#kardashian type

[doctormastertardis]

the entire fandom discussion and meta after "Dot and Bubble" aired reminds me of a joke:

"what's a white supremacist's favorite person of color?"

"a poc who is half white, or passes as white of course"

[thevirgodoll]

the Doll Life: Socialite.

[rmadridcore]

i have had enough. undo the mess you’ve created @kimk ASAP

[sleepyhalos]

[paulodybaeeela]

Yet another example of how celebrities have ZERO critical thinking skills.

[flhoarder]

Kim: 41 is a legendary station. You have-

Harry, giving Kim the expectant eye: This. This hot shit right here you’ve just defended like a cavalry trooper. This superstar detective you’ve been through thick and thin with for a whole week

Kim: -Captain Pryce, it must be a real honour to work alongside him

[mamawasatesttube]

💙💙💙

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

HA oh man. part of me wants to say bruce wayne (like i get it i've seen dan mora's art but that man also just spends all his time in a cave and should have eyebags the size of his cape. come on.), part of me wants to say dick grayson (i do think he's hot but i also think he's a hot mess. the "as everyone else seems to think" part is most relevant here. dc keeps pushing him as The Hot One or whatever and i just vehemently disagree. he's a freak and his hotness is not Like That yknow?? if you're ignoring that he's a freak to make him generically hot (staring at dc) that's incorrect. frankly the freakishness is a bonus that adds to the hotness in my opinion but what do i know. im a lesbian i literally don't go here but that doesn't mean i don't have TASTE.)

but my ultimate answer is tentatodd. ive seen a few people try to defend it but theyre WRONG!!!!! that thang is UNFUCKABLE and i will DIE on this hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sscrambledmeggss]

What if you went bobbing for apples and instead of apples it’s a whole trout

my life would be ruined, my disappointment immeasurable. i would think, “god it can not get worse than this.” but it does get worse than that.

the trout takes me to court for assault and battery, i feel awful about hurting the trout, but god, do i yearn to win this court case.

i lose, i have to pay the trouts medical bills, i would hope it has a speedy recovery, but, it also appears to have won my house, and my nonexistent car, and my college fund in our court case. my life is in shambles, i come home (well my home now owned by a landlord trout), and i see a gift basket on the table, with fear i take off the picnic pattern blanket covering it, only to unveil a basket of apples. i scream, the basket falls to the floor, having a tiny note fall out.

it reads, “thanks for your life.” i go to my families social medias, and realize as compensation, the trout has replaced me in all the family photos. i hurry to tumblr in a panic. i open up my account only to see that tumblr user ana tthankstoyou has sent me an ask i don’t remember replying to. it reads,

“What if you went bobbing for apples and instead of apples it’s a whole human”

[woodcries]

i wanna be in the room where it happens but me whenever they start redesigning/updating excella for re5 remake

[violettierre]

Brainrot back in business, what will my selfship name be ? Shiovio ? Vioshio (cuz i can top him) ?viotsurugi ? Shioletta 🎀 ? Shvio or Vshio ? Hot daddy and even hotter mommy duo ? Nah the internet ain't ready for that one...

WAIT I GOT IT!!!!! io(Sh+V)!!!!!!!

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

See, I don't really think Architecture is as hard of a major as Payu and Rain claim it is.

Payu looks freshly bathed and put together, not like he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

[nekokabuuuri]

[x-ladydisdain-x]

Makes me so sad when there’s a girl who never wears a bra & dresses kinda hippie like oh u seem based and cool and then I hear her talking abt dieting and getting her eyebrows (not remarkably thick to begin with) waxed

[jellogram]

Tbh I don't think celebrity drama should be seen as a dumb brainless thing for stupid people. Like this is a time-honored tradition! We are sharing gossip about the local nobility because if they're going to be wealthy the least they could do is entertain us.

[the-type-a]

There was a brief period of time when I refused to acknowledge TD as a whole and got really into the kardashian’s (mainly bc people said I looked like Kourtney). Anyway, my brain wasn’t having it bc whenever I was in a situation where I had to give my name I’d say Kourtney— as in Kourtney Kardashian but obviously a normal person wouldn’t just assume I mean her (with a K) and they would write Courtney. So I’d just walk around with a “Courtney” cup or “Courtney” badge and never put two and two together until recently and it’s funny to me now.

[ninepentz]

The reasons why people like doja and kim k are so successful is bc they compromise and are willing to be "unselfish"/adaptable to get ahead. They both have-

Libra, sag, pisces, virgo and scorpio-

👈Dojas birthchart //////////// Kim's birthchart👉

It's crazy to me that they have all these signs near the same degrees, they have a lot in common. This combination of signs would describe someone who is hungry for loyalty, power, security/stability, money, popularity, love and also enjoys being useful to a sacrificial extent.

-in their charts. It's like they're chameleons, able to blend in, be cordial, people please. If they didn't have those qualities and were selfish, stubborn, closed minded, they wouldn't be where they are.

People pleasing and trying to cater to others needs can get you very far but it won't be fulfilling bc what you're doing is abandoning your own wants/needs for the sake of being easily accepted/digested.

But my point is, the more people can manipulate, shape/mold you, determines how much you'll be liked esp in a place like hollywood where there's a bunch of selfish "diva" types. They need/want more impressionable, flexible people. Not just in Hollywood but everywhere.

The harder you are to work with the less people want you around them. So some people will really sell themselves out to be on top. They end up canceling out their own individuality, to be someone else's muse/project.

It's def not a bad thing to be open minded though, if you wanna be more successful than learn how to make yourself useful to others. It's smart to be thoughtful and considerant, rather than selfish, and ignorant.. you make more connections by being socially aware, adaptable, friendly/charming than you do when you're only looking out for yourself.

✨️Nine of Pentacles ✨️