPRE

PERRA.

1. Endeavour: nombre del barco que capitaneaba Cook cuando llegó a Nueva Zelanda

2. Bahía de Kealakekua: lugar donde Cook fue asesinado

3. Makahiki: Fiesta de celebración del año nuevo hawaiano

4.5.6.7. Nombres de los barcos que Cook capitaneó o en los que trabajó

8-13. Nombres de los hawaianos que participaron en la muerte de Cook. Cook fue asesinado en Hawai por hawaianos, tras intentar secuestrar a su jefe gobernante, Kalani'o'pu'u.

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Photo: The Spinoff

[waitingforgodotyaoi]

From Tusiata Avia's 2021 book The Savage Coloniser, "250th Anniversary of James Cook's Arrival in New Zealand"

Hey James,

yeah, you

in the white wig

in that big Endeavour

sailing the blue, blue water

like a big arsehole

FUCK YOU, BITCH.

James,

I heard someone

shoved a knife

right up

into the gap between

your white ribs

at Kealakekua Bay.

I’m gonna go there

make a big Makahiki luau

cook a white pig

feed it to the dogs

and FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.

Hey James,

it’s us.

These days

we’re driving round

in SUVs

looking for ya

or white men like you

who might be thieves

or rapists

or kidnappers

or murderers

yeah, or any of your descendants

or any of your incarnations

cos, you know

ay, bitch?

We’re gonna FUCK YOU UP.

Tonight, James,

it’s me

Lani, Danielle

and a car full of brown girls

we find you

on the corner

of the Justice Precinct.

You’ve got another woman

in a headlock

and I’ve got my father’s

pig-hunting knife

in my fist

and we’re coming to get you

sailing round

in your Resolution

your Friendship

your Discovery

and your fucking Freelove.

Watch your ribs, James

cos, I’m coming with

Kalaniōpu‘u

Kānekapōlei

Kana‘ina

Keawe‘ōpala

Kūka‘ilimoku

who is a god

and Nua‘a

who is king with a knife.

And then

James,

then

we’re gonna

FUCK.

YOU.

UP.

FOR.

GOOD.

BITCH.

[rabbitcruiser]

James Cook is killed by Native Hawaiians near Kealakekua on the Island of Hawaii on February 14, 1779.