#kage oi

[voca-song-a-day]

Today's featured song is: "Kage Oi" by Wato & Touka Hako feat. Aoki Lapis!

[afterthelambs]

Ushijima: "Oikawa, I wish you were on my team"

Kageyama: "Oikawa-san, can you teach me how to serve?"

Oikawa: They both hate me!!!

[sasukesun]

Can you share some narusasu headcanons? i'm getting fed up with peoples annoying ooc interpretations

i probably have a lot of these in my headcanon tag (which is a silly tag mostly but tbh there’s also some good stuff)… anyway

looking from the foot of the bed, naruto sleeps on the right side while sasuke sleeps on the left (basically their vote2 position)

sasuke pinches naruto’s nose or pulls his ear playfully when naruto is being an idiot… like naruto is late and sasuke pinches his nose and says “oi, usuratonkachi, you’re late”

this is practically canon but naruto’s body is very warm while sasuke’s is very cold. sasuke having fire affinity doesn’t change the fact that his chakra is canonically cold while naruto’s is bright and warm. sasuke warms his hands up under naruto’s shirt and his feet in the middle of naruto’s legs. naruto calls him a bastard

naruto whining sasukeeeeee

naruto saying s’ke when he’s tired or sleepy or just very comfortable

consider this: ticklish sasuke. also consider this: naruto finds it out

“we are not having ramen again” “didn’t you call me your one and only?”

i just love the idea of random intimate gestures like sasuke yawning and naruto sticking his finger inside his mouth for no reason, eating from the same chopstick when they want to try the other’s food, sasuke feeding naruto, one licking or biting the other’s cheek also for no reason, just some random casual stuff

sasuke getting overwhelmed in the beginning when they make out or have sex. naruto getting easily excited

naruto walking around shirtless. sasuke’s eyes linger. naruto goes “like what you see?”

tbh naruto is a biter. he doesn’t bite to hurt but he likes biting lol

yes they have a cat

i really don’t know which one would propose because i don’t see them being traditional in relation to weddings, i think they would just end up talking about it and saying they want to be together forever (not that they didn’t know already) and maybe buy matching rings together or another type of jewellery, like necklaces

also torn between having a private ceremony with a few people or only themselves, exchanging vows and all

competing over stupid domestic things

they bicker a lot and then they find out they can win arguments by kissing the other. the one who discovered that was sasuke

“hey wanna have sex?” “what? right now?” “yeah you just looked at me like you wanted to” they have sex

i also think naruto would want to get a bit experimental in bed. kage bunshins were used a few times

and this as well… it’s so them

sasuke waking up and finding naruto cooking in the kitchen (after they both got better at cooking) wearing an apron with only his underwear under it

naruto nuzzling on sasuke’s chest or nape of the neck

[creepy-feathers]

Heyy! Can we have a Kagekao x male reader who’s super serious about his missions and job(being slenderman’s proxy ofc). Like they’re in a opposites attract type of relationship? Thanks!

Thanks for requesting! I made this a platonic scenario with a gender-neutral reader, as I do not write male x male romantic relationships.

Pairing: Ler! Kagekao / Lee! Reader (GN)

Fic type: Platonic

Warnings: Minor swearing

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"Kagekao!" you scolded, watching with annoyance as the demon scampered across tree limbs like they were his own personal jungle gym. "Get down!"

"Whaaat? Why?" He locked his knees around a lower branch and hung upside down, facing you with his eerie glowing mask. "We're done with the mission! I think now is the perfect time to relax~"

"Relax, huh?" you muttered, shaking your head in disbelief. "How is what you're doing considered even remotely relaxing?"

"It is compared to having to go out all day and stalk some poor soul with a grump for a partner!"

You huffed and kicked the base of the tree that was currently supporting his weight. "Just stop being a child and come down! You can do that later."

"Ahh, you're no fun, Y/n-sen." Still, he released his hold and did an admittedly impressive flip, landing on the ground shortly after.

"It isn't about being 'fun', Kage. It's about being responsible."

"'Responsible'?" He laughed, ruffling your hair playfully, to which you reeled away and sent him a brief glare. "We're literally walking home! We're done!"

"We're only done when we report the happenings of the mission to the boss. You should know this."

"Riiiight." He walked along beside you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer. "Ya know what I think your problem is?"

"You're my only problem right now, Kage."

"Oi! That isn't very nice!" Judging by the cheerful tone of his voice, he wasn't offended by your sentence, but rather amused.

"Yeah? Well, life isn't very nice. Get over it." You emphasized your words by lightly pushing him away.

"Pftt! Geez, you're cranky." Ignoring him, you continued to walk forward, a no-nonsense expression on your face. He clicked his tongue in faux disappointment. "Iya, iya. Your problem is not knowing when to lighten up. Wanna know how we fix that?"

You merely sent him an uninterested look, tucking your hands in your pockets and not caring to stop in your tracks to listen.

He released a demonic-sounding giggle. “Like this!~” 

“Kage—” The name left your mouth as a messy gasp when his fingers found your sides and began digging into them; all you could do was clamp your arms down and attempt to break free, to no avail. His grip was strong. “S-stohop!”

“Oh look at that! It’s working already!~” 

You swung your elbow back, wanting to nail him straight in the gut, but he was one step ahead of you and dodged effortlessly. 

“Careful there, Y/n-chan!” he laughed, scribbling along your torso. “You almost hit me!”

“Thahat was my i-intention!” Try as you might, you were unable to contain the chortles consistently spewing from between your lips, especially once his hands picked up a more speedy pace. "Seriously, c-cut it out!"

"As delightful as that sounds..." his gloved fingertips prodded along the bottom of your ribcage, prompting you to release a graceless cackle, "...I think I like watching you lose your shit better."

"God, you suck!" Knees buckling, you leaned into him, trying with all your might to force his hands away.

He laughed, shrouded claws gliding over the material of your hoodie and shooting ticklish sparks through your nerves. "Maaaybe! But you love me for it~"

"I—I do not!" you shrieked, squirming like your life - or rather, your sanity - depended on it.

"Shh, you have to be quiet, suzeran." He raked his touch up the side of your back while his arm retained a hold across your waist, ensuring you couldn't escape. "Someone could hear you if you keep screaming like that..."

"S-shut up!" Pressing your lips together did nothing to silence the unholy sounds he was eliciting from you, and you attempted to use your body weight against him, but alas, he was a lot stronger than he looked.

"Now, now, is that any way to talk to your superior?"

"'Superior'!?'" Crawling underneath the hoodie's bottom hem, he scraped the end of his index finger against your stomach, and you squeaked and writhed with more desperation. "I—I literally hahave authority over you!"

"Oh? Then tell me to stop~"

"Stohop!"

"Make me!" His devilish snicker made your insides blossom with venom, and the annoyed groan you wanted to release tapered into a pathetic giggle when he attacked your skin with insanely gentle scratches.

You could feel tears accumulate in the corners of your eyes as you wheezed out a ragged sentence of defeat. "O-okahahay! Okay! I—I give uhup!"

"'Give up'? Well, I didn't think there was anything to give up!" He squeezed your hips a couple of times, taking great enjoyment in the way you jerked in response. "I thought we were just having fun~"

"Kagekao, plehease!"

"Sorry, couldn't hear that. Say it again?"

"Please!" you shouted breathlessly through fits of laughter. "Please stohop!"

"Okay, okay." He halted his movements and loosened his grip, allowing you to leisurely slide to the ground in exhaustion, observing the wide grin you tried to wipe off your face in amusement. He folded his arms over his chest sassily. "Damn, you're easy to break, aren't you?"

"I hate you..." you mumbled, shooting him a halfhearted scowl, cheeks warmed with embarrassment. He merely chuckled and patted the top of your head affectionately.

"Sure ya do, Y/n-chan~"

[yukirayu]

Lyrics: “Lamento” (Japanese version)

The OP theme is sung in Latin, though it also has another version that's sung in Japanese.

Both the Latin and the Japanese lyrics differ translation-wise, however, and since only the Latin lyrics got translated, I decided to take a shot in seeing what the Japanese lyrics mean.

Do note that this, like the other lyrics I did, is only edited MTL, with a few small liberties taken so that the lyrics doesn't sound awkwardly clipped and fragmented. I did the best I could, but I still I advise you take this with a grain of salt.

......

“Lamento (Japanese version)”

Performed by: Kanako Itou

Lyrics

Lost in the depths of the forest 迷い込んだ森の奥深く mayoi konda mori no oku fukaku 

A faint line shines, and I bare my fangs in amazement 光わずか 幻惑の牙を剥いた hikari wazuka genwaku no kiba o muita

The Void consumes the world のみこまれた虚ろな世界が  nomi komareta utsurona sekai ga

With the ferocity of a starving beast 念りあげた饥えた兽のように unari ageta ueta kemono no you ni

This dark kiss that has been marked on me 印される暗のくちづけ shirusareru yami no kuchizuke 

I wander forth in search of a means to have it undone 振りほどく术求めて彷徨う burihodoku sube motomete samayou

And my eyes sharpen and glint その瞳研ぎ澄ませ sono hitomi togisumase

Once sealed in the farthest of distances 遥か遠く高くつながれた haruka tooku takaku tsunagareta

The maelstrom of curses has been unleashed 呪縛の渦 解き放て jubaku no uzu tokihanate

This maddening pain I feel 狂おしく舞う痛みに kuru oshiku mau itami ni

I cannot resist it, but I will overcome the destiny forged for me 抗えせまる宿命超えて aragae semaru sadame koete

And reclaim it as my own 取り戻せ torimodose

Deep in the sea of fog and mist 追いこまれた雾の海深く oi komareta kiri no umi fukaku 

I’m guided by a cry called in a nostalgic voice 导かれた怀かしい呼び声 michibi kareta natsukashii yobigoe

A melody resounds in the air 响さあう摇れる旋律 hibiki au yureru senritsu

Reflected in those pure eyes of yours 纯粹な君の瞳映した junsuina kimi no hitomi utsushita

Is a power which shall be unsealed このカ 开け kono chikara hirake

The manipulations of creeping shadows 忍び寄る影に操られた shinobiyoru kage ni ayatsurareta

They are a trap that must be unraveled 呪靠の罠 解き明かせ jubaku no wana tokiakase

These scars that dance wildly and madly 狂おしく舞う伤痕 kuru oshiku mau kizuato

I hold them close and have them carved onto my heart 抱き缔めて刻めこの胸に dakishimete kizame kono mune ni

Beyond the darkness 暗超えて yami koete

Once sealed in the farthest of distances 遥か遠く高くつながれた haruka tooku takaku tsunagareta

The maelstrom of curses has been unleashed 呪縛の渦 解き放て jubaku no uzu tokihanate

These scars that dance wildly and madly 狂おしく舞う伤痕 kuru oshiku mau kizuato

I hold them close and have them carved onto my heart 抱き缔めて刻めこの胸に dakishimete kizame kono mune ni

And reclaim them from beyond the darkness 暗超えて 取り戻せ yami koete torimodose

[narashikari]

Happy Belated birthday, Kari! Here's my gift to you.

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"Umm, Hiromi-san, are you sure it's fine?" Keiwa questioned unsure whether his and his companion's presence were welcome.

"Don't sweat it, Keiwa." Hiromi assured. "Despite what happened when you met Daiji and the others, you're always welcome to train here at Blue Bird.

"Relax, Keiwa." Neon grinned beside her companion. "Sakura's assured me that it's fine to be here, so we're here."

"But still..." The man trailed off. "It feels like we're..."

"It's fine Keiwa-san." Sakura went inside the room, cutting his train of thought off. "Dai-chan owns Blue Bird and what he says goes."

Sakura faced Hiromi.

"Sorry I'm late, Hiromi, my classmates wanted to do something before we go home."

"It's okay, Sakura, since you're here, let's get started?"

[Fight: A 2v2 fight between Giant Spider Demons and Invincible Jeanne vs. Bujin Sword Tycoon and Fantasy Boost Na-go.]

"Lovekov! You were great!" Sakura praised a giant plush-like Snake figure as she hugged her "

"E-eeh? A tsuchinoko?!" Keiwa and Neon exclaimed in unison.

"Kov? Kov! I'm not a Tsuchinoko!" Lovekov angrily glared at the duo as she shook.

"Lovekov is my inner demon." Sakura explained.

"Inner demon?"

"It's basically a manifestation of your foremost desire, it could be the opposite of it or otherwise."

"Lovekov here is a manifestation of my weakness as my desire was to become so strong."

"That's why you don't seem winded whenever our attacks landed!" Keiwa exclaimed, recalling the sparring match they just had.

"That man over there also has an inner demon within himself!" Another man, clad in black, intruded on the conversation and walked casually into the training area.

"Me?"

"Everyone has an inner demon, Kage-chan!' Sakura pointed out. "You know that."

"Oh, but his has manifested." Kagerou smirked.

"Oi, Hiromi could he use the Revice Driver so that we could talk to his inner demon?"

"Let's not be hasty," Hiromi implored everyone. "Based on Keiwa-kun's reaction, he hasn't had contact with his inner demon, it stands to reason that we might just summon a Gifterian if we let him equip the Revice driver."

"Wait, I thought the stamps were only that have that ability?"

"It is something George has theorized one time."

"Let me guess, he told you that after nii-san beat the crap out of him?"

"Regardless, we can't risk summoning another Gifterian."

"They'd be easy, with everyone present."

"Who're tired from the sparring session we just had." Hiromi argued.

"You're no fun." Kagerou pouted before retreating back into his host's psyche.

"Don't mind Kagerou, Keiwa, he's just incredibly curious about your inner demon ever since we encountered it." Daiji shook his head as his clothes had changed from all black to Blue Bird's uniform.

"Wait, you know?"

"Of course? He did control my body when he went to take a look at your psyche." Daiji excplained. "So I take the sparring session went well?"

"They're crazy powerful, Dai-chan!" Sakura exclaimed. "Neon-chan, so long as she's aware of the incoming attack, she can't be hit!"

"And Keiwa's good with his sword attacks, even teleported one time." Hiromi stated their assessment.

"Well, Hiromi-san's hits are so powerful!"

"That and Sakura isn't even fazed whenever an attack hits her." Neon interjected.

"Well, if that's all, Hana's waiting for me, bye everyone."

"Go ahead and take her out to dinner!"

"Dai-chan!"

"Keiwa, Neon, you guys can stay the night, there's a shower room on the right as soon as you exit."

"But..."

"I insist, you guys being here gives us an opportunity to train for different types of opponents." Daiji smiled. "It gives an idea how to handle enemies who would have the same abilities as you guys do."

"Think of it your bonus on top of the compensation that you'd be getting."

"Bu-"

"No buts."

"Come on, Keiwa, let's go take a shower!"

Neon dragged Keiwa out of the training area.

Daiji and Hiromi waited for Keiwa and Neon to be out of the room before they both faced each other.

"You were hoping to recruit anyone from the Desire Grand Prix to be a part of Blue Bird, weren't you?" Hiromi stated.

"Was I that obvious?" Daiji questionned.

"It was obvious only to me, you were subtle enough."

"Thanks to me." Kagerou interjected then retreated back to Daiji's psyche before any response could be uttered.

"That Kagerou." Daiji shook his head, entirely used to Kagerou's antics.

"So what's next on the agenda, Mr. Big shot." Hiromi teased his former subordinate, who now ranked above him.

"This." Daiji grinned before planting a soft kiss on Hiromi's lips.

"We should go to our quarters lest we get walked in."

"That's a good idea." Daiji nodded. "You must be so tired, Hiromi, let me carry you to our room."

Hiromi soon found himself in Daiji's arms as he was carried to the room that they share within the establishment.

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Hope you like it!

[also, I referenced Lovekov's reaction to being referred to as a Tsuchinoko in Girl's Remix and Keiwa's and Neon's reaction when they first saw the Riders in Geats]

pffftbwahahahaha

Thanks so much~

[khattikeri]

haikyuu for the ask game?

ok there are far too many of those to fit on this one ship chart no matter how i move the text around or resize SO. i am just going to list em all herehkgsldjflks below the cut

kage/hina undoubtedly top left. like as far as u can possibly go there. yea. kuro/ken and iwa/oi close behind them.

most of the common ships honestly fit in that quadrant imo? with a lot of them (esp like, karasuno team duo ships) falling more close to neutral. additionally atsu/kita and atsu/hina compel me and make sense.

for the other quadrant - imo doesn't make sense/doesn't compel me would probably be kuro/tsuki and saku/atsu most.

i don't really care for ships involving ushiwaka or tendou, and i tend to monoship just about everyone in the cast otherwise. not much for the team dad captain pairings etc.

i honestly think that covers most of it!

[charismaofobedience]

idk some of you would really benefit from doko ka de hoshi ga nagareta

sore wa tagura reru you ni

yoru no fuchi o nazotta

yakeochita tsurugi no hoshi de ousama ga

migigawa ga suishoou

hidarigawa ga sunano hoshi de sanzoku ga

hikarikata o wasureta sumikko no hoshi de kagakusha ga

futo onaji ryuusei o aoida

monogatari no kirehashi o noseta fune wa

mabataki no sukima o nutte tobi satta

yo no kuni wa horobita

hokorobita hadou e no tobira

tachi doku mi o naomo torimaku

shouen to haisen no nokori ga

kiseki no tourai nado o shinjita

higeki no moumai to tami wa itta

jiseki to koukai ni yaka re nagara

hoshi o owareru toubou-sha

monokuro na mado no mukou tounoku ouza

shi ni itaru moudoku to wa risou no shuchou ka

nareba koso hito o toku youda

kouka shi dasu kyuumei-tei

mishiranu hoshi ni mukeru Venez m’ aider

ikasa reta imi o meditate

saiken no hi o yumemite

saisei no Verse

ryuusei ni te o no basu

hajimari ga tsuranaru yunibaasu

tsunaide iku mirai with the ending in mind

yuruginai hitotsu no hoshi ga deep inside

nando datte kurikaesu

kidou ni sotte fumidasu

itsu made mo reincarnation

itsuwari no nai shooting star

aa… chuu ni mau “Stella by Starlight”

kiseki wa ibitsuna hou ga Luminous

myouni shareta nari no kyakujin da na konya wa

ochita saki ga koko ja tsuki mo ochita youda na

moto ousama ka nani ka shiranga touzoku ni wa touzoku no ryuugi ga aru to shire

kubi ga chuu ni mauto ikenee

sekai wa sadisuto na Priest tachi ga kaku jigusoo pazuru

riyuu mo naku hinpu no sa de shinu youna Hypnotize sa reta isutowaaru

naa nodo moto o haizuru kono taikutsu o koroshitai nda

ore mo ubai satte kure mesaia

saisei no Verse

ryuusei ni te o no basu

hajimari ga tsuranaru yunibaasu

tsunaide iku mirai with the ending in mind

yuruginai hitotsu no hoshi ga deep inside

nando datte kurikaesu

kidou ni sotte fumidasu

itsu made mo reincarnation

itsuwari no nai shooting star

aa… chuu ni mau “Stella by Starlight”

kiseki wa ibitsuna hou ga Luminous

harubaru gokurou na koto taisouna hanashi dane

kouri ni ouwa reta koto de seimei wa watashi dake

kenkyuu wa kigatsukeba hito no michi o hazureta

ta ga tame kamo wasureta kami kuzu no youna raburetaa

meikyuu no hate ni aru materiaru

eikyuu o kate ni saku shiroi kameria

shinri no mae ni wa rinri no sakebi nado kase ni naru

oi motometakute oi o tometa

koi kogareta inochi no kakera

subete wa hakuchuumu

mou osoi nda yo to doukoku suru Nocturne

hoshi no aima kara noizu

yozora o sarai

utsusemi no koraaju mitai na starlight

「naze watashi ni kamau nda」

「nite iru ki ga shita nda.」

「onajiana nomujina tteka.」

「satena.」

「kudaranai.」

「negai ni torawarete iru.」

「naze wakaru?」

「me de wakaru sa. nanika o ushinatte garasutama no youda.」

「Kanau nara itsuka furusato ga mitai na.」

「Nara kimarida.」

「aru no kamo wakaranai.」

「koko ni ite mo kawaranai.」

「de wa utsurona kono fune ga doko e yuku no ka kakete minai ka.」

sora wa fusagari

tojiko motta kuragari

hoshi ga otosu usu akari

terashi dasu fushigina tsunagari

futatabi o negau kokoro dake ga jitto tsutawari

netsu o kuberu kagari

uka shite iku sanagi

tsumasaki wa mae ni mukete oku

tachidomatta tsugi no ippo me demo machigaenai you ni

tsumasaki wa mae ni mukete oku

tada ichizuna me de itsuka ayamachi sura medeyou

tsumasaki wa dekiru kagiri tooku fumikomu

furi kaeru toki jibun no kage ga oitsukenai you ni

tsumasaki wa mae ni mukete oku

akatsuki no hate ni tou

kore wa tsumazuki o kate ni tobu story

saisei no Verse

ryuusei ni te o no basu

hajimari ga tsuranaru yunibaasu

tsunaide iku mirai with the ending in mind

yuruginai hitotsu no hoshi ga deep inside

nando datte kurikaesu

kidou ni sotte fumidasu

itsu made mo reincarnation

itsuwari no nai shooting star

aa… chuu ni mau “Stella by Starlight”

kiseki wa ibitsuna hou ga Luminous

[adelalovesmadara]

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Sōda yo nā．．． Naruto．．． Samishikatta n da yo nā．．． Kurushikatta n da yo nā．．． Gomen nā．．． Naruto. Ore ga motto shikkari shite rya konna omoi sasezu ni sunda noni yo

Mizuki: Ano bake-gitsune ga chikara wo riyō shinai wake ga nai. Aitsu wa omae ga omotte iru yō na．．．

Iruka: Ā!

Naruto: (ki!) Keh．．． Yappa sou dattebayo! Hora na．．． Iruka-sensei mo honshin de wa ore no koto．．．．．．．．． Mitomete nēe n da

Iruka: Bake-gitsune nara na. Kedo Naruto wa chigau. Aitsu wa．．．

My Translation:

Iruka: That's right... Naruto... It's lonely, isn't it... It hurts, right... I'm sorry... Naruto. If only I tried harder (with you) you wouldn't feel like this at all

Mizuki: There's no way that monster fox won't use (its own) power. (That brat) isn't the person you think he is...

Iruka: Yeah!

Naruto: (face harden) Hmph... As I thought dattebayo! See... Iruka-sensei also doesn't truly... Accept me

Iruka: If he were a monster fox that is. However, Naruto is not. He is...

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Aitsu wa kono ore ga mitometa yūshū na seito da. ．．． Doryoku-ka de．．． Ichizu de．．． Sono kuse bukiyō de dare kara mo mitomete morae nakute．．．．．． Aitsu wa mō hito no kokoro no kurushimi wo shitte iru．．． Ima wa mō bake-gitsune ja nai.

Naruto: (gyū．．．)

Iruka: Aitsu wa Konoha-gakure no sato no．．．．．． Uzumaki Naruto da

My Translation:

Iruka: He is a brilliant student that has (received) my own recognition. (He is) hardworking... Devoted... And yet tactless (that) no one wants to accept (him)...... He already knows human's emotions and pain... Now he is no longer the monster fox.

Naruto: (clutching tight．．．)

Iruka: He is Konoha's...... Uzumaki Naruto

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Naruto．．．!?

Mizuki: (guh) ．．．．．．．．． Yatte kureru ja nē ka．．．．．．

Naruto: (don!) ．．． Iruka-sensei ni tē dasu na．．． KOROSU ZO．．．

Iruka: Ba．．． Baka! Nande dete kita！！NIGERO！！

Mizuki: Hozaku na！！Temē mitai na gaki ippatsu de naguri-koroshite yaru yo！！

Naruto: Yatte miro kasu！ Senbai ni shite kaeshite yakkara

Mizuki: Temē koso yareru mon nara yatte miro bake-gitsunēe！！！

My Translation:

Iruka: Naruto...!?

Mizuki: (groans) ......... You have the nerve......

Naruto: (big reveals) Don't lay hands on Iruka-sensei... (I'll) KILL YOU...

Iruka: I... Idiot! Why did you come out!! RUN!!

Mizuki: Don't bullshit me! I will kill a brat like you in one punch!!

Naruto: Just try it, trash! I'll return it in a thousand-fold

Mizuki: You bastard just try if you can, monster fox!!!

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Heh！ Hontō ni sennin ni bunshin ni shiyagaru to wa．．．Sono ue ．．．．．．Zanzō de wa naku jittai sono mono wo tsukuri dasu Kōtō Ninjutsu "Kage Bunshin" ．．．Koitsu hyotto suru to．．．Hontō ni dono Hokage wo mo．．．

Naruto: Hehe．．．Chitto yari sugichatta

Iruka: ．．． Naruto chotto kocchi koi. Omae ni watashitai mon ga aru！

Naruto: Sensei．．． Mada?

Iruka: Yoshi！ Mō me akete ī zo．．．

My Translation:

Iruka: Hmm! To think he truly duplicated himself into one thousand clones... What's more......They're not afterimages (instead they're) High-level Ninjutsu "Kage Bunshin" that produces materialised bodies... Perhaps this boy... (Will) truly (surpass) any Hokage...

Naruto: Hehe... I overdid it a bit

Iruka: ...Naruto come here for a sec. There's something I want to hand over to you!

Naruto: Sensei... Not yet?

Iruka: All right! Open your eyes...

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Sotsugyō．．．Omedetō. Kyō wa sotsugyō iwai da rāmen wo ogotte yaru！！ Wa! Itē yo oi．．

Iruka: Naruto. Shinobi ni totte hontō ni taihen nano wa kore kara da！！Tte sekkyō suru tsumori datta ga. Ma! Sore wa rāmen-ya made gaman shitoite yaru kana．．．

My Translation:

Iruka: Congratulations... on graduating. Today is celebration for graduating (so) I'll treat you ramen!! Whoa! That hurts oi..

Iruka: Naruto for us shinobi it's truly going to be hard from now on!! ― I was going to lecture him of that but. Well! (I'll) probably going to hold in until we are in the ramen stall...

[tsuki-sennin]

My, this is quite the turn of events.

What the hell happened in the past two weeks while we were gone, Donbrothers? We've got a funny red man, a blue monkey and a yellow oni who're a pair of losers, a pink bird wife guy turned epic divorce man, a jailhouse black dog, and a bunch of autistic kids hanging out in the void by themselves! ...also a Tiger/Dragon system apparently just off to the side, which is quite unusual for a Sixth Ranger.

Also, uh... yesterday morning, Kohei Murakami, who played Kusaka in Faiz and Bud in Zyuohger, after asking if his followers saw episode 36 of Donbrothers, shared a picture of Inoue captioned "Toshiki Kabedon", which is uh... exactly what you might imagine it'd be. I know I don't usually show pictures, but I find this deeply compelling. Look at his goddamn face. Look at it. That is a man who knows.

Anyways, Spoilers I guess beneath the cut~!

-Aw how cute, they're napping together :)

-F

-FIVE HUNDRED BILLION YEN??!

-Ah, yep, Kijino's in a real bad state.

-Damn. Railing against your boss like that? In a Japanese corporate setting?

-Haruka with the phonecall!

-...suddenly I'm very thankful that Crane Lady didn't see that he was getting phone calls from a teenage girl.

-Oh shit, a party?

-Of fuckin' course it's a party, have I seen this consistently festival-themed show before?

-Ah fuck, the preview has an inferno. This ain't good.

-Oh shit, GolDon Zyuoh Eagle. Hell yeah, really lean into that bird.

-Friendship :)

-Parfait time!

Haruka: Tell Mister Kijino how much he means to you, Tarou :) Tarou: Kijino, you are worth as much to me as- Shinichi: Y'know on second thought let's not do that!

-He is... The wife guy.

-Oh goddammit-

-Goddamn, he couldn't even get a man sent to jail hjkl

-Inuzuka Tsubasa...!

-Chase him!

-Damn, these Juto are violent violent!

-Me when no food.

-Ah, I see he's still a Master Shef.

-EAT

-EAT PUNY BIRD MAN

-Ohhhhh, sirens. ...did that guy say "Kyuukyuu" earlier? ...GoGoFive man?

-"Damn dude, I didn't know going sicko mode made you a shit cook. 0/10, would not eat again."

-"EAT MY GODDAMN FOOD YOU PIGS"

-Oh shit, Sononi-san!

-Crane Lady!

-Oh goddammit Haruka, do you have an interest in her too? ...I mean fair, but c'mon.

-Canned movie! ...oh shit, I still haven't seen that. Battle Familia either. Damn.

-Shake's pier.

-Prince, magic, true love, back normal!

-Hell yeah.

-Ohhhh, she wants to be a beast.

-Natsumi-chan~!

-Natsumi-san!

-"Wanna play fancy actress for a bit? :3"

-Ah, so this IS Natsumi mode!

-A rich fan!

-Oh shit, Jirou's back! I see Rumi-chan's still here too.

-Stew!

-Ah, the boys are fightin'.

-"Dude what, you suddenly grew a tiger kimono."

-He suddenly became a giga chad right before your eyes.

-Remember the sunset.

-Merbromin...

-"Yeeeeeah, I guess that makes sense!"

-Guess Haruka is a dedicated Natsumi stan now.

-Here they are! The condor lady and the shadow man!

-Ohhhhh, this is a bit intense.

-God dang it, Haruka!

Sononi: Geez, what's up with there? Sonoza: She's a

-Poor Emergency Guy.

-Momoi Tarou.

-Miho is Natsumi's dream?

-Get the real Tsubasa back, get rid of this sussy baka imposter.

-Ohhhhhh, I love Crane Lady's monster form.

-Oi, Tarou, don't say "Two on one works for me!", people might get the wrong idea.

-"Dammit, I must be slipping if I got saved by Sonoza!"

-Where the boyfriend at?

-Even wrote a notecard for you, huh?

-OH THERE HE IS HJKLH

-"Fuck it, who cares! Kage Time!"

-Kyuukyuu-Ki!

-Oh god, this is gonna be how Tsubasa has his internal reveal

-OH NO ROLLCALL TIME JHGLKGKV

-Born from a peach! Don Momotaro! Yooooo! Nippon Ichi!

-Bidding farewell to the transient world... SaruBrother! Yo! Muki muki!

-The manga master, OniSister! Yo! Oni no kanabo!

-YOU FUCKED IT UP

-YOU FUCKED IT UP YOU MANIAC

-Jirou, let's go!

-"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET THEM! SHOOT THEM! SHOOT 'EM GOOD, DOGGIE!"

-God, this is such chaos, and I woudln't have it any other way.

-Save the Earth! Save a Life!

-Oh yeah, Jirou wasn't there.

-Goooold Avatar Change! Honnou Kakusei! Monarch of the Open Skies! Zyuoh Eagle!

-...that seemed a little anticlimactic. I mean, he probably could've cleared the fire on his own, but I guess a bit of Zyuoh love isn't remiss!

-There it is! The big fuck-off fully combined robot of this season!

-"Shut up arm, I own you!"

-Donbros Fantasia Supreme!

-A supreme win for the ages!

-Hey there emergency guy!

-Well done, report back to HQ.

-Goooooo Tsubasa!

-Hell yeah, you got him!

-Good job, Tsubasa!

-Only one. Ore koso.

-Did the creepy origami cats free him? Or did he rip out of there on his own?

-SONOSHI WHAT

-That form... IS THAT A HENSHIN NINJA ARASHI REFERENCE

-Well, I guess... they're a bit more even now. This man came waltzing in, so I guess he's here now. See you on Monday, I guess.

[tsukkishinata]

I don’t have to explain this to anybody but I guess I just personally want to see for myself if I can put into words why I was never into Kage////Hina. I mean I feel like kghn isn’t even as popular as it could be now a days (whether because manga readers gravitate towards the new Hinata ships or the big hq ship is Iwa//////Oi and etc)

Anyway, for me, I really love great partnership and power couples but something about them felt off from what I look for in ship dynamics

I do admit that they do look good, dark hair tall Kags and small sunshine Hinata and together they make the karasuno colors. Match made in garbage dump (IM REFERENCING CROWS I DONT MEAN THEY ARE TRASH SHIP)

Maybe it’s because Kageyama isn’t the grumpy broody seme to Hinata’s bright energy as I expected. Like yeah he’s still grumpy and all but he’s also an idiot and I love him for it. Also as they grow together, Hinata isn’t really scared of him anymore. (Of course Hina just is the type to make jabs and then go on defense when they retaliate) I think even though season 1 was fun, I didn’t love the characters until season 2, when Hinata finally starts wanting to learn to stand on his own.

The way the monster duo were framed in season 1 was never really a bad thing, how Kags was the Oni and Hina was the weapon, they always framed it as A Powerful Duo. I guess maybe that wasn’t the dynamic I was into because I much rather liked Hinata fighting back and wanting to stand on his own. In hindsight it kind of feels like he’s breaking away from a controlling relationship, which sounds horrible for Kags but that’s kinda what it looks like.

I also kind of equate them to the hot headed stubborn type of ships (Hiji////Gin) where they are different in personality but are also super similar. Not exactly the right analogy, but since the monster duo both love ball and playing, they vibe that way but personality wise they are opposites.

Also getting more into the series, I vibe more with Kags being in the AroAce spectrum. While yes do I ship KageGuchi, I still prefer AroAce Kags. I guess it also just feels like I can’t see Hinata taking care of Kags the same way I would with any other Kags ship. (Not in a sexual way) Taking care in a way where he’s looking out for him? can’t really explain but since Hinata and Kags are always Ball On the Brain 24/7, they both need someone who are a more level headed and know when to stop.

I mean I wasn’t into TskHn from s1 either even though the sunmoon dynamics have been there from the start. Perhaps I just didn’t vibe with the charas as much until later. Anyway, season 2 training camp is peak, growth for Hinata and Tsuki backstory and everyone else of course.

[alizachan]

Hanahaki disease: Hajime hinata x Aliza sahpree/me

(This is a au don’t worry-)

Hanahaki Disease…a disease that has the affected throw up flowers if they fall in love..which can lead them to death..there’s only ways to get rid of it

One: if the other loves the affected back or two: get a surgery to remove it but also lose the feelings for said person..

Note:peeps from kagelexi fam will be mention and some of my ocs will appear :D

POV: Aliza sahpree/me

“God..dammit.” I look at the ground with had forget-me-not flower petals with blood all over the place, “why….? Why do i had to get this…?” I coughed even more until the door opened, shit seshi’s home., Seishi Yodogawa was know as a novelist, well a mystery novelist but in all sense he’s also a hitman, “Aliza? You here?” …fu- he would not like this- seishi ended up opening the door to the room i was in and starts freaking out “w-Wha- Sis!? What’s wrong!?” I look up at him covering my mouth as the coughing soon stops..”i-it’s nothing-“, “it’s nothing!? Aliza you're coughing up flower petals!!” Well he was right that’s for sure but should i tell him…”d-don’t tell me…you have the hanahaki disease..” dang it he figured it out…”i…it is..” seishi sighed as he pulled out his phone and called chiaki, after he was done, he helped me up and sit me down on the couch and clean up the petals, then chiaki came as she slammed the door open”I got here as fast as i can! Did something happen!?” Seishi came out “*sigh* aliza has the hanahaki disease..caught her throwing up the flower petals..”, chiaki look horrifed and she turn to me,”wait does addie know about this?” I shook my head,”do J, ell, vie, togo, ann or Cloud know about this!?” I shook my head again”do..kage and alexis know about this?”i shook my head again, seishi groan and chiaki let out a gasp, “dammit sis why didn’t you say anything!?” i fliched when seishi yelled, he look away when chiaki ask that one question..”who did you fell in love with?” i opened my mouth but…

POV: Hajime hinata

“finally got that done..” I sighed and looked up at the sky, it was cloudy today. “oi lover boy come on!” i flinched to look at the purple-haired girl, “really Onia?”, she nodded “yep! come on it’s clear that you liked ali romactally :D” for someone around our age she’s loves teasing a lot of people..”onia look i-“ i got interrupted when my phone rang, it’s from chiaki”chiaki?”, “h-Hajime! y-you need to get over here, same with onia and the other two!” onia looked at hajime curious since she heard her name

“I-it’s Aliza! s-she’s dying!!”, my heart dropped and onia look horrified as she called runi and Lona over,”i-i’m coming over!!”

*time skip to my place*

POV: Aliza sahpree/me

“Aliza!” i look up to see hajime run in, as well as Onia, runi, and lona. “what..are yall doing here-“ i coughed more and the petals came out, “a-aliza..w-whats going on? h-hey you can’t die!” he grabbed my shoulders..i can already tell he’s going to cry, same with chiaki and seishi”h-ha…ji..me..i..” i tried to spoke “w-what is it?”

“I…lo-“ my eyes closed and all i heard was screaming and wailing…

I’m sorry hajime..

[the-letter-horror-lover]

The first jujutsu shinobi by itsgiyutomioka

Anime » Boruto: Naruto Next Generations Rated: T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, Boruto U., Hinata U., Naruto U., 9-Tails/Kurama, Words: 797, Favs: 4, Follows: 3, Published: Oct 16, 2021

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This is my first fanfiction, It's a Boruto fanfiction where he has curse energy from jujutsu kaisen, I will change a lot of things and I will try to add some new arcs it's not as long as I intended it to be but I tried my best hope you all enjoy

"Boruto" -normal speech

'boruto' –thought

*Boruto*-mumbling/whisper

"Boruto"-bijuu speaking

'Boruto'- bijuu thinking

*Boruto*- bijuu mumbling

Chapter:1

The Birth

The Land of Fire one of the members of the five great nations accompanied by the Land of Wind, Land of Water, Land of Earth and lastly the Land of Lightning. The nations were at a constant war some were against each other while some were within their own the nations used a military unit called 'Shinobi' who used to fight in behalf for their nation. Each nation dedicated a city or as they called it a 'Hidden Village', the villages were not always on good terms with each other as they had wars in which countless lives were lost some were sons and daughters of their mothers and fathers some were parents while others were husband/wives and family members, but everything changed when one man threatened all of the nations they formed a alliance under the leadership of the five Kages the leaders of the hidden villages this commenced the start of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Many people fought bravely but the one who was considered the Hero of the great was the son of Minato Namikaze the Yellow Flash also the fourth Hokage and Kushina Uzumaki the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero also the second Jinchuriki of Kyuubi No Kitsune and the godson of Jiriaya the Toad Sage and sannin his name is Naruto Uzumaki the most unpredictable ninja of Konoha, the third Jinchuriki of Kyuubi and the reincarnation of Asura.

5 years later-

In the village hidden in the Leaf a lot had changed, there were new buildings, shops, structures and so on. We could see a blond man walking to and fo in front of operation theater "Why the hell is it talking so long", the blond said. "Don't complain about this Naruto, Hinata is giving birth in there she can't rush this" so said a man with black hair tied in a spiky style, "I know Shikamaru but I just can't sit around while she is SCREAMMINGG" naruto said to shikamaru while being a bit overdramatic at the last part. As they were arguing they heard a baby's cry they froze at their spot.

A pink-haired woman came out holding a baby boy who had blond hair and two whisker marks on both of his cheeks, "Oi baka naruto be careful with him or I will break all your bones" said the pink haired with a smirk " Yes, Sakura-chan I will be careful with my baby boy" said a sparkled eyed Naruto. The baby opened his eyes to showed those bright blue colours which everyone present there look at it in aw, Sakura looking at the boy thought 'his eyes….they are beautiful' where else Shikamaru was thinking 'whoa..I am getting a hunch that he is going to be a way good looking then most of the people I know, well best of luck kid your gonna need it', *troublesome* he mumbled. Naruto if anyone else could see the smile on his face he or she would think he had won billions of ryos, but the happiness he is felling could not comprehend to some number of money. A few seconds later tears started to fell down his eyes, "Naruto, are you ok?" asked Sakura concerned for one of her dearest friends and former team member, wiping away his tears he answered "Oh, it's nothing I just became a bit emotional as when I was a kid I always wanted a family", hearing this Shikamaru and Sakura just smiled. Looking back at the pink-haired the blonde asked "How's Hinata" with concern in his eyes she replied with a smile "She is exhausted but alright", "So what are you going to name him" Shikamaru asked him catching his attention, Naruto replied "Boruto, Bouto Uzumaki".

3 hours later

Naruto was looking at sleeping Hinata with Boruto in his arms, "Your brat doesn't have chakra Naruto" the kyuubi said " I know Kurama, I'll ask grandpa toad about it" the blonde replied the fox replied with a hmm. "You are going to great things when you grow up, won't you Boruto" Naruto said while putting his and his son's forehead together.

To be continued….

The next chapter may come up next week and it will be longer than this one, hope to see you all soon.

[shoyowo]

u follow someone new and immediately regret it...

[every-kghn-moment-ever]

he can’t read the mood and sometimes that’s a good thing.

[god-fucking-dammit-mizutani]

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Oh gosh, I’m so happy to hear you liked them and I’m really glad if they helped you in some way that’s such a nice thing to hear. I wish you all the luck with school and I hope things calm down so you can relax more!!