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I mean, why?
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Colour block animals!
#plushie#toys#rainbow#bright colour#beanie babies#platypus bay#birthdays#kangaroo#elephant#worm#ball#baby toy
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i’m proud to be an australian🥰🥰
#us australians r weird#judge us#i love being australia#but i do want the fan merch for conan which ONLY SELLS IN AMERICA ATFFFF#ontario’s and their balls#kangaroo*#i stood on kangaroo shit yesterday#i stand on kangaroo shit most days#lowk would go to backshot cave yk
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I can’t believe it was only a YEAR ago that speak now TV was announced… for some reason that feels like the most insane metric of all. I’ve lived 13 years since then
#Taylor was freshly out of the pit met Travis started going to foot ball games#Super Bowl TTPD announcement TTPD release like 4 MORE months of eras tour#I moved to a whole new fuckass country hit a kangaroo#came back lived for several months#ETC#Jesus
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A kangaroo but hes made of the rubber they use for bouncy balls. Bouncy ball kangaroo :]
#sfw furry#sfw furry art#kangaroo#rubber bouncy ball#also fun fact he has no blood#bones or organs. hes solid rubber all the way down
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I do question if AJ is supposed to be "clothed" or not. Because I have seen people draw him like "out of armor." But the question is...
is this armor... or is this just the anatomy of an angel / devil? after all, the original devil kazuya was naked, too.
It's just that Devils used to be furry beasts, but they were changed to be more "hardened," their body parts resembling armor than being soft and hairy.
As Devil's "arm" doesn't look like a gauntlet like Jin wears, but it looks like it's morphed into his body, as if trying to transform his entire body like that. This change from furry to hardened skin was likely to make them appear "tougher". And given that Devil's arms look like this, but True Devil Kazuya and Angel Jin's bodies look like it... it leads to me to believe they are indeed Nakey, and their bodies are just Like That.
But how come I'm posting this here rather than on my main blog? Isn't that interesting and or important information regarding the character? WEEEELL... because I suspect Angel is always Nakey, I wanted to explain how I believe his Lower Anatomy works hehe. 🤭
It's retractable. What more can I say? The 'plates' of his crotch opens up, and out comes the 10 incher!
#🔥 - ��ɴ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʟʟ & ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ // (angel jin)#// you know how kangaroos can suck they balls in#// well devils (and by extension - angels too) are similar -#// they're often violent creatures! gotta protect the goods!
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tf2 mercs + build a bear, if you even care 💕😠💕
#guys idc ab the kangaroos pouch im just fucking balling.#jude jests 🃏#fellers w/ tf2 fos ... interact.#fr lmk if u want a weirdo fo#tf2#not tagging all of them#ok to rb#ok well i have a mental sickness
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Zoo Trip!
We have a Brutus the Brown Bear cuddling his rock. My Anxiety Riddled Lesser Cats sans their emotional support dogs. A Sloth Bear aka the animal that looks like it's got maybe a single brain cell and never uses it. Red Panda Darlings. Sting Rays because they were massive; there were even bigger ones I couldn't get pictures of. A kangaroo that was mean-mugging everyone. Then my brand new stuffed animal that I still need to name.
#animals#bears#cheetahs#sloth bears#red pandas#sting rays#kangaroos#octopuses#not pictured is the wolverine who for the second year in a row was sleeping balls out when we stopped by his exhibit#he really just flops on his back in his little hidey hole and then pointed toward the crowd are bits#the red panda had the zoomies which was adorable
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Hey what the fuck is up with kangaroos? I feel like we don’t acknowledge how weird they are
Like what the hell???? It’s bipedal and strong as fuuuck
It lives in AUSTRALIA it can drown a dingo, and I just don’t understand how we gloss over them. They can take out ANY of us using 2% power
Like what the fuck is this
#kangaroo#furries#god#what the fuuuuck#what the hell#help#too powerful#fuck it we ball#no excuses#kill it with fire#not actually#I like kangaroos#i like them#get it away from me#demon#run#omg
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According to Snopes, it's only sort of true - the devs added the kangaroos as a joke, not for training purposes, and apparently no actual pilots ever saw them.
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I <3 laughing bro like there are different kind of laughs !! there's a giggle and a chortle and a guffaw and a scoff and a chuckle and a belly laugh and a knee slap and the bitter humourless laugh and the aggressive provocative laugh and the
#laughing is a language i swear it on my life bro#i <3 humans and their laughter#for context i gave a friend of mine some kangaroo balls as a souvenir#many laughs were had
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We both like to ride but the difference is that I be riding on his dick till his dick get a flat 😮💨💅
#jeffrey dean morgan#bark snarl hiss#like a kangaroo im bout to hop on that dick#drop them drawers#ill suck yo balls
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I just randomly remembered this song and it is so important to me my tumblr folks need to hear it
#story time: the year is 2014. my big brother and fake sorority big take me to see frank turner in dallas#frank is an english punk rocker folk singer#and his opening act: these fucking guys#there was a PARACHUTE like you play with in elementary school. there were beach balls.#they had old pierced tatted punks screaming CAT PARTY and UNICORNS R REAL#and it was the fucking best#anyway. please watch 💙#cat party#koo koo kangaroo#v#Youtube
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Im ace and all but sometimes I do believe that being fucked can actually help me focus
Like ok, all my sensors are focused on my pussy, that means my brain is empty, which is a good time to start working on my thesis proposal *opens laptop*
#its not gonna last long#but at this point I'll take what I can get#honestly its almost midnight and im having a headache#this was an expected post#jumped into my head like a kangaroo entering a pond to pull in unsuspecting victims#anyway yall heard of that pond where it's filled with sharks but then its also int he middle of a golf course?#so lots of golf balls gets in it and a diver has to take them out?#ykw i might be remembering different things and mashing them up
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team furries twoooo. And scalies. And whatever birds are.
please share and donate to this family of four, the youngest being only 2 1/2 years old. They need funds to safely cross to Egypt. If you donate something, send me a message with proof and I’ll draw you something nice as a thank you :)
Species and concept art under cut!
Sniper: so for some reason I was under the impression that Crocs were native to new zealand. They are not. Uh. Well. yup. 👍 it fits his personality. snappy n dangerous but real easy to get around if you just zig-zag. Why the long fa
Spy: Grey Fox. I was gonna go with a wolf because of his fursona but fox fits better wahhhh. Also means that scout is half fox! I’ll show that in more detail one day. Probably.
Medic: just like his Doves! The tail coat is actual his real tail. Featherrrrrs. Why are his nasty claws out? I don’t know he’s kinda weird like that.
Demo: TIGER!!!!! He’s always kinda reminded me of Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes :) why did I draw him so cute. Somebody stop me before I draw them all adorable ough.
Engineer: the bulllllerrrrrrrrr. Sorry. He’s a bull, with a nose ring. Epic. Hooves for hands, gunslinger would look like a hoof too, gotta design that later.
Heavy: big badass brown bear. Love him. Instead of bullet he has honey sticks. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to harvest honey… for 12 seconds.
Pyro: fucking dragon. hell yeah. In pyroland they see themselves as a unicorn. Baller.
Scout: Bunny scout truther over here. You can thank @/teamfurtress for that. Please check them out, commissions are open! In my version he’s a hare but that is significantly less fun to say lol. Jackrabbit kinda guy.
Soldier: regular ole dog. ouppy to da max. He’s the most dog of the alol time and I’m tired of pretending he’s not. THE STRAPS ON HIS HELEMT ARE HIS EARS. HIS BIG TEETH AND OPEN MOUTHED SMILE. THE WAY HE MOVES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!???!??????! That’s a grown man with dick n balls what am I doing
Some designs for the side characters that I couldn’t be arsed to finish. Saxton is kangaroo because of corse he is. Admin is a bat because she never leaves her room, Pauling is mouse because is cute, Zhanna is bear like big brother, Merasmus is praying mantis, and Gray Mann + Olivia Mann are vultures! She’s so fluffy oh my god
Concept time. I fell in love with wrinkly floppy dog sniper. Adorable. Unfortunately I already had a dog so he had to go </3 kangaroo sniper was also axed. rip girl. Lots of diff designs for admin! Curtesy of @stangeranfanficion (thank u for the ideass) eagle soldier because it’s funny. Also zebra Pauling! I really like this one. If I make a horse au she’s going to be a zebra.
#tf2#tf2 fanart#furry#furry art#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#tf2 heavy#tf2 whole team#furrification#lol#tf2 saxton hale#tf2 administrator#miss pauling#zhanna tf2#merasmus#gray mann#olivia mann#ruths doodles#Holy crap that’s a lot of tags
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Stroke me slow daddy and do yo best, bring that big dick package no UPS 🤑😮💨💅
#drop them drawers#ill suck yo balls#like a kangaroo im bout to hop on that dick#jeffrey dean morGULP
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