#kakobi

[oh-no-its-bird]

Ok so: one of those "Rin survives and Obito returns to the village and everything is wonderful" aus. Where also Rin and Obito get together and are a couple n stuff

Now toss Rin, Obito and Kakashi into canon and after all the usual shock and drama and trauma and "omg... ur alive and happy in another world... woah..." we finally get people staring in abject horror as power couple Obito and Rin throw themselves at their Kakashi in increasingly obvious, pathetic, and at times concerning attempts to get in his pants.

Meanwhile: Kakashi notices absoloutley nothing.

Also meanwhile: Canon Kakashi is standing there having a fucking mental breakdown every time Rin and/or Obito so much as LOOK at him.

Rin and Obito smell his weakness like fucking bloodhounds and after the initial "u deserve to be happy Kakashi, whatever happened in this world wasnt ur fault <3" they are now throwing themselves at THIS Kakashi in increasingly desperate and concerning attempts to get in HIS pants.

And canon Kakashi. Absoloutley notices. And, ofc, runs the hell away.

He can't even handle looking at their faces normally, you think he can comprehend either of them wanting to kiss him??? BOTH of them wanting to kiss him??!??!???!?!!!????

GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!!!!

[kaigoesbrr]

*this* is what's been distracting me half the summer (thank you <3)

When big stars die they explode into Supernovas and sometimes turn into Black holes afterwards.

I was thinking of Naruto and Obito being suns but Obito is a dead star and how his story reflects a star's life and how Kamui is like a black hole so I made this :>

Like Naruto and Sasuke are the sun and moon, Obito and Kakashi are a dead star and a brightless moon.

Obito is my second favourite character and it pains me how mischaracterized he is, his story and mentality is so interesting like how he chooses to live under the lie that the world is fake to cope with the pain but how he still doesn't want to kill Kakashi. I love him so much.

On a side note this artstyle looks so cool but it's a lot of work. Here's a different version of the Supernova one:

[llllillin]

Dobri Slova - The Slavic Toki Pona

I made a (very cursed) parody of Toki Pona comprised of Slavic vocabulary (and the word "hnop") and easy-to-remember Slavic-inspired grammar.

It has two cases (subject and object), 19 prepositions for expressing more robust concepts, no gender, verb, noun, and adjective marking for each root word.

Here is a translation of Tower of Babel:

I polno zemja slovtele edenig jeziku, edenigi slovugu. Kti ljudjaja obhodtele ishodo, nahodtele na zemju v Sjiin'aar i namjestile te. Seslovtele onimu: "Bij hodje! bij djeje naognjozemju pro mjestu! dobro ogonje onimu!" Tako lizjicetele ognjozemjugu, ne kamjenju; i nocjigi vodokamjenju, ne sloncigi natjazjkozemju. I oni slovtele: "Bij hodje! bij presdjeje nam velikomjestu i mjestu obo, ktu tajego glova blizji ke sloncu. Tako nadjeje nam slovu; kakobi bez tu, takobi bij razhodje obblizjo ob plno zemju!" I svata Jahveh hodetel is sloncu, takobi vidjel tatugu mjestugu, ktugu czelovjeku jego serodaja djetele. Svata Jahveh slovtel: "Mi vidjesje, ljudja bijet edeno i polna imej edenig slovu. I takta bij porodu. I nebij nenjeca, kta oni seslovete, takobi oni nebij nedodjeete. Tako, mi bij ishode i mi bij nadjee cjuzomisl onimu jego slovu, takobi oni nebij neznaete cjuzugu." Svata Jahveh nadjetel onimu razhodj ob polno zemju, i smertetele djej onajego mjestu. I tako ta mjesta slovj Baabel: cjuzomisla – zana takte Svata Jahveh nadjetel cjuzomisl jeziku, ktu imejtele ljudjaja, kta mjestitele ve zemju. Otetakte svata Jahveh nadjej onimu razhodo ob polno zemju.

Some useful phrases:

Your hovercraft is full of eels. Tijego ke-slonco-lodja bij polni vlaso-vodo-bijugu

No Gods, No Masters Bez svatugu, Bez nesvobodig vestugu

I miss you. Bez tebju ja tjazjko-poedeni.

Please speak slower. Prosj, bij slovjesj nevjetro.

[kedrthetree]

[sloaners]

waliyeufh;ajksdl Does. Does Kisame give Kakashi the shovel talk.

tbh I don’t imagine he’d feel the need to on obito’s behalf, but if it happened it would be cheerfully in passing:

“oh, you’re with tobi now? so that’s what’s got itachi so flustered.... well, you two have fun! if you mess this up I’ll be to julienning slices out of you with samehada. anyway, here’s a box of condoms if you need them—”

[jonnik76]

[2334242xiao]

hi so I really have a bad cough and my head hurts but guess what more kakakobi content ft more aus i’m not gonna write for fantastic!

[lo-boogie96]

God I wish I knew how to make AMVs

I thought Shinedown - The Crow and the butterfly would be a fitting song for Shiita or Itachi/Sasuke or KakaObi / KakaObiRin OR ObiRin

Can someone do thissss

[trickstersmagic]

Favorite Naruto Ships if you don't mind me asking 😉

Sure, I’d love to. 😊                                                                                                

My Favorite Naruto ships: Narusasu, Inosaku, Kibahina, Hinasaku, Saiino,ShikaTema,MinaKushi,HashiMada,Kakaobi…

I had to think real hard about my ships since it’s been so long.

I did get into Naruino and TemaTen recently.

[saskaykun]

I really feel that with that fandom: all naruto characters are in love with each other.

Everybody is secretly in love with each other and it's all good when the story has a deeper meaning than a few pairings and love stories that are each more absurd than the other.

If you like a character just because he fits in with another and you think they make a cute couple it's cool but it's still childish, Naruto might be a bit too much for you to handle.

Well ofc I have a OTP, I ain’t deny it, but I really stan Sasuke for who he really is, I don’t care pairing him with all men and women of this freaking show as if he needed to be in a relationship. Well I don’t think so. Same for Karin, I’ll stan my Uzumaki Queen forever, with or without Sasuke on her back. Trust my word.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakobi if Obito lived past the bridge mission?

Nope.

Dislike not here for it at all. Would rather explore their friendship

[bitchynaruto]

Do u know any good kakaobi fics? I wanna read something but Naruto ao3 is full of weirdos

i only have two kakaobi fics i have bookmarked that ive liked from what i read, which was a lot more than 2. its a struggle, i might write a kakobi fic sometime hehe

rhythm attached to you — sanguinedawns

“What behavior would that be?” the stupid man muses stepping dangerously close to Obito’s personal space, it’s not a bother though because his traitorous blood pumping organ skips at the action, “Please enlighten me.”

Or; Obito feels guilty one last time and moves forward.

Stepping Stones - blackkat

In a world where he didn’t die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different.

[enby-angel]

Naruto OTP challenge (seen on @melmalfoy, it looked fun) Choose 5 OTP’s, in no particular order, without looking at the questions. 1. SakuLee 2. OroJira 3. ZabuHaku 4. KakaObiIru 5. SasuNaruShika (throw a couple OT3s in there, why the hell not)

1. Do you remember the first episode/scene/chapter you started shipping 5?

End of the Chuunin exams arc, when Shikamaru let a team after Sasuke and Naruto and idk??? They just seem like they’d be really good together lmao

2. Have you ever read a fanfiction about 2?

Yyyyyep

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

KakObi has, unfortunately no Iruka is present (as it’s currently my phone lockscreen)

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

THEY’RE BOTH DEAD. I CRIED. A LOT.

5. Why is 1 so important?

LISTEN. Sakura’s character arc (especially in arc 1) was focused entirely on Sasuke and she wanted to become a shinobi PURELY to impress him (and she fucked up a perfectly good friendship with Ino, gg Sakura) and even when SasuSaku became canon he??? left??? her??? and their child??? alone??? WHAT THE HELL SASUKE.

ANYWAY. Lee is a really damn nice kid, Gai raised him well, and he was ready to devote himself to protecting Sakura even though he acknowledges that Sakura is fully capable of taking care of herself. Knowing this he still wants to protect her because??? He loves her??? And it would have been a really cool character development arc for Sakura to accept that Sasuke really doesn’t feel the same way about her and to move on from him - she wouldn’t immediately start going out with Lee because she knows that a bounce-back boyfriend is a Bit Not Good(TM) but they start taijutsu training together and they start hanging out and she realises what a really nice guy he is?? And they start dating and they’d be so cUTE LET ME LIVE

6. Is 4 a funny or serious ship?

Serious. KakaObi was almost canon, KakaIru was almost (even though it might as well be unconfirmed) canon, and I reckon Obito would adore Iruka and vise versa. They’d be lovely.

7. Out of all the ships listed, which has the most chemistry?

ZabuHaku. By far.

8. Of all the ships listed, which has the strongest bond?

ZabuHaku again. Sobbing.

9. How many times have you watched/read 2’s fandom?

A lot. I crunched the Ao3 tag.

10. Which ship lasted longest?

I’ve been shipping SakuLee the longest... as in... six years... I love them a lot okay

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

Not canon unfortunately (rip), but bear with me here - in the event that Sasuke stayed in the village after the Chuunin exams (because he could have made actual friends), I think Sasuke might have broken up with them later as Itachi tried more outlandish things to get his brother’s attention back on killing him, and Sasuke at one point would just snap and leave the village. It would take a while for Shikamaru and Naruto to trust him again, but they truly want to help him and they’d accept him back.

12. If 1 and 3 were thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which would make it out alive?

ZabuHaku - Zabuza has a giant-ass sword and Haku freezes shit. They’d be gold.

SakuLee - the zombies would be running from THEM.

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Hmmmm. In an AU where Obito lives and is trying to integrate back into Konoha, they may have had to hide their relationship for a while until the majority of the village (old shinobi in particular) start accepting him, but eventually they come out and they get married and it’s cute.

14. Is 5 still together?

In my head? Yes.

15. Is 1 canon?

No. It should have been (see question 5).

16. If all 5 ships were thrown into a couple’s Hunger Games, who would win?

SakuLee has potential because they’re both badasses that can knock heads off with a single punch. And Sakura’s a medic.

OroJira are two of the legendary Sannin. They’re terrifying.

ZabuHaku are assassin missing-nin, so they’ve got good chances but they’ve been beaten by Kakashi and Team 7 once.

KakaObiIru are two parts insane assassins, one part fuinjutsu master. They’re good.

ShikaNaruSasu have one nine-tails, one slightly insane Uchiha with a whole Dorito’s bag worth of chips on his shoulder and one master strategist. Honestly, they’re probably the closest to winning.

17. Has anyone tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Death and a meddling brother, mostly.

18. Which ship would you defend to death and beyond?

SakuLee. Fight me.

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr tag?

YES. I CRIED AT THE FANART. CURSE YOU ALL, I LOVE YOU.

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you to pick one ship to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

OroJira?

[sloaners]

Soulmate AU: you trade attributes with your soulmate(s) that become more pronounced the more you deny it.

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(live stream gets wild: see dog sweaters and bowlcut Gaara free this week on patreon.)

[koukennin]

10, 11, 1, 2, 4

Meme. I No longer accepting. I @kinokami

Most disliked arc? Why?

( Strangely enough, I can’t seem to think of one I don’t like? I didn’t like the fillers, but those couldn’t be helped. Can I say 70% of everything after the war??  )

Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

(  Does Sasuke count? Not really, as there are many, like myself, that actually likes him even if he did go through that emo-phrase really hard as a child. I understand the whole “he went extreme” and that he did lots of terrible things, but *gazes at Itachi and coughs* we can mostly say that a certain someone made him go pretty nuts. However, how Sasuke handled it was def wrong and that shouldn’t be looked softly upon. Also Izumi, my girl, she needs more love tbh, she is an angel okay?? She might not have been shown a lot ( which is truly a shame, for she deserved it. ) but I love her. It’s a simple reason, but also because she seemed like she had a lot of potential.  )

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

(  KakObi, I just don’t, it might just be me not being hip enough, but I don’t understand this ship all that much.SasKar, this makes as little sense to me as SasSak. I get canon, I accept it, but that doesn’t mean I have to agree with it. )

Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

(  KakObi, KakGai, ItaIzu, KisIta (  however the last one, in rare moments, I find myself enjoying  more than mere friends.  ) )

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

( Answered here. c:  )

[ao3feed-kakaobi]

alone together (cohabitation)

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Sg8Nlh

by godaime_obito

kakobi week day 5: Kamui shenanigans | Trapped together

Obito has been in worse situations. He’s even specifically been trapped in worse places under worse circumstances. Like the cave, he doesn’t like to talk about the cave. So in comparison to that being trapped in his kamui dimension with Kakashi is like a vacation.

Words: 1075, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Kakaobi event 2019

Fandoms: Naruto

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Obito

Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito

Additional Tags: KakaObi Week 2019, trapped in kamui, off screen sexy times

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Sg8Nlh