#kate: I'm hawkeye

[gattaxa]

Kate Bishop & Yelena Belova Vampire!AU

"She looked so pretty like the Devil."

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Like OBVIOUSLY we have Dick Grayson, the paps consider him to be the ringleader (YES the media makes that joke all the time. Tim and Kate think it's hilarious) he was raised by Bruce Wayne, did anyone think he was going to be anything but a pretty playboy?

Tim Drake, of THE Drakes, adopted by Bruce Wayne...cue rampant speculation that he's Bruce's biological son, so he's genetically predisposed to partying

Elektra Natchios, who is viewed as providing a smidgen of class and refinement to the group (she does not and resents this perception of her). She does bring a diplomatic immunity vibe to the party that the others really dislike

Kate Bishop, of the New Money Bishops. Obviously trying to elbow her way into old-money company; also, everyone knows if you only have two siblings, one of them has to be boring and respectable, and the other has to become a public hazard. She's just fulfilling her destiny.

Roy Harper, taken in by Bruce Wayne's fellow playboy in crime, Oliver Queen? Yeah he didn't stand a chance at being anything else either. Seen as the "Bad Boy" of the group

Cassandra Cain, adopted by Bruce Wayne (or his biological child???? Who knows!!!) not as party hearty as the rest, but every four months or so convinces them all to steal a boat or some shit. The dark horse. The wildcard.

Connor Kent, Lex Luthor's mysterious son (???? Everyone is confused but too afraid to ask) who has this inexplicable wholesome all-American charm that he CLEARLY didn't get from Lex, never drunk, assumed to be the one who gets them their drugs (that they are all clearly doing because that's the party lifestyle!!) (He used to be such a Good Boy, they were a Bad Influence on him)

Occasionally Danny Rand, who doesn't party so much as stroll obliviously into chaos, fell in with the club kids who felt it was their duty to acclimatise him to the modern world (or Elektra and Kate realize he's the Iron Fist and also really bad and keeping that on the DL and force him to maintain a secret identity) (Connor and Tim can't fucking stand him)

Where's Jason Todd? Great question. He's a nerd and would not go clubbing. The Red Hood, however, owns a club they frequent. (Jason is the most aware that Kate's partygirl persona is a front. Half of their chat history is about books. They've watched every version of Pride and Prejudice and Romeo + Juliet too many times for him to think she's anything but a fellow nerd)

Tim, Cass, and Dick obviously all know about each other (Dick is the one who pulled the other two into it) but everyone else is oblivious. The parties and their clubbing have INSANE reputations because half the time they're sneaking out on each other to go do superhero shit so Kate says something like "you didn't see me because I fell off the yacht and punched a dolphin," who are they to say it didn't happen?!?! Now everyone has to back it up or it seems like they weren't there! There weren't any pictures of them because...they locked themselves in a bathroom and did coke! They were doing body shots off of Dick on a fire escape--of course he doesn't remember, he was white girl wasted!

They DON'T know Jason is Red Hood. Elektra finds that out first (which is a surprise to Jason because if anyone in that group was going to be a morally gray vigilante wouldn't it be Kate?)

The Girls TM have a pact that they're not allowed to sleep with each other (Kate and Elektra make out a lot though) (Cass and Elektra start dating and Kate is like UGH BETRAYAL)

It's all fake until it's not. Roy winding up in rehab is a wake-up call for all of them that maybe they've gone a little too far (with their personas but maybe in real life too) they all start paying more attention to each other and that's when they start to go wait. Ummm. Did we sell this ruse too well? Which is how they all find out they've been working together as superheroes for like a decade.

Love the idea of a club kid!AU where all of these young adults looked at the older adults in their lives and went "being a drunk rich idiot is a great cover for being a vigilante, actually" and they proceed en masse to build reputations as prolific party animals, who, with a few exceptions, have absolutely no idea their friends are doing the exact same thing

[dumbobsessivebitch]

can we all appreciate how good caitlin looks in this picture and my amazing editing skills

[8thparadox]

His bisexuality and straunch morality have bewitched me

[simplykorra]

breaking little hearts like the one in me

Pairing: Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop

Rating: E

Summary:

“Hello, Kate Bishop, you can put the knife down.” Kate frowns, tucking the knife closer to her side without thinking. “I’m not holding a knife.” “You’re a terrible liar,” Yelena says, head tilted to the side in the most disarming way possible. “My knife is not currently in my hand,” Yelena holds up both hands, palms facing Kate. “See?” She wiggles her fingers and Kate swallows the lump in her throat. “I’m not here to fight or frighten you.” Kate scoffs, “you don’t frighten me.” “Not today, no.”

the bishova bandwagon finally caught up to me it seems, so we're diving in headfirst

[fortheloveofwbb]

I’ll treat her so good

[demonicseries]

Young Avengers MCU

Kate Bishop AKA Hawkeye

America Chavez AKA Miss America

Cassie Lang AKA Stature

Billy Kaplan AKA Wiccan

(GIFs by @stevenrogered)

Bonus: Kid Loki

(GIFs by @reallyhardy)

[crybabycunt]

(homemade dinner by Kate)

Natasha: What were you saying? Yelena: I asked Kate if she wanted to order out for dessert. Natasha: Before that. Yelena: This meatloaf is dry. Natasha: Before that. Yelena: This is "meatloaf"? Natasha: Before that. Yelena: This fish is dry. Kate: STOP MAKING HER REPEAT ALL THAT!

[thecousinsdangereux]

short fuse if you light my fire [3/?]

pairing: Yelena/Kate (Hawkeye)

rating: T (for now)

chapter word count: 6,527

summary: Yelena decides to go to college. It just so happens to be the same one Kate Bishop attends.

preview: 

She grabs her phone for a quick picture before giving into Fanny’s demand, adding extra strength to the toss by way of apology for the delay. The result is hard to argue with; Fanny gets to sprint across the park and Yelena gets to add another perfect picture to her camera roll (every single one the same subject).  She thinks, then, about sending the photo to Kate Bishop.  This is an entirely reasonable thought. Kate had a dog. A beautiful handsome dog who deserved better than the pizza Kate fed him, but who, despite this, probably could not ask for a better human, given how said human had jumped into oncoming traffic for him.  (Yelena had watched the cam footage more than once. She hadn’t expected to like a certifiable inconvenience, especially not one who behaved so bewilderingly. Yelena would have saved Lucky much more efficiently, had she been in the same position, but she had never been able to fault Kate’s dedication to the rescue.)

chapter link: AO3

playlist link: SPOTIFY

[fantastic-nonsense]

WB is on its 1285834th Batman/Scooby-Doo crossover and Disney can't even give me one Kim Possible/Kate Bishop Hawkeye crossover, why do they hate me so much

[astridellejo]

Okay. Web search for: "kate bishop in"

AUTOCOMPLETE: "a suit"

Come on, autocomplete. Am I really that predictable?

[avengerscompound]

Kate Bishop & Jeff the Landshark

It's Jeff Infinity Comic (2021)

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Headcanon Kate gives the 141 kisses and then immediately bites them to show affection like a cat

HOW DO YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN DEEP IN BITING 141 HEADCANONS

It's a love bite!! She just gets so excited by physical affection she has to nom a little. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

Price and Ghost DO NOT make it easy for her. Ghost, obviously, covering his face a lot, but Price has a beard! She can't nip at his cheek or chin, she just gets a mouthful of beard, that's unacceptable. Sometimes she bites his nose. He's smart, though, can tell when she's bitey, knows to pull away so she can't nab him. So she resorts to biting the back of his hand. He has to shave for some reason and after the first round of novelty wears off (babyface Price?!!?!) new novelty appears because NEW BITING SURFACE!!

Kate tried to bite Ghost's hard shell mask once and hated it. He covers up a lot so she can't ever shrug it off like "oh oops i didn't mean to" she literally has to ruck up a sleeve or tug his collar down. this gives him enough time to plan a RETALIATION BITE.

Not nippy ones like she does, either. Full on chomps. His reasoning is "if I have my teeth in you then i know you are not going off somewhere doing something STUPID" Kate is offended by the implication she does stupid things. rude. This does NOTHING btw to make anyone else on base less intimidated by Ghost. rumors circulate about how he bites hard enough to draw blood and that's with someone he kind of likes! (this did happen, thankfully it was not in public because they were both very kind of into it)

feral bastard man Soap adores the love bites. to the point where if he's feeling down, he'll ask for it because it's a nice little dopamine rush. When the ADHD starts ADHDing he will either bite or ask to be bitten. it works, so nobody questions it. Soap is actually more likely to break skin because he's got sharp chompers. Kate likes to bite the top of his ear. Will use the mohawk to drag his head down if she needs to

Gaz gets nibbles. comparatively gentle bites. the guys are talking about their various Kate Bite Bruises Etc and Gaz is like??? wtf are you on about??? Sure there's a bit of a sting sometimes but she kisses it away. Price makes a comment about maybe she bites harder to match the biting the guys do to her (he is correct for the most part). And Gaz is like. you HEATHENS. why are you BITING HER BACK?

This devolves into a very long (slightly horny) discussion of biting as affection, etc. as well as some brief spirals into "why isn't she biting me harder/softer???" (there's a slight chance that Kate comes by Price's office while this is the hot topic in the guys' group chat and Price relays the entire conversation to her, no this is NOT an invitation to bite me right now Katherine!!!! [Price is the only one who can call her Katherine and he's only done it twice])

Anyway Gaz gets Nice Bites until he has a close call, which prompts a very dramatic kiss from Kate followed by a very mean bite to his neck that bruises almost instantly. Gaz is like great! i now see i was not missing out on anything. let's go back to the nice bites please. (he will get nice bites when he stops doing stupid shit, and Gaz thinks that's a bit rich coming from the queen of stupid shit herself, which earns him another, if slightly nicer, bite)

One of them has the top of his ear nicked from an arrow. Not Ghost, his ears are covered, but at least ONE of the others. I'm pretty sure it's Soap but it could be Gaz. that doesn't have anything to do with biting but is important for us all to know.

[functionally-medicated]

Bishova Supremacy

I am back from the dead and provide ~6500 words of our girls!

Here is to chapter 8, so we are half-way through this series!

Summary: Kate being a disaster bisexual! Kate graduates! Feelings are had!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37870138/chapters/94565902

[ichangemyusertoomuch]

I'm slowly slipping into my MCU obsession again.

Wish me luck x

I'm trying out more detailed backgrounds :]

[fangurltrashcannn]

Wait. Hercules bishova au when? Cause Kate is definitely himbo cocky goofy heroic herc and yelena is literally megara when and where can I expect to read this