#kate bishop x male!reader

[teaaagan]

Sleepover

Clint: Have a sleepover they said.

Kate, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Y/N: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI FLAMETHROWER!!

Peter: It’s called a fire extinguisher. A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

-Glass shatters, something explodes, screams in unision-

Clint: It’ll be fun they said.

[skylarinfinity]

[team having game night]

tony: [read the card] dumbest scar stories, go!

m/n: i have emotional scars [bluntly]

[team goes silent]

kate: don't worry babe it's not stupid, we all have it [hug m/n]

tags @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Kate and Clint fight the Tracksuit Mafia once again. This time, they are more outnumbered and nearly out of trick arrows.

Clint: I really wish we had some backup.

Kate (gasps): I have an idea!

She pulls out a set of car keys and pressed a bee shaped button. Clint looked between her and the keys.

Clint: I thought you couldn't drive?

Suddenly, a yellow camaro sped into battle, knocking into a few Tracksuits before transforming into an armor around the driver.

Y/n (through radio): I have come here to kick ass.

You notice Kate run twords you and retract your mask.

Kate: Hey babe!

Y/n: (Happy chirps)

Clint watches as the two kiss and start fighting together.

Clint: What the hell?

[katebisxop]

upside down | kate bishop

summary: lazy days with your girlfriend.

warning: none

wc: 407

kate is just fine with how things are.

sure, she's quite bored, and her leg is falling asleep - lucky just refuses to move to a different place - and maybe a headache is starting from the blood flowing to her head, as lying upside down can do.

she's lying on the edge of her bed with her hands on her stomach, her dark hair flowing, reaching out to touch the floor like a jet black waterfall.

she examines your features for the millionth time, never getting tired of noticing all the twitches and expressions you make as you go through the pages of a new book.

she wonders what you're reading about - well, the title obviously hints at romance. but even then there's a lot happening. was it an arranged marriage? a friends to lovers? she really should've asked you about the trope.

but it seems you've finally met the love interest, seeing the corner of your mouth curve up into a tiny smile.

she's fine just like this, watching you be happy in your own little world, in complete silence except for the occasional rustling of turned pages and lucky's little snores.

but kate wants more of you. she wants to hear your voice and have your gorgeous eyes on her and only her. so she tries to get your attention.

"does a straw have one hole or two?"

the sudden sound of her voice pulls you out of your daze. "hm?"

kate grins when your eyes meet her blue ones. "why, hello there."

you rolls your eyes at her and bookmark your page before setting the book down. "you're gonna get a headache."

"already do." she extends her arms towards you. "give me a kiss?"

scooting closer, you place a kiss on the tip of her nose. she frowns. lucky wakes up and starts wagging his tail, watching you and kate.

"not that," the young archer groans. "give me an actual kiss."

you release a giggle and do as she asks, with her still upside down and your hands reaching out for hers. she holds the back of your head to keep you in place for a couple of seconds before letting go.

you wrinkle your nose. "how dare you interrupt me from reading."

"is this not better than the romance you're reading?"

"our story's better than any other story."

kate smiles and holds your hands. "that's what i like to hear." she kisses you again.

a/n: oh gosh this is so badly written

[amphibiahawks321]

M!Reader : You're such a dork you know that?

Kate : Wha!? I am NOT a dork! I'm a total badass!

M!Reader : Kate yesterday you begged me to buy you a Lego star wars set...

Kate : In my defence they were on discount AND who joined me building it? Hmm!

M!Reader : ..........Touché

[ornii]

Slip Up

(Y/n) and Kate are practicing Their Archery. Hitting Bullseyes

(Y/n): Random question, you think you’d teach your kids archery? Seems redundant since there’s not much you can do close range with a bow.

Kate: Should be fine, you’re pretty good at hand to hand so I know our kids are gonna be fine.

(Y/n): yeah I— wait did you say “our” kids?

Kate: … I gotta go

Runs Away turning red

(Y/n), Standing there dumbfounded.

(Y/n): Uh, Okay? Good talk.

[cece693]

Ok uh Hi am new to this I just saw the " brilliant " fic which was 👏🏻👏🏻. Sooo I was wondering if u can make a fluff fic about clint barton x male reader, if thats ok with you?

Farm Boy (Clint Barton x Male Reader)

Hello! I'm actually not that much of a Hawkeye fan so it took me a while to write this and find motivation, but I think it turned out alright. Hope you enjoy it!

Clint Barton rarely got a day off. Between Avengers missions, SHIELD calls, and the occasional intergalactic catastrophe, his time at home was precious and fleeting. But today? Today was all his. All theirs. The sun was just peeking over the horizon when Clint stretched out in bed, the familiar creak of the old farmhouse adding to the peaceful ambiance. Beside him, you were still curled up in the covers, your hair tousled and your breathing soft. Clint smiled lazily, taking a moment to watch you before slipping out of bed as quietly as he could.

The kitchen smelled like coffee and bacon a half hour later. Clint hummed to himself as he flipped pancakes, a skill honed over years of needing to impress his husband after burning a few too many breakfasts in the early days of your relationship.

“Is that bacon I smell, or am I dreaming?” Your groggy voice drifted into the kitchen, accompanied by the sound of your socked feet shuffling across the hardwood floor.

Clint turned with a grin, a spatula in one hand and a mug of coffee in the other. “Morning, sleepyhead. I figured I’d let you sleep in for once, but your stomach had other plans, huh?”

You chuckled, pulling him into a quick kiss before stealing the coffee. “You know me too well.”

The morning passed in a haze of quiet domesticity. Clint insisted on dragging you outside after breakfast, despite your protests about the slight chill in the autumn air. The two of you spent hours tending to the garden, chasing a rogue chicken that had escaped its coop, and splitting logs for the fire pit. It wasn’t glamorous, but that was the point. It was simple, real, and yours.

By late afternoon, the sun was hanging low in the sky, casting a golden glow over the farm. Clint had convinced you to take a break on the porch swing, a thick blanket draped over both your laps. He leaned back, one arm around your shoulders, the other hand fiddling with a mug of cider.

“This,” Clint said, breaking the comfortable silence, “is what I miss the most when I’m away. Just being here with you. No explosions, no supervillains, no crazy missions. Just us.”

You smiled, leaning into his side. “You’re going to make me cry.”

“Don’t cry, babe. I’ll just have to kiss it all better, and that sounds like a lot of work,” he teased, though his lips were already pressing a tender kiss to your temple.

You turned to face him, eyes soft as you brushed a hand through his hair. “You know you’re a lot more than just Hawkeye to me, right? You’re my Clint. My husband. The guy who makes terrible pancakes and hogs the blanket at night.”

He smirked. “Terrible pancakes? You ate three of them this morning.”

“Details,” you replied with a grin, leaning up to kiss him. Clint melted into it, his hand coming up to cradle your face, the moment stretching out like a scene from a romance movie.

As the sky turned shades of pink and orange, Clint sighed contentedly, pulling you closer. “I don’t know what I did to deserve this life with you, but I’m not letting it go. Ever.”

You rested your head on his shoulder, your fingers intertwining with his. “Good. Because I’m not letting you go, either.” The two of you stayed on the porch swing long after the sun disappeared, wrapped in each other’s warmth, soaking up every second of Clint’s rare, perfect day off.

[bumblesimagines]

Kate Bishop

i didn't think you came to this place anymore!

is that your new girlfriend?

will you give me another chance?

i didn't think you came to this place anymore!

is that your new girlfriend?

will you give me another chance?

If you've booped me, just know I've booped back through my main blog!

Pronouns: They/Them/Theirs, Gender Neutral!Reader

Despite midnight ticking closer, the city below remained bustling with life. Honking cars driving down the road, groups of people shuffling down the sidewalk, customers heading in and out of different shops as if it were a casual afternoon. You watched everyone head up and down the sidewalks from your spot on the ledge, the people below so far and small they almost appeared like ants bustling around. You enjoyed the view, and especially enjoyed having a little spot where nobody could distur-

"(Y/N)? Oh, wow, hey!"

Great.

You turned and peered over your shoulder as Kate Bishop of all people emerged from the darkness. She smiled widely, albeit nervously, before raising her hand to do a small, awkward wave. She quickly dropped her hand back to her side and muttered under her breath, a light pink dusting falling over her cheeks. You rolled your lips into your mouth and inhaled deeply through your nose, scratching your temple and giving her a forced polite smile.

"Hey, Kate." You greeted, swinging your legs over the stone railing and hopping down from the ledge. 

"I didn't think you came to this place anymore! I thought that... after you, uh... dumped me you'd stop coming by." Kate winced, slipping her fists into the pockets of her coat and dropping her eyes down onto the dust-covered floor. "It's... It's been a while, huh? You look good."

"I come by sometimes... mainly when you have classes."

"You remember my schedule?" Kate's head snapped up, her brows lifting in surprise. "I don't even think my mom knows it."

"Yeah, well... I memorized it back when we were still dating." You murmured, hearing your phone ding in your pocket and fishing it out. Tapping on the screen twice, it lit up and revealed a message from a friend asking about your whereabouts. You answered them quickly and stuffed the phone back in your pocket.

"Is that your new girlfriend?" Kate abruptly asked, her ears turning a deeper shade of red. "I- It's- It's none of my business. Forget I even asked. I don't know why I asked. I'm- Well- I do know but-"

"I'm not dating anyone, Kate." You interrupted her before she could go into one of her long rambles. She blinked, her mouth clamping shut and ponytail swishing around when she nodded. You glanced toward the staircase leading down to the lower levels and began taking slow steps toward it.

"Uhm-" Kate lifted her arm, hand outstretched to stop you. She cleared her throat, another nervous smile appearing on her face. She brought her hands together and began fiddling with her fingers, lips moving as she tried finding the right words to say before she simply blurted it out. "I know you said that we should go our separate ways and that it'd be better like this but I-I don't want that. I... I still really like you and I know you've never gotten along with my mom but I still think we can make it work. So, will you give me another chance?"

[thebisexualdogdad]

Smutober day 7: Kate Bishop x Male!Reader - The stakeout

“God I hate stakeouts,” Kate groans, putting her binoculars down and leaning her head back against the headrest of the passanger seat.

“I know but Cassie said they are moving the warhead tonight and Kamala is still mad at us for getting distracted during our last stakeout,” you reply, thinking back to a few months ago when you and Kate were supposed to be watching a warehouse that a gang moved drugs out of and instead ended up having sex in the backseat of your car totally missing the bad guys leaving the warehouse.

“Soo… you don't want me to give you a blowjob right now?” Kate says playfully.

“Are you serious?” You laugh.

Kate puts her hand on your thigh, looking at you with a wicked grin, “come on Y/N we've been here for seven hours already we deserve a little fun.”

You lick your lips, of course you wanted what she was offering but was it really a good idea?

Screw it.

You quickly undid your pants and took your cock out, Kate smiling as she starts slowly stroking you.

You lean over and kiss her, Kate feeling you getting harder in her hand.

“We're gonna get in so much trouble if we get caught,” you mutter into the kiss.

“It'll be worth it won't it?” She replies.

After making out for a bit you're fully hard, Kate pulling away from your lips and leaning down to take you in her mouth.

“Oh fuck Kate,” you groan, Kate bobbing her head.

You tangle your hand in her hair, tugging lightly making Kate moan.

She releases your cock for a moment, stroking you quickly and you rock your hips up into her touch.

She grips the base of your cock firmly, swirling her tongue around the tip before taking all of you in her mouth hitting the back of her throat.

“God yes,” you sigh.

Kate loved surprising you with blowjobs, you went down on her so often that she loved making you feel the same way.

Just the other day you ate her out for over three hours so why not return the favor while you were on a boring stakeout.

Your shirt is pushed up just enough for her to see your stomach is tightening signaling you were nearing your release.

Once again she frees you from her lips and begins rapidly jerking you off, your eyes screwing shut as you're about to cum.

She kisses your neck and whispers sweet nothings in your ear coaxing you into your orgasm.

You moan as you cum, shooting out onto the steering wheel, some of it landing on the floor as well.

You're smiling as you come down from your high, Kate slowing her hand while still kissing your neck.

“So much more fun than a stakeout right?” Kate chuckles.

“Very much so,” you laugh.

“Hey guys how it's going?” You suddenly hear Kamala ask over your comms.

“good- its going good,” you stutter, hastily stuffing your cock back in your pants afraid of her finding out what you were doing.

Kate grabs her binoculars and sees a van leaving the warehouse, “oh shit guys the move is happening.”

You fumble with the keys and turn the car on, grabbing the now sticky steering wheel and following the van.

Cassie and Kamala met up with you at the drop off site and you took possession of the warhead after kicking a lot of ass, your teammates none the wiser of what happened during your stakeout.

[teaaagan]

Wall

Kate: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Kate: *punches wall*

Y/N: ...

Kate: ...

Kate: Take me to the hospital

[skylarinfinity]

*clint and kate sitting in front m/n*

clint: *deep sigh* m/n how the hell you going from out for ice cream to out to commit set people house on fire?

m/n: well i do want buy my neapolitan but that woman tell me to give it to her kids because only one left.

kate: then?

m/n: i said no but she insists that i need to give her because i need to think about children.

clint: then...

m/n: i still said no, then she take the ice cream from my basket so i follow her home and burn her house.... i get my ice cream tho *give kate ice cream tub*

clint: *look at kate with desperate in his eyes* please tell your boyfriend to behave.

kate: i um- i thought she deserves it, you don't take somebody else ice cream tub.

m/n: *make weird hands gesture and pointing at kate* seeeee she understand me!

*clint walk away and start screaming*

m/n: umm *open ice cream tub and offer it to kate* ice cream?

kate:

tags: @sonicqaulan

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Inside the Avengers HQ:

After a long mission and battle, Steve Rogers waits inside the elevator at the Avengers' new headquarters until the door opens, and he walks out without suspension of what's to come. As he walks out of the elevator and down the hall, Peter drops from the celing.

Peter: Captain Rogers is in position.

Y/n: Thanks Peter. Retreat back to the kitchen.

Y/n and Kate are hiden behind the couch in the living room and watch as Steve walks into the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee.

Kate: Are you sure this will work?

Y/n: I hope it does.

Steve soon notices a cake box and card sitting in the middle of the counter. He opens the card and reads it.

Happy Fourth of July and Birthday to the Captain America!

-The Avengers

He opens the cake box as he is about to take a sip of coffee. However, he stops as he sees the contents and laughs slightly.

Steve: What the shit?

Suddenly, all the Avengers jump out and yell, "Suprise!" before turning on more lights to reveal red white and blue birthday decorations.

Tony walks by and laughs as he sees the cake.

Tony: Now that's America's ass.

A/n: Happy Fourth of July!

[6rookie-writer0110]

Competition with the night

Kate Bishop x Male Reader

Request - hi could you do A Male Ninja Reader Adopted By Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles X Kate Bishop?

The reader is Kate's boyfriend who helps her against the tracksuit gang, when they are surrounded, they are helped by the reader's adopted brothers the ninja turtles, along with their best friend Casey Jones, who surprises Kate and Clint very much.

You are at Kate’s apartment and the moment got ruined. You and Kate were supposed to have a romantic day together but Clint got the location of the tracksuit gang. Now, you and Kate are getting dressed then you get the arrows ready for her.

“So, who you were texting?” Kate asked.

“My brother Donatello, asked what we should have for dinner. I don't know why he is asking, he loves pizza” You said.

“So his name is Donatello, interesting. So… does he know that you are my boyfriend? We have been dating for two years, and you always talk about them. I thought you could introduce me to him” Kate said.

“Ummm, that can't happen,” You said.

“Why not?” Kate asked.

“It’s complicated and you might not like them,” You said.

“Y/n, you don't know that. What if I get along with them?” Kate said.

“I-I… Kate, I'm sorry but you can't meet him or my other brothers” You said.

You are Kate’s boyfriend of two years, you know everything about her. And there are times you talk about your brothers with Kate.

“It feels like I don't know who you are sometimes,” Kate said unhappily.

You feel bad and she walks away. She is ignoring you and you sighed.

“Kate, it's complicated. I-” You said.

“Stop it, Y/n. I don't want to talk about it right now. Just get ready” Kate said.

You and Kate went with Clint to the warehouse. You and Kate put the earpiece on and waited on the roof

“Kate, I'm sorry… I” You tried to explain.

“Forget it, Y/n,” Kate said.

“Focus, you two. Whatever is the problem save it for later, I don't want to get killed” Clint said.

Clint was fighting the guys, then got caught. Now he is tied up, he was distracted by you two.

“Where is Kate Bishop!?” He yelled.

“I don't know who that is,” Clint said.

They keep asking but Clint plays dumb. Then you and Kate fell through the glass roof the thugs tied up you and Kate. Clint sighed, now you three are sitting on a kiddie ride machine.

“This is embarrassing,” You said.

Clint sighed and Kate tried to break the rope tied around her wrists. One of the guys takes out your phone from your pocket.

“Nice phone,” He said.

“Can you do me a quick favor?” You asked.

“Y/n,” Clint said.

“What are you doing?” Kate asked.

“I asked him nicely,” You said.

“Fine. You are going to die, so call your mom and say goodbye” He said.

“Go to my phone contacts and press my brother’s phone number,” You said.

The guy pressed Raphael’s phone number…

“Hey Raphie!” You said.

“Don’t call me that” Raphael said.

“Hey, I'm in trouble… we are in trouble. Can you come save me? before they decide to kill me” You said.

“What did you do!?” Raphael yelled.

“Raphael! I didn't do anything wrong. Are you coming or what?” You said.

“Yeah, yeah yeah. Give us five minutes” Raphael said.

“I love you,” You said.

“You are strange, Y/N,” Raphael said.

He hangs up and everyone is staring at you.

“Big brothers, always in a crappy mood,” You said.

“I have an old brother too. My mom thinks he is perfect in everything” He said.

“Exactly! My dad thinks he is perfect” You said.

“I can’t believe this is happening right now,” Clint said.

“I thought your brother’s name was Donatello, not Raphael,” Kate said.

“I have four older brothers,” You said.

Raphael told the others that you are in trouble. Then Donatello used his technology to track your phone, then they found the location. They got ready and then went to pick up Casey Jones and told him what was going on. While you and Kate started to bicker everyone told you two to shut up.

10 minutes later, Casey And your brothers jumped through the windows.

“We are saved!” You cheered.

“Dude, what did you get yourself into” Michelangelo said.

“They… they are… they are turtles,” Kate said.

“It’s a long story. Hey, Casey!” You said.

Casey used his hockey stick to hit the guy in the face. Then Michelangelo ripped the rope off your wrist, then you got off and started to help your brothers.

“Kate, do you see what I see huge turtles fighting,” Clint said.

“Yeah… umm this is real,” Kate said.

You continued to help your brothers fight. Then you used Leonardo’s sword to unite Clint and Kate. Your brothers and Casey successfully defeated the mafia.

“Are you okay?” You asked.

“Are they really your family? Are you half turtle?” Kate asked.

“Funny, but no I'm not part turtle. Actually, they adopted me” You said.

“How? They can't go to an orphanage and ask for a kid” Clint said.

“Hi, I’m Kate and I'm part of the Avengers,” Kate said.

“Avengers? Is that a rock band?” Raphael asked.

“We found him when he was a baby, his family abandoned him. We took him in and he became a brother to us. Hi, my name is Leonardo” Leonardo said.

“Like the painting Leonardo,” Kate said.

“Actually, Leonardo was an artist,” Casey said

“And they adopted you too?” Kate asked.

“No, I'm friends with them and my Name is Casey Jones” Casey smiled.

———

You took Kate home and she is still speechless.

“I can’t believe you live in a sewer. Is this why you didn't tell me about your family?”Kate said.

“Yeah, I didn't know how you were going to react or thought I was lying,” You said.

“I don't know how I was going to react if you told me,” Kate said.

“Are you going to break up with me?” You asked.

“No, I'm not going to break up with you. I still want you to be my boyfriend” Kate said.

She grabbed your shirt and pulled you closer to her. She starts to kiss you and you wrap your arms around her. You and Kate start to smile and you kiss her again.

“Kate and Y/n sitting on a tree…” Your brothers sang.

You moved away from Kate.

“Not funny!” You said.

“Awww, look at Y/n being all shy because his girlfriend is here” Michelangelo teased.

“Shut up,” You said.

Leonardo put his arm around your shoulder.

“Young love. Kate did you know that Y/n was scared of the dark until he was thirteen” Leonardo said.

“I can't believe you said that!” You said.

“I didn't know you were scared of the dark,” Kate said.

“Ugh!” You whined.

Kate is still smiling and they are getting along with her. But she did get scared of meeting Master Splinter.

✯ ✫ ✫ ✬

Your brothers took you and Kate to a basketball game. At first, Kate thought your brothers would wear disguises but she was wrong. You and everyone are inside the Jumbotron eating pizza. Your brothers are eating like pigs

“Guys, save pizza for Kate,” You said.

“She is taking too long to eat pizza,” Donatello said.

“Don’t be rude” You said.

“I never thought i would be here in Madison Square Garden watching the Knicks play up here inside the Jumbotron,” Kate said.

You start to eat your pizza.

“When i say go, you guys say Knicks,” Michelangelo said.

“What?” Kate said

“Go!” Michelangelo

“Knicks!!” Casey, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello yelled

“Go!” Michelangelo said.

“Knicks!!” Casey, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello yelled

“We always wish they would win a championship but it never happens!” Raphael said.

“It will never happen,” You said.

“Y/n, opinions don't count he doesn't even like New York teams,” Casey said.

“Because they suck,” You said.

“Kate, do you like New York teams? Answer carefully” Leonardo said.

The Knicks scored then everyone but you started to cheer.

“I like New York teams,” Kate said.

“Y/n, you need to be like us and Kate knows New York teams will soon win the championship,” Raphael said.

“You guys suck. Donatello, Don’t eat the pizza like that” You said.

Donatello stacked four slices together and started to eat it. Now he starts to talk with his mouth full.

“What!? I'm hungry and everyone is just talking” Donatello said.

While he is talking food spits out of his mouth.

“I don't want any more pizza,” Kate said.

“We will take them,” Casey said.

Casey, Michelangelo and you took Kate’s slices and started to eat them.

“This happens all the time, he would stack the slices and eat it. The most he did was six slices then he choked” Michelangelo said.

Kate couldn't help to laugh. Hours Later… you and everyone stayed on the basketball court. Kate threw the ball toward the hoop and it went. Leonardo gave her a high-five then Casey tried to score but missed then you took the ball away from Donatello. You tried to score but Raphael smacked the ball away from you. Kate grabbed the ball and tried to score but she threw the ball at you Casey caught it before you could grab it.

——-/-

You will stay the night with your girlfriend. You cuddle with her in bed then she starts to kiss you on the lips. She moves closer to you and your hands are under her shirt, you don't stop kissing her. Then Kate’s dog started to bark, you and Kate stopped kissing and went to the living room. Your brothers managed to get inside of Kate’s apartment

“Great, now the moment is ruined” You said.

“We wanted to see where Kate lived since you always stay at her place” Donatello said.

“Wow, she has a dog and he eats pizza!!” Michelangelo yelled.

“Don’t be loud” You said.

“You guys can stay but don't give him too much pizza” Kate said.

Michelangelo starts to play fetch with lucky. And you wanted to be alone with Kate, but you and Kate won't kick them out.

[amphibiahawks321]

Clint : Now I want you to focus on the center red part of the target okay? Just imagine the target is in front of you....

[Clint backs up]'

M!Reader : Hmm... Are you sure there aren't any more tactics to make this easier for her?

Clint : None that I can think of-

DING💡

Clint : Wait... I think know what to do

M!Reader : Really?!

Clint : KATE!

Kate : ???

Clint : IMAGINE THE CENTER OF THE TARGET IS Y/N'S HEART! AND IF YOU HIT IT PERFECTLY IN MIDDLE IT MEANS YOU'VE MADE Y/N FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!

M!Reader : WHAT! What kind of method is that!

Clint : Hey it's worth a try right?

M!Reader : Oh come on you think-

[HIT THE CENTER]

Kate : I did it!

Clint : Chuckles you were saying?

M!Reader blushing : ......

[katebisxop]

savior | kate bishop

summary: no one should spend valentine's day alone. well, according to kate, anyway.

warnings: none. gender neutral if you change like one word, though

wc: 728

you close your eyes, relishing the cool water sliding down your throat. the headache from last night had started to fade, though the cuts still stung.

you rest your head against the kitchen wall and sigh, stretching your neck a bit as an attempt to get rid of the ache in your muscles.

a buzz comes from your kitchen counter, signaling a call. you pick it up, smile at the contact name, and hold the device up to your ear. "what is it, kate?"

"can you open the door please?"

your smile starts to droop. "what door?"

"your door. duh."

"oh, please don't tell me she got in trouble again." you groan, but walk to your front door anyway. once you open it, you're met with kate, clumsily attempting to hold a box of pizza, a bouquet of flowers, a paper bag, and lucky's leash all at once.

"kate!" you exclaim, catching the box of pizza before it reaches the floor. "what-"

you aren't even given the chance to finish your sentence as she strides towards your kitchen, sighing with relief as she puts down her 'packages' on your table and lets lucky run free.

"what's this?" you demand, your hands on your hips.

kate ignores you and brings out a heart-shaped cake from the paper bag, lighting it with pink candles.

"kate."

"this," the archer blows out the flame from her lighter, picks up the bouquet of flowers, and does a little twirl towards you. "is me saving your valentine's."

you glance at your phone, still unlocked on the kitchen table, and see that it is, indeed, fourteenth of february.

you give her a look, followed by a sarcastic, "really?"

kate shrugs. "figured you, as a miserable single person-"

"hey!"

"-would've spent valentines alone. since you're too nice for that, i've decided to spend it with you!"

"you're single too!" you protest, but thankfully accept the flowers.

"exactly. also, take it as an apology for dragging you into whatever last night was."

a beat. and then a smile slowly forms on your face against your will. before you could say anything, kate takes out a slice of pizza. "so. you hungry?"

lucky comes running from wherever he was, and it was only then you realize why the dog looked different. kate had put a bowtie on him.

"kate!" you laugh. you squat down to pet him, feeding him a slice. "aw, you little gentleman. c'mere. you want pizza? yeah? sure you do, you good boy."

"sorry pizza's the most romantic dinner i could get."

"it's fine. really. you have cake and flowers and everything."

she taps her fingers on the tabletop, her bottom lip trapped between her teeth, thinking. you notice her silence and give lucky a last kiss before approaching her. "you okay? you don't look very happy."

"i'm fine. um." kate takes a deep breath. "so, i was.. thinking. that.. i.."

"yeah?" you're listening carefully. you were really grateful for her. she was supposed to be resting at home and yet she'd gone through all this trouble to make sure you weren't alone on valentine's day. much like she made sure clint wasn't alone on christmas.

"that i wanted us to be each other's valentines."

"we technically are, though."

"no, i mean-" she closes her eyes. "not platonically. like, i'm asking you... to be my girlfriend."

"oh."

"but it's okay if you don't want to! i mean, i guess i'm sort of putting pressure on you, buying you stuff and all, but i'm not bribing you! i'm just genuinely asking because i really like you and think you're cool, so-"

you turn her around to face you and shut her up with a kiss.

she melts. immediately. you can feel her body relax into you, her hands tentatively placing themselves on your waist. she kisses back, evidently unsure, so you caress her cheek with the pad of your thumb to assure her that it's okay and you'd meant to do that.

when the need for air arises, you part. kate is grinning. "i'm assuming that means yes?"

"it means definitely."

lucky barks, bringing both of your attention to him. he sits there innocently with his tail wagging and his mouth opened into a dog's version of a smile. you start to laugh, kate following shortly after.

so far, this was the best valentine's day ever.

a/n: happy valentine's day, single or taken :)

[ab1nsur]

*Yelena enters the living room of her & Kate’s apartment*

Yelena: “alright enough secrets Kate who is this secret boyf…”

*she trails off Jaw dropping as she see’s Y/N stood there naked his huge dong on display*

“So you’re Yelena hi i’m Y/N” he introduced himself smiling at her

*Kate runs from the bedroom in just a t shirt and her underwear*

Kate: “stop staring” *she hisses seeing what her friends eyes are locked onto*

*Yelena snaps out of her trance shooting Kate a teasing grin*

Yelena: “but its out & its impressive how can i not look at it?” *She asks faux innocently*

Kate: “Yelena” *she warns her*

Yelena: “at least now i know why i heard you moaning for him not to stop last night” *she continued to tease*

Kate: “YELENA!” *She yelled her cheeks red as Y/N watched amused*.