#kage plays loz

[actualaster]

What I thought I signed up for with TotK: A fun fantasy action/adventure game with heavy focus on building and crafting mechanics!

What I actually got: fantasy horror that will generate brand new nightmares to haunt me forever after

[starsmuserainbow]

Since I’m having thoughts and need to get them out somewhere, here’s a random list of muses that I would absolutely consider if I would ever do a multimuse thing for trying out muses or using them or whatever.

All of these go with a prefacing of - I barely remember enough of them and would absolutely have to rewatch/play the thing/s they’re in.

Pyrrha from RWBY

SheShe and/or Karen from Mermaid Melody

Kari, and/or Mimi, and ofc their partners, from Digimon

probably someone from Sailor Moon? Maybe Jupiter? Idk who honestly.

Titania from Fire Emblem, Leanne too

I’m honestly not sure what RP with someone from Vocaloid would be or be about or whatever, but if something from there then Kasane Teto (Utauloid)

Princess Peach

Misty/Kasumi from Pokemon maybe?

Mercy from Overwatch

maybe one of the PPG’s, either Blossom or Bubbles - I’m thinking more likely would be Bubbles

Hermine/Hermione from HP

I probably would want someone from LoZ too, though right now absolutely no idea who that would be

Katarina from LoL

Kirby could be cute too, though tbh no idea how I’d do that even

someone from W.i.t.c.h. and/or from Winx too no doubt, though here again I’m not sure who

Coco from Crash Bandicoot

and of course a bunch of my OCs, which I don’t feel are ‘good enough’ for their own blogs, or where I simply haven’t figured out all details of yet and as such can’t really write as thorough an about as I’d usually want to do. If I should name some here too, though the names won’t actually say anything to you anyway, that’d be Liquor, Mia, Cat. Perhaps Kage, though I’d have to change at least one thing about her story that I’m not happy with anymore. And very big perhaps Lightning, but I don’t think I’m happy enough about her concept to really ever bring her out anywhere.

I probably forgot some here, and I might add to the list if I ever think of someone else, but, yeah.

[seburath-aryes-ancunin]

Instead of getting the Master Stic-er I mean Master Sword, you get the Iron Booty ~TKL, playing LoZ wind waker

The greatest reward of all time is the Iron Booty. Also maybe the IronDick. ~Kage

Dad i have some booty to aquire. Will you help me? 🐍

Oh my god you- whose booty??

[actualaster]

I did not realize ealize you could cook on her face

[actualaster]

THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE

[actualaster]

Why bother with the launching mechanism when you can just bridge it?

[actualaster]

Me: *lining up a shot*

Sidon: *runs RIGHT between me and the target so his ass is where I'd shoot*

Me: "Sidon, your ass is lovely but PLEASE get out of the way, this not the kind of shaft you want buried in there"

[actualaster]

I am basically swinging between "no inventory space for shields/bows/weapons" and "I have nothing left because it took everything I had to get out of a bad situation my curiosity got me stuck in"

[actualaster]

Gameplay video, in Depths

I... somehow managed to dismount the hoverbike I was riding and drop it RIGHT onto this Yiga dude, killing him instantly ahrjfksk

[actualaster]

???

I have zero idea how I did it, but somehow while using a dupe glitch I... Seem to have had my 3-shot bow in mu inventory replaced with a 5-shot bow???

I don't know how but I know I had a 3-shot one (I was having to make sure I didn't select it for duping)...???

[actualaster]

Gameplay video, Depths

I… somehow managed to dismount the hoverbike I was riding and drop it RIGHT onto this Yiga dude, killing him instantly ahrjfksk

[actualaster]

Video of a device below the cut

I built a little mobile home for Link XD and now I'm trundling along the map in it

[ID: A video from Tears of the Kingdom showing a night scene as a boxy vehicle moves clumsily along a dirt road towards a stable. The vehicle stops after a few seconds and Link walks down from a ramp before climbing back on and jumping inside. The vehicle consists of wooden planks glued together, four large green wheels, a wooden plank sticking out of the front with a steering device and a pair of glowing plants attached, and one additional wooden plank at an angle forming a ramp. END ID]

EDIT:

Added a second control stick inside and if I get the camera angle right I can drive from within. Hides from monsters and lightning on the go!

[actualaster]

I CAUGHT A FALLING STAR FRAGMENT MIDAIR THEN FORGOT WHAT BUTTON TO GLIDE SO I SLAMMED FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND AT MAX SPEED AND DIED.

And then somehow managed to catch it again on reload.

I did not die the second time

[actualaster]

Mechanics stuff

(Image and video)

LMAOOOOOO I glued a Korok to my horse's pull harness and dragged it through the wetlands

[actualaster]

Plot spoilers

AVDHAHEHEA this game's version of the towers lmaooo

Poor Link, of course he was freaked out when Guardian arms shot up and grabbed him to restrain him while equipping him to scan the area, poor guy's probably got so much trauma from those things

[actualaster]

I am doing.

So bad at this game.

Some of the controls are slightly different than BotW and also, y'know, going from "so many abilities and maxed or nearly maxed hearts/stamina" to "starting with nothing" means I keep doing things like accidentally throwing myself off a cliff I can't survive the fall from XD