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insert-vine-ref-here · 2 years

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i love complaining about not having friends/mutuals on social media and then being too awkward to ever talk to a single person send help hahaha (crying screamimgn why am i awkward as fuck and lonely cant i pikc a struggle lmao)

-karl

#thoughts #karl jacobs factive #please somebody out there talk to me /hj #karl speaks

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 7 months

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attempt to return to normalcy

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #seriously speaking i cant imagine ethan surviving re8 and then getting another IT job 😭#bro got moved to europe and lived there in paranoia for 3 years before his paranoia got proved RIGHT #ethan can be a stay at home dad and go to therapy 😭#i also think if ethan survived re8 he would be a bit of a helicopter parent #i think he would be so terrified to leave rose #he carries the baby monitor with him everywhere :(

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scrimblyscrorblo · 22 days

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Have some Human!Karl doodles

I read a fic where Karl was just actually always his son and then I thought of this - can’t stop giving my favourite characters kids one way or another TT

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months

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as a guy who is soso normal about time loops, i have to wonder if the dream smp’s loop had constants. set points in time that would happen no matter what. and i don’t even mean the big events, like lmanberg’s destruction or the disc conflict. i mean the smaller, less narratively impactful things that just hammer home the humanity of it all.

foolish will always lose his mind over a chandelier. the bank will never be finished in time before the loop begins anew. love will always be found. an among us bunker will always be built. michael will always be adopted. the church of prime will always be founded. wilbur will always fuck a fish. love will always be found. niki will always open a bakery. michael will always host a radio show. you </3 little penis will always appear in the sky, in one way or another. love will always be found.

#icarus speaks #icarus hcs #u guys can tell i’m so normal about this right #also here’s some ACTUAL things i think are concrete in the loops:#the egg will always be discovered #and the eggpire will always rise (although never with quite the same cast nor the same degree and success)#karl will always become a time traveler #tubbo will always invent nuclear weapons and/or power #i also think hannah will always make a grace for boomer but that’s not as big in the scheme of things

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bi-panic-at-the-disco · 1 year

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okay so controversial take however I think that if you think that Karl Heisenberg is “daddy” or whatever then you are misjudging his character. he is silly. he is goofy. he talks like a radio host. he said “lycans and gentlemen”. he apologizes to Ethan after Sturm is being too loud. i think that whenever he is being suave or charming that he has been practicing that in his head or to the dead bodies that he mechanically mutilates. he is stinky and a dork. he cannot be daddy because he has so many parental issues let’s be honest. he has a corkboard. he thinks that he is smart with people. this man has not socialized in years.

#disco speaks!#karl heisenberg #he is a silly man who has grown up in a stilted and traumatic environment #he has barely any outside contact and makes lycanthropes #he lives in a factory full of corpses and I doubt that he cleans regularly #he is a thing to study like a bug #and yes I do think he is hot but that is my personal problem #i want to baffle him and confuse him okay!!#he is ODD #resident evil #resident evil village

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pavloathe · 12 days

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uploading i_am_inside_of_you.gif for the general public

#me and my wife found a gif of kesslers monologue and we thought it'd be really funny if it just ended with I am inside of you.#so here you go!#billy butcher #karl urban #the boys #the boys season 4 #the boys spoilers #joe kessler #technically. not on screen but he's the one speaking #gif #meposts

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chaotic-archaeologist · 1 year

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Allow me to put forward one of the most footnotes of all time

#he speaks #he reads #reid goes to grad school #karl marx

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lafragolina · 11 months

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just kill me

#this whole article is bad but this was the WORST #not even for the reason you think (819 reasons)#Eliza you've already heard this rant but #if I can be way too sincere and long-winded for a moment #'always if I ask him something he helps'#how many quotes do we have from teammates over the years saying that exact thing #michael latta saying 'it doesn't matter if you're a top pair dman or a 4th line peasant; he'll do anything to help you'#christian djoos saying 'he's always there for you no matter what time or place. if something's up he's always there'#HHA saying recently nicke gave him his number and told him 'if you need anything just call me and I can help you'#carly in that interview when this was announced saying how nicke has been the support for everyone in that locker room from himself and osh #to guys who haven't been there long like strome and even pacioretty #I know holts and batya and andre and rasmus and jojo and tj and tom and karl alzner have all said stuff like this too #and that's just who I can think of off the top of my head #like. that's it. that's nicke.#if you ask him something. he helps.#for such an amazing athlete. for such a crucial part of making hockey A Thing in DC.#what his teammates want to talk about is his kindness #and that speaks so highly of him and is so genuinely admirable to me and worth aspiring to #I don't want to put anyone on a pedestal because we don't know these guys #but like. in terms of impact. nicke really genuinely made me try to be a better more thoughtful more actively outreaching friend #because I saw the way his teammates talked about him and that's how I want to be thought of.#I want people to know I'll be there for them. & not that I haven't been willing to do that but I've been more active about offering it #and part of that genuinely is because of his example #there's a million other things about his kindness I could mention before I even get to his hockey but this has already gone on far too long #so anyway #he is so dear to me #I hope he is happy and healthy #and that he knows how loved he is #nicklas backstrom #hockey

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bohemianblasphemy · 22 days

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the way butcher has changed my brain makes me laugh- i saw a guy in a hawaiian shirt walk past the nail salon i went to today, and i immediately thought of him 😅

#billy butcher #the boys #amazon the boys #billy butcher brainrot go brr #karl urban #the boys tv #lily speaks #personal

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brett-is-afraid · 1 year

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So, I was trying to focus on Kris absolutely eating up this picture, but what the fuck is going on behind her?? Those dweebs <3

#kris tyson #nolan hansen #karl jacobs #kris #nolan #karl #mrbeast #mr beast #brett speaks

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insert-vine-ref-here · 2 years

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when you ask someone you care about to watch a show that you really really like (like more than just like, like REALLY like, like its your life hshsh) and they only watch the first episode (which is the worst/ boring to get into and not a good point for judgement) and no longer are going to watch it with you based on that so now your feelings are just hurt because you cant see why they dont like it as much as you do (crying screaming) anyways im having a fun time :D

#karl speaks

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year

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