#kaya jam

[morethansalad]

Vegan Kaya Toast

[secriden]

IS THAT A FUCKING PANDAN KAYA BUN GOD DAMMMIT FADEL YOU COMPLETE SOFTIE I"M-- *scREAMS*

For context, if I'm right, this is one of my favourite indulgences, because kaya is a really rich and caramel-like spread that has hints of coconut and usually if it's green then it also has pandan essence added, which is like the BEST combination and fucking FADEL TOOK LIKE 2 BITES AND THEN GIVE THE REST TO STYLE!!?

Image taken from here.

;A; IT REALLY IS TRUE LOVE!

[buffetlicious]

Sis bought this Kaya Swiss Roll (S$12) from Rich & Good Cake Shop. The long tube of rolled cake is about 12 inches long and wrapped in a piece of plastic. The cake itself is soft and fragrant with a whorl of coconut jam within. Though it tasted good, the price is hard to stomach as it had gone up by at least 100% over the last 6-8 years.

[call-me-copycat]

oh I didn’t know you were a cheese monger!

That I am! Not official yet (need to take the training course), but I've been working as one for about 8/9 months so I've gained a bit of knowledge :⁠-⁠)

This wasn't my dream job or anything, it's really just something I signed up for since I need a way to save for college, but it's a fun job so I don't think I'd want to leave it soon (unfortunately will have to eventually)

To answer your next ask about cheese facts, I have to admit I only really know what to say when people ask me questions about cheese, so I'll try to find random tidbits of what I can remember:

All of our cheese is imported from all over the globe (so we're a pretty expensive shop >⁠.⁠<)

There are certain ways to cut certain cheeses. Like "pie cut" (horizontally), "Cake cut" (circular ones like you'd cut a cake), "mountain cut" (huge triangular ones cut into a specific arrangement for their size, too intricate to describe), "barrel cut" (for cylindrical shaped cheese)

Harder/Longer aged cheeses are easier on the stomachs of lactose intolerant people (as I've learned myself)

There are lots of sweet cheeses (We had a pumpkin spice Bellavitano which was paired with this sweet oat cracker and apricot jam and it tasted similar to cheesecake)

Some of them lose flavor and color the older they get (probably common knowledge, but an example of this would be our Port Salut - It tastes really good and tangy when fresh cut but tastes plain when old, exactly like yogurt)

Mold spores can't penetrate most cheeses, so it's common practice to cut off some small mold bits on the harder cheeses (sounds gross, I know)

Blue cheese can mold. But with the mold you don't want to eat.

There are lots of Bellavitanos. Tons. Garlic and Herb, chili lime, pumpkin spice, bourbon, espresso (covered in ground coffee beans), Merlot (wine soaked), etc. We're still getting new ones currently

Bellavitanos "cry" when you cut them :⁠-⁠( [moisture seeps from small holes and they get slimy fast and I don't like it the slightest]

Real Parmiano Reggiano apparently "tastes a bit like pineapple" (I've tried it, I don't think it does)

Some of our cheeses are comically large. I'm very small and get paid to heft around ~30lb wheels of cheese to cut daily (not all the time - I'm infamous for avoiding them actually)

If you've ever seen those videos where people take a huge half wheel of cheese and scrape off the melted portion onto some food, it's most likely raclette cheese

Tried to think of some more but that's all that came to my mind right now ‎(´-ᴗ-⸝⸝ก) A lot of it wasn't official as I'm still learning a lot, but it's stuff that I've discovered while working there

I do not like the one rule we have where we have to eventually know what all the cheeses taste like, which means whenever we're cutting something and our manager finds out we don't know what it tastes like then we're forced to try a sample (·︿· `)

A lot of the time I do not like it! (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

I hope you're doing well! It's nice hearing from you! (〃´∀`)

[good--merits-accumulated]

homemade pancakes with kaya jam and evaporated milk save me... homemade pancakes with kaya jam and evaporated milk. save me homemade pancakes with kaya jam and evaporated milk

[scottbiffinchef]

Kaya Toast Recipe by Singaporean Chef Scott Biffin

Kaya toast is a beloved Singaporean snack that combines soft, toasted bread with a sweet and creamy coconut jam, traditionally enjoyed with soft-boiled eggs and a cup of coffee or tea. Chef Scott Biffin, a renowned expert in Singaporean cuisine, shares his take on this iconic dish, elevating it with his culinary expertise while staying true to its roots. Whether you are looking to recreate the local café experience at home or try something new, this kaya toast recipe will transport you straight to the heart of Singapore.

Ingredients:

For the Kaya Jam:

4 large eggs

1 cup coconut milk (preferably fresh)

1/2 cup sugar

2 pandan leaves, knotted (available at most Asian supermarkets)

A pinch of salt

For the Toast:

4 slices of thick white bread (local Singaporean bread is ideal)

2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened

For Serving:

Soft-boiled eggs (2 eggs)

Soy sauce (optional, for dipping)

White pepper (optional, for dipping)

Instructions:

1. Making the Kaya Jam:

Begin by preparing the kaya jam, which is the heart of this dish. In a saucepan, combine the coconut milk, sugar, and a pinch of salt. Place the knotted pandan leaves in the mixture and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally.

In a separate bowl, lightly beat the eggs. Slowly add the warm coconut milk mixture into the eggs, whisking constantly to prevent the eggs from curdling.

Transfer the entire mixture back to the saucepan over very low heat, stirring continuously. This is the most crucial part — be patient. Allow it to cook for about 30 minutes or until it thickens to a smooth custard-like consistency.

Remove the pandan leaves, and transfer the kaya jam into a jar. Let it cool before using. The jam should be spreadable and rich, with a beautiful golden-green hue.

2. Preparing the Toast:

While the kaya jam cools, prepare the bread. Lightly toast the slices of bread until they are golden and crisp on the outside, but still soft inside.

Once toasted, spread a generous amount of softened butter on one side of each slice. Be sure to cover the entire surface for a rich, buttery flavor.

3. Boiling the Eggs:

For the perfect soft-boiled eggs, bring a pot of water to a gentle boil. Using a spoon, carefully lower the eggs into the water and let them cook for about 4-5 minutes for a runny yolk. Adjust the time depending on your preference for egg doneness.

Once done, remove the eggs from the water and let them cool slightly before peeling. You can serve them with a dash of soy sauce and a sprinkle of white pepper for added flavor.

4. Assembling the Kaya Toast:

Take one slice of the toasted bread, and spread a generous amount of the homemade kaya jam over the buttered side. Top with another slice of toast to make a sandwich. Slice into halves or quarters for easy serving.

Arrange the kaya toast on a plate alongside the soft-boiled eggs.

5. Serving:

For an authentic Singaporean breakfast experience, serve the kaya toast with a warm cup of kopi (Singaporean coffee) or teh (Singaporean tea). Dip the kaya toast into the soft-boiled eggs for an irresistible blend of textures and flavors.

Final Thoughts:

Chef Scott Biffin kaya toast recipe brings the unique combination of sweet, savory, and creamy flavors to life. Whether it’s for breakfast, a snack, or a special treat, kaya toast offers an authentic taste of Singapore that you can recreate at home. With the richness of the kaya jam, the buttery toast, and the comforting soft-boiled eggs, this recipe is sure to satisfy your cravings for something truly delightful.

Enjoy this iconic dish with your favorite beverage and transport yourself to the bustling streets of Singapore!

[ceritamelayuboleh]

TERLAJAK TERUNA SELEPAS MALAM PERTAMA (VERSI ISTERI)

Sejujurnya i kahwin dengan suami i ni pun sebab dia dan keluarga dia kaya, senang lenang hidup i sikit. I bukannya melayan dia sangat waktu uni. Cuma i berdamping dengan dia sebab dia pandai dan tolong I dalam pelajaran.

Terkejut jugak I bila dia masuk melamar nak kahwin. I rasa geli nak berkahwin dengan dia, mana taknya, lemah lembut sangat, acah alim la kononnya, tak rasa macam dia tu lelaki.

I ingatkan dia akan tinggalkan I lepas tunda urusan perkahwinan sampai I habis grad. Rupa-rupanya, dia jadi makin menjengkelkan. Asyik telefon la, asyik mesej tanya khabar la, kekadang sampai tak tidur nak sembang dengan I.

I pulak bukan melayan sangat pun, i tengok dia macam orang yang telefon nak jual barang. Kekadang i blok je dia, lepas tu bagi alasan bateri fon habis, saja nak main-mainkan dia. Dekat uni, I ni boleh dikatakan terkenal jugak. Fakulti I tak ramai perempuan dan I ni salah satu yang cantik. Tiap-tiap hari boleh nampak pelajar laki curi-curi tengok tetek dan punggung I.

Lagi satu sebab i terkenal adalah sebab i suka melepak dengan pelajar lelaki. I suka apabila mereka curi-curi tengok tubuh, i suka apabila mereka beri perhatian dekat I, I suka disentuh oleh pelajar-pelajar lelaki. Korang nak tahu satu rahsia? Dalam masa i belajar dekat uni, i jarang gila duduk dekat asrama I. Selalunya, I akan duduk di bilik-bilik pelajar lelaki yang I suka. Warden pun bukan periksa pun apa yang jadi dalam asrama lelaki.

Dalam asrama lelaki inilah, I belajar untuk membuli dan merendahkan pelajar-pelajar lelaki skema,acah alim dan lembik. Dengan sokongan kebanyakan pelajar lelaki yang lain, hidup I di uni senang. Kerja kursus I ditangani bebudak skema, waktu peperiksaan banyak saja bebudak laki akan tolong I dalam dewan peperiksaan dan nafsu I jugak dipuaskan bebudak lelaki yang sama.

Pada awalnya, masa suami I telefon, i selalu akan elak panggilan dia. Tetapi atas saranan pelajar lelaki lain, mereka menyuruh i menjawab saja panggilan tersebut dan melayan suami I sambil mereka melayani I. Mereka memberitahu kepuasannya berbeza jika dibandingkan dengan yang biasa.

Memang betul cakap mereka, perasaan klimaks sambil bersembang dengan suamiku memang berbeza. I berasa lebih seronok, I berasa seperti I dapat kepuasan yang I nak sambil mempermainkan suami I. I akan biarkan cipap i dijilat sambil bertelefon dengan suami I, suara dengusan I akan I biarkan suami I mendengar. Si Suami I pulak akan menyangka i dalam kesakitan dan menanya perihal kesihatan I. I pernah bersembang dengan suami I ketika menunggang batang pelajar lain dan juga pernah membuat panggilan video semasa cipap ku disantap oleh pelajar lelaki lain.

Begitulah kehidupan I di uni. I menunggang seberapa banyak batang yang boleh, I memuaskan nafsu diri I setiap hari dengan menggunakan pelajar-pelajar lelaki di sekeliling I. I pernah melayan seorang, dua orang dan beberapa orang sekaligus sewaktu I di uni. Sebab itulah, I berasa kurang seronok ketika ibu bapa I bersetuju untuk mengahwinkan I dengan suami I. I berasa I dikekang dan geli untuk berkahwin dengan dia tapi i masih terima sebab suami i ni kaya.

Sebab itulah sehari sebelum bernikah, I anjurkan "pesta ranjang" di sebuah bilik hotel. I menjemput rakan-rakan lelaki I untuk meraikan perkahwinan I. Hampir 15 rakan lelaki I datang dan kami mulakan sebaik sahaja rakan pertama i muncul. I dihenjut beraneka posisi, dari katil hingga ke ruang tamu hingga ke tandas I tunggang batang. I bermandi peluh dan mani sehingga keesokan paginya. Kekadang I menunggang satu batang, kekadang dua dan paling maksima melayan 5 batang sekaligus(punggung, cipap, mulut dan melancap guna kedua-dua tangan).

I tidak tidur semalaman tersebut, I tidak tahu berapa kali i klimaks dan tidak tahu berapa kali rakan-rakan I memancut ke dalam ku. Perut I berasa kenyang menelan air mani pancutan batang-batang rakan-rakan I . I tidak berhenti sehinggalah beberapa jam sebelum waktu bernikah. Rakan-rakan I tidak membenarkan I untuk mandi dan menyuruh I bersedia untuk bernikah tanpa membersihkan diri. I masih ingat lagi air mani rakan-rakan I menitik membasahi seluar dalam I ketika I sedang bernikah.

Lepas habis bernikah, I pun cuba la berseronok dengan suami I waktu malam tersebut, Tapi korang semua dah tau kan, si suami I tak dapat naik dan I menduakan dia dengan rakan lelaki yang lain. Memang puas I menunggang rakan lelaki I malam itu sambil suami I terpaksa tengok. Lebih puas adalah menyuruh suami I membersihkan cipap I sambil punggung i dihenjut rakan I. Itu adalah malam keseronokan I dan malam dimana suami I kekal teruna selama-lamanya

[kurniawangunadi]

Menarik Diri dari Kehidupan

Akhir-akhir ini merasa lebih tenang, memang masih ada gelisahnya tapi tidak secemas sebelumnya. Mulai merasa nyaman dengan tidak banyak berinteraksi dengan gawai, tidak cek sosial media, dan fokus dengan alam pikiran dan diri. Di tengah-tengah arus setiap orang ingin mengenalkan dirinya ke publik dengan berbagai macam branding. Justru mulai merasa nyaman ketika tidak dikenal siapapun. Proses ini memberikan refleksi yang sangat banyak. Bahkan saat tulisan ini ditulisa di jam 2 pagi, hikmah itu masih belum berhenti mengalir rasanya. Di saat arus kehidupan seolah menuntut kita untuk dikenal dengan ini dan itu, di saat yang sama banyak sekali kehidupan yang berjalan di tempat-tempat yang jauh yang tak kita kenal, di desa, di dalam gang, di tumpukan gedung-gedung, di jalanan, dan lain-lain. Orang-orang yang bekerja untuk kehidupannya, tidak dikenal siapapun, tapi hati mereka dicukupkan dengan ketenangan, mereka tidak takut miskin, mereka tidak dikhawatirkan dengan hujan yang deras diperjalanan karena tidak memiliki mobil, tidak bingung dengan AC yang mati karena mereka memiliki rumah untuk berteduh. Hati mereka dilapangkan dengan rasa cukup. Sementara sebagian kita gelisah dengan gaji yang cukup besar, apakah nanti cukup untuk ini dan itu. Bahkan di alam bawah sadar kita, kita dihantui ketakutan akan kemiskinan dan terus merasa kurang.

Di saat kita berpikir bahwa kita harus terus menerus bekerja untuk bisa menumpuk harta, memiliki uang yang cukup, kemudian nanti bisa memiliki lebih banyak kesempatan dan waktu luang. Ada orang-orang yang ditempat jauh dan tidak kita kenal. Di sebuah desa, di dalam kontakan, di pesisir pantai. Mereka yang memilih jalan untuk mengabdikan dirinya, memilih jalan yang tidak ada gegap gempita dan hitungan uang yang bisa membuat mereka kaya raya seperti tujuan yang sedang ingin kita capai. Mereka memilih jalan untuk mengajarkan ayat-ayat Tuhan di surau-surau yang lapuk, mereka membantu orang-orang yang tidak mereka kenal, dan banyak lainnya.

Di saat kita merasa bahwa kita harus sangat keras dengan diri kita sendiri agar kita bisa mencapai mimpi-mimpi, membuktikan diri ke orang lain yang meremehkan, menunjukkan bahwa kita ada dan layak diperhatikan. Kita lupa bahwa akhirnya tidak ada orang yang lembut dengan diri kita, karena satu-satunya orang yang kita harapkan bisa bersikap lembut ternyata sama kerasnya, ialah diri kita sendiri. Hingga akhirnya diri kita pun menjadi orang yang sama kerasnya ke orang lain, menjadi lingkaran setan yang tak berujung.

Kini kita sama-sama dewasa, melalui jalan yang kita pilih sendiri-sendiri. Tapi, apakah kita mau berpikir sejenak pada apa yang sedang kita jalani? Apakah benar tidak ada hal yang harus dikoreksi? Jika jalan ini sangat menggelisahkan, apakah kita mau menjalaninya seumur hidup? Sepenting apakah tujuanmu sehingga di saat ini, bahkan kamu tidak pernah bersikap lembut ke dirimu sendiri? Apakah kamu yakin bakal ada umur untuk sampai ke tujuanmu? Kapan terakhir kamu berwelas asih sama diri sendiri? Orang yang selama ini hidupnya begitu keras.

[theviolettulip]

Usopp-centric Fic Recs

Here they are, @pinkcrittertomb! I combed through the Usopp-centric tag on Ao3 and picked out (most of the) fics that I personally liked. I was gonna post when I FULLY combed through it, but it's been months and the tag keeps growing (yayy!!) so I'mma just post the 50+ fics I've got rn 😅

If you (or anyone else!) have any you wanna add, feel free to reblog or comments them. Also tagging @wesleysniperking & @thenapmaster cuz I think you'd wanna see this<3

Ducks are Evil by The1WhoReads

One-shot, Modern AU, Math Savvy!Zoro trying (and failing) to tutor Usopp, and Usopp suffering because of it. Humorous, cute, and has Usopp Zoro & Luffy interactions.

Изобретение by Тюша (Tyusha)

One-shot. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's Russian, but it's worth using Google Translate! It's about Usopp in the Chopperman universe, so he's actually Usodabada, and it was honestly very enjoyable and touching and made me want more Chopperman Fanfics...the author also has LOTS of other Usopp-centered works.

The Sheep And The Lion by Corporal_MerryWeather

One-shot, Usopp & Merry & Sunny apparitions. really cute, him being able to see Merry show up as a little goat and later Sunny as a lion.

What makes a person? by Starlight_Adventurer

One-shot, Usopp is a goat mink (his mom's a mink, his dad's human) and he's angsting about his dad. Luffy comforts him<3

You could be my luck by yuukri

One-shot, Modern College AU, basically the East Blue 5 going on a grocery trip at 2 in the morning and it being the BEST slice of life everrr it is just SO. THEM.

Marked by truth by SaltyYagi

Multichapter. Truth Spells/Elixers/whatever are my JAM and here, Usopp is hit by a DF power of this very same ability. TW cuz Usopp is depressed & suicidal (and his crew find out about it)

Bar stories by SaltyYagi

TW sexual assault, multichapter. Usopp almost gets raped in a bar, and then deals with the aftermath. It's VERY well-written, and his reaction to what happened and his feelings I thought were very realistic! His crew, of course, is there for him.

Smoke by Ilkwrdthngsdntjudge

>>Usopp's stuck somewhere, and he can't breathe. He thinks maybe it's the smoke? But then why does his chest hurt?<< Idk what to say, this might be THE best fic on the list, SUPERRR well-written and the 2nd chapter is just so much fuN! 🙂(🫠) (multichapter)

With a 100% Win Rate by Just_Fifi

....you know what, this fic and Smoke might just be tied for best written fic on this list. This one-shot is slice of life CENTRAL!! Ft. Usopp & Kaya and the Usopp Pirates playing games, and Usopp With a (frustrating, for Kaya) 100% Win Rate. VERY enjoyable! (one-shot)

Seed of Doubt by ladykarasu

One-shot, the idea of it is actually DEPRESSING. (pun kinda intended) Perona wanted revenge so she placed a ghostie in Usopp so it continually chips at his resolve and the result is...well, see for yourself!

The Seer by TheMightiestPen

I just LOVE when fics capitalize on Usopp's 'prophecy' skills, and this one takes it to the max! Some horrifying stuff, lots of BEAUTIFUL nakamaship, and the best thing of all is that it's a series and the second fic has been recently posted and is updating frequently!

Deconstructed by LessonsFromMoths

🥲...I think the summary says it all. >>Usopp loves his nakama. Despite his constant fear, protecting them is second nature....apparently, so is dying for them.

In which Usopp dies. Right?<< (minor Kaya/Usopp, multichapter)

Head High by ChijikatotokaShikukute (catoandtonto)

TW bullying: the violent, disgusting, and humilating kind (poor Usopp...). There's also other stuff, I recommend checking the tags first. Ongoing. This fic is INSANE. Modern AU, highschool. Usopp & the crew fought and they haven't made up (kinda like a bad W7 ending) and I would classify this fic as a mystery, specifically to the audience cuz we have no idea what's going then find out more chapter by chapter and it's all VERY interesting. I don't think i'm doing it justice, but trust me bro

The Truth In Our Lies by CaptainJojo

One-shot. This. THIS is all I've ever wanted in 2,239 words. >>Usopp doesn't have eight thousand followers. He doesn't have any real stories. Does he even exist? Does it matter?<< We've got Usopp feeling low, and then the Monster trio confronting him and showing him he's loved GAH IT"S SO GOOD PLZ READ IT!!!!

Calm Inside the Storm by ChijikatotokaShikukute

Ongoing. Usopp's chillin' when he's suddenly greeted with Merry's spirit/ghost, who's there to help him cuz apparently he's DYING and wow, this is a lot, but it's SO good (and unintentially funny XD). Honestly, this author never misses!

Solidarity by deadlysoupy

TW self-harm. One-shot. Why Usopp wears his armbands. (I like this headcanon)

Of faults and care by orphan_account

One-shot, Luffy & Usopp fluff, honestly the sweetest! >>Every week they would gather together, just the two of them. They would share the things they love and compliment each other. They don't actually know where this habit had come from, but they never questioned it.<<

A boy’s savior by SaltyYagi

One-shot. Usopp as a Whitebeard pirate (cool concept) meets confronting Yasopp

First Kisses by auriferousxbee (this one's locked btw)

One-shot. SUPER cute Kaya/Usopp! Their first kiss =P

Usopp's Struggle: A Painful Accident on the Sunny! by UsoppFangirl1

One-shot. (the title & username is honestly perfect, just wanted to say that~) Usopp's ammunition explodes and he's badly hurt. I just LOVE how the crew is very worried about him!

the things only He sees. by arurun

Multichapter, completed. IT"S SO FRICKING HILARIOUS!!! Usopp can see the devil fruits' spirits, and at first it drives him crazy (Gomu is a BRAT) but they all like him and it's just so amusing to see him deal with this and his crewmates thinking he's a bit weird XD

The Greatest Treasure by Pirate_Giraffe

one-shot. Oh my god....this one is one of my favorites, straight up because it is HILARIOUS!!!! STRAIGHT UP CRACK OH MY GOD I FELT LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING XDDD Basically SHs arrive at Laugh Tale and the one piece is revealed...=)

You're Beatifuuul To Meeeeeee by e4679p

one-shot. short, but wholesomeness PERSONIFIED!!! >>After time-skip, Usopp finally thinks he has a chance with Kaya with his new mucled body and tell to his friends but Luffy disagree with him by saying he always had a chace meaning he was always beatiful and didn't need muscles (Off course Luffy is right)<<

Personally Confused by Ilkwrdthngsdntjudge

one-shot. >>An untold story of Usopp developing Dissociative Personality Disorder.<< I think it's very interesting! Would've loved if it was longer...

Name-calling, and it's side effects by Ilkwrdthngsdntjudge

one-shot. The crew start to notice Usopp's weird powers. Wonder where those came from...

Blood Bath by Ilkwrdthngsdntjudge

one-shot. You know what, at this point I just recommend checking out the writer, all their OP fics are centered around Usopp! This one is one of the...angstier ones. =( >>In which the Strawhats are captured, and Usopp makes a deal with their captors for his crew's safety and freedom.<<

Where do I actually belong? by Haiiro_lolz

One-shot. Usopp thinking about his nakama. The vibes here are interesting--him loving and admiring his family but then kinda putting himself down.

Rocking of the Waves by sinelanguage

One-shot. This fic is like a warm hug, or a balm to your soul. ILY USOPP YOURE SUCH A SWEETHEART!!! (Usopp & Crew stuff)

Pathfinding by sinelanguage

One-shot. Zoro & Usopp GOODNESS!!! I read this a while back and I LOVE IT, both are stuck in a marine base and Usopp has to remotely guide Zoro to where he is before the base explodes. Very nice stuff👍

strongest soldier by Nianinn

TW Self-harm, one-shot. ZORO & USOPP CONTENT LE'S GOOO!!! Also a sprinkle of Robin & Choppah looking out for Usopp ;)

Hard of hearing or hardly working? by SaltyYagi

One-shot, Usopp becomes Hard of Hearing after his stay at Boin, and his fam, of course, supports him (and learns a bit of ASL =)

The confrontation by Jazmin_Dreemur

One-shot, what if Luffy & Usopp met and spoke before the crew set sail? The writing is a bit wonky cuz I think it was translated but it's still a nice read and I think there should be more fics with this idea.

Scars you (don't) have to hide by TushaMG

TW self-harm, one-shot. 🥹Sanji & Usopp bonding cuz of their scars. Well-written.

An Attempt at Atonement by redriotinggg

One-shot. >>Usopp apologizes for abandoning his crew.<< Emotional, and also the crew affirming Usopp (he is very much wanted, and not cuz of his 'usefulness').

Negative thoughts won't leave me alone by Vagabonde

One-shot. Usopp is drunk and Sanji takes care of him. VERY cute and funny<3

Usopp's Egghead Revelations by A_Smort_Person

One-shot, set after chap. 1095. Usopp stumbles upon some Seraphim research and has an interesting relevation. . .

There's nowhere to hide from me by Vagabonde

One-shot & one of my FAVES! This is action-packed, all of it well-written and Usopp is the in the center of it all! Truly the MVP.

He's a Wonderful Sniper by Anonymous

One-shot. Usopp's having a bad day, and his thoughts spiral and he wishes that he never joined the Strawhats so he wouldn't be a burden to them. An ethereal being answers his call, and shows him how things would've gone if he never joined. Well-done, and I honestly there were more fics that explored an AU where Usopp never joined.

days fade into a watercolor blur by eat_crow

One-shot. Depression hits Usopp like a hammer, and he just can't find it in himself to get out of bed. Thankfully his nakama always have his back, and in this case that nakama is Sanji (!!! LOVE their relationship and this fic!)

Jump In, the Water's Great! by Urndearing

Multichapter, ongoing. In this (INCREDIBLE) fic, Usopp isn't the sole focus but there's lots of attention given to him cuz the sirens do, after all, bring out everyone's worst fears and insecurities, and poor Usopp's got a lot of those. Could not recommend more!

The Love Life of Lady Long Nose by crackerjackermackeral

Multichapter, ongoing. This one's a RIOT! It's fem!Usopp and every chapter is about her in a different pairing. Everything's really well-written and also funny & cute, and the best part is you can just skip around to whatever pairing you're interested in!

The Coward's Redemption by Brucenorris007

Multichapter, ongoing, last update 2022 tho =( I just finished reading the first chapter and OH MY GOD AM I BLOWN AWAY!!!! It's a time travel fic where Usopp is sent back to fix things by Coby and so far, it's INCREDIBLY well-written!

I'm Sorry Too(2) by LastOblivion

Multichapter, ongoing, last update 2023 =(( BUT! You *MUST* read this! All Usopp fans, in this fic Usopp gets lots of love (and apologies) from his crewmates, and it's so incredibly sweet! Everyone is VERY in-character and it if doesn't make you go "aww" at least once then I'll eat my hat! (plz don't make me, it's my only one...)

In hollow towers and empty hives by SaltyYagi

Multichapter. >>Usopp is is a foul mood with no seeming reason, Zoro decides to figure out why.<< Cute Z&U actions, with some hurt/comfort as well. I really love this author and their Usopp fics, half of those are on here XD

Would you show up for me now? by IluvVaporeon

TW suicide mention, one-shot. Usopp writes a suicide letter to his bum of a dad (doesn't send it, of course) and I remember liking how passive-aggressive it was.

"House of Gold" by EMA_literature

One-shot, songfic. Usopp tells Chopper (and his eavesdropping crewmates) about his mom. Short & sweet!

bountiful treasures by Nomadstarlight

One-shot, 17k words of chaos & hilarity! The SHs are bounty hunters and this is all from Usopp's POV--his journey is honestly incredible and that ending DELIVERED XD

Grilled Fish for the Sniper's Soul by carmerlin

One-shot. Usopp breaks his foot and Luffy & Sanji (& the rest, but the focus is on these two) are taking care of him. GOD this is incredible! Wonderful characterization and very humerous--also the little Sanji moments are 👌

The Restless Barber of Syrup by Evilgu

One-shot, Wild Wild West AU. Literally the BEST THING EVER!! Everything from the setting to the characterization to the plot (it's not a repurposed Kuro) is wonderful, and Usopp really shines!

Merry in a Bottle by BeccasStoriesToTellInTheDark

One-shot, Minor Kaya/Usopp. This is an Usopp&crew-come-back-to-Syrup-Villaige fic and it is PHENOMENAL. There's Usopp & Kaya, Usopp & the Vegetables, and Usopp & Crew moments and they are all wonderful! Very slice of life, feelgood read.

Consumed by Kooabreen

Multi-chapter, ongoing as of writing this. This is a modern AU horror fic that is EXPERTLY written, even better cuz it's from Usopp's POV. I don't wanna say too much, so just trust me on this!

Your Protector by character-studious-drabbles (character_studious)

Drabble. >>Usopp has nightmares. Then he stops. (He never figures out the reason why.)<< I'm only gonna link this one fic but check out their rest! They've got a bunch of nice drabbles for Usopp, and the Strawhats in general.

[milaalkhansah]

Deactivated

Kalau dihitung-hitung, ini udah ketiga kali aku deactivated IG . Deactivated pertama akhir tahun lalu sampai awal tahun ini dalam waktu kurang dari tiga bulan. Deactivated kedua waktu bulan Agustus selama satu bulan lebih. Sedangkan yang ketiga kali ini gak tahu akan berapa lama.

Alasan deactivated pertama karena di waktu-waktu itu energi sosialku benar-benar kekuras habis. Setelah dipakai untuk sosialisasi, demi kepentingan promosi buku, dan juga aku lagi mengalami begitu banyak kehilangan beberapa bulan lalu. Seperti biasa, 'menghilang' sejenak dari peredaran orang-orang yang kukenal dan mengenalku dan juga mengurangi aktif main sosmed adalah salah satu caraku buat memulihkan diri. Sedangkan alasan deactivate kali ini selain karena aku lagi pengen punya banyak waktu buat belajar nulis, juga karena aku lagi mencoba untuk kembali digital detoks: mengurangi informasi-informasi tidak penting yang akhir-akhir ini sering membuatku sakit kepala.

Sebagai seseorang yang terlalu sering melakukannya, gak ada kesulitan berarti yang kurasakan. Mungkin ini juga salah satu efek gak lagi punya crush siapa-siapa awokawok jadi gak merasa punya alasan buat selalu hadir di media sosial, gak merasa punya kebutuhan buat 'mantau' seseorang, apalagi keperluan buat membalas pesan seseorang segera. Hidupku akhir-akhir ini lumayan damai: tanpa notifikasi, tanpa tau banyak hal, tanpa tekanan buat membalas pesan. Sesuatu yang bagi sebagian orang membosankan.

Dibanding deactivate sebelumnya, sepertinya deactivated kali ini yang membuatku lebih banyak punya bahan buat refleksi. Mungkin karena akhir-akhir ini aku mengalami begitu banyak kejadian yang secara aku sadari mengubah sudut pandangku akan beberapa hal. Sesuatu yang membuatku menjadi lebih dewasa dan juga mindful.

Beberapa refleksi yang aku dapatkan

Baca versi English nya di sini

1. I don't have many friends, i just know a lot of people.

Saat aku deactivate, ada beberapa orang yang menyadari hal itu dan segera mengirimkanku pesan. Mereka bertanya apakah aku baik-baik saja setelah merasa tidak pernah lagi melihatku online WhatsApp, ig ku deactivate, dan juga gak pernah lagi melihatku update story. Bahkan ada satu orang yang mengaku bahwa aku salah satu orang yang story nya gak dia mute karena dia selalu nungguin aku update story karena menurut dia bermanfaat >< mengetahui hal itu aku lumayan terlalu dan sempat nangis *dikit hahaha. Aku belajar kalau ternyata ya, kita suka gak sadar kalau kehadiran kita di hidup beberapa orang sepenting itu. Kita gak tahu kalau ternyata selama ini kita punya 'impact' dalam hidup orang, sekecil apa pun itu.

Dari situ juga aku belajar bahwa saat kita menghilang dari peredaran, beberapa orang mungkin akan menyadarinya dan mencari kita, tetapi sebagian besarnya tidak akan peduli. Alasannya bisa saja karena kehilangan kita gak membawa pengaruh apa-apa di hidup mereka alias kita gak sepenting itu dan it's okay. Hidup mereka akan tetap berjalan dengan ada atau tidak adanya kita. Kita gak perlu menjadi penting bagi semua orang. Karena kita pun juga pasti gak menganggap semua orang penting.

2. Waktu 24 jam selalu cukup bahkan lebih kalau gak kita pake buat main sosmed

Aku terbiasa baca satu buku sehari dengan jumlah 200-300 halaman. Tetapi semenjak deactivate kebiasaan itu nambah sampai jadi dua buku sehari. Goal baca 50 buku aku tahun ini udah tercapai dua bulan yang lalu, dan di tiga bulan menjelang ganti tahun ini alhamdulilah aku udah baca 75 buku. Karena gak punya banyak kegiatan selain bekerja, waktu yang dulu aku pakai buat main sosmed sekarang aku pakai buat baca lebih banyak buku, menulis, dan juga kegiatan produktif lainnya.

3. Media sosial adalah pemicu terbesarku untuk lebih mudah stres hahaha.

Aku tipikal orang yang mudah untuk menyerap sesuatu. Sehingga apa yang aku lihat, dengar, dan juga ketahui dari media sosial seringkali terlalu dalam aku rasakan dan juga pikirkan. Kaya berita tentang Palestina awal-awal tahun ini tuh sampe bikin aku gak berani buat buka sosmed saking takut dan gak bisa nahan nangis. Dan itu gak sehat sama sekali.

Beberapa tahun ini udah lumayan membaik karena karakter aku yang sekarang menjadi lebih bodo amat. Tapi tetap saja, ada beberapa hal yang gak berada dalam kontrol ku sama sekali, meskipun aku udah cukup berusaha untuk membatasi apa-apa yang mau aku tahu. Jadi ketika aku udah merasa kewalahan, aku sudah cukup paham bahwa itu adalah saatnya aku mengambil jeda sebentar.

Sebagai seseorang yang bekerja di creativity industry, aku tahu berhenti total main sosmed bukan keputusan yang bijak. Karena aku juga gak memungkiri bahwa dari media sosial jugalah aku dapat banyak kesempatan bagus, seperti dapat pengetahuan baru dan juga terhubung dengan banyak orang baik dan juga menginspirasi.

Yang perlu aku lakukan kini ialah menggunakan media sosial sebijak dan semindful mungkin. Memanfaatkannya sebagai tool yang bisa membantuku untuk berkembang menjadi lebih baik, alih-alih membiarkannya 'mengonsumsiku' sebebas mungkin.

[fllavmur]

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ a little bit about me

u can call me kika 𑁤 minor !! infp ⋆.˚ aquarius ≈ she / her ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ birthday . 7th february

!! tw ed !!

sw: 60kg

cw: 47kg ; 45.5kg ; 43.6kg ; 40.1kg ; 39.7kg

gw: 45kg

ugw1: 40kg

ugw2: 35kg

height: 1.64

bmi: 14.8

that's it dolls. 🤍

some of my favorite . 1 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 lana del rey, mokyo, wonder girls, ethel cain, tyler, the creator, radiohead, malice mizer, mf doom, kaya, femme fatale, plastic tree, madmans esprit, tommy february6, tv girl, current joys, bedroom, bts, lamp, ichiko aoba, aphex twin, nujabes, joe hisaishi, ryuichi sakamoto, jeff buckley, asap rocky, soundgarden, fiona apple, sufjan stevens, type O negative, ariana grande, deftones, joy division, pearl jam, duster, have a nice life, alice in chains, quasimoto ...

some of my favorite. 2 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 call me by your name, the winde rises, the sound of music, gilmore girls, speak, amelie, old disney, chicago, girl interrupted, the silence of the lambs, euphoria, black swan, tinker bell, harry potter, skins, the devil wears prada, lord of the rings, the boy and the beast, eyes wide shut, notting hill, sleepy hollow, whisper of the heart, bram stoker's dracula, hannibal (series), the hours, the little prince, dexter, mona lisa smile, little women, lost in translation, twilight, the holiday, bee and the puppy cat, oura high school host club, another, adventure time, black buttler ...

some of my favorite . 3 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 daisy choi, via li, malissa(thepostofdicegirl), massimo dutti, taylor russel, zendaya, nailea devora, pinterest, ralph lauren, miu miu, pink, yoshitomo nara, john galliano, vivienne westwood, aya takano, visual kei, mads mikkelsen, vintage things, sylvanian family, jimin ᰔ, vanilla, ballet, classic music, miguel adrover, opera, goodnight punpun, shin-ichi sakamoto, studio ghibli ...

!TW! so sorry but you will most likely find some ed posts here ...

let me know if you want to be mutuals .ᐟ.ᐟ

this is my spotify ₊⊹

this is my pinterest ₊⊹

most of the images inserted in this blog do not belong to me and I give all credits to their creators ...

my blogg is for everyone, but : p0rn accounts, older men, homophob1c, rac1st, mach1st, rude/disrespectful people, toxic stans, ...

[buffetlicious]

These three slices of cakes all hail from Han’s Cafe & Cake House. The green Pandan Kaya Cakes had kaya (coconut jam) spread between layers of pandan flavoured sponge cakes and topped with fragrant silky pandan egg custard. The Chocolate Gateau came with chocolate sponges, thin layers of butter cream and topped with chocolate ganache and a nut.

[akunyapping]

Santerra De Lapusing

Senin 3 Februari 2025, siang hari ga tau jam berapa, kita semua nyampe di Santerra de Laponte. Turun bis disambut dengan angin sepoy-sepoy yang bikin suasana hati adem. Sebelum masuk ke Santerra, kita semua disuruh nunggu dulu karena pas itu Santerra lagi rame-ramenya karena ada bocil SD yang lagi study tour jg.

Sebenarnya niat gw pas masuk Santerra tuh ga akan main wahana apapun karena di dalam Santerra panas ga kaya pas di parkiran bus, jadi mager mau ngapa-ngapain jg. Setelah aga lama duduk di taman, gw berpikir klo main wahana kayanya seru dah. Dan akirnya karena bosen jg duduk diem doang, akhirnya turun buat main wahana.

Nah ini dia nih keselahan pertama, gw dkk(Krizz, Sulthan, Bimo, Pang) langsung naik wahana pendulum apalah itu yang pusing dan mual. Abis dr sana lanjut ke rumah hantu yg ga serem samsek. Lanjut kita naik ke atas, niatnya mau main rainbow slide tp liat ayunan yg kayanya seru jd drpd bolak balik, gw dkk mutusin buat nyobain dlu ayunannya. Dan yap, ini wahana bikin tambah pusing. Abis itu baru main rainbow slide, lanjut dr situ langsung main rodeo. Dan diakhiri dengan mega disco dan kora-kora.

Saran dr gw mending jan main wahana yg bikin pusing di awal biar ga pusing dluan, tp main wahana yg bikin pusing di akhir jg jgn sih karena bikin mual ga mood makan. Kesimpulannya jangan main wahana yg bikin pusing tp klo mau dan nekat mah gas ajaa, soalnya kapan lagi kan main wahana bareng temen2. Sebenarnya main wahana kaya gini ga bikin mual, cuma di Santerra ini 1 wahana 10 menit, gimana ga mual coba.

[cintaaulia]

PUFFIN, SI BURUNG MULTITALENTA

Okey jadi gini guys kalo di antara kalian ada yang pernah bertanya-tanya ada gk sih burung yang bisa menyelam tapi bisa terbang juga? Nah kalo ada, ini nih si burung yang menjadi jawaban dari pertanyaan kalian itu.

Kita kenalan dulu ya dengan burung lucu satu ini. Burung dengan tampilan unik ini biasanya hidup di daerah pantai berbatu atau tebing curam di wilayah Arktik dan sub-Arktik, seperti di pantai Islandia, Norwegia, dan Alaska. Mereka seringkali bersarang dalam koloni besar.

Burung Puffin beneran bisa berenang kaya pinguin?

Yup bener banget mereka ini bisa berenang, kalau dilihat sekilas dia bahkan mempunyai kaki yang berselaput seperti kaki bebek. Mereka akan menggunakan sayapnya bagaikan sirip nih guys. Jadi bisa dibilang mereka adalah perenang dan penyelam ulung. Mereka bahkan dapat menyelam hingga puluhan meter untuk mencari makanan.

Keunikan mereka bagaikan burung dengan kemampuan yang multitalent ini menjadi daya tarik tersendiri, dimana dapat melakukan dua hal yang tidak bisa semua hewan lakukan yaitu menyelam dan terbang. Mereka bahkan dapat mengepakkan sayapnya hingga 400 kali per menit dan melesat di udara dengan kecepatan hingga 88 km/jam. Hal ini disebabkan oleh Puffin yang memiliki tulang yang berongga sehingga memudahkan saat terbang karena dapat meringankan tubuhnya.

Jadi apa lagi nih yang ingin kalian ketahui tentang satwa lainnya?

[eroguron0nsense]

Assorted One Piece Modern AU HCs

The Whitebeard Pirates are all part of a shelter/relief/mutual aid network for drug users, unhoused people, and vulnerable youth. Ace looks up to them all immensely and volunteers part time, but he's still very much on a journey of self discovery and healing

Ace is a massive music nerd and hobbyist with a near encyclopedic knowledge of genre histories and subcultural spaces. He goes to a lot of local acts his friends are involved in, plays the drums and bass and hangs out at Brook's recording studio/jams with him from time to time while he's in town (Brook loves Luffy and his family, and he's just happy to entertain young people who make or love music and let them use the space). He's undecided in his major but kinda leaning toward sociology or social work.

(Rayleigh is his prof, and unbeknownst to him, a college buddy/old flame of his bio parents who recognized him immediately and has no clue what to do with himself.)

Sabo is, of course, a socialist student organizer in a poli-sci/law program and interning at Dragon's practice (grassroots activist turned civil rights lawyer). The ASL brothers live together in a shitty apartment with barely any heat. He's secretly a massive film snob and organizes Radical Documentary Screenings with Koala from time to time.

Dadan has a cabin like 2 hours outside the city in the mountains and the brothers crash there every now and then over the holidays. She's retired now and constantly gripes about having to feed and shelter her stupid kids every time they come home but she still gets teary whenever she watches them go. Their childhood bedroom and three bunk beds are perfectly preserved and cleaned, and she wouldn't ever dream of moving Ace's posters or Sabo's old bookshelf and criterion DVDs or Luffy's plushies and taxidermied insects.

Brook's band is a genre-blending indie darling that occasionally tours the country. I'm definitely not the first one to think of this, but Laboon is a Newfoundland with severe separation anxiety and Brook has to bring him on tour or to half of the group outings. The Rumbar Pirates are a local jazz act he performs with from time to time, and he may or may not have dated Calico Yorki.

Usopp (fresh out of high school) only recently reconnected with his father and they've been having awkward family dinners with Kaya but it's getting less weird having Yasopp around. He babysits the Usopp Pirates part time and they love him to pieces; he's low-key interested in studying Botany and horticulture and has been checking out local degrees and training programs.

Franky's in the middle of an auto mechanic apprenticeship and is debating trying to get into a mech eng program at Robin's university; he was raised by Tom as a carpenter, and has worked as one for a really long time, but he's increasingly getting into engines and inventing things and the family's very supportive. Robin's a Masters student doing an hourly TA thing in Clover's class on Archaeology of the Void Century, and they're married.

Sanji, naturally, works at the Baratie and Zeff lets him brainstorm and test daily specials or set menus for holidays. He and Pudding are in the same patissier courses at culinary school (she's obviously a baking major); they're exes who've stayed friends and care deeply for each other. The ASL brothers sometimes pick up shifts at the Baratie (with the exception of Luffy who broke way too many dishes)–Zeff really likes all of Sanji's friends and dumps leftovers on them

[writer-by-the-sea]

on days where mental spoons are low and you don't feel like cooking...what are some simple snacks you like to reach for?

I love the analogy of mental spoons! I am having a few low mental spoon week, myself.

Meaning this question came at the prefect time!

Today, I've been snacking on a lot of grapes. Green ones are my favorite, and Pierre's had very fresh and crisp grapes; I bought three pounds of them!

I am a big fan of fruit in general. As I'm sure you know, I love pomegranates. I will also go for the occasional blood orange or a sugar bee apple.

Then, what I usually like with my fruit, are just a few cubes of cheese. A simple colby, cheddar, or mozzarella pairs nicely.

However, if you're looking for more full sized meals...

I feel that my simple guilty pleasure meals are a tad bit embarrassing and not something I would ever cook for another person; but I digress, these are very filling and simple.

First up, raviolis cooked in a flavored broth (usually chicken flavored.) If I'm feeling extra fancy, I'll add some Italian seasonings and garlic powder. I snuggle up with a blanket, with the bowl of 'soup' in my lap, and slurp it up while I read.

Also, and this one is more rare for me but also just as lazy. Buttered noodles. Noodles + butter = dinner. Similar to the very detailed recipe above: add seasonings if you want to be fancy. Bonus points if you have heavy cream and parmesan; then you can just make a tasty little sauce instead. I'll also throw in some frozen peas, broccoli, corn; really whatever vegetables I have on hand to make it "healthy."

Dinosaur chicken nuggets. Yes, specifically the dinosaur ones. I throw them in my mini oven for about 25-30 minutes until they're very crispy (nearly burnt) and enjoy with a random dipping sauce. Usually something sweet.

I also enjoy bread with spreads. Butter & jam, peanut butter & tomato, sweet potato, kaya, honey; almost anything.

Of course I will also have the occasional frozen meal, though I try to avoid them the best that I can.

What do you think? Anything you think you'd try?