#kage oi

[voca-song-a-day]

Today's featured song is: "Kage Oi" by Wato & Touka Hako feat. Aoki Lapis!

[afterthelambs]

Ushijima: "Oikawa, I wish you were on my team"

Kageyama: "Oikawa-san, can you teach me how to serve?"

Oikawa: They both hate me!!!

[serditor]

Next chapter!

Previous: 1

Many thanks to @geekthefreakout for the help and support!

Freaks

Chapter 2: Golden Child

Fandom: Naruto (anime/manga)

Main characters: Naruto, Gaara

Warnings: Blood mention TW, Canon typical violence

The boy from the desert stood and looked after the glow of the orange flame that was quickly moving away from him. His hands slowly dropped.

– I... Why...

The one they called Fox was rushing forward, tears of rage were gathering in the corners of his eyes. The headwind was preventing them from rolling down his cheeks, picking them up and blowing them away.

– Why?

He hopped up a tree branch.

– Why is everything like this?

Leaped forward on another one.

– Why is everything always like this?

Ran vertically up the trunk and jumped to the side. The bark fell down.

– How dare they?

Pushed off. A thick branch broke off with a crunch and flew down.

– HOW DARE THEY?

He landed on the edge of the desert again. Three people were descending from the dune.

...

A middle-aged man was walking first, followed by two teenagers: a blonde girl and a guy with a painted face. Both teenagers were noticeably taller and older than Fox. The man was walking light, the girl had a huge fan behind her back, the guy had some kind of weird bundle almost as long as he was.

Fox saw the girl grab the man's hand and start saying something, but he pulled his hand away without looking and continued on his way.

Fox cried:

- Oi, you! Looking for that guy with the gourd?

The man stopped and looked at him haughtily. He folded his arms across his chest in a familiar gesture.

- Did you see him?

- Are you his pops?

The girl stepped forward, put her fan vertically on the sand and shouted angrily:

- Kid! Watch out how you talk to the Kazekage!

The boy tilted his head, puzzled.

– Kazekage? Something like Hokage?

The girl snorted.

– So you're from the Leaf! Is everyone there as stupid as you? You don't even know that there are other villages and other Kage?

– I am the Kazekage. The leader of the Hidden Sand village. Now answer. Did you see Shukaku? Where is he?

– It's none of your damn business, Kage or whatever you are! Why on earth are you trying to kill him? Isn't he your son?

The man looked at him with slight surprise. Finally said:

– It does not concern you.

– Sure it does!

Fox took off. The girl swung her fan. A strong wind threw the boy back and pressed him against a tree. Air currents were sharp as kunai, notches appeared here and there on the trunk. Several trees collapsed nearby. The boy crouched and covered himself with his hands.

Then he raised his head, smiled grimly and walked forward against the wind.

– Answer... Me.

Red eyes were looking straight at the man.

– Why... On earth.

Fangs bared, claws dug into palms.

– Would you wanna... Kill.

Orange flames were blazing around. Wind wounds were appearing and immediately healing one after another.

– Your own son?

The man was looking at him thoughtfully. Then he glanced briefly at the painted guy. The guy waved his hands in a graceful pianist's gesture. Fingers danced in the air. A puppet flew out of the bundle behind his back, grabbed Fox with many hands, pressed him to itself. The boy tried to break free, but the puppet's hands held him tightly.

– I will answer your question. – said the Kazekage. – I must eliminate him because he is dangerous and uncontrollable. After the missions with him, not a single soul remained. Besides, in recent years, he has killed at least six villagers.

The boy was silent for a while, thinking about something.

– Six?

– Yes. Is that not enough for you?

– The six you sent to kill him?

The man winced. The girl gasped.

– Father, did you...

– Keep quiet, Temari. You know as well as I do that this is my duty. Have you forgotten what happens when Shukaku gets out of control?

The girl wilted. Fox was looking from him to her and back again.

– So you're that guy's sister? And you let this happen?

– Shut up.

– And now you're going with this bastard to kill your little brother?

– I said shut up!

– And you? I bet you're his brother too?

The guy with the painted face looked at him threateningly. Moved his fingers. Jagged blades appeared on the puppet's hands and stuck into Fox.

– Let me explain you something, brat. The bad news is that all of this puppet's weapons are poisoned. In about 10 minutes you will lose consciousness, in a few days you will die. The good news is that I have an antidote. If you wanna get it you better stop talking back and start answering questions.

– 10 minutes, you said?

Fox growled, the orange flames grew brighter. He swung in the hands of the puppet that held him in the air, stood up on his feet and bent low. The boy began to look like an ant carrying a large beetle on its back.

Apparently, he was also as strong as an ant, because he did not fall or tip over under the weight of the load. Instead, he pushed off the ground, jumped backwards, flew ten meters in one fell swoop and crashed into a tree. The puppet shattered into pieces.

– What surprises me is not even that you know all this... – The Kazekage said, calmly watching Fox get on his feet. – After all, The Leaf has a good intelligence. What surprises me is why you stick up for Shukaku. And moreover: why are you even alive after meeting him. I think he is more than in a bad mood right now.

The man pointed eloquently at blood stains on the sand, all that was left of the ANBU squad.

– Boy. If you want to find my son, all you have to do is follow the blood trail. He will definitely be at the end of it. He is a monster. Where is he?

– Go to hell! He didn't ask for a demon to be sealed inside him! If someone died, it was your fault!

Fox pulled the last piece of the puppet's arm out of his stomach. Blood ran from the lacerated wounds that were no longer in a hurry to heal. The orange flame began to fade.

– He's in pain and scared and lonely, and it's all because of you! You wanted to create a weapon? A tool? He's your son! Your child! He looks like you, he talks like you, he crosses his arms like you! How could you do this to him?

The man hastily dropped his hands.

– You wanna know why I'm alive after meeting him? Because he saved my life, that's why, you old bastard! No fucking way you'll get him!

The boy staggered and walked forward.

– And you two! How could you leave your little brother alone with this nightmare? How can you go after his head now? You, such strong, such skilled shinobi, you were supposed to protect him!

The girl's face turned pale, she exchanged glances with the painted guy. They both took a few steps back.

– That is enough, – the man said, slowly spreading his arms. – I can find him myself after all.

The gold dust thickened in front of him and turned into a dozen dazzlingly sparkling kunai, hanging as if on an invisible garland. They swayed a little in the air and flew forward.

And hit the wall of sand.

...

Something seized Fox around the waist and threw him into the forest. He flew several meters, knocking down everything in his path, and prostrated on the ground. The orange flame died down completely. He sat up with a groan.

The creature standing before him was only half human. It had a huge clawed paw made of sand, covered with a strange pattern, and the same tail. When it turned around, Fox saw that the right half of the head also belonged to the beast. A yellow, mad eye with a cross-shaped pupil looked at him. Saliva was dripping from the bared mouth.

Fox's mouth opened slightly, he instinctively recoiled.

The one they called Shukaku grinned.

– What, are you finally scared?

He turned to those who came after him. The tail was slowly swishing from side to side.

The Kazekage looked at him sullenly.

– So you came out on your own. Do you think you can do something to me?

The man crouched down and placed his hands on the sand. A shudder ran through it. Golden sparks flew into the air.

When the vibrations reached Shukaku, the part of him that was the sand beast began to crumble quickly. He swayed, but stayed on his feet. The gourd behind him fell apart and became new sand, his paw and tail were restored.

– No, – he said. – I do not think so.

He turned to Fox again and said in a low voice:

– Get out of here as fast as you can. Maybe you will have time to ask for help and get cured. Kankuro does not know how to make complex poisons yet. He said ten minutes, but in reality you have about half an hour.

Fox struggled to his feet and stood next to him.

– Yeah, yeah.

A huge golden wave was heading towards them.

...

A fan landed on top with Temari sitting on it. She jumped down, grabbed the fan and swung it with all her might. The wind tore a gap in the oncoming wave.

She said in a businesslike manner:

– You have a few minutes. We'll hold him off as long as we can. Kankuro summoned another puppet and tries to distract him. I'll cover you here.

She handed them a small bag.

– Here are some medicines, some money and an antidote. Kankuro said that it would work immediately, but then you would need to lie down for about three days. And here's also a scroll with a summoning bird. If you want to contact us, it will find us.

Shukaku was silent. So Fox asked for him:

– And you?

The girl grinned:

– He won't do anything to us. It's not in his best interest. In the Sand, every good shinobi counts now.

She looked at him sternly:

– Don't you dare blab this in the Leaf!

Fox wanted to get offended, but instead he sat down on the ground and leaned against a tree. Temari turned her gaze to her brother and said rapidly:

– I doubt you're thinking clearly right now, so listen to your sister for the first and last time in your life. You are very fast in this form. I know that you can grab a branch with your tail and paw and shoot yourself out like from a slingshot. Father can't keep up with such speed. If you sling this boy over your shoulder and hold him tightly with a human hand, he won't bother you. Look at him. He passed out.

Shukaku looked. Then he raised his eyes again: one light green, the other yellow.

– Run, baby boy. We are... so sorry.

...

They were sitting near a cave on the mountainside and looking at the evening sky.

– So your name is Shukaku?

– No. It is my demon's name.

– Oi, I was also nicknamed Fox because my demon is, y'know, a fox! Although my name is Naruto Uzumaki! And yours?

– Gaara of the Desert.

– Hello, Gaara! Nice to meet you!

Naruto smiled widely and extended his hand. Gaara looked at it suspiciously. Naruto said a little embarrassed:

– I've never done it myself, but usually when people meet, they shake hands. Come on, shake mine!

Gaara placed his palm in Naruto's and squeezed it carefully.

Next chapter: 3

[yukirayu]

Lyrics: “Lamento” (Japanese version)

The OP theme is sung in Latin, though it also has another version that's sung in Japanese.

Both the Latin and the Japanese lyrics differ translation-wise, however, and since only the Latin lyrics got translated, I decided to take a shot in seeing what the Japanese lyrics mean.

Do note that this, like the other lyrics I did, is only edited MTL, with a few small liberties taken so that the lyrics doesn't sound awkwardly clipped and fragmented. I did the best I could, but I still I advise you take this with a grain of salt.

......

“Lamento (Japanese version)”

Performed by: Kanako Itou

Lyrics

Lost in the depths of the forest 迷い込んだ森の奥深く mayoi konda mori no oku fukaku 

A faint line shines, and I bare my fangs in amazement 光わずか 幻惑の牙を剥いた hikari wazuka genwaku no kiba o muita

The Void consumes the world のみこまれた��ろな世界が  nomi komareta utsurona sekai ga

With the ferocity of a starving beast 念りあげた饥えた兽のように unari ageta ueta kemono no you ni

This dark kiss that has been marked on me 印される暗のくちづけ shirusareru yami no kuchizuke 

I wander forth in search of a means to have it undone 振りほどく术求めて彷徨う burihodoku sube motomete samayou

And my eyes sharpen and glint その瞳研ぎ澄ませ sono hitomi togisumase

Once sealed in the farthest of distances 遥か遠く高くつながれた haruka tooku takaku tsunagareta

The maelstrom of curses has been unleashed 呪縛の渦 解き放て jubaku no uzu tokihanate

This maddening pain I feel 狂おしく舞う痛みに kuru oshiku mau itami ni

I cannot resist it, but I will overcome the destiny forged for me 抗えせまる宿命超えて aragae semaru sadame koete

And reclaim it as my own 取り戻せ torimodose

Deep in the sea of fog and mist 追いこまれた雾の海深く oi komareta kiri no umi fukaku 

I’m guided by a cry called in a nostalgic voice 导かれた怀かしい呼び声 michibi kareta natsukashii yobigoe

A melody resounds in the air 响さあう摇れる旋律 hibiki au yureru senritsu

Reflected in those pure eyes of yours 纯粹な君の瞳映した junsuina kimi no hitomi utsushita

Is a power which shall be unsealed このカ 开け kono chikara hirake

The manipulations of creeping shadows 忍び寄る影に操られた shinobiyoru kage ni ayatsurareta

They are a trap that must be unraveled 呪靠の罠 解き明かせ jubaku no wana tokiakase

These scars that dance wildly and madly 狂おしく舞う伤痕 kuru oshiku mau kizuato

I hold them close and have them carved onto my heart 抱き缔めて刻めこの胸に dakishimete kizame kono mune ni

Beyond the darkness 暗超えて yami koete

Once sealed in the farthest of distances 遥か遠く高くつながれた haruka tooku takaku tsunagareta

The maelstrom of curses has been unleashed 呪縛の渦 解き放て jubaku no uzu tokihanate

These scars that dance wildly and madly 狂おしく舞う伤痕 kuru oshiku mau kizuato

I hold them close and have them carved onto my heart 抱き缔めて刻めこの胸に dakishimete kizame kono mune ni

And reclaim them from beyond the darkness 暗超えて 取り戻せ yami koete torimodose

[narashikari]

Happy Belated birthday, Kari! Here's my gift to you.

----

"Umm, Hiromi-san, are you sure it's fine?" Keiwa questioned unsure whether his and his companion's presence were welcome.

"Don't sweat it, Keiwa." Hiromi assured. "Despite what happened when you met Daiji and the others, you're always welcome to train here at Blue Bird.

"Relax, Keiwa." Neon grinned beside her companion. "Sakura's assured me that it's fine to be here, so we're here."

"But still..." The man trailed off. "It feels like we're..."

"It's fine Keiwa-san." Sakura went inside the room, cutting his train of thought off. "Dai-chan owns Blue Bird and what he says goes."

Sakura faced Hiromi.

"Sorry I'm late, Hiromi, my classmates wanted to do something before we go home."

"It's okay, Sakura, since you're here, let's get started?"

[Fight: A 2v2 fight between Giant Spider Demons and Invincible Jeanne vs. Bujin Sword Tycoon and Fantasy Boost Na-go.]

"Lovekov! You were great!" Sakura praised a giant plush-like Snake figure as she hugged her "

"E-eeh? A tsuchinoko?!" Keiwa and Neon exclaimed in unison.

"Kov? Kov! I'm not a Tsuchinoko!" Lovekov angrily glared at the duo as she shook.

"Lovekov is my inner demon." Sakura explained.

"Inner demon?"

"It's basically a manifestation of your foremost desire, it could be the opposite of it or otherwise."

"Lovekov here is a manifestation of my weakness as my desire was to become so strong."

"That's why you don't seem winded whenever our attacks landed!" Keiwa exclaimed, recalling the sparring match they just had.

"That man over there also has an inner demon within himself!" Another man, clad in black, intruded on the conversation and walked casually into the training area.

"Me?"

"Everyone has an inner demon, Kage-chan!' Sakura pointed out. "You know that."

"Oh, but his has manifested." Kagerou smirked.

"Oi, Hiromi could he use the Revice Driver so that we could talk to his inner demon?"

"Let's not be hasty," Hiromi implored everyone. "Based on Keiwa-kun's reaction, he hasn't had contact with his inner demon, it stands to reason that we might just summon a Gifterian if we let him equip the Revice driver."

"Wait, I thought the stamps were only that have that ability?"

"It is something George has theorized one time."

"Let me guess, he told you that after nii-san beat the crap out of him?"

"Regardless, we can't risk summoning another Gifterian."

"They'd be easy, with everyone present."

"Who're tired from the sparring session we just had." Hiromi argued.

"You're no fun." Kagerou pouted before retreating back into his host's psyche.

"Don't mind Kagerou, Keiwa, he's just incredibly curious about your inner demon ever since we encountered it." Daiji shook his head as his clothes had changed from all black to Blue Bird's uniform.

"Wait, you know?"

"Of course? He did control my body when he went to take a look at your psyche." Daiji excplained. "So I take the sparring session went well?"

"They're crazy powerful, Dai-chan!" Sakura exclaimed. "Neon-chan, so long as she's aware of the incoming attack, she can't be hit!"

"And Keiwa's good with his sword attacks, even teleported one time." Hiromi stated their assessment.

"Well, Hiromi-san's hits are so powerful!"

"That and Sakura isn't even fazed whenever an attack hits her." Neon interjected.

"Well, if that's all, Hana's waiting for me, bye everyone."

"Go ahead and take her out to dinner!"

"Dai-chan!"

"Keiwa, Neon, you guys can stay the night, there's a shower room on the right as soon as you exit."

"But..."

"I insist, you guys being here gives us an opportunity to train for different types of opponents." Daiji smiled. "It gives an idea how to handle enemies who would have the same abilities as you guys do."

"Think of it your bonus on top of the compensation that you'd be getting."

"Bu-"

"No buts."

"Come on, Keiwa, let's go take a shower!"

Neon dragged Keiwa out of the training area.

Daiji and Hiromi waited for Keiwa and Neon to be out of the room before they both faced each other.

"You were hoping to recruit anyone from the Desire Grand Prix to be a part of Blue Bird, weren't you?" Hiromi stated.

"Was I that obvious?" Daiji questionned.

"It was obvious only to me, you were subtle enough."

"Thanks to me." Kagerou interjected then retreated back to Daiji's psyche before any response could be uttered.

"That Kagerou." Daiji shook his head, entirely used to Kagerou's antics.

"So what's next on the agenda, Mr. Big shot." Hiromi teased his former subordinate, who now ranked above him.

"This." Daiji grinned before planting a soft kiss on Hiromi's lips.

"We should go to our quarters lest we get walked in."

"That's a good idea." Daiji nodded. "You must be so tired, Hiromi, let me carry you to our room."

Hiromi soon found himself in Daiji's arms as he was carried to the room that they share within the establishment.

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Hope you like it!

[also, I referenced Lovekov's reaction to being referred to as a Tsuchinoko in Girl's Remix and Keiwa's and Neon's reaction when they first saw the Riders in Geats]

pffftbwahahahaha

Thanks so much~

[eclectical-ocs]

@luckykatstravels asked for a starter Leal was minding his own business, enjoying his new book in a nice quiet area of the park. He even found a nice tree to lean against and for Kage to explore and lurk in above. No people around and just the peace of nature, how it should be. That peace was interrupted by a loud shriek of wandering from the tree as Leal looked up and dodged something falling out of a hoop in the sky. That something was someone. With a sigh, the man walked over the the figure crouching down nearby as his Salandit peeked out from under his jacket. "Oi, stranger, you still alive? Cus I really don't wanna have to explain to the cops that the sky dropped a corpse on me."

[kickfitsports]

Hướng dẫn 10 kỹ thuật võ karate tự vệ tại nhà

Vì sao võ Karate tự vệ hiệu quả? Võ Karate tự vệ hiệu quả nhờ vào sự kết hợp giữa kỹ thuật tấn công và phòng thủ linh hoạt. Môn võ này rèn luyện cho người tập khả năng ra đòn chính xác, tốc độ nhanh, và sức mạnh mạnh mẽ. Các kỹ thuật của Karate giúp người học biết cách phản xạ nhanh chóng, né tránh, hoặc tấn công dứt điểm trong các tình huống nguy hiểm. Ngoài ra, Karate còn phát triển tinh thần tự tin và kiên nhẫn, giúp người tập giữ được sự bình tĩnh khi đối mặt với nguy cơ.

5 kỹ thuật võ Karate tấn công tự vệ

Đấm thẳng (Oi-zuki): Kỹ thuật đấm nhanh và mạnh vào các điểm yếu của đối thủ.

Đá thẳng (Mae-geri): Đòn đá trực tiếp vào phần bụng hoặc ngực, làm mất cân bằng đối thủ.

Đá xoay ngang (Yoko-geri): Đòn đá mạnh và hiểm, dễ dàng tấn công vào vùng sườn.

Chém cạnh bàn tay (Shuto-uchi): Đòn chém mạnh vào cổ hoặc vai, gây đau đớn và làm đối thủ mất kiểm soát.

Đấm móc (Kage-zuki): Đòn đấm mạnh vào vùng cằm hoặc bụng, tạo sức ép lớn lên đối thủ.

5 kỹ thuật võ Karate phòng thủ tự vệ

Đỡ trên (Jodan-uke): Kỹ thuật đỡ các đòn tấn công vào đầu hoặc mặt.

Đỡ trung bình (Chudan-uke): Phòng thủ các cú đấm thẳng hoặc đá vào phần ngực.

Đỡ dưới (Gedan-barai): Phòng thủ các đòn đá thấp hoặc cú tấn công vào chân.

Đỡ chéo (Juji-uke): Kỹ thuật đỡ các đòn đánh chéo, tạo sự linh hoạt trong phòng thủ.

Né người (Tai-sabaki): Kỹ thuật di chuyển và né tránh, giúp tránh đòn tấn công và chuẩn bị cho pha phản đòn.

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[tsukkishinata]

I don’t have to explain this to anybody but I guess I just personally want to see for myself if I can put into words why I was never into Kage////Hina. I mean I feel like kghn isn’t even as popular as it could be now a days (whether because manga readers gravitate towards the new Hinata ships or the big hq ship is Iwa//////Oi and etc)

Anyway, for me, I really love great partnership and power couples but something about them felt off from what I look for in ship dynamics

I do admit that they do look good, dark hair tall Kags and small sunshine Hinata and together they make the karasuno colors. Match made in garbage dump (IM REFERENCING CROWS I DONT MEAN THEY ARE TRASH SHIP)

Maybe it’s because Kageyama isn’t the grumpy broody seme to Hinata’s bright energy as I expected. Like yeah he’s still grumpy and all but he’s also an idiot and I love him for it. Also as they grow together, Hinata isn’t really scared of him anymore. (Of course Hina just is the type to make jabs and then go on defense when they retaliate) I think even though season 1 was fun, I didn’t love the characters until season 2, when Hinata finally starts wanting to learn to stand on his own.

The way the monster duo were framed in season 1 was never really a bad thing, how Kags was the Oni and Hina was the weapon, they always framed it as A Powerful Duo. I guess maybe that wasn’t the dynamic I was into because I much rather liked Hinata fighting back and wanting to stand on his own. In hindsight it kind of feels like he’s breaking away from a controlling relationship, which sounds horrible for Kags but that’s kinda what it looks like.

I also kind of equate them to the hot headed stubborn type of ships (Hiji////Gin) where they are different in personality but are also super similar. Not exactly the right analogy, but since the monster duo both love ball and playing, they vibe that way but personality wise they are opposites.

Also getting more into the series, I vibe more with Kags being in the AroAce spectrum. While yes do I ship KageGuchi, I still prefer AroAce Kags. I guess it also just feels like I can’t see Hinata taking care of Kags the same way I would with any other Kags ship. (Not in a sexual way) Taking care in a way where he’s looking out for him? can’t really explain but since Hinata and Kags are always Ball On the Brain 24/7, they both need someone who are a more level headed and know when to stop.

I mean I wasn’t into TskHn from s1 either even though the sunmoon dynamics have been there from the start. Perhaps I just didn’t vibe with the charas as much until later. Anyway, season 2 training camp is peak, growth for Hinata and Tsuki backstory and everyone else of course.

[shoyowo]

u follow someone new and immediately regret it...

[every-kghn-moment-ever]

he can’t read the mood and sometimes that’s a good thing.

[god-fucking-dammit-mizutani]

hey there ! I found your oikage gifs on ao3 and I just have to ask where ??? are ??? your??? well ?!? deserved?!? kudos/hits?!?? seriously every single one made me cry/squeal/pterodactyl screech. the 12k memory one, the Persephone/hades one, the angsty hanahiki one?!? I’m in love with all of it and if you get emails about your fics being bookmarked/recced then it’s probably me lol but I just wanted to stop by your tumblr to tell you that your fics made my day :) uni has been tough so reading your fics helped me to relax a bit and not stress about school so much

Oh gosh, I’m so happy to hear you liked them and I’m really glad if they helped you in some way that’s such a nice thing to hear. I wish you all the luck with school and I hope things calm down so you can relax more!!

[evilminji]

😭😭😭😭😭 this? Oh this is BEAUTIFUL.

You KNOW Danny probably was just? Hoping around the Multiverse. Old and Tired. When he just? Stops to admire this lil beach? Just sits down. For... for just A Moment.

But he's like?

This Horrifying Beacon Of Power(TM). So the nearby SENSOR HEAVY Early Uzumaki Clan is like? *softly but with feeling* What the fuuuuuuuck? ( >.>)(<.< ) Me check it out? No! YOU check it out! *frantic, hand flailing slap fighting*

Until some Naruto-esc Ancestors was like "meh. Its... PROBABLY friendly. I can take it." Like the mad lad he was. And just? *points* who is this lost, sad, scrappy child? Oi! Lost child? You hungry?!

Danny, literal Death God: ......yeah. yeah I could eat.

And that's how Danny met his Funky Lil Guys(tm). They're all batshit insane. He loves um. They let him crash on their metaphorical couch. For like... indefinitely, if he wants.

And he kinda? DOES.

Just too be around people. Listen as they chatter and live. Love and lose, dream and achieve, grow and one day? Enter his kingdom. It's the best sleep soundtrack EVER. He even learned a bit of this "sealing" stuff.

And? Every new Kage learns about him. Just In Case.

They never got the chance, obviously. We're taken too fast. But Kushina? Highest ranking Uzu-nin! Technically Counts! Duel Citizenship, baby! And the power of a bijuu!!

The UzuKage is like? Juuuust over the other side of Death going >:D hehehehe~

Cause? Oh. They PISSED. They REAL Pissed. And that Seal? That's a Hard Reset type. It can't do fancy detail. No piercing, no tattoos, and Most Importantly? No Old Injuries. Wear and Tear from harsh training? Gone. Missing finger? Back. Fucked up eye? Better vision then you've ever had.

It resets you body to Factory Default at Physical Prime. Regardless of if you WERE at that state or not! Cause it's actually HARDER to return details then it is to ask the body to "read body's base instructions, build copy, shove soul back in". Everything else? You're adding on "expect also DO X unless Y or in the case of Z" type shit!

Too messy and cost inefficient.

Now~

They? Real upset about that whole Murdering Us thing. Have BOTH their beloved cousin Kushina AND Uncle Dani with them. Catch them off gaurd? You can win. But a Seal Master that's had time to prepare?

Oh ho hoooo~! Ya'll FUCKED!

Some Uzushiogakure/Danny Phantom shit for y'all

What if Kushina felt when the barriers fell at Uzushio?

What if it sent her sprinting as fast as she could towards her first home?

What if she made it, but after the city had fallen?

What if in her grief and rage as she sat amongst the blood of her people, her family, she activated a long forgotten seal buried beneath the city?

The blood seeping through crevices to channels, flowing down the intricate seal and finally dripping down into a tomb.

Drip.

Drop.

Her chakra, her rage, the power of the Nine Tails as he relishes in her anger shines like a beacon from the center of the village.

It too seeps through the cracks.

All the way to the tomb.

Bright green bursts through the cracks beneath the lid.

______________________________________________

Kushina's rage whipped a storm about her.

The rain hid her tears as it pelted her small form, knees scrapped from when she landed hard on them.

She screamed, bending forward until her bare forehead-

The threw it so hard it lodged itself in the column of the Gates of Konoha when they tried to make her stay.

was pressed to the ruined mosaic of the village center, pounding her fists against the ground.

A sudden chill, the heaviness in the air of someone holding carefully leashed power, and a gentle hand on her shoulder.

"Child, what happened here?"

She jumps into a ready stance, a kunai in each hand.

"Who are you?"

Green. That's the first thing she notices, brighter than the leaves of any tree in Konoha.

White, then black. His hair floats as if in water and his armor appears ancient, older than the Warring Clans era. He wears no headband, but a circlet that appears made of ice. He is also floating about a foot above the ground and the rain seems to pass over him as though his mere aura kept the downpour away.

"I have many names, but of all I prefer Danny."

Kushina blinked. "What are you?"

The being, Danny, seemed to ponder for a moment. "I suppose the closest thing you would have here is a god."

That would explain the power and the fact my hair is all on end.

She licked her lips for a moment. "What are you the god of?"

"Protection, longevity," he pauses for a moment, uncertain, "Death."

"A shinigami?!" she hissed "I should have expected one to be here."

"Again I'll ask, what happened here?"

Kushina's face went entirely blank as she set her arms by her sides, hands still clenching the kunai in a white-knuckled grip. She looked out over the ruins of her birthplace, her home.

"Uzushio fell. I don't know yet who did it, I just felt the barriers fall and by the time I got here, it was deserted."

The being watched her, bright, bright, almost too bright, green, flickered across her, eyes settled on bright red hair.

"You are an Uzumaki, are you not?"

She jumped and turned back to the being. "Y-yes."

Danny grinned and began to float towards the Kage's office. "Well, not all is lost. It may have been a long time since I was sealed, but I should be able to find everything necessary. First I'll have to find the cardinal points seals to set the foundations back together, and then we'll get about the resurrection seals."

"R-resurrection seals?!" Kushina stumbled after him, entirely out of her element for once.

"Oh, yes, I forgot to mention, one of my many names."

"And what's that?"

A smile with too much teeth and vengeance behind his eyes turned back to her.

"Uzushio."

[adelalovesmadara]

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Sōda yo nā．．． Naruto．．． Samishikatta n da yo nā．．． Kurushikatta n da yo nā．．． Gomen nā．．． Naruto. Ore ga motto shikkari shite rya konna omoi sasezu ni sunda noni yo

Mizuki: Ano bake-gitsune ga chikara wo riyō shinai wake ga nai. Aitsu wa omae ga omotte iru yō na．．．

Iruka: Ā!

Naruto: (ki!) Keh．．． Yappa sou dattebayo! Hora na．．． Iruka-sensei mo honshin de wa ore no koto．．．．．．．．． Mitomete nēe n da

Iruka: Bake-gitsune nara na. Kedo Naruto wa chigau. Aitsu wa．．．

My Translation:

Iruka: That's right... Naruto... It's lonely, isn't it... It hurts, right... I'm sorry... Naruto. If only I tried harder (with you) you wouldn't feel like this at all

Mizuki: There's no way that monster fox won't use (its own) power. (That brat) isn't the person you think he is...

Iruka: Yeah!

Naruto: (face harden) Hmph... As I thought dattebayo! See... Iruka-sensei also doesn't truly... Accept me

Iruka: If he were a monster fox that is. However, Naruto is not. He is...

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Aitsu wa kono ore ga mitometa yūshū na seito da. ．．． Doryoku-ka de．．． Ichizu de．．． Sono kuse bukiyō de dare kara mo mitomete morae nakute．．．．．． Aitsu wa mō hito no kokoro no kurushimi wo shitte iru．．． Ima wa mō bake-gitsune ja nai.

Naruto: (gyū．．．)

Iruka: Aitsu wa Konoha-gakure no sato no．．．．．． Uzumaki Naruto da

My Translation:

Iruka: He is a brilliant student that has (received) my own recognition. (He is) hardworking... Devoted... And yet tactless (that) no one wants to accept (him)...... He already knows human's emotions and pain... Now he is no longer the monster fox.

Naruto: (clutching tight．．．)

Iruka: He is Konoha's...... Uzumaki Naruto

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Naruto．．．!?

Mizuki: (guh) ．．．．．．．．． Yatte kureru ja nē ka．．．．．．

Naruto: (don!) ．．． Iruka-sensei ni tē dasu na．．． KOROSU ZO．．．

Iruka: Ba．．． Baka! Nande dete kita！！NIGERO！！

Mizuki: Hozaku na！！Temē mitai na gaki ippatsu de naguri-koroshite yaru yo！！

Naruto: Yatte miro kasu！ Senbai ni shite kaeshite yakkara

Mizuki: Temē koso yareru mon nara yatte miro bake-gitsunēe！！！

My Translation:

Iruka: Naruto...!?

Mizuki: (groans) ......... You have the nerve......

Naruto: (big reveals) Don't lay hands on Iruka-sensei... (I'll) KILL YOU...

Iruka: I... Idiot! Why did you come out!! RUN!!

Mizuki: Don't bullshit me! I will kill a brat like you in one punch!!

Naruto: Just try it, trash! I'll return it in a thousand-fold

Mizuki: You bastard just try if you can, monster fox!!!

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Heh！ Hontō ni sennin ni bunshin ni shiyagaru to wa．．．Sono ue ．．．．．．Zanzō de wa naku jittai sono mono wo tsukuri dasu Kōtō Ninjutsu "Kage Bunshin" ．．．Koitsu hyotto suru to．．．Hontō ni dono Hokage wo mo．．．

Naruto: Hehe．．．Chitto yari sugichatta

Iruka: ．．． Naruto chotto kocchi koi. Omae ni watashitai mon ga aru！

Naruto: Sensei．．． Mada?

Iruka: Yoshi！ Mō me akete ī zo．．．

My Translation:

Iruka: Hmm! To think he truly duplicated himself into one thousand clones... What's more......They're not afterimages (instead they're) High-level Ninjutsu "Kage Bunshin" that produces materialised bodies... Perhaps this boy... (Will) truly (surpass) any Hokage...

Naruto: Hehe... I overdid it a bit

Iruka: ...Naruto come here for a sec. There's something I want to hand over to you!

Naruto: Sensei... Not yet?

Iruka: All right! Open your eyes...

Rōmaji:

Iruka: Sotsugyō．．．Omedetō. Kyō wa sotsugyō iwai da rāmen wo ogotte yaru！！ Wa! Itē yo oi．．

Iruka: Naruto. Shinobi ni totte hontō ni taihen nano wa kore kara da！！Tte sekkyō suru tsumori datta ga. Ma! Sore wa rāmen-ya made gaman shitoite yaru kana．．．

My Translation:

Iruka: Congratulations... on graduating. Today is celebration for graduating (so) I'll treat you ramen!! Whoa! That hurts oi..

Iruka: Naruto for us shinobi it's truly going to be hard from now on!! ― I was going to lecture him of that but. Well! (I'll) probably going to hold in until we are in the ramen stall...

[tsuki-sennin]

My, this is quite the turn of events.

What the hell happened in the past two weeks while we were gone, Donbrothers? We've got a funny red man, a blue monkey and a yellow oni who're a pair of losers, a pink bird wife guy turned epic divorce man, a jailhouse black dog, and a bunch of autistic kids hanging out in the void by themselves! ...also a Tiger/Dragon system apparently just off to the side, which is quite unusual for a Sixth Ranger.

Also, uh... yesterday morning, Kohei Murakami, who played Kusaka in Faiz and Bud in Zyuohger, after asking if his followers saw episode 36 of Donbrothers, shared a picture of Inoue captioned "Toshiki Kabedon", which is uh... exactly what you might imagine it'd be. I know I don't usually show pictures, but I find this deeply compelling. Look at his goddamn face. Look at it. That is a man who knows.

Anyways, Spoilers I guess beneath the cut~!

-Aw how cute, they're napping together :)

-F

-FIVE HUNDRED BILLION YEN??!

-Ah, yep, Kijino's in a real bad state.

-Damn. Railing against your boss like that? In a Japanese corporate setting?

-Haruka with the phonecall!

-...suddenly I'm very thankful that Crane Lady didn't see that he was getting phone calls from a teenage girl.

-Oh shit, a party?

-Of fuckin' course it's a party, have I seen this consistently festival-themed show before?

-Ah fuck, the preview has an inferno. This ain't good.

-Oh shit, GolDon Zyuoh Eagle. Hell yeah, really lean into that bird.

-Friendship :)

-Parfait time!

Haruka: Tell Mister Kijino how much he means to you, Tarou :) Tarou: Kijino, you are worth as much to me as- Shinichi: Y'know on second thought let's not do that!

-He is... The wife guy.

-Oh goddammit-

-Goddamn, he couldn't even get a man sent to jail hjkl

-Inuzuka Tsubasa...!

-Chase him!

-Damn, these Juto are violent violent!

-Me when no food.

-Ah, I see he's still a Master Shef.

-EAT

-EAT PUNY BIRD MAN

-Ohhhhh, sirens. ...did that guy say "Kyuukyuu" earlier? ...GoGoFive man?

-"Damn dude, I didn't know going sicko mode made you a shit cook. 0/10, would not eat again."

-"EAT MY GODDAMN FOOD YOU PIGS"

-Oh shit, Sononi-san!

-Crane Lady!

-Oh goddammit Haruka, do you have an interest in her too? ...I mean fair, but c'mon.

-Canned movie! ...oh shit, I still haven't seen that. Battle Familia either. Damn.

-Shake's pier.

-Prince, magic, true love, back normal!

-Hell yeah.

-Ohhhh, she wants to be a beast.

-Natsumi-chan~!

-Natsumi-san!

-"Wanna play fancy actress for a bit? :3"

-Ah, so this IS Natsumi mode!

-A rich fan!

-Oh shit, Jirou's back! I see Rumi-chan's still here too.

-Stew!

-Ah, the boys are fightin'.

-"Dude what, you suddenly grew a tiger kimono."

-He suddenly became a giga chad right before your eyes.

-Remember the sunset.

-Merbromin...

-"Yeeeeeah, I guess that makes sense!"

-Guess Haruka is a dedicated Natsumi stan now.

-Here they are! The condor lady and the shadow man!

-Ohhhhh, this is a bit intense.

-God dang it, Haruka!

Sononi: Geez, what's up with there? Sonoza: She's a

-Poor Emergency Guy.

-Momoi Tarou.

-Miho is Natsumi's dream?

-Get the real Tsubasa back, get rid of this sussy baka imposter.

-Ohhhhhh, I love Crane Lady's monster form.

-Oi, Tarou, don't say "Two on one works for me!", people might get the wrong idea.

-"Dammit, I must be slipping if I got saved by Sonoza!"

-Where the boyfriend at?

-Even wrote a notecard for you, huh?

-OH THERE HE IS HJKLH

-"Fuck it, who cares! Kage Time!"

-Kyuukyuu-Ki!

-Oh god, this is gonna be how Tsubasa has his internal reveal

-OH NO ROLLCALL TIME JHGLKGKV

-Born from a peach! Don Momotaro! Yooooo! Nippon Ichi!

-Bidding farewell to the transient world... SaruBrother! Yo! Muki muki!

-The manga master, OniSister! Yo! Oni no kanabo!

-YOU FUCKED IT UP

-YOU FUCKED IT UP YOU MANIAC

-Jirou, let's go!

-"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET THEM! SHOOT THEM! SHOOT 'EM GOOD, DOGGIE!"

-God, this is such chaos, and I woudln't have it any other way.

-Save the Earth! Save a Life!

-Oh yeah, Jirou wasn't there.

-Goooold Avatar Change! Honnou Kakusei! Monarch of the Open Skies! Zyuoh Eagle!

-...that seemed a little anticlimactic. I mean, he probably could've cleared the fire on his own, but I guess a bit of Zyuoh love isn't remiss!

-There it is! The big fuck-off fully combined robot of this season!

-"Shut up arm, I own you!"

-Donbros Fantasia Supreme!

-A supreme win for the ages!

-Hey there emergency guy!

-Well done, report back to HQ.

-Goooooo Tsubasa!

-Hell yeah, you got him!

-Good job, Tsubasa!

-Only one. Ore koso.

-Did the creepy origami cats free him? Or did he rip out of there on his own?

-SONOSHI WHAT

-That form... IS THAT A HENSHIN NINJA ARASHI REFERENCE

-Well, I guess... they're a bit more even now. This man came waltzing in, so I guess he's here now. See you on Monday, I guess.

[rqnvindr]

Could I request a fluff fic with Noya? If you need more you can add Suga, Hinata and Kage. They boy is sitting in a chair, like at the computer or something, and their gf walks into the room all sleepy and cute. She walks over and straddles their lap. Not in a sexual way, but just so she can hug them and rest her head on their shoulder. Maybe a little snuggle into their neck to keep warm. You can decide if you wanna add a little make out ;)

this is so cute, i wanna sit on all of the boys’ laps and smother them w love ;

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nishinoya yuu:

-baby boy is sitting at the computer playing league with tanaka (yes those two def play league together fite me) and he just looks too irresistible with his hair down and in his pajamas. you decide to go up to him and make yourself comfortable on his lap

-nishinoya immediately freezes upon the sudden contact, his face heating up from being close to you

-“oI WHY DID YOU STOP NISHINOYA WE COULD’VE EASILY GOTTEN THE ENEMY THERE!” tanaka exclaims from the server

-“sorry, i’m gonna have to log off now, i’ll play again some other time” before the two of you can picture tanaka’s bewildered expression, nishinoya wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you closer

-you swing one leg over so that you’re now straddling his lap and nuzzle into his neck, making him sigh

-and his heart instantly melts when you yawn 

-“are you tired, babe?” he asks, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. you hum in response, continuing to cuddle up against him. as much as he wants to carry you to bed, he stays in this position just to keep you on his lap for longer

sugawara koushi:

-he figured that since you guys were chilling in comfortable silence that he might as well just study like he usually does at night to unwind

-sugawara sits alone at his desk for the first few minutes, until he notices you standing next to his chair with a hazy smile

-“need something, baby?” he asks with a soft chuckle. you wordlessly make your way in between his legs, wrapping your arms around his neck as you climb onto his lap

-you completely curl up into him, planting soft kisses on his neck, making him giggle 

-he kisses your temple when you stop your ministrations to rest on his shoulder, closing his eyes as he basks in the feeling of your warmth

-you were so snuggly like a plushie, how could he not give in ;

-sitting on his lap while he studies has now become a routine for y’all. sometimes they end with soft make outs but that’s a story for another time ;3

hinata shoyou:

-you watched your boyfriend as he sat at his desk playing games on his phone, unable to stifle your laughter since he claimed that he was gonna study

-sleepily beaming at him when he saw you standing by the doorway to his room, you plopped onto hinata’s lap, causing him to stumble slightly

-“w-woah, (y/n)!” he chokes out and you laugh as you continue to crush him into a hug

-you look into his eyes lovingly before peppering kisses all over his face, then along his jaw down to his neck, making him squeak out of surprise

-“(y/n),” hinata whispers. “y-you’re so warm.” you respond by pressing your lips to his, capturing him in a slow kiss

-doesn’t let you go afterwards, and you two end up falling asleep in each other’s arms

kageyama tobio:

-you sat with kageyama on the opposite couch as he wrote in his volleyball journal. you felt yourself getting sleepy but wanted to stay up with him a little bit more. plus his concentrated expression he wore whenever he wrote was the cutest thing ever and you wanted to savor it

-you walk over to him, fighting your heavy eyes and reach out to caress his hair. he hums, raising his head to look at you, and you extend your arms

-he puts his pencil down and follows up on your gesture, pulling you onto his lap. you hug him tight and press your forehead against his

-tracing his jawline you brush your lips against his, letting them linger steadily before deepening the contact

-“(y/n),” he breathily sighs your name once you break the kiss. “i thought you were sleepy.”

-you wink at him in response, giggling when he blushes beet red from the smallest push of a button

-his shyness doesn’t last though, and your actions ignite a fire within him that leaves your lips bruised by the end of the night oop

[o3o-aya]

Oi cum slut! Where tf is part 9 🙄

It's part 8 you dumb bitch🙄

Dabi tightened his grip on your hips as his eyes widened before he looked down, seeing the red feather in his chest.

He let out a breathy chuckle before he laughed causing you to flinch. “You actually did it... I didn’t think you had the balls to.” He said.

Hawks pulled the feather out of him before he pulled him away from you and yeeted him somewhere in the room.

He quickly turned to you and help you up before he hugged you. “I’m sorry... I shouldn’t have left you alone...”

You hugged him back as you cried softly.

“How touching...” Dabi mumbled as he held his chest before standing up.

Hawks went on guard, and covered you with his wings. “You can’t do much in this state... Endeavor should be on his way..”

“Well then.... Tell pops I said hi then..” Dabi said before disappearing into a pile of gope.

Your eyes widened before you looked at Hawks.

Hawks just stared at the spot Dabi was at before he tightened his grip on you. “We need to get you out of here... Now.” He said before you stopped him.

“K-Kei.... I think my water broke..” You said causing his eyes to widen.

~

You had been in labor for hours, Hawks holding your hand, the doctor doing his thing.

It seemed like forever until the both of you heard crying.

“You did it baby bird..” Hawks whispered as he kissed your forehead.

“Damn right I did...” You mumbled causing him to lightly chuckle.

You paused as the nursed handed you a crying baby, now squirming in your eyes.

“Would you look at that..” He mumbled as he gently touched the baby’s cheek causing the baby to whine.

“Congratulations... It’s a boy!” The nurse said smiling causing you to pout.

“But this means I’m out numbered!” You cried out causing Hawks to laugh.

“Sorry baby bird... I can’t control what kind of baby I give you!” Hawks said smugly.

You stuck your tongue out at him before you looked down at your now calm baby, who was staring up at the two of you.

Hawks looked at him with a smile. “He has your eyes baby bird..” He mumbled as he took his little hand into his much bigger one.

“But he looks just like you..” You said smiling. “Where’s Kage..?” You asked.

“Fuyumi said she was on her way with him.. They stopped by Mcdonalds for some lunch..” Hawks said before he kissed your head.

~

Much later, your oldest was at your side.

“Is that the baby?” Kage asked as he peaked over and looked at his little brother.

You nodded your head as you smiled. “Yeah... You’re a big brother..” You said softly.

“Big... Brother...” Kage mumbled before he giggled as he understood the meaning.

“What’s his name!?” He asked as he looked up at the two of you happily.

You paused before you looked up at your husband. Damn it... You forgot to decide on a name...

There will be more parts but this is the end of this one!! If you have any name suggestions I’d love to hear them! ^^