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Gif belongs to @kaylawallace

Y/N is sitting in his dorm when Kitty phases through the wall.

Kitty: Whatcha doing?

Y/N: Not much.

Kitty: Hey, do you wanna sneak out to a movie?

Y/N: Sure.

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Ava sees debris about to hit Y/N.

Ava: Y/N, look out!

Ava grabs Y/N's shoulder, phasing them through the debris.

Y/N: Thanks.

Ava kisses Y/N on the cheek.

Ava: No problem, let's just finish the mission.

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If Y/N-Pool was sent instead of Taskmaster…

Y/N-Pool lands guns drawn…

Y/N: Lena? How ya doing hot stuff?

Yelena: о нет, не ты (oh no, not you)

Y/N: so how come you never called me after our night? Wink!

Ava: you two had a “night”?

Yelena: it was-

Y/N: hot. sweaty. Furniture was broken. Names were called. All the while Lionel Richie played on the—

Yelena: we fought. I was sent to kill him and this idiot won’t die!

Y/N: I gave her my number

Yelena: you threw your phone at me

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Y/N experiences flashes of life across the multiverse…

Y/N collapses into Kara’s arms…

Kara: baby! Are you alright?!

Y/N: so it is true

Kara: what?

Y/N: I love you in every universe

Kara blushes and snuggles with Y/N…

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Y/N sneaks up behind Remi in the library and kisses her on the cheek.

Remi, gasping: Y/N, I'm trying to study.

Y/N, planting kisses: You've been studying for 3 hours. You could use a break.

Remi's breath hitches as he continues to plant kisses along her neck.

Remi: I guess I could take a break.

Remi pulls Y/N's head down and kisses him.

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Reed approaches Y/N Von Doom in their throne room…

Y/N: so you need my booster rockets to get you back into space to deal with this threat?

Reed: yes

Y/N: done. Use what you must.

Reed: thank you Y/N I really appreciate it. Oh which reminds me, Sue and I are expecting!

Y/N: congrats old friend!

Y/N gives Reed a friendly side hug…

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Doric, Edgin and Y/N approach a gate with two guards…

Guard 1: one of us tells only the truth

Guard 2: one of us only lies

Edgin: how do we solve this?!

Y/N punches Guard 1 and grabs Guard 2…

Y/N: did I just punch him in the face?

Guard 2: (nervous) n-no

Y/N: found the liar

Doric purrs and her tail flickers…

Doric: my rogue

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Ridley rests her head on Y/N's shoulder and falls asleep.

Elliot: Hey Y/N.

Y/N: Yeah.

Elliot: Promise me if something happens... you'll look after Ridley.

Y/N: I will, sir.

Elliot: Thank you.

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The Guardians and Y/N interrogate an evil Mark variant…

Y/N: alright I just got one question for you

Mohawk Mark: okay what?

Y/N: your other variants said I was a menace across the multiverse. Like…how?

Mohawk: (tears up) y-you wouldn’t stop singing Steve’s Lava Chicken! And since you’re totally invulnerable you won’t die!!!

Y/N: hmm…L-L-Lava!! Ch-Ch-Chicken!!

Mohawk: no! No!! kill me now!!

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Y/N tries to defend Shalla Bal…

Reed: she destroyed a city block

Y/N: an unoccupied one!

Shalla: I’m trying…for my precious human

Y/N: see? My baby is perfect and trying not to destroy the world

Johnny: (coughs) whipped!

Shalla: (purrs) not yet

Y/N:

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Lex walks into Y/N's lab to see Kara snuggled close to Y/N.

Lex: What did I say?!

Y/N: You said she can't "step foot" in here.

Lex looks down to see Kara's feet floating a couple of inches off the ground. Lex grumbles under his breath and leaves.

Y/N: Why do you love messing with my cousin?

Kara: He's tried to murder my cousin, this seems fair.

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Y/N rough houses around with Toothless as Alicent and Rhaenyra watch…

Rhaenyra: so…how do you like your betrothed so far?

Alicent: i admire Y/n. He’s kind, caring and has an amazing love for dragons

Rhaenyra: hmm…are you sure you’re not after the dragon in his pants? (giggles)

Alicent blushes and shoves her friend…

Y/N is pinned by Toothless who licks him…

Y/N: eww bud! You know that doesn’t wash out!

Toothless warbles a laugh…

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Y/N-Pool stares at themselves in the mirror…

Y/N: (thinks) don’t go full Snyder. don’t go full Snyder. don’t go full Snyder

Y/N-Pool looks off to the side dramatically…

Y/N: we live in a society…oh F—k!!

Laura walks up and nuzzles them…

Laura: done moping yet, mi corazon?

Y/N: (giggles) I am with you in my arms, honey Badger!

Blade, Gambit and Elektra just stare at them in confusion…

Gambit: what’sASnyder? He talking’ bout them pretzels?!

For @texaswolf23

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Jamie Howlett charges angrily towards a bar…

Y/N-Pool tries to stop her…

Y/N: baby! no! Violence is not the answer

Jamie: those hunters killed that bear friend of mine

Y/N hands her their desert Eagle…

Y/N: have fun Honey Badger. Love you.

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Y/N Wick gets measured by a tailor for their new suit...

Tailor: buttons, two or three?

Y/N: two

Tailor: fabric?

Y/N: tactical

Wednesday: make it two suits. Business and pleasure.

Wednesday eyes up Y/N in their new suit...

Y/N: how do I look?

Wednesday: (purrs) deadly

for @wildcardjgambit

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Y/N walks in to find a little bear sitting at their table…

Paddington: hello there. Would you like a marmalade sandwich?

Y/N: Wanda?! Why is Paddington in our house?!

Wanda comes in with a tray of marmalade sandwiches…

Billy and Tommy come in giggling and sit next to Paddington…

Wanda: the boys are fans

Y/N; we need to send him back!

Paddington: oh it’s no trouble really. I’m always grateful to meet new friends

Y/N: you are so polite and I like you

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@morbiusmarauder wanted a Zara oneshot. I'm writing it but to tie him over, I'll write this.

Y/N wakes up in bed, Zara next to him.

Y/N: What happened?

Zara: You passed out.

Y/N: Oh. Thanks for taking care of me.

Zara kisses Y/N on the lip.

Zara: No problem.

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