#kage plays totk

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What I thought I signed up for with TotK: A fun fantasy action/adventure game with heavy focus on building and crafting mechanics!

What I actually got: fantasy horror that will generate brand new nightmares to haunt me forever after

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I did not realize ealize you could cook on her face

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THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE

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Why bother with the launching mechanism when you can just bridge it?

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Me: *lining up a shot*

Sidon: *runs RIGHT between me and the target so his ass is where I'd shoot*

Me: "Sidon, your ass is lovely but PLEASE get out of the way, this not the kind of shaft you want buried in there"

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I am basically swinging between "no inventory space for shields/bows/weapons" and "I have nothing left because it took everything I had to get out of a bad situation my curiosity got me stuck in"

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Gameplay video, in Depths

I... somehow managed to dismount the hoverbike I was riding and drop it RIGHT onto this Yiga dude, killing him instantly ahrjfksk

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???

I have zero idea how I did it, but somehow while using a dupe glitch I... Seem to have had my 3-shot bow in mu inventory replaced with a 5-shot bow???

I don't know how but I know I had a 3-shot one (I was having to make sure I didn't select it for duping)...???

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Gameplay video, Depths

I… somehow managed to dismount the hoverbike I was riding and drop it RIGHT onto this Yiga dude, killing him instantly ahrjfksk

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Video of a device below the cut

I built a little mobile home for Link XD and now I'm trundling along the map in it

[ID: A video from Tears of the Kingdom showing a night scene as a boxy vehicle moves clumsily along a dirt road towards a stable. The vehicle stops after a few seconds and Link walks down from a ramp before climbing back on and jumping inside. The vehicle consists of wooden planks glued together, four large green wheels, a wooden plank sticking out of the front with a steering device and a pair of glowing plants attached, and one additional wooden plank at an angle forming a ramp. END ID]

EDIT:

Added a second control stick inside and if I get the camera angle right I can drive from within. Hides from monsters and lightning on the go!

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I CAUGHT A FALLING STAR FRAGMENT MIDAIR THEN FORGOT WHAT BUTTON TO GLIDE SO I SLAMMED FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND AT MAX SPEED AND DIED.

And then somehow managed to catch it again on reload.

I did not die the second time

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Mechanics stuff

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LMAOOOOOO I glued a Korok to my horse's pull harness and dragged it through the wetlands

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Plot spoilers

AVDHAHEHEA this game's version of the towers lmaooo

Poor Link, of course he was freaked out when Guardian arms shot up and grabbed him to restrain him while equipping him to scan the area, poor guy's probably got so much trauma from those things

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I am doing.

So bad at this game.

Some of the controls are slightly different than BotW and also, y'know, going from "so many abilities and maxed or nearly maxed hearts/stamina" to "starting with nothing" means I keep doing things like accidentally throwing myself off a cliff I can't survive the fall from XD

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I managed to beat a Silver Lynel without taking a hit (down to 3 hearts via gloom damage and out of ways to restore them, no shields left), then nope'd out after the armored one showed up

Still, I'm bad at fighting them so being able to beat one without taking damage--ableit with many game overs--was amazing

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Mechanics stuff (brief video)

I WAS. PARAGLIDING. AND A CHUNK OF THE SKY LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF ME.