#kagehina headcanons

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Kageyama, whose clueless about social cues and relationships: hey so like. what's a normal way to behave with ur friend/teammate/rival?

Hinata, utterly in love with him & also impulsive: no idea. wanna move in together?

Kageyama:

Kageyama: sure.

[naofairy]

Some kagehina thoughts/headcanons

- Hinata gets a boyfriend in Brazil, his private instagram account is filled with pictures of him.

- The guy is openly gay, almost an icon in Sao Paulo’s queer scene. He introduces Hinata to the culture, guides him through the experience.

- One time Hinata posts a story on his ig, the pic is taken in some club if the dim light and neons are any sign. His boyfriend’s chest takes up the majority of the frame, it’s almost bare, only black straps of a leather harness on it. He’s ripped, surely works out a lot, Kageyama notices. He can’t help but stare at Hinata’s hand resting on the guy’s peck, Shouyou’s tan just a tad lighter. Something ugly stirs in Tobio’s stomach. The guy’s hand is caught reaching for Hinata’s - it’s definitely bigger, his fingers longer. Kageyama wonders how his own hand compares but it’s been so long that even Hinata’s hand isn’t a reliable reference anymore.

- Kageyama catches them together one time when he videocalls Hinata. It’s the only time that he actually hears their conversations. The guy seems very open, surely an extrovert. He laughs and smiles a lot at Shouyou, his expressivess feels like a hundred needles pushed into Tobio’s skin. They seem like a good couple, Hinata looks happy.

- They break up once Hinata goes back to Japan. Apparently the guy can’t do long distance, he’s not like any of Hinata’s friends. He needs physicality, touch, shared intimacy. He says he knows how shitty it sounds, but he has to take care of his own needs and doesn’t want to resent Hinata for not fullfiling them. He wants to remember them happy. Some part of Shouyou wishes he was more mad with his ex.

[devilspawnme]

A whore not a lover

[neapolitanupsidedowncake]

random fluff prompts i want to do

[youwerethedefeated]

Friendly reminder that, whenever Kageyama or Hinata see the other running, their knee-jerk reaction is to immediately start racing each other.

Now imagine this—they're already dating, and Kageyama goes to pick up Hinata at the airport or something. They haven't seen each other in a while, missed you lots, etc etc. So the moment Kageyama spots Hinata, it's kinda like those cliche scenes in movies when a couple gets reunited: running towards each other in slow motion, dramatic background music, all that shebang.

Except Kageyama isn't moving in slow motion at all. So Hinata sees him approaching at full speed, with a look on his face that's sort of terrifying. Instinct takes over, and suddenly the only thought in Hinata's mind is RACE!

So he just abandons his luggage and darts in the opposite direction.

Kageyama chases after him, screaming, "Why are you running away, dumbass?!" Without slowing down, Hinata shouts over his shoulder, "I won't let you win!"

They both get tackled by security. Someday, this will be a funny story to tell their friends, but right now no one is laughing.

[raisunomii]

Bokuto kuroo and tsukishima live by the phrase “happy wife happy life” which is why their relationships r fully functioning. Oikawa kageyama and suga live by the phrase “fuck you im right” which is why their relationships fall apart every 3 days.

[fandom-circus]

Thinking about this panel

But the next part is shocked Kageyama saying 'SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL THE TIMES YOU WERE FANBOYING OVER NINJA SHOYO IN THE LOCKER ROOM, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND?!?!"

Can't stop thinking about it

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Hinata : Tobio, i don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re in love with me.

Kageyama : What?

Kageyama :

Kageyama : Oh my god, I am.

Tsukishima : What kind of confession did I just witness?

[kings-highway]

some safe-for-work headcanons regarding how they might of gone about having sex for the first time for some of my favouritr haikyuu ships:

daisuga: look you know these bitches had it scheduled. not like a meticulous planned thing, but it was definitely something they knew was going to happen in advance. Like they talked about it, agreed they both wanted it, and then 3 weeks later Suga's parents go away for the weekend and they know like a solid week in advance that their "hang out" on Saturday evening is basically exclusively so they can have sex. They're very prepared. This also probably makes that week of training super annoying for the team bc they cant figure out why their captains are being SO overly giggly like you are seventeen/eighteen year old men wtf is going on.

iwaoi: i've always thought they were probably way more nervous than any of their friends assumed and definitely did not have sex as early as people thought. like mattsun and makki both constantly tease them in a way that insinuates they're actively having sex but they probably didnt actually do it until like... the last few months of high school. They were both just nervous! Iwa was very afraid of rushing things and doing it "wrong," and Oikawa wasnt even sure what doing it "right" would be so they had like 6 false-starts before they actually managed it.

ushiten: dorm living is not condusive to intimacy so when for the first time in like 8 months since they started dating that they have a confirmed evening with a locked dorm alone they end up making out for just a crazy amount of time. Tendou is too nervous to actually move anything forward because he's too anxious over the possibility of rejection but he keeps making these weird half-insinuations like "haha I cant believe nobody's going to be back for another four hours... we could do anything and get away with it... isnt that so funny... like nobody would know if we were making out or having sex or just reading a book... haha... isnt that crazy... me and you..." and he's all weird and twitchy about it until Ushijima tells him he doesn't think the idea of them having sex is crazy at all and then it is on immediately.

kuroken: highkey, kuroo probably lays out like a whole romantic, corny ass evening with candles and rose petals and is prepared to have a whole long conversation about being "ready" and Kenma just sort of rolls his eyes and is like "have you finished talking? this is Too Much. I need you to understand this is Too Much. Oh my god I love you but WOW." (it works anyway and Kenma is sufficient wooed).

tsukkiyama: this one might be a little out there but I genuinely think they're the most likely to have it happen by accident, or in a spontaneous moment of opportunity. Like they both intend to just take advantage of the empty house with only a bit of making out and then suddenly they're losing their clothes and it's like "we'll have a conversation about it tomorrow, im sure."

kagehina: okay this one is more stupid but I imagine after they've been dating a while Hinata is like "you know what, im ready to take the next step" but Kageyama cannot read ppl so Hinata's somewhat obvious attempts at seduction go entirely over his head, and Hinata is getting increasingly frustrated and dramatic and trying really really hard to get Kageyama to realize what he wants and it ends up causing a fight between them because Kageyama thinks Hinata is being weird and Hinata thinks Kageyama is being intentionally distant and eventually Kageyama blows up and is like "Oh my god if you want to break up or something just say so!!!" and Hinata is like "Oh my GOD I dont want to break up with you I want to have sex with you!!!" and of course that shuts everyone up and unfortunately Yachi is probably also there and wants to die.

[littleleafbugblog]

A little comic about Kageyama visiting Hinata in Brazil!! I'm a sucker for anything post-time skip

[artisticxlly]

Fuck it, Haikyu!! characters and their unusual skills hcs

Ushijima is very good with distinguishing tastes. Like he can tell you if a drink is or isn't diet (combine this with diabetic tendou?? for the ultimately sweet (pun intended) moment of him telling the waitress that his boyfriends drink isn't diet and that he'd like another, please) also this makes him a very good candidate for developing chocolate recipes

Kuroo and Kenma learned some simple sign language to communicate without words (comes in handy when Kenma gets overwhelmed at a party, for example). Sometimes, they use it early in the mornings because neither of them are early birds and get grumpy without caffeine.

Kageyama has a very sensitive sense of smell. He will outright tell Hinata if he changed his shampoo because he can smell it (and because most of the time doesn't like it).

The Miya twins are actually really decent singers if you get some alcohol into them. They are also really good at whistling (it annoys the hell out of their partners sometimes).

Sakusa can mimic people really well (he's perceptive and picks up on their habits and speech patterns really quickly) and his impression of Atsumu has made for quite a few scenarios where their team cannot stop laughing because of how good it is.

Kita can sleep practically anywhere if he's exhausted, he just chooses not to for his own dignity (until he moves in with Aran anyways, who finds him asleep spread out on the floor multiple times).

Suna has a very dextrous tongue, i.e., he can tie a cherry stem in his mouth (do with that information what you want, honestly)

Hirugami can mimic certain animal sounds really well and sometimes does so almost out of reflex (maybe a verbal stim?) when he treats animals at his job (i.e. he'll "mreow" right back at a cat).

Akaashi can wiggle his ears and nose and does it sometimes when he's bored.

Bokuto can walk on his hands when he does a handstand (I mean, overall, I think that he could be very good at gymnastics)

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hc that kageyama has a VERY deep emotional attachment to That One™ volleyball he uses when he practices in bed. and he never brings it out or lets other people even touch it or practices with it anywhere but his house.

OF COURSE, first time hinata was (accidentally and against kageyama's better judgement) left alone in his room, he found the volleyball and started playing with it. and when kageyama comes back and sees it he just kinda shortcircuits for a sec and stands there looking at hinata with wide eyes and a face that makes him look constipated.

hinata gets scared he might've fucked up and is about to apologize when kageyama goes "don't go through my stuff, dumbass" in that usual playfully-mean tone of his.

yet, he doesn't take the volleyball from hinata. he just allows him to keep playing with it– although he makes sure to keep an eye on him.

[autisticakaashitruther]

What if Hinata didn't naturally have freckles but got them at Brasil because of the sun... How would Kageyama react to that

[miyasstan]

Sakusa (I absolutely loathe people) kiyoomi starts calling atsumu "love" once he's comfortable and miya (flirting was invented by me) atsumu turns into tomato every single time 😭😭

PS: Shy tsumu actually screamed for 2 hours on a call with samu when it happened for the first time and blunt Omi who just shrugged at Motoya because yes love is atsumu and atsumu is his love (I love them)

Okay I should get some sleep now sigh sksk

[fattuccini-afraido]

Hinata: See, I just don't believe in the moon. I think it's the back of the sun.

Kageyama, being held back by Tanaka and Daichi: Let me punch him just this once, that's all I ask of you.

[fruityclown19]

Kageyama is not good with words, so he expresses himself with actions when he’s with Hinata . So for them it’s a lot of hugs, holding hands, cheek and forehead kisses, cuddling, all that jazz ☺️