#kaminari d.

[mistghost]

𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒆…

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He sees you walking down the aisle with your white dress and your bouquet of flowers. At that moment the world stops for him, it’s like he’s seeing an angel and he’s in heaven. Seeing you so happy and beautiful makes him want to cry. Surely enough he cries, he swore he wouldn’t, but seeing you like this on your wedding day made his heart feel full. Why wouldn’t he cry? You were the love of his life, his soulmate. He wants to stop crying but he can’t. He’s just to happy. By the time you arrive to the alter you are also crying, with one hand you wipe his tears and he swore he could die happily right at that moment. He composes himself and looks at you with such loving and adoring eyes. Mentally promising himself to always love you, protect you, cherish you, support you until death separates you both.

“Let’s already get married, shall we love?”

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Portas D Ace, Vinsmoke Sanji, Sabo, Monkey D. Luffy, Izuku Midoriya, Hanta Sero, Denki Kaminari, Eijirou Kirishima, Spirit Albarn, Yato, Kyōjurō Rengoku, Tengen Uzui, Uzumaki Naruto, Minato Namikaze, Hashirama Senju, Izumi Miyamura, Toru Ishikawa, your favorite character…

[bumfuzzled-bee]

⚡️ Staticky ⚡️

[mysteriesmuse]

Football Player Katsuki + Marching Band Girlfriend

Like all his stupid friends here, he met you at UA University Freshmen Orientation — Group 1-A. The same group of eclectic college kids that are around today all hanging out between the Varisty Sports and Spirit Teams. Still doesn’t understand how you all managed to be put together like that. Katsuki sees you regularly ever since then. Football Player Katsuki who sees you sitting in the university cafeteria sitting with Squeaky, Tape Arms, and Round Cheeks all smiles and giggles or all slouched and complaining. And on game days when he’s got the time he and some of the team go over and sit with y’all. Because Kirishima is real good friends with those two woodwind idiots— so Bakugou initially just gets dragged along. Football Player Katsuki Who always send a big wink and grin your way as he’s running through the tunnel before the start of the game. Who compliments your playing to the rest of the team and the compliments spread like wildfire back to your director and now you’re yelling back about “Katsuki stop complimenting my playing by name. Director Yamada keeps putting me on tunnel duty — at this point he’s gonna make it a permanent thing!” And Katsuki always shrugs watching the way you’re fighting a smile, instrument in hand, but he loves it when you do the pre-game mini pep tunnel thing with him. Always gets the chance to take a pre-game (pre pregame) photo with you. All color-coordinated with his jersey and your marching uniform. Football Player Katsuki Always standing on the sidelines with the other big players Midoriya, Todoroki, and Kirishima as y’all set up for pregame. The four of them taking the time to watch what y’all are doing — even if it’s the same each time. And if he’s part of kick off then he KNOWS he’s about to be running towards y’all as you scramble off the field. And he���s barreling towards the sidelines when he spots you in the crowd. Always making goofy faces at you when he slows down: big old monster hands and downright terrifying snarl of his canines and molars, but LIVES to see you smile bright when you notice him — fellow section members now knowing him by look slapping you on the lapels to grab you attention. For Katsuki to then mime a couple clicks of a paparazzi camera back at you. sauntering over with the rest of his team back to the sideline with a faint shout of “ — you looked good!” Leaves you with a section full of snickers and teases when you’re in the stands.

Football Player Katsuki who steps on your toes all the time for these dangerous and unorthodox training schemes that his denfensive coach Aizawa comes up with. Your director Yamada somehow agreeing to letting the entire defensive team zig-zag through the marching bands box-drill warm-up. Coach Aizawa doesn’t even regulate everyone to specific sections of the “drill” — which is what you band kids read and walk everyday. He lets the team run their laps beforehand to limber up and Bakugous sharp red eyes are always watching as you’re coaching your section on the whole drill. The angst on you and his friends faces makes him wince espically when the drills starts — it’s like a mazey hell of some kinda freaky spooky mind-control shit bc you’re all moving the exact same — and also not.

Bakugou’s a big guy — tall shoulders, broad shoulders, and pretty jacked — and so is the rest of the team. And Bakugou always ends up in your section of the drill: the team and marchers absolutely scared out of their wits. And luckily y’all have your stinking movements memorized for all these turns bc you always end up turning smack dab into his chest — at least once (and no y’all do not have instruments that’d be irresponsible on Director Yamada’s part) — and then being able to maneuver around him with a beaming grin and a polite little shove into a safe spot always pausing in chanting the numbers to say, “better luck next time babe!” 7- 8. And when it’s said and done you and his friends will skip over to him and Kirishima. All laughing and comparing tallies of how many people got in your way — and he can feel his ears steaming with the way you playfully punch his shoulder and say that he’s “always on your dot” whatever the hell that means. Football Player Katsuki who practically has your little band songs memorized for all his plays. And he makes a lot of touchdowns — always waiting on that delayed cheer of your voice coming from the band stands afterwards

— always looking up waiting for your delayed smile and wave, bc you were busy fighting down a smile while playing and dancing to the fight song for the touchdown he just made.

you, Round Cheeks, Squeaky, and Tape Arms always bursting into a song and singing your parts to some band kids tunes whenever some particular trigger word falls from someone’s mouth in conversation.

Like his number? 17? He can’t get past the Seven part because Uraraka starts wailing on an imaginary horn singing the low brass line while you and the two woodwind nerds start throwing down some funky dance moves.

and he hates himself when he’s taking a break on the sidelines and him and current benchwarmer Shinsou start humming some little ditty when Midoriya and Kirishima make a first down on the field. The two of them sharing concerned glares before staring up at y’all laughing and wailing just down the way. “We never speak of this again, got it?” “Got it.”

Football Katsuki whom you always pass on your way to set-up for pregame. The man always covered in dirt and grime with his hairband pushing back his blonde bangs. The little stereotypical thick black paint smudged across his face as you pass by him with a gentle little hand to the back. And he turns around with those red eyes accentuated by those big black smears and gives you a grinning smile. Always attempting to peck his gf’s cheek before you go into place and you always taking a step back with a teasing giggle, “can’t right now ‘Suki I’m in uniform.” And you love watching his nose scrunch and his eyes flutter open, lips still pucked as you blow him a kiss. The student going crazy because the camera man has caught onto y’all a few times. Suki’ always crossing his arms and rolling his eyes shouting “break a leg!” As you prepare. Football Player Katsuki who waits around with his mates before he sees you run over to him. You and your friends now changed into regular clothes and ready to head home and shower. After he’s just helped win the whole thing and you’re walking, stomping, staggering over to him in shambles and you come up and dodge HIS KISS??! Always whining and pointing an accusatory finger like “Suki’ you made my lips hurt!” And he’s always like baby how?? And you’re like too many good touchdowns. I had to play the fight song too many times :(

Has his mates howling!!! 👏 he just doesn’t understand :((

Football Player Katsuki who also makes that adorable scrunchy face of confusion when you flip-flop between telling him that’s he’s gonna help take the team all the way to the championship!! And then you pulling back with a fearful face and whispering, “but then I have to go to finals. I have to play at finals. I have to be on the band bus to get to finals.” And he chuckles and naively says oh it can’t be that bad. Only to get a genuine slap to his arm as you glare up at him “never say that again.” A dark energy he can only explain as marching band trama when he sees your frantic pleas of a text when he tells you he’s about to reach the point in the flight where he’s gotta put his phone up. He believes you when y’all show up days later at the venue. All smelly, all angsty, all hangry from the drive over. Has him cooing over you as you mumble and grumble waiting in line with an equally agitated Round Cheeks and Ponytail as the band waits for its 400 or so members to be given room keys. A total sunshine/dark cloud reversal. Always shakes his head at Dance/Cheer Team Friend Mina who’s already been here the same amount of time he has. Short pink curls bouncing over to ask how it’s been only to see everyone else with glare as if her cheery attitude is a death wish. Immediately cowering behind him and cooing and fretting over y’all band kids just the same seriously what happened to y’all? Doesn’t matter, y’all won’t answer. The band bus is still the band bus even in college. Football Player Katsuki who helps drive/walk you home afterwards again getting a flimsy puffy and chapped lipped peck at your door after every game. Being incredibly dramatic as insists he’s in “kiss withdrawal” when you don’t kiss him the next day because your lips are still recovering. LIVES for the day-after when you’re all better. And you finally give him a good fixing of those kisses he’s been missing out on. And he looks so smitten with all your invisible chapstick lip stains and little mosquito pecks; absolutely adorable. And you can’t help but roll your eyes when he pouts up at you, blinking those thick lashes. “Still in a tremendous deficit!” He nods eagerly as you rolls your eyes and start smooching every corner and curve of his face again. Laughing between kisses “seriously suki’ it hurts! you don’t understand”

you’re right he doesn’t, but luckily he’ll wait for his victory kisses. Doesn’t ever wanna put you in more pain after a game day 🥺

[starlitrays]

⌗ MHA STUDENTS MASTERLIST – ( mha students masterlist ) navigation link. masterpost.

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | IZUKU MIDORIYA ;; " deku "

there's nothing here yet.

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | SHOTO TODOROKI ;; " shoto "

SO THIS IS LOVE? – coming soon ! ↳ what happens when your best friend, shoto, tells you he wants to know what love is like and that he wants it to be you he shares it with

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | KATSUKI BAKUGO ;; " dynamight "

KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE – 1.7k words ↳ appeasing your fans and the press with your fake boyfriend, katsuki bakugo

ANGEL-IN-LAWS – coming soon ! ↳ headcannons about mitsuki and masaru as your in-laws

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | EIJIRO KIRISHIMA ;; " red riot "

FROM BREAKING CURFEW TO SETTING BEDTIMES – coming soon ! ↳ thinking about the early days of your relationship and friendship with your husband, eijiro

HEARTS OF GOLD, BOUND TO FIND ONE ANOTHER – coming soon ! ↳ just sunshine kirishima and slightly less sunshiney reader fluff

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | MINA ASHIDO ;; " pinky "

GIRL OF MY DREAMS – 1.6k words, ANGST ↳ pointlessly pining over mina, one of your best friends from ua who you don't talk to anymore

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | HANTA SERO ;; " cellophane "

STRINGS OF ATTACHMENT – 0.8k words, drabble, ANGST ↳ waking up in your exes bed again is already not something you're proud of, but why does he make it awkward?

SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET – coming soon ! ↳ sometimes there aren't words, sometimes there isn't time for words, of course hanta doesn't always think before he acts

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | DENKI KAMINARI ;; " chargebolt "

ALWAYS, FOREVER – coming soon ! ↳ platonic fic where you help denki during a breakdown and comfort him afterwards

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | TENYA IIDA ;; " ingenium "

there's nothing here yet.

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | HITOSHI SHINSO ;; " mind jack (?) "

there's nothing here yet.

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | NEITO MONOMA ;; " phantom thief "

there's nothing here yet.

── ᵎᵎ ✦ | MULTI & MISC

there's nothing here yet.

© 2024 starlitrays

[mayonesavegana]

Today I discovered through my favorite characters that my type is smart people, nerds, sunshine idiots, women who could destroy me and boys who could be Spider-Man.

[chargeblt]

Hatsume’s having me try a new costume.. What do we think, chat?

[xn4vyl1c1ousx]

Happy birthday..

CW: fluff, birthday special, headcannons

WC: 476..

now playing: n/a

12am.. your eyes shot open as your door was slammed open by your best friend, in their hand was a messy cake which was clearly handmade with love. On it scribbled "Happy 18th Birthday!" in messy icing. "Happy birthday!" They said as they rushed over to your bedside excitedly.

You sat up in your bed and rubbed the sleep out of your eyes, the initial shock having faded the second you realized who was at your door. You turned to face them and smiled as you read the time on your clock, 12 am. "Wow is it really my brirthday already? Holy shit i literally went to sleep like 3 hours ago," you chuckled softly.

You turned your bedside lamp on, letting you get a better look at their beaming face and the cake they had made. A single candle on the cake, enough for you.

"I had to be the one to say it first! I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't do this!" They laughed as they pulled a lighter out of their pocket and lit the candle which was placed directly in the middle of the cake. "Now let me wish you a happy birthday!"

They started signing happy birthday softly, with a smile on their face. As they sang, they slowly put the cake down on your night stand, being careful not to ruin or drop it.

"Happy birthday dear y/n, happy birthday to you," Their smile seemed to shine brighter than the candle that was right in front of them. This was a tradition they themselves started. Every birthday at 12 am the other would come in to surprise their friend. You were the first to be surprised. It was your 10th birthday when they decided to start, with the help of both of your set of parents of course.

"C'mon, make a wish!" you snapped out of your daze when they spoke, their hand coming up and poking you in the side.

"Okay okay hold on," you closed your eyes and thought of something. When you finally had your wish, you opened your eyes and blew out the candle. They smiled and hugged you, saying another Happy Birthday before they squeezed you lightly and let you go.

"What did you wish for?"

"I can't tell you!" You playfully shoved them and chuckled, "If i tell you it wont come true."

"You're right, you're right." They got up from the floor and laid in your bed, getting comfy, "Lets go to sleep so we can enjoy the cake for breakfast."

You smiled before pulling out the extra blanket for them and handing it over. As you two laid in your bed, them already asleep you smiled and thought over your wish again.

I wished we would always be like this. In every universe, every year. And every lifetime..

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E. KIRISHIMA, O.Uraraka, D.KAMINARI, LUFFY, I.Midoriya, TOGA, M.ASHIDO, Twice, USSOP, Tengen, MITSURI, ALICE, EMMET, jacob.

A/N: WOAH SURPRISE POST!! I typed this up in less than half a day for my birthday and im kinda happy with the way it turned out. As the drabble goes, this is my birthday post, I've never experienced this but I hope to one day. It seems like the best way to be woken up on your birthday. Anyway, happy birthday to me, big 118! I'll be back to posting on just saturdays after this and occasionally on special occasions i will post (like this one). Okay thats all b-bye :3

© xn4vyl1c1ousx . do not repost, plagiarize, or translate.

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@sunolls

[everydaydenki]

[daggos]

Wanna make another...

Dis one for me little Belga.

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Given a tiny that has no fuckin clue the danger they're in.

Like, you'd have to spell it out for this tiny that "you are in the hands of a giant and are about to get eaten" kinda stupid. But, hey, that just, somehow, makes them just that much more appealing to keep around for a little while.

Carry them around in your hand as they babble on and on about all they've managed to 'borrow' from you. Just give em a minute to let them realize just how deep of shit they've put themselves in when they spill ALL of it.

Cause they don't know when to stop. They're like a cat. "You're not a giant, deadly creature that could kill me with a singe finger. You're just a big tiny!"

And that's when they aren't just completely enraptured by the things around him that he couldn't dream of passing by with the speed your moving at while just walking.

That's all they're worried about.

You could have this tiny in your mouth and they'd just be gushing about how cool and sharp your teeth look.

Make a little experiment out of it.

Swallow them.

See if they figure out just how easily they could have died there if you didn't send them to your storage just then.

And don't mistake this for trust!

This is pure stupidity, my friend.

Don't even get me started on the fact they'd actually try to fight you if they got upset at something you said. You think they're joking?

Try again.

This bitch has no sense of self-preservation nor do they even know what it means to. To them, they're getting ready to square up with a person who was an idiot. Not them.

Watch the cogs slowly turn in their head when they realize they're trying to fight someone who's fist is the size of them.

And when they realize, do they backtrack? Try to save themselves?

Hell no! This just makes it more fun! More challenging!

[love-fictional-ppl]

Master Post

*=smut, !=angst, #=fluff, (16+)= not exactly smut but not appropriate for under 16

Attack on Titan

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Updated: 09/22/24

[devivi12]

Cause and Effect by SapphireGamgee

[beardedbailiff]

BNHA INCORRECT QUOTES

*the boys are playing D&D, with Midoriya as GM*

Midoriya: Ye have arrived at a fork in the path on your way. But beware, before ye stands two guards. One guard always tells the truth, and one guard always lies. To proceed forwards, ye may only be allowed one question to ask to attain an absolute truth. Obtain a lie - may Hell have mercy on your soul. Choose. Wisely.

Bakugo: Oh my God, Midoriya. I said I was sorry for taking your lunch from the fridge!!

Midoriya: Wrong answer!! The guard ruthlessly slices off ye head. May ye soul rest in eternal torment.

Bakugo: Oh, come on!

Todoroki: *to Kaminari* Remind me to never piss Midoriya off. I’d like my head still attached to my neck, thank you very much.

Kaminari: Agreed. Cast a True Resurrection spell to bring Bakugo back from the dead just to witness Hell on Earth?

Todoroki: Oh, definitely.

[mmriesoftvat]

"number six, no nut november."

[flfverse]

Hiii woke up at five to pee and saw your kiri post so I HAD to drop in w my thots obvi

I’m such a trans!o kiri lover, mainly bc crossed with the “stealth dom” idea you mentioned it really adds some flavor to the class lineup? Like, it seems to me that so far everyone in class a feels pretty confident in their orientations, trans or not, and that’s great of course but I’d love to see someone who maybe doesn’t like their orientation/doesn’t feel confident in it too! And thinking about kirishima’s other self confidence issues in canon makes me feel like he could be a good fit 🤔

His “manliness” seems more to me like a catch all term he uses for people who live proudly and have good hearts beyond just being a traditional “man”?—it makes me think maybe he would find honesty and self confidence manlier than just being a dom, so I think he would really admire people who live their truths without shame! But on the other side of that, I think that would make him struggling with his own orientation even more interesting, because it creates the question of “is it manlier to be confident and satisfied with the orientation I was born with or to be proud and open about who I feel I truly am knowing others will criticize me?” Which of course begs the question, dom to sub or sub to dom? (Since I’m assuming we’re operating with those two terms for him!)

Being sub to dom might make that question easier to answer for him, since he’ll face criticism by being a sub hero or a trans hero either way, so it ultimately comes down to looking for the answer in himself. I can see that route being slightly easier, because like selectively bigoted people will see that and be like “wellll if he’s been a dom all along it makes sense to have him be a hero” while still side eying subs like hawks or midoriya in the field. So it’s like “hmm do we prefer a sub hero or a trans hero” and that’s some kind of public dividing question.

Butttt on the other hand, dom to sub kiri might make the question harder! Because he’s living comfortably (on the outside) as a dom hero (student? I feel like he’d probs be going through this soul searching during school but idk how your timeline shapes up w that lol) and has so much to lose by being openly trans AND a sub. But I think his friends who attended the pride rally would probably tell him that it’s okay not to be out to everyone, that he’s allowed to come to terms with things in his own time and that he doesn’t owe anyone else an explanation. I think he would take comfort in that until the day he was ready to be “manly” about it and come out in a public way. There would be more backlash from the variety of bigots, which is of course good for ✨flavor✨, but especially there could be puppy kiri!!!

As for the puppy kiri agenda: I’m all in, please give it to us even if it’s just a crumb I’m begging 🙇 but I think it would be just. So delicious. To get to read kirishimas like first scenes trying to figure that out with a dom? Doesn’t have to be sero if it’s pre their arrangement but just like a homie he trusts not to mock him. Because the angst/hurt/comfort potential of a trans oriented kid working through figuring out their new orientation (pre hrt to make it more frustrating? Question mark? 👀) is just So Real to me I’m practically frothing at the mouth. Like I’m on my hands and knees over here wren just to see kirishima trying and getting frustrated and embarrassed and having to be reassured is so special to me wahhhh. Or GOD if he’s like “lol guys I’m def a dom” to his friends and like a sub friend asks to scene and he’s like “ofc bro!” But then they do it and he’s like “why does this feel so fucked up..?” Typa beat. Cue drop. Or just a baby spiral hehe. But I wanna know what that realization looks like now UGH why do you do this to me!!! /pos 💞

So this is me coming out and saying I’m pro dom to sub Kirishima lmao sorry I had to lay all that out just to get to this point.

I was also sooo curious, since you’re thinking about kink variety atm, and since it’s no man’s land for bkdk, if you have anyone in mind who really enjoys pain? Or also, just if you had any other particular kink varieties you were thinking about!

ANYWAY loved the new chapter I had an awful day and it really held me together getting to read the fic again so thank you!!💞✨

WAHH anon this was so nice to wake up to <3

you’re SO right that it could go in pretty much any direction lol, so many options, but i’m definitely leaning toward trans!sub!kiri i think. i feel like he would try to hide it for a while (maybe from the class for at least a year, and from the public into adulthood i can see easily) for fear of backlash, but also out of worry that he’s maybe…appropriating sub/trans issues? he’s just an ally, guys, he’s not Actually trans haha…ha..

and ugh the angst potential anon your MIND…..i can absolutely see him trying to dom someone and freaking out about it. i wonder who the first person he’d come out to is 👀 the heart says sero perhaps? or one of the other trans kids? at any rate i imagine it’s not bakugou bc he’s nervous about their friendship (bakugou of course thinks that was stupid when he does find out).

and 🥺 trying to sub for the first time and puppy kiri in general is so. i love him he deserves the WORLD. i’m thinking either bakugou or sero for that but who knows who knowsss

OKAY BUT KINK VARIETY……ehehe. it is a little hard to figure out but so far i have kaminari being my sort of catch-all “will try anything once” guy. i think shinsou is like a huge sadist (which may just be some fics i read talking, but shh) but also like, the biggest sweetheart, and he will flip in a second once you get to aftercare.

i’m sure i’ve had other thoughts but i can’t think of them right now lol??? idk. this is an open invitation for everyone to send me their headcanons.

pain is one of those things that i don’t mind reading but doesn’t personally appeal to me so it’s like…who do i give that to. shouto, to match shinsou. i’m realizing that i haven’t thought much about class a beyond my five main guys. oh! as i’ve mentioned izuku is my little exhibitionist. i should do more with that sometime. and this isn’t exactly a kink but now i have a hc that kaminari does a lot of solo stuff, for fun not necessity, and the gang has an unspoken agreement to keep an eye on him if he wanders into the common room during/after that.

also i want to shinsou to use his quirk SO bad but we know that. i feel like it would take a long time for him to get comfortable with that, though. and gags/muzzles are not something he would ever do, verbal answers are important to him. i think shouto would be a bit of a service sub/dom bc *gestures at backstory* but at the same time pillow princess shouto rights. he can be both, right?

as far as outside of class a….gah this is really hard. i usually scroll ao3 for inspo lol and i will be honest i have mostly been looking at puppy play recently bc i was thinkin about kirishima soo. no thoughts. head empty. i have no idea what dabihawks are going to be into really yet bc hawks has sooo much trauma and a lot of misconceptions to work through and it could go lots of ways for him. i will say that i definitely know for sure handfeeding and gags are hard nos for him right now, which we saw in FF chapter 8. and i know why. but i’m not telling yet >:3. that is something i want him to get over tho. for healing. yes. OH also i feel like hawks would take a lot of comfort in cnc eventually, bc again, the trauma. other than that, i have no idea.

and ofc to no one’s surprise toga is rlly into blood and knives in all parts of her life. good for her. i thiiink once i implied shigaraki’s also into pain? so there’s that.

i think i was all over the place just now. whoops. anyway i’m adding Several things to my wip list because of this ask and the Only reason i’m not going to scribble something out for kiri right now is because i have a huge essay due tomorrow night that i have not started ✌️ but if i make good progress on that and i still have the itch i may do it. i may do it anyway. i’m not known for my decision making skills.

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hi! can i please req a matchup for AOT, One Piece, and MHA? thank u!!

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: straight

zodiac/MBTI: cancer and esfp

appearance: 2b curly brown hair, brown eyes, brown skin, 5'7 and not fat but not skinny

personality: i love to tell jokes, i like saying what comes to mind, i dont tend to think before i speak which people have told me is a bad habit, and i am very outgoing

likes and dislikes: i like music(kanii, drake, odetari, a$ap, etc) i loveee dogs, love chocolate, love sour food, dont really have any dislikes other than people who put their friends down for social status

hobbies: listening to music, working out, drawing, cooking and watching youtube

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I'm currently up to episode 296 (Enies Lobby) of One Piece so please keep that in mind while reading. Sorry it took so long. I hope you like your matchups!

In Attack on Titan, I match you with...

You and Connie are the comedy duo of the 104th, much to the chagrin of everyone else. You’re unstoppable, especially if Sasha decides to join in.

I think Connie has the same problem with speaking before he thinks things through, so if either of you think the other is about to say something out of line around the wrong person, you’re able to stop them before it goes too far. You are each other's filters.

In a modern au, Connie would love watching videos with you. He has spent so many hours watching every random YouTube video that pops up that his algorithm’s a mess. It just throws everything at him at this point.

I also see Connie as a dog person so he’d love going to animal shelters or pet shops with you to say hello to all the cute dogs, both young and old.

Loves eating anything you cook for him! He’s not great in the kitchen but is more than willing to help out with little things like cutting and stirring if you need a hand.

In One Piece, I match you with...

Much like Connie, Luffy also has a habit of speaking without thinking first. However, he has no problems with this and will most likely encourage you to speak you mind around him.

Will never put you down. He’s your biggest cheerleader so everything you do will be a big deal with him around. Whether it’s working out, cooking, or making a joke, Luffy thinks you’re amazing.

Speaking of cooking, if you manage to convince Sanji to lend you the kitchen, Luffy would be over the moon to try the food you make.

Sure, he loves Sanji’s cooking (and will eat anything given the chance), but eating something made by the person you care about most is a whole other level of amazing.

Luffy also loves working out with you. He’s an interesting opponent if you want to practise fighting since you never know what he’s going to do next but he’s also good to do other forms of training with.

In My Hero Academia, I match you with...

Rounding out the trio with another one who speaks his mind without considering the consequences. Denki knows saying the wrong thing at the wrong time is bad, but will that stop him? No.

Enjoys listening to music with you. He’s got a pretty wide taste so anything you play will be okay with him. As long as you’re able to dance to it and you’re both having fun, he’s down for anything.

Another one who is mildly addicted to watching videos. Much like Connie, Denki will watch anything and everything that shows up in his feed so he’s also happy to watch whatever you’re watching.

I don’t see Denki as someone who works out by himself but he doesn’t mind doing it if he’s got company. He’d enjoy working out with you since you provide each other with the motivation to keep going when it gets tough.

Thinks your drawings are awesome! He can only draw stick figures and sad looking trees so no matter how bad you think your drawing might be, he’s always there to hype you up.

[mytheoristavenue]

Premature Ejaculation with your Favs!

Summary: You pity your incel classmate and pay his dorm a visit. Little do you know is all it takes is few French kisses to finish him off.

Warnings: college!au, modern!au, incel!character, virgin!character, misogyny, premature ejaculation, degredation, dom!reader, fem dom, sub!character, male sub

"O-Oh, fuck, please no, fuck-!" He hisses, shifting away from you, stiff as a board. "Oh my fucking god, shit, I'm so fucking sorry!"

All you can do is giggle at the wet spot on the front of his sweats and the humiliated crack in his voice. "Did you seriously jizz your pants?" You snort cruelly. "We were barely even making out!"

"D-Don't laugh! Fuck!" He scolds, covering himself as he awkwardly maneuvers off the bed. "Fuck's sake, cut me some slack, I've never done this before!"

"Awe, don't get all pissy!" You snicker, watching him waddle to the bathroom. "It's fine that you're a no pump chump, really! It's cute, actually!"

"I'm so glad you find this amusing," He grumbles, cleaning himself and dropping his sweats, walking out in just boxers and an old t-shirt. "'Cause I sure as hell don't." He ranted while tossing through a hamper to find a clean-ish pair of pants, having to do the sniff test on nearly everything.

"You really should clean your room, ya know? Maybe you'd actually get girls that way." You joke, lounging on his bed. "Girls don't like nasty rooms, dude."

He rolled his eyes, cheeks still pink. "Are you saying I don't get bitches?" He asked, stepping into a pair of pajama pants.

"More or less," You smirk at the irritated scowl he presented. "Also, don't call women bitches if you ever plan on changing that."

"All women are bitches," He says, turning back to you with a cocky grin. "And if I don't get any, why are you in my bed?"

"I felt bad for you, you're like a wet cat." You deadpan, hiding the fact that his last words dripped with more sex appeal than even he intended. "And I like messing with virgins."

"Shut up," He grumbled, the wind taken from his sails. "I don't need your pity, I could pull if I wanted to. Just got better shit to do."

"You mean like edging to hentai while all your friends go out to party?" You sneer, eyes flickering to his computer, pump bottle of lotion sitting beside the monitor so obviously.

"Oh my god, I hate you, is there a point to all this torment?" He finally asks, pacing the room, ready to throw you out.

You smile sweetly, catching his eye. You look so inviting as you lean back in his bed on your palms. "Hey, creep?" You coo and he gulps. He used to hate when you called him that, but now it melts him. He's already crawling over you nervously, shaking like a leaf.

"Y-Yeah?" He asks through quivering lips, hard on painfully obvious. You smirk at his short refractory period.

"Let's try again, yeah? I won't tell anyone you're a minute man if you try and hold out as long as you for me can this time m'kay?"

"O-Okay!"

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