#karlheisendaddyaskblog

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Well, look what I found! Redfield has an interesting body...doesn't he? @ask-chrisredfield

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Thought you married Jill.

No. Jill is a close friend. Things have been nice for us that way.

And I'm obviously into men.

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😏😏

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"Va te faire foutre, salope!"

"Fuck you, bitch!"

Yeah, yeah, Heinsenberg calls Lady Dimitrescu “Lady super sized bitch” in the English version of RE8

But may I present you the French version: “La grognasse avec son gros cul”, which literally translates to “The grumpy one with her fat ass”

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Best thing about being you? Apart from the cool powers and metal army, what makes Heisenberg fun?

Allow me to welcome you to...THE GUN SHOW!

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OH KARL. YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND.

It was a bear. He followed me home.

@ask-chrisredfield

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT DID I SAY, CHRISTOPHER, HUH?

NO MORE BEARS. SAY IT WITH ME...

[ask-heisendaddy]

*walks into your factory looking around*

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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Ah, yes...the village. Colder than a witch's tit.

RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE (2021) dev. Capcom

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This is for Sal!😈😈😈

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

FISH DADDY FISH DADDY FISH DADDY

Get lost, kid. And you tell the fish freak that I've...aquired some toxic algae and I am just itchy to fucking throw it in his little pond. So, cut the shit.

@lordmoreau

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A WILD ETHAN WINTERS APPEARED!

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Heisenberg riding on a bison, enjoy. <3

You'll have to excuse Heisenberg. He actually is out trying to...what phrase did he use?

"Tactfully aquire," the youngest lord articulates. "I'm going to tactfully aquire a bison and harness its...abilities and further improve its defense systems." - KH

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Just exactly...how much do you weigh?

How's the weather up there?

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Far better than the weather down there, it seems.

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Hello Lord Heisenberg! Do you know what 'wintersberg' is? And if so, what do you think about it?

I am aware that because I MAY have written about Ethan's interesting body in my PRIVATE journal and THAT YOU HEATHENS TOOK--

Sorry about that.

Getting down to brass tacks, Ethan missed his...shot.

Little bitch.

WE COULD HAVE RAISED ROSE TOGETHER AND MURDERED MIRANDER, BUT YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

HERE'S SOME NEWS, PAPA OF THE YEAR, I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

Chris is more my...speed anyway. @ask-chrisredfield

WAKE UP, ETHAN!

Or don't. I don't really give a shit anymore.🖕

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Look, you got this all wrong!

*Hubby revves and interrupts speech cause he's jealous*

Damn it, I'm talking here! SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE!

*Sad revving noises stop*

Sorry about that.

Um... what the hell was that?

.......................my husband who happens to be half fan, half dead mutated human, with no brain and barely something resembling a torso...

Half... FAN?

.........yeah... he's got issues... and lives in the basement... wanna say hi?

WHAT? NO! FUCK YOU!

SHUT UP AND TAKE A SEAT, ETHAN WINTERS!

"So much for I SAID SIT."

Side note, the guy who runs this blog hasn't stopped ugly cackling yet. 😅🤣😂

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So what do you think about mr winters and of Chris redfield

"You mean Ethan?" Heisenberg growls, but then pauses. "I'm not...mad. I'm just...disappointed."

"As for ol' boulder shoulder..." Karl smirks, giving a thoughtful hum. "He's the real deal that one."

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HOUSE HEISENBERG, ASSEMBLE!

TAKE THE FISH MAN'S KNEES!

Or fins...gills?

QUICK! EVERYONE GO HARASS @ask-heisendaddy!

THIS IS PAYBACK KARL!

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"The tree lady really fucked up ethan

He deserves it tho 🤷‍♀️"

Karman-

"Fuck...this." -KH