#kalichnikov

[augment-techs]

[coquelicoq]

[Image description: 7 stills from the anime “Natsume’s Book of Friends” featuring the character Matoba Seiji with tumblr text posts edited in.

Image 1: Matoba smirks and side-eyes an offscreen Natsume and Natori in a dark cave. The text post is by tumblr user sulkings and reads ":) (threateningly)"

Image 2: Matoba sips tea while sitting across from Natsume at a low table in his estate in the Eastern Forest. Text post by ChewyPussy reads "arent you tired of your current issues? don't you want new problems"

Image 3: A shot from above of Natsume lying on the floor unconscious as Matoba and two of his henchmen loom over him. Text post by TheirMajestyFang reads "Contrary to popular belief, I do not approve of senseless violence. I only approve of very sensible and rational violence, which is all the violence that my buddies and I specifically commit"

Image 4: A teenage Matoba smirks slightly after shooting an arrow to banish a youkai that several other exorcists had failed to banish. Text post by notdestinym reads "sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else but then I remember I am"

Image 5: Matoba stands in the background holding his bow as Nyanko-sensei (in his larger form) lies in the foreground with an arrow sticking out of him. Text post by BuckyKingOfMemes reads "you call it 'a heinous violation of legal and ethical rules,' i call it 'creative problem-solving'"

Image 6: Matoba stands in front of the dungeon in which he's had Natsume imprisoned. His eyes are closed and he's making a mudra with one hand while reciting a spell to torture a youkai as Natsume begs him to stop. Text post by kalichnikov reads "im not gonna release your soul from my magic gem. so stop asking"

Image 7: Matoba smiles at an offscreen Natsume he has kidnapped and tied up. Text post by LH-78 reads "smile… it confuses people."

/end ID]

[guy who doesn't want to have to share his pastries with anyone voice] do you want some food? it's not poisoned /_^

natsuyuu characters as text posts 2/?

[maklodes]

This isn't related to the main point, but are the Sisters of Battle still around? The adepta sororitas had a coherent lore reason that coexisted with the setting as a whole, including its view of gender roles (legal loopholes that prevented the ecclesiastical branch of the imperium from maintaining "men under arms" or something). Did they get rid of those? (Granted, IIRC sisters weren't as tough, one-for-one, as space marines, but they were still tougher on average than imperial guards.)

“You just wrote your medieval fantasy setting to have medieval gender roles and homophobia and prejudice because you secretly fantasize about being able to be sexist and homophobic in a land with no PoC without any pushback! It’s fantasy, there’s dragons and wizards, it doesn’t have to have prejudice unless you, the writer, want it like that! In *my* D&D setting, there’s no sexism or homophobia, so that gay transgender women of all races can be holy knights fighting to protect the good kingdom from the endless hordes of the evil dark race that has threatened its borders for a thousand years!”

[anim-ttrpgs]

Holy crap we went from 90 to 106 followers over the weekend!

Thank you all so much for sharing our posts around! We definitely want to reach as many people as possible and at least get them playing the upcoming demo version even if they don’t spring for the full version. (which you can get for $5 right now on our Patreon; you don’t even have to commit to a subscription, you can just pay the $5 and then cancel after you download it. The subscription just ensures you get all the subsequent updates too as the game continues to be playtested, tweaked, and developed.)

Also, I can’t give you an exact figure set in stone, but based on our calculations it will only take 100 Kickstarter backers to get Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy to its base goal on Kickstarter when we launch it early next year. So, if all of our followers backed it, we would hit the base goal instantly, and move on to the stretch goals which would mean more art by the lovely ladies @chaospyromancy and @qsycomplainsalot. Check out their tumblr pages for an idea of the quality you can expect if we meet our stretch goals.

Once again, thank you all for your support. Now I’m going back to work on those updated monster character creation rules and the the Grievous Wound rules, plus a couple of tweaks based on feedback from the very, very successful playtest where the characters of @kawaiite-mage, @thepleasuregoblin, @kalichnikov, and @horseabortion69 solved a low-stakes “murder mystery” in a haunted house attraction. Only one of them had ever played the game before, but even the new players were able to take to it right away both because they're good players and because Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy is easy to pick up but hard to put down.

The October update is gonna be a big one, as it should be for a horror-mystery game. TRYING to get it out before Friday but I can't make any promises.

[chaospyromancy]

commission for @kalichnikov! thank you so much for commissioning me :-)

i'm available for comms! all the info in my pinned post

[sirobvious]

@kalichnikov send a chat message to @thetruthaboutmatt-smalls

[alphabetmafioso]

kalichnikov (inventor of the AK, among other guns) also regretted his choices towards the end of his life

[journobyl]

dear kalichnikov

you are my fav tumblr blog

ty

[super-metroid]

That's why the meme shows the horse race next to the first timeline, it's not related to the part 6 stuff :o)

i know that, but i feel like most people still have that misconception

[carnival-phantasm]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOY

Thanks Mikhail!

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr post kalichnikov reading: Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who call the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room.

Tumblr post from natashaFromFallout reading: Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser point. I can kill it just find, sounds like a skill issue little buddy. /End ID]

[wyrmmaster]

[coolyo294]

kalichnikov replied to your post: Shes still got the railgun and emotional trauma...

god, seeing her smile again… makin me tell some kinda way

i feel this way about m4

[patchoulism]

kalichnikov があなたの投稿に返信しました “patchoulism: cerastesがあなたの投稿に返信しました “There is a substantially smaller...”

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[red-tips]

kalichnikov reblogged your post and added: “kalichnikov: hmm. everything that i look at is covered in sickening...”

if there was a time that time is now my man

wyrmmaster reblogged your post and added: “kalichnikov: hmm. everything that i look at is covered in sickening...”

you go and you finish every route of of right now...

I DONT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

[gaiden-gamer]

kalichnikov replied to your post: Would really like it if AR Team could start...

but how come STAR gets one then but nobody else

Bro I completely forgot that STAR got a costume and what’s worse is that I think it’s from the only event unlikely to brought over to NA. This triple sucks....