#kates fc shitposts

[livinginpool]

carra asked the wrong person to deal w more shit

2007 kate just as good as the current one but still i cant get OVER THIS like this man can't hide it 😭😭😭😭

[vicekings]

5. help

That winter found Henry in a cast, maneuvering about the farmhouse over rickety crutches and barking orders at the Seeds, who had made the mistake of offering their assistance to him in his time of need. They’d thought helping him with housework would be an easy way to endear themselves to him.

They’d been sorely mistaken.

“Cedar goes with the kindling pile, not the rest of the wood!” Henry snapped, glaring down at the offending bundle in Jacob’s arms.

“What’s the fuckin’ difference?” Jacob growled back.

“The fuckin’ difference is I’m not wasting good kindling by using only it in the fire. Put that shit in the right place before I beat your ass with it.”

Jacob muttered idle threats under his breath as he followed the orders. If Joseph thought Jacob would be welcoming Henry Bishop into his bunker when the collapse finally came, he had another thing coming.

[eternalchant]

@iseektheholygrail replied to your post: “seeing fc5 content on my dash immediately triggers my fight or flight...”:

I’m taggin what I post w/ #kate plays fc5 & #kates fc shitposts if u need to blacklist stuff

asdhjf no it’s fine, it isn’t that bad i’m just being dramatic

[vicekings]

they’re lesbians, joseph

[vicekings]

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine                  (time I had some time alone)

[vicekings]

@farcrynewdawn‘s luke, @notwit‘s sara, and henry are interrupted during sara’s super soft birthday party. none of them are impressed. redraw of a letterkenny screencap

[vicekings]

sequel to this

[vicekings]

henry bishop + the seed’s notes. 

(template)

[vicekings]

henry goes to jacobs compound

[vicekings]

happy 1 yr fart cried

[vicekings]

They grew up together, Henry and Grace. Hung out in high school and spent many a weekends at the shooting range together. Sent letters back and forth while grace was at the olympics, then again when grace was in the military.

She comes back from serving overseas shaken up and spends days with Henry in the barn, bottlefeeding kittens and nursing them back to health, taking the dogs with her on her morning jogs until she eventually gets Henry to join as well

Bishop farm’s a safe space. Always has been. And if grace has a rough day, Henry knows he can find her up in the loft with Sadie curled up next too her, listening to the old stereo and flipping through his comics

In the summer they lay out in the field together and watch the stars. In the winter they go ski doin at night and look at all the Christmas lights.

It’s quiet and it’s simple but it’s theirs

[vicekings]

joseph: you’re my family now :) we’re all each other has :)

henry: im not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me, motherfucker 

[vicekings]

i made a vine comp for henry

[vicekings]

When the Seeds first come to Hope County and Jacob meets Henry, he proceeds to rage for three days because Henry’s exactly two inches taller than Jacob.

[vicekings]

Henry: ah fuck, Leah go get my .22, Jacob’s trying to get into the chicken coop again

[vicekings]

Far Cry 5 but when Joseph brings Eden’s Gate to Hope County the cult just absolutely fuckin flops. They’re there but they’re not doin much. No ones paying any attention. Joseph’s the village dumbfuck.

The cult is him + Jacob cause lbrh Rachel’s started hanging around Leah and John’s already off to get dicked down by Luke. The moment Luke walked in John was off and now Jacob just keeps moping in the basement cause he doesn’t have enough influence to be a freaqué, and Joseph keeps showing up at Henry’s cause the only way he’s gonna make money now is by helpin out with the chorin’