#kalib

[freak-phone]

made some quick introduction bios for my current favorite animals, my dnd guys. text transcript under the readmore! 

(^  art by @triptrippy​ hee hee)

Valdés

35

he/him

wizard (school of divination) & storm genasi

time period - late 1960s

formerly a human government researcher, currently a house player for a mob-run casino after a freak incident & drastic self-reinvention. obsessed with luck to counteract the curse he's been stricken with.

sensitive and friendly, but often tactless without meaning to be. neurotic and reactive.

Melvin

30

he/him

healer build rogue, half-elf

time period - victorian

an odd medical salesman and back-alley doctor and surgeon. has a bad reputation and is known as a last resort for people with no other options, but does clearly have a genuine (if macabre) interest in medicine.

calm, cheerful and polite, but unsettling. kind, but not warm.

Opal

20s

he & they are fine but doesn't really care

rogue, half-alien

time period - futuristic

formerly a gig worker from a dystopian hyper-capitalist future. lived most of his life without looking up from the rat race of trying to make ends meet, but was recently freed by developing space-travelling alien powers and newfound self confidence.

very skittish and not very smart or worldly, but earnest and determined.

Kalibri

23

he/him

bard, triton

time period - 1980s

a musician with severe self image issues. to escape the expectations of his stifled life as a politician's son and avoid an unwanted arranged marriage, he faked his own death and adopted a new life disguised as a human pursuing a music career. surprisingly driven, if a bit tunnel-visioned.

moody, catty, and a little self-centered. typical wannabe rockstar attitude.

Ragni

47

he/him

ranger, windwaker rito (bateleur eagle)

time period -   i dont know. legend of zelda

a disgraced rito exiled from their society. past transgressions have earned him a sort of boogeyman reputation that he seems to mostly embrace. currently a reclusive huntsman, being brought out of hiding by a calling from Hylia herself. also, the father of the current gerudo prince.

blunt and stubborn. doesn't care much what others think of him, but trying to learn patience and personability. yes he has a face but he hasn't taken his mask off yet :-]

[ohsalome]

Oh man. An hour ago there was another air attack on Kyiv (which we defeated fully, thank the air defence). Turns out today arrived a delegation from Africa which wanted to offer a peace plan 💀💀💀

[hotpinkstaples]

Kon talking about Bart in the Ravers chat. Kal doesn’t know what cringe is, but Aura tells him to self-reflect before throwing stones.

[mibr0]

[mamawasatesttube]

Kaliber is SO funny. His vibes are just....that issue where they go on a road trip? Because he clocks that. Oh. They are on. *Earth*? He could go- *see Superman's city?* kon like. Yeah dude lol it'll be fun :) that man is such a fanboy snickers

RIGHT ITS SO CUTE. and then the way kon just grabs him and holds him out to clark like a naughty cat slakjdlkfd its so good. all around its just sooo good

[maxisdahades]

I got really fuckin bored so I made this It's based on the album cover of w 63 minuty dookoła świata by kaliber 44

[joeysmuttonchops]

[Superboy & The Ravers #8]

raver road trip!

[galli-halli]

Der Trailer für The World's Most Dangerous Show ist raus.

... und es sieht noch viel besser aus als erwartet.

[evelhak]

My current manuscript requires me to look at declined baby names in Finland and oh my it's fun. What on earth goes on in people's heads.

[trucetale]

Sooo I have been busy and it had nothing to do with this new edit of my Trucetale kiddos. I woke up and was like what if… instead of Brigadoom having younger kid syndrome by themself let’s double the trouble 😈

So introducing the second set of disaster twins Kaliber and Brigadoom Gaster!

Kaliber Gaster:

-Twin to Brigadoom Gaster and on of Zapf youngest kid.

-Marine Vet. who served his term along side his twin.

-Kaliber does meditate everyday, something he learned from Cooper.

-Like his older cousins and brothers he kintsugi his wounds using rose gold for his fangs and face wounds and regular gold for the rest of his body, he also dyed his bones a deep red color.

-He was asked by Sans to be his company’s Marketing lead since Kaliber has a hidden talent of woohing his audience, and talking his way out of trouble.

-He also side hustles as Vlad’s model when he goes to company meetings and company trips.

-Age: 38

-7” tall

Brigadoom Gaster:

-Twin to Kaliber Gaster and one of Zapf youngest kids.

-Marine Vet. who served their term along side their twin.

-Brigadoom does meditate everyday, something they learned from Cooper.

-Like their older cousins and brothers they kintsugi their wounds using rose gold for their body wounds and regular gold for their face, they also dyed their bones a dark grey color.

-They were asked by Sans to be the face of his company when it started to shoot off as he didn’t like public attention and would rather avoid any type of media since they have a more leader type of personality.

-Their whole wardrobe consists of clothes made by Vlad’s clothing company as they like to feel and look high end.

-Age: 38

-6’10” tall

*Whispers into mic* Hey listen I have a whole as story for the two of these guys and it will have a TW in it as they didn’t really grow up as law abiding kids before the military. I’m going to make a whole new post just for their family story, so Zapf and his kids are going to have a backstory post. So the Kali and Brigs now pretty much are a 180 of what they used to be and they are a lot closer to their older brothers and dad after some events happened in their life.

[michallepolonais]

KALIBER 44 - Moja obawa (bądź a klęknę) [OFFICIAL AUDIO]

[hotpinkstaples]

do you think the ravers knew that they were the ones to watch the bartkon 30-year-lovestory come to life? does kaliber know his fanboying flash was the reason why kon talked to the love of his life? do they know how important they all are to me specifically?

[boycannibal]

my ex was wrong about many things but he was soso right about kaliber 44

[mamawasatesttube]

kaliber from superboy and the ravers and kon should've kissed

like cmon. kon kicked his ass once and saved him from the space cops or whatever and the man immediately became the biggest kon simp in the galaxy. it's iconic!! they should've kissed!!!!!