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[kakuhidaweek]

after over 300 votes, it's time to announce...

'24 KakuHida Week Prompts

• 10/28: Head Trauma / Reunion

• 10/29: Secret Relationship / Pirates

• 10/30: Cuddling / Rain

• 10/31: Fake Dating / “You’re A Ray of Motherfucking Sunshine”

• 11/01: Experiment Gone Wrong / Aftercare

• 11/02: Love Letter / Save Me From Myself

•11/03: Therapy / Amnesia

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[phlebaswrites]

Midnight Musings

Summary:

Hidan knows many things.

But some truths are engraved deeper on the heart than others.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hidan/Kakuzu Word Count: 340 (Complete)

Part of Prompts for Pride 2023, this story was written for @zombie-honeymoon who requested:

soft kakuhida, with Hidan brushing or putting braids in Kakuzu's hair as he reads

Hidan breathes in the smoke, letting the familiar scent soothe him before he picks up the wooden comb and starts the long process of working the knots out of Kakuzu's tangled hair. His wrists ache where the iron manacles bit into them, but it's a phantom pain from wounds that healed as soon as he took them off and he knows it will be gone soon enough.

Besides, this closeness is worth it.

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[maphel-n-doodles]

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[woofgang69]

Title: Catch & Release

Rating: M

Relationship: Kisame Hoshigaki/Kakuzu

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, No Akatsuki AU, Bounty Hunters, Kisame lost his fight with fuguki and flees kiri, kakuzu's a bounty hunter which really isn't that different than canon, Enemies to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, smutty tags to be added when author actually writes those chapters

Summary:  Kakuzu assumed that Kisame Hoshigaki was going to be just like all of the other bounties he had ever cashed in, but he quickly realizes that Kisame isn't like anyone else he had ever met before.

and 🔗: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45627553?view_full_work=true

Written for deadliest catch for @kisames-corner‘s birthday bash!!

[narutofanonshinden]

Prompt Fill by @fireflylitsky

Modern Bounty Hunter AU featuring Kakuzu and kid!Fuu

Kakuzu’s been a bounty hunter for a good long while now. Best in the business some might say. When he’s offered a contract to locate and transport a target across the country to a very wealthy client, he initially declines. He doesn’t usually take jobs involving kids—too annoying, too messy—but they insist, and the price is too good to pass up.

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“Are you stealing that?” comes a small, inquisitive voice from beside him.

Kakuzu takes a deep breath from his nose. He’s not supposed to kill this little girl—just deliver her to his client—but goddamnit she’s making it difficult. Live capture bounties are the worst. Right now she’s at his side, looking up at him expectantly with those giant, creepy lantern eyes.

Without acknowledging her, Kakuzu continues shoving the merchandise into his satchel. 

“That’s bad,” Fuu tells him. “You’re not supposed to do that, y’know.”

“Keep talking about it and I'll add ‘murder’ to the list of things I’m not supposed to do today.”

Her mouth slants and she stares at him like she’s trying to assess the sincerity of that threat. Apparently she doesn’t think he means it because she keeps prattling on.

“I’m just trying to be your moral compass. I think you need one.”

He lets out a derisive snort of a laugh from beneath his mask. Where’d she get that from? Kids really do say the weirdest shit.

“And I don’t even like that kind,” she says, eyes on the honey oat granola bars he’s grabbing.

He looks directly at her, puts the granola bars in his pouch, and then grabs two more boxes. It’s vaguely amusing, the scowl it puts on her face, but even better, it shuts her up.

They peruse some other aisles in silence and are almost ready to leave when he feels a tug at his sleeve. Lord give him patience. He looks down to see Fuu, a tiny little thing really, clutching a candy bar—Reese’s cups.

He raises an annoyed brow. “What.”

After some brief hesitation, she holds out the candy. “If you’re going to be stealing food, can you do this one too, please?”

With a moment to look her over, he scoffs. “Do it yourself.”

“You want me to steal this?”

“Kid, there isn’t a thing you could do besides disappear that I want. Take it if you want it so bad, but don’t expect me to coddle you.”

It puts a despairing expression on her face, and she looks between him and the candy in her tiny hands.

“C’mon kid, it’s now or never. We’re leaving.” He walks past her, leading them to the exit. He doesn’t make an obvious show of watching her, but he takes note that she trots over to the display she found the candy on and puts it back. 

When they get in the car she’s quiet. Fuu lets her temple hit the window and just stares out for a while as they drive. Blessed silence.

Eventually when Kakuzu gets hungry enough to raid his snack sack, he notices her eyeing them from his periphery. Yeah. She’s probably hungry too. 

As much as it pains him to play babysitter, a cranky kid with an empty stomach is something he wants to avoid, so he holds one out to her. “Eat.”

“Mm.” She hums, unsure and making a face of distaste. Kakuzu isn’t sure how anyone can dislike honey oat, but whatever. “No thanks. I’m not hungry.”

As if on cue, her belly gurgles in protest like it’s calling her bluff.

“Suit yourself.” Kakuzu shrugs, shoving it back in his bag. More for him.

Fuu lets out a sigh and returns to sulking. “Aren’t we stopping somewhere to eat for real soon?”

“No.” He peels back the wrapper and crunches into the granola bar loudly. “You should’ve stolen that candy.”

“It’s bad to steal.”

“You didn’t seem to mind asking me to do it.”

“Yeah, well, that’s different...”

He glances over at her, brow slightly raised.

“The way I see it, you’re probably already going to the bad place. Y’know…” she drops her voice to a whisper, “h-e-l-l.”

Kakuzu actually laughs. It’s short and abrupt and barely distinguishable from a cough, but yeah, that caught him off guard, and yeah, she’s not wrong.

“Can’t argue with that,” he admits. “If there’s a hell, I’ll be there.” He’ll be the goddamn treasurer of hell for all he cares.

“I’m just sayin’,” she sighs with a shrug, staring out at the countryside. “No sense in both of us going down there.”

It’s not the worst logic he’s heard, he’ll give her that.

Fuu lets out an overwrought blustery noise. “Are we really not stopping for food soon? I’m just a kid. You’re supposed to feed m—” Something hits her in the head and tumbles into her lap. Kakuzu may or may not have thrown it at her. “Hey!” She complains, shooting him a disgruntled look, rubbing her cheek. “Hey!” She brightens when she finally looks at what actually hit her. “Reese’s! You stole it for me after all, thanks!”

Kakuzu rolls his eyes. “Some moral compass you are.”

She happily unwraps the peanut butter cup and shoves it in her mouth. “Never said what way I point.”

Kakuzu snorts. He needs to make it through another week and a half of this brat. Irritating as she is, at least she’s mildly entertaining at times.

Prompt of The Week

It's Fic Title Friday Saturday💖

Come up with a summary or scene for this not-yet-written fic titled, 'A Moral Compass for The Wayward Ninja'

[devildomresidentt]

𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟒’ (UPDATED)

I’ve come to the decision that I will be participating in Kinktober 24’, I’ll be posting a fic every other day.

Intro fic will be posted 9/14, every other fic written will be tagged below for your viewing, starting October 3rd.

Hope you enjoy the lineup for this year <3

Intro -> Intox + Mammon (OMSWD)

3/10 -> Marking + Beelzebub (OMSWD)

5/10 -> First Time + Armin Arlert (AOT!CollegeAU)

7/10 -> One Night Stand + Jiraiya (Naruto)

21/10 -> Dry Humping + Belphegor (OMSWD)

22/10 -> Edging + Satoru Gojo (JJK)

23/10 -> Size Difference + Kenpachi (Bleach)

24/10 -> Hate Sex + Eren Jeager (AOT!CollegeAU)

25/10 -> Risky Sex + Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

26/10 -> Degradation + Leviathan (OMSWD)

27/10 -> Praise + Suguru Geto (JJK)

28/10 -> Quickie + Kento Nanami (JJK)

29/10 -> Orgasm Control + Reiner Braun (AOT!CollegeAU)

30/10 -> Cock Warming + Diavolo (OMSWD!)

31/10 -> Threesome + Kakuzu/Hidan (Naruto)

This list is up for change, days may be skipped and prompts/charas may be swapped or changed, Viewer Discretion Advised

[zombie-honeymoon]

@kakuhidaweek

Day 2 - Prompt: Secret Relationship

Rating: E Warnings: None Ship: Kakuzu/Hidan Words: 3,005 Complete: Undecided lol

Summary:

Interoffice relationships are strictly forbidden, but Kakuzu and Hidan think they can be careful and no one will find out. However, Nagato is more observant they they give him credit for.

As Kakuzu tucks his shirt back into his trousers and adjusts his tie, Hidan is already out of his office and looking like nothing’s amiss—aside from a grin he just can't seem to help paired with a fading orgasmic flush that colors his face and throat. A flush Kakuzu knows extends down his chest, as he had the pleasure of watching as it crept up into his face. A telltale sign he was about to come. He also knows Hidan is loud. And had to cover his mouth with his hand that’s now covered in bite marks, some deep enough to have broken the skin.  Kakuzu doesn’t mind, in fact he likes it, likes being marked. And if anyone were to ask what happened, he’ll tell them his dog bit him. It isn’t too far from the truth. 

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[bridgetotheskyyy]

Kinktober list

a/n: I won't have a prompt for every day of october bc I'm T I R E D and I burn myself out too easily! 18+ only, all characters aged up

gangbang • akatsuki nipple play + corruption • megumi size kink • kisame praise kink • kisuke cheating • armin spit kink + degradation • deidara abs riding + cum play • rock lee wardrobe malfunction • higuruma voyeurism + aphrodisiac • kisuke public sex • yuta tentacles + masturbation • killer bee threesome • armin & eren choking • kakuzu blood • choso interrogation • ino & inoichi phone sex • geto wet dream • nanami double penetration • yuta & toge

[thottyimagines]

Who in Naruto are clap back queens? Like who says the craziest insults and who just stays silent

Clap back queens:

Neji, who delivers reads mercilessly and without prompting no matter who is there to witness it.

Ino can read your mind and knows exactly what to say to make you suffer.

Tobirama spends time practicing arguments with all of his enemies in his head, so he always has something foul to say.

Shikamaru, when angered properly, has a rolodex of hurtful information about his target to pull from and is delighted to do so.

Sasuke says things so out of pocket, he doesn't even know what's going to come out of his mouth next.

Kakuzu is just straight up mean and willing to unleash it on anyone.

Kurenai's favored pastime is psychological warfare.

Orochimaru can send someone to the psych ward with words alone, you know.

Silent sufferers:

Hinata, but her teammates will take vengeance.

Sakura stews and seethes and thinks about all the cool things she could have said well after an altercation happens.

Kakashi can't be bothered to clap back for the most part, but good god, he has the ability to be both mean and insightful ifs he wanted to be.

Hidan splutters wildly when insulted, but doesn't often come up with something particularly clever or cutting.

Gai lets insults and digs fly right over his head as a defense mechanism, so he doesn't have to bother.

Kabuto has gotten pretty used to letting Sasuke's horrible words roll off of him like water off a duck's back.

[or0ch1maru]

How about Akatsuki members meeting their future lover for the first time?

I love getting requests when I’m the perfect amount of drunk lol

This is honestly so freaking cute. Ugh🥰😩

So I know this is more of a sfw prompt but for hidan I couldn’t help myself. 18+ just for him lmao.

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🏮Hidan:

•you two would simply start out as friends with benefits. Fucking each other whenever you had the urge or if either of you had a particularly rough week

•both of you say the same thing. “It’s strictly pleasure, no feelings involved”…and the two of you believed that until….

•Hidan was pussy drunk, babbling filthy things in your ear while he has you bent in half in the mating press. Your nails digging into his arms as he tears yet another orgasm out of you

•your thighs soaked with your slick, Hidan’s thrusts becoming sloppy as he nears his orgasm. “Fuck, this pussys so good..gonna’” Hidan mumbles out. “Love you” the two words slip from his lips as he pulls out of you, coming all over your lower stomach

• “love you too” you say softly in return as he presses his forehead to yours, both of you breathing heavily as you come down from your highs

•it’s not until you two are nearly dressed that the words register. Neither of you say anything else, at least not until Hidan has his cock buried deep in you once again, this time at a much slower and more passionate pace. Begging to hear you say the words again

🏮Kakuzu:

•he was on his way to meet with his bounty officer, Zangei, only to find out he was off on an errand. He waited silently and to his dismay, patiently in the lobby of the old stone building for Zangei’s return

•it’s not until you slip from one of the back rooms and into the waiting area that Kakuzu was glad his officer was out. He was curious as to why someone so dainty and delicate looking (everybody looks breakable to this man, with his power and sheer size) found themselves in this occupation

•when you finally speak, it snaps him out of his own thoughts and curiosity. “You’re waiting to see Zangei right?” You ask, your tone is soft and kind which only makes Kakuzu even more enthralled by you

• “yea” is all he says in response. “Thought so. Follow me to the back” you reply kindly. Holding the door open for the tall masked man to enter through. Kakuzu stares down at you as he follows behind in the corridor

• “Zangei told me that you’d be joining us today and in his absence, has me handling the dirty work.” You explain, smiling over your shoulder. All Kakuzu can do is nod along, already forgetting the reason why he came here.

•over the course of the next hour, Kakuzu trades his bounty with you as you hand him his cash and handle the annoying paperwork. On his way out, you pat him on the back, wishing him safe travels and hopes of seeing him again.

•which of course, Kakuzu is already one step ahead by planning out his next job on the black market, just to come see you.

🏮Itachi:

•you and Itachi had known each other all through out childhood. Meeting up with each other after hours of being at the academy to play around or train

•as the two of you got older, entering your teen years, the friendship remained, but spending time with each other turned scarce as missions were tossed left and right at you, and Itachi had his own troubles

•it wasn’t until the Uchiha clan massacre that separated the two of you for good. At least that’s what you thought. You heard about what happened when you came home late from running an errand for your parents. They told you to never speak his name or to seek him out, which you obliged

•a few years later, shortly after the sudden death of your parents, you decided to search for your long lost best friend. Even if they were alive, you were 18 now, not having to obey their rules

•to no one’s knowledge but your own, you’d been keeping tabs on Itachis whereabouts since that horrendous night. You knew he joined the organization known as the Akatsuki and got info on an upcoming mission he was going to be sent on with his partner

•so naturally, what any non sane person would do, you packed some items and left the hidden leaf. Keeping to the shadows until you spotted him. He knew you were there of course, due to his visual prowess.

•later, while his partner was sleeping in the tent they set up, Itachi slipped away. Joining you on the tree branch you made your bed for the night. “What are you doing out here? It’s not safe.” Are the first words that slip from his lips. “Looking for you of course” you reply quietly. “But why? After what I’ve done” Itachi questions, his tone almost nervous. “Love makes people do crazy things. I think you know that just as well as I do” you explain, a small smile forming on your lips in the darkness.

🏮Kisame:

•you were recently recruited to join the akatsuki as their medical Shinobi. Your skills and advanced knowledge in medical Ninjutsu is what caught Pain, the leaders attention.

•a week into your new home and new life, two members were returning from a rather sketchy and dangerous mission. You knew of one, Itachi Uchiha, but we’re unfamiliar with his partner, Kisame. As they’ve been on the mission from the day before you moved into the compound

•you’ve been in your lab, sterilizing equipment, since you knew the pair was to return sometime today. You’re washing your hands when you heard their voicing coming down the hallway. “Can’t believe the fucker got me” spoke the deep and unfamiliar voice. “It could have been worse” spoke a voice with a much softer tone.

•the door to the lab opened, heavy footsteps followed by nothing? The Uchiha moves silently, you think to yourself as you turn around. Only to be met with two sets of piercing and curious gazes

•your eyes scan the much taller of the two, a visible gash across his ribs, blood seeping from between his large fingers as he applies pressure. You quickly move into action, getting him to lay down on the bed, Itachi stands by the door, watching as you tend to his comrade, and dearest friend

•you’re so caught up in making sure the shark like man known as Kisame, doesn’t bleed out, that you don’t notice the fact his eyes have been on you ever since he walked in

🏮deidara

•you work as a weapons dealer, and armorer. Repairing, replacing, making, and selling the blades you create. You’re widely known through the many villages, being visited daily by many. And a huge part of your profit comes from rogue ninja. Needing someone who they know won’t snitch or turn them in to collect a bounty

•today was one of your much slower days, and you’re sitting on the stool behind the counter, enjoying a quick snack of onigiri when you hear the familiar chime of the door. Your head perks up, pushing your lunch to the side to greet the customer. “Are you here to pick up or are you in need of a custom?” You ask cheerfully

•a gorgeous, blue eyed young man approaches the counter, you take note of his robes. Black, with red clouds. Another member of the akatsuki, an organization you’ve been working closely with for quite some time

• “custom” he replies back evenly. His tone calm, but on the defensive. ���Sounds good, I’ll just need you to fill this form out” you reply, a soft smile forming on your face as you slide a paper, as well as a pen across the counter towards him

•you watch in amazement when you see the mouth on the inner side of his palm. “The hell you lookin’ at?” He remarks harshly. You pay no mind to the attitude as you’ve been around many tough individuals

•you shake your head “sorry, I didn’t mean to stare but that’s kinda mesmerizing” you say gently, gesturing to his hand. “Hmph” is all the blonde says, but you don’t miss the look of pride in his eyes as he finishes the form

•after he hands the paper back to you, you go over the usual, how long it’ll take, pick up time, etc. you always have extra weapons in stock so a lot of the custom work people ask for can be done within the hour.

•time passed, and deidara comes back at the time you gave him. His eyes land on you, strands of hair sticking to your face from sweat, the sleeves of your shirt rolled up to your elbows, dirt coating your hands, while a small rag sits on your shoulders. Deidara gets so lost in staring that it takes you nudging him carefully on the arm to hand over his work. He takes the box from you, opening it up. “Looks good, thanks” he says evenly, a faint blush forming on his cheeks as he pays you, before hastily leaving.

🏮Sasori:

•Sasori made his way into the hidden leaf, under a disguise of course. Each month, he sneaks into the village as they have one of the best and most stocked up craft stores

•with how many puppets he makes, he goes through supplies very very quickly, needing to restock every few weeks

•normally, he’s in and out without a hitch. Grabbing the few items he needs right off the shelves, making his way to the cashier, giving exact change before dipping

•today, would of gone smoothly, if one of the tools he needed was actually on the shelf. But to Sasori’s displeasure, he realized he actually needs a worker to ask when they’ll be in stock next so he can return

•he walked around until he spotted you. Currently kneeling in front of an end-cap, stocking glue. You cocked your head up towards him when you heard his voice. You returned his question with a kind smile. “We actually have those in the back, I just haven’t gotten around to putting them on the floor yet. Wait here a second, I’ll grab one”

•Sasori watches as you disappear into a back room, returning with a big smile on your face as you hold the package in your hand.

•something about your kind eyes and genuine smile made sasori feel something he’s only heard about from others. He follows you up to the register where you bag his merchandise and then take his cash

•you wish him safe travels as you know he’s not from the village, since you’ve never seen him before. You’d remember him if he was. As he leaves, Sasori thinks about the next time he’ll visit, even if he has no reason to

🏮Tobi:

•you’re currently on a mission, and have been for two days, eating some of the snacks you brought with you. On the third day, you grew tired of the food you brought, so you decided on stopping at the small dango bar you passed not too long ago

•you come to a stop, turning around and running back in the direction from which you just came. Your stomach rumbling more and more the closer you get. Before you know it, the smell of the dumplings are filling your nose and right when you think you’ll keel over from lack of food, you arrive

•a kind older woman takes your order, she then hands you your correct change.

•no more than ten minutes later, she comes out with a small bowl, the delicious looking food on a skewer. You thank her kindly before deciding to eat closer to the lake, a mere twenty feet away

•as you’re making way to the cozy spot under a tree that you had your eyes on, your body collides with something firm, a yelp coming from whatever you walked into. You glance up and your eyes land on an orange mask.

• “shit I’m sorry. I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” You babble out quickly. Many Shinobi tend to be rude, only because it’s sometimes hard to know who wants to kill you or not. “I-it’s okay” a child like voice stammers out from behind the spiral mask

•luckily for both of you, your food didn’t spill, nor did any of the sauce spill onto his clothes. “Let me buy you something to eat for the inconvenience” your words coming out quickly. The figure before you tilts his head in a playful manner

• “t-that would be amazing. Tha-thank you” he seems just as nervous as you seem to be. You relax a little after you pay for a second helping, handing the man his food. It’s hard to see how he feels about you as his face is covered, even the hole of his mask makes it difficult to see his eye.

•the two of you sit quietly under the tree, both enjoying your food and talking about why you’re out in the middle of nowhere. You purposely look away to give him the privacy to eat his food, knowing that he wears his mask for a reason. Tobi picks up on that and decides a meet up with you a few weeks from now at the same place

🏮Zetsu:

•you decided to skip on going to the flower shop in town, venturing outside the village walls to the huge flower field two miles out. A few months ago, while returning home from a mission, you passed the beautiful field, a mixture of daffodils, poppy’s, clovers, dahlia’s and many more are mixed together in an untouched space

•you never pick them, you find a spot to sit, admiring and smelling the many floral scents

•for as long as you can remember, flowers, and plants in general have always peaked your interests having many books back at home about all the different kinds. The ones that are safe and harmless while others are poisonous and could be deadly is consumed

•you have yet to meet someone with the same interest as you, that is, until this evening

•sketchbook in hand, the lead from your pencil skittering across an empty page as you focus on a stunning blue dahlia, copying its details on the paper. “May I join you?” A voice rings out from ten feet away, causing you to jump slightly

•you peer up, seeing the figure. What catches your attention is the man’s outer layer that looks like a sort of plant. You nod, watching as he slowly approaches you, not wanting to scare you away. Your kunai sits in a holster on your hip, just in case

•over the next hour, you learn the man’s name. Zetsu. You beam when you discover he also enjoys plants, just the same way you do. He researches, reads, and writes about all the plants he sees.

•Zetsu tells you that he comes here every Wednesday, his only off day between his tasks and invites you to hang out with him when you can. He has the idea that after you two become more acquainted and comfortable around each other that he’ll invite you back to the compound. Wanting to show you his works and the sweet little garden he has

🏮Konan & Pain (a couple looking for a third<3)

•they’d spoken about this hundreds of times over the past year. Both wanting another partner, but never finding someone who isn’t just wanting the thrill of a threesome and then bolting through the door(let alone with the two main faces of the akatsuki)

•pain and Konan decided on having a nice little date night at a restaurant in the hidden rain. Wanting to unwind from all their duties with a drink and yummy food

•they both freeze in wonder when you, their waiter/waitress approaches the table. “Good evening” you start cheerfully, your underlying tone calm. You introduce yourself before asking “what can I get you to drink?” After answering, they watch you scribble on your note pad before leaving with a smile

•after you walk away, pain and Konan confirm they both share the same sentiment towards you and plan on the best course of action

•when you return with their drinks, you write down what food they want and once again, disappear to the back of the restaurant. “If you need anything else, feel free to flag me down” you remark with a sweet smile after you place their meals on the table in front of them

•after dropping the bill off, Konan and pain leave. Leaving you an extra hefty tip and a cute message on a napkin. “Here’s our address, we’ll expect a letter soon cutie xoxo, pain & Konan” said the note. You smile and tuck the now folded napkin into your pocket

•

If you made it this far, here’s a big smooch 😘

[hidanizm]

Warped Obsessi⎊n

♡ Title: Warped Obsession ♡ Pairing: KakuHida ♡ Prompt: Rain ♡ Author: Hidanizm ♡ Story Artists: @aguz-cm | @doktorventure | kebishy | Saiitanas ♡ Summary:  The smell of his apartment, the touch and feel of his walls, every little speck of dust that floated in the air; all of it had been touched, breathed in, lived in, and infested with the presence of Hidan. And now Kakuzu himself was poisoned with those very same sensations. 🔞 WARNINGS: Contains explicit fanart, explicit sex, dark themes. This is pure erotic smut, please read the tags! ➨Click here to read the fic

🫀 Happy @kakuhidaweek!

[maphel-n-doodles]

Art Prompt Brackets

[maikides-anonpie]

Kakuhidaweek2023: Bloody kisses/Your soul is mine

I saw this prompt, and my first thought was like "What if Kakuzu wrote on Hidan's soul with permanent marker out of jealousy?" How did he do that? He reads a lot. Does it make any sense? Nothing coming out of my brain really does. OOC? Yeaah I can see that.

And I used Jashin because a) Makes sense b) I just wanted to draw my version of Jashin (or their 78th form) sadly I gave them more love than either Hidan or Kakuzu

[narutofanonshinden]

Prompt fill by @fireflylitsky

I thought of "Everything is Temporary" as like a mantra Kakuzu has as he lives through his imprisonment after the failed assassination attempt on Hashirama. (CW: some gore)

_____..._____

Everything is temporary.

That’s what Kakuzu tells himself—has told himself every day for the past 486 days. He’s trying to foster patience or something. He’s not a patient man, but he has patience, if that makes any sense—only when it matters, of course.

And getting out of this fucking cell matters.

Everything is temporary.

It’s the mantra looping like a reel in his head. He stares blankly ahead at his grime-coated cell walls, waiting for his one meager meal that day. This is the majority of his daily routine. Most people would probably consider that torture, but no, that’s not quite it.

Kakuzu would prefer to call it biding his time.

Everything is temporary.

It’s not what the elders would have him believe. They’d like him to think this place is his home now. His tomb—for the egregious crime of surviving.

And maybe they’re right. It is a tomb. It’s just not his.

Everything is temporary.

It’s meal time. That’s exciting, but it’s not about the food. Not really. Kakuzu is hungry in a way that couldn’t possibly be sated by sustenance. He’s thought long and hard on how to best feed the simmering rage inside his heart. 

He has some ideas.

Everything is temporary.

Contrary to popular belief, the mechanism securing his wrists together in such a way that he can’t form hand signs can be removed. It takes the skin with it, yes, but that seems like a trivial detail at this point. 

He hasn’t seen color in so long. The red is nice—vibrant.

Everything is temporary.

There’s a clangorous click, then a long, thin squeal. The door is now open. A man stands within it, food tray in hand. The expression he wears at the sight of Kakuzu—red-handed and dripping—is keenly satisfying. That man, or rather, his pulse quickly becomes the most temporary thing in the room. 

Kakuzu should pay the elders a visit. It’s been a while. They’ve probably forgotten about him. People like to do that with their failures.

That’s okay.

He’ll remind them.

Prompt of The Week

It's Fic Title Friday 💖

The challenge is to come up with a summary or scene for this not-yet-written fic titled 'Everything is Temporary'

[imagineakatsuki]

Hello! I've also been in the fandom for a decade and only just returned. I have a naruto blog @immoralimmortals and a fic I've been writing based on using the Akatsuki as dolls in my head the past several years. It's about a self made musician reader/self insert/ OC type of character who is whimsical to a fault meeting the Akatsuki. With that prompt, how do you think they'd react?

(PS: you do God's work, ty so much)

Pein/Nagato and Kisame will indulge their whimsical pursuits. They find it cute because it reminds them almost of a child (especially if the character is years younger than them). Kisame will tease them about it, but both find it to be ultimately harmless.

Deidara and Hidan like their whimsical attitude since they are free spirits themselves. If there was ever anything that the character would want to do, they’d probably be down to do it (or encourage the craziness even). Obito would also like their whimsy (though he’s more psychotic than truly whimsical) until it starts getting in the way of his plans.

Sasori, Konan, and Itachi are interested in the art (music) that they make. If it’s to their tastes, these three would probably hang around the character just to listen. Sasori and Konan may take inspiration from it for their own art, while Itachi would just appreciate the music since he finds it soothing/calming.

Kakuzu does not like whimsical personalities because it reminds him too much of Hidan. He finds it annoying to have to deal with someone who is prone to flights of fancy because he has a one-track mind when it comes to his goals and can be very stubborn.

Zetsu doesn’t really understand what’s going on with them half of the time, but they don’t mind going along with whatever the character wants to do. If it benefits them, even better. If not, he’ll try to distract them or change their mind (which shouldn’t be too hard to do, especially for a master manipulator like him).

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weeeeeeee caught back up and how delightful you maintain!!! the winds are a-whirling the water's sweet as siren's milk the storm is coming bright and thunderous, the hidan/takara/kakuzu is a treat and so is takara/kisame!!! truly they're having fun :)))

we had a thought, of what if takara was artist instead of songstress? if she sketched instead of sung? what changes, if anything at all??

what kinds of fabrics do these fine fair folk favour we ask? who takes the heaviers, who the finers? velvet, wool, or silk? do they like patterns? subtle or bold? "what do you wear this season?" how do the artists like their fashion :333? what does kakuzu wear in his cuts as someone from an age past?

a song: i love you like an alcoholic

Well, Takara drawing would certainly change the format of my fic! Maybe it'd be centered around recreating art pieces? Anyhow, I think that would change the way the fic starts, as she'd have to find a way to work that involves visual art instead of singing. Maybe instead of settling down in one place, she'd travel and draw what Hidan and Kakuzu were around? She would also use visual art instead to communicate her experiences and struggles. Remember when she was given a sketch pad and she started to draw the ocean? That sort of thing.

I don't really know too much about fabrics in particular, so let's discuss fashion and clothes:

All Akatsuki members to some degree require clothing, no matter the occasion, that would require ease of movement if need be. However, I think the reasons would differ:

Easy transition to emergency fighting: Kakuzu, Pain, Itachi, Kisame, Obito, Zetsu (BARELY counts, those clothes are so inconvenient)

It comfy...: Hidan

Walk walk fashion baby, looser clothes are so ca-razy: Deidara, Sasori, Konan

I have some sincere thoughts about how Hidan dresses. Open shirt, even before Akatsuki. What's up with that! I think the easy answer is so he has a nice, gaping stabby hole for ritual purposes, but an additional headcanon is maybe back home he was used to steam and needs to air out more. But then he wore that giant furry jacket. Is it so that he can close it up if he gets cold? Does he purposefully select fashion and style over ease of use? Has anyone attempted to hold him by the hood before? I'm obsessed with this man.

Kakuzu had a really fascinating transition of clothing, having worn his hair out and had a really roughed up looking mask that went down his mask. It's a big difference to his Akatsuki look, even when he takes the cloak off. It's like he cleaned himself up. Did he want to look like someone to be taken seriously, now being a treasurer and requiring trust and authority? Did the story writers just want him to look younger in flashbacks to his recruitment? Is only one guy at once in a partnership allowed to not wear a shirt? "God dammit SOMEONE has to look like an actual presentable human being and it's going to be me."

Konan is in heels. Why is she in heels! I am opting to ignore the obvious answer about character design and choose to believe that like Sasori and Deidara, she has an artistic side, and therefore-- a stylish one. It would also explain the origami rose in her bun and her eye makeup.

Random attributes to give Akatsuki members!

Texture sensitive: Deidara, Sasori (when "human"), Itachi (very accustomed to the clothes his clan made and therefore has sensitivity to clothes since leaving Konoha)

Fashion over function: Konan (I'm sorry. I love you), Hidan (hoodie! version)

Function over fashion: Kakuzu, Kisame

Dress up for special occasions, no prompting needed: Deidara, Itachi, Konan, Obito

Will dress up if prompted: Kisame, Kakuzu, Sasori (but he's a bitch about it), Zetsu (very confused but does not care), Pain

Will not dress up no matter what you do or say: Hidan

Vibrant colors and stark shades: Deidara, Hidan, Obito, Pain, Zetsu

Earthy colors and dull shades: Kakuzu, Sasori,

Sliding scale of texture preference from rough to soft: Kakuzu, Pain, Kisame, Konan, Obito, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi

Sliding scale of visual texture preference, matte to silky/glossy: Kakuzu, Sasori, Obito, Pain, Hidan, Deidara, Kisame, Konan, Itachi

Cool tones: Kisame, Konan, Zetsu, Deidara

Warm tones: Hidan, Pain, Sasori

Sliding scale of solids versus patterns/images: Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Pain, Konan, Deidara, Kisame, Itachi, Obito

Would consider you dressing them up as flattering: Deidara, Kisame, Itachi, Obito, Konan, Pain, Zetsu

Would consider you dressing them up as an insult: Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori

Absolutely would think these lists are a waste of time: Kakuzu, Zetsu, Hidan