#kaiju rankings

[honeybeap]

Gamera vs Gyaos (1967)

director- Noriaki Yuasa

Grade- A*

(this almost fucking killed me i was laughing so much i have just finished watching it and i have to write it up immediately this is so absurd insane and wacky you have to watch please omg)

Story: 9

Action: 9

Comedy: 11 (forgive me i could actually taste blood i was laughing so much)

Professor: 8

Protagonist: 9

Average Score: 9.2

Review hidden cause you have to watch this yourself first its so good

I have just finished watching this film and even though it's the 27th that ive watched it has skipped the line to be talked about immediately, i was actually choking at how much i was laughing at this my sister said shes never seen me so happy or have this much fun. Straight from the beginning we get some of the funniest hard cuts in cinema immediately into some wacky antics with our child protagonist (pretty normal for gamera films) we have two comedic relief construction workers whos faces are so expressive with every reaction. There are so many small funny moments i actually cannot stop and talk about each and every one of them, one of the main plotpoints to try and stop gyaos is to create a big spinning disc to stun him by making him too dizzy and to lure him in they use A FOUNTAIN OF FAKE BLOOD THAT THEY JUST SYNTHESIZED IN A DAY?!? THAT APPARENTLY TASTES AND SMELLS THE SAME AS REAL HUMAN BLOOD???? WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY TESTED THAT BUT ITS CONCERNING.This film is such a wacky ride although there is a weird amount of fake blood (its all obviously fake so no worries for haemophobes) but oh my god please do yourselves a favour and please just go and watch it. I literally cannot do this film the justice it deserves you have to see this to believe any of it.

[elliada]

Haunted House Meme: Kaiju No.8 Edition.

(Warnings: heavy spoilers and bad humour)

[jujapaya]

Hi. I am the main account of the funny reblogging one. In this essay, I shall succumb to peer pressure.

Go crazy. Especially @1mm4d13 who convinced me to drop this, haha.

[mrneighbourlove]

All Godzilla (and most King Kong) Movies: Personal Tier List

When Godzilla Minus One came out, knowing that Godzilla x Kong was coming out only four months later, a friend and I decided to part take in the long journey of watching every theatrical Godzilla film to date, including the original King Kong, King Kong Escapes, and King Kong 2005 to have a little history leading into Kong: Skull Island. We skipped the 80's Kong movie as it was rather derivative to the original and Peter Jackson version. Without further ado, and plenty of consideration, this is the ranking off all the movies for myself!

Godzilla Minus One

Godzilla vs Destroyah 

Kong: Skull Island

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack 

Godzilla vs Megaguirus

Godzilla vs Mothra 1992

Shin Godzilla

(The Return of) Godzilla 1984

Godzilla 1954

Godzilla vs Mecha-Godzilla 

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla 

Godzilla: Terror of Mecha-Godzilla

Godzilla x Kong: New Empire

King Kong 2005

Godzilla vs Kong

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah

Godzilla: Destroy all Monsters

Godzilla against Mecha-Godzilla 

Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla 2

Godzilla vs. Biollante

Godzilla vs Hedorah 

Godzilla: Eborah, Horror of the Deep

Godzilla 2014

Godzilla: Tokyo SOS

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Godzilla vs Mothra 1964

Godzilla 2000

King Kong Escapes

Godzilla: Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster

King Kong vs Godzilla 1963

Godzilla vs. Megalon

Godzilla vs Gigan

Godzilla: Invasion of the Astro Monster

King Kong 1933

Godzilla: The Planet Eater

Godzilla: Son of Godzilla

Godzilla 1998

Godzilla Final Wars

Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters

Godzilla: City on the Edge of Battle

Godzilla Raids Again

Godzilla: All Monsters Attack

Showa Era

Godzilla 1954

Godzilla: Terror of Mecha-Godzilla

Godzilla vs Mecha-Godzilla 

Godzilla: Destroy all Monsters

Godzilla vs Hedorah 

Godzilla: Eborah, Horror of the Deep

Godzilla vs Mothra Showa

King Kong Escapes

Godzilla: Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster

King Kong vs Godzilla 1963

Godzilla vs. Megalon

Godzilla vs Gigan

Godzilla: Invasion of the Astro Monster

King Kong 1933

Godzilla: Son of Godzilla

Godzilla Raids Again

Godzilla: All Monsters Attack

Heisei Era

Godzilla vs Destroyah 

Godzilla vs Mothra 

The Return of Godzilla

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah

Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla 2

Godzilla vs Biollante

Millenium Era

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack 

Godzilla vs Megaguirus

King Kong 2005

Godzilla against Mecha-Godzilla 

Godzilla Tokyo SOS

Godzilla 2000

Godzilla 1998

Godzilla Final Wars

Reiwa

Godzilla Minus One

Kong: Skull Island

Shin Godzilla

Godzilla x Kong: New Empire

Godzilla vs Kong

Godzilla 2014

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Godzilla: The Planet Eater

Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters

Godzilla: City on the Edge of Battle

I am willing to explain my reasonings in any reblog if people are curious on specific rankings.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Hedorah become...Fluff-dorah? 🤭

IDK if I didn't like this but, I just want to hug her fluffy fur~

https://x.com/cogsanity/status/1749543675321881020?s=20

[characterdevelopmentobsessed]

Spring Anime 2024 Round Up

I have finished watching all of my Spring Anime for this year, and wow there were some good ones! Now it's time to rank them from the best to the worst. So here it is, the good, the bad and the ugly 5 ⭐️

Kaiju no 8

Tadaima Okaeri

Demon Slayer: Hashira Training Arc

4 ⭐️

The Irregular at Magic High School S3

As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, I'll Use My Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World

Black Butler: Public School Arc

Mysterious Disappearances

3 ⭐️

Dragon Raja

Tsukimichi S2

Chillin' in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers

2 ⭐️

God's Games We Play

Continuing to Watch in Summer:

Yatagarasu: The Raven Does Not Choose Its Master

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime S3

Dropped:

The New Gate

Re:Monster

Unnamed Memory

Vampire Dormitory

I was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince so I Can Take My Time Perfecting Magical Ability

The Banish Former Hero Lives as He Pleases

[peerless-cucumber]

wait this is so funny do the big wigs get to come up with the kaiju names? do they have to do a little impromptu calligraphy ceremony to name every new kaiju? that's amazing jsghjkl

[narurais]

so… the popularity poll huh… not even his own boyfriend got him

[konakoro]

I'll be honest, I haven't been too impressed by the Monsterverse movies since Kong: Skull Island, but there's one monster that I hope they add that would immediately supercede any negative opinions I've had just by his sheer inclusion:

He...

[sodafrog13]

felt pretty good abt this one actually, didn't expect to get the sub 1 min on my winning attempt

[honeybeap]

Been watching the Og Showa era kaiju movies with my sis so when i can actually remember them i shall talk about em here hope you fucks enjoy

[lizardgimpking]

Godzilla: The Showa Era (1954-1975) RANKED.

70 years ago, one of cinemas most enduring franchises began. Its first era lasted over 20 years, and contained everything from nuclear metaphors to giant lobsters. And Gigan. But which are the BEST!? LET'S FIND OUT. *NEW* Godzilla: The Showa Era (1954 - 1975) RANKED.

[asherisawkward]

Do you have a favorite Belos (kid him, his bearded self, etc) Can you list the looks from favorite to your least favorite? I really hope this makes sense lol. Also, what did you think of the Chibi Belos thing? Is he capable of being cute (Belos in general)?

My favorite styles of Philip would be

Kings Tide Philip

Child Philip

Bearded Philip and Emperor Philip

Monster Form Philip

Kaiju Philip

I didn’t actually see a lot about Chibi Belos, but I thought the design was adorable.

Is he capable of being cute? Clearly, you underestimate the extent of my daddy issues. Of course I think he can be cute. In a pathetic, wet cat sort of way.

[tokujenny]

Really interesting that while the SSSP pretty uniformly referred to Muramatsu as 'Cap,' the Ultra Guard all call Captain Kiriyama 'Heichou,' which gives more of a militaristic feel and makes him feel like a commanding officer and not just the appointed leader. It's a simple choice of wording but it says a lot about the relationships between the characters.

[wevegotbackissues-blog]

The Millennium Era Godzilla Films Ranked

The Millennium era of Godzilla films, which began in 1999 with Godzilla 2000, marked a significant rejuvenation of the franchise following its decline in the late 1990s. This period introduced a more modern interpretation of the iconic kaiju, embracing advanced special effects and a renewed focus on narrative depth. Each film in this series followed distinct continuity, allowing filmmakers to…

[digitalzombie]

From One Piece (1999—) to Viral Hit (2024), these are the 14 anime that I've been watching this month:

One Piece (1999—)

Kingdom (2012—)

My Hero Academia (2016—)

Hinamatsuri (2018)

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (2019—)

The Faraway Paladin (2021—)

Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (2021—)

Dark Gathering (2023)

Migi&Dali (2023)

The Saint's Magic Power is Omnipotent (2021-2023)

Ranking of Kings: The Treasure Chest of Courage (2023)

Re:Monster (2024)

Kaiju No. 8 (2024—)

Viral Hit (2024—)